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Previously on "Legends of Tomorrow"...
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Hello.
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Mallus wasn't the only
prisoner to escape.
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- And now there's magic.
- [UNICORN NEIGHING]
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Oh, my God.
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An unknown number of
dangerous magical beings
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got spat out across the timeline
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and now must be sent to hell.
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Going somewhere, Raymond?
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You think it's Nora.
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And if the Time Bureau finds
her first, she's going to tell
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them you're the one
who helped her escape.
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[ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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Ma'am, your crown jewels are here.
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There's absolutely no reason to worry.
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All is in order.
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Excellent.
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I shall wear them out so my
people can adore their queen.
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Yes, of course, ma'am.
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Will you be waving from the
north balcony or the south?
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I was thinking something
a little more intimate.
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[SEX PISTOLS' "GOD SAVE THE QUEEN"]
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♪ ♪
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♪ God save the Queen ♪
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♪ The fascist regime ♪
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♪ They made you a moron ♪
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♪ A potential H bomb ♪
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♪ No future for you ♪
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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
-- www.Addic7ed.com --
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Wow. Red beans and rice
didn't miss Her Majesty.
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Now I understand
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how Mr. Mix-a-Lot got his knighthood.
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- Ha ha.
- BOTH: ♪ Sir, Sir ♪
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Guys, guys, a little
professionalism, please.
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What kind of ripple effect are we really
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looking at here, Nate?
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Okay. Right now, the queen
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gets institutionalized,
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the British monarchy fails,
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and England descends into chaos.
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Anarchy in the UK.
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Which is weird but... paranormal?
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Well, something freaky
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is definitely at the heart of this.
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Our magic-tracking device
detected a massive spike.
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All right, then we got a live one.
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Punk rock London. Nate, you ready?
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Um, well, Ava asked me to
stick around and help launch
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the magic operations here.
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We need to establish
procedure, protocols,
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command structure.
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So... desk job.
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Nate Heywood, cubicle guy.
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Sad little plant on his desk. Really?
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It's prestigious, Sara.
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And then when
everything's up and running
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I come back to the Waverider.
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Fine.
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Cool kids are off to the Jolly Old.
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
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Ha. This is very sleek.
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Ah, handles all your messaging and data,
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keeps accurate time in any
era, and counts your steps,
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which, to me, is a little overrated...
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And it also contains the air totem.
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Thanks, Ray. I love it.
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Well, you're actually the
one I should be thanking.
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I feel like you're the
only one I can talk to
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about this whole Nora thing.
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Secret's safe with me.
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Doing bad things for good reasons
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is practically our mission statement.
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Even Amaya did it.
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Yeah, but this is kind
of complicated. [CHUCKLES]
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The others can handle complicated.
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Maybe.
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And then there were five.
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Shorter bathroom lines.
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Yeah, but no one to watch
Patrick Swayze movies with.
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Nate will be back soon.
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In the meantime, we need to go back
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before the monarchy goes anarchy.
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Never thought I'd get to meet the Queen.
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Not gonna happen.
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Too risky.
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And besides, she's not the one
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setting off Ray's magic-o-meter.
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The Queen's favorite new band is...
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The Smell.
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"The Smell"?
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Never heard of them, and
I know of every rubbish
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punk band there is in London.
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That's because they didn't
exist in this timeline.
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Gideon?
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The Queen's cheeky jig launched
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The Smell's rise to stardom.
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They were known as much for their music
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as for a series of improbable
anti-establishment pranks.
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All with a magical signature.
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Okay, so we're looking
for someone in the band.
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We could be dealing
with demonic possession,
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mind control, illusion,
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or maybe just the
run-of-the-mill royal dementia.
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Hold on a minute.
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There's your magic man right there.
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Obsessed with riches, given to mischief.
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That Irishman there is a leprechaun.
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S-sorry. Are you being
serious or racist?
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Both, love.
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Why is the weasel running the show?
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If you've got a problem
with me, pie-head,
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why don't you just say?
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I got a problem with you.
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I'm running it, and I say
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we need to get close to that band,
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which shouldn't be a problem
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because everybody left
on this ship is a punk.
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Except for Haircut.
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He hasn't broken a rule in his life.
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Yep. Not a single rule.
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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The Hole... Cradle of punk rock
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and the stickiest floor
in the British Isles.
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Sounds lovely. You kids have fun.
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I'll have a bottle of hand
sanitizer when you come back.
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[PUNK ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
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♪ ♪
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Ah, you got to love that sound.
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What?
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The music... It's the dog's bollocks.
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Sorry, I can't hear you
over the terrible music.
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We're The Smell, and
you're a bunch of mingers.
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And we'll be back when we feel like it.
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All right, guys, here's our chance.
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Somebody's got to slip backstage
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and get in with the band.
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Yeah, leave it to me.
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I used to play here
with Mucous Membrane.
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I know my way around.
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And besides, you're all bloody Yanks.
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- Not you.
- Why not?
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I don't like him.
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Always perfidious Albion, is it?
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Never trust a Brit.
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Something like that.
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Guys, really, we don't
have time for this.
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Somehow Mister Rory here hasn't realized
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that if he's going to play with fire,
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he's going to get burned.
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[GROWLING]
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Don't.
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♪ ♪
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[LIGHT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
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[PUNK ROCK MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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[LIGHT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
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[PUNK ROCK MUSIC]
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[SIREN WAILING]
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Oi! You lot!
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[LIGHT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
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- Thanks for the lift, mate.
- Get us out of here!
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Come on! Go! Let's go!
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[ENGINE TURNING OVER]
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♪ ♪
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Oh, let me out, I'm gonna puke.
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[VOMITS]
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Don't let the suit fool
you. Our man's a punk.
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He drove on the wrong side of
the road the whole way here.
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- I did?
- [LAUGHING] Nice.
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See you around, mate.
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[VAN DOOR CLOSES]
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All right, Sara, I found their hideout.
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Heading back to the Waverider.
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No, Ray, you are our guy on the inside.
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Look, loud music makes my nose bleed.
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[CHUCKLES] I am not a punk.
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Well, you are now. You
stay with that band.
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- Ray? Ray, you there?
- [FEEDBACK WHINES]
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Ah, you're pressing the button too hard.
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Oh, right, yeah, it's my first time.
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Listen, mate, there's an old trick
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for unmasking leprechauns.
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You spill a bunch of grain
in front of them on the floor,
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and they're compelled
to count every kernel.
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Really? That sounds
bizarre. That's not true.
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Is that true?
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That's a stupid plan.
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Have you got a better one, big man?
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I don't do magic tricks.
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Oh, great, so the plan is no plan.
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- Is that your idea?
- Enough! Both of you.
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You know what? It is
1977 in London Town.
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I'm going to enjoy the sights.
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Good luck with your magic problem.
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Did you guys just
make Constantine leave?
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We'll get back to you, Ray.
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- Not your finest work, bud.
- He's gonna get us killed.
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You just don't like guys with ties.
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That's right. It's like a little flag
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hanging from someone's
neck, saying, "I'm a liar."
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Look, I'll have Zari
follow him, all right?
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But in the meantime, you
and I need to help Ray
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find this magical creature
so we can send it to hell
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before this whole team falls apart.
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[TELEPHONE RINGING IN THE DISTANCE]
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- How's it going?
- Good
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Great.
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[CLEARS THROAT] All right.
This should be all of it.
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These protocols were
developed by Rip and myself
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over the last six years.
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- I did the drawings.
- Thank you, Gary.
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So your job is to
just update all of this
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for our new magical fugitives, okay?
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You got it, boss. [CLEARS THROAT]
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And as we say at the Time Bureau,
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the adventure is in the details.
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- Hmm.
- Have fun.
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You okay?
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Um, I'm good, I'm good.
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It's just... I know you guys
do things differently here
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I just didn't know it
was so protocol-centric.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Look, I know you're
used to zooming around
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in a time machine with
all your best friends,
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shooting from the hip
and saving history.
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Always.
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But you know, the Bureau
is not all protocols.
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I'm listening.
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Come with.
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Buckle up Nate, it's Taco Monday.
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- Instead of Taco Tuesday?
- Oh, we dare to defy.
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- Whoa.
- Taco delivery.
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Are you Mr. Green?
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Oh. Name's Gary.
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Mr. Green's in the
conservatory with the lead pipe.
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[GIGGLING]
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Sorry. Bad joke.
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No, that was great. Um, yeah.
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My name's Mona, by the way,
just... kind of like Mona Lisa
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without the Lisa, so it's just Mona.
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Cool.
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Time Bureau? Huh. Is
that what this place is?
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You know, they just never tell us.
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What's a Time Bureau?
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[STAMMERING]
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Um, you know, like, daylight savings
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and time zones and stuff like that?
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We're in charge of that.
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- Okay. Bye.
- Bye.
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Oh, it's actually just one...
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- Oh...
- One per person.
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Okay. Bye.
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Okay. [LAUGHS] Shh. Got it.
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[GIGGLES] Yeah.
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[KNOCK AT DOOR]
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What, did we forget
something in the van?
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No, I...
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Seeing as I drove you
guys and you didn't pay me,
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I thought maybe I could
hang out with you blokes.
262
00:10:34,420 --> 00:10:37,180
Down with the monarchy, right?
263
00:10:37,190 --> 00:10:39,010
I didn't catch your name.
264
00:10:39,020 --> 00:10:41,520
Ray... ge.
265
00:10:41,530 --> 00:10:42,730
Rayge?
266
00:10:42,740 --> 00:10:44,920
Yep, Rayge... That's what they call me,
267
00:10:44,930 --> 00:10:48,360
on account of all my various rages
268
00:10:48,370 --> 00:10:50,230
against, um, the machine.
269
00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:53,700
Well, I'd like to see some rage, Rayge.
270
00:10:53,710 --> 00:10:55,800
I'm Charlie. Come on in.
271
00:10:55,810 --> 00:10:58,970
[CHUCKLES]
272
00:10:58,980 --> 00:11:00,940
Guys, do you remember our driver?
273
00:11:00,950 --> 00:11:03,040
Well, he goes by the name Rayge,
274
00:11:03,050 --> 00:11:04,640
because of his wicked rages.
275
00:11:04,650 --> 00:11:06,840
Yeah? About what?
276
00:11:06,850 --> 00:11:08,880
Oh... [SCOFFS]
277
00:11:08,890 --> 00:11:11,250
Disco music, right?
278
00:11:11,260 --> 00:11:12,640
The Queen, obviously.
279
00:11:12,650 --> 00:11:13,980
[CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY]
280
00:11:13,990 --> 00:11:16,190
Doing chores in a timely fashion.
281
00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:17,650
We hate disco, too.
282
00:11:17,660 --> 00:11:20,420
Yeah. Hate disco. Hate it.
283
00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:22,390
I had to move from New
York just to get away
284
00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:24,830
from tight trousers and platform shoes.
285
00:11:24,840 --> 00:11:26,700
Do you know how hard
it is to walk in those?
286
00:11:26,710 --> 00:11:28,410
Right, let's hear a rage, then.
287
00:11:28,420 --> 00:11:30,010
Ah, go on.
288
00:11:30,020 --> 00:11:32,700
Uh, at this hour? No, I
don't like to force them.
289
00:11:32,710 --> 00:11:35,040
You know, I just let
them come naturally.
290
00:11:35,050 --> 00:11:36,740
But it'll happen.
291
00:11:36,750 --> 00:11:39,810
What about you guys? You
know? What makes you tick?
292
00:11:39,820 --> 00:11:42,200
We're The Smell. We're a band.
293
00:11:42,210 --> 00:11:43,590
What more is there to say.
294
00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:45,550
Uh, we're a bit more than that, Declan.
295
00:11:45,560 --> 00:11:48,340
We're a movement. We're
gonna shock the system.
296
00:11:48,350 --> 00:11:49,730
Wake up all the drones.
297
00:11:49,740 --> 00:11:52,500
- Present company included.
- [CHUCKLES]
298
00:11:52,510 --> 00:11:54,460
Oh!
299
00:11:54,470 --> 00:11:56,660
Sorry, the rice... Everywhere.
300
00:11:56,670 --> 00:11:58,090
Sorry. You see that, Declan?
301
00:11:58,100 --> 00:11:59,250
What?
302
00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:01,760
The rice. The grains of
rice... they're everywhere.
303
00:12:01,770 --> 00:12:03,640
Sorry if you feel the urge
304
00:12:03,650 --> 00:12:05,870
to have to pick up every single piece.
305
00:12:05,880 --> 00:12:09,120
Mate, are you trying the
leprechaun test on me?
306
00:12:09,130 --> 00:12:10,130
[LAUGHTER]
307
00:12:10,140 --> 00:12:12,440
Do you know how hurtful
you're being right now?
308
00:12:12,450 --> 00:12:13,500
Deeply.
309
00:12:13,510 --> 00:12:15,680
Declan's a bit touchy
about being ginger.
310
00:12:15,690 --> 00:12:18,650
- You're all right, Rayge.
- Well, Rayge has got to leave.
311
00:12:18,660 --> 00:12:21,350
We've got to plan Operation Mum's Bum.
312
00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:23,650
Mum's Bum. Mum's Bum?
313
00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:25,790
Hey, that sounds fun.
I could get into that.
314
00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:27,390
Well, we could use a driver.
315
00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:28,720
Can we trust him?
316
00:12:28,730 --> 00:12:30,990
Well, there's only one way to find out.
317
00:12:33,830 --> 00:12:36,430
So that's the big highlight?
318
00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:39,130
Eating tacos one day
before the rest of America?
319
00:12:39,140 --> 00:12:41,140
- Yeah.
- Hmm.
320
00:12:41,150 --> 00:12:44,510
Oh, hey. There's a blip
on the magic-o-meter.
321
00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:47,310
It's from the Pleistocene period.
322
00:12:47,320 --> 00:12:49,310
Clear your schedule.
323
00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:51,020
We've got a report to write.
324
00:12:51,030 --> 00:12:53,350
Or... or... or... [CLEARS THROAT]
325
00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:56,110
Or we can handle this ourselves.
326
00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:57,320
Without approval?
327
00:12:57,330 --> 00:12:58,690
That sounds dangerous.
328
00:12:58,700 --> 00:13:01,920
You've got two, but I'm sort
of down to my last nipple.
329
00:13:01,930 --> 00:13:04,630
Gary, Ava hired me to
optimize this department, okay?
330
00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:07,940
And I can't do that waiting
three days for approval.
331
00:13:11,910 --> 00:13:14,570
[WHISPERING] And we can be time bros.
332
00:13:14,580 --> 00:13:15,940
What?
333
00:13:15,950 --> 00:13:17,710
We can be time bros.
334
00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:21,480
- Time bros?
- Yeah.
335
00:13:21,490 --> 00:13:23,040
- Me and you?
- Mm-hmm.
336
00:13:23,050 --> 00:13:24,300
Oh, but...
337
00:13:24,310 --> 00:13:26,350
We can reheat your tacos later.
338
00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:27,550
- Okay.
- Yeah.
339
00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:30,350
- Yeah, let's go. Okay.
- This way.
340
00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:33,360
[PUNK MUSIC PLAYING]
341
00:13:33,370 --> 00:13:36,860
♪ ♪
342
00:13:36,870 --> 00:13:41,320
Okay, here we are. Uh, where are we?
343
00:13:41,330 --> 00:13:45,020
St. James's Park, next
to Buckingham Palace.
344
00:13:45,030 --> 00:13:46,700
St. James's Park, you say.
345
00:13:46,710 --> 00:13:48,170
All right, Ray, we're listening.
346
00:13:48,180 --> 00:13:49,640
The Queen's royal corgis are taking
347
00:13:49,650 --> 00:13:51,240
their afternoon constitutional.
348
00:13:51,250 --> 00:13:53,040
You're gonna nab one
of those little yippers
349
00:13:53,050 --> 00:13:55,390
- And bring him back to us.
- [LAUGHTER]
350
00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:57,650
We're not gonna hurt the dog, are we?
351
00:13:57,660 --> 00:13:59,790
No. We're gonna hurt the Queen.
352
00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:01,520
She treats her dogs to beef Wellington
353
00:14:01,530 --> 00:14:03,220
while poor people are starving.
354
00:14:03,230 --> 00:14:04,920
It's time to expose her hypocrisy.
355
00:14:04,930 --> 00:14:06,990
Okay, yeah. No problem. Dogs love me.
356
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,060
Yes, problem. They're the Queen's dogs.
357
00:14:09,070 --> 00:14:10,490
They're gonna be guarded.
358
00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:13,600
Question... will the
dogs be heavily guarded?
359
00:14:13,610 --> 00:14:14,960
Well, that's your problem.
360
00:14:14,970 --> 00:14:16,600
It's time to see how far you'll go.
361
00:14:16,610 --> 00:14:19,440
If you got a rage stored
up, now's the time.
362
00:14:19,450 --> 00:14:21,300
[SCOFFS, MUMBLES]
363
00:14:21,310 --> 00:14:23,310
[CLEARS THROAT]
364
00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:24,870
[HORN HONKS]
365
00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:26,440
[LAUGHS]
366
00:14:26,450 --> 00:14:28,980
[MUMBLES]
367
00:14:28,990 --> 00:14:30,410
[VAN DOOR CLOSES]
368
00:14:30,420 --> 00:14:32,680
- [RAY BREATHING HEAVILY]
- Ray, we can hear you gulping
369
00:14:32,690 --> 00:14:33,980
through the comms.
370
00:14:33,990 --> 00:14:35,650
Do we really have to do this?
371
00:14:35,660 --> 00:14:37,650
I mean, we know that
Declan is not a leprechaun.
372
00:14:37,660 --> 00:14:39,840
Well, your machine says
one of them is magical,
373
00:14:39,850 --> 00:14:42,490
so our job is to find
'em and get it gone.
374
00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:44,880
You're gonna have to do
this the old-fashioned way.
375
00:14:44,890 --> 00:14:46,130
Corgi-napping?
376
00:14:46,140 --> 00:14:49,160
Gaining their trust and betraying them.
377
00:14:49,170 --> 00:14:52,170
We'll help you out with the corgis.
378
00:14:52,180 --> 00:14:54,640
- QB or wet work?
- QB.
379
00:14:54,650 --> 00:14:57,040
Ray, Rory is going to
walk you through this one.
380
00:14:57,050 --> 00:14:59,910
Easy-peasy, lemon-squeezy.
381
00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:01,480
[SIGHS]
382
00:15:01,490 --> 00:15:02,710
Oh, I see them.
383
00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:05,470
- [BARKING]
- Let's go, pups.
384
00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:07,050
Up and at 'em, Sparky.
385
00:15:07,060 --> 00:15:08,650
You see that bench in front of you?
386
00:15:08,660 --> 00:15:10,490
- Yeah.
- Sit on it.
387
00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:12,680
Okay.
388
00:15:12,690 --> 00:15:14,290
All right, Ray.
389
00:15:14,300 --> 00:15:15,860
I feel like I should do something,
390
00:15:15,870 --> 00:15:17,640
like maybe a distraction.
391
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,330
Just wait.
392
00:15:19,340 --> 00:15:21,000
This would go a lot faster
393
00:15:21,010 --> 00:15:23,500
if you just do your thing, Gordon.
394
00:15:23,510 --> 00:15:26,000
[DOGS BARK]
395
00:15:26,010 --> 00:15:28,300
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
396
00:15:28,310 --> 00:15:33,980
♪ ♪
397
00:15:33,990 --> 00:15:36,510
[BARKING]
398
00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:43,520
♪ ♪
399
00:15:43,530 --> 00:15:45,650
Can we just nick his van already?
400
00:15:45,660 --> 00:15:48,690
- That's why we're here, innit?
- Give him a minute.
401
00:15:48,700 --> 00:15:52,230
Mick, you were right. It's
just the dog walker now.
402
00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:53,770
Go and ask for the corgi.
403
00:15:56,780 --> 00:15:58,300
Ah, excuse me, sir.
404
00:15:58,310 --> 00:16:00,540
I don't know if this is royal etiquette,
405
00:16:00,550 --> 00:16:03,420
but, uh, if it may please the Crown...
406
00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:07,580
[CHUCKLES] May I borrow
one of those corgis?
407
00:16:07,590 --> 00:16:09,240
Just take him.
408
00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:12,350
Oh. There are those famous
British manners I've heard of.
409
00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:13,750
Thank you.
410
00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:17,220
♪ ♪
411
00:16:17,230 --> 00:16:18,590
Good choice.
412
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:20,920
How long do you think the
poor lad is going to last
413
00:16:20,930 --> 00:16:22,060
in the clink?
414
00:16:22,070 --> 00:16:24,330
- [WHISTLES BLOWING]
- Blimey.
415
00:16:24,340 --> 00:16:26,060
[PUNK MUSIC]
416
00:16:26,070 --> 00:16:28,930
My word, that young
man stole a royal corgi.
417
00:16:28,940 --> 00:16:30,900
♪ ♪
418
00:16:30,910 --> 00:16:33,400
He did it. He bloody did it.
419
00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:35,440
Go on, roll up, Declan.
420
00:16:35,450 --> 00:16:37,670
♪ ♪
421
00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:39,880
Go, go, go, go, go!
422
00:16:39,890 --> 00:16:43,740
♪ ♪
423
00:16:45,890 --> 00:16:48,120
We start off the hour with an update
424
00:16:48,130 --> 00:16:49,740
of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth's
425
00:16:49,790 --> 00:16:51,540
beloved corgi, Sparky.
426
00:16:51,550 --> 00:16:53,430
Reported missing earlier this afternoon,
427
00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:55,490
he has finally been found behind bars
428
00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:59,100
at the South West London
Animal Rescue for Dogs.
429
00:16:59,110 --> 00:17:00,530
From the looks of it, the pooch
430
00:17:00,540 --> 00:17:02,130
has fallen in with a bad crowd.
431
00:17:02,140 --> 00:17:03,970
[LAUGHTER]
432
00:17:03,980 --> 00:17:05,940
Well, at least someone
from Buckingham Palace
433
00:17:05,950 --> 00:17:07,370
has glimpsed the real world.
434
00:17:07,380 --> 00:17:10,510
[TOGETHER] Rayge, Rayge, Rayge!
435
00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:11,780
[CHEERING]
436
00:17:11,790 --> 00:17:13,180
To the table!
437
00:17:13,190 --> 00:17:15,950
Oh! Snacks, I'm famished.
438
00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:18,110
It'll only hurt for a minute, love.
439
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,420
- Hurt?
- A tattoo.
440
00:17:19,430 --> 00:17:20,540
Yeah, we all have 'em.
441
00:17:20,550 --> 00:17:21,920
Get 'em after our first prank.
442
00:17:21,930 --> 00:17:23,480
It's a Smell tradition.
443
00:17:23,550 --> 00:17:26,270
Once you get one,
you're one of us, mate.
444
00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:30,240
Oh, that needle's
been sterilized, right?
445
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:33,010
See, Charlie, told ya. He's a narc.
446
00:17:33,020 --> 00:17:35,380
No, he just doesn't get it.
447
00:17:35,390 --> 00:17:37,780
This isn't a tattoo, it's a statement.
448
00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:39,850
That ink says you won't swallow the crap
449
00:17:39,860 --> 00:17:41,360
they force down our throats.
450
00:17:41,370 --> 00:17:44,720
Sometimes you have to do
bad things for good reasons.
451
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,390
So what do you say?
452
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,460
You in?
453
00:17:48,470 --> 00:17:49,900
Yeah.
454
00:17:49,910 --> 00:17:51,730
I'm in.
455
00:17:51,740 --> 00:17:54,400
- Give me the tattoo.
- Yeah.
456
00:17:54,410 --> 00:17:56,640
[NEEDLE BUZZING]
457
00:17:56,650 --> 00:17:58,940
Now that you're officially one of us,
458
00:17:58,950 --> 00:18:01,370
the corgi was just for a laugh.
459
00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:04,370
We're gonna make the Queen
hand over her precious jewels.
460
00:18:04,380 --> 00:18:08,540
Yeah. Just one question... how?
461
00:18:08,550 --> 00:18:12,820
Leave that part to
me. I'll work my magic.
462
00:18:12,830 --> 00:18:15,820
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
463
00:18:15,830 --> 00:18:18,990
♪ ♪
464
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,060
[GRUNTS]
465
00:18:21,070 --> 00:18:25,000
[PUNK MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
466
00:18:25,010 --> 00:18:26,830
Another pint?
467
00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:29,410
- Yeah, I'd love one.
- You should probably have
468
00:18:29,420 --> 00:18:31,500
something in your stomach with this one.
469
00:18:31,510 --> 00:18:34,120
Aren't you kind looking after me?
470
00:18:34,130 --> 00:18:35,810
I try my best.
471
00:18:35,820 --> 00:18:38,410
Did he tell you he's a dark soul
472
00:18:38,420 --> 00:18:40,680
cursed to walk the world alone?
473
00:18:40,690 --> 00:18:42,650
[CHUCKLES] Something like that.
474
00:18:42,660 --> 00:18:44,350
I'll be right back.
475
00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:46,450
Thanks, love.
476
00:18:46,460 --> 00:18:48,370
♪ ♪
477
00:18:48,380 --> 00:18:50,210
How the bloody hell did you find me
478
00:18:50,220 --> 00:18:52,030
up here in Liverpool, eh?
479
00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:54,180
Sara had me install a
tracker in your comm.
480
00:18:54,190 --> 00:18:55,720
Ah.
481
00:18:55,730 --> 00:18:58,270
No one trusts old Johnny Boy.
482
00:18:58,280 --> 00:19:01,100
Can't say I blame you lot.
483
00:19:01,110 --> 00:19:04,570
Yeah, she had a hunch
your baser instincts
484
00:19:04,580 --> 00:19:05,790
would pull you off mission.
485
00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:08,030
Oh, she'd be the one to
bloody know, wouldn't she?
486
00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:09,370
[CLEARS THROAT]
487
00:19:09,380 --> 00:19:11,340
- Here you are, love.
- Thanks.
488
00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:13,210
Just give me a shout
if you want a water.
489
00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:14,680
Will do.
490
00:19:14,690 --> 00:19:16,680
♪ ♪
491
00:19:16,690 --> 00:19:18,690
That brooding, anti-hero crap
492
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:20,890
must be a real panty dropper, huh?
493
00:19:20,900 --> 00:19:22,520
You tell her you have four roommates
494
00:19:22,530 --> 00:19:23,920
and sleep on the couch?
495
00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:27,460
No, I didn't. She's my mum.
496
00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:29,700
♪ ♪
497
00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:33,540
I'm really wishing I had
not said "panty dropper."
498
00:19:34,710 --> 00:19:35,940
Yep.
499
00:19:35,950 --> 00:19:37,800
♪ ♪
500
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:42,510
Ah, feels so good to
be back in the field.
501
00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:46,250
Feel that cold Pleistocene
breeze in our hair.
502
00:19:46,260 --> 00:19:47,810
Only thing is I do feel a little naked
503
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:49,720
without a clever costume on.
504
00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:52,620
Oh, I'm sort of off
of costumes right now.
505
00:19:52,630 --> 00:19:55,520
Oh, because of your John Cos-play.
506
00:19:55,530 --> 00:19:57,860
What's going on with you two anyway?
507
00:19:57,870 --> 00:20:00,760
Well, he dropped me, which sucks.
508
00:20:00,770 --> 00:20:02,760
I mean, you know.
509
00:20:02,770 --> 00:20:04,500
Why would you say that?
510
00:20:04,510 --> 00:20:06,500
Oh, there's no shame in it.
511
00:20:06,510 --> 00:20:09,750
You know, I just used to think
of you as Amaya's arm candy.
512
00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:10,870
So it's nice to know
513
00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:13,500
you're more than just
the guy Amaya dumped.
514
00:20:13,510 --> 00:20:15,990
She didn't dump me... we
broke up to save the timeline.
515
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,780
Yeah, Constantine let me down easy, too.
516
00:20:18,790 --> 00:20:21,110
Said it was about the
balance of good and evil.
517
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:23,320
Wait, did she dump me?
518
00:20:23,330 --> 00:20:24,950
Well, all I know is she started
519
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:27,280
a family with another guy real fast.
520
00:20:27,290 --> 00:20:28,390
You tell me.
521
00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:31,780
Oh, but hey, hey, you
get back out there.
522
00:20:31,790 --> 00:20:33,620
Meet some new people.
Change up your scenery a bit.
523
00:20:33,630 --> 00:20:34,640
Hide.
524
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:36,330
Yeah, hide if it heals
your heart better.
525
00:20:36,340 --> 00:20:37,340
Shut up. Hide.
526
00:20:37,341 --> 00:20:40,330
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
527
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:41,970
♪ ♪
528
00:20:41,980 --> 00:20:44,190
[WATCH BEEPS]
529
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:45,710
- Quitting time.
- No, shut that off.
530
00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:46,730
You're gonna get us killed.
531
00:20:46,740 --> 00:20:47,740
If we don't get back to the office,
532
00:20:47,750 --> 00:20:48,770
Director Sharpe is going to kill us.
533
00:20:48,780 --> 00:20:50,750
She hates overtime.
534
00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:52,350
- You're kidding.
- No.
535
00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:53,810
♪ ♪
536
00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:55,350
- On three.
- Yes.
537
00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:57,050
- One, two...
- Two...
538
00:20:57,060 --> 00:20:58,990
Three, go.
539
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,630
- Gary, go!
- [BOTH SCREAM]
540
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,220
[GROWLING]
541
00:21:05,230 --> 00:21:08,090
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
542
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,130
♪ ♪
543
00:21:10,140 --> 00:21:11,900
[WHISPERING] Psst. It's me, Ray.
544
00:21:11,910 --> 00:21:13,170
Look straight ahead.
545
00:21:13,180 --> 00:21:14,700
Talk straight into your newspaper.
546
00:21:14,710 --> 00:21:17,440
No one will suspect a thing.
547
00:21:17,450 --> 00:21:18,840
What do you got on them?
548
00:21:18,850 --> 00:21:22,040
[SIGHS]
549
00:21:22,050 --> 00:21:23,610
Gilly loves monkeys,
550
00:21:23,620 --> 00:21:25,650
Ian's first language was Yiddish,
551
00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:27,440
and Declan, his nose
crinkles when he smiles,
552
00:21:27,450 --> 00:21:28,450
it's actually pretty cute.
553
00:21:28,460 --> 00:21:29,580
I don't want to date them, Haircut.
554
00:21:29,590 --> 00:21:32,540
Just tell me which one
of them I'll have to off.
555
00:21:32,550 --> 00:21:37,580
Well, it appears that Charlie
is our mystery... or fugitive.
556
00:21:37,590 --> 00:21:38,850
Good.
557
00:21:38,860 --> 00:21:41,450
We'll nab her and send her to hell.
558
00:21:41,460 --> 00:21:43,500
Hell? What?
559
00:21:43,510 --> 00:21:46,030
Look, all she is guilty
of is questionable hygiene,
560
00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:49,080
playing bad music, and
pulling a couple pranks.
561
00:21:49,090 --> 00:21:51,470
We started this mess. We
got to take care of it.
562
00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:54,440
[SIGHS] All right, well,
just give me some time
563
00:21:54,450 --> 00:21:56,710
to figure out what her powers
are before we move on her.
564
00:21:56,720 --> 00:22:00,050
You've got until the weasel gets back.
565
00:22:00,060 --> 00:22:02,220
What the hell is that on your arm?
566
00:22:02,230 --> 00:22:03,850
It's my tattoo.
567
00:22:03,860 --> 00:22:06,150
It's a corgi with a mohawk. [LAUGHS]
568
00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:08,150
You've lost it, Haircut.
569
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,660
You finally lost it.
570
00:22:10,670 --> 00:22:12,430
[BRITISH ACCENT] It's Rayge, mate.
571
00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:14,630
[PUNK ROCK MUSIC]
572
00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:17,000
Were you and your mom close?
573
00:22:17,010 --> 00:22:19,030
Just met her 20 minutes ago.
574
00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:20,770
Died in childbirth.
575
00:22:20,780 --> 00:22:22,040
♪ ♪
576
00:22:22,050 --> 00:22:24,400
Two for two. Sorry.
577
00:22:24,410 --> 00:22:26,170
My dad used to call me "Killer."
578
00:22:26,180 --> 00:22:28,240
Never let me forget what I did.
579
00:22:28,250 --> 00:22:31,310
- Mm. Father of the year.
- Hmm.
580
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:35,250
Wouldn't guess that to
look at him, would you?
581
00:22:35,260 --> 00:22:36,650
[BOTH CHUCKLING]
582
00:22:36,660 --> 00:22:39,020
♪ ♪
583
00:22:39,030 --> 00:22:43,360
You didn't just happen to run
into your parents, did you?
584
00:22:43,370 --> 00:22:45,690
I've ruined a lot of
lives, and that bastard
585
00:22:45,700 --> 00:22:49,260
is just the first one
to call me out on it.
586
00:22:49,270 --> 00:22:51,530
Listen, if want to wallow in self-pity,
587
00:22:51,540 --> 00:22:54,270
the Waverider has got
a lot of rooms for that.
588
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:56,250
I'm partial to the kitchen myself.
589
00:22:56,260 --> 00:22:58,370
Oh, I'm not here to wallow, love.
590
00:22:58,380 --> 00:22:59,970
I'm here to fix it.
591
00:22:59,980 --> 00:23:02,750
Give him the old Manchester mangler.
592
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:05,680
- What?
- Back-alley vasectomy.
593
00:23:05,690 --> 00:23:07,050
Back-alley vas...
594
00:23:07,060 --> 00:23:09,950
- No, John, you can't...
- [GROANING]
595
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:11,260
Oh, what happened?
596
00:23:11,270 --> 00:23:13,880
Ball kick paradox... you can't
kick your own dad in the junk
597
00:23:13,900 --> 00:23:15,720
because you'd erase
yourself from the timeline,
598
00:23:15,730 --> 00:23:16,730
which means there would be no one
599
00:23:16,740 --> 00:23:18,360
to kick your dad in the junk.
600
00:23:18,370 --> 00:23:20,550
Bloody hell I can't.
601
00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:22,830
♪ ♪
602
00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:26,330
Toss off, you legless wanker.
603
00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:33,840
Tommy! Tommy, are you all right?
604
00:23:33,850 --> 00:23:35,640
Get the hell out of my pub.
605
00:23:35,650 --> 00:23:38,810
I never want to see your face again.
606
00:23:38,820 --> 00:23:40,850
You won't.
607
00:23:40,860 --> 00:23:46,430
Another cracking
Constantine family reunion.
608
00:23:49,970 --> 00:23:52,530
[GROANS]
609
00:23:52,540 --> 00:23:54,530
Look, I get it.
610
00:23:54,540 --> 00:23:57,110
There's a lot of things
I wish I could change.
611
00:23:57,120 --> 00:23:59,430
But you can't mess with your past.
612
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:01,740
Time travel 101.
613
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:06,940
Oh, it's not just my mum.
614
00:24:06,950 --> 00:24:10,240
There are others I've hurt.
615
00:24:10,250 --> 00:24:13,850
My past...
616
00:24:13,860 --> 00:24:16,620
is coming for me.
617
00:24:16,630 --> 00:24:18,050
What do you mean?
618
00:24:18,060 --> 00:24:20,090
[LIGHTER CLICKS]
619
00:24:25,970 --> 00:24:27,530
You know what? Forget it.
620
00:24:27,540 --> 00:24:29,980
Ray will be needing us now, won't he?
621
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:37,100
Hello, punk friends.
Anyone seen Charlie?
622
00:24:37,110 --> 00:24:38,920
We know what you've been up to.
623
00:24:38,930 --> 00:24:41,590
You do? Of course you
do, I'm a terrible liar.
624
00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:42,810
Shut it, Rayge.
625
00:24:42,820 --> 00:24:45,450
If that is your real name.
Which I'm pretty sure it's not.
626
00:24:45,460 --> 00:24:48,280
You said you left New York
to escape the disco scene.
627
00:24:48,290 --> 00:24:50,220
Then explain this?
628
00:24:50,230 --> 00:24:53,790
[DISCO MUSIC]
629
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:55,730
Mamma Mia.
630
00:24:59,710 --> 00:25:02,700
"Mystery disco band
leaves the audience saying,
631
00:25:02,710 --> 00:25:04,940
'Thank you for the music.'"
632
00:25:04,950 --> 00:25:07,070
Can you even name a punk song?
633
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:08,870
Well... I...
634
00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:10,410
[CHUCKLES]
635
00:25:10,420 --> 00:25:12,140
I told you idiots we couldn't trust him.
636
00:25:12,150 --> 00:25:15,110
- He's a narc.
- Yeah. Disco narc.
637
00:25:15,120 --> 00:25:17,250
Look, can we just
talk about this calmly?
638
00:25:17,260 --> 00:25:18,680
Calmly?
639
00:25:18,690 --> 00:25:22,520
Is this Rayge chap ever
gonna have a rage or not?
640
00:25:22,530 --> 00:25:24,590
I think we should glue
sequins all over him
641
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:26,800
and string him up like
a disco ball at the Roxy.
642
00:25:26,810 --> 00:25:28,230
Shut it!
643
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:29,930
Listen to yourselves.
644
00:25:29,940 --> 00:25:32,260
You lot sound like brainwashed pigs.
645
00:25:32,270 --> 00:25:35,170
So what, the bloke
fancies a bit of disco?
646
00:25:35,180 --> 00:25:38,540
Gilly used to be a nun. Ian was a mime.
647
00:25:38,550 --> 00:25:40,570
I've done a stint in the lockup.
648
00:25:40,580 --> 00:25:42,650
Declan's not even Irish.
649
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:47,610
[BRITISH ACCENT] I thought
it sounded more street.
650
00:25:47,620 --> 00:25:51,080
We've all got a past. And
it is just that... a past.
651
00:25:51,090 --> 00:25:53,070
I don't care who you were before.
652
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:55,750
Whoever you want to be
now... That's what matters.
653
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:05,230
Did you put butter in the
coffee machine again, Gary?
654
00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:07,230
- Yes.
- Hey, Ava.
655
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:09,270
Oh, hey. Happy Tuesday.
656
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:10,470
How was your evening?
657
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:12,640
Actually, it was nice. What about you?
658
00:26:12,650 --> 00:26:14,010
You ready to get back out there?
659
00:26:14,020 --> 00:26:15,340
Gary told me you guys wrapped up
660
00:26:15,350 --> 00:26:16,610
yesterday's mission without a hitch.
661
00:26:16,620 --> 00:26:17,940
I am very impressed.
662
00:26:17,950 --> 00:26:19,580
I look forward to reading the report.
663
00:26:19,590 --> 00:26:20,990
Good job.
664
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:24,320
We wrapped it up?
665
00:26:24,330 --> 00:26:27,740
It wrapped itself up. The blip is gone.
666
00:26:27,750 --> 00:26:29,020
What do you mean it's gone?
667
00:26:29,030 --> 00:26:31,160
Don't overthink it, Nate. Take the win.
668
00:26:31,170 --> 00:26:33,520
Oh, I got you something to commemorate
669
00:26:33,530 --> 00:26:37,330
our first mission together as time bros.
670
00:26:37,340 --> 00:26:39,730
It's an exotic plant to
spruce up your work space.
671
00:26:39,740 --> 00:26:41,400
[GRUNTS]
672
00:26:41,410 --> 00:26:44,400
[QUIRKY MUSIC]
673
00:26:44,410 --> 00:26:48,040
♪ ♪
674
00:26:48,050 --> 00:26:49,450
Looks good.
675
00:26:50,750 --> 00:26:52,070
Mixtape.
676
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:53,150
If you're gonna be in the band,
677
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:56,260
you should be able to at
least name one punk song.
678
00:26:56,270 --> 00:26:58,280
Cool. Thank you.
679
00:26:58,290 --> 00:27:00,750
And thank you for earlier.
680
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:02,550
Oh, sometimes the others think
681
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:05,090
they're the damn punk police.
682
00:27:05,100 --> 00:27:07,390
I have to tell you something.
683
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:09,160
My name is not really Rayge.
684
00:27:09,170 --> 00:27:12,100
In fact, it's nothing anger-related.
685
00:27:12,110 --> 00:27:15,100
It's just Ray.
686
00:27:15,110 --> 00:27:17,540
- Just Ray?
- Yeah.
687
00:27:17,550 --> 00:27:19,500
I like that.
688
00:27:19,510 --> 00:27:23,410
So, Just Ray, what
happened to your old crew?
689
00:27:23,420 --> 00:27:25,890
Well, Sara met a special someone,
690
00:27:25,900 --> 00:27:27,370
and they're trying to make it work.
691
00:27:27,380 --> 00:27:28,980
- Oh, that will kill a band.
- Mm.
692
00:27:28,990 --> 00:27:33,180
My best friend, Nate, he has a desk job.
693
00:27:33,190 --> 00:27:36,020
And, Amaya... Well, she's gone.
694
00:27:36,030 --> 00:27:38,390
[INHALES DEEPLY]
I actually really miss her.
695
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:41,180
She was kind of our moral compass.
696
00:27:41,190 --> 00:27:42,680
Helped us do the right thing
697
00:27:42,690 --> 00:27:45,200
when it wasn't always
easy to do the right thing.
698
00:27:45,210 --> 00:27:47,260
I never knew disco could get so barmy.
699
00:27:47,270 --> 00:27:49,800
[LAUGHS] Well, I guess
the way we did it,
700
00:27:49,810 --> 00:27:52,470
yeah, it did get pretty barmy.
701
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:57,450
[SIGHS] So, um, how
long were you locked up?
702
00:27:59,820 --> 00:28:03,410
Long enough to know I
ain't ever going back.
703
00:28:03,420 --> 00:28:05,050
What happened?
704
00:28:05,060 --> 00:28:07,350
Small-minded people got scared.
705
00:28:07,360 --> 00:28:12,260
Turned to law and order to
make themselves feel big.
706
00:28:12,270 --> 00:28:16,460
Prison seems extreme for
a little bit of mischief.
707
00:28:16,470 --> 00:28:19,400
I wasn't sent away for stealing corgis.
708
00:28:19,410 --> 00:28:22,730
You sure you can handle
the truth, Just Ray"?
709
00:28:22,740 --> 00:28:25,040
Yeah, try me.
710
00:28:25,050 --> 00:28:28,040
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
711
00:28:28,050 --> 00:28:30,120
♪ ♪
712
00:28:30,130 --> 00:28:32,310
[LAUGHING] Whoa.
713
00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:37,950
♪ ♪
714
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:39,580
This doesn't freak you out?
715
00:28:39,590 --> 00:28:41,320
No.
716
00:28:41,330 --> 00:28:43,620
Such rapid molecular
transformation is...
717
00:28:43,630 --> 00:28:45,960
To quote an old friend... Astonishing.
718
00:28:45,970 --> 00:28:49,730
How do you choose who to
be when you can be anybody?
719
00:28:49,740 --> 00:28:52,630
Just saw this mug on a
toothpaste ad on the tube.
720
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:54,470
I liked her smile.
721
00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:55,930
- Huh.
- [CHUCKLES]
722
00:28:55,940 --> 00:28:59,740
Wow. Must be strange
to completely change.
723
00:28:59,750 --> 00:29:02,740
It is. That's why I have to
hold tight to what I believe...
724
00:29:02,750 --> 00:29:06,110
Strong drinks, loud music,
and screwing the system.
725
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:09,010
Otherwise I'd lose myself.
726
00:29:09,020 --> 00:29:10,610
You're a pretty cool lady...
727
00:29:10,620 --> 00:29:11,680
or man...
728
00:29:11,690 --> 00:29:13,950
or whatever you want to be.
729
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:15,890
I wish the humans who
threw me in the slammer
730
00:29:15,900 --> 00:29:17,120
felt that way.
731
00:29:17,130 --> 00:29:20,760
They just saw a magical
creature and panicked.
732
00:29:20,770 --> 00:29:22,530
I'm so sorry.
733
00:29:22,540 --> 00:29:24,030
Oh, don't be.
734
00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:26,530
You're one of the good ones, Just Ray.
735
00:29:26,540 --> 00:29:29,230
♪ ♪
736
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:32,640
[SIGHS] Sara, I figured it out.
737
00:29:32,650 --> 00:29:34,340
All right, Ray. What
are we dealing with?
738
00:29:34,350 --> 00:29:35,940
She's a shapeshifter.
739
00:29:35,950 --> 00:29:38,340
She doesn't kidnap the Queen.
She becomes the Queen.
740
00:29:38,350 --> 00:29:39,490
I knew it.
741
00:29:39,500 --> 00:29:40,980
You definitely said leprechaun.
742
00:29:40,990 --> 00:29:42,480
So I have an idea.
743
00:29:42,490 --> 00:29:45,120
What if I just ask her to
stop impersonating the Queen?
744
00:29:45,130 --> 00:29:46,820
History goes back to the way it was,
745
00:29:46,830 --> 00:29:48,450
and we don't have to send her to hell.
746
00:29:48,460 --> 00:29:50,320
Ray, so far we've learned that unicorns
747
00:29:50,330 --> 00:29:51,410
are homicidal maniacs
748
00:29:51,420 --> 00:29:53,320
and fairy godmothers are psychopaths.
749
00:29:53,330 --> 00:29:54,940
And they're supposed
to be the nice ones.
750
00:29:54,950 --> 00:29:56,360
And these shapeshifting bastards...
751
00:29:56,370 --> 00:29:57,730
They put the rest to shame.
752
00:29:57,740 --> 00:30:00,430
We're talking killing sprees,
world wars, you name it.
753
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:02,400
Yeah, but she's not doing any of that.
754
00:30:02,410 --> 00:30:04,640
She's manipulating you.
Don't fall for it, mate.
755
00:30:04,650 --> 00:30:06,870
Too late. He's got a tattoo.
756
00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:09,870
Oh, please let it be a tramp stamp.
757
00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:11,810
She's not hurting anyone.
758
00:30:11,820 --> 00:30:14,250
Sit tight, Haircut. We'll work this out.
759
00:30:14,260 --> 00:30:16,380
Thank you, Mick. Maybe we could...
760
00:30:16,390 --> 00:30:18,220
He's in too deep.
761
00:30:18,230 --> 00:30:19,750
For once I agree with you.
762
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:22,590
Ray has no bloody idea
what he's dealing with.
763
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:24,180
Ray has been doing this a long time.
764
00:30:24,190 --> 00:30:25,230
He can handle himself.
765
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:27,730
Sara, if this thing gets
loose, there is no stopping it.
766
00:30:27,740 --> 00:30:28,930
Trust me.
767
00:30:28,940 --> 00:30:30,230
Zari, what do you think?
768
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:33,830
Has the shapeshifter gotten to Ray?
769
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:35,770
Yeah.
770
00:30:35,780 --> 00:30:39,600
All right, then, squad save the Queen.
771
00:30:39,610 --> 00:30:42,240
♪ ♪
772
00:30:42,250 --> 00:30:44,910
[DISHES CLATTERING]
773
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:48,750
[DOG BARKING IN THE DISTANCE]
774
00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:50,310
That's not the plan.
775
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:53,320
[TENSE MUSIC]
776
00:30:53,330 --> 00:30:56,650
♪ ♪
777
00:30:56,660 --> 00:30:57,890
Do you trust me?
778
00:30:57,900 --> 00:30:59,460
Of course. You're my friend.
779
00:30:59,470 --> 00:31:01,290
- We got to go.
- What? Why?
780
00:31:01,300 --> 00:31:03,630
Because my friends don't trust me.
781
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:06,900
♪ ♪
782
00:31:06,910 --> 00:31:08,950
Ray? We just want to talk.
783
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:11,400
So your disco mates
think I'll come quietly.
784
00:31:11,410 --> 00:31:13,340
Who are you really?
785
00:31:13,350 --> 00:31:15,990
Look, Declan was right. I am a narc.
786
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:17,340
I'm a magic narc.
787
00:31:17,350 --> 00:31:20,280
I was sent here to capture
you and take you in, but...
788
00:31:20,290 --> 00:31:22,280
You ain't sending me back to prison.
789
00:31:22,290 --> 00:31:23,610
I'm not gonna do it.
790
00:31:23,620 --> 00:31:25,820
- Haircut!
- [SIGHS]
791
00:31:25,830 --> 00:31:27,420
Then what are you gonna do?
792
00:31:27,430 --> 00:31:30,250
♪ ♪
793
00:31:30,260 --> 00:31:32,260
You told me that you
wanted to shock people
794
00:31:32,270 --> 00:31:33,760
and wake them up.
795
00:31:33,770 --> 00:31:36,490
Well, that's what I'm
gonna do... to my own team.
796
00:31:36,500 --> 00:31:38,700
You asked me who I really am?
797
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:41,970
I'm a punk.
798
00:31:41,980 --> 00:31:44,970
[HEROIC DRAMATIC MUSIC]
799
00:31:44,980 --> 00:31:47,570
♪ ♪
800
00:31:47,580 --> 00:31:49,240
Come on, Ray, open the door.
801
00:31:49,250 --> 00:31:50,810
Or we burn it down.
802
00:31:50,820 --> 00:31:57,860
♪ ♪
803
00:32:04,420 --> 00:32:07,380
Ah. Lunch is here.
804
00:32:07,390 --> 00:32:09,150
Yes.
805
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:11,680
Hey, I have an idea for you guys.
806
00:32:11,690 --> 00:32:14,280
- Who guys?
- You guys. The Time Bureau.
807
00:32:14,290 --> 00:32:15,920
Oh.
808
00:32:15,930 --> 00:32:18,390
Sorry, uh, that was
supposed to be top secret.
809
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:21,060
Oh, no worries, because I was thinking,
810
00:32:21,070 --> 00:32:23,340
you know how time zones go up and down?
811
00:32:23,350 --> 00:32:25,960
Well, what about sideways?
812
00:32:25,970 --> 00:32:28,800
Sideways time zones. Huh? Like across?
813
00:32:28,810 --> 00:32:30,770
So you wouldn't have to
change your clock when took...
814
00:32:30,780 --> 00:32:34,100
BOTH: A solo road trip across America!
815
00:32:34,110 --> 00:32:36,810
- That's genius.
- Thanks! [LAUGHS]
816
00:32:36,820 --> 00:32:38,080
What is happening?
817
00:32:38,090 --> 00:32:41,310
- Sorry I have to do this.
- [DEVICE WHIRS]
818
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:45,090
And have a nice day.
819
00:32:46,830 --> 00:32:50,190
Okay, you got a sandwich.
820
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:52,960
I got a sandwich.
821
00:32:52,970 --> 00:32:56,060
Pro tip... Bureau pays for
lunch so make sure you eat enough
822
00:32:56,070 --> 00:32:58,660
so you're not hungry
again until tomorrow.
823
00:32:58,670 --> 00:33:01,240
You really do know
all the boring tricks.
824
00:33:03,610 --> 00:33:06,570
I can see you're in a funk.
Is this still about Amaya?
825
00:33:06,580 --> 00:33:09,340
Lay it on the Gar-Bear.
It's okay to cry.
826
00:33:09,350 --> 00:33:10,640
In fact...
827
00:33:10,650 --> 00:33:12,610
it's encouraged.
828
00:33:12,620 --> 00:33:15,850
[PLANT SNARLING]
829
00:33:15,860 --> 00:33:17,600
Gary, where did you get that plant?
830
00:33:17,610 --> 00:33:19,450
It's from our first mission together.
831
00:33:19,460 --> 00:33:22,330
I wanted it to have a
special meaning for us.
832
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:26,090
Gary?
833
00:33:26,100 --> 00:33:28,230
Gary, it's magical.
834
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:29,860
It is?
835
00:33:29,870 --> 00:33:33,230
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
836
00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:34,870
♪ ♪
837
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:36,630
[WOMAN SCREAMS]
838
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:38,670
Gary, stapler.
839
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:40,370
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
840
00:33:40,380 --> 00:33:43,240
Today we ride! Hyah!
841
00:33:43,250 --> 00:33:48,180
Well, no sign of Ray or
the creature, Captain.
842
00:33:48,190 --> 00:33:50,880
Sara? Sara?
843
00:33:50,890 --> 00:33:53,880
Hmm. Maybe you should have
put a tracker in her comm.
844
00:33:53,890 --> 00:33:58,120
♪ ♪
845
00:33:58,130 --> 00:34:00,320
What the hell, Ray?
846
00:34:00,330 --> 00:34:01,970
All right, come on.
847
00:34:03,700 --> 00:34:05,700
[GROANING]
848
00:34:05,710 --> 00:34:07,800
♪ ♪
849
00:34:07,810 --> 00:34:10,130
Sara, Charlie decked me.
850
00:34:10,140 --> 00:34:13,200
♪ ♪
851
00:34:13,210 --> 00:34:14,550
Oh, no.
852
00:34:16,720 --> 00:34:19,080
No.
853
00:34:19,090 --> 00:34:22,010
Sara? Sara?
854
00:34:22,020 --> 00:34:23,380
Mick.
855
00:34:23,390 --> 00:34:24,920
♪ ♪
856
00:34:24,930 --> 00:34:27,720
- [DEVICE POWERS UP, FIRES]
- Oh, no.
857
00:34:27,730 --> 00:34:34,730
♪ ♪
858
00:34:34,740 --> 00:34:36,260
Stop.
859
00:34:36,270 --> 00:34:38,110
Don't hurt my friends.
860
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:39,960
Your friends are drones.
861
00:34:39,970 --> 00:34:42,070
No, they're better than that.
862
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:43,370
I'm not taking the chance.
863
00:34:43,380 --> 00:34:45,600
No way I'm going back to prison.
864
00:34:45,610 --> 00:34:46,940
Atom suit... disassemble.
865
00:34:46,950 --> 00:34:49,110
Dr. Palmer voice authenticated.
866
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:56,150
♪ ♪
867
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:06,110
- Guess you're a drone, too.
- That's enough.
868
00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:07,520
Zari.
869
00:35:07,530 --> 00:35:09,460
♪ ♪
870
00:35:09,470 --> 00:35:12,660
Great. Now let's send
this beast to hell.
871
00:35:12,670 --> 00:35:13,960
Wait.
872
00:35:13,970 --> 00:35:15,990
Hell? What the hell?
873
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,350
Guys, come on, look...
874
00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:18,800
let's think about this, all right?
875
00:35:18,810 --> 00:35:20,470
She is not evil.
876
00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:23,340
She stole your suit and
tried to kill us, Ray.
877
00:35:23,350 --> 00:35:25,940
That's the ballsiest thing
you've ever done, Haircut.
878
00:35:25,950 --> 00:35:27,910
She's only doing what any
one of you would have done
879
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:28,930
if you were cornered.
880
00:35:28,940 --> 00:35:31,060
We let her out, this is on us.
881
00:35:31,070 --> 00:35:33,780
[CHANTING]
882
00:35:33,790 --> 00:35:37,120
The portal is open, now
send the monster through.
883
00:35:37,130 --> 00:35:40,180
I'll show you what a
real monster looks like.
884
00:35:40,190 --> 00:35:41,560
Like this.
885
00:35:41,570 --> 00:35:43,230
♪ ♪
886
00:35:43,240 --> 00:35:46,100
Like someone who'd
rather do what's easy...
887
00:35:46,110 --> 00:35:49,170
than figure out what's right.
888
00:35:49,180 --> 00:35:51,570
Someone who'd send an innocent to hell.
889
00:35:51,580 --> 00:35:54,000
Don't fall for its bloody parlor tricks.
890
00:35:54,010 --> 00:35:57,240
Ray said your team's
moral compass is missing.
891
00:35:57,250 --> 00:36:01,180
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
892
00:36:01,190 --> 00:36:03,410
Can you send her to hell?
893
00:36:03,420 --> 00:36:05,550
Zari, you're too smart to
fall for this bloody creature.
894
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:06,560
Now send it through.
895
00:36:06,570 --> 00:36:09,050
I can't keep the portal open forever.
896
00:36:09,060 --> 00:36:15,060
♪ ♪
897
00:36:15,070 --> 00:36:17,030
No, I can't do it.
898
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:20,900
♪ ♪
899
00:36:20,910 --> 00:36:23,030
All right, we're gonna
figure this out on the ship.
900
00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:24,570
Fine. But I'm not letting
901
00:36:24,590 --> 00:36:27,170
a shapeshifter on the bloody ship.
902
00:36:27,180 --> 00:36:30,320
[CHANTING]
903
00:36:32,050 --> 00:36:34,280
What did you do to me, you ass?
904
00:36:34,290 --> 00:36:37,080
It's a lobotomy of sorts.
905
00:36:37,090 --> 00:36:40,050
Your shapeshifting days
are over, sweetheart.
906
00:36:40,060 --> 00:36:41,590
No!
907
00:36:50,630 --> 00:36:52,420
Come on, you cowards!
908
00:36:52,430 --> 00:36:54,760
[SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY] Come on down here.
909
00:36:54,770 --> 00:36:56,670
We can't just leave her
locked in there forever.
910
00:36:56,680 --> 00:37:00,250
You are on thin ice in terms
of what we can and cannot do.
911
00:37:00,260 --> 00:37:02,300
Those punks were a bad influence on you.
912
00:37:02,310 --> 00:37:04,720
Oh, well, maybe you just
don't know as much about me
913
00:37:04,730 --> 00:37:06,940
as you think you do.
914
00:37:06,950 --> 00:37:10,330
You were an Eagle Scout,
former CEO of Palmer Tech.
915
00:37:10,340 --> 00:37:12,180
Your favorite musical
is "Singing in the Rain."
916
00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:14,120
You're allergic to cats and Grodd,
917
00:37:14,130 --> 00:37:15,740
and you were knighted by Queen Guinevere
918
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:17,590
Sir Raymond of the Palms.
919
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:19,890
- Okay, so you know a lot.
- Yeah.
920
00:37:19,900 --> 00:37:23,060
But you don't know that I was the man
921
00:37:23,110 --> 00:37:25,810
who helped Nora Dark
escape the Time Bureau.
922
00:37:25,820 --> 00:37:27,610
You what?
923
00:37:27,620 --> 00:37:30,150
She's not going to
sleep with you, Haircut.
924
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:32,120
That is not why I did it.
925
00:37:32,130 --> 00:37:34,430
I just believe she
can be a better person.
926
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:37,110
Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe she's
a terrible, horrible monster.
927
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:39,860
But I believe she should be
given the chance to find out.
928
00:37:39,870 --> 00:37:42,530
Everyone else on this ship
has been given a second chance.
929
00:37:42,540 --> 00:37:44,160
Why doesn't she get one?
930
00:37:44,170 --> 00:37:46,600
[SIGHS] Look, you better
not be wrong about her.
931
00:37:46,610 --> 00:37:49,540
But right now we need to
deal with our current captive.
932
00:37:49,550 --> 00:37:51,310
She cannot stay on the ship.
933
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:53,230
Yeah, especially now with Amaya's face.
934
00:37:53,240 --> 00:37:54,630
It's frickin' creepy.
935
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:57,440
You broke her, you fix her, weasel.
936
00:37:57,450 --> 00:37:59,550
Make her not Amaya again.
937
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:02,120
Spell doesn't work like that, Womble.
938
00:38:02,130 --> 00:38:04,510
I took away her power to transform.
939
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:06,850
It's like clipping an angel's wings.
940
00:38:06,860 --> 00:38:10,120
You can't exactly unclip them.
941
00:38:10,130 --> 00:38:12,160
Whoo!
942
00:38:12,170 --> 00:38:15,700
That was one surprisingly
strong little plant.
943
00:38:15,710 --> 00:38:18,090
Surprisingly full of goo.
944
00:38:18,100 --> 00:38:19,700
I like what you've done with the place.
945
00:38:19,710 --> 00:38:23,340
Sort of a little
office of horrors theme.
946
00:38:23,350 --> 00:38:25,940
Nate showed the plant
who's boss, Captain Lance.
947
00:38:25,950 --> 00:38:26,960
Oh, yeah?
948
00:38:26,970 --> 00:38:29,040
Although the plant did
get in a lot of punches.
949
00:38:29,050 --> 00:38:30,310
Okay, Gar-Gar.
950
00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:32,680
All right, let's leave a little
something to the imagination.
951
00:38:32,690 --> 00:38:34,170
Speaking of, you should
probably change your shirt
952
00:38:34,180 --> 00:38:35,180
before Ava gets back.
953
00:38:35,181 --> 00:38:37,450
I can see where your nipple was.
954
00:38:41,660 --> 00:38:45,560
And the handshake.
955
00:38:45,570 --> 00:38:47,030
Aw.
956
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:49,530
You already found a new time bro.
957
00:38:49,540 --> 00:38:51,110
He's growing on me.
958
00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:53,440
Okay, but really, when are
you coming back to the ship?
959
00:38:53,450 --> 00:38:54,510
There's a situation
960
00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:56,630
that I could really use your input on.
961
00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:59,430
[CLEARS THROAT] When I took
this job at the Time Bureau,
962
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:01,440
I thought I was doing it for my dad
963
00:39:01,450 --> 00:39:04,140
or even maybe a little bit for Ava.
964
00:39:04,150 --> 00:39:08,450
But, um, the truth is, I was
trying to avoid the Waverider.
965
00:39:08,460 --> 00:39:09,810
Why?
966
00:39:09,820 --> 00:39:12,230
Because every room I
went into on that ship,
967
00:39:12,240 --> 00:39:14,050
I was hoping she'd be there.
968
00:39:14,060 --> 00:39:16,360
[SENTIMENTAL MUSIC]
969
00:39:16,370 --> 00:39:18,760
- Amaya.
- Yeah.
970
00:39:18,770 --> 00:39:21,130
But I'm over it.
971
00:39:21,140 --> 00:39:25,170
Amaya is no longer on the Waverider.
972
00:39:25,180 --> 00:39:27,270
That's it.
973
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:30,300
I'm sorry, you wanted
to talk about something?
974
00:39:30,310 --> 00:39:34,070
Um, no, it can... it'll wait.
975
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:37,740
Maybe a little Bureau time
is exactly what you need.
976
00:39:37,750 --> 00:39:39,910
So I think you should stay here...
977
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:42,940
because I like to watch you grow.
978
00:39:42,950 --> 00:39:45,450
- Mm. Thank you, Sara.
- Yeah.
979
00:39:45,460 --> 00:39:46,790
Hi.
980
00:39:48,100 --> 00:39:49,420
Uh, wow.
981
00:39:49,430 --> 00:39:51,760
[CLICKS TONGUE]
982
00:39:51,770 --> 00:39:54,790
So enough chitchat. Dinner? Drinks?
983
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:56,500
Should we just get straight to it?
984
00:39:56,510 --> 00:39:59,000
Whoa, whoa, what did I say
about professional boundaries.
985
00:39:59,010 --> 00:40:00,200
Sorry.
986
00:40:00,210 --> 00:40:03,100
I mean, look at this place.
987
00:40:03,110 --> 00:40:04,570
Can you please tell me...
988
00:40:04,580 --> 00:40:07,310
How do you keep five
Legends on a leash at once?
989
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:08,750
Very loosely,
990
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:12,070
because sometimes we pull
you in the right direction.
991
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:18,830
Hey, you got a minute?
992
00:40:20,110 --> 00:40:22,300
I just wanted to say... About the pub...
993
00:40:22,310 --> 00:40:23,810
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
994
00:40:23,820 --> 00:40:26,940
Listen, if you're here to have
some weepy, heart-to-heart,
995
00:40:26,950 --> 00:40:28,810
end-of-the-mission hug
fest where you tell me
996
00:40:28,820 --> 00:40:30,280
that my problems are your problems
997
00:40:30,290 --> 00:40:32,080
and that happiness is
just one friend away
998
00:40:32,090 --> 00:40:35,190
and all that bollocks,
don't bother, yeah?
999
00:40:36,630 --> 00:40:39,660
Hey, you don't know me.
1000
00:40:39,670 --> 00:40:42,100
I wouldn't do that. That would be lame.
1001
00:40:43,670 --> 00:40:45,090
Yeah, it would.
1002
00:40:45,100 --> 00:40:47,340
So why are you here?
1003
00:40:50,980 --> 00:40:53,300
I wanted to give you
this surveillance photo
1004
00:40:53,310 --> 00:40:56,140
I took of you and your mom.
1005
00:40:56,150 --> 00:40:59,610
♪ ♪
1006
00:40:59,620 --> 00:41:01,480
Thank you...
1007
00:41:01,490 --> 00:41:06,150
you know, for not
doing any of that stuff.
1008
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:08,320
Yeah. Anytime.
1009
00:41:08,330 --> 00:41:10,320
[CLEARS THROAT]
1010
00:41:10,330 --> 00:41:17,370
♪ ♪
1011
00:41:23,110 --> 00:41:26,140
[SIGHS] I hate cops.
1012
00:41:26,150 --> 00:41:28,770
[SCOFFS] I am well aware of that, Mick.
1013
00:41:28,780 --> 00:41:32,110
Well, today we nearly became cops.
1014
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:34,240
Yeah, but we didn't.
1015
00:41:34,250 --> 00:41:38,160
No. Thanks to you, Rayge.
1016
00:41:38,170 --> 00:41:39,850
Aw. Thanks, Mick.
1017
00:41:39,860 --> 00:41:41,220
All right, are you two plonkers
1018
00:41:41,230 --> 00:41:43,020
just gonna stand there and stare at me,
1019
00:41:43,030 --> 00:41:45,460
or is one of you gonna
poor me a bloody pint?
1020
00:41:45,470 --> 00:41:48,680
- She definitely isn't Amaya.
- Ahh!
1021
00:41:48,690 --> 00:41:49,950
No.
1022
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:51,310
But I do like her.
1023
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:54,580
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