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Well, guys, here it is, lunchtime again.
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Otherwise known as Mother's Revenge.
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Yeah, hey, Arnold.
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That's one form of child abuse that they
ain't doing nothing about.
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Let's see what those little mothers
packed for us today, huh? Right.
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Oh, my.
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What you got, Arnold?
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Peanut butter and prune.
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And she knows I hate peanut butter.
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Well, it beats what I got.
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A leftover turkey sandwich.
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What's wrong with that, Freddy? It was
leftover since last Thanksgiving.
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What do you got, little one?
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I got my typical Wednesday afternoon
special.
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Chopped liver burrito.
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I got a good lunch today. Listen to
this.
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Swiss cheese and cornflakes on rye.
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Suddenly, my peanut butter and prune
sounds very tasty.
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No, it's neat.
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You know what you do? You take the Swiss
cheese, and you take cornflakes, and
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you stuff it in little holes.
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This way, when you eat it, you don't get
any cornflakes on your lap.
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Hey, guys, what do you say we have a
grab bag, huh? Yeah, put it on in. Hey,
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that's a good idea. There you go. Shake
it up.
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All right, let me get it. Hold it. Okay,
now everybody close your eyes, all
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right? Okay.
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Get on your mark.
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Get set.
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liver burrito.
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Like a cornflakes. Hey, this is a good
idea.
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Well, well, well, look at this Murray.
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Little babies is eating their lunches
that their mommies made for them.
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They say you eating baby food.
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Hey guys, don't you know that it was bad
manners to look so ugly while people
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was eating?
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Yeah, well, anyway, look at it. You guys
are sitting there brown bagging it.
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And, uh, I'm eating a lunch that's been
made by a professional.
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A real white burger.
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Hey, I know they didn't make that in the
school cafeteria.
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Of course not. Say, of course not. I got
this at the burger czar.
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Where the burgers are.
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This is a Rasputin special with Russian
dressing.
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He's talking about a commie burger to
go.
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Hey, Yaz, maybe we could go there
tomorrow for lunch, huh? Forget it.
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Unless you got a car, you can't eat
there. It's strictly a driving joint.
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He said no wheels, no meals.
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Oh, wow.
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And we gotta forget about it, man.
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No, no, no, wait a minute, wait a
minute. I hate to see you guys confined
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eating this meager fare for yet another
day.
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Do you mean to say that you would drive
down to the burger czar where the
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burgers are to get a burger for us?
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I'm going to do better than that,
Arnold.
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I'm going to sell you my car.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a
minute. No need for hesitation here.
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Gentlemen, I am prepared to offer you a
very, very sweet deal. Yeah, that sounds
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like what happened when Uncle Louie
tried to sell us a car. Yeah, which
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out to be the worst experience of all
our lives.
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Hey, Maria.
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Pull up a burger. I think we'll take a
listen to this little story here.
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All right, it all started when we all
saved up enough money where we thought
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could buy a car, right? So my Uncle
Louie said he could get us a good deal
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it. So we all call Uncle Louie, and he
comes back to us and makes it $150.
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Hey, Vinny, don't forget to add in my
life savings.
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Oh, yeah, $150 plus 87 cents.
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Guys,
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we just bought ourselves a car.
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I just can't wait until the local
peasantry gets a load of me behind the
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Sweet Arnold, slow down. Almost there.
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Whiplash!
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Call my lawyer.
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I'm doing all the driving. Here.
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Because my Uncle Louie gave us a good
deal on a car.
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And I put in most of the money, 90
bucks, and I got most of the experience
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behind a wheel anyway, so I get to do it
all.
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Yeah, but Vinnie, you spend most of your
time in the back seat.
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Well, that's behind a wheel, ain't it?
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Yeah, well, I put in the next highest
amount, so I get to ride shotgun.
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Yeah, yeah, well, my 25 bucks bought me
a window seat in the back.
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Hey, what do I get for my 87 cents?
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You get to ride up front, under the
hood.
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your nose for a dipstick.
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HR, tell me now, when do we get the car?
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All right, well, I told my Uncle Lou
that I'd give him the money this
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and he said he dropped the car by the
hospital after school, so... Ooh, look
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out, nurses! Here we go!
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Welcome back.
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Your dreams were your ticket out.
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Welcome back to that same old place that
you laughed about.
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Well, the names have all changed since
you hung around.
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But those dreams have remained and
they've turned around.
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Who'd have thought they'd need ya? Who'd
have thought they'd need ya? Back here
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where we need ya. Back here.
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We tease him a lot because we got him on
the spot. Welcome back.
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Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome
back.
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Welcome back. Welcome back. Yeah, we
tease him a lot because we got him on
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spot. Welcome back.
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Girls, you better go off to class, okay?
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Something has to be done about all these
students in these hallways. They're
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everywhere.
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Why can't we be like other schools and
have more dropouts?
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Good morning, Mr. Woodman.
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Where is Miss Sharbeck?
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She called me to sub for her again
today.
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What is it this time?
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I don't know. She said she has too many
white cells in her blood.
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Not quite sure what it means.
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There's a white sale at Bloomingdale's.
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And there's a white sale at Macy's. And
there's a white sale at Gimble's. And I
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could go on.
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No, don't. I get the picture.
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Send Gabe into my office, will you
please?
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You know, these halls would not be
nearly as crowded if he got on the ball
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started expelling some of these
students.
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Gabe isn't here either.
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Oh. Oh, you think maybe, uh, Gabe and
Miss... I'm a little something.
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No, Mr. Woodman, he's at that school
board seminar upstate. Another seminar?
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I give him a promotion and right away
he's a social butterfly.
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Mr. Woodman, when you were vice
principal, you went to those school
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seminars all the time.
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Yeah, and what did I get out of it?
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Year after year, seeing the same dreary
faces, hearing the same boring lectures,
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eating the same stale finger sandwiches.
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God, how I miss them.
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How you doing, Mr. Woodman?
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Gangsters.
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Mrs. Carter.
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So, where's the mister?
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He's at a seminar, Arnold. He'll be back
late tonight.
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Oh, yeah? Well, we got some good news
for him. Perhaps we could drop by your
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residence tonight.
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Not drop by, Vinnie. Yeah, yeah. It'd be
more like cruise.
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the maximum speed limit of course. What
are you guys talking about?
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We got ourselves a car.
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What?
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Are you crazy? That's grand theft.
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Now, I don't know where you got this
car, but take it back and turn
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in and maybe you'll get suspended
sentences.
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Mr. Woodman, I am ashamed of you as long
as you've known these boys and you are
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ready to think of the worst of them.
Yeah.
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Come here, fellas.
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Come on.
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Now, I don't care where you got that
car. I want you to take it back, turn
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yourselves in, and maybe you'll get
suspended then.
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Uh, come on, Mrs. Cotter. This ain't no
hot car.
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Well, it is when we're in it. Yeah.
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Hey, look here, Mrs. Cotter.
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Vinnie's Uncle Louie, he sold it to us
for 150 bucks. And 87 cents.
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Which should put us on the road to a car
full of kissy face.
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Girls.
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That's right.
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Girls. Hover, hover, hover. Before you
get your engines all revved up, let me
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remind you, no decent girl would be
caught dead with a sweat hog.
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What does that make me? I married one.
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You're different. You're from Nebraska.
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You were brought up with hogs.
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victory dancer in yet? Oh, just a
second. I'll check.
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Hold on your hats, boys. Tonight we make
the big touchdown in the sky.
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Oh, yeah. We're about to join the major
league.
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Oh, come on. Those girls are
cheerleaders. They never go out with us.
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Oh, yeah?
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Will you watch old Juan circumnavigate
this situation here?
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Morning, ladies.
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Would you and your friends like to go
out with me and my co -horses?
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Think of what being seen on the arm of a
star basketball player will do for your
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image.
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Yeah, it'll make me look short.
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Your mama's short.
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You guys don't know how to do anything.
You want to see a pro get the job done?
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Yeah. All right. Take notes, if you
like.
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I hate hospitals. Why do we got to pick
our car up at a hospital?
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It's because Benny works here and his
uncle's going to drop the car up here.
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Gee, I wonder if this car comes fully
equipped.
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Well, I know them cheerleaders showing
up there.
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I got us a decoration for the car.
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Oh, no, little one. A nice, thank
Christopher belongs in the front.
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Let him bring his own dice.
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Why, they ain't loaded.
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According to the New York driver's
manual, and I quote, nothing may be
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or on a vehicle so that it obstructs the
driver's clear view through the
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windshield. I'm sorry.
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I gotta use the dice. I ain't got no
baby shoes.
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Yeah, his family's still using them.
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They kept the shoes and they bronzed his
feet.
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I talked to Uncle Louie's house, and
they said that Uncle Louie left about an
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hour ago, so he should be here any
minute. Oh, good. Hey, Vinnie, since
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going to be doing all of the driving, I
would like to test you on the laws that
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govern our local highways and our
byways, okay?
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Let's start with page one, hand signals.
All right.
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What does this mean?
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Oh, I know what that means. That means
your underarm deodorant ain't dry yet.
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It's in Corner Bay Parkway and 86th
Street. No doubt from not using the
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hand signals.
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Get this patient into exam room three.
Step.
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Barbarino, move that patient now. Ray,
Ray, see that? When they need a real
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doctor, they get Barbarino.
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Look at this poor guy. He probably
didn't even know what hit him.
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Hey, this ain't no patient. This is my
Uncle Louie.
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It's a sad day in Brooklyn.
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Hey, man, that's bad news, boy, to be in
a car accident.
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In our car!
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Hey, Murray, give me another hamburger.
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This is definitely a two -hamburger
story if I ever heard one.
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You say this is a meaty story.
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Let me ask you something.
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If your uncle wrecked a car, Before you
got it, why didn't you just get your
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money back?
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I didn't know whether the car was
wrecked before I bought it.
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Look, the only thing I knew was the
worst thing that ever happened to us,
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Yeah.
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This is the worst
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thing that's ever happened to me. My
favorite Uncle Louie, my own flesh and
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blood, and he's lying in there with
multiple confusions.
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That sounds real bad, Vinnie. Did he say
where he was hit? In the arm.
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Was his arm inside or outside of the car
when it was hit?
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I don't know. I guess it was the door.
They said it was broken in two places.
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The door?
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No, his arm.
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Oh, for a second there, I thought I lost
my window seat.
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Hey, Vinnie, I don't want to sound
indelicate at a time like this,
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Did your uncle happen to mention the
state and condition of the car?
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Of course not. He was just in an
accident. Why would he do that?
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Did he? I want you to take a wild guess
now, buddy.
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What do you think your uncle was driving
in when he had the accident?
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He was delivering a car that we just
bought.
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He wrecked our car.
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He wrecked...
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All we know is that your uncle is
wrecked.
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That's true, Vinnie. There are a lot of
accidents in which a person is seriously
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injured and the car has but a scratch on
it.
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Of course, those accidents usually
involve a pedestrian.
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Wait here just a minute, and I'll check
with the doctors and see if the family's
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allowed in yet. I'm not a family. I'm
his wife.
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Aunt Josephine, please don't worry. I'm
sure Uncle Louis is going to be just
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fine.
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Oh, you are so nice to be here.
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In my hour of need, you are a saint.
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This is Horshack. Hi.
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And that is Washington.
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Hi, Mama Mia. And he's Epstein.
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Hello. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And this stupid
Uncle Louie went and wrecked our car.
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Just hold on here.
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Nice to meet you.
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Now, look, don't worry, girls. You just
show up here at the hospital, and we'll
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take care of everything.
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You're going to break your mother's
heart to know it better.
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Mrs. Barbarino. Yes? The doctor says you
can visit your husband just for a
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minute. He's in room 110.
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Wait a second.
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Before you go in there, you've got to
find out some things for us, okay?
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Anything. Anything.
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You boys are so, so good to be so
considerate about his Uncle Louie. What
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want to know? How bad was the car hit?
Will it still run? If not, can the back
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seat be salvaged?
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What did I tell you?
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and crap's here. Yeah, we should be
shooting your Uncle Louie.
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How could my Louie end up like this?
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Oh, no. He died of a broken arm.
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No, he's going to be fine.
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It's what he's done that is so horrible.
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I tell you, it is the will of God. The
man is being punished.
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Uncle Louie did something to God?
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Worse than that, your Uncle Louie's in
some shady business deal. You see?
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mention it a little while.
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Back off. This here is family stuff.
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All right, all right. We're going to
back off. We're going to back off. But
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my family ever starts some shady
business deal, see if I let you listen.
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Why would Uncle Louie do that? It was so
bad.
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This never would have happened if he
hadn't have bought her that wreck.
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Oh, no. The car is wrecked, huh? The car
was a complete wreck when he bought it
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in the junkyard for $25.
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$25? Yeah, and he's going to try to sell
it for $150 to some sucker.
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Poor suckers. But don't worry.
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I did the right thing. Yeah, broke his
other arm.
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No.
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No. I got his wallet right here with the
$150 I got him this morning. And I'm
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going to take it to the church and put
it in the poor box.
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But you can't do that, Aunt Josephine.
But then, Chancey, these things are best
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left in God's hands.
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Yeah, but...
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Maybe God is busy.
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God is never too busy to take $150.
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Well, you don't understand something
there, Joseph. That money is mine. I'm
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sucker. He sold the poo.
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Oh, Vinnie, Vinnie, you have such a
sweet mouth.
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How can you say such lies about your
uncle?
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They ain't lies there, Joseph. What did
I lie about my favorite uncle, Louie?
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The guy who, when I was a little kid, he
took me to Coney Island.
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He made me play stickball and bought me
my first mitt. What did I lie about my
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favorite uncle?
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I'm telling you, that rotten louse stole
my $150.
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Just give me the money. It's no big
deal.
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Vinnie, if this is your money, I want
you to have it.
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Good, thank you. Not until your uncle
looks me in the eye and tells me with
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own lips.
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Okay, come on. Let's go find out. Good.
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Mrs. Barbarino, you might as well go
home and get some sleep. We've just
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your husband a sedative.
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It's okay.
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I'm sure Uncle Louie can't sleep with
all this stuff on his mind.
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Why don't I go see if he's awake and you
stay here and wait for us to come back,
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okay?
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Okay,
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you
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guys know what to do, right?
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Vinnie, I'm telling you, man, this ain't
gonna never work. She ain't gonna
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believe this. Uncle Louie, do you want
your money back?
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Of course. Then do it.
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Hey, for 87 cents, I'll try anything.
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All right, Epstein, Epstein, you know
what to do?
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All right, good. Let's go.
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Aunt Josephine. Oh, Louie, Louie, oh, my
Louie, my Louie, oh, my Louie.
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Aunt Josephine, we've got to act quick
now, because he's under the influence of
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a sleeping pill, and I've got to get him
to the intensive restroom.
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Uncle Louie, tell her that it's my
money.
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See, he said it was my money.
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Vinnie Barbarino, what are you doing
with this patient?
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I think he's got appendicitis.
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I cannot believe it. Not until my Louie
looks me in the eye and tells me that
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this is your money.
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Tell her I'll...
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Thank you, Uncle Louie.
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Hey, we can stop this now. We got our
money back.
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Oh, thank you. I feel so much better.
You have wonderful hands.
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Hey, come on, you guys. We're going to
be late for the game.
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Oh, we ain't going to be late, baby,
because we're ready to move any time.
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Oh.
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Aunt Josephine.
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When you see Uncle Louie again, he's
going to be a different man.
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So you see, it all turned out all right
anyway because we still got to keep the
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date with the cheerleaders. Oh, yeah.
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And may I say we also got our money
back, too.
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And Uncle Louie turned out just fine.
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This lunch has proven to be a most, most
educational experience.
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Sure. Never buy nothing from a
Barbarino.
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No. Never eat nothing from a Burgasar.
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He'd say...
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Welcome back.
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Your dreams, will you tickle it out?
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Welcome back to that same old place that
you laughed about.
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Well, the names have all changed since
you hung around.
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But those dreams have remained and
they've turned around.
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Who'd have thought they'd lead ya? Who'd
have thought they'd lead ya? Back here
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where we need ya. Back here.
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Welcome back.
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Welcome back.
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Welcome back.
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Welcome back. Welcome back. Yeah, we
tease him a lot. Welcome back.
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Welcome back. Because we got him on the
spot.
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Welcome back.
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Welcome back.
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Yeah, we tease him a lot. Because we got
him on the spot. Welcome back.
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