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My uncle, Balzac, was a mercenary. One
time he was in the
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country of Bosnia when he was caught for
his mercenary deeds and he was put in
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front of a firing squad.
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What happened to Uncle Balzac, dear?
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What happened? Well, the general came
over and he's about to put the
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He was the general of Bosnia. Came over,
about to put the blindfold on.
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Then what did the general of Bosnia say
to your uncle?
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He said, we're going to shoot you
through the heart and through the
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And my uncle said, you are a pig.
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Your country is run by pigs.
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You have pigs in your streets and pigs
in your parliament, and there's pigs in
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your pigs.
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What did the general say to that?
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He said, look, if you keep talking this
way, you're going to be in big trouble.
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Your dreams were your ticket out.
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Welcome back to that same old place that
you laughed about.
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Well, the names have all changed since
you hung around.
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But those dreams have remained and
they've turned around.
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Who'd have thought they'd need ya? Who'd
have thought they'd need ya? Back here
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where we need ya. Back here where we
need ya.
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Welcome back.
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Welcome back.
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Welcome back. Welcome back.
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can tell me when the first
transcontinental flight was?
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I think it was 1911.
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Right, 1911. Now, why was that flight
significant?
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The plane took off on time.
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What else?
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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It was the first time an airline's lost
somebody's luggage.
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Yes, and you know, in those days, they
didn't have movies. The pilot just
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around snapshots of his vacation.
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Okay, I think it's important for you
people to... Where, where, where, where,
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where?
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Look what we have here.
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Only 15 minutes late.
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What do you guys bother coming at all?
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Well, that's what I told them, but they
wouldn't listen to me.
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Well, where are you?
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Now, old man Crips, he kept us late
after shop class again.
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But here, I carved you a note.
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Mr.
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Potter, if they're late, I'm sure it's
for a very good reason. That's right,
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Crips. It ain't our fault. Mr. Crips was
yelling so loud, we never heard the
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bell. He was telling us the difference
between us and human beings.
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It took him a real long time.
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You know, Crips is never like Sweathogs.
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I remember when I went to school here, I
used to try and keep my friend Bonzo
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Moretti after school.
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It wasn't easy. He had to put his head
in the vice.
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Okay, what happened today?
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Everything was all right. No, everything
was all right until Vinny started to
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use that electric saw.
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I used it to cut up the salami.
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you do not use an electric saw to slice
your salami. Oh, I didn't use it to
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slice my salami. I used it to slice Mr.
Crips' salami.
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Oh, no!
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Take it out, take it out. That wasn't so
bad.
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But Vinny, his judgment was a little bit
off, and he couldn't tell where the
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salami stopped.
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And the desk started!
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You sliced his desk?
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Yeah, and sliced it.
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It was delicious, right?
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You know, Mr. Crips has a bad temper.
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Why don't you guys leave him alone?
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Oh, come on, Mr. Carter. Sometimes we
just can't help it.
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He's right, Mr. Carter. It's just so
much fun to make him mad, you know? You
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know what? You should check out the way
that his lip can curl up and do
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somersaults.
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And then his eyes roll so far back into
his head, he can see what he's thinking.
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Vinny's the best, you know? Vinny, he
gets him so mad that the veins start
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bulging out in his neck, all different
colors like a subway map.
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Look, guys, come on, lay off the guy.
He's going to retire next year. He can't
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retire next year. I want him to quit.
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This has to be yours.
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Yeah, just put it anywhere.
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Good morning, Mr. Cripps. That's your
opinion.
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What? There's this piece of junk!
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It's a headboard for a waterbed.
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I took the danger out of sleeping.
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Connor, I want to see this moron in my
office.
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Right now!
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Mr. Cripps, can I wait till after this
class? No, it can't!
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But you're right in the middle of my
class.
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No, Carter.
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No!
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Carter, I'm going to go. I don't want
him to lose his temper.
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You
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know,
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when Mr. Cripps retires, he's going to
become the loudspeaker system at Yankee
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Stadium.
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Okay, what were you talking about? The
first transcontinental flight.
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Now. What contribution did the Wright
brothers make?
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Oh, I know all about that. You don't
know anything about the Wright brothers.
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Oh, yes, I do.
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Do not. Do so. Do not. Do so. Do not.
Watch this.
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You lost that love.
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a good vocal who'll listen to Crips
screaming his lungs out at Barbarino.
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The man's a prince.
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Mr. Woodman, screaming does not a good
teacher make.
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You're right. You also need a whip and a
chair.
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What about barbed wire searchlights and
guard dogs?
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It's a good idea, Carter. I'll try to
get it in the next school budget.
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All right, come on. Let's get back to...
I think Mr. Crips is dead.
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What are you talking about?
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I was out in the hall, and he was
yelling at me, and then he grabbed his
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and fell to the ground. He stopped
breathing. I got scared. I called the
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Well, what'd you say?
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I don't know. I got scared. I left.
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Well, let's go out and see what's...
What happened? Did Mr. Cripps faint?
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It was no faint, Mr. Cotter.
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Mr. Cripps is dead.
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What a rotten day to have a funeral.
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I hate February funerals.
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You mean they're good months for
funerals?
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No. June, July, all right.
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August, of course, is too hot.
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Incidentally, the best place to die is
Fort Lauderdale.
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Have you been getting brochures, Mr.
Woodman?
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Hi, guys.
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Hi, how are you doing? How are you
doing?
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I'm okay.
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I guess it was pretty rough, huh?
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Well, look, I've got some nice hot soup
all ready for you.
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Oh, not me, honey. I couldn't eat a
thing. You sure?
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Me neither. No, thank you. And none for
me.
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I could eat a horse.
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Mr. Woodman, don't take it so hard.
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All right, I'll have some soup.
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So, tell me all about it. Oh, no.
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Uh, was it a nice funeral?
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Let me try another one.
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Do you have a good time?
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No.
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Try, was it a dignified service? Okay,
was it a dignified service?
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Yeah, it was, but it was kind of
strange. The organist was playing if I
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carpenter.
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Oh, but the most beautiful part of the
eulogy was when the minister said,
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Buchanan may have lost a teacher, but
heaven...
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Has gained a handyman.
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Hallelujah. Amen.
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Where's Vinny? Wasn't he with you?
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He wanted to walk home from the
cemetery.
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Said he needed time to think.
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Oh, Vinny's taking it all very hard.
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He even offered to marry the widow
crypt.
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But she said she's in mourning and to
give her a call in a couple days.
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Yeah, Vinnie even swiped the wreath to
go on the grave.
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I think he swiped the wrong one, though.
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It said, good luck in your new location.
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From all the gang at Nick's, boring
grill.
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Honey, don't you think you better have a
talk with Vinnie?
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I did. It took me a half hour to
convince him not to wear a veil.
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I know what's got into Vinnie. He seems
to blame himself now for all the
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problems of the world.
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I'll get that. Maybe that's him.
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Vinnie, come on in. We're worried about
you.
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He was worried about me?
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I'm sorry he was worried about me. I'll
leave now.
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Where are you going?
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Vinnie, come on in.
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You still running out there, by the way?
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Yes, Mr. Woodman, and I'm sorry.
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You should be. It's your fault.
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Mr. Woodman, you know, you was always
right about me.
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You know, I was never no good.
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Well, Shaq, I'm sorry I broke your dump
truck.
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Vinny, that happened when we was three
years old.
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I know, I was born bad.
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And, Epstein, I'm sorry about your
father's hair.
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What are you talking about? My father's
bald.
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I know, I'm sorry.
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Vinny, Vinny, come on.
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Come on, you gotta stop this now. Come
on, you gotta pull yourself together.
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You gotta stop apologizing.
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You're right, I'm sorry.
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Vinny, listen.
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Look at me.
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What happened to Mr. Cripps, it wasn't
your fault.
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It's no use, Mr. Carter. Don't try to
talk me out of it. I know what I did.
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I miss Mr.
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Cripps. I miss him so much.
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The way he used to have those nails that
would hang out of his mouth.
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And in the morning, he used to say,
you're no good, Vinnie. You're nothing.
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You're nothing.
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He was the same.
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The same Crips.
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And the smell of that turpentine and
that filthy smock. All right, that's
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enough, Vinnie. That's enough.
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Hey, look, you guys don't know nothing.
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I murdered a man, and I'm responsible.
I'm going to pay for it.
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It's good soup, Joey.
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Yeah, Mrs.
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Finkel, I told you before. This here is
homicide.
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We can't arrest your superintendent.
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How do you know he's a Cuban spy?
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Lots of people play bongos.
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Look, Mrs. Finkel, if I was you, I'd pay
my rent.
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Right. Goodbye.
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Never fails.
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Five minutes left on my shift and I get
a screwball.
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Yeah? What can I do for you?
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I come to turn myself in.
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Couldn't come back in five minutes,
could you?
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No, I gotta do it now because I killed
the man.
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Hey, Eddie.
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Got it.
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Eddie, look, you gotta put me away right
away. Put me in solitude.
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Give me a black... on my TV to where she
got, right?
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Give me bread and water and take my
hairbrush away from me.
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Come here, kid.
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Sit down.
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You want to tell me about it?
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I got no time to talk to you, Eddie.
Just rough me up.
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Do whatever you want. I believe in
police brutality.
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What do you guys use now? You use rubber
hoses or what?
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No, Teflon is in this sheet.
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It doesn't stick.
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Look, let's get serious.
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You have the right to remain silent.
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Rights, rights. I don't got no rights. I
don't deserve them. Let me finish.
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If you give up that right, anything you
say can and will be used against you.
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Good, thank you.
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You're welcome.
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Next, you have a phone call.
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Tell him I ain't here.
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All right, the crime occurred in the
Buchanan High School hallway.
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Buchanan High School hallway.
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No, no, don't use hallway. Use corridor.
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Corridor? No, no, don't use corridor.
Use dark corridor.
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Dark corridor. It sounds worse.
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Can you give me the approximate time?
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Time?
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It's quarter to twelve.
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Look, Eddie, this is my first murder. I
didn't wear a watch.
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All right.
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Weapon?
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My mouth.
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Is your tongue loaded now?
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How come it's so hard to get arrested
these days?
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When I was a kid, my Uncle Nunzio, he
just was a pickpocket, and he used to be
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able to get arrested like that.
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Okay, kid, what was the victim's name?
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Crips. First name?
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Mr.
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Goodbye, Mr. Crips.
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We couldn't find him nowhere.
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Yeah, Mr. Carter, we're getting real
worried about Vinnie now. Yeah, man.
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00:15:54,190 --> 00:15:55,730
Yeah, so am I. I called his house.
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His mother's out looking for him, too.
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I spoke to his grandmother.
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What'd she say?
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I don't know. My Italian's a little
rusty.
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Oh, I hope Vinny don't become a monk.
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They're going to shave his head and put
his picture on a wine bottle.
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Well, look, while you guys have been out
wasting time, I've been out doing some
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real work. Now, what we got to do is we
got to forget where we think Vinny is.
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We got to eliminate the places that he
ain't.
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Now, we can assume that he ain't going
to be at the library.
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And he ain't going to be at the ballet.
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the art museum, or the symphony, which
leads me to one conclusion. What?
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We don't need this list.
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Now, where is he?
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Look, I think it would be a good idea if
you guys try to find him in the places
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that... Are you Mr.
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Carter?
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Yes, can I help you? Yeah, I'm Detective
Lieutenant Lasky, homicide.
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sausage in my sock because I have six
items and I was in a seven -item line.
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I don't care where you put the sausage.
I'm here to investigate a possible
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murder, possibly perpetrated by one
Vincent Barbarino.
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Hey, I know what you're talking about.
Hey, and I guarantee you... Hold it!
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it! Uh, look, officer, this has to be a
mistake.
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Who was murdered?
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A Mr.
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Cripps. Wait a minute, that's not how he
makes it.
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Look,
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I can explain this whole thing. You see,
Mr.
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Cripps... Let me be the detective, okay?
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Lionel, bring in the suspect.
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Oh, no. Hey, Vinnie.
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Oh,
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Vinnie. What happened?
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What'd they do to you, son?
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Oh, Vinnie, Vinnie.
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Take a piece of advice from an old and
very good friend.
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I'll turn myself in.
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Vinnie, how could you do this to me?
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How could you write on your own self?
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Because I'm guilty, Juan. That's why.
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Why make their job any easier?
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Officer, if you'll give me a second, I
can clear this up. You'll be a favorite
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professor. Don't clear it up. Leave it
muddy, okay?
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I want to ask a few questions.
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You. What?
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What is your name?
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Radio Washington, sir.
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Officer, this is absolutely ridiculous.
David, Professor.
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Go ahead, Lincoln.
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That's Washington, sir.
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Well, you see, Mr. Cripps usually
started class by yelling at Vinnie.
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Then what?
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Then he'd sandpaper his throat and yell
at Vinnie again.
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00:19:14,060 --> 00:19:16,380
So what you're saying here is that Mr.
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Cripps had a temper, right?
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Yes, sir.
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All right. Anybody else got anything to
add?
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I refuse to testify on the grounds you
may incinerate me.
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00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:32,280
What did you guys do? Escape from a
juvenile court? Get out of here.
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clear out.
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Let's go to the movies. Not you,
Barbarino.
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Hey,
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Vinnie, one more piece of advice.
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You're in trouble enough. Stay away from
the warden's daughter.
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Vinnie, chin up, man. I'll be waiting
for you when you get out.
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Now, look, I want you to get a job at
the laundry this way. When you come out,
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you learn to trade.
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I don't deserve good friends like that.
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Nobody does.
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Hey, Benny.
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If you see my uncle up there, tell him
thanks for them license plates.
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Get out!
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00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:22,520
Professor, you've been wanting to do my
job for me ever since I walked in here.
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I'm going to give you a chance.
325
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Go ahead, talk.
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00:20:25,980 --> 00:20:27,160
You sure it's all right?
327
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Go ahead.
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Be my guest.
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Mr. Leonard Cripps died four days ago of
a heart attack.
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You did?
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Yeah, but it was my fault.
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Vinnie, it wasn't your fault. It could
have happened at any time.
333
00:20:44,780 --> 00:20:46,040
Yeah, but I was the one who made him
mad.
334
00:20:46,260 --> 00:20:50,400
The world made him mad, Vinnie. It
wasn't your fault. Yes, it is. Vinnie,
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isn't. Yes, it is.
336
00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:52,720
You just happened to be there.
337
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:56,800
No, I did it. You didn't do it. I did.
No, you didn't. I did. Hold it!
338
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I'm getting a whiplash here.
339
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Vinnie, come over here.
340
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Sit down a second.
341
00:21:06,420 --> 00:21:09,660
Look, right after the funeral, Julie and
I went over to visit Mrs. Cripps.
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I know I saw that. I felt so bad about
her.
343
00:21:13,300 --> 00:21:15,520
She told me that Mr. Cripps had a heart
condition.
344
00:21:15,820 --> 00:21:18,060
His doctor told him to retire two years
ago.
345
00:21:19,460 --> 00:21:22,640
If anybody's responsible for Mr. Cripps'
death, it's Mr. Cripps.
346
00:21:24,300 --> 00:21:26,160
You know, just saying that to make me
feel better?
347
00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:30,880
Vinnie, he just wanted to teach. I think
yelling at you guys was his greatest
348
00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:31,880
pleasure in life.
349
00:21:31,940 --> 00:21:32,940
Really?
350
00:21:33,230 --> 00:21:34,230
Really? Really?
351
00:21:35,310 --> 00:21:37,770
Oh, I don't believe this.
352
00:21:38,170 --> 00:21:40,110
Now my mother can stop calling the Pope.
353
00:21:43,370 --> 00:21:45,070
You know, it's a tall call, you know.
354
00:21:47,870 --> 00:21:50,910
Hey, Barbarino, come here.
355
00:21:52,010 --> 00:21:53,250
Another wasted day.
356
00:21:54,170 --> 00:21:55,710
Look, do me a favor, will you?
357
00:21:56,550 --> 00:22:01,310
If you ever do decide to kill somebody,
do it in another precinct.
358
00:22:02,010 --> 00:22:06,030
All right, 10 -4. Hey, guys, I'm a free
man. I got my stigma removed.
359
00:22:09,230 --> 00:22:14,650
Hey, uh, professor, let me ask you
something. You really teach these guys?
360
00:22:16,030 --> 00:22:17,530
I can't help it. I'm in it for the
money.
361
00:22:19,670 --> 00:22:23,490
Some jerk parked the blue sedan right
behind my pocket. I can't get out.
362
00:22:27,030 --> 00:22:28,030
You know what I did?
363
00:22:29,290 --> 00:22:31,170
I kicked his fender. I gave it quite a
dent.
364
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:36,400
It sounds like my vehicle.
365
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,680
Oh, yeah? Well, why don't you move it,
stupid?
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00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:45,600
Mr.
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Woodman, I'd like you to meet Police
Lieutenant Lasky.
368
00:22:53,780 --> 00:22:55,240
Nice car. How is it on gas?
369
00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:02,620
Why don't we find out? Come on, take a
ride with me down to the precinct.
370
00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:06,140
Oh, it's just a small dent, officer. I
can't kick very hard. I'm an old man.
371
00:23:07,740 --> 00:23:08,740
Tell him, Carter.
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He's old.
373
00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:15,240
Mr. Woodman, we have a lot of old people
down there on the road. There's one guy
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by the name of Al. He's a lifer.
375
00:23:17,380 --> 00:23:19,280
You'll love him. He'll teach you how to
knit.
376
00:23:37,100 --> 00:23:39,120
Oh, Mr. Whitman. You didn't take her to
jail?
377
00:23:39,740 --> 00:23:41,880
No, he just took the number of my
insurance company.
378
00:23:42,340 --> 00:23:43,980
Do you ever have any uncles in jail?
379
00:23:47,020 --> 00:23:49,640
Are you asking me to tell you an uncle,
Joe?
380
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,160
Well, anything would cheer me up after
that.
381
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:56,120
Okay, I had an Uncle Willie who was in
jail for 99 years.
382
00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:59,440
99 years? 99 years. One day they throw
another prisoner in jail.
383
00:23:59,660 --> 00:24:02,260
My uncle says, how long you in for? Guy
says, 98 years.
384
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:05,120
My uncle said, well, you take the bed
near the door. You're getting out first.
385
00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:10,440
You ought to do time for that joke.
386
00:24:21,420 --> 00:24:22,900
Welcome back.
387
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:27,100
Your dreams were your ticket out.
388
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:34,000
Welcome back to that same old place that
you laughed about.
389
00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:38,540
Well, the names have all changed since
you hung around.
390
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:42,960
But those dreams have remained and
they've turned around.
391
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:46,160
Who'd have thought they'd lead ya?
392
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:51,740
Who'd have thought they'd lead ya? Back
here where we need ya. Back here where
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00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:57,700
we need ya. We tease him a lot. Cause we
got him on the spot. Welcome back.
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00:24:58,580 --> 00:25:02,160
Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome
back.
395
00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:04,120
Welcome back.
396
00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:06,340
Welcome back. Welcome back.
397
00:25:07,540 --> 00:25:09,920
We always get to spot.
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