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Only Katie and Spud would get registered
at a trendy gadget store like Future
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Image. I think it's genius.
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I say we chip in and get them the night
goggles.
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That's good, Bert. Nothing says
commitment and trust like surveillance
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equipment.
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Hello? Want a beer?
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Is there a float parked outside?
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It's my first time being a bridesmaid.
If I want to wear the gloves, I'm
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the gloves.
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Hey, Pete.
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Hey, princess.
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I'm telling you, the only way to watch
the Godfather movies is one right after
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the other.
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And I believed that then.
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I believe that now.
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Hey, give me 20 bucks for Katie's
wedding gift.
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How about the, uh, the toothpaste maker?
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Toothpaste maker? Katie who?
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Katie. Your ex -girlfriend.
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Well, you know what? I don't think I'm
going to go. I'm not good at weddings.
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That's not true.
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You're only not good at weddings
compared to me.
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He is quite the dancer.
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You're a cross between John Travolta and
Fred Astaire.
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With a dash of Gomez Adams.
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Cara Mia?
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Oh,
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you still got it.
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And I plan to use it.
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If I can get Ashley to go with me, I'll
twirl her.
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dip her, and charm her right into my web
of love.
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Genius, Gomez.
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Of course.
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Ouch!
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Sorry, Tish.
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spoke with Katie, she really wants you
to come to the wedding.
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Fine. You know what? Aren't ex
-girlfriends supposed to drop off the
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earth? And if they don't have the
decency to do that, they should at least
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miserable.
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Or get majorly, majorly fat.
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Well, I heard she has put on a few.
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Really?
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Come on!
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If you don't make up your mind, then it
won't be time to rent you a tux.
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Fortunately, I already own a tux.
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You do? Really?
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Sure. For those jukebox repairman
awards.
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All my buddies are getting married.
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I've been best man, like, seven times.
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Now, James Brown.
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Now, that's a tux.
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Ow!
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That man had style, yeah?
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Super wide lapel, striped down the pant
leg, pleated cummerbund, all in a
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cranberry -crushed velvet. Sing it. Not
perfect. No.
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I'll see you later?
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Wish me luck.
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Uh, Ashley?
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Oh, hey, Berg. Hey, can I talk to you
for a minute?
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Oh, yeah, sure.
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Um,
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listen, I'll get right to it.
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I'm tired of hitting on you.
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I mean, it doesn't seem like either one
of us are really getting much out of it.
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Okay, Berg, what's the catch?
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No. No catch.
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I just want to be friends.
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Fair enough. We're friends.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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Excellent. All right.
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Listen, I have this other group of
friends, and we're all going to a party
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Sunday. No.
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It was a little late, but the catch
finally got here. No.
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No, it's just a party. Now, there's
people in a room. You know, nothing big.
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A little wedding.
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A wedding? Berg, there's no way. Come
on. It's not like it's our wedding.
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Just think of it as a party with a
couple of vows up front.
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A couple of vows, Berg? It's the most
important day in two people's lives.
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Why are you putting all this pressure on
us?
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Thanks, but no thanks.
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How'd it go?
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Well, if I had a seatbelt and an airbag,
I'd be alive today.
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Hey, Ashley.
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Uh -huh? Can I talk to you? Yeah.
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For what it's worth, getting involved
with someone like Berg would terrify me,
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too. What are you talking about?
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Okay, I'm freezing my butt off. You know
what I'm talking about.
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Berg's great.
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Knock it off and give him a chance.
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Sharon, I like Berg.
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I just don't like him in that way.
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Oh, okay, okay.
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So that's why you never walk through the
store to study without wearing fresh
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lipstick.
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Okay, I have dry lips.
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Yeah, yeah, I knew it had to be
something.
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I mean, when a girl turns you down for
the 11th time...
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You've got to be able to take the hint.
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She didn't even want to be friends with
me.
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Friends isn't exactly what you were
going for. Yeah, but she didn't know
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Katie and I, we're just friends. Just
friends, you know?
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No!
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Come on, guys, snap out of it. You're
not the only ones with problems.
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There's a very good chance I could show
up at this wedding with a fourth top.
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How you doing with all this?
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I know you and Katie were... It's bad.
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Oh, come on, Pete. Just think. She's
going to be stuck with Spud for the rest
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her life.
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Does anyone know exactly how much weight
they've gained?
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He's exactly the same.
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Bert?
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Buy me a drink?
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Hank, Cape Cod, no fruit.
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You know what? Good for Bert. Maybe
Terry will take his mind off that ice
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for a while.
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Oh, you can't totally blame Ashley for
being a little wary of Berg.
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I am very impressed you remember what I
drink.
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That's not all I remember.
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We had some time, Berg.
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Like that time we pulled the old risky
business on the subway?
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Yeah.
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That wasn't me.
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Yeah.
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It was.
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No.
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But I do remember that time on top of
the Prudential building. Oh, yeah, that
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was incredible.
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That wasn't me.
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You know what? What if Terry's right?
What if Katie was the one?
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When did she say that?
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She didn't.
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But she honestly thought we were good
together.
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You're blowing this whole Katie thing
out of proportion.
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You're just freaking out because
everyone you know is moving on, right?
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Doing things with their lives, their
careers, and you don't have any of that.
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We must have. I know we wanted to. Then
why wouldn't we?
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We must have. How could we forget?
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I say we should go refresh our memories.
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Uh, we're going back to the apartment
for a while. We, uh, forgot something.
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So, get this.
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Ashley switches from the day shift to
the night shift to get away from... This
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girl just keeps rejecting you and
rejecting you and you keep going back
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more? I'm as baffled as you.
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She doesn't laugh at any of my jokes,
won't return any of my phone calls, and
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she has... She has probably the best,
most amazing smile I've
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ever seen.
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Wow, you really know how to turn a girl
on.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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It's okay. It's okay. I just... I miss
you, Berg.
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I miss me, too.
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I don't think this is going to happen.
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Really?
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You want anything?
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Well, yeah.
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But I'll settle for soda.
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In some cultures, soda can be more
satisfying than sex.
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No.
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See?
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It's okay, I'm okay.
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Do you have a blow dryer? In the
bathroom, yeah.
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What the hell is wrong with me?
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What are you doing here? Oh, I just, um,
I wanted to apologize for the way I
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blew you off before.
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And, um, I'm really flattered that you
offered to take me to the wedding. And I
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would love to go with you as your
friend.
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Are you kidding me? No.
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Well, this is great.
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Actually, that's outstanding.
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I don't know what to say.
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These really are easier ways to get a
girl undressed.
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Okay, because we are all friends here.
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Obviously some closer than others.
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But no, we are just friends, Berg,
right?
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Friends. So I will see you Sunday.
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Okay.
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That was Ashley.
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And you know what the real tragedy is?
The real, real tragedy. That tomorrow is
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the first day of the rest of Katie's
life without me.
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Really? I thought that was like four
years ago, the day she dumped you.
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Oh, I see.
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Relationship insight from Ashley's
friend, Ashley's pal, Ashley's buddy.
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Hey, she's coming with me, isn't she?
Yeah, as a friend.
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If that's the game she wants to play, I
can play along.
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She wants a friend, I'll be a friend. I
will ooze friend.
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How does that feel? Just a sec.
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It's perfect.
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You know, with Katie and me, it was just
a scheduling thing.
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You know, I mean, I was ready for a
serious relationship, and she wasn't.
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I bet. Who would have thought Spud would
be the love of her life? He's not.
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He's not.
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No. She always told me that I was the
love of her life. She said that she was
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just going to wind up marrying whoever
she was dating when she felt like
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married. I bet Spud would love to hear
about that.
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Let it go.
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You got enough room in the arms?
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No, no, let me see.
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Katie! Katie, give me a hug, you yowick.
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Yeah, it's perfect.
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You guys look great.
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Oh, you know what? Johnny called me this
morning. He has to borrow some
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cranberry socks.
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What?
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You guys are so childish.
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It's not about the clothes.
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It's about the man.
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And I love the man. I don't care what
he's wearing.
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Ah, Miss Carter, your dress is ready.
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You'll make a beautiful bridesmaid.
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It's not about the dress.
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It's about the pathetic liar inside the
dress.
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Well, I would like to take this
opportunity to say that you look
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Thank you.
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Shall I sign us in? Sure.
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Okay.
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Michael Bergen and Powell.
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Wow, this is great.
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Ash, take care of this for me, will you?
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Sure. What are friends for?
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Not only was Katie the first one of all
the girls I dated who could have been
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the one, she's also the first one of all
the ones who could have been the one
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that's getting married.
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You see what I'm saying?
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All I know is she's the last one that
should be allowed to pick up bridesmaids
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dresses.
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I hate these shoes.
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They're like little pink street jackets.
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When's Johnny getting here?
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He's meeting me here. He had to work
late.
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Hold on. Let me blow up your floaties.
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Does she take it?
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Oh, look at you.
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Honey, what's wrong?
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You look so handsome.
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Thanks.
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There it is.
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Terry? Please.
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Okay. Ashley? Oh, thank you, Berg. I
would love some. You got it, amigo.
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Thank you.
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Why aren't you dancing with Ashley?
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She is your date.
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She's not my date.
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She's a friend.
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All... week you're telling me, practice
your foxtrot, practice your foxtrot, and
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now you won't dance with me?
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Because I feel ridiculous in this thing.
I don't care about the dress.
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All right? It's the girl in it that I'm
crazy about.
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You are gonna get so lucky tonight.
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I'd like to say a few words to the man
who's stealing my Katie.
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There's a certain feeling a father has
when he sees joy on the face of his
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little girl.
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And since Katie's met Steve, I've never
seen her so devoted, and I couldn't be
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more proud to you, son.
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She only got married to him because she
felt like getting married. That's what
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they ought to say.
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Would anyone else like to say a few
words?
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Yeah, over here.
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Hi.
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Katie, you know, as you all know, Katie
and I, we go way, way back.
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We were very, very close.
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And she told me something that was very,
very interesting.
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But I see you, and you're looking at her
with all that love in your eyes.
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Even though she's chomping away on that
gum, God, I used to hate that.
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And then I'd say something about it, and
we'd get into this huge fight.
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That morning we fought a lot, you know?
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You know, I'm pretty happy now.
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I'm pretty happy.
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You know, I just...
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career and Melissa broke up with me.
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No, no, no, no. I'm okay. I'm okay.
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I see other women. They do.
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Can we shoot him now?
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Let him go.
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Actually, you know what?
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There's this girl at the bank and I'm
pretty sure she likes me.
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I think I'm going to ask her out.
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No, I am going to ask her out.
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just great.
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Don't worry about me, everybody.
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You know, Pete Dunville, he's gonna be
okay.
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So, so, so, Katie, Spuddy, be healthy,
be happy,
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be married.
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Oh, listen to that.
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You got ooze and Oz. I'm the Wizard of
Oz.
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See that girl out there in the white
dress and the 12 -foot head thing?
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You mean the bride?
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Yeah, her.
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That could be me dancing with her.
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Yeah, I know. I heard your toast.
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You know, you gotta admit, it feels
pretty stupid watching someone dance
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the person that you should be dancing
with.
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That was subtle.
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Wasn't meant to be.
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Thanks, Pete.
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Hey, pal.
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Hey.
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Want to dance?
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Finally!
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You're only giving me one dance, right?
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That's right.
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Yeah.
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Tango!
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with another woman, didn't it?
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That's ridiculous.
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And?
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It bothers you that it bothers you,
doesn't it?
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Absurd.
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00:18:31,380 --> 00:18:32,380
Really?
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Tell me something, Ashley.
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Why else would you be dancing with me?
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Oh, just admit it.
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Okay, listen, Bert. You tried to play
your childish little games on me, and it
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didn't work, and I just don't need this
anymore. Oh, you don't need this
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anymore.
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Oh, my God. I've been taking it on the
chin from you for the last three months,
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and I figured something was wrong with
me. Well, you know what? Thank you.
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Congratulations, Ashley, on making me
feel this big.
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So you can take your ice queen, game
-playing, mixed -message crap and dump
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on someone else,
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What do you think of that, pal?
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Kidding.
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Look, I'm sorry, all right? No, no, no,
Bert.
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I'm sorry. You were right.
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I'm right about what?
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I do have feelings for you.
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You do?
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Happy?
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Yes. I mean, I'm happy. I'm stunned. I'm
a walking festival.
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It's not... It's not that simple.
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The problem is I have... Wait, wait,
wait. You have what? You have a plane to
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catch? A rash?
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We met at undergrad, and now he's at
school in Oxford.
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And just when the hell were you planning
on telling me this?
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When it mattered.
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So you're saying it matters?
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Yeah, Berg.
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I'm saying it matters.
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