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Sometimes the world
looks perfect
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Nothing to rearrange
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Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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Like you need
some kind of change
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No matter what
the odds are this time
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Nothing's gonna
stand in my way
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This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend
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Gives every dark street
a light at the e nd
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Standing tall
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On the wings of my dreams
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Rise and fall
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On the wings of my dreams
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The rain and thunder
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The wind and haze
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I'm bound for better days
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It's my life and my dream
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Nothing's gonna stop me now
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I'm an old cowhand
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From the Mypos land
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And I learned to ride
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Before I learned to stand
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Balki, I'll see you later.
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Jennifer and I
are going to a movie.
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(SNIFFING)
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(SNIFFING)
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What's that smell?
I'm glad ya asked.
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That's my rootin', tootin',
high falootin' Texas chili.
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Yee-haw!
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I'm making it
for my Western barbecue
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I'm caterin' for
this Saturday night
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at Gorman's Banquet Hall.
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Phoo-ching!
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Good for you, Balki.
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They, they're gonna enjoy chili.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Mm...
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(COUGHS)
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Hot, hot, ho-ho-ho...
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(PANTING)
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Nice shot.
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Thank you, partner.
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Well, who are you cooking for?
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Well, a, a herd of Texans
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have moseyed on up here
to Chicago.
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They're, uh, gettin' together
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at Gorman's Banquet Hall
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(LAUGHS)
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You know,
I, I never thought I'd say this
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but could you talk the way
you usually do?
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Well, of course, I can.
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Don't be rye-diculous.
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Balki.
Okay, okay.
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It's just kind of fun
talking in a Texan drool.
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Drawl. Texas drawl.
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Well, Balki,
your catering business
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is really taking off.
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I mean, what is this,
your fifth job in five weeks?
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Well, I could have had a sixth
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I didn't want to do two jobs
on the same night.
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Well, why not, Balki?
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you've gotta grow.
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Well, I don't know, cousin, I...
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Most of me stopped growing
when I was 16, although...
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...I don't think
my nose got the message.
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No, Balki, I'm-I'm talking
about expansion.
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Okay, okay, maybe I've left
my belt out a couple of notches.
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No reason to get personal,
shorty.
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No, Balki, what I'm saying is
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is that if you want your
catering business to succeed
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you gotta start taking
more jobs.
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Oh, well, I...
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You know, I'm just starting out.
I want to go slow.
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Well, Balki, you've got
to seize the opportunity
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when it presents itself.
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I'll put on some coffee.
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Wait, no, no, no.
No, this, this one is short.
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Is it shorter
than your Bunky McDermott story?
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Yes, it's shorter
than my Bunky McDermott story.
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Probably a little longer than
your Grandmama Appleton story.
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Yes, it's, it's a little longer
than my Grandmama--
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Okay, so it's approximately
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in between
the Bunky McDermott story
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and the Grandmama Appleton
narrative.
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All right, Balki, Balki!
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Okay, okay, tell the story.
Who's stopping you?
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Uh, when I was eight--
Should I sit down for this?
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When I was eight, uh...
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My friend and I had this,
this little, uh, lemonade stand.
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And, uh, my friend suggested
that we expand
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and sell ice cream cones.
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And I said, uh, "No, no.
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And, uh, he went off
and sold ice cream cones.
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And if I'd
listened to him, uh...
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Today it would have been
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Baskin-Appleton's 31 Flavors.
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Well, that's a
very nice story, cousin.
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And it explains why regret
eats up so much of your day.
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But, uh, cousin,
when I'm ready for more work
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I'll let you know.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
partner...
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I gotta hightail it
down to the general store
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and rustle up some fixin's
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for my Myposian-Western grub.
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We use real grubs, you know?
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Pfff. Ah!
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(PHONE RINGS)
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Hello?
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Mr. Gorman?
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Yeah, well, well, uh, I'm sorry,
uh, Balki just rode out.
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Uh, went out. Uh, well...
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Oh, you-you want him
to cater another party
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on Saturday?
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The Calorie Counters' Club.
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Well...
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Yeah, I think
he could handle that.
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Yeah, uh, well, all right, let
me take down the information.
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Uh, all right. Well, go ahead.
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Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh. Okay.
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Now, now that's, uh, "Low salt,
low fat, low calorie."
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I got it. Yeah, I'll make sure
Balki gets the information.
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Yeah. No, thank you.
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Bye-bye.
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He is gonna thank me for this.
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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
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(PHONE RINGS)
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Don't hang up, don't hang up.
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Oh. Wait.
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Don't hang up, don't hang up.
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Don't hang up.
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(PHONE RINGS)
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Hello.
Bartokomous-Appleton residence.
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How may I direct your call?
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who caters parties
for Gorman's Banquet Hall.
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Oh, come on, monsieur.
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I am not the best caterer
in Chicago.
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(LAUGHS)
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Oh, no, I'm not.
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Oh, no, I'm not.
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Oh, no, I'm not.
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All right, okay, okay, maybe
I'm in the top three. Um...
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Uh, how can I help you?
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A German party? For Saturday?
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Well, uh, let me
tell you, Gunther.
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You see, I already
have a job for Saturday.
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And I try never to take two jobs
on the same night.
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Really?
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Well, uh,
that's what Cousin Larry says.
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Cousin Larry.
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Well, he's my best friend
and advisor.
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He's, uh,
he's sort of my tormentor.
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Well, maybe I could take
two jobs
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on the same night.
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Well, uh, well, okay. I would
love to cater your party.
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Danke schoen. Thank you
for all the love and pain.
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Um, let me just get
something to write on.
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Okay. Okay, shoot.
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(CHUCKLES)
Yeah.
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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
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Oh, cousin,
I hope I did the right thing.
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Taking two catering jobs
on one night.
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I hope I'm not breading myself
too thin.
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Balki, relax,
everything is fine.
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We've got all the food unpacked
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easy access
to the two banquet rooms.
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Everything is perfect.
I'll help in the kitchen.
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And Jennifer and Mary Anne
will serve.
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Yeah, this is gonna be fun.
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I was a waitress in high school,
but it's been a long time
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since I've served people
food and drinks.
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Mary Anne,
you do that every day.
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You're a stewardess.
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Oh, right!
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Uh, why don't we put out
the silverware?
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Um, where's the silverware?
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Oh, okay,
the silverware is in the car.
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Uh, the forks and knives
are in the glove compartment
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and the spoons are in the back
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next to the Garfield
stuck on the window.
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Well, you see, you have
everything under control.
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I knew you could do it.
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Balki, the food
for the Texas barbecue
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smells delicious.
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Oh, thank you.
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(CHUCKLES)
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So what are you making
for the second party?
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German food.
German food?
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Uh-huh.
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for Calorie Counters?
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Oh, boy, you got that right.
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I would never serve German food
to Calorie Counters.
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(LAUGHS)
Cherish the thought.
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Good. So we're in agreement.
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Well, you got that right.
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00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:11,344
So what are you really serving
to the second party?
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Um, wiener schnitzel
and sauerbraten
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with goatwurst pate.
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Wiener schnitzel, sauerbraten
with goatwurst pate?
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Isn't that high in calories?
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Not to mention,
loaded with cholesterol.
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00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,859
Well, then why are you
serving it to Calorie Counters?
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00:10:25,926 --> 00:10:27,828
Cousin, I'm not serving it
to Calorie Counters,
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I'm serving it to Germans.
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W-w-wait, wait, wait.
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Let's concentrate
for, for just a minute here.
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Party number one is Texans.
Texans.
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Party number two is...
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Germans.
Calorie Counters.
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CROWD: (CHANTING)
We want food, we want food!
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we want food!
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(BOTH)
Oh, my Lord!
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Well, I hope you're happy.
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00:11:01,561 --> 00:11:04,364
Now we're up the creek
without a poodle!
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How could you book a party
for me without telling me?
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I left you a note!
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How was I to know it wasn't
the party I booked for you?
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00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:17,778
Well, I didn't see your note!
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You think I have ESPN?
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Okay, we have the silverware.
Everything's ready.
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Everything's ready for two party
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but unfortunately,
we have three.
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Larry!
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Well, don't worry, I have...
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BALKI, JENNIFER, MARY ANN:
Oh, God!
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...a plan!
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and serve all three parties
using the food for two.
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Cousin, we cannot give
the Calorie Counters this food.
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It wouldn't be good
for their diets.
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Well, so we serve them some food
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with a little salt
and a little fat.
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Have you seen them?
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What difference
will one meal make?
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(COUNTRY MUSIC)
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Balki...
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just ready to chow down.
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Well, Billy Joe Bob
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Their grubs are on their way.
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(LAUGHING)
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Yee-haw!
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(CHEERING)
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We'll serve the Texans first.
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Where's the costumes?
Uh, oh, girls.
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Your hats are right
under there, under the counter.
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Oh.
All right.
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Remember, Balki, small portions.
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Okay.
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Balki, stop!
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(COUNTRY MUSIC)
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All right,
we'll serve the Germans next.
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Okay, well,
what about the Calorie Counters?
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All right, well, we'll...
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and serve it
to the Calorie Counters.
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Uh... Okay, cousin,
we'll try it.
256
00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:13,626
We'll try it your way
because, surely
257
00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:16,796
out of 347 plans you've had...
258
00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:18,966
...one should work.
259
00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:21,534
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
260
00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:28,475
Bratwurst here
Goatwurst there
261
00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:30,343
That's what the Germans
eat tonight
262
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:32,212
And we serve it up
with pride
263
00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:35,883
We can serve the second
course without a lapse
264
00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:38,651
Can we even do the strudel
and the schnapps?
265
00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:42,289
Uh-huh! Clever young chaps
Clever young chaps
266
00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:46,026
'Cause presentation's all
267
00:13:46,093 --> 00:13:48,228
For the cowboys Germans
Calorie Counters
268
00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:50,030
Gorman's Banquet Hall
Gorman's Banquet Hall
269
00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:53,967
Ah-ha-ha woh-ho-ho
Ah-ha-ha woh-ho-ho
270
00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:55,869
Oh aha-ha-ha-ha
271
00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:57,270
Oh!
272
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,206
(CROWD CHEERING)
273
00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:01,841
Thanks, Jennifer.
I got away just in time.
274
00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:04,111
All right,
time to feed the Germans.
275
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,178
Okay.
276
00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:08,215
Oh. Um...
277
00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:09,816
Now remember, Balki, go easy
278
00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:10,918
on the sauerkraut
and the wiener schnitzel.
279
00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:12,185
Okay.
280
00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:24,197
Okay, now this time
let's not get separated.
281
00:14:26,934 --> 00:14:27,935
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
282
00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:29,302
(CROWD CHEERING)
283
00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:34,107
Cousin,
we are running this kitchen
284
00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:36,176
like a well-soiled machine.
285
00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:39,012
We want food!
Excuse me.
286
00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:42,015
We want food!
Excuse me.
287
00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:45,185
Excuse me!
288
00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:48,321
We Calorie Counters
are getting quite hungry.
289
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:51,758
We've finished with our
tart and tangy tropical nectar.
290
00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:53,460
It was very good
291
00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:55,895
but it tasted
a lot like sauerkraut juice.
292
00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:58,331
When do we eat?
293
00:14:58,398 --> 00:14:59,899
Uh, just soon,
soon, very soon.
294
00:14:59,967 --> 00:15:01,168
(CHUCKLES)
295
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:02,702
Oh!
296
00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:03,971
Ooh!
297
00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:08,708
Now, remember, uh, one
of the tricks
to losing weight
298
00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:10,310
is to eat slowly.
299
00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:12,512
Yeah. Well, please hurry.
300
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:15,182
Some of us haven't eaten
since lunch!
301
00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:19,686
CROWD:
We want food! We want food!
302
00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:23,991
(CROWD CHATTERING)
303
00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:28,261
Balki, my little freund!
304
00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:30,998
(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
305
00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:37,070
Uh, cousin,
uh, Gunther seems happy.
306
00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:40,107
I think, I think he's
experiencing fahrvergnugen.
307
00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:43,843
Ja, fahrvergnugen.
Ja, ja, fahrvergnugen.
Ja, ja.
308
00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:47,547
Ja, and the party is wunderbar
und the food, wunderbar.
309
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:50,150
Now we are ready
for more food
310
00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:52,152
and more frauleins!
311
00:15:52,219 --> 00:15:54,154
Ah!
Va-va-va voom!
312
00:15:54,221 --> 00:15:56,623
(CHUCKLES)
Auf wiedersehen!
313
00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:59,626
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
314
00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:04,697
All right, Mary Anne, Jennifer,
take care of the Germans.
315
00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:06,699
Stay away from the guy
with the pointed helmet.
316
00:16:12,039 --> 00:16:15,508
Well, Balki, all we have to do
is serve the Calorie Counters
317
00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:18,611
then we're home free.
My plan is working beautifully.
318
00:16:21,048 --> 00:16:24,551
Cousin, there's just
one itsy-bitsy little problem
319
00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:25,785
with your plan.
320
00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:26,886
What's that?
321
00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:28,255
I only rented enough plates
322
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:33,493
and silverware
for two parties.
323
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:36,596
Oh, catering is
so much easier on Mypos.
324
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:39,532
You just toss the salad
and everyone runs under it.
325
00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:43,170
Well, Balki,
we can handle this.
326
00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:45,138
We'll just get the plates
back from the Texans
327
00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:47,874
wash them,
and serve the Calorie Counters.
328
00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:49,242
This is gonna be easy.
329
00:16:52,079 --> 00:16:54,681
(CHATTER)
330
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,953
Balki! Ha ha!
331
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,223
These are some fine vittles
you conjured up for us.
332
00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:05,158
Well, thank you.
Now, how was the food?
333
00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:07,627
Balki, he loves the food.
Oh, good.
334
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,329
Yee-haw!
335
00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,366
All right, Balki, the plates.
Get the plates!
336
00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:18,037
Okay.
337
00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:21,007
Yeah! And I'm ready
to start on your buns.
338
00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:22,209
Whoa!
Oh!
339
00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:25,044
Oh! Uh, oh, well, maybe later.
340
00:17:25,112 --> 00:17:26,513
(LAUGHS)
341
00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:28,548
Give me that steak
before I get ugly!
342
00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:29,616
Oh.
343
00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:35,054
Now, you didn't eat
all your beans.
344
00:17:35,122 --> 00:17:37,590
Don't you want to be a member
of the Clean Plate Club?
345
00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:44,264
Balki, I wouldn't be tryin'
to take food away from Bubba.
346
00:17:44,331 --> 00:17:46,566
He'll rip your heart out
through your back pocket.
347
00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:51,638
Much obliged, mister,
Mr. Bubba Sir.
348
00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:55,675
Uh, you know, um,
back on Mypos
I knew a Bubba
349
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,510
who was about your size.
350
00:17:58,345 --> 00:17:59,812
Of course, he had hooves.
351
00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:06,686
Balki, I can't get the plates
away from these people.
352
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:08,221
Neither can I.
353
00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:13,126
I guess it's true what they say.
354
00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:16,329
Cousin, if we cannot
get the plates away
355
00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:18,931
All right, we'll just
let the Texans finish eating
356
00:18:18,998 --> 00:18:20,867
and then we'll feed
the Calorie Counters.
357
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:24,704
They won't starve to death
358
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:27,240
(CHATTER)
359
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:29,509
(CROWD SHOUTING)
360
00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:33,613
If we're not fed immediately
361
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,882
they say they'll take hostages.
362
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:43,055
(CHATTER)
363
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,558
Okay, we gotta find some way
to get them away from the tables
364
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,126
so we can get their plates.
365
00:18:47,194 --> 00:18:48,995
Cousin, are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
366
00:18:49,061 --> 00:18:50,397
A game of Twister?
367
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:53,065
Wait, I've got it! I've got it!
368
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:56,703
At...
All right, attention!
369
00:18:56,769 --> 00:18:57,870
Your attention, please!
370
00:18:57,937 --> 00:19:00,240
Uh, it's time
for a square dance!
371
00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:04,244
Here we go!
372
00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:06,246
Time to dosey-do!
373
00:19:07,914 --> 00:19:09,649
Time to yippi-i-o-ki-yay.
374
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:15,322
Please?
375
00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:17,857
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
376
00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:19,559
(CROWD CHEERING)
377
00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:24,397
Time for a dance
378
00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:25,698
Leave your table
379
00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:27,567
(CROWD CHEERING)
380
00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:30,603
Grab your girl
before it's too late
381
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,872
Kick up your heels
and leave your plate
382
00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:35,875
Skip to the left
and girl to the right
383
00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:37,777
Walk her in a circle
and hold her tight
384
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:39,779
(CROWD CHEERING)
385
00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:42,849
Strum that guitar
pluck that fiddle
386
00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:44,851
Take two steps out
and run to the middle
387
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:46,586
(CROWD CHEERING)
388
00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:48,455
Swing your partner
round and round
389
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,189
Any way you can
except upside down
390
00:19:50,257 --> 00:19:52,124
(CROWD CHEERING)
391
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,660
Allemande left
and swing your dates
392
00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:55,362
While the Mypiot
collects your plates
393
00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:58,231
(CROWD CHEERING)
394
00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:09,976
CROWD:
We want food!
395
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,578
You'd better hurry up!
396
00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:14,180
They're using Bertha
as a battering ram!
397
00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:15,748
We want food!
398
00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:18,217
Swing and in and out
with the pretty little thing
399
00:20:18,285 --> 00:20:20,219
(CROWD CHEERING)
400
00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:29,061
If you're hungry
you want another tater
401
00:20:29,128 --> 00:20:32,865
Swing your partner
across the floor
402
00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:34,767
(CROWD CHEERING)
403
00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:35,935
(PLATE SHATTERING)
404
00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:40,573
Ah!
405
00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:43,710
Ah!
406
00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:46,546
Ah!
407
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:48,948
Ah!
408
00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:56,289
Ah!
409
00:20:58,791 --> 00:20:59,792
Ah.
410
00:21:05,732 --> 00:21:06,833
Food!
411
00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:10,637
(YELLING)
412
00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:13,740
You wanna have some of that?
Hold it, boy.
413
00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:15,241
Whoa, boy!
414
00:21:15,308 --> 00:21:17,744
Wunderbar! Let's party!
415
00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:20,012
(CROWD CHEERING)
416
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,015
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
417
00:21:23,082 --> 00:21:25,084
Calorie Counters
grab a German
418
00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:27,987
Squeeze 'em tight
and feel 'em squirmin'
419
00:21:28,054 --> 00:21:30,657
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
420
00:21:33,526 --> 00:21:35,662
Well, everything seemed
to turn out all right.
421
00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:41,334
Everybody got fed.
422
00:21:43,936 --> 00:21:45,672
I, I liked the music.
423
00:21:48,107 --> 00:21:49,409
Didn't you?
424
00:21:54,246 --> 00:21:55,915
Good food, good friends,
good fun.
425
00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:56,983
(CHUCKLES)
426
00:22:00,387 --> 00:22:01,654
Okay, okay.
427
00:22:01,721 --> 00:22:04,957
Maybe I'm,
I'm partially to blame
428
00:22:05,024 --> 00:22:06,659
for what happened tonight.
429
00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:11,831
Mostly to blame.
430
00:22:14,867 --> 00:22:19,672
All right,
it was totally my fault.
431
00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:22,074
I shouldn't have pushed him
before he was ready.
432
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:28,981
But you know...
433
00:22:34,921 --> 00:22:37,524
...I think you're gonna thank me
for what I did tonight.
434
00:22:41,093 --> 00:22:43,963
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
435
00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:11,924
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
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