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Sometimes
the world looks perfect
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Nothing to rearrange
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Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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Like you need
some kinda change
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No matter what the odds
are this time
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Nothing's gonna
stand in my way
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This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend
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Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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Standing tall
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On the wings of my dream
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Rise and fall
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On the wings of my dream
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The rain and thunder
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The wind and haze
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I'm bound for better days
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It's my life and my dream
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Nothing's gonna
stop me now
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Something on your mind, Balki?
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(CHUCKLES)
Cousin, you can read me
like a cheap suit.
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Cousin, if you were me
and you wanted to get you
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to do something
that was really hard
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long hours and no pay,
how you would get you to do it?
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Well, that's easy.
Really?
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Well, sure,
I'm a reasonable man.
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I'm willing to listen
to logical arguments.
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Well, I thought so.
Oh, yeah, sure.
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So go ahead,
just state the facts,
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support it with statistical data
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then be prepared
for a flat "no."
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Oh, forget it, cousin,
I... I knew you wouldn't want
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to be a volunteer fireman.
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Just...just never mind.
I'll do it.
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Just forget
I said anything, okay?
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The firehouse needs volunteers
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I thought you might like
to do something
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for the community,
but obviously...
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I said I'll do it.
I was wrong.
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I was wrong, okay? I was wrong.
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it's not the last time
I'm gonna be wrong
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and I can live with that...
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What?
I'll do it.
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You'll do what?
I'll be a volunteer fireman.
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Well, Balki, Wainwright
has been after me for a while
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to do a human interest story
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Wait a minute, cousin,
if that's the only reason
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you're going to do it,
I don't think you should do it.
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Well, Balki,
that's not the only reason.
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I... I would think
my commitment to the community
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goes without saying.
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So, when do we start?
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I guess tomorrow.
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Well, great!
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Yeah.
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You don't seem
that excited about it.
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(STAMMERS) I got you
to do exactly
what I wanted you to do
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and yet somehow, you managed
to suck all the joy out of it.
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Cousin, they gave us hats.
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I love hats.
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I particularly love this hat.
It's so elaborate.
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You know, on Mypos,
the firefighters
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wear a watermelon rind
with a chin strap.
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Balki, this is gonna
be a piece of cake.
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What a coincidence!
We are volunteers.
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I hate volunteers.
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They like to wear the hat,
but they can't take the heat.
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The hats are yours
when you finish the training.
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Oh, no.
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I must have the hat.
I... I love the hat.
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Maybe I can...
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(LAUGHING)
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Uh...uh, say, uh, chief,
uh, before we get started,
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I have a...
A couple of questions.
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Shut up.
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For the next six weeks,
you do what I say, when I say.
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If I say, "Jump."
You say, "How high?"
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If I say, "Make coffee."
You say, "How hot?"
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If I say,
"Paint the fire truck."
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Uh, uh, let me recap, okay?
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That was, that was, uh, "How
high?" "How hot?" and "How red?"
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Right? Or...or was it...
Was it high hat, red-hot
and how now?
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Shut up!
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Do people tell you,
you look like Sinatra?
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All right, let's get to work.
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First, I'll familiarize you
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with the equipment
you'll be using.
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This is an ax. Don't touch it.
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This is a high-rise backpack.
Don't touch it.
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And this is a state-of-the-art
fire extinguisher.
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The AFXQ-9000, The Mighty Max.
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Lay a finger on it,
and you're off the program
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All right, it's time
to get into your gear.
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Ooh. He-he-he.
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Is this as heavy as it looks?
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(GIGGLING)
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Water delivery apparatus
over your right shoulder.
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Oh. Oh!
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That's also heavy.
Yeah.
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Oh.
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Pry bars in your left hands.
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You know, cousin,
this is almost exactly
like the outfit,
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I wore
to my grammar school graduation.
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Except, of course,
I had the snorkel.
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Get over here.
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All right, give me 40 flights.
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I... I'm more
an on-the-ground
management type.
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Go!
(EXCLAIMS)
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You know, chief,
this is going to do wonders
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in defining our quads.
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(LAUGHING)
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Shut up!
Oh.
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One.
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Hey, cousin,
while you were unconscious,
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Chief Newton told us,
tomorrow, he's going to show us
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exactly how close
you can get to the flames
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and still keep your eyebrows.
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I am never going back
to that fire station.
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Well, cousin,
what about your story?
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I'll get another story.
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I never wanted
to help the community.
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You didn't?
No.
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So you lied!
Ow! Ow!
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Yes, I lied.
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But this is the truth,
I am never going back
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to that fire station
ever, ever again.
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Well, I'm going back.
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Ain't no mountain high enough
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ain't no river deep enough,
ain't no fire hot enough
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to keep me
from getting that hat.
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Now, I'm going to my room.
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I want you to sit right there
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(KNOCK ON DOOR)
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Hi, Larry.
Oh, hi.
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Well, I--
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Uh, maybe I shouldn't.
I feel so foolish.
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Well, Jennifer,
you can tell me anything.
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Here. Come in, come in.
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We're engaged.
You can tell me anything.
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I told you
about my fear of eggs.
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Okay.
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I've always had
this fantasy about firemen.
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I see this dashing man
in a soot-streaked slicker.
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Silhouetted by a raging fire
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he hacks his way
into my bedroom with an ax.
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He scoops me up in his arms...
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I've said too much?
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No, no, you haven't.
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He carries me to safety.
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He leans me against his truck,
the rungs of his ladder
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pressing against my back...
I can't go on.
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Try.
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There was always
one thing missing.
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My fireman was faceless
until now.
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Larry, you're that face
in my fantasy.
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(SIGHS)
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Well, I better be going.
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I, uh, just wanted
to share that with you.
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I'm glad you did.
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Okay, cousin, I've made a list
of the pros and cons
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of going back to that f...
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To that firehouse
and serving your community.
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Now, I... I don't care
if I have to stay up all night
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I'm going to get you to do this!
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It's gonna make you
a better person... Dagnabit!
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I'll be a volunteer fireman.
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Well, feed me lemons
and make me pucker.
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Appleton! Bartoko-mouse!
Get a move on!
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BALKI: Actually,
it's...it's Bartokomous.
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Shut up!
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Get on down here!
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Cousin Larry Appleton,
come on down!
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It's so high.
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Cousin, come on, you're holding
on too tight. Loosen your grip.
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(GRUNTS)
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Come on, cousin, I help you up.
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(GRUNTS)
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Come on, cousin,
let me--
Wait, no, no!
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I can get up!
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All right, we start in five.
Look sharp, men.
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Oh, sir, I'd look
a lot sharper with a hat!
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(ALARM RINGING)
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MAN: (ANNOUNCING)
Engine number 151.
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All right,
everybody on the truck!
We got a fire to fight!
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Oh, where do I sit, sir?
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You're not going anywhere.
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Oh, but, yeah, yes...
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No! But, please! I want to!
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I want to ride
on the fire truck!
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It's been my dream
since yesterday!
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You're not gonna go anywhere!
You're staying right here!
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No, no!
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Oh. Oh, look, cousin, they're
doing the fireman's carry!
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Sit there!
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Sit!
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Excuse me, sir.
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Stay!
(FIRE TRUCK SIREN BLARING)
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It isn't fair, they get
to put on their hats
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and go fight a fire.
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Those lucky charms!
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Yeah, life is tough.
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I'm gonna go make some coffee.
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Hi, Balki.
Mary Anne!
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BALKI: What are you doing here?
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No, we weren't.
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"I've just got to get
to that firehouse!"
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Well, I'm glad you're here
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but you're going
to be disappointed.
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I don't get my hat
for another four days.
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Balki...
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I just finished
my heat tolerance test.
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I'll be ready when I have
to fight a towering inferno.
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Oh, Jennifer, Mary Anne.
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I didn't know you were here.
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Too bad you didn't
get here sooner.
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You missed all the excitement.
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Listen... (STAMMERS)
The alarm went off
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and the siren was...was wailing
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and everybody jumped
on the truck
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and raced off to fight the fire,
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What Balki means is
that we were told to stay here
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and take care of any
incoming emergencies.
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Chief Newton is saving us
for the big fires.
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The raging blazes.
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Larry, you look wonderful.
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Well, you know what they say,
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clothes make the man.
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Of course, I don't
have to tell you that.
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Balki, what's up there?
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Oh, the other end of that pole.
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Do you want to see?
MARY ANNE: Uh-huh.
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I love the uniform, Larry.
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By the way, I had that dream
again last night.
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I'm on duty, you know.
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I was left in charge.
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Neither rain nor snow
nor sleet nor hail
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nor gloom of night shall stay
this trusted firefighter
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from the swift completion
of his appointed rounds.
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Isn't that the mailman's creed?
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Well, they use it, too.
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Can I show you
the officer transportation unit?
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It may look deceptively simple
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but this firefighter
can tell you from experience
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that the pole slide
is one of the most
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difficult maneuvers to master.
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Whee!
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She didn't do it by the book.
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Well, we don't want
to stop an important man
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from doing a very important job.
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I'm so proud of you, Larry.
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We better go.
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Doesn't Larry look handsome
in his uniform?
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He sure does.
And he should always wear a hat.
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It covers his oddly-shaped head.
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00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:01,694
Boy, Jennifer
was really impressed.
254
00:16:01,761 --> 00:16:04,897
Imagine how proud she'll be
when you fight a real fire?
255
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,499
Fight a fire? Who needs a fire?
256
00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:09,202
Look at the reaction
I'm getting with just a uniform!
257
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,743
Cousin... I smell smoke.
258
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:19,179
Well, of course you smell smoke.
We're in a fire station.
259
00:16:19,246 --> 00:16:21,948
Everything in here
reeks of smoke.
260
00:16:22,015 --> 00:16:23,983
No, no, it's getting stronger.
261
00:16:24,051 --> 00:16:26,186
Come on.
We'd better check it out.
262
00:16:31,058 --> 00:16:34,161
Cousin, Mr. Coffee's on fire!
263
00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:36,096
Oh, my Lord!
264
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:37,397
We've got to call for help!
265
00:16:37,464 --> 00:16:41,501
Help! Help!
266
00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:44,837
Help! Help!
267
00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:47,474
Help! Help!
268
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:49,209
(TELEPHONE RINGS)
269
00:16:49,276 --> 00:16:51,278
Incoming emergency!
270
00:16:55,315 --> 00:17:00,019
Hello, fire department.
271
00:17:00,087 --> 00:17:02,655
You gotta come quick!
272
00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:05,024
Just...just keep your cool.
We...we're here to help you.
273
00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:08,128
(STAMMERS)
Now, where are you located?
274
00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:09,729
Balki!
Just a second, cousin.
275
00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:11,298
Balki!
Just a second, cousin!
276
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:12,699
Balki
Cousin, just a second!
277
00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:13,766
I'm on the phone!
278
00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:19,839
What is the address here?
279
00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:22,075
921, Bay Ridge Avenue.
280
00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:24,577
921, Bay Ridge Avenue.
281
00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:26,646
Get out of the city!
282
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,782
That's where our fire is!
283
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:35,054
Balki?
284
00:17:35,122 --> 00:17:40,660
Hello?
285
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:41,794
Hello?
286
00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:45,432
He hung up.
287
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:50,637
Balki! Balki, the hose!
Help me with the hose!
288
00:17:53,973 --> 00:17:55,342
Whoa!
289
00:17:58,211 --> 00:17:59,712
(PANTING)
290
00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:02,182
Turn on the water!
291
00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:04,351
No, I'm holding the hose.
292
00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:08,255
Balki!
293
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:13,326
Coffee, cousin!
Not now, thank you.
294
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:23,470
Balki, you're a genius!
You saved us!
295
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:25,972
Well, cousin,
it was just a simple matter
296
00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:28,341
of fighting fire with Folgers.
297
00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:32,712
Well, the important thing is,
it's out.
298
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,747
Of course,
we'll have to make more coffee
299
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:36,349
but I can handle that.
300
00:18:38,185 --> 00:18:39,819
(SCREAMING)
301
00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:41,188
What are we gonna do?
302
00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:43,590
Oh, uh, cousin, look!
There's a fire squisher!
303
00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:55,668
Phew!
304
00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:57,737
(EXHALES) There.
305
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,973
Crisis averted.
306
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:04,043
Cousin, we make
a great team, don't we?
307
00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:05,878
You light 'em, we fight 'em.
308
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:11,418
Well, when you're
in an emergency
with Larry Appleton,
309
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:15,888
you can count on a cool head
and a steady hand.
310
00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:20,727
(BOTH SCREAMING)
311
00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:24,897
Balki! Balki!
312
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,269
Mighty Max can save us!
313
00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:32,705
No, cousin, no, no.
314
00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:34,374
(STAMMERS) We cannot...
No, no, don't touch it.
315
00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:39,379
Chief Newton say that
if we touch it,
316
00:19:39,446 --> 00:19:41,147
Balki, if we don't touch it,
the fire station
317
00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:43,616
will burn to the ground,
and you won't have a head!
318
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,418
All right,
that's a good point. Let's go.
319
00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:49,456
Maybe this, maybe this,
maybe, maybe this...
320
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:52,191
Do you see anything marked "On?"
321
00:19:52,259 --> 00:19:54,961
Well, I don't know, cousin,
but if this was a clock radio
322
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,529
this would turn it on.
323
00:20:35,302 --> 00:20:39,406
Well, Balki,
we saved the fire station.
324
00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:41,541
We're heroes.
325
00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:44,944
They're probably
going to give us medals
326
00:20:45,011 --> 00:20:46,579
and a parade.
327
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:51,318
If this don't get me a hat,
I don't know what will.
328
00:20:52,184 --> 00:20:53,953
(SIGHS)
329
00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:09,168
Cheer up, Balki, at least
you got to put out a fire
330
00:21:09,235 --> 00:21:11,404
before you were thrown out
of the program.
331
00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:17,444
Yeah, but I never got
to ride on the fire truck
332
00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:19,379
and there's a big
empty space on my head
333
00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:21,314
where a hat should be.
334
00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:26,553
Well, it wasn't a complete loss
you got a nice story out of it.
335
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,254
It was very realistic.
336
00:21:28,321 --> 00:21:31,491
Just reading it
made me smell smoke.
337
00:21:31,558 --> 00:21:34,293
You were burning toast
when you read it, Mary Anne.
338
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:37,697
Oh, right!
339
00:21:42,869 --> 00:21:44,471
Great idea.
Okay.
340
00:21:44,537 --> 00:21:46,138
We'll get our coats
and meet you downstairs.
341
00:21:46,205 --> 00:21:47,874
But nothing flambe.
342
00:21:53,045 --> 00:21:55,147
Uh, Balki, it's, uh,
kind of cold outside.
343
00:21:55,214 --> 00:21:57,517
You might wanna wear your hat.
344
00:21:57,584 --> 00:22:00,086
No, cousin, I'll just...
345
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:02,321
I'll just turn my collar up.
346
00:22:08,127 --> 00:22:10,296
Cousin!
347
00:22:10,363 --> 00:22:12,031
My hat!
348
00:22:12,098 --> 00:22:13,800
My hat! Thank you!
349
00:22:13,866 --> 00:22:15,001
(GRUNTS)
350
00:22:21,207 --> 00:22:22,442
How you did get it?
351
00:22:22,509 --> 00:22:24,644
Well, Chief Newton
sold it to me.
352
00:22:24,711 --> 00:22:27,046
Unfortunately, he wouldn't
sell me a uniform.
353
00:22:27,113 --> 00:22:29,982
Oh, that's okay, cousin,
I don't need a uniform.
354
00:22:30,049 --> 00:22:31,651
Oh, it wasn't for you.
355
00:22:35,822 --> 00:22:38,658
I was counting on wearing
it on my honeymoon.
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