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Sometimes
the world looks perfect
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Nothing to rearrange
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Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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Like you need
some kind of change
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Nothing's going
to stand in my way
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This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend
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Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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Standing tall
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On the wings of my dream
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Rise and fall
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On the wings of my dream
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The rain and thunder
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The wind and haze
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I'm bound for better days
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It's my life and my dream
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Nothing's gonna
stop me now
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Well, looks like we're all set
for grandpa's visit.
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(SNIFFING)
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What's that smell?
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You made goat lips?
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They are the
traditional Myposian
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grandparent welcoming dish.
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(OVEN DINGS)
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Oh, don't want them
to get too crispy.
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And, cousin,
I thought after dinner
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we take him
to the Lithuanian circus.
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It's audience
participation night.
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How is grandpapa Appleton
on the high-wire?
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Well, hold your
Lithuanian horses.
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One diggy hot lips,
two diggy hot lips
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three diggy hot lips,
four diggy hot lips.
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Mwah, mwah, mwah.
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Seven diggy hot lips--
Balki.
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Balki, circuses
and hot diggy goat lips
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are gonna be too much
for grandpa.
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Well, we're talking about
a 76-year-old widower
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who doesn't get around
so well anymore.
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He's a quiet,
frail old gentleman
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and we have
to treat him carefully.
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(SIGHS)
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
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That must be him now.
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Hiya, Larry!
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Grandpa.
(LAUGHING)
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You must be Balki.
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Well, yes, I am.
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(LAUGHING)
Whoa!
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Thank you, Balki.
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Well, it's not grandpa anymore,
it's Buzz.
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Well, well, well,
let's sit down.
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Well, gee, it's great
to see you, grandpa.
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Well, it's good to see you,
Larry, uh...
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And it's Buzz.
Buzz?
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What, what's happened?
I... I hardly recognize you.
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Well, I dropped fifteen pounds
and got a new wardrobe.
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How do you like these B-ball
shoes with the slam dunk pump?
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Bodacious, Buzz.
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(SNIFFING)
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Well, those are
my Myposian goat lips
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but Cousin Larry say that
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that they are too spicy
for you, Buzz.
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You know I always say, Balki,
there is no such thing
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as too rich,
too thin or too spicy.
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And I may say
there's no such thing as
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too happy, too friendly
or too many pigs in your house.
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But that's not putting
lips in your stomach.
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Let me get you some.
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You know what I'd really like,
Balki, uh...
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...is some of that famous
deep dish Chicago pizza.
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Oh, and, uh, maybe we can catch
that Lithuanian circus.
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I hear it's in town.
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That's a brilliant idea.
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I... Isn't it, cousin?
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Well, grandpa, wha...
What's happened to you?
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Uh, you never acted
like this before.
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I've never been this old before.
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Larry, I realize that the few
years I have left are precious
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and I don't want to waste 'em.
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I want to meet some new people,
you know, and, uh
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have some new experiences.
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Went on a cruise,
had a terrific time.
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Even made a new friend, Sam.
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We had so much fun,
we decided
to get together again.
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Sam lives in Chicago,
so, here I am.
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Well, I, I'm... I'm glad to see
you're enjoying yourself
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I, um, but I just think,
you know, someone your age
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should, you know,
take things a little slower.
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Larry, when you only
got a half the time
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you gotta go twice as fast.
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Where do I bunk?
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Oh, you, you're using my room
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Well, cousin,
Grandpapa Appleton is exactly
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the way you described him.
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Except for the, the clothes,
and the, uh, shoes
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and, uh,
the way you described him.
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I guess we won't be needing
the hot water bottle
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and the prune juice you bought.
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Well, we can return
the hot water bottle.
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Oh, okay.
But the prune juice is for me.
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(SIGHS)
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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Ah, what a day,
what a day, what a day.
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Didn't I tell you guys
we would have a great time?
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Yeah.
I loved that wild log ride.
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Just like riding the rapids.
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Didn't I tell you it would be
more fun standing up?
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(LAUGHING)
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Oh, ho!
It's almost 6 o'clock.
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Sam will be here any minute.
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I gotta pump up my shoes.
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(GROANS)
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Balki, what am I gonna
do with him?
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He's my grandfather,
he's acting like a teenager
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and you're not helping.
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All right, cousin, I have
had it up to here with you.
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There is absolutely
nothing wrong with a person
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acting as young as they feel.
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On Mypos, we always treat
the young as if they're old
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so that they'll gain wisdom.
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And we treat the old
as if they are young
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so that they'd gain vitality.
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Yeah, well, you also treat
your pigs to dinner and a movie
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so you'll gain acceptance
from your livestock.
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Well, that is only during
the harvest season
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and I don't see what that
has to do with Buzz?
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Balki, sit down.
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People know their age
and they act their age.
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That's how they know
what to charge at the movies.
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Well, I don't think
my best bud Buzz
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appreciates being put in a box--
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Oh, he is not
your best bud Buzz.
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Oh, I beg to differ.
Excuse me, I beg to butt in.
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I beg to butt in.
No, he's not you best bud.
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Excuse me, excuse me.
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I... but...
Look...
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Excuse me, he is...
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Buzz is my bosom
buddy, booby.
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(INDISTINCT ARGUMENT)
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He is my grandfather.
I'll deal with him.
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This is because you got wet,
isn't it?
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I told you not to sit
in the front of the log.
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(KNOCK ON DOOR)
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Get the door.
You get it.
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We'll both get it.
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But you go first.
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It's probably grandpa's friend.
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Oh.
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You know...
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...hanging around with
some old guy his own age
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might settle him down.
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Hi, I'm Sam Morrison.
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Is Buzz here?
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You're Sam?
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(CHUCKLES) Yeah, Samantha.
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Well, come-come on in,
come on in, uh... Uh...
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Buzz told us all about you.
Oh.
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Except that you were young
and a woman.
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Sam.
Buzzy.
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(LAUGHING)
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Goodnight, guys. Sam and I are
goin' out and paint the town.
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Don't wait up.
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Whoo!
Whoo!
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Well, she is younger
than my own mother.
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What can he be thinking?
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Well, cousin, I'm just
a simple Mypiot boy, but...
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...even I know
what he's thinking.
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You couldn't sleep either?
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Balki, I am worried
about grandpa.
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Cousin, Buzz distinctly
told you not to wait up.
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Balki,
it is 2:30 in the morning.
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Ow.
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Where could he be?
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(SNORING)
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(SCREAMS)
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Where could he be?
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Well, cousin... (SIGHS)
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...Buzz and Sam probably
had a nice, romantic dinner.
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A little wine,
a moonlight walk by the lake
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and before they knew it
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one thing led to another,
and well...
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...they-they found themselves
playing Donkey Kong
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at the all-night video arcade.
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Well, where have you been?
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Do you have any idea
what time it is?
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I have been worried sick.
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Well, you are just gonna
have to talk about it, mister.
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Buzz, didn't you have fun?
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Oh, yeah,
we had a great evening.
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We dined, we danced.
Then, she dumped me.
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I(STAMMERS) I'm sorry, grandpa.
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She said all we had
was a shipboard romance.
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She said on dry land
she didn't feel
the Earth move anymore.
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She said, "Buzz off, Buzz."
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Well...
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Well, grandpa,
I know how you feel.
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I've been dumped
a few times myself.
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Actually 44.
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Forty-five.
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Well, maybe everything's
worked out for the best.
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You think so?
I know so.
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I mean, the important thing
is you have your health.
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You have a family
that loves you.
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Women half your age,
nights on the town.
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That's... That's for
the young and the foolish.
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Yeah, you're right, Larry.
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There's no fool
like an old fool.
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I've been trying to be
something I'm not... Young.
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Oh.
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Goodnight, boys.
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Well, I think
that went pretty well.
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Yeah, cousin.
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You aged him
more in 60 seconds
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than Mama Nature did
in 76 years.
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Cousin, it's a beautiful day.
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I've been thinking
this is a perfect opportunity
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to do something
to help Grandpapa Buzz.
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Now, we could take him
down to the lake
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he'd be basking
in the sunshine...
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(INHALES)
Breathing in the fresh air,
and in no time at all he'll be--
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In the hospital
with pneumonia.
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Cousin, we have to do something
to get Buzz back.
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Balki, there is no Buzz.
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There's just Beaumont Appleton,
my grandfather.
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And there is nothing wrong
with an elderly man
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acting like an elderly man.
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Oh. Grandpapa Buzz.
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I've got a terrific idea.
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Why don't we all
go down to the lake.
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We can have a nice picnic.
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I've got tons
of leftover goat lips.
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They are great cold.
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No. No, no, no,
no picnic for me, Balki.
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You boys go right ahead.
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I'll just stay here
and have some weak tea.
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Okay, I'll...
I'll make it for you.
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That's right, grandpa.
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We'll just stay here
and play checkers!
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Like we used to!
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Checkers?
Yeah, checkers is nice.
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Maybe later after my nap.
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Just say when?
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When.
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Oh, I almost forgot.
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You do that a lot at my age.
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This is for you, Larry.
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Copy of my will.
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Keep it handy.
Just in case.
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Well, I hope you're happy.
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You took the grand
out of grandpapa
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and you put the old
back into old man.
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Balki, grandpa is fine.
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He's just using
the wisdom of his years
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and planning ahead!
253
00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:22,689
La... Larry! Larry!
254
00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:26,626
Do you have a plastic bag
for my suit?
255
00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:29,762
I want to keep it clean.
256
00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:35,035
We... Well, grandpa,
you're being foolish.
257
00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:36,903
Well, maybe you're right.
258
00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:39,272
No sense wrapping
it in plastic.
259
00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:43,010
Maybe I'll just put
the thing on and wait it out.
260
00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:48,448
No, no, no. Grand...
Grandpapa Appleton, no,
261
00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:50,317
Now listen. That...
That's ridiculous.
262
00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:52,319
By the time
you're ready to go
263
00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:54,954
this suit will be
hopelessly out of style.
264
00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:58,258
Grandpa, when I told
you to act your age
265
00:15:58,325 --> 00:16:00,460
I didn't mean for you
to lie down and wait to die!
266
00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:03,663
No, no. You were right, Larry.
I thought about what you said.
267
00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:05,532
An old man should act his age
268
00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:11,071
and I was acting
like an old fool
269
00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:13,606
Uh, listen,
Grandpapa Buzz, come on now.
270
00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:16,809
You, you, you just act
as young as you feel!
271
00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:19,679
Okay, I feel a 106.
272
00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:21,114
Now, can I lie down?
273
00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:28,021
Balki.
274
00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:34,494
You gotta help me get
grandpa back to his old self.
275
00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:36,963
Okay. I know just
what grandpapa needs.
276
00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:39,366
He needs to drink
from the cup of vitality.
277
00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:42,001
He needs to eat
from the fruit bowl of life.
278
00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:44,737
He needs to floss
with the string of hope.
279
00:16:46,039 --> 00:16:48,741
How do we do that?
280
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:52,145
The food is great,
and you're gonna love the band.
281
00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:55,415
Now, you have to do
exactly as I tell you.
282
00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:58,751
Stand on one foot
and cluck like a chicken.
283
00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:01,354
(IMITATING CHICKEN)
284
00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:05,125
I don't see how
this is gonna help grandpa.
285
00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:07,094
It isn't.
I just like seeing you do it.
286
00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:15,168
(BAND PLAYING
INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
287
00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:23,143
Well, are you sure
this is gonna work?
288
00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:25,678
Cousin, I'm sure.
Just trust me.
289
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:30,783
That curve was a lot higher
than it looked.
290
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,389
George!
291
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,229
Opa!
292
00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:44,331
(BOTH SPEAKING
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
293
00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:47,334
Cousin Larry.
Ah!
294
00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:53,473
Opa! Opa! Opa! Opa!
George! George! George!
295
00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:54,541
Okay. Okay.
296
00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:59,446
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
297
00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:00,547
Oh!
298
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,252
George, George.
299
00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:07,454
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
300
00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:12,159
Balki, is this
a Myposian restaurant?
301
00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:14,827
Well, of course not.
Don't be ridiculous.
302
00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:16,329
It's a Greek restaurant.
303
00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:17,897
If it were
a Myposian restaurant
304
00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:19,566
there'd be a pig check girl.
305
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,835
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
306
00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:26,606
Opa!
307
00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:31,711
Oh, you're so cute!
308
00:18:34,914 --> 00:18:37,417
Athena! Athena!
Let me go, babe.
309
00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:41,388
George!
310
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,656
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
311
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:49,596
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
312
00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:53,132
Pita bread.
313
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,134
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
314
00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:02,309
Okay, George, George.
Okay, okay. Bye-bye, babe.
315
00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:07,380
Oh, hey, grandpa,
isn't this place fun?
316
00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:09,749
Huh? Don't you feel alive?
317
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,552
Don't you feel a draft?
318
00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:16,756
Grandpapa, why don't you
try some of this?
319
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,758
It will make
your taste buds dance!
320
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,460
Oh, no, thanks, Balki.
321
00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:24,697
I don't want to risk
staining my-my burial suit.
322
00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:27,434
Here, here, come on, grandpa.
Come on! We'll both try 'em!
323
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,769
It looks delicious. Huh?
324
00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:32,472
It'll, it'll be
a new experience!
325
00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:35,408
Here. Mmm. Mmm-mmm.
326
00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:40,580
(GASPING)
327
00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:44,384
Balki, are you trying
to burn a hole in his stomach?
328
00:19:44,451 --> 00:19:46,353
A man his age
can't eat that stuff!
329
00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:48,755
A man my age
can't eat that stuff!
330
00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:52,259
Not too bad!
Sure clears the sinuses.
331
00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:58,665
(PLAYING GUITAR)
332
00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:06,873
Balki, I-I think we need
to switch tables.
333
00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:09,008
(STAMMERS) The music
is too much for grandpa.
334
00:20:09,075 --> 00:20:11,978
No, cousin.
Grandpa, I think, I think we...
335
00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:15,948
(CHOKING)
336
00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:20,052
Oh, you're so pretty!
337
00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:21,988
(SQUEALING)
338
00:20:28,127 --> 00:20:30,229
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
339
00:20:30,297 --> 00:20:32,365
Come on, grandpa!
Oh, no, no.
340
00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:34,567
Come on, grandpa!
341
00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:37,036
Let's face
the music and dance!
342
00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:39,806
Balki, I... I don't think
we should do this.
343
00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:43,910
The floor is very slippery.
We don't know these people!
344
00:20:51,017 --> 00:20:53,886
Grandpapa, look!
What a surprise! It's Sofia!
345
00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:55,288
Nice to meet you.
346
00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:58,525
Oh, you too young
to be grandpa!
347
00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:01,027
I just call you Buzz.
348
00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:13,573
Balki, what is
the matter with you?
349
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,174
Are you out of your mind?
350
00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:17,744
Spicy food,
loud music, dancing?
351
00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:19,446
He could have a heart attack!
352
00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:20,713
Now, I don't want to be known
353
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:23,182
as the one in the family
who killed grandpa!
354
00:21:23,249 --> 00:21:28,321
Well, cousin,
you're halfway there!
355
00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:29,956
Opa!
356
00:21:31,157 --> 00:21:32,224
Now you see?
357
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,893
That's how accidents happen.
358
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,428
Opa!
359
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:38,898
Oh, my Lord!
360
00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:42,134
He's lost control
of his motor skills.
361
00:21:42,201 --> 00:21:43,870
Now, I'm gonna get him out
of here before he gets hurt!
362
00:21:43,936 --> 00:21:46,406
Oh, cousin, calm down,
would you please?
363
00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:48,575
Look at him!
He's having fun!
364
00:21:58,685 --> 00:22:01,988
I... It sure looks like
they're having a lot of fun!
365
00:22:02,054 --> 00:22:03,523
Opa!
366
00:22:03,590 --> 00:22:06,393
Cousin, uh, Grandpapa Buzz
seems to feel young again.
367
00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:08,695
How about you?
Like this, Larry.,
368
00:22:12,131 --> 00:22:13,566
Thanks, grandpa!
369
00:22:15,635 --> 00:22:20,139
Well, Balki,
Looks like Buzz is back.
370
00:22:20,206 --> 00:22:23,209
Thank you.
371
00:22:23,275 --> 00:22:24,744
Oh, no, I--
Yes, you could!
372
00:22:24,811 --> 00:22:26,078
Excuse me.
373
00:22:26,145 --> 00:22:28,648
Look, just like this. Opa!
374
00:22:29,916 --> 00:22:30,917
Oh! Well!
375
00:22:35,154 --> 00:22:37,390
Opa!
376
00:22:46,499 --> 00:22:49,068
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
377
00:22:49,135 --> 00:22:50,970
(RHYTHMIC CLAPPING)
378
00:22:59,612 --> 00:23:01,614
(CHEERING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
379
00:23:04,316 --> 00:23:05,718
Bravo!
380
00:23:05,785 --> 00:23:08,588
WOMAN: Opa!
MAN: Opa!
381
00:23:14,026 --> 00:23:15,562
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
382
00:23:15,628 --> 00:23:17,363
(ALL CHEERING)
383
00:23:17,430 --> 00:23:19,766
MAN: Opa!
384
00:23:19,832 --> 00:23:21,668
Opa!
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