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Hey, what's that new one?
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I got a complaint about this pencil you
sold me. It don't work.
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What seems to be the problem?
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Every time I write with it, it gets
duller.
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And then when I sharpen it, it gets
shorter.
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What we have here is a vicious cycle.
Duller, shorter, duller, shorter. I
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know what to do.
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You know what they say around here?
Anytime something keeps getting duller
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shorter, they make it the principle.
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Hyenas? You're all hyenas.
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I heard that, Mr. Woodman.
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You know, I admire a man who knows his
zoology.
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Thank you, Delibor.
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Hey,
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you guys sure have a lot of fun. You
know, I've always wanted to kind of
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Hey, I'll just study for that test. Oh,
I couldn't wait. There was this good TV
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program last night. My mother was on my
phone. What?
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Welcome back.
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Your dreams were your ticket out.
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Welcome back to that same old place that
you laughed about.
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Well, the names have all changed since
you hung around.
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But those dreams have remained and
they've turned around.
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Who'd have thought they'd lead ya? Who'd
have thought they'd lead ya? Back here
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where we need ya.
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Welcome back.
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Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome
back. Welcome
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back.
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Mr. Cotter's away at a teacher's
conference. Mr. Woodman's taking all his
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appointments.
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You have an appointment, don't you?
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Oh, yes.
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Mary Johnson.
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Mary Johnson. I was here yesterday.
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Gosh, Mary, I don't see your name down
here.
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There is a blank space at this time,
though.
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That's me.
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Julie, I'm going to lunch. If I have to
do my job and Cotter's, I must have a
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decent meal.
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Right now, I'll settle for a cafeteria.
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You have another appointment.
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I don't care. I have low blood sugar.
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If I don't eat on time, I get grumpy.
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Cancel the appointment and tell whoever
it is to come back later.
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Um, you're looking at her.
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It's Mary Johnson.
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Mary?
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Ah, good to see you.
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You want to step into my office?
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If it's inconvenient, I can come back.
No, no, no. Come right in.
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Don't suppose you have a Twinkie on you?
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a new student here, I don't think I've
seen you before.
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I'm the kind of person that's easy not
to notice.
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It's funny.
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Sometimes, like, I'll be talking in
class, you know, and it's like... Mr.
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Whitman, there are three Mary Johnsons
in the file, so I brought them all.
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Nobody ever hears me.
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Thanks, Julie. You're welcome.
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Um, I'm just gonna be gone for 30
minutes or so now. I'm gonna go down to
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cafeteria and, uh... You know... You
mean you can actually eat lunch knowing
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that I'm... up here on the verge of
malnutrition?
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Yes.
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You see, if I don't eat on time, I get
grumpy.
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I thought Cotter was the flaky one in
the family.
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Well, this is quite an impressive record
you have, Mary. Straight A average.
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President of the pep squad. No, that's
not me.
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That's Mary Johnson, the cheerleader.
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It's too bad.
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Talk about impressive. It is Scholastic
Swim Champ, captain of the girls'
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softball team.
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No, that's Mary Johnson the jock.
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Well, of course, here you are, Mary
Johnson.
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This is really some...
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Quite an impressive dental record you
have.
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That's me.
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Mary Johnson, the regular brusher.
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What can I do for you?
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I want to be transferred to the Special
Guidance Remedial Academics Group.
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You want to be a sweat hog?
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What is this, be kind to animals week?
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Hey, man, Mr. Woodman, man, somebody got
the gym all decorated for some pep
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rally. Now, how am I supposed to
practice for the game tonight?
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Washington, can't you see I'm trying to
have a conference with, uh... Mary
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Johnson.
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Mary Johnson?
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Hey, listen, Tootsie.
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You don't want to guard all the
decorations hanging from the hoops. No,
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would be Mary Johnson, the cheerleader.
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I'm the Mary Johnson with the good
teeth.
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Look, Washington, call off the practice
till after the rally.
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Call it off?
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But don't blame me in the game tonight
if my old slam dunk ain't got no funk.
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That is a typical sweat hog.
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His idea of nature study is watching
Metalog Lemon.
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Herbert Hoover melted!
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Now that's enough.
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Herbert Hoover what?
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It was horrible, Mr. Woodman. It was
horrible.
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It started with a little blue drip right
around his vest, okay?
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And then slowly it spread all over his
three -piece suit. It was turning blue
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and orange and green all the time,
bubbling, bubbling, bubbling.
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It wasn't a pretty sight.
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What are you talking about?
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I was showing this film on Herbert
Hoover and Mr. Wilkes' class.
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And the projector, the projector jammed
up on me. What am I going to do?
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Well, how do I know? Do I look like a
projectionist?
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No, but you look a little bit like
Herbert Hoover.
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Report it to maintenance.
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And upstate.
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Next time, knock.
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Now, looking at your record, I don't see
how I can possibly put you in with a
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sweat hog. I mean, that's a remedial
class, and you have a strong C average.
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That's my problem.
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I'm average.
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I see you've talked to your counselor
about this problem before.
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You know, I think... you'll find most
teenagers feel the same way.
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See what I mean?
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I can't even have a life crisis that
isn't average.
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Look, I'd like to help you, but if I
transfer you to the Sweathogs, that
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be like sending Albert Einstein to the
Planet of the Apes.
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You'd stick out like a sore thumb.
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That's what I want.
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Don't you see?
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That's one place I could be special.
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If my grades aren't bad enough, I'll
fail a few tests.
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Mr. Wood, I'm in dire need of a man with
your power and influence.
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Delabar, my boy, what can I do for you?
As you know, I haven't been here very
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long, and I still don't know my way
around very well.
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As a result, I made a wrong turn in gym
class this morning and found myself in
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the girls' locker room.
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That's a natural mistake.
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Well, when I saw all those girls, I was
so ashamed.
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started to leave.
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But being new here, I couldn't find the
door.
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Are you sure you're all right?
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Oh, just fine, sir.
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Except for the gym teacher. She's real
upset about all this.
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I was hoping maybe you could explain my
presence to her and smooth her ruffled
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feathers. Consider it done, my boy. I'll
take care of everything. You just go on
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back to gym class.
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Thank you, sir.
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You know...
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I admire a man who can take charge of a
potentially explosive situation and nip
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it in the bud.
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There goes a fine young man.
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Mr. Woodman, hurry up. You've got to
come with me. There's a food fight in
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cafeteria. Well, that's nothing new. Get
the coach to stop it.
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He started it.
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Come on, Mr. Woodman, we need a man of
your stature.
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You mean you need a strong authority
figure?
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I mean we need a low target.
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I tell you, there's no justice.
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I'm up here starving to death and down
there half the school is wearing my
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lunch.
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Oh, I'm sorry, I have to leave. I'll be
right back, uh, Ruth.
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mary johnson
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and cafeteria man. Come on, let's go
check it out. Come on.
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No.
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I don't like the soup they're throwing
today.
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All right, all right. Which one of you
guys did it?
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I didn't do it, little one. I would
never do a thing like that. I swear I
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never do a thing like that.
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Didn't do what?
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That's a very good question.
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Little one, what exactly was it that I
did not do?
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Well, I just took my projector down to
maintenance because somebody stuck some
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bubble gum in the sprockets.
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I think you did it, Freddy.
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I'm surprised you won't. How could you
accuse me of something like that as long
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as I'm in here? I would never, never do
nothing like that. If I did anything
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like that, may I be struck dead right
there.
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What was that?
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Well, either it came from the building
or they started throwing the meatloaf.
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Look, look, I think it came from up
there.
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That girl on the ledge must have kicked
it off, huh?
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Wow, man, what's that chick doing up
there?
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A person could get killed from falling
off a ledge like that.
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You know something?
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Well, I think that's what she's got in
mind.
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Come on, we'd better get some help and
facts. Come on.
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What do you mean there's a girl on a
ledge? Doesn't she know that loitering
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school property is in violation of a
city ordinance? I don't think she's
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planning on staying there that long, Mr.
Woodman.
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My God!
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That girl was just in my office. That's
Mary Johnson.
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Now, look, Mary, I want you to stay very
calm.
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Maybe if you'll just come inside, we can
talk over whatever's bothering you.
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Just stay very calm. Get away from that
window!
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I told you to stay calm!
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Is this some kind of a stunt to get me
to make you a sweetheart?
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Especially to you.
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Hey, she's not kidding.
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She's really gonna jump. I called the
police. They're on their way. They said
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keep her talking until they get here. We
can't keep her talking. She won't let
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us near the window. She won't listen to
us.
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Well, somebody's got to keep her
talking.
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Hi, Mary, honey.
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Listen, I don't know what your problem
is, but we all really want to help you
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we can.
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Get away from me.
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I thought I could help.
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You can't help, Julie. Go see if you can
reach your parents and get them down
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here.
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Hi there.
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This is just a big joke to you, isn't
it?
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Well, we'll see how hard you laugh when
I jump.
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Oh, okay, just take it easy, baby. Okay,
I'm not laughing. It's no joke. It's
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just that I don't know what to say to
you, man. You got me all scared.
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Well, that makes two of us.
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Hey, look.
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Come back inside.
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You're not going to solve nothing by
checking out on us like this.
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Sure. That's easy for you to say.
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Everybody knows Boom Boom.
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Yeah,
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that is true.
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So? So?
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Nobody knows me.
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There are three Mary Johnsons in this
school.
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I'm the one that needs the nickname, not
you.
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Okay, all right.
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Just come back inside.
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I mean, if you've got the guts...
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Come back into this window.
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I'll give you one of my booms.
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Get out of here!
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Nice try, boom.
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What are you going to do, upstairs?
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Don't worry, don't worry. I saw this on
an old Beretta rerun once.
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Hey, kid.
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I know where you're coming from.
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I've been out... of the streets. I know
what it's like when nobody cares.
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But I swear to you, kid, I care.
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Look, right now, right now, I'd like to
wrap my arms around you and hold you so
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nobody would ever bother you. Never.
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Never.
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And you can take that to the bank.
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Look, kid, if you don't believe me, I'll
jump.
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Huh?
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What do you think of that, huh?
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Listen to me, sugar lips.
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I'll jump first. I'll jump right in
front of you. What do you say, huh?
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Go ahead.
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Uh,
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I can't right now. I got a book report
due sixth period.
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That girl's crazy. She wanted me to
jump.
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Well, I for one was very moved, little
one.
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Thank you.
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But I think it loses something without
the cockatoo.
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Hey, I heard that Mary Johnson's out on
a ledge. Yeah. I know her. You let me
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talk to her.
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My dear Miss Johnson, if this has
anything to do with our little
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misunderstanding of the other night, I
assure you that... Hey,
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this ain't the cheerleader.
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Johnson, the kind of girl you wouldn't
take the time to notice.
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Because you're so stuck up, you're
afraid to date a girl that isn't as
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you are.
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Well, you talk big standing out there on
a ledge.
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Well, Missy, I dare you to step inside
this room and say that to my face.
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I'll say it anywhere you like.
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Oh, no.
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You think you're pretty smart.
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Well, I'm staying right here.
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Don't go away.
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Well, it almost worked. Yeah, you did
what you did. You did the best you
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man. It's all right. Don't worry about
it. It's all right.
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How's it going?
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Where are the police? Did you tell them
about the girl on the ledge? Of course.
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If she were double -parked, I'd have
been here ten minutes ago.
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She doesn't need the police.
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She needs a friend. You know, man, you
be careful out there. You don't hear
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Arnold. Just speak it easy, all right?
Arnold, be careful.
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Come on, Arnold, be careful. You all
right? You all right, huh? I'm okay.
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Well, I've read that when somebody tries
to take their own life, it's really a
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cry for help.
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So, uh, I'm here to help.
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Oh, Arnold.
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Why should you care what happens to me?
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Mary, before...
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You first have to care about yourself.
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And if you don't mind my saying so,
jumping off a ledge is not the
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act of a person who is fond of herself.
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You cannot come out here and talk to me
like that.
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It's a free ledge.
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Well, I wish you'd go back inside.
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I got enough problems as it is.
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You know, Mary, it's a funny thing about
problems, you know?
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The next morning, your problems don't
seem half as important.
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Oh, Mary.
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I would hate to think what would happen.
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If there were no next morning.
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Well, I wouldn't have any problems if I
could just be popular.
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Oh.
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Oh, Mary, being popular ain't going to
solve your problems.
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You may not believe this, but there are
times when even I, Arnold Horschak, do
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not feel very popular.
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Why, you don't see me out on a ledge.
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Ordinarily.
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Well, nobody likes me.
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In fact, I don't even like me.
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Do you like me?
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Yeah.
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Sure.
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Then don't jump.
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Do you like, uh, uh, Coney Island?
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Sure. Then don't jump.
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Do you like, uh, oh, the roller coaster
they got, you know?
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No, I'm afraid of heights.
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But I love the bumper cars.
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Oh, sure, the bumper cars.
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Then don't jump.
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Because if you do...
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you're going to lose all the things you
care about.
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Not to mention all of us that care about
you.
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Oh, come on, Mary.
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You said you liked me.
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If you jump, I'll think you didn't mean
it. And you know, I'm a very sensitive
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kind of a guy.
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don't take this the wrong way.
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But I don't ever want to hang out with
you again.
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I'll tell you one thing, Julie. My body
won't stand many more days like this.
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You mean coping with students on ledges?
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No, I mean missing my lunch.
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Well, I am just glad that we got Arnold
and Mary in safely.
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Well, Mary, anyway.
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You know, Mr. Woodman, despite all her
problems, she's really a very bright
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girl. I think with the right
professional help, she's going to be
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Well, when she comes back to school, I'm
going to make it my business to see
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that she's not ignored.
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Every student deserves our full
attention.
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Well said, Mr. Woodman.
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I'm very eloquent. went on an empty
stomach.
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Welcome back Your dreams were your
ticket out
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Welcome back To that same old place that
you laughed about
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Well, the names have all changed since
you hung around.
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But those dreams have remained and
they've turned around.
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Who'd have thought they'd need ya? Who'd
have thought they'd need ya? Back here
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where we need ya. Back here where we
need ya. We tease him a lot. Cause we
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him on the spot.
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Welcome back.
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Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome
back.
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Welcome back.
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welcome back yeah we teased him a lot
welcome back welcome back cause we got
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on the spot welcome back welcome back
yeah we teased him a lot cause we got
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on the spot welcome back welcome back
welcome back
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