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Oh, my.
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What a sea of bright and shiny faces.
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Oh, come on. Coming back to school isn't
so bad.
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We can all use the sleep.
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Man,
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you know what I hate about the first day
of school?
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What? It's too far away from the last
day of school.
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I love the first day of school.
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It's the only day I don't gotta lie
about what I did yesterday.
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Hey, where's Vinny?
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I don't know, Ronald. I really haven't
seen him in about a week.
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Don't worry, man. Vinny, he's going to
be here.
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Sometimes he just likes to straggle in a
month or two late.
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You know, Ronald, the old school still
looks the same, don't it?
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Yeah, just like they tore it down but
forgot to haul it away.
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Gee, it even smells the same. Yeah,
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well, that's either Epstein's old locker
or Mr.
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Cocktail's old joke.
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Good morning, Mr. Cotter. Have a nice
summer vacation?
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Oh, hello, Mr. Washington.
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Hi there.
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Listen, I'm ready for a great school
year. Oh, that makes me feel so great,
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Washington. Now, why don't you just have
a seat right over there, right? Yes,
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sir. Yes, sir. Okay. Our lesson for
today... Will you shut up?
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Welcome back.
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Your dreams were your ticket out.
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Welcome back to that same old place that
you laughed about.
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Well, the names have all changed since
you hung around.
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But those dreams have remained and
they've turned around.
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Who'd have thought they'd lead ya? Who'd
have thought they'd lead ya? Back here
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where we need ya. Back here.
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Welcome back.
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Welcome back. Welcome back.
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Welcome back. Welcome back. Yeah, we
tease him a lot because we got him on
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spot. Welcome back.
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Welcome back.
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Hey, Mr. Carter, are you glad to be back
in school?
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Arnold, this is the second most painful
day in a schoolteacher's life.
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What's the first?
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Payday.
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Come on, sit down, everybody. Let's go.
Go, go. Move it, move it, move it.
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I have a very important announcement to
make.
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You're in my chair, missy.
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Relax, Epstein. What's the difference?
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What's the difference?
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This is the chair where I flunked math.
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This is the chair where I flunked
history.
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This is the chair where I flunked
biology.
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So? So, it's my lucky chair.
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Miss, if you're not terribly attached to
this chair, would you mind sitting
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somewhere else? As you can see, this
young man is slightly disturbed.
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Sit down, Epstein. Sit down. Sit down.
You got your chair. You feel okay?
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Ah, that's much better.
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Can I continue? Oh, please do. Please
do.
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Now, as I said, I have an announcement
to make.
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announcement, you never finished the
last one.
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This is the last one. All right,
everybody, Mr. Cocktail's gonna make his
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announcement.
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Thank you, Freddie Washington and the
Buchanan Brass.
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Now, can I continue?
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Certainly.
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I'd like to say that the worst things in
life are listening to my announcements.
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And here come two of them now.
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Marion Carvelli, what are you guys doing
here?
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They cleaning out your cages over at
your school? Yeah.
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How about that? A joke from the human
Brillo pad.
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He said he got a joke from a human
Brillo pad.
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All right, what are you guys doing here?
Yeah, you see, we got transferred. It's
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all in there. Oh, Mr.
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Cotter, I'm sorry, I'm late. You see, I
had to have my aunt throw some stuff out
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of the apartment.
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Two chairs and my uncle.
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He said he's talking about two chairs. I
heard what he said, Murray.
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All right, Carveli, why don't you and
your echo find a seat?
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Sure.
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So what are they doing here, Mr. Carter?
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Well, it looks like they moved into the
Buchanan School District.
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So, why'd you move?
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Mijolantis? Oh, no!
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It just so happens, Arnold, that the
city tore down the building where I
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Now, ain't that just like the city?
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It's hit on the perfect... good
building, and they leave you standing.
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And you think I got to sit here and get
insulted by you, Washington?
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Yeah. You think you got to sit there and
get insulted by you, Washington?
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All right, all right, look.
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That's enough.
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That is enough. You understand,
Carvelli? Yeah, you want to know what I
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understand? Anytime any two of you guys,
I'll take all three outside and
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personally switch your noses. Yeah,
Carvelli said you'll put your nose on
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and your nose...
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I have
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an
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announcement to make. Is this
announcement going to be good news?
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Yes and no.
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Oh, wow, man. Then you better give us
the bad news first.
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Boy, that was fast.
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May I have your attention, please?
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No.
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Thank you.
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I would like to make an announcement.
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When I started teaching here, we had 73
teachers.
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By the second year, 23 of them left to
go into other occupations.
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you have to get the age of the bus
driver.
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This is not a riddle, Arnold.
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This is an announcement. You are a
riddle.
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The announcement is that I am the new
principal of Buchanan High School.
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What happened to Principal Lazarus? He
got an easier job.
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Warden at a high -security prison.
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Principal Lazarus retired.
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The school board, in its infinite
wisdom, selected the most talented, the
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capable, and the most able man for the
job.
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Oh, so where is he?
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I'm going around making this
announcement to all the classes, Carter,
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thought I'd start at the bottom.
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Oh, Mr.
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Woodman.
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Let me be the first one to congratulate
you.
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And I'm happy to see that success is not
going to your head.
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Thank you. In fact, I don't see it in
any part of your body.
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I would also like to
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announce... No, no, no.
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Don't do it.
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You want to tell them that you're the
new vice principal?
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You did it. You had to come in here and
do it. You had to come in here and blow
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my whole surprise.
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Wow, Mr. Tatum, is that true?
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You're the new VP.
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Yeah.
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announce what I was going to make, but
I'm also going to be teaching this class
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and a few others.
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Well, congratulations to you. You're the
first one of us to make it.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. A Mazel Tov on your
face.
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This is great. Really, really great.
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What's so great about it? I'm happy, Mr.
Woodman. You remember the way you were
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when you were named poster boy for
Poison Oak?
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you punks are delighted because you
think you have a friend in high places.
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I never said that. I didn't say that. I
said it.
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Said what?
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Now that your partner in crime is the
vice principal, you think you can get
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with anything you want?
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The possibilities are mind -boggling.
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This is going to look just like home
just as soon as I put up a few more
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pictures.
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As if I don't run out of nails.
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Or thumbs.
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Ha!
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Well, they gave you Woodman's old job
and his old face.
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Julie, what am I going to do?
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I'm a teacher, not an administrator.
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I've been on this job for less than a
day and I think I'm in over my head
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already. You want to talk about it,
honey?
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No. Okay.
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First of all, my secretary, Ms.
Scherbeck, doesn't show up today.
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So I have no one to schedule my
appointments.
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Consequently, the president of the PTA
and the Roto -Rooter man show up at the
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same time.
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She would try to talk to a man about the
morality of our youth in front of
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another man standing there with a
dripping plunger.
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I'm glad you didn't want to talk about
it.
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On top of all that, Woodman waltzes into
my class.
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blurts out that I'm vice -principal
before I have a chance to tell anybody,
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then Epstein goes running around the
school like Paul Revere yelling,
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the VP!
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Cotter's the VP!
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It's not funny, Julie.
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Come on.
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Where's the old Cotter sense of humor?
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I'm going to need more than my old sense
of humor to solve this problem.
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Well, Gabe, I can solve one of your
problems right now. I'm here already. I
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might as well just stay for the rest of
the day and sub for Ms. Sherbeck. I can
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just call the sitter and have her stay
with the twins the rest of the day,
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Oh, thanks a lot, honey. That's going to
really help.
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But what am I going to do about the
sweat hogs?
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I could get the sitter to stay with
them, too.
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I'm serious.
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Now that I'm vice principal, they think
they're going to get away with murder.
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That is something you're going to have
to deal with when the time comes.
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I feel like I'm two different people.
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I'm Mr. Cotter, their old friend, and
I'm also Mr. Cotter, their new enemy.
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Excuse me, Mr. Cotter, your vice
principalship. I am Mr. Cotter, the
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the sweat hogs.
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And I'm here in the vice principal's
office because I want to tell you that
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have to treat the sweat hogs a little
differently because you must understand
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that they have special problems.
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Special problems, my big toe, Connor.
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In the vice principal business,
everybody gets treated the same.
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treated as an equal. Now get out of my
office and don't dare ask for a raise.
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I get the picture. I get it.
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Didn't you like my aunt?
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I loved him.
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I hated him.
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How's it going, Carter?
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Smooth. Under control.
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Just give it time, Carter.
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That's what General Custer said.
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What is going on here?
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We got your presents.
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A matching set of dummies.
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It was the strangest thing, Mr. Carter.
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We were all just sitting around when
suddenly Carvelli says, I think I'd like
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tie myself up.
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That's right, Mr. Carter. And then
Murray said, I think I'd like to tie
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up, too.
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and I want you guys to meet me in the
vice principal's office in five minutes.
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So this is what the new vice principal's
office
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looks like. This is our very nice layout
you got here. Very nice. Well, I, for
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one, am very impressed.
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Why, to get an office like this, I too
might step on some of the little people.
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Why did you guys pull a cheap trick like
that?
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Come on, Mr. Carter, it was only
Carvelli and Murray.
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Come on, Mr. Carter, it's not like we
tied up real people.
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Well,
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you guys broke the rules of the school.
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And you've got to suffer the
consequences.
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These are detention clips.
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I'm giving you detention for one week.
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I get it, I get it. Your
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joke is much funnier than our joke.
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Sure, sure.
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I get it, Mr. Carter. Here you go.
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No joke, Epstein.
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Scotch take this back together and
report to the detention hall after your
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period.
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Are you for real?
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Hey, Mr. Carter, look.
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I get that all of a sudden you ain't one
of us anymore.
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You're one of them.
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I never thought you'd turn into a them,
Mr. Carter.
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Hey, wow, man. You're deserting us.
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Guys, I'm not deserting you at all. I
just have to do my job as vice
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Why, you're dropping out on us, Mr.
Carter.
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Look. I'm not doing anything of the
kind. I'm going to be here whenever you
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me. Well, what happens if we ain't going
to be here when you need us?
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That's right. You want to drop out on
us? Well, we can drop out on you, too.
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That's right. I'm going to tell you
something. I was thinking of quitting
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anyhow. And as a matter of fact, I was
thinking about dropping out three years
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ago.
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I guess I was, too. There it is.
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All this is happening because I gave you
detention.
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That ain't the reason, Mr. Katya. We
ain't tripping over that, man. The thing
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that if we used to get in trouble or
something like that before, you used to
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cover for us with Mr. Woodman.
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But now, you are Mr. Woodman.
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So you're going to drop out of school,
huh?
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What are you going to do? Where are you
going to go?
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Don't worry about it. We can all find
jobs.
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What kind of jobs?
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We can get good jobs for big bucks.
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That's right.
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That's right. You tell him, Freddy.
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Well, um... Okay, well... Personally, I
don't got no job right now. But I
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guarantee you this much, man. I'm going
to be rich and famous in three years.
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What a coincidence. Just the same amount
of time it took you to pass geometry.
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Look,
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guys, if you want to do anything with
your life, you've got to get a high
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diploma. And the only place you can get
that is right here. Oh, great. We'll be
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by this afternoon to pick it up.
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It's not that simple, Epstein.
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You've got to earn it.
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I knew there was a catch.
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Look, you know, I can make some big
speech, but I'm going to just tell you
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truth, the way it is.
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You've got to stay in school, and that's
all there is to it.
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Well, we all quit in school, and that's
all there is to that.
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That's right. That's all there is to
that.
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I guess that's all there is to that.
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Look, guys, I'm the vice principal now.
If you guys do something wrong, I've got
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to reprimand you.
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But also, as vice principal, I can help
you.
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Like, if you need some work experience,
I can help you get that experience.
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Oh, wow, Mr. Cathy. Now, you're going to
tell me... You're telling us that you
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can go out and get us jobs, man?
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No, no, I can't get you jobs on the
outside, Freddy. That's not what I said.
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there are jobs right here in school that
have to be done.
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Yeah, sure, sure. Like what?
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Like what? This doesn't... You work in
the cafeteria.
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What can we do there?
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A lot of things. You can clean up. You
can serve lunch to the kids.
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Great. And after lunch, we get to scrape
it off the cook.
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If you don't like the cafeteria, you can
work in the school store.
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There's visual aids. You can run the
projector.
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And what do you get for that?
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You get credit, Arnold.
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It counts like going to a regular class.
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Hey, uh... Hey, what do you say, you
guys?
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A class where there's no tests?
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No homework?
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No teachers? No offense.
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No offense taken, Arnold. You learn what
it's like to have a business.
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You deal with customers. You take
inventory.
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And most important of all, you get that
diploma.
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What do you say?
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We'll stay if there's no detention.
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Three days' detention.
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One day, firm.
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Two days, that's my final offer.
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You got yourself a deal.
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odds in my school store. It's fair
enough I have one as vice principal.
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Well, perhaps you'd like to speak to the
head of our complaint department.
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So, what's the problem?
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The problem is I think I'm losing my
mind.
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Sorry, we don't handle small appliances.
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Punching Judy.
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Hey,
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Murray, Murray, once is enough.
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You guys got a nice little setup here.
It's cute, you know, little bells, but
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what you need is something you can make
a little money on, you know, a little
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Christmas club money, you know? Yeah,
like what?
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Just so happens I got the most expensive
line of auto parts in all of Brooklyn.
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If I don't have it, just show me where
it's parked.
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We have no intention of... Right. We
have no intention of letting you down.
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We'll see you on your offer, right?
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Oh, he said we'd like to start with some
mag wheels. Beautiful.
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Right. The racing car type. You got
those?
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The round ones. Yeah, the oval. Right.
Okay.
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Could they be steel belted? Hey, no
problem.
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I know you can do it. And we want them
in raised white lettering. You got that?
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Beautiful choice. Okay. There's one more
thing, though. One more.
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We want you to get them off a moving
car.
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Epstein's my name. Visual AIDS is my
game.
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Oh, sure, sure. Check it out. Check it
out.
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Hey, hey, don't monkey with it. Don't
monkey with it. It took me hours to
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how to use this machine.
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Oh, come on, man. Can you really work
that thing?
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Oh, sure. Sure, I can. I just ran this
film over here for biology class.
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Which one is it?
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This one right over here.
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See what you started trying to...
Monkeys.
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The school's being run by monkeys.
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All right, what's going on here?
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What do you mean, what's going on here?
I'm showing a film. Can't you see?
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Look at this.
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Look.
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Come here.
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Look what your little creepy crawlies
are doing.
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Look at that store.
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This projector.
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They're destroying school property.
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00:21:35,470 --> 00:21:38,830
You gave them these jobs, Connor. This
is your responsibility. I want this
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100 % right. You guys are destroying a
school property.
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Come on, Mr. Codd. I can roll this film
up blindfolded. Yeah, Mr. Codd, we'll
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take care of that mess. We'll clean it
up. Look, that's not the point.
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You know it. Hey, come on, Mr. Codd.
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It's not like this is Gone with the
Wind.
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It's just some crummy nature film.
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The Armadillo, nature's little tank.
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All right, I want you to clean
everything up inside the store. I want
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clean the projector and the film up, and
I want you all to meet me in my office
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in five minutes.
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Your office?
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Yeah, yeah, you know.
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His Highness the Vice Principal's
office, right?
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Oh, boy, Mr. Carter, you really have
gone over to the other side.
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It's a sad day in Brooklyn.
355
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Hey,
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guys, Mr. Carter, how's it going?
357
00:22:51,510 --> 00:22:52,650
Hiya, Vinnie, where you been?
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I don't, Vinnie.
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Check it out.
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You dig my little threads, huh?
361
00:23:01,110 --> 00:23:02,970
Where'd you get the money to buy those
new clothes, Vinnie?
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I got a job.
363
00:23:05,370 --> 00:23:06,370
You got a job?
364
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Yeah.
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00:23:07,770 --> 00:23:09,750
Look, man, I quit school. I'm through
with it now.
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I got me a good job in a county
hospital.
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You don't say. Vinnie, congratulations.
368
00:23:15,870 --> 00:23:17,770
Hey, Vinnie, man, how'd you get a job in
a hospital?
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00:23:18,490 --> 00:23:20,270
You got experience in doctor stuff?
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I just walked in. I got this terrific
job.
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Vinnie, what kind of job do you get by
just walking in and asking for it?
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Do you mean you didn't have to play
stower?
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What are you talking about?
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You mean to tell me you didn't have to
wheel around a projector for a year?
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Vinnie, this job, is there any room for
advancement?
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00:23:40,230 --> 00:23:41,310
What kind of money are you making?
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Money, check this out.
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00:23:43,350 --> 00:23:45,350
All right, 47 big ones.
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That's almost a million dollars.
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Gee, how do you like that?
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We get credit and Vinnie gets cash.
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00:24:00,780 --> 00:24:03,960
Vinnie, you still didn't tell us what
kind of job you got. Oh, he's on a
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Come on, take you guys out for pizza.
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00:24:06,740 --> 00:24:08,600
Yeah, I don't got to take this
negativity.
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00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:12,260
From now on, you can consider me out to
lunch.
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Permanently.
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00:24:15,340 --> 00:24:16,340
Yeah, me too.
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00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:17,680
Come on, Horchette.
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00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:20,660
I guess I'll be seeing you, Mr. Carter.
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00:24:21,300 --> 00:24:24,620
Wait a minute. You guys are making a big
mistake here. You just say goodbye to
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my lucky chair.
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00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:33,200
Thanks.
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00:24:36,860 --> 00:24:37,860
Welcome back.
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Your dreams were your ticket out.
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00:24:54,430 --> 00:25:00,330
Welcome back to that same old place that
you laughed about.
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00:25:01,230 --> 00:25:04,830
Well, the names have all changed since
you hung around.
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00:25:05,550 --> 00:25:09,330
But those dreams have remained and
they've turned around.
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00:25:10,530 --> 00:25:12,530
Who'd have thought they'd lead ya?
399
00:25:12,730 --> 00:25:18,030
Who'd have thought they'd lead ya? Back
here where we need ya. Back here where
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we need ya.
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00:25:19,390 --> 00:25:24,050
We tease him a lot because we got him on
the spot. Welcome back.
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00:25:24,770 --> 00:25:28,490
Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome
back.
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00:25:29,070 --> 00:25:32,690
Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome
back.
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00:25:33,830 --> 00:25:37,010
We always could spot a friend.
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00:25:37,990 --> 00:25:39,290
Welcome back.
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