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Okay, now, you see this right here? Pick
a card, any card.
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Go ahead.
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All right, now, both of y 'all look at
that card. Y 'all looking at it? Yeah.
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Okay, rip it in half.
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Okay, rip it in half again.
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Okay, throw it over your right shoulder.
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That card was the seven of clubs.
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Wrong.
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Okay, pick another card.
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Okay, rip it in half. Guys, guys, look,
guys.
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Boy, am I in trouble. You've got to help
me. This is the worst thing that ever
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happened to me.
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Don't tell me.
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You wore out a foot in your Dr.
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Denton's.
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Will you come on? This is serious.
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Oh, you wore out boat foots.
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Hey, look, Arnold, don't mind these
clowns over here.
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You just tell Uncle Juan what ails you.
Well, Uncle Juan, last night, Mary
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Johnson called me up and asked me to
that party tonight.
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Oh, you turned her down, huh?
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Oh, worse, I said, yes.
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What am I going to do?
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Well, for starters, you can go to the
party with her.
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I can't do that.
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Every time I'm around you, I freeze up.
My tongue gets all tight and
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my hands get all sweaty.
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I know.
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Sounds like you in love.
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Either that.
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or you got a case of hoof and mouth
disease.
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That's it.
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That's it. Every time I'm around her, I
open my mouth and I put my hoof in it.
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I mean, it was a lot easier to talk to
her when we was just friends, you know,
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but now she's a date and everything's
different.
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Arnold, Arnold, look.
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Communicating with the opposite sex
isn't that difficult.
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Just forget the girls and pretend
they're regular people.
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Yeah, come on, guy. You're a man.
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She's a woman.
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You're tough.
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She's soft.
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Blow in her ears. She'll love it.
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What if it makes you mad?
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Oh, Arnold, don't worry about nothing,
man. Most chicks don't throw a punch on
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the first date.
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Okay, I'll try. I'll be tough. Okay,
come on. I'll be mean. Macho man.
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Macho man.
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and wait and impress her at that party
tonight, she's never going to go out
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me again.
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Oh, Arnold, come on, man. Relax. Take it
easy. You're going to be all right.
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You're going to do just fine. Don't
worry about nothing. Yeah, but what am I
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going to say to her when she asks why
I'm not talking?
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Just tell her you're a little horse.
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Hey, Arnold.
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Listen, I couldn't help but overhear.
You know, you're having a little problem
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with the females of the opposite sex,
huh?
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That's none of your business, Carvelli.
Well, Arnold, come on. Look, I'm not
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going to spread this around the school,
you know. Look, I'm not that kind of
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guy. Yeah, there ain't no money in that.
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Look, for a small fee, I can fix you up
with a magic potion that will give you
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the courage that you need.
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Yeah? What is it? Come over here.
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Arnold, check it out.
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Liquid backbone.
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This is whiskey. I don't want this.
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You don't want it? Hey, no problem.
Look, Arnold, there's lots of people
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pay cash for this, you know. It's fine.
Look, you want to make a fool out of
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yourself in front of Mary.
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That's all right with me.
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Here, I'll bill you. Come on, Murray.
Let's go skin the girl.
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Hey, come on.
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Welcome back.
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Your dreams were your ticket out.
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Welcome back to that same old place that
you laughed about.
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Well, the names have all changed since
you hung around.
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But those dreams have remained and
they've turned around.
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Who'd have thought they'd need ya? Who'd
have thought they'd need ya? Back here
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where we need ya.
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Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome
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back.
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He was acting so strangely at the party
last night.
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Berserk was more like it.
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You know, he was even acting weird when
he picked me up.
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Kept calling my mother Tootsie.
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You think that's weird?
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That's what he was calling me all last
night, too.
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When I got a ride home with Sally, he
was dancing on a tabletop. Yeah, well,
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should have stuck around until 2 o
'clock in the morning.
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He challenged the football team to a
fight.
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No, the crazy thing was that he had the
whole football team all scared.
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Good morning.
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As you know, your poetry assignments are
due this morning.
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Mr. Epstein, I think we'll start with
you.
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Epstein, your poem.
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The title of my poem is Fleas.
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case, the title of your mark is F.
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Tough stuff.
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All right, Charmaine, what's the big
idea of starting a class without me?
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Well, you'll have to forgive me, Arnold.
I just don't know what came over me.
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The bell rang, and before I knew it, I'd
started the class.
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pass this time. The next time you watch
it.
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Thank you so much.
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Now, I'm not trying to push my luck
here, but you wouldn't happen to have a
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tardy excuse on you, would you?
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You want a tardy excuse?
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I'll give you a tardy excuse.
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have to excuse Arnold. He gets a little
cranky when his malt -o -meal is lumpy.
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Yeah, how would you like a lumpy lip,
sheephead?
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Boy,
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you people are dreary.
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Not you, baby.
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All right, Mr.
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Horshack. Since you seem to have the
attention of the class Why don't you
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get up on your feet and give us your
poetry assignment?
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It would be my pleasure
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to read my poem, and anybody that tries
to stop me is looking for big trouble.
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Well, trouble is my middle name.
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Oh, God, come on, huh?
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Grab a seat. It ain't worth all this,
huh? Are you going to let me read my
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or not?
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No, come on, man. Cut it out, man. Just
sit down. I will not sit down!
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Arnold, please.
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You people are making fun of me.
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Don't think I don't know it. You've been
making fun of me all my life, but
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you're not going to do it anymore.
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Nobody's making fun of you. Not another
thing!
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You're going to the prom with me on
Friday night.
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I'll pick you up at 8 .30.
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Well,
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he sure got over his shyness with girls.
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Say, Alan, we're here to pick up our
tickets for the prom.
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Oh, gee, I'm sorry, guys, but we still
allowed the prom tickets on yesterday.
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Well, what are you talking about?
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You said you were going to save those
discount tickets for us so we can get
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cash together.
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Yeah, now we've got to pay full price at
the door.
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Yeah, I never said any such thing.
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You did, too. How could you forget? It
was just a day before yesterday.
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Look, are you calling me a liar? I'm not
calling you a liar. I'm calling you a
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pea -brained pal.
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Anybody with half a mind will remember a
promise to a friend.
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I don't forget my promises to my
friends.
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I don't believe this.
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Well, I gotta get going here, Mr.
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Benedict Arnold Horshack.
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I don't believe it.
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Looks to me like Arnold's had a blowout
of the brain, and he's riding on the
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rims.
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Just run away.
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Your teeth, if you don't straighten up.
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Arnold, where's your head at, man?
You're leaving the counter here with
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here. What's wrong with you?
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Yeah, come on, man.
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Don't blow it, guys. I was just around
the corner in my locker room. Look, I
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don't care what you was doing. You
understand me, man?
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You're never supposed to leave the
counter with money on it. What's wrong
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you?
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Oh.
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You don't like the money on the
counters, huh? No, I don't like the
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counter. That's the problem? Yeah,
that's the problem.
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And a problem.
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What's the matter with you, Arnold? Are
you crazy or something? Yeah, I'm crazy.
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I'm crazy to think that I could ever be
partners with you. Look, you want to run
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the school store, you got it.
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Run into the ground for all I care.
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That's all right.
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Here, Freddie, let me help you. You want
to help me?
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You just keep Arnold out of my sight
before I make him a permanent part of
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locker. Just cool down a little bit now.
Let me see what I can do about this.
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You redecorating Arnold?
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What's it to you?
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Well, I've been wondering what's been
keeping you out of my class for the last
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couple of days.
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Is something the matter?
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Yes, something is the matter, Miss
Tremaine.
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You see, I'm sick and tired of everybody
asking me if something's the matter.
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I'm fine, okay? I'm just fine. Never
better.
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Now, why don't you just go peddle your
poetry and leave me alone?
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And I'm telling you, if you don't cough
up more money for lab animals, the
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students are going to start dissecting
each other.
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That's not a bad idea.
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Mr. Woodman, I hate to interrupt you
when you're having such a good time.
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I have to speak to you on a very serious
matter.
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It has to do with a drinking problem.
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Well, if it's a student who's drinking,
we'll expel him.
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That wasn't so tough, was it?
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Mr. Woodman, Let's just forget that
you're the principal and that I'm the
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teacher for a moment, and let's just say
I'm talking about a friend of mine.
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Oh.
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Oh, I get it.
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Have a seat, G.
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Thank you.
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Now, tell me all about your friend's
troubles.
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Well, this just started recently.
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But already I've seen some signs of
alcohol abuse, and there's been a
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personality change and a lot of snapping
at the kids in class and just a general
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decline in the schoolwork.
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Oh, sorry.
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A loss of coordination?
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Yes, and that too.
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Mr. Woodman, this person has already
come to school drunk.
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Tell me, dear.
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Does this person take a drink first
thing in the morning?
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I don't know. Only my friend could
answer that for sure. Well, of course.
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friend is very clever.
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Mr. Woodman, I just don't know what to
do.
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I feel so helpless.
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Well, of course you do.
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But at least you recognize there's a
problem. That's half the battle right
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there. Now what do I do about it?
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Well, the first thing you have to do is
get off the sauce.
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You're too bright a woman to drown your
future in a bottle.
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Oh, Mr. Woodman, this is not about me. I
say pull yourself up by your bootstraps
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and never look back.
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But, Mr. Woodman, you've got this all
wrong.
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I have not. I read the same advice in
Ann Lander's column yesterday morning.
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And Annie's never wrong.
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God, I love that woman.
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All right, now. All right. Now listen to
me.
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I've asked you all here because I'm very
concerned about Arnold.
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Why didn't you make Arnold miss his
lunch?
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Yeah, I couldn't make him act any meaner
than he's been acting anyway.
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Say that again.
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I've called you here because you're all
Arnold's friends.
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Let's get out of here.
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Sit down.
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And as Arnold's friends, I think you
should be made aware that, well,
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got a drinking problem.
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You mean he has trouble swallowing?
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I mean that this personality change
that's come over him is because of
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Come on, come on. Horschak doesn't touch
anything stronger than Ovaltine.
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That's right. And even then he says the
bubbles tickle his nose.
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Well, correct me if I'm wrong, but I
found this in Arnold's locker. And I
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do not think this is Ovaltine.
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And that ain't Ovaltine.
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This is Louisiana Stump Blower.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a
minute. Let me see that here.
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Let me see it, Bo.
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I beg to differ with you, Bo.
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This is the finest Kentucky whiskey you
can buy for $1 .37.
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Yeah, he says high -class right good.
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Just how much do you know about this,
Carvelli? All I know is I sold the guy a
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little something before a party.
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To help him calm his nerves. That's all.
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How much have you sold him since?
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Madam, you'll find me deeply.
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Now, Cavelli is an entrepreneur, sure.
I'm always out to make a fast buck. But
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I'm not a corrupt or a youth.
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Now, look, Arnold may be drinking like a
fish, but he's not getting it from me
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anymore.
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He hasn't even paid me for the first
bottle yet.
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Maybe he's collecting the empties for a
refund, huh?
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I think Arnold's problem is too serious
to be laughed off. Are you saying that
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Arnold is an alcoholic?
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No, I don't think he has a physical
dependency on alcohol.
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But he may be developing an emotional
dependency that could lead to a physical
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dependency. Why haven't we seen him
drunk?
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Oh, you have, Bo.
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You don't have to be sloppy to be drunk.
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Alcohol affects everybody differently.
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And with Arnold... It's a personality
change.
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Are you accusing Arnold Horschak of
having a personality?
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I haven't told Mr. Woodman about this
yet, but I will if Arnold doesn't stop
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drinking.
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Now, that's where you guys come in.
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You're Arnold's friend.
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He looks up to you. He trusts you. Not
anymore, he doesn't. Arnold, I was just
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saying to you... What were you going to
say?
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Arnold, I've been going through your
personal property so I can get evidence
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against you. Arnold, I gathered your
friends, your friends, so that they
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stab you in the back.
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Arnold, come on now. Back off, man. You
got the wrong idea.
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Come on, Arnold. We're here. We care
about you.
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Arnold, man, drinking that junk, man,
that's not your answer. That's your
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problem. Just take this one. Give it to
me. The only problem I've got is finding
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myself a new set of friends.
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Arnold.
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Arnold, wait.
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I can't stop you from drinking, but I
won't stand for you doing it on my time.
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You bring one more bottle into this
school, and I'll personally see to it
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you and the bottle are tossed out.
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All right, now you listen to me.
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I am sick and tired of your
interference.
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You stay out of my locker, and you stay
out of my life!
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What's all the commotion?
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I can hear you clear down the hall.
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It's nothing, Mr. Woodman, just a
personal problem.
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So I see. Oh, Mr.
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Woodman.
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That's a good start, G.
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Shake,
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shake, shake.
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Shake, shake, shake.
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Shake that booty.
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Shake that... Oh, G, I want to ask you a
question.
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Yeah? What's a booty?
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Why do you ask?
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I want to make sure I'm shaking the
right thing.
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about it, Mr. Woodman. If you shake it,
you'll know it.
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Shake, shake, shake.
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The boys has arrived.
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Let the good times roll.
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My, you look fine.
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Yeah, yeah, it's one of the advantages
of having an uncle in the dry cleaning
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business, you know.
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It's just a shame that we got to get
them back in their plastic bags by the
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morning.
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Hey, Mr. Maynard, have you seen Arnold
yet? No, but I'm keeping an eye out for
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him. Well, you know what they say, eight
eyes are better than two, so we'll help
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you. All right. All right, now why don't
you take the girls and powder your
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cassages. We'll meet you over here in a
couple minutes, all right?
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See you later, baby.
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Never fear, the horse shack is here.
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Mary, Mary, what have we here?
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Epstein, where's the funeral?
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Mary, you look lovely. She looks lovely.
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Mary, you look great. You mind if we
have a little talk with Arnold for a few
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minutes? We have a little unfinished
business.
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We'll bring him right back in a moment.
Don't worry about it, all right?
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Get your hands off me! You better safe
up, pal.
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If Mr. Ray finds you in this condition,
she's going to kick you out of the
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dance. Forget about the dance. She's
going to kick you out of school.
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Arnold Horchak kicked out of school?
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I'll drink to that. Not in front of me,
you ass. All right, if you... Come on,
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you don't need that stuff.
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It's only our second date and I've
killed her.
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Somebody call a doctor, quick.
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Arnold, Arnold, listen to see if her
heart is beating.
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Listen to see if her heart is beating.
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So why don't she wake up? She's knocked
out. Give her some air, Arnold.
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Give her air. Give her air.
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Move back. Give her air. Mary.
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Mary, please.
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Mary, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean it
really. I didn't. Mary, please. Mary,
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up.
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Mary, if only you would speak to me.
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Arnold, I don't go this far on a second
date.
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Mary, are you all right?
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I've been better.
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Mary, I'm so sorry.
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I don't know what happened. It's just
that you were drinking, Arnold, and
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got to stop.
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Well, I only did it to impress you.
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I would never do anything to hurt you,
Mary, never ever. Oh, Arnold, don't you
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see? When you hurt yourself, you hurt me
the most.
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Beside the real you I'm impressed with.
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You really mean that?
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I really do.
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Who needs liquor?
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I got love.
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Nice, huh?
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What's wrong, Freddy?
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Oh, I just got something in my eye.
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Welcome back.
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Your dreams were your...
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Kick it out.
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Welcome back to that same old place that
you laughed about.
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Well, the names have all changed since
you hung around.
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But those dreams have remained and
they've turned around.
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Who'd have thought they'd lead ya? Who'd
have thought they'd lead ya? Back here
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where we need ya. Back here where we
need ya. We tease him a lot.
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Cause we got him on the spot. Welcome
back.
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Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome
back.
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Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome
back.
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We always could spot a friend.
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Welcome back.
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And I smile when I think how you must
have been.
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And I know what a scene you were
learning in.
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Was there something that made you come
back again?
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Then what could ever lead ya? What could
ever lead ya? Back there where we need
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ya. Back there.
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