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No need to thank us, sir, as we will not appreciate it. We have no consciousness

whatsoever. Merely automatons here to serve.

Meet 12.

She's news.

He looked at me. I put your parents' message on to soothe you.

Thank you.

He finds it soothing.

The message was damaged to transit from Krypton to Earth.

But what is there?

We love you more than heaven or sun.

We love you more than land.

Our beloved home will soon be gone forever.

But hope by the light is our hope.

And that hope is you, Kal -El.

We have searched the universe for a home where you can do the most good.

And live out good times, too.

That place is her.

I'm the rest of the message it lost.

Damage to bladder, kidney.

Large intestine.

Lungs. Our poor super vet.

With a healthy dose of yellow sun, we'll have him up and at him in no time.

You're here. I can't see where.

Well, keep looking.

Sir, you are only 83 % restored to health. You must rest.

No can do, Four. I gotta get back to the fray. But this hammer fellow just beat

you at full power.

crypto what the hey dude i thought you destroyed the whole superman robots i

thought i told you to keep an eye on him we feed the canine but he is unruly and

who realizes we are not flesh and blood and couldn't in our heart of hearts care

less whether he lives or dies

You're at 5 o 'clock.

12 -10.

18 -8.

34 -B.

before he makes it. He does?

That ain't him for years.

He's developed over 2 ,500 fight moves for this situation.

Superman!

Bravo. You got him.

Belit Ali.

A local.

Max, we have the engineer.

The target has led us to the ice castle.

The rumors are true. I don't know how he's helped. He must have been spotted.

comes two to one your

pride

won't be making our choices today

Tell him what we need to do.

Wrap it up.

The United States will continue to feel the wrath of the hammer of Arabia.

Hey, Mike.

Once I get you free, when you save the women from being hit by a attack, are

all right?

No, you've got to get out of here.

You've said it so many times.

Now it's our turn.

Maybe shouldn't have done that thing in jar hand for Superman.

dictate international policy is outrageous.

You're late again, Kent. Sorry, Perry.

Hey, loser.

Hey, Steve.

Hey, what do you got against adverbs, Kent?

How are we supposed to know how we feel when we read this, Lamar? In sports

writing, you learn the sentence is the modifier.

Hey, Ma.

Thanks,

Kat. You read this, Grant?

I thought it was great, Clark.

Great?

Why do we not want to keep you?

But, uh, why don't you say congrats and tell me what that's about you, Clark?

Okay, I gotta go. I gotta run.

Yep, okay, love you.

So this guy just flew into Midtown and started attacking people, demanding for

Superman to show up? Yeah, it's all there in my article.

I don't actually have to make it through your writing, Clark. Knowledge is worth

many sacrifices.

That isn't one of them.

Ha ha ha, very funny, Willis.

22 people in the hospital, over 20 million in property damage. It does make

wonder. Wonder what?

As great as he is, maybe Superman didn't completely think through the

ramification for the Brady thing.

This guy is even from Bravia.

What do you mean? His name is the Hammer of Bravia. Yeah, I doubt his parents

named him that, Jimmy. We have no clue what his actual goal was here. I think

it's pretty obvious the goal was kicking Superman's ass. He didn't completely

kick Superman's ass. Pretty thorough.

Show me. You show me what's the price thereof between Bravia and this hammer.

Yeah, see, Superman did say he thought the hammer might be faking a Bravian

accident. Superman said that. Yeah, I interviewed him right afterwards.

Great guy.

You're getting all these interviews with different Clark.

I don't think there's anything funny about good journalism, Lois.

Uh -huh. The relationship between Borella and the United States has

been like iron for 30 years until Superman came along.

What you're looking at, my friends, is the most powerful being on planet Earth.

Ultraman.

You created this man.

Check this out. The engineer.

Former special operative with blood I infused with microscopic machines called

nanites, which she can pour into anything she can imagine.

And of course, you're familiar with my flying armored forces, Rafferty.

Altogether, they're an unstoppable force we call Planet One.

More than capable of containing any other worldly threat.

So you want the Defense Department to hire your metahumans to take down the

Kryptonians? After Superman acted with violence against our Arabian allies, I

think it'd be worth considering.

Big Blue stopped the war.

Naive, maybe, but well -intentioned. Well, I don't know the intentions of an

unintended fire hose, General Flagg. I just do what I can not to be splashed.

Mr. Luther.

The disarming Director Crawley.

The country of Boravia has purchased over $80 billion worth of arms from

Mithicorp in the past two years.

And? And no one would profit more from a war with Boravia and John Ford than

you. A cynic might say that having Superman out of the way might not be bad

business. Well, what's particularly bad for business is dying.

And I have a distinct feeling that's where we're all headed with the

running wild. So we're going to lock up all metahumans now. The other metahumans

aren't going off half -cock, interfering in foreign affairs.

They don't have, and I have proof of this, a hidden headquarters in

that violates 12 international treaties, and they aren't aliens.

Shouldn't all that be more than enough reason for Planet Watch to at least

the Kryptonian in for questioning?

Admittedly, I'm not comfortable with the being from another planet as dangerous

as him on the loose. But the optics?

Superman is popular.

Less so every day, according to Chatter Online.

Not to mention the potential risk of failing to contain him. I assure you,

Secretary, we can contain him. Yeah, they got this stuff.

What's this kryptonite stuff called?

It's called kryptonite foam. It kills him, right?

As far as we can ascertain, there's none left on the planet. I have a workaround

for that. Well, it doesn't matter, Lutz.

Because without solid proof of malicious intent, it's just not worth the risk.

what are you doing here three months ago we had our first date and so to

celebrate i am making you your favorite breakfast for dinner that's your

favorite you love breakfast yeah for breakfast you love it for dinner

That's very funny, Beth.

What? It's hilarious, the little back and forth we had going.

You're giving me guff for my article?

Jimmy was eating it up.

I wasn't acting, Clark.

If you keep interviewing yourself, eventually people are going to figure it

With the glasses?

They won't fool everyone forever.

And ethically, these interviews are hugely problematic. I mean, you

know the questions in advance.

Okay, so like you interviewed me.

I'm pretty sure you wouldn't like that. Come on, Lois. I'm media savvy. I can

handle any question that comes my way.

Are you being serious right now?

Yeah.

You've let me interview you as Superman.

Sure.

How about now?

Um... Ready?

Do it, Cronkite.

Recently, you've come under a lot of fire. It's a lot.

Today, the Secretary of Defense said he was going to look into your actions in

Arabia.

That's funny?

It's not funny, funny. It's just, I mean, come on. My actions?

I stopped a war.

Maybe. Not maybe. I did.

Okay. How?

Well, Arabia invaded Jarhanpur, and I showed up and told them that wasn't

And? And smashed some tanks and things, and, uh...

A couple of planes and some other stuff.

There were no casualties and no significant injuries.

Did you interact at all with the president of Bravia, Vasil Gurkov?

A very small amount.

What's a very small amount?

That was between us.

This is all on the record.

Yeah, but that conversation was between the two of us.

Yeah, and I would ask that question whether or not I knew the answer to it.

Really? Really.

After I...

No,

not torture. It's spikes for, like, not even that big.

I told him that if he ever messes with Jarhan Bergen, he'll have to personally

answer to me. What did you mean by that?

That if such events occurred, we would have a more serious discussion, that's

all. More serious than tearing up his back on a captain? You're close to going

to kill people. You seem to keep forgetting that. In effect, you

entered a country, inserting yourself in the middle of an incredibly heated

geopolitical crisis. Hold on a second. Siding with a nation, Jarhan.

which historically has not been a friend. Jarhansbury has changed.

Against a nation that's technically our ally and then threatened to murder their

head of state. First of all, whether or not Jarhansbury is an imperfect country

does not give another nation the right to invade it. Yes, but the Barabian

government maintains they're freeing the Jarhansburians from a tyrannical

regime. Yes, but you know that's very silly. I do? The Barabian government of

all people is saying this? Come on. This is on the record, Superman. No, no.

Now, see, now you're being dishonest, Lois. I'm being dishonest.

Because you know as well as I do that the Peruvian government is not well

-informed. I think that's almost certainly the case, but do I know that?

No, I don't.

Can we go on now?

Yeah, fine.

Hi.

You think this is going well? I think this is going well.

I think I'm doing a good job.

Hey, Brian, did you consult with the president before entering Peruvian

airspace?

No. The Secretary of Defense? No. Or any U .S. official before you took matters

into your own hands and decided unilaterally how to handle this

delicate situation?

His goons were going to kill people.

Yes, but the results of you seemingly acting as a representative of the United

States. I wasn't representing anybody. It's a war that lasted between 12 and 24

hours and was just replacing one tyrannical regime with another. Is that

how you feel? I'm not the one being interviewed, Superman, but...

I question it.

Yeah, I would question myself in the same situation and hold off the beating.

Consider the consequences. People were going to die!

Okay,

I'd like to change the subject, if I could.

Okay. You've gotten a lot of heat on social media lately.

I don't read that stuff.

Superman doesn't have time for selfies.

Third person?

You're referring to yourself in third person now? No, it's just a thing I came

up with that I thought I'd try to work into the next interview.

This is on the record, Superman.

Okay, well, not the part where I said that. Yes, that part. No, that part was

aside. That was off the record. You have to say off the record beforehand, not

after. Why are you being like this?

Fine, I won't write that you spend your spare time trying to think up

soundbites, which are terrible, by the way.

Social media.

Yes. As you may know, or...

Maybe you don't, since you claim not to read any of that stuff. Very seldomly.

Maybe sometimes people catch you reading it and looking very upset.

Okay, well, you can't use that. People on social media are suspicious because

you are an alien, yes?

Yes. I've been very honest about that from the beginning.

I come from a planet called Krypton.

Okay. Which is gone now, by the way.

Destroyed. Along with all of my history, my parents.

They sent me here as a baby to save my life. Here? Where? I'm not going to say

that. You know I'm not going to say that.

Okay.

What do you know about these biological parents of yours?

Just that they sent me here to serve humanity and to help the world to be a

better place.

They said that?

They did.

They sent a message along with me.

That message is why I do what I do. I cherish it more than anything.

Because you understand, now there are an awful lot of people out there

maintaining you're here for more nefarious purposes.

Hashtag super spy, hashtag super shit.

Super shit? Come on, Lois, you know that one specifically irritates me. It's on

the record, Clark.

I didn't make it up. It's what people on the internet are saying.

I'm gonna go.

Really? Yeah. Come on, Clark, don't do this.

I'm not doing anything.

No? No, that's not you? Packing up your shit and walking out of an interview?

I'm not walking out of an interview. I'm just late. No, this is what you do

every time you're faced with conflict. I'm not doing anything. You get mad. You

pout. I'm not mad.

Nothing is wrong.

Look, I gave you a nice long interview.

Longer than I ever gave myself, by the way. Oh, you can find your imaginary

interviews with yourself? That's the thing you can do? You've got a lot of

stuff.

Some stuff you can't use. I am well aware.

I knew it would never work.

What does that mean?

Lois?

What does that mean?

Nothing. I just told you I wasn't good at relationships.

He was right ahead.

But how are we going to gain access?

Oh, here, little pen.

this soothing oh my i do apologize but this is a restricted area wait

of what we came for.

Hopefully there's something on here we can use to convince the general Superman

requires immediate action.

I can't stand a better human, but he's so much worse.

Superman.

He's not a man. He's an it.

A thing with a cocky grin and a stupid outfit that's somehow become the focal

point of the entire world's conversation.

Nothing's felt right since he showed up.

I know, man.

I've sacrificed my own humanity to help get rid of this.

Can you get in?

It's going to take a while.

What if they could turn yourselves up? Don't worry.

We're not creating a distraction.

It's damaged but there's more I can recover the rest

Hey, you got us?

Quiet! I know!

It's an awfully small distraction.

Better get in, baby.

coffee shop about seven feet tall but it has apparently

Deep, slow breaths, ma 'am.

You're going to be fine.

Everybody, clear the area!

Hey, that was a lot of nonsense.

You know what I mean?

You can afford that.

The Justice Gang has arrived on the scene. That's Green Lantern, Hawkgirl,

and Mr. Terrific. They're funded by the Lortec Corporation.

Get out!

I've been trying to figure out a way to get it out of here alive.

Get it someplace where we can study it.

How's it going with that guy you were seeing?

You were saying you weren't sure about him?

Yeah.

Well, range.

How'd you stay far around, huh?

I was hoping we could capture it and take it to an intergalactic zoo or at

euthanize it less painfully. Come on, bro, don't be such a wuss.

Why is nobody clapping?

This has to be Biette.

The world's top linguists have confirmed the translation and 30 of the top

forensic computer techs have confirmed the validity of the footage itself.

Any change to their mistake?

Unfortunately, no.

You have the footage yet?

Just take a look.

Hey, Colonel.

We love you more than heaven, our son. We love you more than land.

Our beloved home is soon to be gone forever.

But hope vitalizes our heart. And that hope...

We have searched the universe for a home where you can do the most good and let

out Krypton's truth.

I don't get it. What's bad about that?

What about all the kind acts Superman has performed

over the years?

Saving countless lives?

No, he's grooming us.

lulling us into complacency so he can dominate without resistance, forging a

path for his superpowered descendants to rule the earth.

I will not accept that.

Will you?

I'm scared.

I will admit that. I am scared.

Because who knows how large His secret care is already.

No, Guy, of course I don't have a hero. If any of that message is even remotely

true, then you are exactly the kind of alien threat I was commandeered by the

Green Lantern Corps to protect this planet against.

Back off, Guy.

Make a move, Big Blue.

Guy, for laughs.

Was the message real or not?

The first half was real.

The second half was damaged in this trip from Krypton to Earth.

Gotta be Dodgers. No, Wayne Clark.

I know this computer forensics guy. They're not going to say it's legit

they are sure.

I'm so sorry, man.

But there's no way that message is fake.

Where'd they get this? What is this?

for questioning? We're talking with the president and we are reviewing our

options now. Now I'm slow, but I have to go. You buying this? I don't put

anything past Luthor, Rick.

But the message is authentic.

If the Kryptonian is a danger, we have to act.

I'm with the big Superman fan.

I can go to him all the time online and stuff, but now?

I mean, I hope he rocks it in. Where is he?

Don't call me cheap. I'm getting on my job. It's no wonder Kryptonian

with Boravia's interests.

Boravia wants to save the people of Jahanpur, and Superman wants to

keep them in shape.

As though, from what I hear, he finds Boravian women

the most physically attractive.

and wants to add them to his secret errand.

Thank you!

We'll celebrate until the alien is off the board.

Oh, here. Brought you a donut from Doe's Holes. New shop in Park Bridge, at all

places. A fake message.

A fruit of genius.

Not fake.

He appeared to kill us.

I knew it. At Superman's fortress, I hope to get the knowledge to help

him. Little did I know, his own parents would be providing him.

Oh, my boy. Right? Yeah.

Been thinking of opening one in my path of Garhampork.

Four. Four.

What happened?

I tried to protect Superman.

How did Lucifer get in here? It's keyed into my DNA.

Must protect Superman.

Four.

I'm suffering for a friend.

Superman, we finally meet. Would you like a coffee? Where's the dog?

Dog? The dog, loser! You took the dog! That's right. You get all of this.

Where's the dog?

I have no clue what you're talking about.

He hit the dog.

I don't know what dog you're talking about.

Hocus Pocus, okay?

What did you say?

I didn't say anything.

You heard what he said!

You heard him! He took it! I mean, it seems to me that the only rabid animal

around here is Superman.

Ever since the discovery of the Kryptonians' master plan, he's gone off

end. Thoughts, Chris?

Can't say I'm surprised, Cleveland.

With guys like this, they always get a whole bunch of dark, ugly secrets. What

do you mean, guys like this?

Vince is better than everybody else.

Makes sense the Declaration is against killing people unless it's absolutely

necessary.

Really, dude?

It kind of sounds like you're trying to make the guys who are a little more edgy

than you look like jerks. You know what I mean?

A lot of these guys, these heroes from the magazines, are obsessed with me.

Because I'm more jacked than they are.

You know what I mean?

Do you have a dog?

No, not really. It's more of a foster situation.

You were out there helping them?

Oh, no, that's just, uh, that's just some dimensional aim.

They've got that handled. I was looking for the dog.

Yoko?

The footage is not what it looks like, Lois.

Okay. The ship my parents sent me in was damaged in transit, so I only ever

heard the first part of the message.

And I believed that I knew how it ended.

That my parents had sent me here to serve the people of Earth and to be a

man.

I'm not here to rule over anybody, Lois.

I never thought you were, even for a moment, Clark.

Me too.

But we're bound to, though.

We're so different.

I was just a punk rock kid from Baker Line, and you're Superman.

I'm punk rock.

You are punk rock. I like the Strangle Fellows and the P .O .D .s and the

Crabjoys. Those are pop radio bands. They're not punk rock.

The Mighty Crabjoys suck.

Okay, well, a lot of people love them.

my point is i question everything and everyone you trust everyone and

think everyone you've ever met is like beautiful

maybe that's the real punk rock

Lois, what did you mean when you said that you knew this would never work?

I don't know.

I don't.

The DOJ has a warrant out for my arrest, so I'm going to turn myself in. Wait,

what?

Why? Maybe they'll take me wherever they took the dog.

I don't know how else to find him.

It's a dog.

Yeah, and he's not even a very good one, but...

He's out there alone, and he's probably scared.

I love you, Lois.

I probably should have told you that a long time ago.

necessary. I'm coming into my own accord.

No one read me my rights.

Of course, the side of those rights don't apply to extraterrestrial

Therefore, at this point, Superman, you don't have any rights to read.

The government is very well aware of potential limitations pertaining to you,

we've outsourced your confinement and your interrogation to Planet Watch.

Watch.

I'm sorry about this.

What a pleasure.

Luthor.

Your obsession with me is getting a little creepy.

Don't worry.

Tall, dark, and Martian isn't my type.

Kryptonian. Yeah, same here.

Where are we?

Pocket universe.

I replicated the Big Bang with the Lucicorp Mega Collider, tearing a tiny

between the two universal fables.

I'm able to access it from multiple dimensional portals I've set up around

globe.

Rex, the medic human known as the Element Man, has been called into

a specific purpose.

He can metamorphose into any known substance.

Even substances foreign to this planet.

Light.

Kryptonite.

Superman's been out of commission less than a day and already Bravia's pulling

this crap.

Right? What?

Sorry, I'm trying to figure out how Lex Luthor's connected to all this.

How's that a mystery? Luther Corp sells arms to Bravia. Bravia goes to war,

Luther sells more arms and gets richer than ever.

Nope. No?

Uh -uh.

I have a connection at Boda Bank. Boda handles the transactions between Luther

Corp and Bravia. Yes, Luther Corp sold them approximately $80 billion worth of

arms, but for those arms, Bravia paid only $1 .625 billion.

So Luther gave the moms for free.

For what?

That's the $78 ,375 ,000 ,000 question.

Have you found out where they're holding Superman?

No one in the government will say.

Luther seems to be working to disable Superman just so he can't stop the

invasion of Jarl's War.

Why?

That's way too much sugar, Mom. I party like a rock star, choir boy.

Still can't hide the taste of petroleum.

God.

Life's a solving Superman in a pocket universe.

A what?

I don't know what a pocket universe is, neither does my source. They don't know

anything about anything, really. But for sure, he's in a pocket universe.

Who's your source?

I can't say, but you owe me.

Big time.

Like, I can't even tell you how big.

I love you, Jimmy Olsen. I love you. Love you.

My monkey bot's here farting outrage 24 -7, thrashing you online.

Well, how do you contain the super dog?

You beam the super squirrel into its brain.

Learn what we can.

And we'll put the varmint down.

It won't ever be painful.

This is our private correctional institution.

Most elves are rented out to governments who want to keep their incarceration of

political agitators private.

Others have more personal transgressions.

Corette wrote a blog about me. There are a few things I hate more.

Teddy ex -girlfriend.

You wouldn't be telling me any of this. Did we ever plan on letting you out? No.

You'd be terminated already if it was up to me.

But first, the government has some questions they want answered.

Rex, look who it is.

Be sure to keep our guests in check.

Old Joseph certainly wouldn't want it any other way.

I'll be back tomorrow to get the answers we need.

here, but Lex has always asked some traffic cameras so he knows where I am.

really don't understand why he's saying that recently.

There's even a point to tell me about all his ex -girlfriends he had in prison

and his fucking universe.

What? Right?

How's your mom?

My mom?

Oh, I love her so much. I think of her as my mom, even more than my own mother.

Oh, it feels the same way from the one time that you guys met. Okay. Okay.

There seems to be some sort of connection between Bravia and your

I'm not sure what...

What's wrong?

What's all?

I thought you wanted to see me, Jimmy.

I do, but Eve, how can I even really deal with, like, still in the picture?

You're just trying to get information on him.

I swear to God, that's not it. I just know that if I can get some real dirt on

him, then maybe the two of us could be together again?

Yeah.

Based on my clothes, it looks like someone spilled shrimp cocktail on the

You have one conventional phone. Who cares? There's other parts of you that

people would find very attractive.

Lex tortured a dog the other day.

Jason, Christ!

I know.

I have to go.

Eve, please see what you can find out.

I'm putting them in my pocket.

Joseph, he's your son? Don't talk to me.

Please.

I'm going to go over and get him. Please.

You can stop with the crypto. There's no way out of here, okay? There's no way.

I said don't talk to me!

I told you.

Don't talk to me.

So what do you want me to do? Where's the cleaner?

On the counter where it always is.

He's in your group, right?

What's it called again?

Justice Gang.

No. We're not called that. Yeah. Your name is Mr. Terrific. You don't get a

with a name like that.

I also voted against it. Yeah. And as leader, I get tiebreaker. No, Superman

not officially a member. Because he don't want him to vote. You know which

that would go. Shut up. He's kidding. So how do you even know Superman anyway?

I just do.

So you know about the hypnoblasts?

Now she does.

Well, I'm not saying who he is, just that he wears hypnoblasts. They make his

face terrific. How do they work? They make his face look different in your

when he wears them, so that you know who he is. Yes, I know this, first of all.

But second of all, you really shouldn't be telling me this in case I don't know

who he is.

So you know he's Clark Kent?

Oh, my God. Why does he trust everyone?

He doesn't. Just us, because we are also of the cloth.

Of the cloth?

do about what superman is he your friend some frame came here to rule over me

it would be difficult to find him i put nano by gps trackers into superman's

blood street you can see where his trail ends abruptly right here at fort cramer

a dormant military post across the river by them out there even if he was dead

those trackers would still be there so all this leads me to believe as your

article surmised he really is an apocalyptic universe

You put nanobot GPS trackers near a friend's bloodstream? Oh, I do that to

everybody.

So, okay, come on. Let's go to Fort Kramer, then.

The four of us, and find out what's going on. And then do what?

Save him.

You want to bring a federally incarcerated prisoner out of jail?

Look, I think that's being done to keep him from interfering with the Boravian

invasion. No, you look. I'm a Green Lantern lady. That means I took a vow

get involved in politics. Oh, that's part of that. It's implied.

Yes. An implied vow. Every time there's something he doesn't want to do, he says

it's part of some vow. Oh, I swear to God, I'm two seconds away from forming a

giant hammer and beating a boat today.

If soup's here to take over the world, I don't, probably not. But the risk is

just not worth a beef between the U .S. government and the justice game. Not our

name makes you sound like cowboys, but I agree with the breath.

So you're just going to let your friend rot in the pocket universe?

Cuts should be against your vow.

That what?

That what should be what?

I'll help you now.

348 ticks say otherwise.

Hey.

What? I'm not saying we don't save him, but... I think we can at least check out

what's going on with your boyfriend and sport cream.

He's not.

We're just seeing each other.

Thanks. You want me to drive?

We'll take my ride.

You have a flying saucer, but you couldn't get a faster garage door?

I haven't worked on that yet.

I'm not even sure how I feel, honestly.

What?

That Clark, he's not my boyfriend.

Yeah, just to be clear, I'm not into people's emotions.

Yeah, no, totally.

I'm just thinking out loud.

I'm just going to break up with him, actually. We have this huge fight, and

told me he loved me, and it just didn't...

Today we have special guests.

Now,

the U .S. government has

a few questions.

For you. Luther, I barely know him. He gave me food one time.

Who are you working with here on him?

I'm not working with anyone, Luther.

Tell him nothing, Superman.

I have no family or nothing.

Luther, don't do this. You think my food was a great audience, Superman?

No.

Got lucky on that one.

Don't do this. Please, let's try another question, don't we, Superman?

Who raised you as a child?

I believe in you, Superman. No!

I

didn't

imagine that would go so quickly.

Mr. Hanson, I'll be back later with someone else you chatted with and I'll

them too.

Maybe that reporter you always do interviews with.

Maybe I'll kill Clark Kent next.

I was just about to say the same to you.

If you are just one picometer off, you will have a black hole where Earth used

to be. And every time you enter or exit, you risk tearing a hole in the fabric

of reality.

You're kidding.

It's the type of reckless science Lex Luthor specializes in.

What are they doing?

They're trying to hack it.

So I guess you decided to help.

Only because of the piss -off Green Lantern.

You can get to my son, right?

I don't know.

I don't... I don't see the sun.

What sun?

There's no sun here. That's the problem. I need to heal.

I get my powers from the yellow sun.

Just give me a second.

proton river.

Do we rappel?

Rappel?

Where am I going to get the gear to rappel into a pocket universe?

I don't know. Maybe it comes out of your circles or something.

Circles? What?

Teeth here.

Okay. They're three -dimensional. Circles reflect.

Sorry.

Unbelievable.

This place is filled with black hole vortexes and that anti -proton river

tear us apart in seconds.

We cannot go in or lose.

Copy.

I can't make a son.

I know.

I can only make something kind of like a son.

What? I'm... Okay.

We've got hydrogen and deuterium.

And we've got helium.

And... What are you doing?

Hey! Hey! No, no, stop!

Enough! You're gonna get all of us in trouble! What are you doing? Stop that!

Thank you.

You take him.

I can't carry him when I take forms.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

What do you see?

Did you find him?

Oh, my God.

What is that?

Torrents have been open too long.

I can't stand here much longer.

Oh, those are like shit.

I'm fine.

I think we need to get some of those portals up there.

Oh, right.

How do we work them?

I don't know, but we'll figure it out.

We're going to pass it.

Just to find out.

It's so weird.

Do you have them?

Them? Superman, mean dog in a cape, a weird baby in a squibble man.

What?

Terrific.

Oh my gosh.

Thank you.

Hey.

Hey.

You're gonna get me.

Yeah.

There's more people being held prisoner in there.

We gotta go get him.

Not through here, you can't.

Not with you like this.

What the?

It's kryptonite poisoning.

He'll heal, but it'll take a day or two.

Get him someplace safe.

Take the T -Craft.

The controls are easy and intuitive.

I need to stay back here and make sure the portal is secure.

I really need you to... No.

Dog, I really need you to...

he had gotten free.

We need to find him.

Eve? Oh, I'm so dumb, dearie. Oh,

um... I have everything you need to ruin Lex forever.

What? Where?

Way up over here.

But if I send you this, Jimmy... Uh -huh.

You have to promise me you'll get to hang this weekend.

Just the two of us.

Uh... Okay?

Yeah, okay.

Uh -huh. How, uh... How long?

A weekend.

A weekend?

No, it's not an imposition. I can tell you don't really think so.

That ain't, that ain't...

Yeah.

Mr. Terrific. Thank you.

Don't mind him, Lois.

He's just a big old moth.

Especially when it comes to chlorine.

girl is obsessed with you how do you do it jimmy look i didn't want to bother

you but you told me to call with anything i got sorry yeah i thought you

she disappeared off the line i don't know she might have dropped her phone in

the toilet she does that a lot well i'm not really sure that sexy selfies are

Your hot ex is a genius.

We have to talk to Perry. I'll be there as soon as I can, okay?

And Lex herself is behind the back of Lex Luthor?

She has to be the biggest idiot in the world.

Lex, we just told you the portal was destroyed!

The dimensional aperture is still there. We can open remotely so... It is not

safe! We can close the aperture later by inputting the coordinates, correct?

Theoretically. Great!

If we can't find him, we'll need to draw him out.

What's that?

That looks like a dimensional rift into the surrounding area. Is there something

you think I don't know?

It didn't happen.

Oh, you don't say.

Can you stop it? Can I stop it?

This is why you don't create a damn pocket universe.

There. Superman won't be able to ignore that.

Now we know where he'll be next.

Thought she was out here.

Hi, Don.

Never seen you sleep that long.

Last week, me, Paul, Hector, and then we took a drive to Beer

Keith Berea's down in the woods.

Like the one that used to be out by that old blue bar in Alabama.

Do you remember that?

Burrito's still just as good.

That's Lou Anne.

She seems better.

Lois. Her name's Lois.

Yeah, she's nice.

But you don't sing car yourself.

Yeah, well, that message that my parents sent with me, I had never heard in the

second half before.

Well... I'd say what you wanted that message to mean is a whole lot more

you than what anyone meant for it to me.

You don't understand.

I'm not who I thought I was.

They sent me here to hurt people.

Parents aren't for telling their children who they're supposed to be.

We are here to give you all tools to help you make fools of yourselves all on

your own.

Your choices, Clark.

Your actions.

Oh, gosh.

Clark, there's something on the box you might want to see.

And over in Eastern Europe, Arabian troops gather at the border seemingly

minutes away from invading Jharmapur once again.

Now, nearby villagers are willing and ready to defend their country despite

exponentially superior firepower of the well -trained Arabian military.

The

villagers

cling on to what little hope they have left as they're surrounded by the

military.

Let's work off of that.

out superman here to stop at this time the general koreans don't have much hope

i cleaned your boots i'll go get them for you superman we need you here

metropolis now time to get to boravia terrific there won't be a boravia or a

metropolis or planet earth if you don't get here soon this rift is about to tear

into the city i can't stop it i need your help

He wants to make himself king.

King.

Should we really still be standing here?

Hello? You got that flying saucer deal up on the roof? Yep.

Grant?

Groove? Come on. Grab the board, Jimmy. How many does it hold? Uh, five or six.

Six. Okay.

Loveheart, you too.

Why the hell Lex want half of this?

Cultist acolytes believe it's going to create a technologically advanced

Utopia? It's a profit factor as well. I mean, the petroleum deposits alone are

worth multiples of this investment.

Whatever his motives are, you know, he did everything he could to ruin

Superman's reputation.

Eve's photos show he was behind the whole Hammer of Bravia scam.

And all the bots stirring up anti -Superman sentiment online.

Mr. Terrific believes Luther's also behind this spreading rift between

out there. All of it seems to be geared towards stopping Superman from standing

in the way of the Bravian invasion, Chief.

Call me Perry, kid. Post a story. Fast.

with Caribbean dictator Vasile Berko.

Hold on a minute, then.

It's too complicated to hack.

Go away. Ron, focus on those mirrors. On the alien now. Step apart.

lungs and killed something.

I think she holds his breath for over an hour.

Not without air in his lungs.

He'll be dead in a minute. The nanites are suppressing his optic nerve. Psych

and extra vision should be completely muted. Lung free.

Yeah?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Rick seems to get the Xanax. Doesn't matter if he gets it off his face. The

Xanax is still in his lungs.

Engineer, Ultraman, keep up.

We're trying!

We're trying! We're trying! We're trying!

We're trying!

I'll stop it here for any minutes.

the whole infrared peak.

Switch to night vision.

But she's unconscious.

Call in the raptors.

That's right.

Cloning you was relatively simple.

All it took was combing the aftermath of your battles until I located a strand

of your hair.

That's how you got into the fortress.

Your head might be in A.

Yes, but as is often the case with cloning, the match was imperfect.

He might be even stupider than you, if that's possible.

But easier to control.

No matter what you do to me, Luther, your plans in Moravia won't work. Oh,

really? Why that?

Because I called in for print.

Mr. Luther,

there is an anomaly at the border.

Sorry, kid.

Shoot me if I couldn't make it.

You got an upgrade.

What are you doing?

It's perfect.

Close to the kid. I think

you

overestimated the importance of Jar Hand for it to be Superman.

That was just a bonus.

I'm not killing you so the Beringian military conflict can proceed.

I... created the Barabian military conflict so I'd have an excuse to

kill you.

Once you involved yourself, I knew I could easily get our government support

nullify a need.

Why?

Because you're destroying us!

10 -1 -13B.

Not stiff.

I'm aware envy consumes my every waking moment.

13L.

I know when they mention Galileo or Einstein or one of these other twits in

same breath as me, I feel a tide of vomit burn the back of my throat. But at

least Galileo did something. He wasn't some dopey Venusian catapulted onto this

planet just to have the world thawed over him because his strength

how weak we all really are.

So my envy is a calling. It is the sole hope for humanity because it

is what has driven me to annihilate you.

You idiot.

get him through those.

Tell him what to do.

Crypto!

Get the toy.

Doctors have arrived.

I reached Big Rewind in a minute.

There are people there.

Let's go.

What?

I'm closing the freaking bridge. No, they chose him.

Let them die.

We'll close it from the bunker before it gets to the city I care about.

I hope it won't represent here.

I can help. I don't need your help.

Goddamn, this is terrific.

You piece of shit.

Alien!

That is where you've always been wrong about me, Lex.

I'm as human as anyone.

I love, I get scared, I wake up every morning and despite not knowing what to

do, I put one foot in front of the other and I try to make the best choices I

can. I screw up all the time.

But that is being human.

And that's my greatest strength.

And someday, I hope, for the sake of the world, you understand that it's yours

too. Oh, that's beautiful.

But none of this matters, you patronizing clown. The government gave

authority to kill you.

If not today, then...

Well, this just in, an absolute bombshell from the daily planet.

Luthor aligning himself with a foreign entity, believe it or not. Luthor has

been giving them billions and billions of dollars worth of free weapons. Lex

Luthor has been working covertly with Batil Gurkos and the Barabian government

to overthrow the country of Jarhan Borg. Luthor has been giving them billions

and billions of dollars worth of free weapons.

Little did we know he was a traitor.

We all owe him an enormous apology.

He is, of course, the hero we always thought he was.

I mean, no offense, but that creepy mug is what you won't represent the Justice

Gang? Justice Gang?

That's a cool name.

You're in.

Glad you're not concerned about the Medicains, Rick.

Because now they're the ones making the rules.

i might give you an interview i could fill you in on all the behind the scenes

sure i think that would be great

um how about over here for an interview

I love you too.

How long have they been hooking up?

About three months, I think.

Got this place cleaned up pretty good.

Cleaned yourself up pretty good, too.

You think so?

Yeah. I think it gives you character.

Maybe one day you'll give me a name.

Well, four is a name.

So scary.

Sir, I think your cousin has returned.

Yeah.

What the hell, dude?

Why did you move the door?

I didn't move the door. Where is my dog?

Okay, well, this is why he has pain in his shoes.

It's not healthy, is it?

He likes to go and party on other planets.

Planets with red sun.

Oh. Because of our establishment, we can't get drunk on a planet with a

sun. If I had any emotional capacity whatsoever, I'd be concerned about the

party. Yeah.

Superman, would you like to see the footage of your parents?

He finds it soothing.

Oh. Yeah, Gary. That's nice.