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Oh. This is a story about a guy named
Al, and he lived in a sewer with his
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hamster pal, but the sanitation workers
really didn't approve, so he packed up
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his accordion and had to move to a city
in Ohio, where he lived in a tree, and
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he worked in a nasal decongestion
factory, and he played on the company
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team, and every single night he had a
French recurring dream, where he was
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wearing leader holes and in a vat of
sour cream, but that's really not
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in the story.
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Well, the very next year he met a dental
hygienist with a special attitude on
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her arm, but he didn't even touch any
lobster number, then he got a full job
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a tater tot farm, and he fed his life
since he's got a split level game 20
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below the surface of the earth and he
really makes a mighty fine jelly bean
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pickle sandwich for what it's worth and
one day i was in the forest trying to
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get a tan when he heard the tortured
screaming of a funny little man he was
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caught in a bear trap and al said i'm
free and the guy that he rescued was
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grateful us could be and it turns out
he's a big chef producer on tv so he
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al a contract and what do you know now
he's got his very own weird
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Today's lesson is, the best way to work
out a problem with a bully is through
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peaceful communication!
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Besides, being a bully just isn't cool.
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Oh, hey, how you doing?
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You're probably wondering what I'm
working on this week. This invention is
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to change life on this planet as we know
it.
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It's an automatic toenail clipper!
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Just think what this will mean to future
generations.
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I think I finally got all the bugs out,
so now I just need some kind of guinea
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pig to test it on.
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Well, I don't have a guinea pig, but I
do have a
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hamster! Hey, Harvey!
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Hey, buddy!
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You want to help me test out my new
invention?
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Yeah, your toenails are a little long.
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This will be good for you.
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Okay, here we go.
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All right, let's check out those
toenails.
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Oops.
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Sorry, Harvey. I guess my invention
needs a little fine -tuning.
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Oh, excuse me.
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Jankovic, que pasa?
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Who's my favorite star?
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Uh, what can I do for you, J .B.? Good.
Right to the point. I like that.
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It's take an extended relative to work
day, and I'm bringing in my little
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nephew, Huey.
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Oh, that's real nice of you. I thought
so. He should be showing up at your
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any minute now.
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My place?
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Yes, and oh, by the way, I told him he
could be in charge of your show. What?
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That's right. I should warn you, he's
used to getting his own way. I would try
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very hard not to upset him about you.
Because when he gets upset, his mother
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gets upset. And when his mother gets
upset, my wife gets upset.
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And when my wife gets upset, I get
upset. And when I get upset, you're
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You understand me, Yankovic?
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Yes, sir.
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All righty, then. Well, have fun.
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Ciao. Well,
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Harvey, looks like we're going to have
some company.
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JB's nephew is coming over.
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I hate to say it, pal, but I don't think
the big hair thing works for you.
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That's cold, man.
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Excuse me, do I know you? I'm Buford.
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I'm the new band leader.
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We're your house band.
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Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it. I
didn't order any house band.
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That's right, I did. He's here because I
told him to be here.
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Hello there. You must be, let me guess,
JB's neato nephew.
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Huey, right?
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Oh, I sure have heard a lot about you,
mister.
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Hey, Buford, guess what? What?
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Chicken butt.
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That's cool, man.
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That is cool.
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So, Huey, would you like a little tour
of the cave? Maybe watch a little TV?
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TV? I hate TV. And from now on, I want
you to call me sir.
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Okay.
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Well, sir.
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How did you get that name?
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Were you knighted or something?
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Knights are wieners. Where'd you get
that shirt? Hawaii or something?
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Well, uh, no.
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But if you're interested in knowing more
about Hawaii... Hawaii is a chain of
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volcanic and coral islands in the
Central Pacific.
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Settled by Polynesians in the 6th
century A .D., it later became part of
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.S. in the year... Boring!
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From now on, whenever the band starts
playing, I want you to sing.
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Sing?
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What do you mean, sing? Make up a song.
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Tra -la -la -la -la. Sing.
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Why? It doesn't exactly work that way.
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Talk much?
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You're supposed to be nice to me,
remember?
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Yeah.
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Anyway, I can tell by the old clock on
the wall that once again it's time
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Al's Mailbag! That's right.
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Well, let's... Sing the Owl's Mailbag
theme song.
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Uh, Owl's Mailbag doesn't have a theme
song. Make one up and sing it now.
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Okay, I just did, in my head. If you
don't sing the Owl's Mailbag theme song,
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I'm gonna have my uncle kick you off
your show.
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Buford, Mailbag song, hit it!
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Letters.
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I get letters.
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So many letters.
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A whole bunch of letters.
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I'd even read mail from a cow.
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It's time for Al's mailbag now.
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Huff it!
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Hit the...
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really look like Mozart.
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If I had that on tape, I'd tape over it.
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Oh, man.
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That's cold.
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Okay, well, let's see what our viewers
have to say this week.
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Got a letter here from Bill Burke in
Wausau, Wisconsin, and Bill says,
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Dear Al, I've got a special request.
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Could I see Dick Van Patten in a tutu
doing a little pirate dance?
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Hmm.
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Well, sure, I guess we have time for
that. Okay, here you go.
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Well, that was fun, wasn't it?
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Okay,
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here's a letter from... I'm bored!
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I want someone to draw a funny picture
of me right now!
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Gee, would you look at the time?
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Well, we're going to have to take a
quick break right now, but don't go away
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you'll regret it for the rest of your
natural life.
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Will Al figure out how to communicate
with Huey? Will Huey figure out that
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a bully isn't cool?
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Will I ever stop this annoying shouting?
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Don't go away.
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We'll be right back.
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It's time for more of the Weird Al Show.
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That doesn't look like me. I'm cuter and
taller.
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My head's too big.
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Hey, there's someone at the door.
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Remember what I said, Al.
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Sing. Buford, hit it.
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There's someone at the door. There's
someone at the door. There's someone at
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door. Please don't make me sing anymore.
Can't you see that there's someone at
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the door?
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Buford!
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We got to open the door.
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We got to open the door.
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We got to open the door. We got to open
the door.
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We got to open the door.
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Open that door.
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Open that door.
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I can't. I can't. I just can't open that
door. You got to. I
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can't. I can't. I just can't open that
door. You got to. I can't. Can't. No.
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Can't do it.
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Should I open it? Yeah.
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Should I open the door?
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Well, maybe I should answer it then.
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But first, I just have to ask.
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Who's at the door? Who wants to come
inside?
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Say, who's at the door? But don't stand
out there and hide.
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Is it Sam or Joe or Fran or Bill or Bob
or Clyde?
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Who's at the door?
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It's big -time TV star Tajmori. Hi, Al.
I just thought that I'd... Tajmori, you
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wacky swinging cat.
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Tajmori, Tajmori, would you like fries
with that?
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Mr. Tajmori, now welcome to the Weird Al
Show.
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Um, what's with the singing?
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and maybe show a clip?
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Well, of course. Hey, everybody, what do
you say?
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Why don't we show a clip now?
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Why don't we show a clip now, mon?
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Why don't we show a clip now?
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Let's show a clip right now.
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Jurassic Park is frightening in the
dark.
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All the dinosaurs are running wild.
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Someone let T -Rex out of his pen.
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Cause they sure don't act like Barney.
And they think that I'm their dinner,
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their friend.
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What was that?
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Jurassic Park, smart guy.
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You were in Jurassic Park, remember?
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No, no, I wasn't. And besides, that
wasn't even a clip from the movie. That
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just your music video.
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I can't even believe you came on this
stupid show.
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Why did you come on this stupid show?
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Everyone watching. Everyone watching. We
sure like to know.
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We sure like to know.
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This was a big mistake.
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That's it.
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I'm out of here. Okay, Taj, but first,
will you do me a little favor?
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Pretty please?
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What? Will you try out my automatic
toenail clipper?
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What do I have to do?
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Just take off your shoe and put your
foot in that box.
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Okay. I can't believe I'm doing this.
Let me just take off my shoe.
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I think my machine needs just a little
more work. Forget your machine. Look at
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me. You made me into a freak.
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I made you into a freak.
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You're the freakiest thing I've seen all
week.
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I may be an accordion playing geek, but
my friend, you're a full -fledged
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freak. And I'm not kidding.
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I made you.
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Into a big, fat freak!
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Oh, yeah!
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Oh, hey, guys.
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Hey, where did Taj Mori go? He was just
here.
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I think I just saw him limping away.
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Oh, you know how those sensitive artists
are.
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Speaking of artists, what's going on
over here?
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You're the worst!
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I can draw better than this with my
butt! Get out!
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That's JB's nephew, Huey. Looks like
he's in charge of the show today.
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Holy cannoli!
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Dora, you want me to take care of him
for you?
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Nice thought, but better not. Just try
to ignore him.
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In fact, when I was a kid, I always
cracked under the silent treatment.
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I just won't say anything to him.
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Hey, who are these people?
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What are your friends' names?
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I'll name them.
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You're Dummy.
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You're Stupid.
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And you're Nuclear Stupid.
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Actually, I'm Corky. This is Val
Brentwood and the Hooded Avenger. You
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go to court to change your name, Dummy.
Isn't that right, Al?
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Why aren't you talking? I order you to
say something.
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Perhaps if you asked nicely. Who asked
you, Hood Boy?
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Okay. If you want to smell my socks,
don't say...
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Anything.
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Al wants to smell my socks.
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Al wants to smell my socks.
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That's cold, man.
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That is cold.
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Say it once in a while, not a million
times a second.
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Okay, now let's talk about fun stuff.
What did everybody have for breakfast
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today? I had waffles and maple syrup.
Okay, enough about breakfast. Let's all
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have a party for me.
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Or you're fired.
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Well, he certainly has a healthy level
of self -confidence.
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Okay.
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Let's play musical chairs.
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Go.
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Al, don't ignore him.
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But don't let him push you around.
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Find a way, find a way to communicate
with the... lads.
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Get ready. The music could stop at any
time.
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Okay. Maybe I can kill him with
kindness.
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Stop!
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I win!
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Gee, Huey. That was amazing.
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What skill.
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What finesse. Can you teach me how to be
as talented as you?
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Wait a minute. Look.
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I got you a cake because I think you're
so great.
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Hey, everybody. Isn't Huey just the
greatest?
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Oh, did you know I started a Huey fan
club? We've got our own Huey website and
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everything. Would you autograph this for
me, oh Master Huey?
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Do I look like a ski instructor?
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Huh? I said, do I look like a ski
instructor?
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Uh, no.
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Then spare me the snow job.
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Just checking in to see how you two are
getting along. Just fine. Hold on. Just
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fine, JV.
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Terrible! I want Al out of here right
now, but he can't ever come back!
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Yeah, right. Whatever you say, Huey.
Well, I'm late for my liposuction
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appointment. I gotta run.
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Bye.
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Did you hear that? You're out of here!
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Too bad.
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So sad.
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Bye -bye!
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You're right, Huey. I am out of here.
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I've had enough of this bullying from
you.
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I quit!
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Oh, sorry, Huey. I mean... I quit, I
quit, I
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quit!
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Poor Al.
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He tried to communicate peacefully, but
that Huey, he's such a bully.
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We'll be right back.
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Don't you move!
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The Weird Al Show is back!
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Did you miss me?
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Harvey, as soon as I put down some
roots, I'll send for you.
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Until then, take care, buddy.
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Oh, really going to miss you, Buford.
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Keep providing musical accompaniment and
punctuation to dramatic events.
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You're the man, Al.
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Yes. Yes, I know. Say, Buford, since I'm
probably never going to see you again,
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I wanted to give you something to
remember me by.
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This chunk of ice from my refrigerator.
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Wow, man.
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That's cold.
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That's really cold.
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Piece of pie.
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We've had some good times together.
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But now you're going to a better place.
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Are you finished?
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Yep, I'm done.
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Well, there's nothing else you have to
do, like play your accordion or kiss
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stalagmites goodbye?
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Nope. Well, don't you have to make a
banana mustard sandwich for the road?
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No, I'll just be on my way.
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Farewell, cave.
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It's been fun.
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Wait, you can't go.
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What? I order you, come back in here
now.
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What is it, Huey? Are you trying to say
something?
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I order you to do a cartwheel right now.
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Sorry, I'm all cartwheeled out of the
moment.
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Well, see ya.
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Fine, go if you want.
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And I'll be here all alone as usual.
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Everyone hates Huey.
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Huey Pooey.
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Well, you're no bully, are you, Huey?
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Come on, please don't cry.
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Everyone hates me. Nobody wants to play
with me.
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Huey, I had no idea you felt this way.
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I had no idea you felt anything.
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No one likes me.
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I like you.
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I mean, in theory.
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If you weren't so bossy. In an alternate
universe where you're this totally
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different person and not a tyrant, I
like you.
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Really? Sure.
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00:19:12,710 --> 00:19:16,590
You know, if you just gave it half a
chance, you might find that people think
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you're okay.
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Like these people from Honolulu.
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You mean you forgive me?
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Well, I don't know. I mean, I don't
really have the right to forgive anyone.
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mean, I don't live here anymore.
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Well, see ya.
325
00:19:34,130 --> 00:19:35,570
Well, that, yeah.
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00:19:35,770 --> 00:19:39,310
Um, I guess you don't have to go now.
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Oh, great.
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Go watch some TV.
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Hello, boys and girls.
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I'm Fred Huggins.
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And these are my little friends, Papa
Bully and Baby Bully.
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I'm hungry. When do we get paid?
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00:20:00,020 --> 00:20:06,280
Oh, what a beautiful day it is. It's
such a nice day, isn't it? It's really,
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really nice.
335
00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:10,390
I like that word, nice.
336
00:20:10,730 --> 00:20:14,350
I hate you, Fred. You know, you should
always be nice.
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Because it's nice to be nice.
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00:20:18,670 --> 00:20:24,090
It'd be nice if you'd just shut up! And
if you're nice to people, people will be
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nice to you, too.
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00:20:26,010 --> 00:20:27,210
How about that?
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I wrote a little song about it. It's
called, It's Nice to Be Nice.
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00:20:33,510 --> 00:20:34,510
Oh.
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This is fun.
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I like hanging out with you.
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00:20:44,170 --> 00:20:45,970
Ah, you're not so bad yourself, sir.
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00:20:46,490 --> 00:20:50,750
No, you don't have to call me sir
anymore. Just Huey. Now that we're
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can come over here all the time and hang
out.
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00:20:54,050 --> 00:20:58,390
Finally, Huey learned that it's not good
to be a bully and misbead others.
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The Weird Al Show will be right back.
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I promise!
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00:21:04,470 --> 00:21:08,890
And now, the spine -tingling conclusion
of The Weird Al Show!
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00:21:15,820 --> 00:21:19,520
Harvey, what were you doing in there?
You mischievous little imp.
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00:21:20,180 --> 00:21:21,180
Anyway... My foot!
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00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:22,800
Look what he did to my foot!
355
00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:25,620
He's nuts, I tell you! He must be
stopped!
356
00:21:25,940 --> 00:21:27,500
Please! Ah, you'll be all right.
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00:21:31,060 --> 00:21:36,220
Well, Huey's gone now, and he promised
me he'd try really hard to be nice to
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everyone. I have a feeling he'll be back
someday.
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00:21:39,629 --> 00:21:41,270
Unless I can get that restraining order.
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00:21:41,470 --> 00:21:45,310
And from now on, I'm going to try just
talking to people instead of letting
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stomp all over me.
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00:21:46,990 --> 00:21:51,910
Anyway, before I sign off, I just have
to try my automatic toenail clipper one
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00:21:51,910 --> 00:21:52,910
last time.
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00:22:07,730 --> 00:22:08,730
They're beautiful!
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00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:11,160
Do you know what this means?
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The world will never be the same again.
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Thus begins the dawning of a new age.
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An age in which we can all be free.
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Free to live in a world without
hangnails.
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00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:26,220
Oh, what a glorious thought.
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00:22:28,460 --> 00:22:32,120
Anyway, it's the end of the show. So
until next time, remember to always look
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both ways before crossing the street.
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Because you never know when someone's
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