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Copley Plaza?
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Yeah.
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Hey, you're on TV, right?
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Yeah, I'm Urkel.
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No, no, no, you're from that MTV show
where people call in with their
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relationship problems.
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Loveline, and I'm your host, Adam
Carolla.
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I'm Pete.
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You know, I would never call into one of
those shows with one of my problems
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asking some stranger for advice.
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That's good news for me, Pete.
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I mean, it's not so much of a problem I
have. You know, I'm just going through
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some life changes.
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Big, sweeping life changes.
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I'd help, but I'm busy not caring.
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All right.
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All right.
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You suck me in. What kind of life
changes?
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Well, you see, I always wanted to be an
architect. But, I mean, at least I
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thought I did.
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Does this, by any chance, have to do
with a threesome?
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No. Oh, well.
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Not exactly my area of expertise, but go
ahead.
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Here you go, Johnny.
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Quadruple anchovies.
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Hold the pizza.
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Now,
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Sharon.
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Are you sure you don't want to come
fishing with me?
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No.
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I need a chance to finally meet Sean.
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No, you two need your bonding time. Have
fun.
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But... I will see you tonight, though.
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Right after you shower.
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Wow.
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Woo! So that frees me up for you guys.
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I can't. I'm driving Adam Curl every
night this week. Working a late shift at
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the hospital. I cannot believe I picked
you two over a bucket of dead fish, and
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it was the wrong choice.
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Uh -oh.
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What?
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Hi, Bird.
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Ashley.
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Hi, Ashley. Can I help you?
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Actually, I just want to talk to Berg.
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He's not here.
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Pete, I'm right behind you.
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I really appreciate that you've given me
my space since Justin and I have gotten
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back together, but I think it's crazy
that we go to the same medical school
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we can't be friends.
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Well, I... You know what?
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Would you excuse us for just one second?
I gotta talk to Berg.
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It's not about you.
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So I haven't seen you in a while. Yeah.
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Did you change your hair?
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Oh, no, same hair.
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Did you change your boyfriend?
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No, same boyfriend.
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Well, I like the hair.
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You can't do that. You can't do this,
Berg. You can't be friends with someone
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you're in love with. I know that.
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It's just, it's going to torture you. I
know that. There's only one way to
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handle this, all right? You have to make
a clean break. You don't talk to her.
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You don't see her. You don't make her a
part of your life in any way whatsoever.
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I know that.
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Just let me handle this, okay? All
right, all right.
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Ashley, is there anything else you
wanted?
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Do you want to join my study group?
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Absolutely. Great.
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Bye, Berg.
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You blew it, I know that.
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Adam!
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I can't hear you.
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Well, here, let me turn off the music.
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You know, I really enjoyed our talk the
other day.
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Yeah, I was just telling my mom about
it.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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See, I have this problem.
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Have you ever tried bottling?
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Deep inside.
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All right, what's the problem?
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All right, well, I have this roommate,
and he's in love with this girl, but she
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just wants to be friends.
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Sounds like Ian 29 from Portland.
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Well, did that turn out okay?
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Oh, yeah, turned out great.
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He was seeing this girl, pretending to
have a real good time, but then he'd
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home. and take out all his frustrations
on his roommate.
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They actually got into a fist fight
right in our studio.
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Broke the other guy's jaw.
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How was that great?
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It was our highest rated show.
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What am I going to do?
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First thing you need to do is stop for
the red light. Right, right. Now, is
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some sort of metaphor?
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No.
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group with Ashley.
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It was the study group.
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Are those my shoes?
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No, these are mine. I just bought these.
Those are my shoes.
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Damn it, Pete. How many times have I
asked you not to wear my stuff, huh?
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You know what? Adam Carolla is a genius.
He predicted that this would happen.
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What would happen? You would take your
frustrations out on me.
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You have to admit what an unhealthy
situation you're in, all right? And I
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an exercise that's going to help you do
it.
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Did the exercise involve me beating you
with this?
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You are so Ian from Portland.
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All right. I want you to imagine that
this puck represents all of the
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anger that you feel towards Ashley. I
don't feel any anger towards Ashley. Oh,
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yeah? This puck is how Ashley let you
chase her around for two months before
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told you she had a boyfriend.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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Never came up. Because she didn't tell
you.
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Well, I guess you could have mentioned
it before I, you know, fell for her.
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Then she gives you an amazing kiss, and
then she runs to her boyfriend.
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Yeah, that's a good one.
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Then you chase her to England, but she's
not there. That was expensive.
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And then her boyfriend moves to Boston.
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Buckle up, Justin.
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This one is for her asking me to be
friends while she goes home and sleeps
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another guy.
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Hey, Pete, keep feeding me. All right,
yeah. Yeah, good idea. I hate this
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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No, no, work.
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Look, you're finally in touch with your
anger. Now call Ashley and tell her how
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you feel.
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Yeah. I'm gonna tell her exactly how I
feel.
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Adam Carolla is a genius.
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Machine.
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Is that funny outgoing?
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Eh.
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Look, Ashley, um...
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I can't deny that I have feelings for
you, but what we have is completely,
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totally unhealthy. So I'm not going to
be in your study group anymore, and I
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don't think that we should be friends.
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So just please stay away from me, okay?
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This is Bert.
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All right, do you feel better?
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I do. Are you calmed down?
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Yeah. Good.
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Because these are your shoes.
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but I don't know why we need these
boards. They seem to slide pretty fast
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face.
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Oh, hey, John -John, you forgot your hot
chocolate.
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Thanks. You must be Sharon.
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Yes, I am.
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And who might this be, John -John?
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This is Sean.
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Oh, this is your buddy, Sean.
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Wow.
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You guys finally get to meet. Yeah.
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want to hang out?
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Oh, I can't. I got to get back to work.
Okay. All right. Later.
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Yeah. Nice to meet you, Sharon. Bye,
Sean, Sean.
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So that's Sean.
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Yeah. What do you think? I don't know.
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I think I pictured her to be taller,
broader, more penis -y.
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You thought Sean was a guy?
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This is funny, right?
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And this is the Sean who gave you the
chain with the little medallion that you
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never take off?
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You think I'd wear jewelry from a guy?
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Why didn't you tell me she was a girl?
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I'm pretty sure I did.
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Let's see. I'm going fishing with my
beautiful friend Sean. No, I don't think
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you said that.
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This is ridiculous.
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You're friends with Pete and Bird.
They're two good -looking guys. It
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bother me.
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Well, that's different.
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And this is Sean.
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I mean, we grew up together. We played
catch. We rode bikes.
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You should thank her. She's the one who
taught me how to kiss.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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There's a good argument.
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You give me your milk money, Billy
Stalin.
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Yeah. Adam's right. This does make you
feel better.
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I know. It works for me. God, I never
realized how...
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Ashley clouded my reasoning.
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Not tall enough to ride the ride, huh,
you corny freak?
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Ashley. Bert.
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Ashley.
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Okay, your turn.
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I rest over as soon as I got your
message.
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No, no. Oh, Ashley, no. I'm not going to
do this again.
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You're still holding me.
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No, I'm not.
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Bert.
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God, I've missed you so much these past
two weeks. I think about you all the
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time. I've been tossing and turning at
night.
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Yeah?
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I must be really hard on Justin.
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Butt out.
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Pete has a point.
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I know he does.
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I just... Berg, I don't want to lose
you.
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Come here.
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Sit down here for a second, all right?
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Oh, Berg.
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I... I know what I'm doing is awful.
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I hate what I'm doing to you. I hate
what I'm doing to Justin. I hate myself,
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but I... I can't help it. I don't know
what to do. It's okay.
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Don't... Don't cry.
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I just... I just wish we had a little
more time to work this out.
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Ashley, I don't...
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Know how much time I can give you.
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Six weeks.
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Really?
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Easily.
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I must look awful. I'm just going to go
splash some water on my face. Okay. The
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hottest cold, the coldest hot.
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Thank you.
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Thank you. If you hadn't got me all
riled up on the phone like that, none of
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this would have happened. She's still
with her boyfriend.
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That's not her fault.
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Bad situation. I mean, the guy just
doesn't know when to let go.
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Pete, I have a shot at the girl of my
dreams here.
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And I'm going to take it.
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Come on.
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Be happy for me, huh?
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Okay.
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Okay.
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You know what? You two have been through
a lot.
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Okay, so I'll tell you what. I got my
limo parked out front. How about I take
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you guys for a ride? Music, champagne.
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Get away from reality for one night.
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What do you say?
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Why not?
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Why not?
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You guys are going to make a nice
couple.
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Nice couple of guests on Jerry Springer.
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Do you ever notice how everyone stares
at you when you're in a limo wondering
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who's inside?
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I know.
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I just flipped some guy the berk.
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Berk.
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Those windows aren't tinted.
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Sorry.
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Listen, I've just got to pick up one
more thing to make this a complete
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All right, so wait here.
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I'm glad I came over.
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Me too.
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God, I love you.
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All right.
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If I'd known there was going to be a
show, I would have swung by the ATM.
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What's going on, Pete? Yeah, Pete.
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All right, this is Adam Carolla, all
right? And you guys aren't leaving until
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you come to your senses.
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I'm going to grab a cab.
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We'll walk.
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Unlock the door, Peter.
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No.
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No, look, I think you need help.
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All right? And if Adam here says that
you should be together, then you have my
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blessing. You can go.
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You two should always be together.
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Godspeed.
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Honey?
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Look, I brought you some cocoa.
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Is that the cocoa from your thermos that
you shared with Sean?
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I'll just put these over here.
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Honey, I'm sorry.
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You know, I honestly, honestly thought
that you knew Sean was a girl.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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Oh, it's okay.
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I guess there's the possibility that I
might have overreacted.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I should neglect to tell you things more
often.
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Oh, baby.
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Wouldn't you be more comfortable if you
took the medallion off?
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It's kind of cold against my skin.
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I'll just throw it around back.
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Or just take it off.
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I told you, Sean is just an old friend.
What is the big deal?
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This has nothing to do with Sean.
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Why is this always about Sean? I hate
that stupid, ugly, obnoxious medallion.
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It's a smiley face.
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All right, let me get this straight. You
broke up with her even though you've
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never actually gone out with her? Yes.
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Because she just wanted to be friends?
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Yeah, until she threw herself at me and
changed her mind. I did not throw myself
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at you.
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No, no, no, you just fell face forwards
onto my lips.
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You begged me for that kiss. You wanted
me to beg you for that kiss. Oh, well,
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that is not the point.
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The point is, it was a great kiss.
Right.
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That you gave me first.
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Oh, you're impossible.
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Oh, I am.
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Yeah,
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you wanted that kiss.
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Hello.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll
be right there.
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All right.
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All right, bye.
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Adam, do you mind if we make a little
detour?
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Oh, no, it's fine with me, but...
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I don't want to speak for the other
hostages.
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I am not going to couples therapy. You
don't have to. Just take off the
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medallion. No.
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Then we're getting in the limo.
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Will you please just tell Pete that
Ashley and I belong together? Wait,
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wait. No one is saying anything until
you tell Johnny to take off that stupid
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chain. It's a smiley face.
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The thing is... Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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We were here first.
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Wait a minute.
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Will you all please shut your pie holes?
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We're going to start with you.
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Lose the necklace, Chachi.
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What? See?
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See? I was right.
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No, you weren't. You're being jealous
and petty.
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What? See?
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You were being stupid.
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Listen, she don't want you hanging
around with that babe you grew up with,
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you can't come out and say it.
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So what'd she do? She focuses on the
necklace. Give her a little victory.
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Lose the medallion. Believe me, you're
getting off cheap.
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Makes a lot of sense, Adam.
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And as far as you two go, my advice is
head to the airport, get in separate
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planes, fly in the opposite direction.
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What? No, we're great together.
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No, you're not.
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Siegfried and Roy are great together.
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You guys crave friction. If you ever had
two minutes of sanity between you, you
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wouldn't know what to do with yourself.
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So, to sum it up, you two are screwing
up something special.
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And you two are just screwed up.
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He was right.
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I'm sorry.
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I was being silly. So was I. No, no.
God, you've been friends with Sean since
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you were kids.
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I should want to be friends with her.
You know what? It's okay.
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It's kind of nice having someone being
jealous over you.
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You know, I always did have a crush on
Chachi.
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So, you don't mind the medallion?
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Oh, no.
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It's coming off.
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You know, I don't see what's so
different between their relationship and
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They fight and they make up. We fight
and we make up. Then you go home to your
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boyfriend.
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So now what?
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Do you think that you could be just
friends with somebody you're in love
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No.
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Me neither.
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I think we should stop seeing each other
for a while.
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Well, I think I need to stop seeing you.
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Burke, don't listen to Adam. No, I'm
not. I'm not. I'm listening to me.
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I hate this.
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You know, I only want you to be happy.
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And if it's with Justin, so be it.
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Boy, you didn't pull that off at all.
Well, I tried.
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I'm going to miss you.
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I already do.
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Bye, bud.
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See you.
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Stupid puck.
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Left, left, left, left, left, left,
left, left.
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Yeah, Adam, I gotta tell you, you're
like an inspiration to me.
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Super.
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I mean, the fact that, you know, just a
few years ago, you were just a
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carpenter, and now you're a big shot.
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It makes me feel like it's okay not to
have a career, to be free and go out and
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explore the world.
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I'm really glad to hear that because I
just got off the phone with your boss
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you're fired.
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I'm okay with that.
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I'm okay with that.
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Okay, I've got a little residual anger.
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Hey, how about your friend Stevie?
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Guy. What about Sam?
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Guy.
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Butch? Guy.
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Charlie? Cocker Spaniel.
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Male or female?
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Female.
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Fixed.
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in touch with your anger. And if I could
put this together now, I'd be awesome.
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You drop and give me 20, Coach Pedersen.
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Oh, my God.
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I am not going to couples therapy. Okay,
you don't have...
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