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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,500 --> 00:00:07,288 This is the BBC. The following programme is based on actual events. 2 00:00:07,298 --> 00:00:09,958 It's important to remember, however, 3 00:00:09,968 --> 00:00:13,086 that you can't rewrite history. Not one line. 4 00:00:13,096 --> 00:00:17,935 Except, perhaps, when you embark on an Adventure In Space And Time... 5 00:01:33,019 --> 00:01:36,013 Everything all right, sir? 6 00:01:36,023 --> 00:01:38,359 Are you okay? 7 00:01:39,610 --> 00:01:41,738 You need to move along now, sir. 8 00:01:43,364 --> 00:01:44,605 Sir... 9 00:01:44,615 --> 00:01:47,786 You're in the way. 10 00:01:49,880 --> 00:01:55,294 Hello? Er, Mr Hartnell? 11 00:01:56,796 --> 00:02:00,378 Mr Hartnell, sir, they're asking for you now. 12 00:02:03,429 --> 00:02:05,504 Shall I tell them you're coming now? 13 00:02:05,514 --> 00:02:08,431 - Tell them what you like. - Beg your pardon, Mr Hartnell? 14 00:02:08,542 --> 00:02:10,311 Tell them what you bloody well like! 15 00:02:12,272 --> 00:02:16,944 - Listen, I'm only doing my job. - Sod off, will you! I'm not ready! 16 00:02:23,534 --> 00:02:25,579 I need more time. 17 00:02:44,433 --> 00:02:45,882 Len! Len, for God's sake! 18 00:02:45,893 --> 00:02:48,386 You'll go up like a Roman Candle, if you're not careful. 19 00:02:48,396 --> 00:02:50,763 Can I take my head off, mate? I'm boiling in here. 20 00:02:50,773 --> 00:02:53,140 No. We'll be starting up again in a minute. 21 00:02:53,151 --> 00:02:54,935 Why? What's the hold up? 22 00:02:54,945 --> 00:02:56,697 You know who. 23 00:03:01,619 --> 00:03:03,610 Well, tell him to get his skates on! 24 00:03:03,621 --> 00:03:05,326 Some of us have got a bloody planet to invade. 25 00:03:05,330 --> 00:03:07,544 - Shh! - What? 26 00:03:57,265 --> 00:03:59,173 Can I see your pass, sir? 27 00:03:59,183 --> 00:04:01,543 Ah, come on, Harry. You know my face! 28 00:04:01,553 --> 00:04:05,096 - That's as maybe, sir. - Sydney Newman. Clue's in the name. 29 00:04:05,107 --> 00:04:09,226 - Better than any mug-shot. - Still need to see your pass, sir. 30 00:04:09,237 --> 00:04:11,145 Ah, to hell with it! 31 00:04:11,155 --> 00:04:15,775 That's not the way we do things at the BBC, sir! 32 00:04:15,785 --> 00:04:18,873 You don't say! 33 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:41,304 So, we got a great, 34 00:04:41,315 --> 00:04:44,515 big thumping audience for Grandstand, but we lose them 35 00:04:44,526 --> 00:04:47,853 before the teeny boppers tune in for Juke Box Jury, right? 36 00:04:47,863 --> 00:04:50,689 - Right. Erm... correct. - We got a gap to plug. 37 00:04:50,699 --> 00:04:53,609 - 25 minutes. - How about another Dickens? 38 00:04:53,620 --> 00:04:56,445 Fossilised, Mervyn! Fusty. Frowsty. 39 00:04:56,456 --> 00:04:59,199 And lots of less polite words beginning with F. 40 00:04:59,209 --> 00:05:03,078 Here's a word for you, though - fun! FUN! You heard of fun, Mervyn? 41 00:05:03,088 --> 00:05:06,115 It that something else you've brought from ITV? 42 00:05:06,125 --> 00:05:08,150 I hope so, I certainly hope so! 43 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:12,638 We need stuff to keep the sports fans hooked and the kids too. 44 00:05:12,649 --> 00:05:14,550 Competitive Tiddlywinks? 45 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:17,678 You know what I'm talking about. Science fiction? 46 00:05:17,688 --> 00:05:21,808 Is it really that popular? It was last time I took a look. 47 00:05:21,818 --> 00:05:26,772 With juvenile boys, perhaps. I like it. 48 00:05:26,782 --> 00:05:30,776 ♪ Oh, let's have a wonderful time Let's have a wonderful time 49 00:05:30,786 --> 00:05:34,155 ♪ Come on, everybody and let's have a wonderful time... ♪ 50 00:05:35,315 --> 00:05:37,642 She thought the balloon had gone up. 51 00:05:37,653 --> 00:05:39,869 - What? - She thought we'd all had it. 52 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:43,999 Cuba! No point in holding back if the missiles started flying. 53 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:47,388 So she put it about a bit. A lot! 54 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:56,597 So what did they say? "You're only a production assistant, dear. 55 00:05:56,607 --> 00:06:00,184 "It's a bit of a leap." I'm giving myself a year, Jackie. 56 00:06:00,195 --> 00:06:04,855 Get on in television or get out. Oh. What do I know? 57 00:06:04,866 --> 00:06:07,901 I spend my time trying not to bump into the cameras, 58 00:06:07,911 --> 00:06:11,864 but don't pack in yet, Verity. Softly, softly, eh? 59 00:06:11,874 --> 00:06:14,825 - Mmm. You've got a... What? - Red wine. 60 00:06:14,836 --> 00:06:16,839 Oh. Red wine. 61 00:06:18,590 --> 00:06:21,207 - Oh, Lord, it's on, isn't it? - What? 62 00:06:21,218 --> 00:06:25,421 The space shot! The Soviets. Valentina what's-it. 63 00:06:25,431 --> 00:06:28,939 - First woman in space! - Oh, God, yes! 64 00:06:34,567 --> 00:06:38,768 And there she is, Valentina Tereshkova looking, 65 00:06:38,779 --> 00:06:42,940 appropriately enough, on top of the world. 66 00:06:48,832 --> 00:06:50,960 Pop, pop, pop. 67 00:06:52,670 --> 00:06:54,328 The first woman in space, 68 00:06:54,338 --> 00:06:57,081 a major triumph there for the Soviet Union 69 00:06:57,092 --> 00:06:59,459 in the ever-escalating space race. 70 00:07:03,808 --> 00:07:06,133 - Hello? - Verity, it's Sydney. 71 00:07:06,143 --> 00:07:07,907 - What? - Sydney! 72 00:07:07,908 --> 00:07:11,024 Sydney! Hello, stranger. 73 00:07:11,608 --> 00:07:14,851 - You know anything about children, Verity? - Not a thing. 74 00:07:14,862 --> 00:07:19,482 We want to do a science fiction serial. Legitimate stuff, though. 75 00:07:19,492 --> 00:07:23,277 - No tin robots or BEMs. - BEMs? 76 00:07:23,287 --> 00:07:27,449 Bug-Eyed Monsters! You know... mutations and Death Rays. 77 00:07:27,459 --> 00:07:30,077 Brains in glass jars, that kind of crap. 78 00:07:30,087 --> 00:07:32,371 It's going to run all year. 79 00:07:32,381 --> 00:07:35,123 So a good-looking guy, a good-looking girl 80 00:07:35,134 --> 00:07:38,002 and a kid who gets herself into all kinds of trouble. 81 00:07:38,013 --> 00:07:41,465 Plus an older man. Quirky. I'll come back to him. 82 00:07:41,475 --> 00:07:45,126 They travel about in space and time getting into scrapes! 83 00:07:45,137 --> 00:07:48,494 - That's a lovely idea! - You know me. Pop! Pop! Pop! 84 00:07:50,151 --> 00:07:52,644 And we want history too. Proper history. 85 00:07:52,654 --> 00:07:55,939 The kids at home should learn something. 86 00:07:55,949 --> 00:07:58,484 And what about this other man? The quirky character? 87 00:07:58,494 --> 00:08:00,986 - He's a doctor. - A doctor? - Mm-hmm. 88 00:08:00,997 --> 00:08:03,447 He should be a doctor, don't you think? 89 00:08:03,457 --> 00:08:06,503 Makes him an authority figure, Sorta, kinda reassuring. 90 00:08:11,759 --> 00:08:13,761 So, what do you think? 91 00:08:14,971 --> 00:08:18,589 Look, Sydney, I'd love to work with you again. Really I would. 92 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:21,218 It's just... 93 00:08:21,228 --> 00:08:24,512 I gave myself a year. Get on in TV or get out... 94 00:08:24,523 --> 00:08:26,432 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 95 00:08:26,442 --> 00:08:30,269 I don't want you to be my assistant again, kid! 96 00:08:30,279 --> 00:08:33,606 I want you to produce it! 97 00:08:33,617 --> 00:08:36,025 Produce it? 98 00:08:36,036 --> 00:08:39,623 Sure. They've never had a female producer here! Sit down! 99 00:08:42,418 --> 00:08:44,285 You're just what this place needs! 100 00:08:44,296 --> 00:08:49,491 - Someone with piss and vinegar in their veins! - Thanks! I think. 101 00:08:49,502 --> 00:08:53,762 - I did a show called Pathfinders at ITV. You see it? - Um... 102 00:08:53,772 --> 00:08:57,967 We had an old guy as the hero. A grumpy old guy. 103 00:08:57,977 --> 00:09:00,314 That's what we want here. 104 00:09:03,358 --> 00:09:09,480 Wait for it! Attention! 105 00:09:09,490 --> 00:09:12,775 Oh, my stars! What did I do to deserve you lot? 106 00:09:12,786 --> 00:09:14,204 Drivel. 107 00:09:16,373 --> 00:09:22,077 - We'll make her a skirt... - No-one rung? 108 00:09:22,087 --> 00:09:25,915 - Not since you last asked. - All right. 109 00:09:25,925 --> 00:09:27,958 - Five minutes ago. - All right, all right! 110 00:09:27,969 --> 00:09:30,337 You've only been out of work a couple of weeks. 111 00:09:30,347 --> 00:09:32,589 Well, I'm not built for lazing around, am I? 112 00:09:32,599 --> 00:09:34,925 I've got to graft or I'll go round the twist. 113 00:09:34,936 --> 00:09:37,553 What about that play? 114 00:09:37,563 --> 00:09:42,058 Another ruddy army part! No fear. That's all they ever offer me. 115 00:09:42,068 --> 00:09:45,267 Crooks and perishing Sergeant Majors! 116 00:09:45,302 --> 00:09:51,361 But that's how casting people see you, isn't it, love? Authority figures. 117 00:09:51,371 --> 00:09:55,823 ♪ - My grandfather's a funny 'un... ♪ - Don't do that. 118 00:09:55,834 --> 00:09:59,661 ♪ He's got a face like a pickled onion. ♪ 119 00:09:59,672 --> 00:10:04,250 - Stop it! Bloody rubbish. - Bill! Not in front of Judi. 120 00:10:04,260 --> 00:10:08,004 ♪ - My Grandfather's a funny 'un. ♪ - I said stop it! 121 00:10:08,015 --> 00:10:11,132 Why are you always so grumpy, Sampa? 122 00:10:11,143 --> 00:10:14,897 What? What's it got to do with you? Silly girl! 123 00:10:17,024 --> 00:10:22,403 Judi? Judi-poodi, darling? For goodness' sake, Bill! 124 00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:25,315 - Go after her! - I told the girl once. What's wrong with her? 125 00:10:25,326 --> 00:10:30,028 - Cloth-ears? - Urgh! Don't you like being successful? 126 00:10:30,039 --> 00:10:34,825 That's not success! I'm legitimate! A legitimate character actor 127 00:10:34,836 --> 00:10:37,631 of the stage and film! This is variety! 128 00:10:40,968 --> 00:10:43,388 I only asked. 129 00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:33,725 What about Leslie French? He'd be marvelous. 130 00:11:33,736 --> 00:11:37,062 He's working with Visconti. Gave us a polite no. 131 00:11:37,072 --> 00:11:41,216 - Cyril Cusack? - A less polite no. 132 00:11:41,227 --> 00:11:44,494 - Ahem. - Can I help you? 133 00:11:44,495 --> 00:11:46,002 I think you're in my office. 134 00:11:46,037 --> 00:11:49,243 That's a rather interesting way of looking at it. 135 00:11:49,253 --> 00:11:53,747 - I'm rather an interesting person. - I don't doubt it. Rex Tucker. 136 00:11:53,758 --> 00:11:55,875 I'm looking after Doctor Who. 137 00:11:55,886 --> 00:11:59,879 Pending the appointment of the permanent producer. 138 00:11:59,889 --> 00:12:03,800 - Oh. Is he with you? - You're looking at him. 139 00:12:03,811 --> 00:12:09,056 - I keep coming back to Hugh David. - Who? 140 00:12:09,067 --> 00:12:12,686 He was in Knight Errant on ITV. Lovely actor. 141 00:12:12,696 --> 00:12:16,064 Not old enough for the Doctor, surely? 142 00:12:16,074 --> 00:12:18,401 Well, we don't want Grandpa Moses, do we? 143 00:12:18,411 --> 00:12:20,444 We need someone who can play older. 144 00:12:20,455 --> 00:12:23,315 The shooting schedule's going to be pretty punishing. 145 00:12:23,325 --> 00:12:25,785 - I've got some ideas. - I'll call Hugh. See what he thinks. 146 00:12:25,795 --> 00:12:28,680 I'd rather you didn't. Is that a fact? Waste of time! 147 00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:33,368 We need someone like Frank Morgan in the Wizard Of Oz. 148 00:12:33,369 --> 00:12:34,368 He's dead. 149 00:12:34,403 --> 00:12:37,766 - Rex... And American. - I said "like". 150 00:12:39,684 --> 00:12:42,594 Well, perhaps we should all sleep on it. 151 00:12:42,605 --> 00:12:46,609 After all, it took them months to find Scarlet O'Hara! 152 00:12:53,450 --> 00:12:57,330 Um... dear lady, may I have a word? 153 00:13:10,553 --> 00:13:12,471 Hello? 154 00:13:13,723 --> 00:13:15,642 Yes. 155 00:13:18,353 --> 00:13:20,773 Oh, yes? 156 00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:27,061 Is it right you were Sydney's 157 00:13:27,071 --> 00:13:29,813 production assistant on the other channel? Yes. 158 00:13:29,824 --> 00:13:31,858 So this is quite a promotion. 159 00:13:31,868 --> 00:13:34,652 Apparently. Bound to ruffle a few feathers. 160 00:13:34,663 --> 00:13:39,408 If feathers don't ruffle, nothing flies. 161 00:13:39,418 --> 00:13:42,704 This show is going to be a terrific challenge, you know. 162 00:13:42,714 --> 00:13:45,248 Outer space. Time travel. 163 00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:48,418 In the first script, they go back to the Stone Age. 164 00:13:48,429 --> 00:13:51,379 You'll need all the help you can get. 165 00:13:51,390 --> 00:13:55,176 So, Rex is going to act as a sort of mentor to you. 166 00:13:55,186 --> 00:13:57,261 A ship can't have two captains. 167 00:13:57,271 --> 00:14:02,517 - Dear lady... - Please don't call me that. - Sorry. 168 00:14:02,527 --> 00:14:07,356 And what about you, Mervyn? What's your function? 169 00:14:07,366 --> 00:14:11,277 I'm to be your sort of technical boffin. 170 00:14:11,288 --> 00:14:13,957 Help you through the mire of all this. 171 00:14:15,918 --> 00:14:18,785 Sydney obviously thinks he's got the right person for the job. 172 00:14:18,796 --> 00:14:20,912 That's what he wants for Doctor Who. 173 00:14:20,923 --> 00:14:23,324 Someone with piss and vinegar in their veins. 174 00:14:23,335 --> 00:14:27,504 - Did he say that? - He's very blunt. 175 00:14:27,514 --> 00:14:29,464 Yes. 176 00:14:29,475 --> 00:14:32,968 Look, all I'm saying is, dear la... 177 00:14:32,979 --> 00:14:39,851 Verity. All I'm saying is that experience is not a dirty word. 178 00:14:39,861 --> 00:14:41,728 Don't fight us. 179 00:14:41,738 --> 00:14:45,399 Perhaps you could add a few drops of warm beer in with your... 180 00:14:45,409 --> 00:14:49,915 - Piss and... - Mixture. Just for the time being. 181 00:14:51,625 --> 00:14:55,827 Well. We'd better clear out, we'll have the news team in here. 182 00:14:55,838 --> 00:14:57,621 That's clever. 183 00:14:57,631 --> 00:15:01,042 So they don't have to look down at their words all the time. 184 00:15:01,052 --> 00:15:03,044 Yes. Quite a wheeze. 185 00:15:03,054 --> 00:15:05,897 Someone'll make a fortune out of that. 186 00:15:05,907 --> 00:15:12,096 - I suppose so. Shame I didn't get to the patent office faster. - Why? 187 00:15:12,106 --> 00:15:14,066 I invented it! 188 00:15:19,823 --> 00:15:22,065 Well, have a look at it, Bill. 189 00:15:22,075 --> 00:15:25,152 It certainly sounds different. 190 00:15:25,162 --> 00:15:28,905 And it's an old man part, you know. Is it? 191 00:15:28,916 --> 00:15:31,784 Yeah! It's like This Sporting Life. 192 00:15:31,794 --> 00:15:34,412 Well, I love playing older! 193 00:15:34,422 --> 00:15:36,164 I know. 194 00:15:36,175 --> 00:15:38,917 Well? What next? 195 00:15:38,927 --> 00:15:44,506 He's going to set up a meeting. He sounded ever so upbeat on the phone. 196 00:15:44,517 --> 00:15:46,311 He says it's a smashing role. 197 00:15:48,438 --> 00:15:49,971 For the BBC. 198 00:15:49,981 --> 00:15:52,391 Yeah, yeah... 199 00:15:52,401 --> 00:15:54,403 and it's for kiddies! 200 00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:57,114 Come on, Stumpy! 201 00:16:14,885 --> 00:16:16,126 Off to Madame Bovary. 202 00:16:16,136 --> 00:16:18,764 Well, I'm sure he'll be happier away from us. 203 00:16:20,641 --> 00:16:24,787 - Any news from the design department? - They're not being very helpful, I'm afraid. 204 00:16:26,064 --> 00:16:28,765 What is this?! What're we going to do with this? 205 00:16:28,775 --> 00:16:31,643 Stone Age Man going, "Ug"! It's crazy! 206 00:16:31,654 --> 00:16:35,047 Cavemen and doctors and disappearing bloody police boxes! 207 00:16:35,057 --> 00:16:37,525 - What're we going to do? - Waris Hussein. Our director. 208 00:16:37,535 --> 00:16:39,385 - Verity. - Hi. 209 00:16:39,395 --> 00:16:41,362 What have you just been working on? 210 00:16:41,372 --> 00:16:43,048 Er, Compact. 211 00:16:43,059 --> 00:16:45,878 Oh. High art indeed. 212 00:16:48,131 --> 00:16:49,497 Shut up. 213 00:16:49,507 --> 00:16:51,290 Don't people say "Ug" in Compact? 214 00:16:51,300 --> 00:16:53,793 Frequently. Mostly after a liquid lunch. 215 00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:57,046 The cavemen script is the only one ready to go. 216 00:16:57,057 --> 00:16:58,756 We have to start with it. 217 00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:01,176 Right, and where are we shooting? 218 00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:02,928 Lime Grove. Studio D. 219 00:17:02,938 --> 00:17:07,475 Oh, God, not there! We can't do anything there. 220 00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:11,146 It's a broom cupboard. It's smaller on the inside. 221 00:17:11,156 --> 00:17:15,609 It's the wrong shape and the sprinklers go off when it gets hot. 222 00:17:15,619 --> 00:17:17,778 Well, you'll make it brilliantly, won't you? 223 00:17:17,789 --> 00:17:21,115 Oh. I see. Simple as that. 224 00:17:21,125 --> 00:17:23,253 It'll never work. 225 00:17:28,509 --> 00:17:30,386 When do we start? 226 00:17:37,644 --> 00:17:39,230 Excuse me. 227 00:17:40,814 --> 00:17:42,107 Excuse me. 228 00:17:43,359 --> 00:17:44,851 Hello? 229 00:17:44,861 --> 00:17:46,602 Yes, sir? Gin and tonic... 230 00:17:46,613 --> 00:17:48,521 Vodka and tonic and a red wine, please. 231 00:17:48,531 --> 00:17:49,981 Sorry, love, I'm serving... 232 00:17:49,992 --> 00:17:52,484 Vodka and tonic and a red wine, please. 233 00:17:52,494 --> 00:17:54,319 Vodka tonic, red wine. 234 00:17:54,329 --> 00:17:57,708 Thank you. I'd have been stood here all night. 235 00:18:00,836 --> 00:18:04,080 "We are all strangers in a strange land." 236 00:18:04,090 --> 00:18:05,331 Very profound. 237 00:18:05,342 --> 00:18:10,587 Isn't it? You'll find I'm generally pretty profound. 238 00:18:10,598 --> 00:18:13,466 - I wish I had your front. - I wish I had your behind. 239 00:18:13,476 --> 00:18:15,875 - Shh! Like a little peach. - Shut up! 240 00:18:19,858 --> 00:18:23,018 Don't be fooled, Waris. That's all it is. 241 00:18:23,028 --> 00:18:26,105 Front. Inside, I'm shaking like a leaf. 242 00:18:26,115 --> 00:18:29,066 I'm here by the skin of my bloody teeth. 243 00:18:29,076 --> 00:18:31,361 First Indian director this place has ever had. 244 00:18:31,371 --> 00:18:34,405 So, we've got to stick together, haven't we? 245 00:18:34,416 --> 00:18:37,409 Make our little show work. That'll teach them. 246 00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:39,912 Who? The old guard. 247 00:18:39,922 --> 00:18:44,678 This - sea of fag smoke, tweed and sweaty men. 248 00:18:47,181 --> 00:18:49,464 Not that I'm knocking sweaty men. 249 00:18:49,475 --> 00:18:50,726 I should hope not. 250 00:18:51,978 --> 00:18:56,555 Listen, I overheard a couple of old horrors standing by the tea urn. 251 00:18:56,566 --> 00:19:00,852 They said, "Well, she didn't get here standing up, did she?" 252 00:19:00,862 --> 00:19:02,270 Sydney's bit of fluff, am I? 253 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:04,440 Well, that seems to be the impression. 254 00:19:04,450 --> 00:19:06,567 How else could you get a promotion like this? 255 00:19:06,577 --> 00:19:07,901 A promotion like what? 256 00:19:07,912 --> 00:19:11,072 I'm trying to recreate the Stone Age with Airfix glue 257 00:19:11,082 --> 00:19:12,699 and bloody BacoFoil! 258 00:19:12,709 --> 00:19:14,450 We're trying to. 259 00:19:14,461 --> 00:19:15,953 Yes. Sorry. 260 00:19:15,963 --> 00:19:20,166 Here's to us. The posh wog! 261 00:19:20,176 --> 00:19:22,637 And the pushy Jewish bird! 262 00:19:23,721 --> 00:19:25,975 - L'chaim! - Cheers. 263 00:19:26,809 --> 00:19:29,937 - We could have our own series! - We do! 264 00:19:31,313 --> 00:19:35,307 I don't want any of this muck, thanks very much. I'll have a drink. 265 00:19:35,318 --> 00:19:36,392 Right. 266 00:19:36,402 --> 00:19:38,144 You the director, son? 267 00:19:38,155 --> 00:19:39,604 Yes. 268 00:19:39,614 --> 00:19:41,731 Hardly out of the cradle, the pair of you. 269 00:19:41,741 --> 00:19:45,060 Right. Let's talk turkey. 270 00:19:45,070 --> 00:19:48,323 - I'm not sure about this. Not sure at all. - No? 271 00:19:48,333 --> 00:19:51,159 Apart from anything else, I don't want to take on another long run. 272 00:19:51,169 --> 00:19:53,452 Had enough of that on The Army Game. Nearly killed me. 273 00:19:53,463 --> 00:19:55,706 Weekly bloody rep! Would you like to order drinks? 274 00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:59,084 Whiskey and soda. Chopee, chopee. 275 00:19:59,094 --> 00:20:02,213 Whose idea was all this? That fella from ITV? 276 00:20:02,223 --> 00:20:04,632 Sydney Newman, yes. 277 00:20:04,642 --> 00:20:08,053 But so many people have been at the birth of the thing, we'd be here all day... 278 00:20:11,275 --> 00:20:13,559 Tell me about the characters. 279 00:20:13,569 --> 00:20:15,227 Two school teachers. 280 00:20:15,237 --> 00:20:18,898 Ian and Barbara. They're intrigued about one of their pupils. 281 00:20:18,909 --> 00:20:20,942 A young girl called Susan. 282 00:20:20,952 --> 00:20:25,530 She seems to have impossible knowledge for a girl from 1963. 283 00:20:25,541 --> 00:20:31,912 So the schoolteachers follow her home. But "home" is a junkyard... 284 00:20:31,923 --> 00:20:34,749 Yes, yes, yes. Scripts. I need to see scripts. 285 00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:37,961 Oh, they're going wonderfully. Wonderfully! 286 00:20:37,971 --> 00:20:43,634 The BBC are really excited about the show. They're throwing... 287 00:20:43,644 --> 00:20:47,597 everything at it. State of the art facilities. 288 00:20:47,607 --> 00:20:51,060 How do they get about? Flying saucer or something? 289 00:20:51,070 --> 00:20:55,272 Ours is a space and time machine that can blend in with its background. 290 00:20:55,282 --> 00:20:58,151 You mean it's covered in invisible paint or something? 291 00:20:58,161 --> 00:21:00,820 No, no... it adapts to suit its environment. 292 00:21:00,830 --> 00:21:02,739 It gets stuck in one shape. 293 00:21:02,750 --> 00:21:04,282 A police box. A police box? 294 00:21:04,293 --> 00:21:08,537 How gorgeous would that be? An ordinary 20th-century object 295 00:21:08,548 --> 00:21:11,665 on the surface of an alien planet! Fantastic! 296 00:21:11,676 --> 00:21:15,962 - And the opening titles are like nothing you've ever seen. - Yes. 297 00:21:15,973 --> 00:21:18,339 You see, if you point a camera down its own monitor, 298 00:21:18,350 --> 00:21:20,926 it creates the most wonderful shapes, patterns... 299 00:21:20,937 --> 00:21:23,429 Like mirrors, endlessly reflecting. 300 00:21:23,439 --> 00:21:26,224 Swooping and pulsing, like butterfly wings. 301 00:21:26,234 --> 00:21:28,226 Maybe I could be in them? 302 00:21:28,236 --> 00:21:31,855 Just pop in front of the camera would you, Tony? 303 00:21:31,866 --> 00:21:34,076 Let's see how that looks. 304 00:21:38,623 --> 00:21:42,117 Oh, Christ, no! That's terrifying! 305 00:21:42,127 --> 00:21:45,287 ..and wait till you hear the music, 306 00:21:45,297 --> 00:21:48,582 we're using the latest technology. 307 00:21:48,593 --> 00:21:50,167 How did you do it? 308 00:21:50,178 --> 00:21:52,211 Brian's house keys. 309 00:21:54,057 --> 00:21:55,840 And what about the Doctor himself? 310 00:21:55,851 --> 00:21:58,385 He's something like 600 years old. 311 00:21:58,396 --> 00:22:01,430 Looks like a senile old man but he's tough. 312 00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:03,891 Tough and wiry like an old turkey. 313 00:22:03,902 --> 00:22:09,021 It's what you do so well, Mr Hartnell. Stern and scary... 314 00:22:09,032 --> 00:22:12,651 - but with a twinkle. - Trust me, Bill. You're perfect for it. 315 00:22:12,661 --> 00:22:14,653 No-one will be able to resist you. 316 00:22:14,663 --> 00:22:16,113 You really think so? 317 00:22:16,124 --> 00:22:19,617 CS Lewis meets HG Wells meets Father Christmas. 318 00:22:19,627 --> 00:22:21,036 That's the Doctor. 319 00:22:21,046 --> 00:22:22,923 Doctor who, hmm? 320 00:22:24,841 --> 00:22:27,960 Come on, big smiles! 321 00:22:27,970 --> 00:22:29,680 And again. 322 00:22:30,765 --> 00:22:33,925 Come on, big smiles. Cheers! Lovely. 323 00:22:33,935 --> 00:22:36,094 Come on, one more. 324 00:22:36,104 --> 00:22:37,471 Lovely stuff. That's it! 325 00:22:37,481 --> 00:22:39,723 You're a brick for doing this. 326 00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:44,103 Contractually obliged, darling. No, no! I mean the show. 327 00:22:44,114 --> 00:22:48,482 You'll all give it such gravitas. Thank you. 328 00:22:48,493 --> 00:22:50,751 So, what do you make of him? 329 00:22:50,762 --> 00:22:53,405 Oh, I've always been a fan. Wonderful screen actor. 330 00:22:53,415 --> 00:22:55,783 He frightens the life out of me. 331 00:22:55,793 --> 00:22:58,035 I think he's sweet. Bless him. 332 00:22:58,045 --> 00:23:00,924 Bless him? He's not as old as he looks. 333 00:23:02,008 --> 00:23:05,209 Must've had a tough life. 334 00:23:05,220 --> 00:23:07,254 Are you okay? 335 00:23:07,264 --> 00:23:09,214 Scared to death! Me too. 336 00:23:09,225 --> 00:23:11,718 How about one of just the three of you then? 337 00:23:11,728 --> 00:23:13,678 Oh, well. Goodbye, real world! 338 00:23:13,688 --> 00:23:15,940 One more. 339 00:23:20,779 --> 00:23:21,937 Patience. 340 00:23:21,947 --> 00:23:25,649 I have the patience of a saint. But it's wearing very thin! 341 00:23:25,660 --> 00:23:28,695 We need the inside of the TARDIS right now! 342 00:23:28,705 --> 00:23:30,155 I'm busy. 343 00:23:30,165 --> 00:23:32,782 You'll get your time machine when I can find a moment... 344 00:23:32,793 --> 00:23:35,286 Too busy for a children's programme, is that it? 345 00:23:35,296 --> 00:23:36,547 Patience. 346 00:23:41,261 --> 00:23:47,674 "If you could touch the alien sand and listen to the sound of..." 347 00:23:47,685 --> 00:23:49,593 Bugger! 348 00:23:49,603 --> 00:23:55,766 "If you could touch the alien sand and hear the cry of strange birds 349 00:23:55,777 --> 00:23:59,646 "and watch them wheel in another sky, would that satisfy you? 350 00:23:59,656 --> 00:24:04,777 "Susan and I are cut off from our own people. 351 00:24:04,787 --> 00:24:10,658 "But one day we shall get back. Yes. One day. 352 00:24:10,669 --> 00:24:11,909 "One day." 353 00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:15,414 - Who's Susan? - My granddaughter. 354 00:24:15,424 --> 00:24:17,916 I'm your granddaughter. 355 00:24:17,927 --> 00:24:20,920 Yes. Yes, of course you are, darling. 356 00:24:20,930 --> 00:24:25,801 But she's my granddaughter in the story I'm doing on the television. 357 00:24:25,811 --> 00:24:29,054 I play a funny old man who lives inside a magic box. 358 00:24:29,064 --> 00:24:31,766 Like a jack-in-the-box, Sampa? 359 00:24:31,776 --> 00:24:33,767 A little like that, yes. 360 00:24:33,778 --> 00:24:39,691 But, this is a machine in disguise. A time machine. 361 00:24:39,701 --> 00:24:42,695 Do you know how to fly a time machine, Sampa? 362 00:24:42,705 --> 00:24:48,451 Hm? Yes! Yes, of course I do! You'll see. 363 00:24:48,461 --> 00:24:50,953 You'll see when I'm on the television. 364 00:24:50,964 --> 00:24:55,167 We'll be going back through history to meet kings and queens. 365 00:24:55,177 --> 00:24:56,918 And off to distant planets 366 00:24:56,929 --> 00:25:00,423 where the Doctor will have all kinds of adventures. 367 00:25:00,433 --> 00:25:02,007 The Doctor? 368 00:25:02,018 --> 00:25:04,511 He's the old man I'm playing. 369 00:25:04,521 --> 00:25:08,483 A doctor? Does he make people better? 370 00:25:13,531 --> 00:25:19,527 No! I have... Don't you think you're being rather high-handed, young man? 371 00:25:19,537 --> 00:25:21,822 You thought you saw a young girl enter the yard. 372 00:25:21,832 --> 00:25:24,366 You imagine you heard music or her voice? 373 00:25:24,376 --> 00:25:28,204 You believe she might be in there? Not very substantial, is it? 374 00:25:28,214 --> 00:25:29,789 But why won't you help us? 375 00:25:29,799 --> 00:25:33,835 I'm not hindering you. You intrude here.... 376 00:25:33,846 --> 00:25:37,839 - He's tetchy as hell. - ..Start making accusations and implications. 377 00:25:37,849 --> 00:25:39,967 If you both want to make fools of yourselves, 378 00:25:39,977 --> 00:25:41,752 I suggest you do what you said you'd do. 379 00:25:41,763 --> 00:25:47,083 Go and ask a policeman... Bugger! Fetch a policeman. 380 00:25:47,093 --> 00:25:50,145 While you nip off quietly in the other direction, I suppose. 381 00:25:50,156 --> 00:25:51,647 Come on, Barbara. 382 00:25:51,657 --> 00:25:54,524 What are you doing out there, Grandfather? 383 00:25:54,535 --> 00:25:57,653 Go back inside! Shut the door! Shut that door! 384 00:25:57,664 --> 00:25:59,030 Barbara! 385 00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:00,375 OK! OK, everyone. 386 00:26:01,418 --> 00:26:05,579 Fantastic. That's where we stop the tape and go inside the spaceship. 387 00:26:05,589 --> 00:26:06,831 When it's built! 388 00:26:06,841 --> 00:26:08,374 OK. Good. Well done. 389 00:26:08,384 --> 00:26:09,667 Everyone happy? 390 00:26:09,677 --> 00:26:13,171 No, I'm not happy. Not at all. Er, Miss Lambert. 391 00:26:13,182 --> 00:26:14,756 A word, if you please. 392 00:26:14,766 --> 00:26:17,008 Coffee? Good idea. Thank you. 393 00:26:17,018 --> 00:26:21,513 The set for the machine? TARDIS? 394 00:26:21,524 --> 00:26:23,224 When is it arriving? 395 00:26:23,235 --> 00:26:26,102 There's, er, there's been a... delay. 396 00:26:26,112 --> 00:26:31,275 It won't do. It just won't do. I don't know how I'm expected to cope 397 00:26:31,285 --> 00:26:33,902 with all the technical gibberish I have to spout 398 00:26:33,912 --> 00:26:36,656 without a bloody set to work on. I'm sorry, Bill. 399 00:26:36,666 --> 00:26:41,328 I need time to plot out all the buttons, you see. 400 00:26:41,338 --> 00:26:45,081 - Buttons? - On the controls! All the switches and dials. 401 00:26:45,092 --> 00:26:47,501 I need to know what they all do. 402 00:26:47,512 --> 00:26:50,004 What if I press something to open the doors 403 00:26:50,014 --> 00:26:52,507 and the next week I use it to blow us all up! 404 00:26:52,517 --> 00:26:54,342 You must see that? 405 00:26:54,352 --> 00:26:57,680 The children will spot it, you see, if we try and fudge it. 406 00:26:57,690 --> 00:27:00,390 And we must discuss my character. 407 00:27:00,401 --> 00:27:01,767 Absolutely. 408 00:27:01,777 --> 00:27:04,896 He's too abrasive. Too nasty. Do you see? 409 00:27:04,906 --> 00:27:07,940 Where's that twinkle you talked about? 410 00:27:07,951 --> 00:27:10,819 The thing that made me so right for it? 411 00:27:10,829 --> 00:27:13,154 I... Oh, Sydney! 412 00:27:13,165 --> 00:27:15,825 Sydney Newman, Head Of Drama, 413 00:27:15,835 --> 00:27:18,702 let me introduce you to Mr William Hartnell. 414 00:27:18,713 --> 00:27:22,290 Right! Our Doctor! Great choice. 415 00:27:22,301 --> 00:27:25,127 I'm a big fan. Big fan. 416 00:27:25,138 --> 00:27:28,380 Oh, thank you. But I do need to discuss... 417 00:27:28,391 --> 00:27:32,468 What was that terrific war picture, you were in? What was that? 418 00:27:32,479 --> 00:27:35,888 Well, I've done a few. The Way Ahead? 419 00:27:35,899 --> 00:27:39,351 Yeah! Hell of a picture. You were sensational! 420 00:27:39,361 --> 00:27:41,186 Oh! Do you really think so? 421 00:27:41,196 --> 00:27:43,981 Oh, yes. Absolutely extraordinary. 422 00:27:43,992 --> 00:27:47,996 I did get some very nice notices. Yes. 423 00:27:50,874 --> 00:27:53,617 Was that before or after Brighton Rock? 424 00:27:53,628 --> 00:27:55,369 Oh, before... 425 00:27:55,379 --> 00:27:59,457 Of course! You were in Brighton Rock! Wow! 426 00:27:59,468 --> 00:28:01,334 What a performance! 427 00:28:01,344 --> 00:28:04,546 Oh. Well. Ha-ha. You're very kind. 428 00:28:04,557 --> 00:28:08,717 It should have led to much bigger and better things, you know, 429 00:28:08,727 --> 00:28:10,803 but, erm... I wasn't blessed. 430 00:28:10,814 --> 00:28:14,182 Not blessed? What the hell are you talking about? 431 00:28:14,192 --> 00:28:17,895 Of course you're blessed. You're going to be Doctor Who, aren't you? 432 00:28:17,906 --> 00:28:23,317 - Well, yes... - Perfect choice for my little show. My idea anyway. 433 00:28:23,328 --> 00:28:26,654 That's what I do. Ideas! One day I came into ITV. 434 00:28:26,664 --> 00:28:28,073 "I got an idea," I said. 435 00:28:28,083 --> 00:28:31,075 "The Avengers!" "What's it about?" they said. 436 00:28:31,086 --> 00:28:34,663 "How the hell should I know," I said. "But what a title!" 437 00:28:34,674 --> 00:28:35,758 Pop! Pop! Pop! 438 00:28:39,095 --> 00:28:44,174 You, sir, are going to make a huge impact with this character. 439 00:28:44,185 --> 00:28:46,968 I am? 440 00:28:46,979 --> 00:28:50,806 Only a movie star could do it. So nuanced. 441 00:28:50,817 --> 00:28:52,558 So many layers. 442 00:28:52,569 --> 00:28:57,355 Well, you know. One tries. 443 00:28:57,366 --> 00:29:00,150 And these kids are perfect for it. 444 00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:04,154 You couldn't be in safer hands. Fun! Energy! 445 00:29:04,165 --> 00:29:05,875 Youth! Pop! Pop! Pop! 446 00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:08,336 Freaks. 447 00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:11,371 Thank you so much, Sydney. 448 00:29:11,381 --> 00:29:13,499 You've no idea what a difference it makes... 449 00:29:13,509 --> 00:29:17,711 Be a producer, Verity. Find a way to deal with this stuff. 450 00:29:17,721 --> 00:29:19,557 Or are you out of your depth? 451 00:29:40,998 --> 00:29:42,792 What are you doing? 452 00:29:46,379 --> 00:29:49,664 Being patient. What? I can be very patient. 453 00:29:49,674 --> 00:29:53,043 - You can't stay here! - Now, what shall we talk about? I've got all day. 454 00:29:53,053 --> 00:29:55,087 Don't be ridiculous! 455 00:29:55,097 --> 00:29:59,717 The Old Curiosity Shop! The Roman Forum! 456 00:29:59,727 --> 00:30:02,678 The Hanging Gardens Of Babylon! 457 00:30:02,688 --> 00:30:05,640 Symphonies in pencil and ink. 458 00:30:05,651 --> 00:30:09,697 So, surely you can turn your hand to my teeny little time machine? 459 00:30:12,825 --> 00:30:16,069 Just turn that blazing talent of yours to my little kiddies' show 460 00:30:16,079 --> 00:30:17,737 and who knows what might happen? 461 00:30:17,747 --> 00:30:19,457 Won't take you more than half an hour. 462 00:30:20,918 --> 00:30:22,993 You are a very trying woman. 463 00:30:23,003 --> 00:30:25,297 Then I'll get out of your hair. 464 00:30:31,430 --> 00:30:34,005 Maybe the muse will be with you! 465 00:30:34,016 --> 00:30:38,479 Maybe it will be the best thing you've ever thought of. 466 00:30:39,564 --> 00:30:42,024 Very well! Very well! 467 00:30:43,485 --> 00:30:45,477 Here. Here, madam. 468 00:30:45,487 --> 00:30:47,781 Here's your bloody TARDIS! 469 00:31:09,389 --> 00:31:11,381 Turned out rather well, hasn't it? 470 00:31:11,391 --> 00:31:13,967 Through the cupboard doors and into Narnia! 471 00:31:13,977 --> 00:31:16,595 It's too bloody big. Takes up half the studio. 472 00:31:16,606 --> 00:31:18,222 Yes, yes? 473 00:31:18,232 --> 00:31:20,724 Yes, yes, Waris, I heard him. Thank you. 474 00:31:20,735 --> 00:31:24,020 Right. Can you pass me my script, please? 475 00:31:24,030 --> 00:31:27,065 This is ridiculous! Sorry, boys and girls. 476 00:31:27,075 --> 00:31:30,152 He says he won't have his teeth blacked out, Guv. 477 00:31:30,162 --> 00:31:34,198 Dougie, it's 100,000 BC! Yeah, I know. 478 00:31:34,209 --> 00:31:35,575 It's the Tribe Of Gum. 479 00:31:35,585 --> 00:31:37,827 He says he got them whitened to get onto the telly. 480 00:31:37,837 --> 00:31:40,872 Well, does it matter? We only see his bloody shadow. 481 00:31:40,883 --> 00:31:42,916 I'll do it! What? 482 00:31:42,926 --> 00:31:44,835 I don't mind blacking my teeth. 483 00:31:44,846 --> 00:31:47,963 I've already got sand fleas in my Y-fronts. Can't get much worse. 484 00:31:47,974 --> 00:31:51,301 OK, stout man! I think we're sorted then, Guv. 485 00:31:51,311 --> 00:31:52,927 Thank you, Duggie. 486 00:31:52,938 --> 00:31:54,846 Red light, bell... 487 00:31:54,856 --> 00:31:57,266 OK, into position, everyone, 488 00:31:57,276 --> 00:32:00,362 and roll to record in 15... 489 00:32:02,324 --> 00:32:05,452 God, it's hot in here. Anyone else hot? Yeah. 490 00:32:06,954 --> 00:32:08,987 Can we do something about the heat? 491 00:32:08,998 --> 00:32:11,656 I thought he'd be used to it. What? 492 00:32:11,667 --> 00:32:15,077 Nothing. Watch it, Arthur. 493 00:32:15,088 --> 00:32:18,080 Five minutes, chum. Then they turn the lights out. 494 00:32:18,091 --> 00:32:19,833 Them's the rules. 495 00:32:19,843 --> 00:32:21,793 OK, everyone. Quiet, please. 496 00:32:21,803 --> 00:32:23,346 Quiet! 497 00:32:24,390 --> 00:32:27,310 Five... four... three... 498 00:32:40,699 --> 00:32:44,986 OK, come in to camera one, on one. 499 00:32:44,996 --> 00:32:46,832 OK, clear two. 500 00:32:49,626 --> 00:32:53,329 These people are known to you, I believe. 501 00:32:53,339 --> 00:32:55,080 What are you doing here? 502 00:32:55,091 --> 00:32:56,790 They're two of my schoolteachers. 503 00:32:56,801 --> 00:33:00,044 Is that your excuse for this unwarrantable... 504 00:33:00,055 --> 00:33:02,380 Unwarranted intrusion? 505 00:33:02,390 --> 00:33:05,217 You had no right to invite them here. 506 00:33:05,227 --> 00:33:07,135 I blame you for this, Susan. 507 00:33:07,146 --> 00:33:09,013 You will insist on... OK, come in on, er... 508 00:33:09,024 --> 00:33:10,398 Come in on three. 509 00:33:10,408 --> 00:33:12,433 - I warned you. - But, Grandfather, I... 510 00:33:12,444 --> 00:33:15,354 - Is this really where you live, Susan? - Yes! 511 00:33:15,364 --> 00:33:18,231 On three. Coming on one. 512 00:33:18,242 --> 00:33:19,649 It was just a box! 513 00:33:19,660 --> 00:33:22,069 On one, on three. 514 00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:23,247 Come in on two. 515 00:33:24,290 --> 00:33:27,158 You see, I knew this would happen. 516 00:33:27,169 --> 00:33:28,576 Move the camera. 517 00:33:28,587 --> 00:33:30,245 Get hold of the cable! Get the cable! 518 00:33:30,255 --> 00:33:33,248 Move the bloody camera! Arthur, what the hell is he doing? 519 00:33:33,259 --> 00:33:35,084 Why doesn't he have a go? 520 00:33:35,094 --> 00:33:38,379 Now we are here, I'd just like to... 521 00:33:38,390 --> 00:33:40,173 I know this is absurd, but... 522 00:33:41,768 --> 00:33:44,344 The doors! What's happening to the doors? 523 00:33:44,355 --> 00:33:46,680 It moves. The TARDIS can go anywhere. 524 00:33:46,690 --> 00:33:49,308 TARDIS? I don't know what you mean, Susan. 525 00:33:49,319 --> 00:33:51,477 I made up TARDIS from the initials. 526 00:33:51,487 --> 00:33:55,273 Time And Relative Dimensions In Space. 527 00:33:55,284 --> 00:33:57,651 I thought you'd both realise when you came inside 528 00:33:57,661 --> 00:34:00,373 and saw the different dimensions from outside. 529 00:34:01,416 --> 00:34:03,782 What's... What's happening to the bloody doors? 530 00:34:03,793 --> 00:34:07,954 A thing that looks like a police box, stuck in a junk yard, 531 00:34:07,964 --> 00:34:11,917 can move anywhere in time and space? 532 00:34:11,927 --> 00:34:14,294 Oh, Susan, don't be ridiculous! 533 00:34:14,305 --> 00:34:16,171 Oh, Christ, stiff as Scotchman's wallet! 534 00:34:16,181 --> 00:34:18,633 But you are one of us. You look like us. 535 00:34:18,643 --> 00:34:20,134 You sound like us. 536 00:34:20,145 --> 00:34:22,940 I was born in the 49th century. 537 00:34:27,444 --> 00:34:28,613 Oh... 538 00:34:32,116 --> 00:34:34,661 Covers! Get the covers! 539 00:34:36,371 --> 00:34:38,571 Everybody out. 540 00:34:38,582 --> 00:34:40,324 Am I on yet? 541 00:34:40,334 --> 00:34:42,034 Anyone? 542 00:34:42,044 --> 00:34:43,921 I've done me teeth. 543 00:34:45,507 --> 00:34:48,458 Wish I knew what bloody dimension I was in. 544 00:34:48,468 --> 00:34:50,303 Hello? 545 00:34:51,305 --> 00:34:53,088 Hello? 546 00:34:53,098 --> 00:34:54,183 Anyone? 547 00:35:03,986 --> 00:35:07,438 TV: No, my child, we both know we cannot let our secret loose 548 00:35:07,448 --> 00:35:09,523 into the world of the 20th century. 549 00:35:09,534 --> 00:35:11,608 But you can't keep them prisoner here! 550 00:35:11,619 --> 00:35:13,361 He can't keep us prisoners anywhere. 551 00:35:13,372 --> 00:35:15,738 I cannot let you go, schoolteacher. 552 00:35:15,749 --> 00:35:18,784 Whether you believe what you have been told is of no importance. 553 00:35:18,794 --> 00:35:21,787 You and your companion would be footprints in a time 554 00:35:21,797 --> 00:35:23,664 we were not supposed to walk. 555 00:35:23,674 --> 00:35:26,584 If I have to use force to get out of here, I will, you know. 556 00:35:26,594 --> 00:35:29,587 Maybe we've stumbled on something beyond our understanding. 557 00:35:29,597 --> 00:35:31,840 Oh, why did you come here, why?! 558 00:35:31,850 --> 00:35:33,466 Grandfather, no! 559 00:35:33,477 --> 00:35:35,427 No, you don't! 560 00:35:35,437 --> 00:35:37,555 Oh, stop it! Let him go! 561 00:35:37,565 --> 00:35:39,515 Let me go! 562 00:35:43,989 --> 00:35:45,657 Let's go to lunch. 563 00:36:02,343 --> 00:36:03,709 Not hungry? 564 00:36:03,720 --> 00:36:06,587 Don't seem to have much of an appetite. 565 00:36:06,598 --> 00:36:07,890 Not surprised. 566 00:36:10,269 --> 00:36:12,677 I should fire the pair of you. 567 00:36:12,688 --> 00:36:16,943 Right. Take out the reference to the future time they've come from. 568 00:36:17,944 --> 00:36:22,146 The 49th Century? Too specific. It's Doctor Who, remember. 569 00:36:22,157 --> 00:36:26,276 And the old guy's too nasty. He should be cuter. Funnier. 570 00:36:26,287 --> 00:36:30,197 And the kid needs to be cheeky too. Like a regular teenager. 571 00:36:30,207 --> 00:36:31,866 Did you like any of it? 572 00:36:31,876 --> 00:36:35,119 Not much. Hate the opening titles. You're joking? 573 00:36:35,130 --> 00:36:37,789 Too weird. It's sensational! Just because it's new. 574 00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:41,512 Hey! Hey! I like new. I do new, remember?! 575 00:36:43,222 --> 00:36:46,423 It's too scary for the kids. 576 00:36:46,434 --> 00:36:48,592 I-I thought we were trying to scare them. 577 00:36:48,603 --> 00:36:52,347 Scare them, not traumatise them! Change it. 578 00:36:52,357 --> 00:36:54,140 Over my dead body. 579 00:36:54,150 --> 00:36:55,611 It can be arranged. 580 00:37:01,409 --> 00:37:05,236 It'll cost. And they'll crucify me for it. 581 00:37:05,246 --> 00:37:06,738 What? 582 00:37:06,749 --> 00:37:08,417 Do the whole thing again. 583 00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:15,539 I'm not right for the part. 584 00:37:15,550 --> 00:37:18,376 Bill... Just not right for it. It... It isn't me. Bill! 585 00:37:18,387 --> 00:37:22,882 Isn't me at all! Listen to me. Sydney thought it was good. 586 00:37:22,892 --> 00:37:25,353 He's over the moon! I let you down. 587 00:37:27,772 --> 00:37:29,733 You let me down? 588 00:37:32,193 --> 00:37:34,378 You were right. You were so right. 589 00:37:34,388 --> 00:37:36,688 Look, we've made the Doctor too abrasive. 590 00:37:36,699 --> 00:37:38,457 We need much more of you in him. 591 00:37:38,867 --> 00:37:42,152 Much more charm and warmth and twinkle. 592 00:37:42,162 --> 00:37:44,830 You knew it, I couldn't see it. 593 00:37:45,790 --> 00:37:47,573 You sure you've got the right man? 594 00:37:47,583 --> 00:37:49,168 Of course I am. 595 00:37:54,046 --> 00:37:55,955 I'm-I'm frightened, you see, 596 00:37:55,965 --> 00:38:01,584 I've... never really done anything like this before. 597 00:38:01,594 --> 00:38:06,932 The... pressure, the schedule and all those ruddy words... 598 00:38:09,267 --> 00:38:11,186 I'm here for you, Bill. 599 00:38:13,687 --> 00:38:15,314 Promise? 600 00:38:16,565 --> 00:38:17,899 Every step. 601 00:38:26,989 --> 00:38:28,324 Right... 602 00:38:31,494 --> 00:38:35,778 - I've got to tell the others now. - Time and tide wait for no man, eh? 603 00:38:35,788 --> 00:38:39,750 Time and space, Bill. And they wait for no woman either. 604 00:38:50,175 --> 00:38:51,457 I'm not hindering you. 605 00:38:51,468 --> 00:38:54,001 If you both want to make fools of yourselves, 606 00:38:54,012 --> 00:38:56,211 I suggest you do what you said you'd do. 607 00:38:56,221 --> 00:38:57,837 Go and find a policeman. 608 00:38:57,848 --> 00:39:01,341 Clear three, clear three. 609 00:39:01,351 --> 00:39:03,634 Move to shot two. Tighter on two. 610 00:39:03,644 --> 00:39:05,635 I shall be here when you get back. 611 00:39:05,646 --> 00:39:08,305 I want to see your faces when you try and explain... 612 00:39:08,315 --> 00:39:09,763 Tighter on one. 613 00:39:09,774 --> 00:39:12,474 ..Chesserman... Chesterton. 614 00:39:12,485 --> 00:39:14,601 He got the name wrong. He got the name wrong. 615 00:39:14,612 --> 00:39:16,811 Can we go back? Can we go back? 616 00:39:16,821 --> 00:39:19,104 We've already stopped recording three times. 617 00:39:19,115 --> 00:39:20,981 Only one more edit allowed, son. 618 00:39:20,992 --> 00:39:23,649 Thank you, Mervyn. Four edits in the whole show! 619 00:39:23,660 --> 00:39:26,235 It's so bloody primitive! 620 00:39:26,246 --> 00:39:29,030 Young man speak truth! BBC equipment from Stone Age! 621 00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:32,323 We have no choice, do we? Onwards, Waris. Onwards! 622 00:39:32,334 --> 00:39:33,700 OK, stand by one 623 00:39:33,710 --> 00:39:35,618 Oh, no, Grandfather! No! 624 00:39:35,629 --> 00:39:38,672 Let me through. Get back to the ship, child! 625 00:39:44,302 --> 00:39:47,461 It could be anywhere.... Dear, dear, dear, dear. 626 00:39:47,471 --> 00:39:49,212 It's of no help to us at all. 627 00:39:49,223 --> 00:39:53,974 I suggest before we go outside and explore, let us clean ourselves up. 628 00:39:53,984 --> 00:39:56,687 - Oh, yes. - What does the radiation read, Susan? 629 00:39:58,439 --> 00:40:00,523 It's reading normal, Grandfather. 630 00:40:12,033 --> 00:40:14,023 OK. Good. 631 00:40:14,034 --> 00:40:16,828 I'll tell them we can make the transmission date. 632 00:40:20,622 --> 00:40:22,864 How are the other scripts coming along? 633 00:40:22,875 --> 00:40:25,325 Your Canadian pal is doing us one about Marco Polo. 634 00:40:25,335 --> 00:40:27,368 Terrific! That's more like my brief. 635 00:40:27,379 --> 00:40:29,369 Get the kids hooked on real history. 636 00:40:29,380 --> 00:40:32,456 We're also trying one of Tony Hancock's writers - Terry Nation. 637 00:40:32,466 --> 00:40:33,540 You got a script? 638 00:40:33,550 --> 00:40:35,374 - Yes. It's good. - What's it about? 639 00:40:35,384 --> 00:40:39,010 - Robots. - No, no, no. They're not robots. 640 00:40:39,021 --> 00:40:41,021 Rule one - no robots! 641 00:40:41,098 --> 00:40:44,799 - Rule two... - No bug-eyed monsters! I know. But I promise you they're not. 642 00:40:44,809 --> 00:40:46,425 It's a really interesting story. 643 00:40:46,435 --> 00:40:48,969 Set on a distant planet after a nuclear war... 644 00:40:48,980 --> 00:40:52,138 Okay, okay. Whatever. Send it straight up to me. 645 00:40:52,148 --> 00:40:53,525 Then we'll see. 646 00:41:01,906 --> 00:41:05,649 This time in a few of weeks, episode one will have aired. 647 00:41:05,659 --> 00:41:06,952 Hm. 648 00:41:08,787 --> 00:41:12,612 Brave heart, darling. I think we'll be a smash. 649 00:41:12,623 --> 00:41:15,949 Fingers crossed. We could do with a bit of luck. 650 00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:30,012 "Hideous machine-like creatures... 651 00:41:32,473 --> 00:41:36,465 "A lens on a flexible shaft... 652 00:41:36,476 --> 00:41:41,052 "acts as an eye...? 653 00:41:41,062 --> 00:41:47,682 "You will move ahead of us and follow my directions! 654 00:41:47,693 --> 00:41:51,738 "Ian breaks away and dashes for it... 655 00:41:57,159 --> 00:42:00,026 "Exterminate!" 656 00:42:00,037 --> 00:42:01,913 "Exterminate!" 657 00:42:09,419 --> 00:42:13,203 'It is with deep regret that we announce 658 00:42:13,214 --> 00:42:15,747 'that President Kennedy is dead. 659 00:42:15,757 --> 00:42:19,250 'He was shot down as he was driving in an open car 660 00:42:19,260 --> 00:42:22,378 'through the city of Dallas, Texas. 661 00:42:22,388 --> 00:42:27,882 'The identity of the assassin remains unconfirmed at this time.' 662 00:42:42,029 --> 00:42:44,114 It was very good, Bill. 663 00:42:45,948 --> 00:42:48,190 'And now we return to the news. 664 00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:51,942 'Vice President Lyndon Johnson was yesterday sworn in 665 00:42:51,953 --> 00:42:54,862 'as the 36th President of the United States 666 00:42:54,872 --> 00:42:59,584 'following the assassination of John Fitzgerald Kennedy in Da...' 667 00:43:01,544 --> 00:43:03,630 They'll all be watching the news. 668 00:43:35,154 --> 00:43:38,188 She's way over budget. 669 00:43:38,199 --> 00:43:41,775 No, no - it's more than that. 670 00:43:41,786 --> 00:43:46,654 I'm afraid Miss Lambert doesn't know what she's doing. 671 00:43:46,664 --> 00:43:51,908 First cavemen, now these silly robots. 672 00:43:51,918 --> 00:43:53,951 What are you saying? 673 00:43:53,962 --> 00:43:56,870 That you're not to do any more than these four episodes 674 00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:59,205 you've already got in production. 675 00:43:59,216 --> 00:44:01,958 Kill it, Sydney. 676 00:44:01,968 --> 00:44:03,844 Kill Doctor Who. 677 00:44:07,806 --> 00:44:10,673 In the village where I lived down there... 678 00:44:10,683 --> 00:44:14,259 - Reviews were respectable. - Uh-huh. 679 00:44:14,270 --> 00:44:16,345 Ratings too. Respectable. 680 00:44:16,355 --> 00:44:19,432 - Considering what happened. - Mm. 681 00:44:23,277 --> 00:44:25,362 Sydney wants to see you, Verity. 682 00:44:46,629 --> 00:44:50,455 It's my fault. I promoted you too soon. 683 00:44:50,466 --> 00:44:53,249 I don't much like the way the show's going. 684 00:44:53,260 --> 00:44:55,542 First, goddamn cavemen... 685 00:44:55,553 --> 00:44:59,321 - No choice, the... - And then these... Dayleks. - Daleks. 686 00:44:59,331 --> 00:45:01,239 Exactly what I wanted to avoid. 687 00:45:01,249 --> 00:45:03,498 Cheapjack science fiction trash. 688 00:45:03,509 --> 00:45:04,830 - Have you read the script? - Yes! 689 00:45:04,835 --> 00:45:07,544 - Really? - Well, enough to know garbage when I see it. 690 00:45:07,555 --> 00:45:09,960 - Jesus. Dorloks. - Daleks! 691 00:45:09,995 --> 00:45:11,207 Whatever! Bug-eyed... 692 00:45:11,242 --> 00:45:13,891 They're not bug-eyed monsters! 693 00:45:13,901 --> 00:45:15,958 They used to be like us. 694 00:45:15,969 --> 00:45:18,266 Radiation has made them retreat 695 00:45:18,301 --> 00:45:20,205 inside these impregnable metal shells, 696 00:45:20,240 --> 00:45:23,572 and now they hate everything that isn't like them. 697 00:45:23,607 --> 00:45:25,743 All they know how to do is lash out. 698 00:45:25,778 --> 00:45:27,033 The Doctor and his friends turn up 699 00:45:27,068 --> 00:45:28,508 and try to make them see differently. 700 00:45:28,663 --> 00:45:32,079 To understand other people and make peace. It's good stuff! 701 00:45:32,114 --> 00:45:36,371 It's strong stuff, Sydney, and I really, truly believe in it. 702 00:45:38,045 --> 00:45:42,481 Well, I wanted someone with piss and vinegar. 703 00:45:44,967 --> 00:45:48,271 I think we've got something really special here, Sydney. 704 00:45:49,180 --> 00:45:50,070 A knockout. 705 00:45:50,223 --> 00:45:53,075 We've just got to hold our nerve. 706 00:45:53,975 --> 00:45:55,184 Okay. 707 00:45:56,561 --> 00:45:58,260 Okay. 708 00:45:58,271 --> 00:46:00,429 I'll talk to the high-ups. 709 00:46:09,196 --> 00:46:11,556 - And I want a repeat. - What? 710 00:46:11,656 --> 00:46:15,063 On Saturday. Repeat episode one before episode two. 711 00:46:15,098 --> 00:46:19,277 - No-one was watching because of the assassination. - Oh, I see! 712 00:46:19,288 --> 00:46:20,986 This is Kennedy's fault? 713 00:46:20,997 --> 00:46:23,520 We deserve a fair crack of the whip, Sydney. 714 00:46:24,917 --> 00:46:28,671 You'd better be right about these... Daleks. 715 00:46:30,196 --> 00:46:32,705 Let me be very clear, young lady. 716 00:46:32,715 --> 00:46:35,008 Your neck's on the block. 717 00:46:44,624 --> 00:46:48,269 Come on, get a move on. It's like a rabbit hutch in here. 718 00:46:51,396 --> 00:46:53,690 OK, are you nice and snug? 719 00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:01,697 What the hell's that? 720 00:47:04,740 --> 00:47:06,036 Monster for the next story. 721 00:47:07,377 --> 00:47:11,537 - What, a sink plunger and an egg whisk? - Oh, well. 722 00:47:11,572 --> 00:47:12,597 If they can't take over the universe, 723 00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:14,642 might be able whip up a decent omelet. 724 00:47:24,173 --> 00:47:28,975 Roll to record in 15, 14... 725 00:47:29,010 --> 00:47:30,485 Quiet, please, everyone. 726 00:47:30,495 --> 00:47:34,813 Ten, nine, eight, seven, 727 00:47:34,823 --> 00:47:38,591 six, five, four... 728 00:47:38,602 --> 00:47:40,175 Action! 729 00:47:43,522 --> 00:47:48,182 You will move ahead of us and follow my directions. 730 00:47:48,192 --> 00:47:51,101 - 'On two.' - Immediately! 731 00:47:51,111 --> 00:47:52,686 'Tighter on one.' 732 00:47:52,696 --> 00:47:54,697 No, tighter! 733 00:47:56,449 --> 00:47:57,992 Stand by, one. 734 00:48:00,161 --> 00:48:01,859 'On one. 735 00:48:01,870 --> 00:48:03,121 'Near three. 736 00:48:05,623 --> 00:48:07,125 'Stand by, two. 737 00:48:08,583 --> 00:48:11,492 - 'Two.' - I said immediately! 738 00:48:11,503 --> 00:48:13,546 Fire! 739 00:48:16,131 --> 00:48:18,123 - My legs! - On two. 740 00:48:18,133 --> 00:48:21,209 - My legs! - Your legs are paralysed. 741 00:48:21,219 --> 00:48:28,840 You will recover shortly unless you force us to use our weapons again. 742 00:48:28,850 --> 00:48:35,105 Well, everyone, meet the Daleks. Gosh, they're creepy, aren't they? 743 00:48:36,856 --> 00:48:38,889 They're actually really creepy. 744 00:48:48,366 --> 00:48:51,190 Michael! Dennis! 745 00:48:51,201 --> 00:48:53,651 Your tea's getting cold. 746 00:48:53,662 --> 00:48:56,988 And that thing you wanted to watch, it's on! 747 00:49:02,595 --> 00:49:07,329 Why? Because we weren't aware of it until it was too late, that's why. 748 00:49:07,339 --> 00:49:10,415 The truth is that your supply of drugs has failed 749 00:49:10,425 --> 00:49:14,126 and you came into the city to see if you could find more. 750 00:49:14,136 --> 00:49:16,587 Thals? What are you talking about? 751 00:49:16,597 --> 00:49:19,381 We're not Thals, or whatever you may call them. 752 00:49:19,391 --> 00:49:20,840 Can't you see we're very ill? 753 00:49:20,850 --> 00:49:26,928 - You and your companions need a drug to stay alive. - We have no gloves. 754 00:49:26,938 --> 00:49:28,137 Drugs. 755 00:49:28,148 --> 00:49:30,483 You said "gloves". Eh? 756 00:49:31,943 --> 00:49:35,643 Yes, yes. I... I did. 757 00:49:35,654 --> 00:49:40,867 Because the Daleks are nasty and you need special gloves to touch them. 758 00:49:42,451 --> 00:49:44,776 Y-y-yes. 759 00:49:44,786 --> 00:49:49,415 Yes. You know things like that because you're Doctor Who. 760 00:49:51,083 --> 00:49:52,793 That's... that's right. 761 00:50:02,134 --> 00:50:07,211 Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate! 762 00:50:07,221 --> 00:50:11,088 Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate! 763 00:50:11,099 --> 00:50:13,260 You will be my prisoner! 764 00:50:13,635 --> 00:50:17,427 You won't believe what I saw on the bus this morning. It's... thrilling. 765 00:50:17,437 --> 00:50:19,314 Sydney wants you, Verity. 766 00:50:50,172 --> 00:50:52,925 Ten million viewers for your bug-eyed monsters. 767 00:50:56,344 --> 00:50:58,221 Ten million. 768 00:51:01,139 --> 00:51:03,297 So... 769 00:51:03,308 --> 00:51:05,101 What do I know about anything? 770 00:51:08,312 --> 00:51:09,688 Well done, kid. 771 00:51:26,619 --> 00:51:30,778 A bus? What were you doing on a bus? 772 00:51:30,788 --> 00:51:33,197 Getting in touch with our audience. 773 00:51:33,207 --> 00:51:37,366 Our great, big, fat, enormous bloody audience. 774 00:51:40,004 --> 00:51:42,079 Whoo-hoo! 775 00:51:51,263 --> 00:51:53,379 ♪ Walking back to happiness 776 00:51:53,390 --> 00:51:55,798 ♪ Woopah, oh, yeah-yeah 777 00:51:55,809 --> 00:51:58,008 ♪ Said goodbye to loneliness... ♪ 778 00:51:58,018 --> 00:52:01,636 Quickly, child! We're running out of time! Check the fornicator! 779 00:52:01,647 --> 00:52:03,388 Fault locator. 780 00:52:04,524 --> 00:52:07,933 OK, I think we'd better hold it there, please. 781 00:52:07,943 --> 00:52:09,903 First positions again. 782 00:52:14,824 --> 00:52:18,817 Verity. Verity! Look at this. 783 00:52:18,828 --> 00:52:21,193 Just look at this. 784 00:52:21,204 --> 00:52:22,653 General De Gaulle. 785 00:52:22,664 --> 00:52:24,263 "DeGaullek"! 786 00:52:24,274 --> 00:52:27,125 - That's wonderful! - "No! No! No!" 787 00:52:29,169 --> 00:52:33,102 We've really got something here. They love us. 788 00:52:37,801 --> 00:52:42,252 - Lovely stuff, this, you know. - Shame it's not in colour. 789 00:52:42,262 --> 00:52:44,796 Come on, how much have I won? 790 00:52:44,807 --> 00:52:46,423 Ah... 791 00:52:46,433 --> 00:52:51,134 35 elephants, 4,000 white stallions, 25 tigers... 792 00:52:51,145 --> 00:52:53,345 And ten bob, you old devil. 793 00:52:53,355 --> 00:52:56,555 Right, make-up are nearly done with Kublai Khan's digits, 794 00:52:56,566 --> 00:52:59,183 - so we'd best press on. - What do you think? 795 00:53:00,611 --> 00:53:02,427 - Wow. - Very swish. 796 00:53:02,437 --> 00:53:06,188 - Do you like it? - Gorgeous, Carol. I wonder if they'll let me buy it. 797 00:53:06,199 --> 00:53:09,535 - It'll turn a few heads on the Kings Road. - Oh, God. 798 00:53:10,994 --> 00:53:14,403 - Something the matter, Bill? - You should be more careful, sweetheart, 799 00:53:14,414 --> 00:53:16,614 throwing your money around like that. 800 00:53:16,624 --> 00:53:19,065 It's an insecure profession, you know. 801 00:53:19,076 --> 00:53:23,019 - We should all bear that in mind. - Fancy anything at Newmarket, Bill? 802 00:53:23,054 --> 00:53:24,679 You know what I mean. I'm just saying. 803 00:53:25,381 --> 00:53:27,524 Splashing out on new togs all the time, 804 00:53:27,559 --> 00:53:28,920 you don't know you're bloody born! 805 00:53:28,940 --> 00:53:32,141 I'm not a child. I'll spend it how I like. 806 00:53:37,391 --> 00:53:39,423 You're right, of course, Bill. 807 00:53:39,434 --> 00:53:41,542 None of us knows how long this is going to last. 808 00:53:42,478 --> 00:53:43,907 No-one's irreplaceable. 809 00:54:04,463 --> 00:54:08,990 - Who told you that? - Everyone mentions it. So, you didn't go to RADA? 810 00:54:09,025 --> 00:54:13,410 - Roedean, darling. - Eh? - The girls' school. 811 00:54:13,587 --> 00:54:15,452 Must have been a typo on my CV. 812 00:54:15,463 --> 00:54:17,173 I've not got the heart to tell Sydney. 813 00:54:17,423 --> 00:54:19,513 Bill, thank you so much for the flowers. 814 00:54:21,301 --> 00:54:22,723 Sorry to see you go, son. 815 00:54:22,927 --> 00:54:27,443 - So, what's next for you? - I've been offered A Passage To India. - One-way? 816 00:54:28,015 --> 00:54:31,542 - Bill, I hope you never change. - Bill, Bill, come on. 817 00:54:31,768 --> 00:54:35,396 - Quiet, please, everybody. - Oh, yes. - Bit of hush, ladies and gents. 818 00:54:37,606 --> 00:54:43,017 - Sure you won't stay? Do some more with us? - Pastures new. 819 00:54:43,027 --> 00:54:45,254 It's been a bloody blast, Verity. 820 00:54:45,404 --> 00:54:48,894 Couldn't have done it without you, darling. Shoulder-to-shoulder. 821 00:54:59,665 --> 00:55:03,341 I saw you interfering with some dials only last night, 822 00:55:03,376 --> 00:55:06,486 so I've decided to show you all the things that you mustn't touch 823 00:55:06,521 --> 00:55:07,885 under any circumstances. 824 00:55:10,800 --> 00:55:15,960 Exterminate, exterminate! 825 00:55:15,970 --> 00:55:18,347 What the bloody hell?! 826 00:55:21,391 --> 00:55:24,144 Hello, my darling. 827 00:55:26,271 --> 00:55:27,854 What do you think? 828 00:55:30,065 --> 00:55:31,889 "Thrills galore. 829 00:55:31,900 --> 00:55:39,604 "Full-size, real-life Dalek playsuit from the BBC TV series Doctor Who." 830 00:55:39,614 --> 00:55:43,398 Strike a light! "Only 66 shillings and sixpence." 831 00:55:45,828 --> 00:55:48,944 And we have these. Goodness! 832 00:55:48,955 --> 00:55:51,363 Man and boy, I've been at this lark. 833 00:55:51,374 --> 00:55:54,210 But I've never known anything like it. 834 00:55:55,418 --> 00:55:56,502 Incredible. 835 00:56:00,214 --> 00:56:02,257 No-one's irreplaceable, eh? 836 00:56:03,925 --> 00:56:06,500 So much for softly-softly. 837 00:56:06,511 --> 00:56:09,055 At this rate, you'll be running the place. 838 00:56:14,601 --> 00:56:17,978 - "Dear Uncle Who." - Uncle Who! 839 00:56:19,688 --> 00:56:22,263 "I've got my... 840 00:56:22,274 --> 00:56:26,767 "physics O-level coming up and I need your help." 841 00:56:26,777 --> 00:56:30,103 I don't know why they think I can help them. 842 00:56:30,114 --> 00:56:31,697 It's all gobbledygook to me. 843 00:56:34,033 --> 00:56:35,201 Please. 844 00:56:36,619 --> 00:56:39,829 Doctor Who, can I please have your autograph? 845 00:56:41,664 --> 00:56:43,614 Now, then, what's this? 846 00:56:43,624 --> 00:56:47,992 - An autograph? - Teacher said it would be all right. 847 00:56:48,002 --> 00:56:52,465 - Well, that must make you a very special little boy, um... - Alan. 848 00:57:02,097 --> 00:57:04,130 Thank you. 849 00:57:04,141 --> 00:57:08,018 Please, Doctor? 850 00:57:09,436 --> 00:57:13,722 Yes, what is it, um... What is it, Alan? 851 00:57:13,732 --> 00:57:18,183 - Please, when are them Daleks coming back? - Daleks? 852 00:57:18,194 --> 00:57:22,780 - They're taking over the ruddy world. - It's what they do best, isn't it? 853 00:57:23,823 --> 00:57:25,981 Oh! 854 00:57:25,992 --> 00:57:28,660 Wow! Oh, wow! 855 00:57:30,537 --> 00:57:31,996 Goodness me! 856 00:57:33,790 --> 00:57:39,461 Come along, come along. Keep up! We must all get back to the TARDIS. 857 00:57:42,130 --> 00:57:43,703 What's this? What's this? 858 00:57:43,714 --> 00:57:45,872 Look out! What?! Look out! Run, run! 859 00:57:45,883 --> 00:57:49,959 Exterminate! Exterminate! 860 00:57:56,266 --> 00:57:57,934 Take three. 861 00:58:19,618 --> 00:58:21,067 Cut! 862 00:58:21,078 --> 00:58:25,363 Cut! Right, one more, please. Quick as you can. 863 00:58:25,373 --> 00:58:28,490 Len, you were nearly off the kerb. 864 00:58:28,500 --> 00:58:31,451 Why is it we always seem to have to go again because of you? 865 00:58:31,461 --> 00:58:33,702 I need a wee, don't I? You try being in here. 866 00:58:33,712 --> 00:58:37,539 Reset, let's go again! It's not my fault! 867 00:58:37,549 --> 00:58:40,874 Bill. Bill, I thought I might try something 868 00:58:40,885 --> 00:58:43,335 when I'm carrying you down the ramp. What? 869 00:58:43,346 --> 00:58:46,421 I thought maybe I just throw a look towards you, 870 00:58:46,432 --> 00:58:48,714 showing the Roboman's inner turmoil. 871 00:58:48,725 --> 00:58:50,758 You know, I was a man once 872 00:58:50,768 --> 00:58:53,927 sort of thing, before the Daleks made me like this. 873 00:58:53,938 --> 00:58:55,136 What do you think? 874 00:58:55,146 --> 00:58:58,097 - Don't be so bloody ridiculous. - It was just a suggestion. 875 00:58:58,108 --> 00:59:00,516 Yes, well, stow it. 876 00:59:00,526 --> 00:59:02,944 - What's up with you? - Mind your own business. 877 00:59:04,362 --> 00:59:05,780 Oi, Len! Over here! 878 00:59:08,783 --> 00:59:12,859 - It's not too late, you know. - No, I've made up my mind. 879 00:59:12,869 --> 00:59:17,112 - They can rewrite this stuff in a shot. - It's time to move on, Bill. 880 00:59:17,123 --> 00:59:20,699 - There's lots of other things I want to do. - Well, of course. 881 00:59:20,709 --> 00:59:24,368 And there's more to life than just screaming at nasty monsters. 882 00:59:24,378 --> 00:59:26,213 That's no way to talk about me. 883 00:59:36,639 --> 00:59:40,183 One day, I shall come back. 884 00:59:41,476 --> 00:59:43,603 Yes, I shall come back. 885 00:59:46,063 --> 00:59:52,776 Until then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. 886 00:59:54,111 --> 00:59:59,439 Just go forward in all your beliefs and prove to me 887 00:59:59,448 --> 01:00:02,034 that I am not mistaken in mine. 888 01:00:05,287 --> 01:00:06,829 Goodbye, Susan. 889 01:00:09,749 --> 01:00:11,083 Goodbye, my dear. 890 01:00:24,969 --> 01:00:27,764 That's lovely, Bill. Really lovely. 891 01:00:33,810 --> 01:00:35,769 Doesn't like farewells, does he? 892 01:00:42,526 --> 01:00:45,611 Just stepping off for a minute, Waris. 893 01:00:59,205 --> 01:01:01,791 Waris? He's been doing that a lot lately. 894 01:01:13,967 --> 01:01:17,001 That's it. Look over towards Bill, Maureen. 895 01:01:17,012 --> 01:01:19,794 That's it. Smile over here, please. Big smile! 896 01:01:19,805 --> 01:01:22,088 Cheers! 897 01:01:22,099 --> 01:01:24,174 Cheers! 898 01:01:24,184 --> 01:01:28,145 One more. One more! Just look at Bill. 899 01:01:36,694 --> 01:01:39,519 You look all-in. 900 01:01:39,530 --> 01:01:41,145 Mm. 901 01:01:41,155 --> 01:01:43,689 Come on, love. Why don't you get your head down? 902 01:01:43,699 --> 01:01:45,899 We can go through this in the morning. 903 01:01:45,910 --> 01:01:47,692 No, no. Got to get 'em in. 904 01:01:47,702 --> 01:01:49,662 Got to. 905 01:01:54,375 --> 01:01:57,992 Maybe it's time you thought about moving on, love. 906 01:01:58,003 --> 01:01:59,452 Moving on? 907 01:01:59,462 --> 01:02:01,745 You're shattered all the time. 908 01:02:01,755 --> 01:02:05,665 I can't! Even if I wanted to. They're all relying on me. 909 01:02:05,676 --> 01:02:10,627 Hundreds of people, aren't they? And all those kiddies out there. 910 01:02:10,638 --> 01:02:18,638 You can't have Doctor Who without Doctor Who, can you? Come on. 911 01:02:23,107 --> 01:02:26,734 Vortis? What galaxy is that in? 912 01:02:30,570 --> 01:02:32,770 It's the Isop Galaxy. 913 01:02:32,781 --> 01:02:36,190 The Isop Galaxy, Chesterton. 914 01:02:36,200 --> 01:02:41,580 It's many... Many. ..many... light years... Away... away. 915 01:03:01,470 --> 01:03:06,672 'He is becoming delirious. I do not understand his words.' 916 01:03:06,683 --> 01:03:11,896 'He is becoming delirious. I do not understand his words.' 917 01:03:14,981 --> 01:03:20,226 Bill mustn't know I've spoken to you. He'd play merry hell. 918 01:03:20,236 --> 01:03:21,987 What's the matter? 919 01:03:24,406 --> 01:03:26,241 Our GP rang. 920 01:03:27,367 --> 01:03:29,524 Bill's not very well. 921 01:03:29,535 --> 01:03:33,570 Oh, dear. Nothing serious? 922 01:03:33,580 --> 01:03:38,156 Not in the short-term. It's, um... 923 01:03:38,167 --> 01:03:41,920 er... arteriosclerosis. 924 01:03:44,130 --> 01:03:48,832 It's a hardening of the arteries. 925 01:03:48,842 --> 01:03:51,135 I see. 926 01:03:57,349 --> 01:04:02,385 He smokes too much. Drinks too much. 927 01:04:02,395 --> 01:04:07,221 And these days, the only exercise he gets is walking the dog. 928 01:04:07,232 --> 01:04:11,485 That, plus doing Doctor Who virtually all year... 929 01:04:12,736 --> 01:04:14,811 Do you think he should stop? 930 01:04:14,821 --> 01:04:19,898 No. No, he couldn't bear that. He loves the programme. 931 01:04:19,909 --> 01:04:23,860 He's so proud of it. And all of you. You should hear him. 932 01:04:23,871 --> 01:04:25,778 But if there's anything you can do 933 01:04:25,788 --> 01:04:28,322 to lift the burden from his shoulders, 934 01:04:28,332 --> 01:04:30,626 you know, let him slow down a little. 935 01:04:33,753 --> 01:04:39,592 Well... I'll have a quiet word with my successor. 936 01:04:41,468 --> 01:04:43,052 Oh. 937 01:04:45,179 --> 01:04:47,389 Oh. I see. 938 01:04:56,230 --> 01:04:59,430 Vortis? What galaxy is that in? 939 01:04:59,441 --> 01:05:03,600 The Isop Galaxy, Chesterfield. Chesterton! 940 01:05:03,611 --> 01:05:08,313 Many, many light earths... light years... 941 01:05:08,323 --> 01:05:09,991 from us. 942 01:05:11,909 --> 01:05:17,445 From... from Earth. And yet the... Vortis... 943 01:05:17,455 --> 01:05:19,749 Vortis planet hasn't a moon. 944 01:05:22,835 --> 01:05:25,795 Hm? Eh? 945 01:05:28,506 --> 01:05:30,705 Right, hold it there, please! 946 01:05:30,715 --> 01:05:34,876 All this stuff, I can do it with a look. 947 01:05:34,886 --> 01:05:37,794 Bill, I really think we should stick with what's on the page. 948 01:05:37,805 --> 01:05:41,214 Verity. I can do all this with a look, you know. 949 01:05:41,224 --> 01:05:43,424 I don't need all these lines. 950 01:05:43,435 --> 01:05:45,926 It's like ruddy King Lear! 951 01:05:45,936 --> 01:05:48,678 I remember Lindsay Anderson saying the same thing about me 952 01:05:48,689 --> 01:05:50,055 on Sporting Life. 953 01:05:50,065 --> 01:05:53,098 He just ripped a couple of pages out of the script. 954 01:05:53,109 --> 01:05:55,976 "Bill can do all this with a gesture," you see. 955 01:05:55,986 --> 01:05:58,656 "A raised eyebrow." Do you see what I mean? 956 01:06:01,491 --> 01:06:03,367 Of course. 957 01:06:05,411 --> 01:06:07,568 Bless you. 958 01:06:07,579 --> 01:06:10,946 Actually, I'm glad to have the chance to talk to you, Bill... 959 01:06:10,957 --> 01:06:13,573 You're my rock, Verity. Oh... You know that. My rock. 960 01:06:13,583 --> 01:06:15,241 I don't know about that... 961 01:06:15,252 --> 01:06:18,703 Since that day you first started telling me about Doctor Who, 962 01:06:18,713 --> 01:06:20,037 I've been spellbound. 963 01:06:20,048 --> 01:06:24,666 Spellbound! But look at us now, eh? Just look at us! 964 01:06:24,676 --> 01:06:26,928 Our arses are in butter! 965 01:06:29,263 --> 01:06:31,724 What did you want to tell me? 966 01:06:34,351 --> 01:06:38,385 ..Which, of course, was her way of saying take a hike! 967 01:06:38,395 --> 01:06:41,471 So, I am justifiably proud of myself. 968 01:06:41,482 --> 01:06:44,390 I can spot talent light years away. 969 01:06:44,400 --> 01:06:47,476 Ladies and gentlemen, Verity. 970 01:06:47,486 --> 01:06:50,561 Best goddamn appointment I've ever made. 971 01:06:53,032 --> 01:06:54,607 Verity! 972 01:06:54,617 --> 01:06:57,567 ♪ For she's a jolly good fellow 973 01:06:57,577 --> 01:06:59,652 ♪ For she's a jolly good fellow 974 01:06:59,663 --> 01:07:02,655 ♪ For she's a jolly good fellow 975 01:07:02,665 --> 01:07:05,115 ♪ And so say all of us! 976 01:07:05,125 --> 01:07:07,492 ♪ And so say all of us! 977 01:07:07,502 --> 01:07:09,994 ♪ And so say all of us! 978 01:07:10,005 --> 01:07:12,454 ♪ For she's a jolly good fellow 979 01:07:12,464 --> 01:07:14,664 ♪ For she's a jolly good fellow 980 01:07:14,675 --> 01:07:18,042 ♪ For she's a jolly good fellow 981 01:07:18,052 --> 01:07:20,513 ♪ And so say all of us. ♪ 982 01:07:28,102 --> 01:07:30,427 Not joining us? 983 01:07:30,438 --> 01:07:33,523 Perhaps in a minute. 984 01:07:50,454 --> 01:07:53,946 Bill, I wanted to say thank you. 985 01:07:53,956 --> 01:07:57,157 For everything you've done. 986 01:07:57,167 --> 01:08:00,952 - I'm in demand and it's all down to you. - Oh, nonsense. 987 01:08:00,963 --> 01:08:04,163 In no small measure, Bill. Doctor Who has made me. 988 01:08:04,173 --> 01:08:06,164 But why does it have to change? 989 01:08:06,175 --> 01:08:10,636 Why do things always have to change? Why can't we just go on as we are? 990 01:08:15,307 --> 01:08:16,850 Life. 991 01:08:21,437 --> 01:08:25,013 What about you? Not ready for a rest? 992 01:08:25,023 --> 01:08:28,015 Me? No. No. Not a bit. 993 01:08:28,026 --> 01:08:30,819 This old body of mine is good for a few years yet! 994 01:08:33,196 --> 01:08:36,491 I'm going to miss all this. 995 01:08:41,787 --> 01:08:44,695 You've got, erm... 996 01:08:44,705 --> 01:08:46,238 Oh. 997 01:08:46,248 --> 01:08:47,500 Let me. 998 01:08:58,050 --> 01:09:00,468 What am I going to do without you? 999 01:09:18,233 --> 01:09:19,818 Till we meet again. 1000 01:09:47,215 --> 01:09:48,955 That's it. Everybody ready? 1001 01:09:48,965 --> 01:09:52,959 Smile! Mr Purves... Jackie... Look at each other. 1002 01:09:52,969 --> 01:09:56,753 That's it. Lovely! Peter, give us a smile. Lovely. 1003 01:09:56,763 --> 01:09:59,339 All right, when you're ready, Bill. 1004 01:09:59,349 --> 01:10:02,383 Mr Hartnell to you, sonny. 1005 01:10:02,394 --> 01:10:03,967 Sorry. 1006 01:10:03,978 --> 01:10:06,928 You might call me by my first name if we get to know each other better. 1007 01:10:06,939 --> 01:10:10,650 If you... if you last on my show, that is. 1008 01:10:12,234 --> 01:10:15,185 Can we go from the top of the scene, Mr Hartnell? 1009 01:10:15,196 --> 01:10:17,937 You make the TV screen come on. The scanner. 1010 01:10:17,947 --> 01:10:19,271 Scanner, right. 1011 01:10:19,282 --> 01:10:22,858 And then you flick the switch and the doors open. 1012 01:10:22,868 --> 01:10:25,568 - No, no. Can't do that. - Beg pardon? 1013 01:10:25,578 --> 01:10:28,404 I'd have to move round to the other side. 1014 01:10:28,414 --> 01:10:30,739 That's where the door switch is. 1015 01:10:30,750 --> 01:10:34,033 - Does it matter? - Of course it matters! 1016 01:10:34,044 --> 01:10:37,870 All right. We'll work around it. You move where you like... 1017 01:10:37,881 --> 01:10:40,288 - Mr Hartnell. - Thank you. I will. 1018 01:10:40,299 --> 01:10:42,676 Okay. Top of the scene, then. 1019 01:10:45,512 --> 01:10:49,296 The glass cylinder should be going up and down. 1020 01:10:49,306 --> 01:10:53,393 - The ship is in flight. - Right. Yes. Sorry. 1021 01:10:58,981 --> 01:11:02,108 - Well? - Sorry. Be right with you. 1022 01:11:11,449 --> 01:11:13,524 Anybody know how to make it go? 1023 01:11:13,534 --> 01:11:17,068 For Christ's sake! Doesn't anyone know how to do anything? 1024 01:11:17,078 --> 01:11:20,915 Out you go, out, out. I'll sort it myself. 1025 01:11:35,385 --> 01:11:38,544 Red light, and bell. 1026 01:11:38,554 --> 01:11:41,088 Roll to record. 1027 01:11:41,098 --> 01:11:44,632 In 15, 14... 1028 01:11:44,642 --> 01:11:47,635 Quiet, please, everyone. 1029 01:11:47,645 --> 01:11:51,189 OK, everyone ready? Ready now. 1030 01:11:52,524 --> 01:11:54,765 There's a... Ten... 1031 01:11:54,776 --> 01:11:57,434 ..a lot of people dancing about in my eyeline. 1032 01:11:57,445 --> 01:12:02,240 It's very off-putting. Do you mind? Thank you... five, four... 1033 01:12:06,618 --> 01:12:10,497 Now... they've all gone. 1034 01:12:12,582 --> 01:12:13,666 All gone. 1035 01:12:16,752 --> 01:12:22,715 None of them ever understood. Not even young Susan, or... 1036 01:12:31,681 --> 01:12:33,849 ..or V-V-Vicki. 1037 01:12:36,309 --> 01:12:41,761 And then there's Barbara and Chatterton... 1038 01:12:41,771 --> 01:12:43,513 Ch-Ch-Chesterton! 1039 01:12:43,523 --> 01:12:45,233 Oh, God. 1040 01:12:48,153 --> 01:12:51,697 Perhaps I should go back to my own time. 1041 01:12:53,448 --> 01:12:55,033 To my own planet. 1042 01:12:57,826 --> 01:12:58,994 But I... 1043 01:13:00,787 --> 01:13:02,164 I can't... 1044 01:13:04,457 --> 01:13:05,958 I can't... 1045 01:13:09,294 --> 01:13:10,993 Is everything okay? 1046 01:13:11,003 --> 01:13:13,798 I, er... I can't... 1047 01:13:14,882 --> 01:13:16,540 Are you all right? 1048 01:13:16,550 --> 01:13:18,092 I... 1049 01:13:19,886 --> 01:13:21,554 I can't... 1050 01:13:27,642 --> 01:13:30,270 Mr Hartnell? I, er... 1051 01:13:32,604 --> 01:13:34,773 Mr Hartnell? 1052 01:13:50,536 --> 01:13:55,654 Anneke! Anneke, turn to me, love. Turn to me. Thanks, love. 1053 01:13:55,665 --> 01:13:58,365 I could get used to this. How about you? 1054 01:13:58,376 --> 01:14:02,368 As you can see... Yeah, yeah, I hear you. 1055 01:14:02,378 --> 01:14:06,497 It can't go on. He's become so difficult to work with. 1056 01:14:06,507 --> 01:14:08,466 And his lines... I hear you! 1057 01:14:10,385 --> 01:14:12,877 The poor man's worn out. 1058 01:14:12,887 --> 01:14:16,181 Shame. Goddamn shame. 1059 01:14:18,392 --> 01:14:21,978 - So, that's that, I suppose. - What do you mean? 1060 01:14:23,395 --> 01:14:27,024 Well, we can't have Doctor Who without Doctor Who, can we? 1061 01:14:42,161 --> 01:14:44,621 Pop, pop, pop. 1062 01:14:49,542 --> 01:14:54,243 - Sampa! Sampa! Sampa! - Oh, hello there. 1063 01:14:54,254 --> 01:14:57,121 Where are you going to take the TARDIS next, Sampa? 1064 01:14:57,131 --> 01:14:58,955 Oh, I don't know, darling. 1065 01:14:58,966 --> 01:15:01,958 Miss says you should go back in time and see Oliver Cromwell 1066 01:15:01,968 --> 01:15:04,252 and tell him not to be so horrible. 1067 01:15:04,262 --> 01:15:05,794 Yes, maybe I should. 1068 01:15:05,804 --> 01:15:08,964 But I want the butterfly men to come back! They were pretty. 1069 01:15:08,974 --> 01:15:11,216 We did them at school and I was a Zarbi. 1070 01:15:11,226 --> 01:15:14,218 Listen, Judi... They could have a big fight with the Daleks 1071 01:15:14,228 --> 01:15:17,554 and you could fly on their backs with a bow and arrow. 1072 01:15:17,564 --> 01:15:18,722 Listen, darling. 1073 01:15:18,732 --> 01:15:22,057 You mustn't expect too much from your old grandfather, you know. 1074 01:15:22,068 --> 01:15:24,643 I get very tired these days and, er... 1075 01:15:24,654 --> 01:15:28,562 Graham Potter says the TARDIS will run out of petrol soon. 1076 01:15:28,573 --> 01:15:32,733 I need to take things a bit easier. But I told him he was stupid. 1077 01:15:32,743 --> 01:15:36,486 The TARDIS will go on and on for ever because it's special and magic. 1078 01:15:36,496 --> 01:15:38,988 - Like my Sampa. - Well, I... 1079 01:15:38,998 --> 01:15:42,376 My Sampa's Doctor Who and he can do anything. 1080 01:15:51,383 --> 01:15:54,417 I hope you don't think it presumptuous of me 1081 01:15:54,428 --> 01:15:56,543 to ask for this meeting, Sydney... 1082 01:15:56,554 --> 01:15:58,795 Presumptuous? Hell, no, Bill. 1083 01:15:58,806 --> 01:16:03,768 - I was going to ask you to come in, as it happens. - Oh, yes? 1084 01:16:05,019 --> 01:16:09,231 Yeah. Yeah. Things... 1085 01:16:10,690 --> 01:16:13,401 Things can't go on the way they are. 1086 01:16:17,237 --> 01:16:19,729 Exactly! Exactly, Sydney! 1087 01:16:19,739 --> 01:16:23,910 I'm committed to Doctor Who, 100% committed, but... 1088 01:16:26,370 --> 01:16:27,819 ..well, I need more time off. 1089 01:16:27,829 --> 01:16:31,613 Bloody schedule would kill a man half my age. 1090 01:16:31,624 --> 01:16:33,657 A-ha. All those lines they give me. 1091 01:16:33,667 --> 01:16:36,743 The kiddies don't want to hear all that waffle. 1092 01:16:36,753 --> 01:16:41,330 But perhaps it would be best if the writers just... 1093 01:16:41,340 --> 01:16:46,542 sort of sketched in the story and left me to make up the rest. 1094 01:16:46,552 --> 01:16:49,670 No, no. That's probably a step too far. 1095 01:16:49,680 --> 01:16:54,632 But you take my meaning. I'm the star of the show. 1096 01:16:54,642 --> 01:16:55,883 I'm the Doctor. 1097 01:16:55,893 --> 01:16:59,553 And, er, if we're to continue, you have to take account of that. 1098 01:16:59,564 --> 01:17:00,970 Proper account. 1099 01:17:00,981 --> 01:17:04,807 We've got great plans for Doctor Who, Bill, believe you me. 1100 01:17:04,818 --> 01:17:06,517 Great plans. Well, I'm, er... 1101 01:17:06,528 --> 01:17:09,269 We're 100% committed too. Very glad to hear it. 1102 01:17:09,279 --> 01:17:11,854 But we're looking at ways of refreshing it. 1103 01:17:11,865 --> 01:17:14,065 Um... regenerating it. 1104 01:17:14,075 --> 01:17:17,984 Well, yes. Quite right. Spice things up a bit. Bill... 1105 01:17:17,995 --> 01:17:20,904 I'm glad we're on the same wavelength anyway. 1106 01:17:20,914 --> 01:17:25,334 Ah, hell, Bill, there's no easy way of saying this. Um... 1107 01:17:27,544 --> 01:17:30,035 We want Doctor Who to go on. 1108 01:17:30,046 --> 01:17:31,589 Yes. 1109 01:17:33,132 --> 01:17:34,967 But not with you. 1110 01:17:39,554 --> 01:17:43,557 Like you said, things have got to change. 1111 01:17:49,562 --> 01:17:50,687 I see. 1112 01:17:57,860 --> 01:18:02,562 Who... who have you got in mind? 1113 01:18:02,573 --> 01:18:05,105 You're a hard act to follow, Bill. 1114 01:18:05,116 --> 01:18:08,734 No need for soft soap, Sydney. You know me better. 1115 01:18:08,744 --> 01:18:10,120 Who? 1116 01:18:20,295 --> 01:18:21,827 You approve? 1117 01:18:21,838 --> 01:18:27,457 Oh, yes, yes, quite. Patrick Troughton. 1118 01:18:27,467 --> 01:18:29,803 Excellent choice. 1119 01:18:33,972 --> 01:18:35,724 I'm so sorry, Bill. 1120 01:18:41,020 --> 01:18:48,307 "Fortune, good night, smile once more, turn thy wheel." 1121 01:18:48,317 --> 01:18:49,401 Huh? 1122 01:18:50,653 --> 01:18:55,437 King Lear. I did it once. Carried a spear. 1123 01:18:55,448 --> 01:18:57,200 Long time ago. 1124 01:18:58,909 --> 01:19:02,495 Long, long time ago. 1125 01:19:26,849 --> 01:19:28,767 Everything all right, sir? 1126 01:19:30,477 --> 01:19:32,186 Are you okay? 1127 01:19:33,646 --> 01:19:36,847 You need to move along now, sir. 1128 01:19:36,857 --> 01:19:40,474 Sir? 1129 01:19:40,484 --> 01:19:41,861 You're in the way. 1130 01:19:43,946 --> 01:19:47,605 I'm sorry, sir, but... 'Ere, aren't you...? 1131 01:19:47,615 --> 01:19:51,033 I'm, er, sorry, very sorry, officer. 1132 01:19:51,143 --> 01:19:53,568 - You're him, aren't you? - Very sorry, officer. 1133 01:19:53,578 --> 01:19:55,163 You're Doctor Who. 1134 01:19:57,457 --> 01:20:01,918 Wait till I tell the kids. They bloomin' love you! 1135 01:20:17,097 --> 01:20:21,299 Well, it's, er, been agreed by, um... 1136 01:20:21,310 --> 01:20:26,564 by mutual consent that I should, er... pack it in. 1137 01:20:29,065 --> 01:20:30,765 Er... 1138 01:20:30,775 --> 01:20:33,444 Oh, right. Give it up. 1139 01:20:36,988 --> 01:20:38,365 I see. 1140 01:20:48,748 --> 01:20:54,795 Well... I think it's for the best, love. Truly, I do. 1141 01:20:56,713 --> 01:20:59,955 You can't go on like this. 1142 01:20:59,965 --> 01:21:04,583 And I've made my mark. Shown everyone I can do it. 1143 01:21:04,594 --> 01:21:09,254 I'm sure it'll lead to lots more interesting stuff, hm? 1144 01:21:09,265 --> 01:21:10,850 Yes. 1145 01:21:22,233 --> 01:21:25,111 Well, I'll make us a nice cup of tea. 1146 01:21:27,738 --> 01:21:30,198 I...I... 1147 01:21:32,033 --> 01:21:33,992 I don't want to go. 1148 01:21:37,788 --> 01:21:41,582 I...I don't want to go. 1149 01:21:45,336 --> 01:21:47,077 Oh... 1150 01:21:47,087 --> 01:21:48,880 Oh, Bill. 1151 01:22:11,857 --> 01:22:15,819 Well, then. Who's Who? 1152 01:22:18,362 --> 01:22:21,396 I won't lie to you. I'm scared stiff. 1153 01:22:21,406 --> 01:22:24,982 Oh, you'll be fine. In fact, you'll be wonderful. 1154 01:22:24,992 --> 01:22:26,900 I...I told them, you know, 1155 01:22:26,910 --> 01:22:29,903 there's only one man in England who can take over. 1156 01:22:29,913 --> 01:22:32,279 Oh? Couldn't they get him? 1157 01:22:56,518 --> 01:22:58,978 Red light, and bell. 1158 01:23:02,689 --> 01:23:10,112 Okay, positions, everyone, please. And roll to record in 15... 1159 01:25:01,035 --> 01:25:05,953 'I want you to belong somewhere, to have roots of your own. 1160 01:25:05,964 --> 01:25:08,448 'With David, you'll be able to find those roots, 1161 01:25:08,458 --> 01:25:11,366 'live normally, like any woman should do. 1162 01:25:11,376 --> 01:25:15,662 'Believe me, my dear, your future lies with David 1163 01:25:15,672 --> 01:25:19,081 'and not with a silly old buffer like me. 1164 01:25:19,091 --> 01:25:24,918 'One day, I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back. 1165 01:25:24,929 --> 01:25:31,424 'Until then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. 1166 01:25:31,434 --> 01:25:34,093 'Just go forward in all your beliefs 1167 01:25:34,103 --> 01:25:38,850 'and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine.' 1168 01:26:37,696 --> 01:26:41,741 This is your debut in pantomime. Do you see your future in pantomime? 1169 01:26:41,742 --> 01:26:43,034 No, no. 1170 01:26:43,035 --> 01:26:46,621 What qualities are there in pantomime that you feel you haven't got? 1171 01:26:46,622 --> 01:26:50,833 It's a different technique which lends itself only 1172 01:26:50,834 --> 01:26:53,169 to what I call a variety type of actor, 1173 01:26:53,170 --> 01:26:57,715 the actor who is used to playing on his own in a front cloth, 1174 01:26:57,716 --> 01:26:59,801 which is a variety actor. 1175 01:26:59,802 --> 01:27:03,806 But I'm not. I'm legitimate. I'm a legitimate character actor. 1176 01:27:05,182 --> 01:27:08,476 It was kind of a strange thing to do after the show, 1177 01:27:08,477 --> 01:27:11,104 but there were so many kids, I suppose, 1178 01:27:11,105 --> 01:27:13,731 who wanted to see the character again 1179 01:27:13,732 --> 01:27:16,401 and I remember just being in the audience 1180 01:27:16,402 --> 01:27:20,196 when all the kids go up to the front and he threw sweets out to the children, 1181 01:27:20,197 --> 01:27:23,658 and I remember catching his eye and catching a sweet. 1182 01:27:23,659 --> 01:27:27,328 My memories of him are really muddled up with Doctor Who. 1183 01:27:27,329 --> 01:27:32,250 The character that we saw on the television screen 1184 01:27:32,251 --> 01:27:34,127 was my grandfather. 1185 01:27:34,128 --> 01:27:36,754 I think he came to love playing the Doctor. 1186 01:27:36,755 --> 01:27:39,966 But it so much captured the public imagination. I know it did, yes. 1187 01:27:39,967 --> 01:27:44,304 Do you think you'll ever shake it off? Oh, yeah. How? Of course. 1188 01:27:44,305 --> 01:27:47,015 By making a success in something else. 1189 01:27:47,016 --> 01:27:50,727 Why do you think children like you? 1190 01:27:50,728 --> 01:27:53,396 Because you're rather a grumpy sort of person. 1191 01:27:53,397 --> 01:27:55,648 They find me a cross between the Wizard of Oz 1192 01:27:55,649 --> 01:27:57,358 and Father Christmas, you know. 1193 01:27:57,359 --> 01:27:59,777 He was a grumpy old man. 1194 01:27:59,778 --> 01:28:05,241 We were rehearsing and something happened and he went totally 1195 01:28:05,242 --> 01:28:08,036 and they cancelled the rest of the rehearsal. 1196 01:28:08,037 --> 01:28:09,871 He came in the next day 1197 01:28:09,872 --> 01:28:14,208 and he came in with three little posies of flowers for the ladies. 1198 01:28:14,209 --> 01:28:16,794 He obviously thought, "What can I take the chaps?" 1199 01:28:16,795 --> 01:28:19,505 And he came in with a tin of biscuits. 1200 01:28:19,506 --> 01:28:21,883 I found that so moving, somehow. 1201 01:28:21,884 --> 01:28:25,011 It was his grumpy way of saying, "I'm sorry." 1202 01:28:25,012 --> 01:28:29,098 The difficulty is asking an actor to play eccentric 1203 01:28:29,099 --> 01:28:31,517 because then they start to be ACTING. 1204 01:28:31,518 --> 01:28:34,145 Bill Hartnell wasn't acting it. 1205 01:28:34,146 --> 01:28:37,857 He was just implicitly, in his own way, eccentric. 1206 01:28:37,858 --> 01:28:42,737 The whole thing about Bill was that he was so unpredictable. 1207 01:28:42,738 --> 01:28:45,406 You'd didn't know what he was going to do. 1208 01:28:45,407 --> 01:28:47,784 There was this mystery about him. 1209 01:28:47,785 --> 01:28:52,330 I knew he wasn't well when he was working with me. 1210 01:28:52,331 --> 01:28:55,458 You could really see the stress and strain on him. 1211 01:28:55,459 --> 01:28:57,126 I discovered later that he had 1212 01:28:57,127 --> 01:29:01,339 really been suffering from something which caused him to have memory loss. 1213 01:29:01,340 --> 01:29:03,675 I was very sad that he left the show. 1214 01:29:03,676 --> 01:29:06,929 That must have been an absolute body blow to him. 1215 01:29:11,058 --> 01:29:15,645 Oh, so you're my replacements. A dandy and a clown. 1216 01:29:15,646 --> 01:29:20,108 When they decided to make the 10th anniversary programme, 1217 01:29:20,109 --> 01:29:23,569 my grandfather had deteriorated quite a lot. 1218 01:29:23,570 --> 01:29:26,823 He was not fully aware of how poorly he was. 1219 01:29:26,824 --> 01:29:31,619 Barry Letts, my producer, and I contacted Patrick Troughton 1220 01:29:31,620 --> 01:29:34,038 and he rang up William Hartnell 1221 01:29:34,039 --> 01:29:36,207 and William Hartnell was very keen too. 1222 01:29:36,208 --> 01:29:38,876 He said, "Yes, yes, be very happy to do it, love to do it." 1223 01:29:38,877 --> 01:29:42,130 I believe my grandmother had to intervene and say, 1224 01:29:42,131 --> 01:29:45,049 "Look, he's not really well enough to cope with learning lines 1225 01:29:45,050 --> 01:29:48,553 "and all that," but they devised a way to make it possible. 1226 01:29:48,554 --> 01:29:51,306 There were prompt boards in front of him for every line 1227 01:29:51,307 --> 01:29:54,475 and somebody would hold it up and Billy would say the line 1228 01:29:54,476 --> 01:29:56,894 and then there would be another line and another line. 1229 01:29:56,895 --> 01:29:59,272 Yes, well, the party's over now. 1230 01:29:59,273 --> 01:30:02,608 You young men and I go back to our time zones. 1231 01:30:02,609 --> 01:30:07,113 Though, considering the way things have been going, well, 1232 01:30:07,114 --> 01:30:10,034 I shudder to think what you will do without me. 1233 01:30:14,830 --> 01:30:19,792 I think Doctor Who gave him the opportunity to spread his wings, 1234 01:30:19,793 --> 01:30:25,256 to be childlike and to expand and to play around with the eccentricity 1235 01:30:25,257 --> 01:30:27,342 and the wonder of it all. 1236 01:30:27,343 --> 01:30:30,178 It's clear that he actually loved it. 1237 01:30:30,179 --> 01:30:34,015 The funny thing to think of is that up until the point 1238 01:30:34,016 --> 01:30:37,143 Patrick Troughton took over, there was only a Doctor. 1239 01:30:37,144 --> 01:30:39,312 He is the original. 1240 01:30:39,313 --> 01:30:44,359 The legacy of the way that he established the Doctor is still with us. 1241 01:30:44,360 --> 01:30:48,446 Absolutely nobody else has been anything like him. 1242 01:30:48,447 --> 01:30:50,823 A magic, a mystery. 1243 01:30:50,824 --> 01:30:54,786 You were never quite sure what was going to happen next with him. 1244 01:30:54,787 --> 01:30:58,748 Those of us who watched him over those first three years, 1245 01:30:58,749 --> 01:31:04,421 even though he was grumpy and rather distant, he was still our Doctor. 1246 01:31:06,340 --> 01:31:10,802 The fact that Doctor Who is still being made today, as we speak... 1247 01:31:10,803 --> 01:31:12,470 extraordinary, really. 1248 01:31:12,471 --> 01:31:14,555 I think it's a testament to William's Doctor 1249 01:31:14,556 --> 01:31:16,849 and I'm very proud to be part of it. 1250 01:31:16,850 --> 01:31:19,936 I think he would be so tickled pink that the character 1251 01:31:19,937 --> 01:31:25,316 he helped create is still thrilling audiences today. 1252 01:31:25,317 --> 01:31:28,696 He'd have been so, so thrilled by that.97207