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Is this crazy or what?
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Scott, how did you find this place?
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It was hidden.
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I was down in the basement changing the
fuse. I moved this book. The whole wall
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swung open.
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The joy of elderly sex.
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You'll thank me one day.
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Whoa! It looks like no one's been in
here for years.
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Yeah. I thought it'd be a perfect place
for you guys to have your haunted house
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tomorrow night.
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I always have it at Peakyburg's. I
already rigged the refrigerator to say,
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out.
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And the bathroom speaks for itself.
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Help me find a light switch.
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Whoa, who do you think all this stuff
belongs to?
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Property of Ed.
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No, can't be.
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What? What can't be?
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My grandpa used to tell me stories about
a guy named Ed. Who was that?
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Ed was a promising young neurosurgeon.
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Lived in Boston some hundred years ago.
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Story is, he spent every night in his
lab doing... really bad stuff.
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You suck at scary stories.
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I'm not done.
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One night, an angry mob descended upon
Ed's laboratory, destroying Ed's work.
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Cool.
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Legend has it, he still waits.
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No.
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Lurks. No, no, wait.
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Ready to take his bloody revenge.
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Scary.
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Whoa.
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This place is amazing.
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Of course we have to have the haunted
house here.
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The kids will be traumatized for life.
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Gonna make such a great mom.
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Maybe we should keep the haunted house
up here. I mean, the basement might
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the kids.
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That's okay, Petey. You could sleep with
me and Ashley tonight.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey. You got everything?
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Yeah. Bring eyeballs.
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Bert, you work at a hospital. You
couldn't have gotten real eyeballs?
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Well, I tried, but a blind kid beat me
to them.
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Hey. Hey, baby. How was the hospital?
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Eh. I was in the ER all day.
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You're working on Halloween? I thought
you'd be spending time with your family
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in Salem.
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Gee, it's nice to see my spell to turn
you into a witless turd has taken
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We've got to get started on the blood
punch before Johnny gets back with the
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eye. I still need to figure out my
costume.
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Why don't you borrow some of Pete's
pants? Then you can go as a kid with a
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recent growth spurt.
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you can put on Ashley's pants and go as
a real man.
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Hey.
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I'm sorry, man. I was aiming for her.
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Wow. Look at that lightning.
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You know, it's funny. All year long, you
tell kids, whatever you do, don't take
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candy from strangers.
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Come on, Ashley. Get in the Halloween
spirit.
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Halloween's about coming together as a
community to scare the hell out of eight
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-year -olds who pee their asses off.
Aquaman costumes.
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Someone jumped out at me.
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I can't believe you guys. There is
nothing scary about Halloween.
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Why are you so down on Halloween?
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Is it all those little girls dressing up
like you?
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Irene,
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what's wrong? Why were you screaming?
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Was I screaming?
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I must have been thinking out loud.
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A danger to yourself?
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Someone's a Halloweeny meanie.
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I thought you guys were having a haunted
house.
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We are. We're setting it up in the
basement, but it's not ready yet. So
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just hang out here with the whole gang.
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There's no place like home.
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Okay. Tell you what, I give you
permission to go down there and have
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own sneak preview.
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You think there's a man crazy enough for
her out there?
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After you.
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What, are you scared?
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No, I'm not scared.
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I'm just being polite.
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Really? You're in a damp, gloomy, rat
-infested basement
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on a dark, stormy Halloween night?
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You're not scared?
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You should be.
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Ashley, if you're here, who's running
hell?
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God.
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Wow, this is incredible.
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I imagine you were grown in a lab much
like this.
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But I think we should go back upstairs.
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You're like the little sister I never
had.
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Ooh.
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Look. A skill saw with blood on it.
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Sharon's such a sicko. It's not a skill
saw. It says skull saw.
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Are you Decatur?
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Matthew's listening to the radio in the
tub again.
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It's good to see Ashley get into the
Halloween spirit.
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That was Pete.
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I don't know. Ask the witch you're
dating.
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You are the witch I'm dating.
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Ferg, I have a headache. Leave me alone.
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Yo, Endora, talk to your boyfriend.
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Would you pipe down, Pete? My head is
throbbing.
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And my voice sounds odd.
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What was the last thing you remember?
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Well, you were being a big baby.
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And then we came...
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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The caterer.
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The caterer must have switched our
brains.
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Very funny, guys. Keep it up, and we'll
leave you strapped in like this. You
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see? You see? You see? I told you. I
told you, Ashley. I told you I didn't
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to come in here, but now you're the
little sister I never had.
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Now look what happened.
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How did you guys get strapped in? The
guy was easy, but the girl put up quite
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fight.
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created the version while I run.
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Who are you?
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Ed. See? Ed.
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Why are you doing this?
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I'm doing it for revenge.
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But we didn't do anything to you.
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Okay, so revenge is the wrong word. Is
my motivation so important?
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She must have smoked marijuana once.
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Don't do drugs, kids.
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Want to see something funny?
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Are you always this gassy?
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Okay, just a little farther.
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Lucky to run into you.
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You're a lifesaver.
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I'm a people person.
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You know, if you're going to freeze
yourself, you're going to need a lot
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dry ice than that.
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No, it's for the punch bowl.
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Oh, then you're fine.
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So, um, what do you do?
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I don't think you'd be interested. It's
kind of cerebral.
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No, I'm a pretty open -minded person.
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Well, maybe I could come back later to
pick your brain.
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Later.
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What a nice guy.
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Hey, guys, you down there?
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Hey.
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What are you guys doing? Oh, Johnny,
thank God you're here. A mad scientist
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switched all our brains.
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With what?
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Others, duh. Now get us out of here.
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Is there some kind of prank?
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Johnny, honey, honey, Johnny.
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I'm over here.
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You guys, enough is enough. Come on.
Pete, help me up. Over here.
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Hello.
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I guess that would make you Ashley.
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Yes, I'm Ashley. What is so hard to
understand?
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Come on, you guys. Your trick -or
-treaters are already starting to
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Johnny.
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Can't you tell that it's really me?
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Look, you guys, if you're just gonna...
Johnny!
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Honey?
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Hi, baby.
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We should call the police.
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And tell them what?
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Somebody swapped our brains?
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And get that stupid look off my face.
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I knew you could do it, Johnny. You were
so good with your hands.
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Berg is Sharon.
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Sharon is Berg.
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You're Pete.
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Where's Ashley?
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Guess what?
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I just peed standing up.
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Okay.
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Problem solved.
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The problem is not solved.
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I mean, look at me. I have breath and a
thong and... And I'll be right back.
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kitchen. Sharon Berg in the living room.
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Berg, get your hands out of your
pockets.
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forgot to tell you.
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Oh, my God.
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And you are going to be in no mood to go
to work on Monday.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no. My new job.
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And my boss is such a dog. And with my
luck, he'll have bad taste.
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All right, Pete, put a cork in it. I
have my own problem.
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You should buy some boxes or you're
never going to have kids.
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a little steam bath social.
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For once, I could sit in a room full of
naked babes without rerouting the old
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blood supply.
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Johnny, stop me. I'll get a reputation.
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Oh, my God. What are we going to do?
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What if we never get out of these
bodies? What if we are trapped this way
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the rest of our lives?
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Honey, I'm scared.
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Whoa, whoa, that there.
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Just, uh, walk it off.
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Johnny, be sweet to me.
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Johnny, she's scared. She needs you.
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Go to her.
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I need a beer. Oh, yeah, that'll fix
everything.
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here do you love me for my mind or is it
the way i look well of course i love
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you for your
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That's okay, baby. You don't have to
kiss me.
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I mean, you know I love you. I love you,
too.
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Something goes wrong.
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That's a chance I'm willing to take.
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Okay. I see a thingy for that thingy.
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A thingy for that thingy.
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Attach this to your dad right here.
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And then throw the switch.
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Or this switch.
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And what the hell, it's beating Ashley.
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You guys okay? Did it work?
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Wait a minute.
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I can't tell.
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Okay, okay. Time to do Berg and Sharon.
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All right, Johnny, just hurry up before
that crazy guy comes back.
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Sharon? Honey, sweetie, I'm going to put
your pretty little brain right there.
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Say it, okay.
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Chick Bird's brain.
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Upsy -daisy.
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Severed head is no reason not to be a
lady.
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Is the cerebral cortex lining up with
the spinal column?
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Sure.
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Do you have any idea what you're doing?
Hey, I put your bookshelf together,
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didn't I?
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Johnny! Johnny, the crazy guy behind
you! Okay, stay away from us.
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Your brain -switching head?
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That's me.
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Of course, I do other things, but I'm
pretty much focused on that right now.
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Remember you promised I could pick your
brain?
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down here.
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Okay, how about this switch?
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Oh, yeah, come on.
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Oh, whatever!
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Well, I guess I won't be getting that
breath back.
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Hey, guys, the game's almost over. You
want to go get something to eat?
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Yeah, let's just wait for Sharon to get
back. Got to hand it to you, Johnny.
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You did a great job.
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Yeah, it's great having everything back
to normal.
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Hey, Cher.
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Hi,
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guys.
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Cher,
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I need a shake.
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I just did.
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Apparently I'm part Greek.
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I guess you really do love me from my
mind. Yeah.
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You're so strong.
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