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Oh, hey.
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Hello, Ashley's dish towel.
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Oh, I'm so sorry you can't stay.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't be
sad. Don't be sad.
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Look, all your friends are in the box.
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How was the gym?
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Everything in there was so heavy.
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I know you're trying to avoid Ashley,
but don't you think getting in shape is
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little extreme?
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No. No, it's not. I am sick and tired of
dealing with that little pain in...
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Ashley's here, Ashley.
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You didn't tell me she was here. You
didn't tell me she moved in, so we're
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Well, this is the last of my stuff.
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Everything else is already up at Sharon
and Johnny's.
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Okay, then.
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Thanks, Pete.
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Hey.
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Berg, I can't let it end this way.
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I'm still not sure what went wrong
between us.
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But even though we're not going to be
together, we're still going to be seeing
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lot of each other.
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But for the last time, if there is
anything you want to say to me, now's
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chance.
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Um... Isn't it funny?
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You only realize how much stuff you have
when you move.
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Wow.
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Deeper than I expected.
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Is she really gone? I think so.
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Yeah, the temperature just went up.
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Woo -hoo!
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Finally, we have the place back to
ourselves.
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Oh, yeah.
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This house is clean.
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I knew it. I knew it. See, she's like
Satan's boomerang.
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Hi, Pete.
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I'm moving in.
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Since the breakup, she has not aged
well.
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Why is there a poster of Barbara Walters
over my bed?
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Because they ran out of Ruth Buzzy.
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All right, well, when are you planning
on going home to Grandma?
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No way I'm going home to that harpy.
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At least call her and let her know
you're all right.
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Hey, she's 81. She thinks I'm in the
other room.
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Enough with these cigars, all right? My
bedroom smells like Clint Eastwood's
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Range Rover.
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Oh, I know.
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what you want.
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What's that behind your ear?
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Suddenly it's not so smoky around here.
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All right, all right, quit it. You make
a lousy runaway and you're much too old
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to be a teenage prostitute.
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This from the Avon lady.
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I am not an Avon lady.
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I'm the vice president of sales for a
very, very big cosmetic company. Berg,
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tell him. Sure.
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Pete is leading the charge to bring back
pink.
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Thank you, Berg. And you, call Grandma
and don't pretend to be her dead sister
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again.
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Whoa! That's a lot of pills you got
there, Charlie.
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You know, if those are Viagra, you're
going to be walking in front of me.
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No, no, no.
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My buddy Vic takes this pink one for his
stomach.
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And the yellow ones are for Sally's
arthritis.
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And these are in case Lou gets a little
backed up.
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You know, Charlie, for just a little
extra, a doctor can
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prescribe pills chosen especially for
you.
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Doctors are idiots.
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I haven't seen a doctor in 14 years.
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I don't believe in them.
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Yes, apparently you trust pharmacists.
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Well, they're tall.
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Charlie, you need to get a checkup, all
right? Why don't you come with me to the
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hospital? What do you say?
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No way. Half of my friends are in the
hospital, and they're all sick.
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All right.
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But don't come crying to me when Carol's
estrogen makes your boobies grow.
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Mmm, smells good. What are you making?
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One of my special omelets.
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Uh, Johnny, I haven't bought eggs in
months.
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This will make some special.
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Morning. Morning.
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Ashley.
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What are you doing?
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I'm only wearing underwear.
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Johnny, did you forget that I was moving
in? No.
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Yeah.
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Can you go in the back for a second?
This fly doesn't button.
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Johnny, I'm a doctor.
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You're not my doctor.
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For God's sake, Ashley lives here now.
It's not a big deal. Just get used to
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Look, if it makes you feel better, I
won't even look.
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I see London.
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I'm in for ten.
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What'll that cost me?
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You let me take your blood pressure?
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No.
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Wait.
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Make it 20.
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And I get to peek up your nose.
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Call.
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I never would have let you talk me into
this if I thought you could play poker.
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You should have taken me up on
racquetball. I was bluffing.
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Can't tell Pete I let you do this.
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Yeah, he'd be just sick with jealousy.
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and you can't tell him. I know my
rights.
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Fine. Let me eat some fluid.
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He gave you a gallon of blood.
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The other fluid.
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No way. Come on, Charlie. Work with me
here. You win, you get ten bucks.
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I win?
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I get a cup of urine.
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At the senior center, we play for
pretzels.
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Hey, hey.
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Grandpa,
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you went into your room to have a cigar?
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What?
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Why didn't he just sit out here with
you?
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He didn't want to bother me with the
smoke.
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I don't know how much more of this I can
take.
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Come on now, you two love taking shots
at each other. You're like Felix and
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Oscar, but without the sexual tension.
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Love it, admit it.
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Yeah, I guess you're right. I do love
seeing them.
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Hey. Hey, Pete, you're home. Ding dong.
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Avon calling.
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Yes, that's very funny. You'll have to
do that to me every time I visit you at
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the home.
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Ah, Pete, I'm sorry I gave you a hard
time about your job.
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I tried some of that soap you sell. It
isn't half bad. See?
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See, I told you, it's a good company,
Grandpa. And I'm proud of your work.
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Thank you.
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Oh, by the way, did you call Grandma?
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Yeah, yeah.
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You're sure?
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Well, I hope so, or else I told a
perfect stranger about my morning bowel
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movement.
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I am so sorry. Oh, no, no, no. It's my
fault. I didn't see anything.
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Not that there wasn't anything to see,
but I didn't see those either.
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I should just go.
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Oh, God, Johnny, what's going on?
Nothing.
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Nothing at all.
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He saw my boob.
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It was an accident. I was just walking
along, and then there they were.
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Dee, did the boob scare you?
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Just forget it. I'm going to my bedroom.
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What for?
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Okay, I'm going outside.
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Hey,
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Ashley. Oh, oh, gee, you don't live in
this room, do you? I don't have to move
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out. No, look, I really need to talk to
you. Oh, no, no thanks, Ferg.
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It's too late. I gave you an opportunity
to talk before, but no, you had nothing
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to say. And now we're at the hospital,
where it is completely unprofessional to
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talk about our personal lives.
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I'd like your opinion on these tests.
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Oh, sure.
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But if you had wanted to talk about
personal stuff, then you would have been
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wrong.
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Oh, gosh, this is really bad.
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Charlie, Pete's grandfather.
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Oh, no, I'm sorry.
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What does the doctor have to say? No, he
doesn't have a doctor.
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I think the last doctor he saw bled him
with leeches.
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I had to run these tests myself.
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Well, how'd you get his samples?
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I drew a straight.
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You know who's great? Dr.
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Grayson. And I bet... You can get
Charlie into bed. No, I can't get him
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hospital. He thinks all doctors are
idiots.
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Can you really blame him? His only
experience is the leech guy and you.
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I can't believe this is happening to me.
I don't want to do this. Do what?
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Tell my best friend's grandfather he's
going to die.
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Oh. Oh, gosh, poor bird.
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Charlie's really put you in an
uncomfortable position.
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Ashley, I was just trying... Doing what
you always do, trying to avoid anything
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that's the least bit unpleasant.
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Well, you wanted to play, Dr. Berg. Now
go. Be a doctor. And if you're a good
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boy, I'll put some balls in your
stocking this Christmas.
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But that'll only leave you with two.
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Hey, darling.
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Hey, Berg.
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I found the Playboy channel.
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I don't think I like this artsy porn.
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The journal scrambled.
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Listen, Charlie, I have to talk to you.
Hey, Mrs.
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Abernathy was coming on to me.
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Okay, look, um, I have some news, and,
uh, and it's not
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good.
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I see. So it's great.
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No, think cup half empty.
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You spilled my sample.
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No.
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Look, I got your test results back. It's
your liver.
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It's functioning down around 40 % right
now.
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Should I sell or wait till it splits?
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Charlie!
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Come on, please. This is very serious.
You are very... Very sick. Yes.
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I know.
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The liver's shot.
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And I got about six months left.
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You know?
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That's what they told me 14 years ago.
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That's terrible.
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You've had six months to live for 14
years?
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I told you the doctors are idiots.
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Listen, Charlie, I know you don't have
any faith in hospitals, but I really
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think that you should go in for
treatments.
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Why? Can they cure me?
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No.
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But they might be able to do something.
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Sure. They'll put me in half a robe and
parade me in front of frightened
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children.
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Fuck. You won't listen to me? Well, then
maybe you'll listen to Pete, huh?
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You can't tell Pete. That would violate
the patient idiot privilege.
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You can't expect me to keep this from
him.
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He loves you. He deserves to know.
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I'll tell him when the time is right.
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Now, how about a little poker? I had a
cup of coffee about an hour ago.
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Well,
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you have to understand something. When a
man sees breasts, his brain functions
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at about 10%.
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You poor thing.
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You're like a deer caught in Ashley's
headlight.
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It took me by surprise. I mean, they
were nothing like I pictured them.
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You pictured them?
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Only for a moment, and then I went right
back to yours.
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It's okay, honey. No, honey, no, I
didn't mean it like that. I know. It's
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And I'm okay.
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It would be nice if I still had that
same effect on you.
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I mean, when was the last time you saw
me naked and ran screaming from a room?
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It wasn't that long ago.
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Okay, okay. What about the other day?
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I was walking around buck naked, and you
asked me for change for a 20.
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It's because when I looked at your
bottom, I saw two 10s.
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I just wish I could still surprise you
every now and then.
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Guess I just missed being new to you.
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Oh, honey, you are.
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Oh, okay.
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I'm going to go take a shower. Okay.
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Hey, Sharon. Oh, hey, Ashton. You're
here.
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Oh, do you need the bathroom?
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Oh, no, it's okay. Go ahead.
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Want surprises?
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I'll give you surprises.
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I think you should be nice to your
grandfather.
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Berg, get out of my way. I have some
wrinkled butt to kick.
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Hiya, Petey. What you been doing all
day?
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Oh, nothing much.
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See, I soaked my dentures.
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I listened to a dirty movie.
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How about you? Did you give any good
makeovers?
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No, I couldn't. You see, I was too busy
listening to Grandma cry because she had
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no idea where you were.
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You said you called her.
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Well, I thought I did.
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I'm getting old. I can't remember
everything.
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Knock it off.
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Grandpa, you're going home and you're
going home now. You can't just kick him
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out. Give me one good reason why.
Because he's... I mean, he had to...
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Because he promised to teach me to
whittle.
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Grandpa, you're going home.
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Just tell him it's not the right time.
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Besides...
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I know what he really wants.
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Ah, Petey, let me look behind that ear.
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I don't want to play.
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Okay, Grandmom was really, really
scared, all right? She deserves better
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that. So do me a favor. Roll up Barbara
Walters and go home.
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You really mean that? Yes. No, he
doesn't. Yes, I do.
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All right, you win.
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I'll go.
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And by the way, I'm dying.
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Now you tell them. It was the right
time.
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No.
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Ask him.
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It's true.
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Examined him myself, double -checked the
results.
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They told him six months.
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And you didn't tell me?
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I couldn't.
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He's my grandfather.
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Yeah, I'm his grandfather. Okay, all
right.
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You are his grandfather, so talk to him.
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You're dying?
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So are you.
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Everybody is.
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Don't make it such a big deal.
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What's wrong?
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It's my liver.
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Could be worse. Liver worse.
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I can't believe you didn't tell me. I
would have treated you differently.
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I didn't want you to.
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But I was so mean to you.
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Yeah, to a dying man.
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Does Grandma know that you're dying?
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Are you kidding? It's her idea.
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All right, all right. You know what?
Look, there has to be something that the
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doctors can do.
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Hey, Pete.
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I'm 82.
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Most men live till they're 76.
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I'm already in the bonus round.
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I love you, Grandpa.
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Oh, there, there.
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Now you're going to get mascara all over
my shirt.
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talk to Charlie?
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Yeah. Oh, how'd it go?
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Still a little shaken up.
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I meant for him.
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Oh, he's fine.
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Uh, Ashley?
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Yep.
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Listen, I was thinking. Yeah, well,
that's never gone very well for you.
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Look, since we're not in the hospital, I
just, I just thought I should tell you,
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um, I regret how things ended up between
us.
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Probably could have handled it better.
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I just like it when everyone's happy,
and when they're not, or I'm not, I kind
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of check out.
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Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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About us.
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I don't know if we were wrong, or if I
was just wrong, but I made a decision,
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and I have to take responsibility for
it, like you said.
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That's it.
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Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Whoa! I just did some really honest
stuff there. Do you have anything to
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Oh, I see.
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Wow, Berg.
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It looks like you really have taken
stock of yourself.
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And you realize that your actions come
with consequences. And that's one tiny
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step towards maturity. But hey, it's a
giant leap for you.
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Hooray!
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The last time I grow in front of people.
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Ashley? What is it, Johnny?
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Nothing. Never mind.
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