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slash den slash foyer.

Remember I promised to make this place special for you?

Yeah. Okay, well, I had this great idea. I'm expanding the slash foyer into a

breakfast nook. Can you have it finished by Saturday? Because I'm having the

hospital board of trustees over.

Oh.

I'd hang the moon if you asked me to.

I'd part the seas if that were your desire, baby. Annie, Annie, you know

hear? Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Saturday night, okay?

Oh, plenty of time.

Hey, the good news is now you can't see the mess I created.

Hey, Burke, what are you doing?

I'm setting up a shell game with urine cups.

Guess which cup the kidney stone's under.

Oh, yeah, right. I guess you're on inventory ever since you were put on,

know. Academic probation?

It's okay, you can't get it by saying it out loud.

You get it by ignoring a diabetic's chart and sending them into shock.

I didn't want to remind you. I thought they let you treat patients when Gutman

was out sick.

Unfortunately, Dr.

Gutman got better. Damn penicillin.

Hey, hey.

No talking with the doctors, all right?

This is my reputation on the line. Zip it, man.

Hello, Jerome.

Hi, Dr. Walker.

I'm sorry you stole a little green.

Man, the gauze goes in front of the... Just move.

Dr. Walker, thank you for your help in surgery this morning. Oh, it was my

pleasure. Hey, it's the first time I've gotten a guy to open up to me.

And it nearly killed him.

You're in with Dr. Bryce? What makes you think I'm in with Janet?

You got to talk to her for me. She can get me off probation.

Come on, Vern. Jane's really approachable. Just go out and tell her

happened. What you did's not so terrible.

Okay, all right.

Oh, and don't use my name.

Uh, Dr. Bryce?

Dr. Harvey, hi. Um, listen, it looks like you had a tough surgery. I brought

some coffee.

Well, how nice. Thank you.

I don't know if you know who I am, but, uh... My God!

Did you put sugar in his coffee? I don't know.

He's a diabetic. Didn't you read his chart?

You'll have to excuse me. I have a funny story to tell the other doctors.

Oh, we're just having a little fun, Dr. Bergen.

Even good doctors make mistakes.

Exactly, and I'm looking for a second chance.

Well, I heard you messed up because you were cocky. But I've been humbled.

To be great, you've got to be cocky. Well, I'm better than you.

I'll supervise you for a couple of weeks, and if you're cocky and don't

anybody, we'll see about getting you off probation. Sound good?

Okay, all right. But when I'm off probation, look out for your job.

Okay, there's cocky, and then there's on my nerves.

Oh, hey, Pete, any desk of your favor? Not now, Sharon. I'm late to work. In

cosmetics business, if you miss a day, it's hard to make up.

Okay, that's a big laugh at the office.

You just need to borrow your apartment Saturday night to host a tea party.

All right, but our easy -bake oven's on the fritz.

No, it's for the people from the hospital, and if I can impress them,

give me the fundraising coordinator position.

Why can't you use your place? What, you still don't have any power? Johnny won't

pay for an electrician. Besides, you know what? It's too small. I can't walk

around all night going, okay, it's your turn to sit in the chair.

Okay, fine. You know what? I'm going to be volunteering at the fire station

Saturday night anyway. But you better clear it with Bird. All right. Hey, hand

me my makeup bag.

Where? Right there.

No, this is your fireman's bag.

Hmm.

Where's my makeup bag?

Come on, Scorch, time for your walk.

Mr.

Jenkins, how's Mr. Rigby's liver responding to that press?

treatment. Oh, he's doing great. But then he had the best doctor in the

hospital. Well, easy to look at and easy to listen to.

Dr. Bergen, how are we doing?

Great.

Now I'm working with the best doctor in the hospital.

Gag.

Look, Dr. Bergen, you don't have to kiss up. I'm impressed enough with your

work. Really?

Absolutely. Your instincts are sharp. Your skills are well in advance of your

peers. In fact, you may just be ready to be taken off probation.

Thank you. Yeah, I just, I really want to put all this ugliness behind me.

Oh, sorry.

I'm a little tired. Why don't you go lie down?

Oh, I can never get any sleep around here.

I keep having these recurring nightmares that germ is pushing me into the OR.

Yeah.

If I'm lucky, I lift up clothes, you know, I can just go home between shifts.

I heard you live nearby.

Boy, that must be nice.

It really is.

You can just go home and take a nap anytime you want.

Yeah, guess I'm pretty lucky.

Really are.

Mm -hmm.

Of course, if I were to leave the hospital, it'll take a nap nearby.

Someone would have to look after my patients unsupervised. It could really

out a person if they were on probation.

Here's my key.

Hey, fellas. Dumb Bill.

You're early.

Yeah, yeah, I know.

I know, what, a guy can't stop by and hang out with his buddy? You know, hang

out with his pals and swap fireman stories?

All right, I'll be back in an hour. Hang on there, Dumb Bill.

There's something a little awkward I've been wanting to ask you.

Uh -huh?

Could you wax the truck?

Captain finally found that polish.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Happy to do it. I just, I gotta take care of

something first. Hey, take your time. Okay. We know how long it takes a guy to

put on his face.

on my bag. Ha -ha. But look, you don't understand.

You know, all this time, we thought you were a natural beauty.

Guys, it's not like I wear the stuff. I sell it, which I'm sure is pretty much

the same thing to you.

Hey, we all have our embarrassing secrets, all right?

You know, before I was a fireman, I was a Marine.

And please don't tell my kids.

I think we need to have a chat about that bag of yours. Yeah, Captain, look,

know what you must think, but I can explain.

Can the tuna, son.

Gee, my daughter Annette is in my office.

She's an angel.

But unfortunately, we lost her mother before she could teach her certain

that only a mother can teach a daughter.

Oh.

Oh, yeah. You know what? I don't know much about that, but I suppose I could

have my mother call her.

I'm talking about her wearing too much makeup.

It's like the cosmetic counter just blew up in her face.

Oh.

Oh, well, you know, I've never given a makeover.

I'm a vice president.

Honestly, I don't do much of anything.

You're all I have, son.

Please.

All right. Well, I guess it wouldn't hurt to take a peek.

Wow.

Look at all the colors.

All right.

Annette, this is going to be fun. Okay? First thing we'll do is we'll take off

the old makeup.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh. Okay.

Okay, all right.

And now we'll, uh, take off the older makeup.

All

right,

shh, shh, don't move, don't move.

No, no, no, no, no, this is all wrong.

My God.

I'm a genius.

Captain, there's someone I'd like you to meet.

Baby? Hi, Daddy!

You look like your mother.

Dr. Price.

Bergen, aren't you supposed to be at the hospital?

Well, I, you know, finished up with all the patients and the paperwork.

How was your nap?

In my bed.

I hope you don't mind, but this couch is a little uncomfortable.

Oh, well.

Hey.

Dr.

Price, what exactly is going on here?

Uh, without the details.

Well, I was napping.

And, uh, Nurse Jenkins came over.

And he had some papers for me to sign.

And he couldn't find a pen.

Who told you to come home early?

Well, you know, I would have called first, but I didn't want to interrupt

the throes of your nap.

You want more fruit punch?

Well, it's, uh, you know, not your place.

Dr. Price, I'm really not comfortable with this.

Uh -huh. Uh, by the way, how was your day today?

Well, it was good, but Dr. Price... It must have been nice working with

instead of counting tongue depressors.

Well, of course. Sure would be unfortunate to go back to that when

close to getting off probation.

What kind of place doesn't have fruit punch?

Be right back. And hey, Pete's room has a strobe light.

Oh, there you are. I heard Dr. Bryce arranged for you to scrub in on a bypass

surgery. Yep, got to assist.

Sure.

Scurry on down to the OR and drop off some gauze.

How quickly they forget.

I didn't think you'd be able to get into Dr. Bryce's good graces so quickly.

You have to really shown her what you're made of.

Yeah. Yeah, I guess.

Ferg, I rarely say this, but I am proud of you.

Well, thank you, Ash. Thank you.

Ash, there might be one other teensy -weensy reason I'm doing so well.

Um, I'm letting Dr.

Bryce have sex with Nurse Jenkins in Pete's bed.

What?

Yeah, it's... I thought it was wrong. I just wanted a second opinion.

How could you?

She's my boss.

I mean, I didn't know what to do. You could tell her no.

Look, I'm this close to getting off probation, okay? I can't afford for her

be mad at me.

I can't believe you're letting yourself get pushed around like this. Stand up

for yourself. Be a man. I'm no good at that.

You're right.

Go behind her back and rat her out to Dr. Harvey.

Thanks for knowing me, Ash.

Hi, Pete. Hey, Annette. Come on in. Come on in.

Wow, you look great.

All thanks to you.

Oh, come on.

Nonsense. You're a beautiful flower.

I'm just the water in the manure.

Well, I, um, I need some of your help.

My friends and I are going to a dance tonight, and I was wondering if you

work your magic.

Yeah, you know what, Annette, I'd love to, but I gotta get to the firehouse.

But they went to a department store makeup counter.

Butchers.

Come.

Give yourself to Pete.

Uh, uh, uh, what are you doing here?

The work of ten men.

My tea party?

You told me to clear it with Berg, and I did. Yeah, I know. I just assumed

nobody'd come to that.

Well, they are coming, and I need to show them how well I can throw a

fundraiser. Somehow, I don't think they're going to be impressed with the

clown posse.

All right, I'll keep them in the bedroom, okay?

All right, come on. You know what? We'll show your friends in the bathroom that

trick I showed you with the soap.

And that's why I came to you, Dr. Harvey, because I have to stand up for

right, regardless of the consequences.

There aren't going to be consequences, are there?

Let me get this straight.

She's using your apartment for rendezvous, and you can't stop her

your superior.

Exactly. Well, don't you worry, Dr. Bergen, because you can bet I'm going to

check into this.

Thank you.

Thank you, Dr. Harvey. Look, I hope you realize how difficult this was for me,

and I'm no whistleblower. I understand.

And by the way, Nurse Jenkins ate all my fiddle faddle.

And as your superior, I was shocked to hear about this.

I'm sorry.

Very selfish of you, Janet. Didn't I let you use that intern's boat?

I'll make you a key. That's all I wanted to hear.

Oh, excuse me.

Oh, hi. Are you from the hospital?

Yes, we are.

Oh, hello. I'm Sharon Carter.

Come on in. The party's just getting started.

Well, I'm sorry, but isn't this Dr.

Bergen's apartment?

Yeah, you're the first one here.

Well, I just spoke to him, and I was under the impression that he didn't want

anyone to use his apartment.

Oh, you know, he said no at first, but then I said, hey, this is going to make

lot of people very happy.

Uh, who are they?

Oh, girls, girls, girls, come on. You know the rules. Back in the bedroom.

Hopefully by the end of the evening, you'll see. I throw the kind of parties

that'll make people want to reach for their wallet.

Oh, wow.

All right, let's get silly.

You're an electrician.

Yeah, well, I'm sorry. I don't think an electrician will work on this for four

days.

I have never met anybody like you.

Why would you want to make a living doing something like this?

Oh, you know, I used to be a corporate executive, but at the end of the day, I

just sound so dirty.

Ladies, come on out into the light.

What are you doing out here?

Sharon, I'm doing makeup.

I need light. Would you ask Degas to paint in the dark?

Okay, you're not Degas, and I ain't ballerina.

He's not Sharon, all right? I know they're not glamorous, but I can't send

out on the street looking like this.

Please, just go back in the bedroom.

Fine. Let their fakers be on your head.

Hey, how'd it go?

Oh, you were right. You were right. Everything worked out.

Looking ahead, all I see is a promising future.

Dr. Harvey, what are you doing here?

What is all this?

I saw Bergen at the hospital, so I figured it was safe to come.

And throw a party? The only reason he's there is because I made him stand watch

over a perfectly healthy hypochondriac.

This can't be the right address.

If it is, Mrs. Cartwright, I've double -checked it.

Doesn't look like any tea party I've ever seen.

Sharon!

Sharon, can I borrow your mascara? I'm all out.

Excuse me, would you help me?

Oh, come on. How am I supposed to work with this?

Come with me.

Dr. Harvey?

Bergen, great party.

You're not supposed to be here. You're supposed to be keeping her out of here.

What are you doing here anyway?

You have a patient to look after.

He was perfectly healthy. He thought he was having problems with his survey.

You know, Bergen, with so many people using your apartment, we're going to

to make a schedule.

Yeah, my mother's a bingo. We could have gone there.

Yeah, then you could have had the trailer all to yourself.

Get out.

What? You heard me. I want you and all your scuzzy friends out of here. Oh,

I'm...

I'm saying you could look 60 again.

Are you Sharon Carter?

Yes. I'm Mrs. Cartwright, head of the board.

Oh, my God, Mrs. Cartwright, I am sorry for whatever happened back there, but I

really want this fundraising job at the hospital.

Excuse me, I don't mean to butt in, but I don't think the hospital should hire a

hooker.

What did you just call me? No, I'm sorry.

I meant... Madam.

Whatever she is, she's not getting the job.

Why do the board members think I'm a hooker?

He's not a board member. He's just a doctor using my place to have a cheap

fling.

Shame on you!

Great. Thanks, Berg.

You and your whores have ruined everything!

Well, she was bringing us down. Last party.

No, no. I want you out of here. This is my home. I want you to go.

No, you don't. Yes, I do, okay? You took advantage of me, and I don't appreciate

it. Now get out!

You sure, Dr. Bergen? You want to get on our bad side?

How dare you people threaten me? You know, I trusted you.

Dr. Bryce, you betrayed me when I lent you my apartment. And Dr. Harvey, you

betrayed me when I betrayed Dr.

Bryce.

Now, the bottom line is, I'm a good doctor.

And when I show up to work tomorrow, I expect to find myself off academic

probation. You want to know why?

Because you are professionals. We are all professionals.

They are not professionals.

I'm the professional.

They should learn from me. All right, all right. Focus, Berg, all right? They

should be flush against... Flush against me? Just move.

Let me break you off a little piece of the grape.

Sure.

Oh, hey, man.

I thought you'd be home way later than this.

I gave you the whole stock room to do.

Okay, out.

Let's go. Hurry up right now. Go.

And just when I was ready to move you up to pushing wheelchairs.

Sorry I yelled.