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What you guys don't understand is, for us,
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kissing is as important as any part of it.
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Yeah, right!
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You serious?
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Oh, yeah!
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Everything you need to know is in that first kiss.
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Absolutely.
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Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much
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like an opening act, y'know? I mean it's
like the stand-up comedian you have to sit
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through before Pink Floyd comes out.
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Yeah, and-and it's not that
we don't like the comedian,
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it's that-that... that's not
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why we bought the ticket.
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The problem is, though, after the concert's
over, no matter how great the show was,
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you girls are always looking for the comedian again, y'know?
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I mean, we're in the car,
we're fighting traffic... basically
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just trying to stay awake.
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Yeah, well, word of advice:
Bring back the comedian.
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Otherwise next time you're
gonna find yourself
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sitting at home, listening
to that album alone.
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Are we still talking about sex?
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FRIENDS
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102 The one whith
the sonogram at the end
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No, it's good, it is good,
it's just that... mm...
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Doesn't she seem a little angry?
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Well, she has issues.
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Does she.
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He's out banging other women over the
head with a club, while she sits at home
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trying to get the mastodon
smell out of the carpet!
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Marsha, these are cave people. Okay?
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They have issues like...
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'Gee, that glacier's
getting kinda close.' See?
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Speaking of issues, isn't that your ex-wife?
No. No.
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Yes, it is. Carol! Hi!
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Okay, okay, yes, it is.
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How about I'll, uh, catch up
with you in the Ice Age.
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Hi.
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So.
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You look great. I, uh...
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I hate that.
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Sorry. Thanks.
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You look good too.
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Ah, well, in here,
anyone who...
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stands erect...
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So what's new? Still, uh...
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A lesbian?
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Well... you never know.
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How's, um... how's the family?
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Marty's still totally paranoid. Oh, and, uh...
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Why... why are you here, Carol?
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I'm pregnant.
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Pregnant?!
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Oh, I think this is the episode of Three's Company
where there's some kind of misunderstanding.
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Then I've already seen this one!
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Are you through with that?
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Yeah, sorry, the swallowing
slowed me down.
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Whose little ball of paper is this?!
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Oh, uh, that would be mine. See, I wrote a
note to myself, and then I realised I didn't need it,
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so I balled it up and...
...now I wish I was dead.
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She's already fluffed that pillow...
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Monica, you know, you've
already fluffed that...
...but, it's fine!
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Look , I'm sorry, guys, I just don't wanna give
them any more ammunition than they already have.
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Yes, and we all know how cruel a parent
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can be about the flatness of a child's pillow.
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Monica... Hi!
Um, Monica, you're scaring me.
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I mean, you're like, you're like all
chaotic and twirly.
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And not-not in a good way.
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Yeah, calm down.
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You don't see Ross getting all
chaotic and twirly every time they come.
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That's because as far as my parents are
concerned, Ross can do no wrong.
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Y'see, he's the Prince.
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Apparently they had some
big ceremony before I was born.
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Ew, ew, ew, ew ew ew ew ew!
What?
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Ugly Naked Guy got a Thighmaster!
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Eeaagh!
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Has anybody seen my engagement ring?
Yeah, it's beautiful.
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Oh God, oh God, oh God oh God oh God oh God....
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No, look, don't touch that!
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Oh, like I wasn't dreading tomorrow
enough, having to give it back to him...
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'Hi Barry! Remember me?
I'm the girl in the veil
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who stomped on your heart
in front of your entire family!'
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Oh God and now I'm gonna have to
return the ring, without the ring,
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which makes it so much harder...
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Easy Rach, we'll find it.
Won't we!
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Oh! Yeah!
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Alright, when'd'ya have it on last?
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Doy!
Probably right before she lost it!
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You don't get a lot of 'doy' these days...
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I know I had it this morning,
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and I know I had it when I was in the kitchen with...
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...Dinah?
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Ohhhhh, don't be mad...
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You didn't.
Oh, I am sorry...
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I gave you one job!
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Oh, but look how straight those noodles are!
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Now, Monica, you know that's not how you
look for an engagement ring in a lasagne...
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I just... can't do it.
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Boys?
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We're going in.
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Hi.
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Wow. That is not a happy hi.
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Carol's pregnant.
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Ooh! I found it!
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W... w... wh...
wha... w... w... w...
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Yeah. Do that for another two hours,
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you might be where I am right about now.
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Kinda puts that whole pillow thing in
perspective, huh, Mon?
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Well now, how...
how do you fit into this whole thing?
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Well, Carol says she and Susan want me
to be involved, but if I'm not comfortable
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with it, I don't have to be involved..
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basically it's entirely up to me.
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She is so great! I miss her.
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What does she mean by 'involved'?
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I mean presumably, the biggest part of
your job is done.
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Anyway, they want me to go down to this...
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sonogram thing with them tomorrow.
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So what are you gonna do?
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I have no idea.
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No matter what I do, though,
I'm still gonna be a father.
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.....Well, this is still ruined, right?
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Oh, Martha Ludwin's
daughter is gonna call you.
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Mmm! What's that curry taste?
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Curry.
Mmmm!
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I- I think they're great! I, I really do.
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Do you remember the Ludwins?
The big one had a thing for you, didn't she?
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They all had a thing for him.
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Aw, Mom...
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I'm sorry, why is this
girl going to call me?
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Oh, she just graduated, and she wants
to be something in cooking, or food, or...
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I don't know.
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Anyway, I told her you had a restaurant...
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No Mom, I don't have a restaurant,
I work in a restaurant.
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Well, they don't have to know that...
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Ross, could you come and help me
with the spaghetti, please?
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Yeah.
Oh, we're having spaghetti!
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That's.... easy.
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I know this is going to sound
unbelievably selfish,
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but, were you planning on bringing
up the whole baby/lesbian thing?
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Because I think it might take
some of the heat off me.
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What that Rachel did to her life...
We ran into her parents at the club,
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they were not playing very well.
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I'm not gonna tell you what
they spent on that wedding...
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but forty thousand dollars
is a lot of money!
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Well, at least she had the
chance to leave a man at the altar...
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What's that supposed to mean?
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Nothing!
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It's an expression.
No it's not.
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Don't listen to your mother.
You're independent, and you always have been!
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Even when you were a kid...
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and you were chubby, and you had
no friends, you were just fine!
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And you would read alone in your room,
and your puzzles...
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Look, there are people like Ross
who need to shoot for the stars,
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with his museum,
and his papers getting published.
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Other people are satisfied with
staying where they are...
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I'm telling you,
these are the people who never get cancer.
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And I read about these women
trying to have it all,
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and I thank God 'Our Little Harmonica'
doesn't seem to have that problem.
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So, Ross, what's going on with you? Any stories?
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No news, no little anecdotes
to share with the folks?
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Okay! Okay.
Look, I, uh... I realise you guys
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have been wondering what exactly
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happened between Carol and me, and,
so, well, here's the deal.
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Carol's a lesbian.
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She's living with a woman named Susan.
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She's pregnant with my child, and she and
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Susan are going to raise the baby.
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And you knew about this?!
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Your folks are really that bad, huh?
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Well, y'know, these people are pros.
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They know what they're doing,
they take their time,
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they get the job done.
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Boy, I know they say
you can't change your parents...
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boy, if you could...
I'd want yours.
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Must pee.
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Y'know, it's even worse when you're twins.
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You're twins?
Yeah. We don't speak.
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She's like this high-powered,
driven career type.
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What does she do?
She's a waitress.
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All right, you guys,
I kinda gotta clean up now.
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Chandler, you're an only child, right?
You don't have any of this.
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Well, no, although I did have an
imaginary friend, who...
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my parents actually preferred.
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The lights, please...
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How long was I in there?
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I'm just cleaning up.
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D'ya.. uh.. d'ya need any help?
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Uh.. okay, sure!
Thanks!
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Anyway.. um..
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So, you... uh...
you nervous about Barry tomorrow?
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Oh.. a little..
Mm-hmm.. A lot.
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Mm.
So, got any advice?
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Y'know, as someone who's
recently been... dumped?
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Well, you may wanna steer clear of the word 'dumped'.
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Chances are he's gonna be this,
this broken shell of a man, y'know,
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so you should try not to look too terrific,
I know it'll be hard.
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Or, y'know, uh, hey!, I'll go down there, and I'll
give Barry back his ring,
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and you can go with
Carol and Susan to the OB/GYN...
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Oh, you've got Carol tomorrow...
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When did it get so complicated?
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Got me.
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Remember when we were
in high school together?
Yeah.
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I mean, didn't you think you were just
gonna meet somone, fall in love...
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and that'd be it?
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...Ross?
Yes, yes!
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Oh! Man, I never thought I'd be here..
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Me neither...
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Hi. Sorry I'm late,
I was stuck at work.
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There was this big dinosaur... thing...
anyway.
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Hi.
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Ross, you remember Susan.
How could I forget?
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Ross.
Hello, Susan.
Good shake. Good shake.
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So, uh, we're just waiting for...?
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Dr. Oberman.
..Dr. Oberman. Okay. And is he...
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She.
...she, of course
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She... uh... familiar with our...
special situation?
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Yes, and she's very supportive.
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Okay, that's great.
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No, I'm... Oh.
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Thanks.
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Ross? That opens my cervix.
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Barry?
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C'mon in.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah! It's fine, it's fine.
Robbie's gonna be here for hours.
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So, how ya doin?
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I'm... uh...
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I'm okay...
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You look great!
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Dr. Farber, Jason Greenstein's gagging.
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Be right there.
Be back in a sec.
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I dumped him.
Okay.
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So, um... so how's this, uh,
how's this gonna work?
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Y'know, with us?
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Y'know, when, like, important
decisions have to be made?
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Give me a 'for instance'.
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Well, uh, uh, I don't know,
okay, okay,
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How about with the, uh, with the baby's name?
-Marlon!
-Marlen?
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...if it's a boy,
Minnie if it's a girl.
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...As in Mouse?
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As in my grandmother.
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Still, you... you say Minnie,
you hear Mouse.
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Um, how about, um...
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how about Julia?
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Julia.
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We agreed on Minnie.
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'S'funny, um, uh, we agreed we'd spend
the rest of our lives together.
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Things change,
roll with the punches.
248
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I believe Julia's on the table...?
249
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Sorry about that.
250
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So. What have you been up to?
251
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Oh, not much.
252
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I... I got a job.
253
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Oh, that's great.
254
00:16:57,960 --> 00:16:59,760
Why are... why are you so tanned?
255
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Oh, I, uh... I went to Aruba.
256
00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:06,560
Oh no.
You went on our honeymoon alone?
257
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No.
258
00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:15,560
I went with, uh..
Now, this may hurt.
259
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Me?!
260
00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:22,080
No!
I went with Mindy.
261
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Mindy?
262
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Mindy?! My maid of honour, Mindy?!
263
00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:29,680
Yeah, well, uh, we're kind of a thing now.
264
00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:35,560
Oh! Well, um..
You've got plugs!
265
00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:38,280
Careful! They haven't quite taken yet.
266
00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:40,280
And you've got lenses!
267
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But you hate sticking
your finger in your eye!
268
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Not for her.
269
00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:51,860
Listen, I really wanted to thank you.
Okay...
270
00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:56,320
See, about a month ago,
I wanted to hurt you.
271
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More than I've ever wanted to
hurt anyone in my life.
272
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And I'm an orthodontist.
273
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You know, you were right?
274
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I mean, I thought we were happy.
275
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We weren't happy.
276
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But with Mindy, now I'm happy.
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Spit.
278
00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:15,320
What?
279
00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:16,520
Me.
280
00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:20,520
Anyway, um,
281
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I guess this belongs to you.
282
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And thank you for giving it to me.
283
00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:32,120
Well, thank you for giving it back.
284
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:36,520
Hello?!
285
00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:42,320
Oh, please!
What's wrong with Helen?
286
00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:43,920
Helen Geller?
287
00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:46,040
I don't think so.
288
00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:48,320
Hello? It's not gonna be Helen Geller.
289
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Thank you!
290
00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:51,840
No, I mean it's not Geller.
291
00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:54,040
What, it's gonna be Helen Willick?
292
00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:58,240
No, actually, um,
we talked about Helen Willick-Bunch.
293
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:02,840
Well, wait a minute, wha...
why is she in the title?
294
00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:04,640
It's my baby too.
295
00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:10,120
Oh, 's'funny, really? Um, I don't remember
you making any sperm.
296
00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:13,480
Yeah, and we all know
what a challenge that is!
297
00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:15,200
All right, you two, stop it!
298
00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:18,280
No no no, she gets a credit, hey,
I'm in there too.
299
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:23,200
Ross. You're not actually suggesting
Helen Willick-Bunch-Geller?
300
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:26,800
'Cause I think that borders on child abuse.
301
00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:30,400
Of course not, I'm...
suggesting Geller-Willick-Bunch.
302
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:34,000
Oh, no, nonononono, you see what he's doing?
He knows no-one's gonna say all
those names, so they'll wind up calling her
Geller, then he gets his way!
303
00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:36,480
My way?!
You... you think this is my way?
304
00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:40,080
Believe me, of all the ways I ever imagined
this moment in my life being, this is not my way...
305
00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:43,680
y'know what? Uh, um, this is too hard.
I'm not, I can't do...
306
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:46,400
How are we today?
Any nausea?
307
00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:48,680
Yeah.
Yeah.
A little.
308
00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:54,080
Well, I was just wondering about the
mother-to-be, but... thanks for sharing.
309
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Uh, lie back..
310
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You... uh... y'know what,
I'm gonna go.
311
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I don't... I don't think I can be involved in this
particular thing right now.
312
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Oh my God.
313
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Look at that.
314
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,280
I know.
315
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:29,360
Well? Isn't that amazing?
316
00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:34,960
What are we supposed to be seeing here?
317
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:39,960
I dunno, but... I think it's
about to attack the Enterprise.
318
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:47,160
You know, if you tilt your head to the left,
319
00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:49,840
and relax your eyes,
it kinda looks like an old potato.
320
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:53,240
Then don't do that, alright?
Okay!
321
00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:58,460
Monica. Whaddya think?
Mm-hmm.
322
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:02,160
Wh... are you welling up?
323
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:03,360
No.
324
00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:05,640
You are, you're welling up.
Am not!
325
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:08,440
You're gonna be an aunt.
Oh shut up!
326
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:10,840
Hi, Mindy.
327
00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:12,960
Hi, it... it's Rachel.
328
00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:16,240
Yeah, I'm fine. I...
I saw Barry today.
329
00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:21,360
Oh, yeah, yeah he... he told me.
No, no, it's okay.
330
00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:24,760
I hope you two are very happy,
I really do.
331
00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:28,640
Oh, oh, and Mind, y'know, if...if
332
00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:32,760
everything works out, and you guys end
up getting married and having kids...
333
00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:36,840
and everything...
I just hope they have his old
hairline and your old nose.
334
00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:45,960
Okay, I know it was a cheap shot,
but I feel so much better now.
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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