Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:01,533 --> 00:00:03,066
[theme song]
2
00:00:04,666 --> 00:00:08,333
♪ Sometimes the world
looks perfect ♪
3
00:00:08,366 --> 00:00:10,766
♪ Nothing to rearrange ♪
4
00:00:10,800 --> 00:00:13,666
♪ Sometimes you just
get a feeling ♪
5
00:00:13,700 --> 00:00:17,500
♪ Like you need
some kind of change ♪
6
00:00:17,533 --> 00:00:20,333
♪ Standing tall ♪
7
00:00:20,366 --> 00:00:24,166
♪ On the wings of my dream ♪
8
00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:27,133
♪ Rise and fall ♪
9
00:00:27,166 --> 00:00:30,766
♪ On the wings of my dream ♪
10
00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:34,100
♪ The rain and thunder
the wind and haze ♪
11
00:00:34,133 --> 00:00:37,600
♪ I'm bound for better days ♪
12
00:00:37,633 --> 00:00:41,200
♪ It's my life and my dream ♪
13
00:00:41,233 --> 00:00:44,433
♪ Nothing's gonna
to stop me now ♪
14
00:00:51,433 --> 00:00:54,166
[instrumental music]
15
00:00:58,433 --> 00:01:00,600
Harriette, Harriette,
come over and look.
16
00:01:00,633 --> 00:01:03,300
The-the Christmas present
my mother sent me from Mypos.
17
00:01:03,333 --> 00:01:05,633
- Let me see. Let me see.
- Got it today.
18
00:01:05,666 --> 00:01:06,633
[all gasping]
19
00:01:06,666 --> 00:01:10,066
Oh, Balki, it's beautiful.
20
00:01:10,100 --> 00:01:11,400
Is it hand carved?
21
00:01:11,433 --> 00:01:14,133
Yeah, yeah.
It's a Davros cup.
22
00:01:14,166 --> 00:01:16,766
It's made by the
finest artist on Mypos.
23
00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:18,533
Davros Praxiteles.
24
00:01:18,566 --> 00:01:21,433
Look at the detail on it.
25
00:01:21,466 --> 00:01:25,600
It take him one year
just to carve one cup.
26
00:01:25,633 --> 00:01:28,100
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
What is this?
27
00:01:28,133 --> 00:01:30,266
Just because it's Christmas Eve
28
00:01:30,300 --> 00:01:31,700
doesn't mean we're
not still workin' here.
29
00:01:31,733 --> 00:01:33,800
Come on. Clear the area.
Let's go. Come on.
30
00:01:33,833 --> 00:01:36,200
- Mr-Mr. Gorpley, Mr. Gorpley.
- What?
31
00:01:36,233 --> 00:01:39,333
Look, the beautiful cup
my mother send me for Christmas.
32
00:01:39,366 --> 00:01:41,633
I know, I heard.
Your mother loves you.
33
00:01:41,666 --> 00:01:43,566
She gave you a present.
I'm all choked up.
34
00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:45,566
[grunts]
35
00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:48,133
Bartokomous, what are you doing?
36
00:01:48,166 --> 00:01:49,000
You said you were choking.
37
00:01:49,033 --> 00:01:51,100
I'm giving you
the ham hock maneuver.
38
00:01:53,700 --> 00:01:55,266
I'm over it.
39
00:01:58,500 --> 00:01:59,366
[panting]
40
00:02:01,100 --> 00:02:02,800
Cousin, cousin.
41
00:02:02,833 --> 00:02:06,533
What? What? Were you mugged?
42
00:02:06,566 --> 00:02:09,233
Worse. I went shopping
on Christmas Eve.
43
00:02:10,766 --> 00:02:12,233
'It's a madhouse out there.'
44
00:02:14,666 --> 00:02:17,200
Look at this, huh?
45
00:02:19,100 --> 00:02:20,233
What do you think?
46
00:02:20,266 --> 00:02:21,766
Well, I don't know.
47
00:02:24,300 --> 00:02:26,700
I think it's a
little busy for you.
48
00:02:28,266 --> 00:02:31,466
No, no, it's not for me.
49
00:02:31,500 --> 00:02:33,233
It's for Jennifer.
50
00:02:33,266 --> 00:02:37,533
Oh! Well.
51
00:02:37,566 --> 00:02:41,300
In that case, it's
quietly elegant.
52
00:02:41,333 --> 00:02:43,766
Cost me a $125,
but it's worth it.
53
00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:46,066
I'm gonna give it to Jennifer
at our party tonight.
54
00:02:46,100 --> 00:02:47,400
'And just between you and me'
55
00:02:47,433 --> 00:02:50,633
I think she's gonna be thrilled.
56
00:02:50,666 --> 00:02:53,766
So, you're, uh, having
a little Christmas party
57
00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:56,200
tonight, eh, Appleton?
58
00:02:56,233 --> 00:03:00,700
A party? Uh, well, no.
We're not having a party.
59
00:03:00,733 --> 00:03:05,733
I-I wouldn't call
it a party...as such.
60
00:03:05,766 --> 00:03:09,066
You know, just a few-few people
getting together
61
00:03:09,100 --> 00:03:11,100
and killing time.
62
00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:14,366
I'll have watch that on
63
00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:16,466
"Lifestyles Of The Rich
And Boring."
64
00:03:21,500 --> 00:03:24,466
You didn't ask Mr. Gorpley
to the party?
65
00:03:24,500 --> 00:03:26,533
No, I didn't ask Mr. Gorpley
to the party.
66
00:03:26,566 --> 00:03:29,066
Well, why not?
He's gonna feel left out.
67
00:03:29,100 --> 00:03:30,266
He is left out.
68
00:03:32,300 --> 00:03:36,100
Balki, this is our first
annual Christmas party.
69
00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:39,633
I want it to be a time for all
our friends to gather together
70
00:03:39,666 --> 00:03:43,066
and share an evening
filled with Christmas spirit.
71
00:03:43,100 --> 00:03:45,600
If Mr. Gorpley came,
he'd ruin everything.
72
00:03:45,633 --> 00:03:48,433
Oh, come on.
How can you say that?
73
00:03:48,466 --> 00:03:52,233
It's easy.
"He'd ruin everything."
74
00:03:52,266 --> 00:03:55,233
I don't want him at the party.
75
00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:59,733
[instrumental music]
76
00:04:06,100 --> 00:04:07,633
Great news.
77
00:04:07,666 --> 00:04:11,200
I'm free to spend
Christmas with you.
78
00:04:11,233 --> 00:04:12,666
What do you mean, "so what"?
79
00:04:14,566 --> 00:04:16,333
No. I didn't ask my wife.
80
00:04:16,366 --> 00:04:17,533
But I have a hunch
81
00:04:17,566 --> 00:04:19,533
she doesn't wanna
spend Christmas with me.
82
00:04:19,566 --> 00:04:21,333
She's been remarried
for two years.
83
00:04:23,633 --> 00:04:24,400
'So how about it?'
84
00:04:25,666 --> 00:04:27,400
Can I come over for Christmas?
85
00:04:29,233 --> 00:04:32,166
No. No, I understand.
86
00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:35,766
D-uh, no, you've got family
coming over.
87
00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:38,266
Yeah, okay, I'll try
you again next year.
88
00:04:38,833 --> 00:04:41,233
Yeah. Bye, mom.
89
00:04:48,300 --> 00:04:49,766
- Mr. Gorpley--
- Dah! What?
90
00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:53,133
Oh, ah, Bartokomous.
91
00:04:53,166 --> 00:04:56,133
About tonight,
cousin Larry and I ha-ha..
92
00:04:59,166 --> 00:05:03,133
Cousin Larry and I ha-ha..
93
00:05:03,166 --> 00:05:06,133
Cousin Larry and I are ha-ha..
94
00:05:06,166 --> 00:05:08,066
What is the matter, Bartokomous?
95
00:05:08,100 --> 00:05:09,533
You got tinsel
caught in your throat?
96
00:05:11,700 --> 00:05:14,533
No, I was wondering. Do you have
a place to go for Christmas Eve?
97
00:05:14,566 --> 00:05:17,566
[scoffs]
Me? Sam "The Man" Gorpley?
98
00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:19,666
I got invitations
runnin' out my ears.
99
00:05:19,700 --> 00:05:21,700
Do I have any place
to go for Christmas?
100
00:05:21,733 --> 00:05:22,800
What a laugh.
101
00:05:22,833 --> 00:05:25,766
[laughing]
102
00:05:28,233 --> 00:05:31,366
Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
What a relief.
103
00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:32,433
I'll tell you, I'll tell you.
104
00:05:32,466 --> 00:05:34,133
- Funny, funny thing.
- What?
105
00:05:34,166 --> 00:05:36,533
Uh, for a,
for a second over there
106
00:05:36,566 --> 00:05:40,400
uh, well, I was
going to-to ask you
107
00:05:40,433 --> 00:05:42,166
if you wanted to
come to our party.
108
00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:43,366
Okay.
109
00:05:45,700 --> 00:05:47,166
Okay? What?
110
00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:49,800
Okay, I'll come to your party.
111
00:05:49,833 --> 00:05:52,100
You will?
112
00:05:52,133 --> 00:05:54,800
Yes, I will see you tonight.
113
00:05:54,833 --> 00:05:57,266
- Okay?
- Okay.
114
00:05:58,333 --> 00:06:00,066
Okay!
115
00:06:01,666 --> 00:06:05,033
Okay..
116
00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:11,200
[instrumental music]
117
00:06:29,500 --> 00:06:30,500
Perfect.
118
00:06:35,533 --> 00:06:37,100
Okay.
119
00:06:37,500 --> 00:06:39,133
Balki...
120
00:06:39,166 --> 00:06:41,166
Would you look at this?
121
00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:46,466
Is this gonna be a perfect
Christmas party or what?
122
00:06:46,500 --> 00:06:47,500
Wow.
123
00:06:49,233 --> 00:06:51,266
Alright, now, the guests will
be coming any minute.
124
00:06:51,300 --> 00:06:53,433
I want you to try the eggnog.
125
00:06:53,466 --> 00:06:57,100
Tell me if it's okay, huh?
126
00:07:01,166 --> 00:07:04,100
Mmm. Perfect.
127
00:07:07,300 --> 00:07:09,666
It is, isn't it?
128
00:07:09,700 --> 00:07:14,200
Cousin, a funny,
funny thing happened
129
00:07:14,233 --> 00:07:18,233
while I was...um, taking down
the decorations at work.
130
00:07:18,266 --> 00:07:19,300
[gasps]
131
00:07:19,333 --> 00:07:21,233
Napkins.
132
00:07:21,266 --> 00:07:24,366
Um, I was, it-it all kind of..
133
00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:26,033
I was just finishing
134
00:07:26,066 --> 00:07:28,466
uh, taking down the decorations
for Mr. Gorpley--
135
00:07:28,500 --> 00:07:31,600
You know, I knew
Gorpley was slime.
136
00:07:31,633 --> 00:07:33,366
But making you work late
on Christmas Eve
137
00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:35,633
is a new low, even for him.
138
00:07:39,700 --> 00:07:40,566
What do you think?
What do you think?
139
00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:42,133
Should I add another log?
140
00:07:42,166 --> 00:07:45,500
I mean, here, I want,
I want people to be warm
141
00:07:45,533 --> 00:07:47,266
but I don't want them to sweat.
142
00:07:55,666 --> 00:07:57,400
(together)
Perfect.
143
00:08:00,333 --> 00:08:05,233
Balki...it doesn't get
any better than this.
144
00:08:07,066 --> 00:08:09,366
Well, we gotta talk about that.
145
00:08:13,333 --> 00:08:15,400
What could be better
than a party at Christmas
146
00:08:15,433 --> 00:08:17,133
with the people
you care about?
147
00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:19,300
How about this?
148
00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:21,700
How about inviting
someone to that party
149
00:08:21,733 --> 00:08:24,200
who is, who is less
fortunate than you are?
150
00:08:26,166 --> 00:08:29,700
- Great idea.
- Really?
151
00:08:29,733 --> 00:08:32,233
We'll have to remember
to do that next year.
152
00:08:32,266 --> 00:08:34,333
Well, cousin, cousin
153
00:08:34,366 --> 00:08:36,300
I took it upon myself
to do it this year.
154
00:08:37,566 --> 00:08:40,100
- You did?
- Yeah.
155
00:08:40,133 --> 00:08:42,500
Well, you are incredible.
156
00:08:42,533 --> 00:08:45,333
Well, you don't know
the half of it.
157
00:08:49,700 --> 00:08:51,366
Well, so who is it?
158
00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:54,633
Where did you find
this unfortunate person?
159
00:08:54,666 --> 00:08:58,633
Well, to answer
the second question first
160
00:08:58,666 --> 00:09:02,033
um, I met him down at the paper.
161
00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:08,266
Beautiful.
162
00:09:10,433 --> 00:09:13,066
Who is it?
163
00:09:13,100 --> 00:09:14,466
You know what?
164
00:09:14,500 --> 00:09:18,500
This is the best eggnog
I have ever had anywhere.
165
00:09:21,766 --> 00:09:23,200
Seconds?
166
00:09:25,533 --> 00:09:27,400
Who is it?
167
00:09:27,433 --> 00:09:30,766
[chuckles]
Who is whom?
168
00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:32,500
Who is coming to our party?
169
00:09:32,533 --> 00:09:35,300
- What party? When?
- The Christmas party.
170
00:09:35,333 --> 00:09:39,066
The Christmas party
we are having here tonight!
171
00:09:39,100 --> 00:09:42,200
Oh, that Christmas party.
172
00:09:42,233 --> 00:09:43,400
What was the question?
173
00:09:43,433 --> 00:09:45,533
[knocking on door]
174
00:09:45,566 --> 00:09:48,066
Oh, goodness, that might be
Mr. Gorpley now.
175
00:09:51,066 --> 00:09:54,000
[instrumental music]
176
00:09:58,433 --> 00:10:00,566
[instrumental music]
177
00:10:03,566 --> 00:10:05,166
[knocking on door]
178
00:10:05,500 --> 00:10:08,366
You invited Mr. Gorpley?
179
00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:10,100
Are you crazy?
180
00:10:10,133 --> 00:10:13,233
I specifically said I did not
want him at the party.
181
00:10:21,066 --> 00:10:23,700
Well, you also said that you
thought the Christmas party
182
00:10:23,733 --> 00:10:26,200
would be a time when all your
friends would gather 'round
183
00:10:26,233 --> 00:10:28,266
and share the Christmas spirit.
184
00:10:28,300 --> 00:10:29,366
He is not my friend.
185
00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:31,333
Well he is my friend.
186
00:10:31,366 --> 00:10:35,700
And- and it's my party too,
and I'm going to let him in.
187
00:10:40,533 --> 00:10:42,100
I am not going let
Mr. Gorpley ruin
188
00:10:42,133 --> 00:10:44,233
the best Christmas party
of all time.
189
00:10:44,266 --> 00:10:45,600
Hah! Let me..
190
00:10:48,166 --> 00:10:51,433
[speaking in Danish accent]
Yah, who is there?
191
00:10:51,466 --> 00:10:54,400
(Harriette)
'It's Harriette
and I'm ready to party.'
192
00:10:54,433 --> 00:10:55,400
It's Harriette.
193
00:10:55,433 --> 00:10:56,400
(together)
Oh!
194
00:10:56,433 --> 00:10:58,166
[chuckles]
Harriette.
195
00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:01,200
Come on in.
Merry Christmas.
196
00:11:01,233 --> 00:11:02,366
[indistinct chattering]
197
00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:04,566
- Hi, nice to see you.
- Come on in.
198
00:11:06,733 --> 00:11:08,366
Everybody just
throw your coats off
199
00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:10,233
and put your presents down.
200
00:11:10,266 --> 00:11:11,800
And go help yourselves
to some eggnog.
201
00:11:11,833 --> 00:11:14,200
And let us know
if there's too much nog.
202
00:11:14,233 --> 00:11:15,200
[knocking on door]
203
00:11:15,233 --> 00:11:17,500
Shh.
204
00:11:17,533 --> 00:11:18,433
Cousin..
205
00:11:20,766 --> 00:11:24,733
[speaking in Spanish accent]
Hola. Who is it?
206
00:11:26,333 --> 00:11:29,566
(Lydia)
'Ramone? Is that you?'
207
00:11:30,566 --> 00:11:31,733
It's Lydia.
208
00:11:31,766 --> 00:11:35,066
- Oh!
- It's Lydia.
209
00:11:35,100 --> 00:11:37,400
Come on in.
210
00:11:37,433 --> 00:11:41,066
Ooh! Larry. Muy macho.
211
00:11:42,133 --> 00:11:43,133
Feliz navidad.
212
00:11:43,166 --> 00:11:44,700
[laughs]
213
00:11:44,733 --> 00:11:46,533
Lydia, Lydia,
so good to see you.
214
00:11:46,566 --> 00:11:49,666
Come, sit down.
Take off your wrap.
215
00:11:49,700 --> 00:11:52,066
Thank heavens! Now, sit down..
216
00:11:52,100 --> 00:11:53,300
[knocking on door]
217
00:11:53,333 --> 00:11:54,766
Shh.
218
00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:57,766
Cousin, would you..
219
00:11:59,666 --> 00:12:02,466
[speaking in British accent]
And who might that be?
220
00:12:02,500 --> 00:12:05,300
(Mary Anne)
'Oh, sorry, we must have
the wrong apartment.'
221
00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:06,700
No, no, no, it's Mary Anne.
222
00:12:06,733 --> 00:12:09,733
- Oh.
- Mary Anne.
223
00:12:09,766 --> 00:12:12,333
Hi, Jennifer, come on in.
224
00:12:12,366 --> 00:12:15,033
Merry Christmas.
You look...beautiful.
225
00:12:15,066 --> 00:12:15,800
- What's this?
- Mwah..
226
00:12:15,833 --> 00:12:17,033
- Hey, come on..
- Oh.
227
00:12:19,100 --> 00:12:20,466
Come on in.
228
00:12:21,566 --> 00:12:24,500
Balki, what is going on?
229
00:12:24,533 --> 00:12:27,433
Well, cousin Larry's having
a nervous break dance.
230
00:12:27,466 --> 00:12:29,333
Because..
231
00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:34,100
...just because I invited
someone to the party
232
00:12:34,133 --> 00:12:37,033
who is a little less fortunate
than we are.
233
00:12:37,066 --> 00:12:39,566
Huh, real classy, Larry.
234
00:12:43,533 --> 00:12:44,766
Well, that's very nice,
Balki.
235
00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:46,433
Now what's this guy's name?
236
00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:48,166
- Mr. Gorpley.
- Goodnight everybody.
237
00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:49,700
[clamoring]
238
00:12:49,733 --> 00:12:52,300
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
239
00:12:52,333 --> 00:12:55,433
Now, just because he's invited
240
00:12:55,466 --> 00:12:58,133
doesn't mean we have to
let him in.
241
00:12:59,733 --> 00:13:02,066
When he knocks on the door,
we'll all be quiet
242
00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:04,666
and he'll think
he's got the wrong apartment.
243
00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:07,300
I can't believe this.
No one can be that bad.
244
00:13:07,333 --> 00:13:08,733
The man's a sleaze ball.
245
00:13:08,766 --> 00:13:11,066
[clamoring]
246
00:13:11,100 --> 00:13:14,300
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
247
00:13:14,333 --> 00:13:16,633
Mr. Gorpley is not popular.
248
00:13:16,666 --> 00:13:18,333
I get that.
249
00:13:18,366 --> 00:13:20,733
And I'm in an okay place
about it.
250
00:13:22,233 --> 00:13:24,466
But let me just say this.
251
00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:26,700
I invited him to this house
252
00:13:26,733 --> 00:13:29,666
and when he comes here,
I'm going to let him in.
253
00:13:29,700 --> 00:13:30,666
[knocking on door]
254
00:13:30,700 --> 00:13:31,500
Shh.
255
00:13:31,533 --> 00:13:34,800
(Mr. Gorpley)
'Bartokomous, Appleton?'
256
00:13:34,833 --> 00:13:35,700
Oh, what the..
257
00:13:38,433 --> 00:13:39,533
(Mr. Gorpley)
'I know you're in there.'
258
00:13:39,566 --> 00:13:43,366
'This has happened before,
you know.'
259
00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:45,533
This happened last year at
Lydia's birthday party.
260
00:13:45,566 --> 00:13:47,233
We tried to outwait him.
261
00:13:47,266 --> 00:13:49,166
We sat in the dark
for four hours
262
00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:51,333
listening to the man
pound on the door.
263
00:13:51,366 --> 00:13:52,766
(Mr. Gorpley)
'It was five hours,
264
00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:55,400
and I brought a sleeping bag
this time.'
265
00:13:58,733 --> 00:14:01,166
I guess we're gonna
have to let him in.
266
00:14:06,166 --> 00:14:07,600
Well, now I'm disheveled.
267
00:14:10,833 --> 00:14:12,300
Now look, everyone.
268
00:14:12,333 --> 00:14:14,133
You're gonna see that I'm right.
269
00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:18,100
Deep down inside Mr. Gorpley
270
00:14:18,133 --> 00:14:21,400
there is an ember
of the Christmas spirit.
271
00:14:21,433 --> 00:14:23,766
And if we just treat him
with some kindness
272
00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:26,200
I think we can
fan it into a flame.
273
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,466
Good. I'll get the matches.
274
00:14:33,300 --> 00:14:35,333
Harriette, you don't mean that.
275
00:14:35,366 --> 00:14:38,466
Now, look, how about
when we open the door
276
00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:41,466
we give him a really
beautiful "Merry Christmas"?
277
00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:43,100
A really good one.
278
00:14:46,333 --> 00:14:49,300
(all)
Merry Christmas!
279
00:14:49,333 --> 00:14:52,266
Mmm, how festive.
280
00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:54,066
Looks like Kris Kringle threw up
281
00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:55,400
all over your living room.
282
00:15:03,666 --> 00:15:06,600
[instrumental music]
283
00:15:11,166 --> 00:15:13,300
Having a good time, Mr. Gorpley?
284
00:15:13,333 --> 00:15:15,633
Mmm, better than a poke
in the eye with a sharp stick.
285
00:15:15,666 --> 00:15:17,133
[laughs]
286
00:15:20,133 --> 00:15:23,533
Ho-ho-ho.
287
00:15:23,566 --> 00:15:27,266
Merry Christmas.
It's Balki Claus.
288
00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:33,433
It's present time. Present time.
289
00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:36,300
[all cheering]
290
00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:39,133
You must have all been
good little boys and girls
291
00:15:39,166 --> 00:15:43,233
because...Balki Claus
has presents for all of you.
292
00:15:43,266 --> 00:15:44,233
[all laughing]
293
00:15:44,266 --> 00:15:46,400
'Okay.'
294
00:15:46,433 --> 00:15:49,233
This one is for
Harriette from Lydia.
295
00:15:49,266 --> 00:15:51,800
(all)
Open it.
296
00:15:51,833 --> 00:15:53,733
Alright, alright.
Hang on, hang on, hang on.
297
00:15:53,766 --> 00:15:56,100
Let's check,
let's check it out.
298
00:15:56,133 --> 00:16:01,033
- Oh, thank you.
- That's real nice, Lydia.
299
00:16:01,066 --> 00:16:03,466
They're givin' 'em away at the
gas station with every fill up.
300
00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:14,500
This one is
"To Lydia from Harriette."
301
00:16:14,533 --> 00:16:19,333
(all)
Open it. Open it. Open it.
302
00:16:19,366 --> 00:16:21,166
Oh, it's the new
303
00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:23,600
"Nora True Blood
Adam's Mystery."
304
00:16:23,633 --> 00:16:26,300
- I've been dying to read this.
- I know. I know.
305
00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:28,666
I'll save you 600 pages.
The Countess did it.
306
00:16:32,066 --> 00:16:34,433
Why don't we see if he can
swallow this side ways!
307
00:16:34,466 --> 00:16:36,800
[clamoring]
308
00:16:36,833 --> 00:16:39,400
Harriette, Harriette,
sit down, please.
309
00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:40,600
'Sit down please.'
310
00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:42,600
This is not Geraldo.
311
00:16:49,433 --> 00:16:52,333
Now, let me see here.
312
00:16:52,366 --> 00:16:58,033
This one is "To Jennifer, from
Mary Anne, your roommate."
313
00:16:58,066 --> 00:17:00,066
- Oh.
- 'Open it.'
314
00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:01,733
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
315
00:17:01,766 --> 00:17:07,100
This one is
"To Jennifer from Larry."
316
00:17:07,133 --> 00:17:08,766
- 'Open it.'
- Open it.
317
00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:10,633
Wait, wait, wait,
open mine first.
318
00:17:16,566 --> 00:17:19,200
[all gasp]
319
00:17:19,233 --> 00:17:20,700
(Jennifer)
'Oh, Mary Anne. This is lovely.'
320
00:17:20,733 --> 00:17:22,666
But this must have
cost you a fortune.
321
00:17:22,700 --> 00:17:26,200
It did, $29.95.
322
00:17:26,233 --> 00:17:29,433
Wow. I've seen 'em for
a hundred and a quarter.
323
00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:32,100
[laughing]
324
00:17:32,133 --> 00:17:34,166
Why don't you open up
the present from Appleton?
325
00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:36,733
- I'm dying to see what that is.
- 'Oh.'
326
00:17:36,766 --> 00:17:39,000
This isn't really the-the time.
327
00:17:41,766 --> 00:17:45,200
Oh, gee, thanks, Larry.
328
00:17:45,233 --> 00:17:48,300
This is, this is really nice.
329
00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:51,333
You know, you just can't have
too many of these.
330
00:17:52,733 --> 00:17:55,266
Yeah. Good move, Appleton.
331
00:17:55,300 --> 00:17:57,000
Boy, I bet
you feel like a real jerk.
332
00:18:02,233 --> 00:18:03,600
Alright, that's it.
You're out of here.
333
00:18:03,633 --> 00:18:06,566
[clamoring]
334
00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:14,800
Wait a minute!
335
00:18:14,833 --> 00:18:15,633
Don't you see
what's happening?
336
00:18:15,666 --> 00:18:19,166
'Yeah! We're taking out
the trash!'
337
00:18:27,100 --> 00:18:29,133
Give him back.
Let us have him.
338
00:18:31,333 --> 00:18:36,266
You've turned into
a Christmas mob.
339
00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:37,766
Well, he's been
askin' for it all night.
340
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:38,566
And we're gonna give it to him.
341
00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:40,333
[clamoring]
342
00:18:40,366 --> 00:18:42,233
Listen to me.
343
00:18:42,266 --> 00:18:44,766
You don't want to hurt anybody.
344
00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:47,133
Especially on Christmas Eve.
345
00:18:49,433 --> 00:18:53,566
Oh, relax, Bartokomous.
These people can't hurt me.
346
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:54,700
You think by
throwin' me out of here
347
00:18:54,733 --> 00:18:56,366
you're gonna spoil
my Christmas?
348
00:18:56,400 --> 00:19:00,433
Hey, I've had rotten
Christmas' before.
349
00:19:00,466 --> 00:19:02,133
Like the one, uh,
three years ago.
350
00:19:02,166 --> 00:19:03,333
When my wife said
351
00:19:03,366 --> 00:19:05,666
"Merry Christmas.
I'm divorcing you."
352
00:19:08,666 --> 00:19:11,700
Or how about that one
when I was in high school?
353
00:19:11,733 --> 00:19:15,100
And I finally met
my real father.
354
00:19:15,133 --> 00:19:18,566
And he stuck around long
enough to have a drumstick
355
00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:22,366
and steal all the money
that I had saved for college.
356
00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:25,066
Or there was always
the one when I was eight
357
00:19:25,100 --> 00:19:28,533
and our trailer burnt down.
358
00:19:28,566 --> 00:19:30,800
No, no, no, wait a minute,
wait a minute, no.
359
00:19:30,833 --> 00:19:33,666
That was a good Christmas.
360
00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:36,433
I got to sleep in a real bed..
361
00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:38,366
...at the Red Cross.
362
00:19:41,133 --> 00:19:43,633
So don't worry about me
getting hurt on Christmas.
363
00:19:43,666 --> 00:19:46,000
It's not going to happen.
364
00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:51,266
But it wouldn't be Christmas
if somebody didn't try.
365
00:19:52,666 --> 00:19:54,566
Happy holidays.
366
00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:58,333
No, now, now, that's,
that's okay, that's enough.
367
00:19:58,366 --> 00:20:00,766
Come and sit over here.
Come and sit down.
368
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:05,466
We, we-we can't let you go.
369
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:08,166
We-we, we haven't finished
opening the presents.
370
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,366
I'm sure you can
handle that without me.
371
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:14,366
No, we can't because,
because, uh..
372
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:16,366
...one of the presents
is for you.
373
00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:19,600
Oh, what? Come on.
For me, a present?
374
00:20:19,633 --> 00:20:22,266
- Get real, Bartokomous.
- I have never been realer.
375
00:20:25,666 --> 00:20:28,200
I believe that this
is your name on the tag.
376
00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:32,400
"To Mr. Gorpley.
377
00:20:32,433 --> 00:20:37,100
Have a Merry Christmas.
From your friend...Balki"
378
00:20:42,833 --> 00:20:46,033
Open it, open it.
379
00:20:56,366 --> 00:20:59,066
Balki, that was a gift
from your mama.
380
00:21:03,433 --> 00:21:06,033
Why are you giving this to me?
381
00:21:06,066 --> 00:21:09,033
I thought it meant a lot to you.
382
00:21:09,066 --> 00:21:11,200
It does mean a lot to me.
383
00:21:11,233 --> 00:21:13,300
It's a gift of love.
384
00:21:13,333 --> 00:21:16,133
And my mother taught me
that a gift of love
385
00:21:16,166 --> 00:21:19,433
has to go to the one
who needs it the most.
386
00:21:19,466 --> 00:21:21,500
And right now, that's you.
387
00:21:23,266 --> 00:21:25,000
I-I don't have a gift to you.
388
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:28,300
Yes, you do.
389
00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:30,800
If, if you take my gift
390
00:21:30,833 --> 00:21:33,133
then you're giving me a gift.
391
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:42,133
[instrumental music]
392
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:46,066
Nothing like this
has ever happened to me.
393
00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:50,400
I don't know what to say.
394
00:21:50,433 --> 00:21:53,500
Nobody's ever...given me a gift
395
00:21:53,533 --> 00:21:56,066
that meant something before.
396
00:21:58,366 --> 00:22:00,433
[sighing]
397
00:22:00,466 --> 00:22:03,133
I feel, uh, kind of strange.
398
00:22:04,433 --> 00:22:08,066
Sort of, uh...warm.
399
00:22:11,433 --> 00:22:13,566
Like I'm almost starting
to like you people.
400
00:22:16,566 --> 00:22:20,166
What you're feeling
is the Christmas spirit.
401
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:24,766
Do you feel this every
Christmas?
402
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:26,466
Except for Balki.
403
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:29,066
He feels like this every day.
404
00:22:32,666 --> 00:22:37,366
- Merry Christmas, Mr. Gorpley.
- Merry Christmas, Sam.
405
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:38,500
- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.
406
00:22:38,533 --> 00:22:40,633
(all)
Merry Christmas.
407
00:22:40,666 --> 00:22:43,633
I'm sorry I tried
to lock you out, Mr. Gorpley.
408
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:48,566
I would have done the
same thing in your place.
409
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:53,033
Uh, M-Merry Christmas, Appleton.
410
00:22:54,433 --> 00:22:56,066
Merry Christmas.
411
00:22:59,333 --> 00:23:04,500
♪ Hark the herald angels sing ♪
412
00:23:04,533 --> 00:23:10,133
♪ Glory to the newborn king ♪
413
00:23:10,166 --> 00:23:13,166
♪ Peace on Earth
and mercy mild.. ♪
414
00:23:15,166 --> 00:23:17,766
["Hark The Herald
Angels Sing" instrumental]
415
00:23:27,300 --> 00:23:29,300
[theme music]
29271
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof