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You should marry me, Lou.

As soon as the divorce comes through.

We're going to have to call her.

What do you mean?

These little buggers have been kicking all day.

You won't go through fertility treatment if your marriage is over.

We both know there's something you value more than your sister.

More than anything else, in fact.

For God's sakes, why can't you understand? No, I do understand.

Your job means more to you than I do, doesn't it?

He's taking you for a mug. Do you know, I've had enough of this, Vicky. If you

can't be happy for us, why don't you just piss off?

Do you know, Miss Stokes agreed to let you have the day out.

I didn't ask for a day out. No, I did.

Make some dreams of what you want.

Pop show.

Up and at them.

I'm so glad you've come round about Rome.

What do you want, Lo? I'm going to stand in your way.

No, it means a lot to me.

Morning, ladies.

Good morning.

I think it's not feeling so well. Do you think you could give her something for

it? Sure.

Right, come on, give me the mist.

I think it's alright. I gave you enough for a week.

You're looking for too much.

I'll lose my job. Do you want Big Sister to find out you're still playing happy

families?

I just can't do this anymore.

Then you lose Lou.

Any chance of getting the documentary off the ground?

That wouldn't be good for the bank balance, would it?

Look, you're a pretty brilliant liar.

I'm sure you can find a way to keep us both happy.

Don't look at me like that.

I'm better than I am.

What happened, girl?

You look like you're getting ready for a honeymoon with Michael.

Not visiting your mother's grave.

Maybe that's what she's doing.

Look.

I know I'm paying my respects, but it's getting out of here. It's got me all

excited.

What for?

It ain't that great out there.

Oh, I don't know about that, Tina.

It'd just be nice to get some fresh air.

Look at some blue sky without any bars in it.

Hi, you ready, Tina?

Oh, morning, sir.

You all right, Mr Kimba?

Yeah, good, thanks, darling.

Right, you're down on the list for an early shower. We'll shoot straight off

after breakfast, yeah? OK.

Miss U .S. Gartner.

Yeah, that's right.

Yes, hello. I was wondering if I could come and try on some of your wedding

dresses.

Yeah.

Could I call you back later?

Thanks. Bye.

Hello, sweetheart.

Me?

You.

White Sandy Beach.

Can I get any more romantic?

There were some people I wanted to be there.

Maybe this might help.

Louise Stokes.

You are going to make me the happiest man for life.

You don't have to keep up the job, Vincent.

All right.

I'll keep it professional.

Only because of the number ones back in today, and I don't want to make her

jealous.

And, of course, we'll find out whether she gives my documentary her stamp of

approval. Don't worry.

I can handle Joy Martyrdom.

As you will take that stuff back.

Oh, thanks.

You all right? Mm -hm.

Yes.

Donny, can I have a word, please?

Um... Look, mate, you're a good -looking lad.

No, no, not my type, but you could be genuine.

So, um, be careful, you know? Yeah.

And I don't want to get dropped in it for functioning.

So back to 12, OK?

Yep, no problem.

I thought you'd have learnt your lesson with that Nobeski one after the last

time. Yes, well, you're not Wing Governor, Sylvia. I am.

All right, come on, you. No messing me about today, otherwise we'll be straight

back here.

You can drop me up now.

It's just you and me.

Don't muck about, James.

This is risky stuff that we're doing. We've got to be careful.

All right, James Bond.

Once we're away from this shit in place, we can do anything we like, right?

A documentary about what?

Mental health of women in prisons.

Well, I think it's a very worthy cause.

It could highlight some of the problems facing both us and the inmates.

Dr Dunlop's fully behind it.

Oh, boy, for any mean.

I don't think we need TV cameras crawling all over the place.

Well, no, I'm not sure it's right for a fiver, but if it was done well, it could

impress the powers that be.

I'm not inclined to grant you any favours. A prisoner went missing on your

watch. My watch?

You were in charge when Buxton's disappearance was discovered.

That does not mean... You're lucky I haven't been sacked yet.

You want me out.

I want what's best for my prison.

I don't think I won't be looking into that sister of yours you've installed as

music teacher either.

It's about Stella, isn't it?

That I know she's your daughter.

Don't be ridiculous.

It's about your lack of professionalism.

This is not about my lack of professionalism.

Whatever. Don't forget about your documentary.

Fine.

Thank you.

Masterton seems to have returned with some kind of vendetta against me, so you

are going to have to keep your nose clean.

I don't want to cause you any trouble. It's nothing I can't handle. Just don't

mention the ODing, the prison record, and... Yeah, for God's sake, don't

that. I thought we could start planning the wedding tonight. Rose talking about

Mauritius or Bali is a venue for crying out loud.

I doubt for Martin Ake.

Vicky. You know I don't give a sod about all that traditional stuff, but I'd

really appreciate it if there was someone there for me on the day.

Like a bridesmaid?

You are my first choice.

I think Brown will still have me.

What? Why wouldn't he?

Because he's just balled up getting the go -ahead on his precious documentary.

Well, can't you try again?

It's just... He'll be well pissed off.

Oh, Vicky, I am so...

Crap at fucking up to that miserable old cow.

Yeah, but I'm sure you can get Joy back on the side to show her what an asset

you are.

I suppose I could have one more go.

Hold on one sec.

How much are they? They're for me.

Ah.

They're for your mum. It's bought on her grave.

Thanks.

My mum loved tulips.

I'm already getting choked up.

Of course you are.

It was gutted when your mum died.

It was natural, wasn't it?

I wouldn't have made it through without you, though.

I'm really grateful.

When are you going to take these cuffs off?

I ain't.

Well, why not? Don't you trust me?

No, it's not that. It's just... Well, what then?

It's just, if today goes well, then you never know, we might get a shot at

another one.

Well, I'll start counting down the days till next year, shall I?

Me play me rasta music, man.

Not a damn nursery rhyme.

Could we please just try and get to the end of three blind minds?

I want to swap instruments.

Your mum would be proud of you, turning your life around like you have.

I know.

I was a shitty daughter.

I ruined my mum when I went to prison.

Yeah, but everyone makes mistakes, don't they?

No, but you've done well, kicking the drugs and everything.

That ain't easy.

Do you think so?

Yeah. It takes a lot of courage.

And your mum knows that.

She ain't here to see it, though, is she?

Well, you don't think she'll be watching over you when you walk out of Larkhall

Gates to start a new life?

Mum was always on at me to find a good bloke.

I guess I don't want...

You might not know this, being new to the prison service, but quite a few of

women in this place are drug addicts. I'm sorry?

Prisoners and staff. Would you believe it?

Look, whatever it is that you think you know... You ought to be more careful.

You shouldn't indulge in your little pleasures during cast, my dear. Ever

of hay fever pills? Don't try and kid her, kid her. You're practically jumping

off the walls.

All right, what do you want?

You give us some of your stash and we stay quiet.

That's blackmail. No, no.

We like to think of it as a favour between friends.

You'd better keep your mouth shut.

They're not mine.

Truth is, Lou, they tried to give me drugs.

Right, both of you, in my office now.

This is out -and -out nepotism. This is a disgrace.

You can't take your sister's word without proof.

Fine. I'll test the lot of you, then.

Oh, do.

Ain't she just the most beautiful little thing you ever saw?

Look at her.

Oh, look at her smile.

She's going to be a proper little heartbreaker.

I wonder when I'll get to see her.

Why not bring her in for a visit?

I just hope I live long enough to get out of this place.

You know, spend some proper time with her.

Make her lunch.

Help get her ready for school.

All the things we used to moan about when we was on the out.

Well, then you make sure the cancer don't come back by bloody well demanding

best treatment they've got on offer.

Come on.

But they think I'm daft even asking.

I know you don't want to think about it, but you ain't officially in remission.

I mean, it's not been long since they got rid of the tumour.

What's daft is doing nothing.

Come on.

Bloody better be clean, Ben.

Of course I am.

Come on, ladies. How long does it take to piss in a pot?

After the op, they said there was no sign of any more cancerous cells.

But I never had the full chemo on that.

I just did natural remedies.

Well, you've done the right thing coming to see me.

Now, have you noticed any swelling or lumps or any changes of any description?

No, but I have been hearing about this new wonder drug.

It says it can stop the cancer from coming back.

Oseptin?

Well, it would be quite a coup to get that for an inmate.

Sorry?

Oh, it's just it's a pretty expensive drug.

Oh, so I guess cons probably won't be allowed, eh?

Well, in my opinion, women in prison are just as entitled as the rest of us to

the best health care available.

Really?

But my son's at uni, and so is his wife, and pretty soon they'll be getting good

jobs. So Lickman's going to need her nan around her, you know, to babysit and

that.

Right.

Well, they might not have tested to see if your tuber was HER2 positive.

Eh? But if the tumor's HER2 positive, there might be a chance of the cancer

returning. But don't worry.

If that was the case, then you might be suitable for her septum.

And I have the contacts to make sure that you get it.

Now,

there might be a bit of press interest.

He's only going to bloody cure me.

For real?

Yeah. Oh, this has got to be twice better.

We can feature her fight for the right to life in the documentary. It would be

great publicity.

And who actually cares if she gets the bloody drug or not in the end?

I've got to go.

No, I can't give you any more.

Thank you. I want you to pick the paper for me.

What? Well, how am I going to do that?

I don't know.

pot or nothing, I don't care.

Just as long as you keep your end of the bargain up.

That wasn't part of the deal.

What are you doing?

Mrs Dunlop.

Do you want to try this one?

It's that purple basil stuff, isn't it?

Did you start with cheese and pickle?

No, it's lovely.

It's just... Oh, all right.

This is the best time of my life.

Yeah?

Yeah, it's pretty high up on my list and all.

Do you want tea?

I know I do.

Where's Vicky Stokes' test?

I've had a chance. I've been rushed off my feet.

Well, lucky I'm here to ease your work.

Oh, Christ, I thought you'd done a runner.

Come here.

I wish we could just stay like this forever.

One day, I promise.

It just makes Larkhall seem doubly shit.

I don't know what it could really be like.

Well, it's nice to dream, isn't it?

Well, we don't have to stop dreaming.

No?

We've got a little while left yet.

We could just pretend we're a normal couple on a Saturday.

Go on, honey, sing.

It'll be fun.

Pretty woman, walking down the street. Pretty woman, the kind I like

to meet. Pretty woman, I don't believe you. You're not the truth.

No one can look as good as you.

Mercy.

Won't you pardon me, pretty woman?

I couldn't help but see, pretty woman.

Actually, can we leave him here and I'll pick him up at about six o 'clock?

Yeah, yeah, no problem.

Why?

Well, you can't turn back to a local, can you?

I don't want to have to do this, but we're going to have to get back.

No way, I can't.

Oh, come on, Janine. We've had a nice day. It's been great, but... No, I'm

sorry. I'm really sorry.

Don't make me put this on against your will. No, I can't go back to you locking

me up every day.

I just, I can't.

Vicky's clean.

God forbid.

Not that I didn't believe her.

No, that's not true.

I did have my doubts.

Can't be easy coming off the gear.

She's done very well.

God, you are such a bitch.

Just had to be seen to be fair.

What about the others?

Well, Phyllida Oswin's clean.

But Beverly Toll isn't.

Oh, dear.

All right.

Well, I'll deal with the witches of Eastwick, and then it's round two with

You've got the presentation of the documentary.

Oh, yes.

Good luck.

Good luck.

Haven't I done enough for you today?

That makes a dream. Shit just isn't going to cut it anymore.

Well, this isn't pick and mix.

I need something stronger.

Fine.

First thing in the morning, you're going into rehab.

Why, it's your sister who's the junkie. She's the one who ought to be down here.

You are not on segs for being a junkie. You are here because you tried to give a

member of my staff drugs. Oh, wake up. Your sister sprinkles out cornflakes

speed. I don't have to listen to this. No, please. You can't leave me down

It's not fair.

Michael, what's happened?

I just found it like that. She must have broken into the drugs cabinet.

Code blue, estimate's obvious.

Well, she's going to be all right, isn't she?

Isn't she?

Excuse me.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Get an ambulance.

Listen, won't you feel better?

Well, now it always does me.

I'm the innocent victim of a conspiracy.

I want to sue me out of that prison service.

Tina, just you make sure you report that back.

I mean, for all they care, we're just left in here to die.

Look, as soon as you hear any news, you will let me know, won't you?

Well, you're not going to come with me.

Look, somebody's got to hold the phone.

Yeah?

Hello, Luke?

Yeah, it's Donny. I'm just about to head back. You should have been back here by

now. I know that, but the thing is... Just get your arses back here

Well, Vicky, stay with us, yeah? Just stay with us.

No, no, no, Donny. Don't try and talk.

It's okay.

Everything's going to be fine.

She's supposed to be supervising.

Oswin, what are you up to?

I am writing a letter of protest to the Civil Liberties Union on behalf of

Beverly Town.

Hmm. There's hard civil liberties that need protecting with you lot around.

Get on with your work.

Come on, hurry up.

Hey.

I've just been down the block with Bev.

How's she bearing up?

She's a tough old bird, ain't she?

What's that?

I'm organising a protest to free Bev.

You in?

You bet your arse I am.

I have to tell you this.

I have to.

Well, what is it? What's the matter?

It's rotten.

What do we want? Justice for Bates! When do we want it? Now!

What do we want? Justice for Bates! When do we want it? Now!

What do we want? Justice for Bates! When do we want it? Now!

What do we want? Justice for Bates!

When do we want it? Now!

Them in charge doing us lot over to save their own bleeding hides.

Calm down. Just calm down.

Look, Beverly Tull is down the block because Lou Stoke is trying to cover up

her junkie sister.

You want to make a complaint against the Depp? Too right I do.

I just found her, Michael.

She must have broken into the collection.

Code Blue, SMO's office.

He's been lying to you about everything.

He's been telling me how drugs keep you quiet.

You can't trust him.

It's me.

Are you all right?

Where are you?

Look, I did something stupid. I know that.

It doesn't matter. Just tell me where you are. I'll come and pick you up

straight away.

Look, I won't be mad with you. I promise.

I can't go back.

Look, Janine... I wish I could.

It's just a thought.

Yeah, I know, but... What we had today, that could be for real.

Are you mad?

Listen, I've got an aunt and uncle in Cornwall. They'd put us up for a bit,

sure.

Look, I can't wait 18 months to be with you, Donny, not stuck in that shithole.

All right, then.

Are you meeting with me?

What, you're chickening out already, are you?

No way.

Meet me at Paddy and buy the ticket off him.

All right.

So Hannah's pregnant?

Lou.

Please, that was a mistake.

Like it was a mistake when you said you loved me.

You know, some people might call that lying.

Lou. You gave Vicky those drugs, didn't you?

And you were going to just stand there and watch her overdose, weren't you?

Weren't you?

If I had any proof, you'd be rotting in jail right now.

What the hell's going on?

You all right?

I thought you weren't going to show.

I won't regret this, I swear.

I was so scared being out there on my own.

I'm going to do everything I can to make you happy, I promise.

You already do, you know that, right?

Listen, mate.

There's a train at 6, it leaves for Penzance, that's the closest station,

I'll bring Mum's bucket and pick us up from there.

Listen, I... No, no, get the tickets.

Yeah.

Yeah, can I get a timetable for Cornwall, please?

Again?

Yeah.

Here.

What are you doing?

Get off me! I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. No, you can't do that! I have to take

you back. It ain't right.

No, please, somebody stop him. It's you.

You bastard.

No, Walter.

So he's in St.

Bartholomew's.

Well, thanks for letting me have his data.

Yeah, cheerio.

That's all you've been waiting for.

Get rid of me now.

I never would have wanted this, Louise.

I'm going to the doctor myself.

Is there anyone you want me to call? My junkie sister.

Take time to compose yourself, eh?

I'd better get my stuff together.

Don't forget to hand in your badge and keys on your way out.

I'm really sorry.

Vicky told me everything.

I know the test results will fix it.

You're admitting it?

That you were in the wrong?

Completely.

Seems like I've been wrong about pretty much everything.

No one will hear any more on the matter, I assure you.

You can tell who you like.

Doesn't matter to me anymore.

3, 5, 3, 5, 3, 5, 3, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5,

5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5,

5, 5, 5, 5, 5. I

suppose

you lied your way out of your punishment like you do everything else.

Well, you could try taking it up with Miss Stoke, but I don't think you'll get

very far.

Come on, ladies, back to yourselves.

Come on, move it. Hurry up.

Should be giving them the keys to the officer's club next, that one.

Miss Doak won't be returning to Lark Hall.

She's handed in a notice, active immediately.

Well, that doesn't surprise me.

Never thought she had the staying power, that one.

Realised her softly, softly approach cut no mustard with this lot, did she?

Now, when I started in the prison service... Much as it pains me, Mrs

as our only experienced officer, I have little choice but to offer you the

position of acting wing governor.

I take it you accept.

Well, all I can say is it's about time that someone with my aptitude for good,

strong discipline ran this wing.

I'm not the... Oh, I sense the well -being of this.

Forty? How did you get hold of that?

Of the management.

Well, or should I say, management.

Don't worry, you won't lose your precious job.

I'll do it. I will never, ever trust you again.

Where the hell have you been?

I know, miss.

I just went over on it really bad.

Yeah, she's tried to walk on it, but...

I'm in too much pain.

You had to call an ambulance.

Is it broken?

Or a sprain?

It's, um, really badly twisted.

The paramedic, he just bandaged it up there and then... Actually, he was

cute.

Right.

Strip search.

Can you make it in there? Yeah.

I'll take her to Dr. Donald up tomorrow.

Uh, actually, there's some more left log haul today.

In the back of an ambulance.

You what?

I don't know if Rowan and... Sorry, Dr Dunlop's here, but he's going to help me

get a set to him. Julie. There's this woman, right? Yes. She's in the same

as me of cancer.

And she's going to take you to the court.

Look, Dr Dunlop is, um... Well, let's just say he's taken a leave of absence.

What about my treatment?

I'm sorry. You're going to have to take that up with a new SMO.

He said... What's with all them boxes?

Where are you going?

Personal circumstances.

You can blame that on the good doctor as well.

On account of he's a two -timing, murdering bastard.

Slinky.

Oh, Jo, Jo, there are other doctors.

Oh,

leave me alone.

Just listen to me for two minutes, please.

Look, I'm only doing this for my own sake, all right?

I don't need any more extra time on my Thenton.

And the quicker I'm away from betraying bastards like you, the better. I haven't

betrayed you.

But you still mean the world to me.

Look, I don't know where else to say it, except I love you.

I thought you said you loved me and all earlier, or was I just hearing things?

That was before.

I'm sorry, but I can't change the way I think things should be done just to

please you.

I mean, what sort of man would that make me?

Not one worth having.

You know, I ain't going to change the way I feel about you, neither.

So, if you say yes... Yes what?

What are you doing?

Don't mess about with me, Donny.

Janine, promise me you'll marry me as soon as you get out of here.

There's nothing I want more.

I don't care if I have to wait ten years.

I'm so glad you're okay.

What on earth happened?

I'm never going back there again.

The staff are as crazy as the inmates.

Some delusional woman attacked me.

Mrs Dunlop?

Yes? There's a call for you.

It's okay. You can get it.

It's probably her father wanting to know the internet.

Try not to miss you too much.

Hello? Mrs. Dunlop? Yes?

There's something you should know about your husband.

I keep being sick.

Why didn't you tell me? I could have got you something from the chemist.

I reckon we should have thought about that before.

You abused your position of getting a prisoner pregnant.

No, I'm sorry.

No one has to know.

Please. He can't find me.

What are you doing?