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The little girl that visited you this morning, Vanessa Andrews, got a phone

from Cleve.

They think that she's being used to smuggle drugs into the room.

And you're both sure about what you've got to do? Of course.

It's going to be me escaping in that bin bag, not that carrier.

It's Judge Heather Thet who'll sentence you tomorrow.

Oh, great. He's really tough, isn't he? There's a whole world out there, Tina.

Don't you want the chance to see it?

All my mates are in here, innit?

This is for every life you've screwed up, Mons.

Same, it has to be over so quick.

I thought I'd better wait till the last minute.

Don't you tell me she's gone and done it.

Wait.

I don't know.

The escaped inmate, 30 -year -old Natalie Buxton, is three years into a 12

sentence at Larkhall Prison for trafficking in prostitution.

Buxton isn't considered to be dangerous, but the public... How come Natalie gets

hardly breathed?

Well, she'll get caught.

And extra on her fence for trying it on, don't you worry.

I don't know, Tim.

No, Buxton's clever.

I reckon she's planned this all sweet.

Anyway,

who'd want her back in here, eh?

But now that evil bitch has gone, we get all this shit right in here.

I just hope it don't piss about on my day out.

They're at it for sure.

You think?

Perhaps they're not the only ones.

Put it this way.

I'm having my hair done after my shift.

You can't just say that and not the rest. I'm gagging now. I met him last

at the line dancing.

No, I missed one class and you're pulled.

Wait till I tell Sandy.

Morning. Who is it?

That's Ted Watson.

Tall, clean shaven.

Where's the steps?

That covers most of the blocks there.

He's got a nice smile, slightly receding.

No, can't place him.

He's missing an eye.

Oh, him?

Quiet, eh?

Not so quiet when it came to inviting me out for dinner.

I can't believe we just need to escape.

Don't. It's killing me.

I can't believe no -one checked the bin bags on the way out.

They do every other bloody day.

I don't see why they're still searching this place for a reaver.

They should be miles away by now.

Tina, fetch your things. We've just heard you're due in court in an hour.

Oh,

my dear.

See you, Pat.

Miss, could she?

What is it, Kerrigan?

I'd like to volunteer to help Julie's while Tina's away.

Don't take this the wrong way, right? I'm glad your sister's in rehab and off

the streets, but you do realize that when she comes out, we are not going to

have anywhere to go where we can be alone.

Well, you better hurry up and get divorced.

Move out?

Well, I can't afford that until I sell the house.

And Hannah's proving rather difficult.

It looks like we'll be spending our money on hotel rooms, then.

Things could be worse.

Well, what do you reckon?

Guilty.

Oh, I am, ain't I?

And if I'm going to get done, I might as well get done good.

Pack myself a penthouse on a freeze.

You wish, loud ass.

I set fire to a shop, Darlene.

I'm an arsonist. You can get life for that, you know.

You're off your tits.

I actually wanted to come back to this dump.

Yeah, well, we ain't all got Michaels waiting for us on the outside, have we?

That bitch doesn't have no Michael.

It's all up here.

What Janine has is a sick bastard writing to her, calling himself Michael,

he'll have no friend where he lives, in the mental institution.

Whatever.

Hey, you ain't got any of that black nail polish, have you, Darlene? I reckon

really looked the part then, eh?

Good luck for today, Tina. We're all rooting for you.

Thanks, sir.

Has the post come yet today, Mr Kimball? No, not yet, do you mean? Why, you're

expecting something, aren't you?

Um, well, I don't want to eat my hopes up, but... If it helps, so I'm not stuck

with Princess Thickbag on me own, you can keep it.

Good, mate.

Come on, O 'Kane. Move it.

Come on.

Let me out of here.

You're a freaking pig. You're a pig.

You can suck my dick for life.

What's with him? He beat up the bank manager for talking to his wife.

The judge gave him 15 years.

What? Get in there. Come on. Move.

He never even killed no one.

Judge Heverset takes these things very seriously, O 'Kane.

Still... It's too late to worry at this stage.

You, uh... You haven't got any nerve on to move on, have you, miss?

I've just been talking to the court official. It's a bit of a delay, I'm

Apparently the last defendant managed to assault Judge Harrison.

Well, they're going to see if one of the other judges can fit you in. But I'll

keep you informed.

I thought more like Pat Kerrigan, June.

You know, at the end of the day, only people can rely on a rust.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, no. Rely on bread.

Get some more from the freezer, will you?

Julie. I reckon we need to talk, yeah?

I'm off to the shop.

Go on, OK?

I'll shout you a tweet.

Eh?

Oh, no thanks, miss. I'm feeling a bit sick.

Right, Judge Adam Lloyd is going to see you.

Well, what's he like?

I mean, what do you reckon?

I might want to get out one day, you know what I mean?

I don't really know what he's like personally, but he can't be as

as Heather said, so fingers crossed.

Yeah?

Let's go.

The lorry came and went when we were fighting.

There was nothing else I could do.

All this time.

And you knew...

Yeah, I did, okay?

And I'm glad.

I had to.

Or she would have carried on destroying whoever she touched.

You could have let her get caught escaping like we planned.

So she gets another few years, Max.

She used a seven -year -old kid to crutch drugs, Julie.

And that's when she's banged up.

Nothing would have ever stopped her.

You tell us you never meant her to escape.

If you had to kill someone to save a hell of a lot of other people, and one

evil, like Jim Finner, wouldn't you try?

You should have told us.

We was involved. We had a right to know. I didn't think you'd ever need to know.

If things had gone according to plan, Buxton's body would have got mashed up

the dump.

Everyone thinks she's escaped, the world's a happier place, and I'm the

who loses any sleep.

And I need your help.

One thing's for sure.

We can't leave her in there.

Will the defendant please stand?

Tina O 'Kane, you have pled guilty to arson, contrary to Section 1 -3 of the

Criminal Damage Act.

Having looked at witness statements and the circumstances surrounding the

offence, and with consideration, I'm sentencing you to six months

in prison.

As you have already served four months on remand in HMP Larkhall, and given

record of good behaviour, the final two months of your sentence will be

suspended.

I'm releasing you on licence.

What do you mean, releasing me?

You're free to go, Miss O 'Kane.

You're a very lucky girl, I'll say that much.

I'd have put money on you getting at least three years.

What am I supposed to do now, Miss O 'Kane?

Start again.

And be grateful for the chance.

I've got some great news, Tina.

I've explained your family situation, and probation services have got you an

emergency place at their hostel in Finsbury Park.

Right.

I've got another appointment at two o 'clock, so I'll have to love you and

you, I'm afraid. But good luck, yeah? I hope I don't have to see you again, if

you know what I mean.

Let's see.

Finsbury Park.

It's on the Victoria line, I think.

Have you got the fare?

£2 .45.

Good, you'd better fetch your travel warrant then.

Miss.

Please will you go with me, Miss?

Any word on Boxley yet, miss?

Uh, no, not yet.

I'll keep you posted, then.

I suppose they've tried a rex, yeah?

Only I was thinking, maybe she only pretended to fall out with him.

Maybe he was in on the whole thing.

No, it's okay. We've got it covered. Leave it to us.

Oh, you want some good news?

Tina O 'Kane, the judge, let her off. She's out on license, sitting up in a

hospital, as we think.

Let me tell the cheerleader.

They'll be dead shoved.

Yeah, sure.

Hey, Julie, is everything okay? She's got out.

Oh, that's great.

That's good, isn't it, Jo?

Yeah, fantastic.

She's gone.

Right, let's get the bitch unloaded before she gets back.

It's the first step, isn't it?

So, you're all signed in. You'll see the probation services on Monday.

So I'll say goodbye then. Let you get settled.

Yeah, right.

You'll be fine, Tina.

This place is full of girls like you.

Make some friends.

Go out and have some fun.

Just try and stay out of trouble, all right?

Bye, then.

Keep in touch.

She a lucky cow or what?

Yeah, I know, but... Good on her, eh?

She committed arson and get away with it.

If she was a black girl, I don't think they'd be so lenient. Oh, have a heart,

darling.

Tina deserved a break.

She's depressing.

Isn't that right, Julie?

Julie?

Oh, tea or coffee?

Tea, please.

No, I was just saying, it's really good about Tina, isn't it?

Tina?

Oh, yeah, bless her.

What can happen to a sweeter person?

Her teeth more like.

She still had me nail varnish.

Oh, you are just mad because you ain't got no one to rip the shit out of no

more. Oh, Jesus.

Is there a leak or something?

No, no. It's just, um... I had to put a jug of water on this.

Sorry, miss. I thought I got it all.

Well, put a sign out till it's dried.

Somebody could have broken their neck.

Sorry, Miss Kitty.

I'm going to have a pee. I'm not going to take a piss. Carry on.

I'm going to stick her back in the freezer overnight and switch her over in

morning.

Oh, sorry.

I only just got here and I ain't eating all day.

Didn't you get a discharge grant?

I'm out on licence straight from court.

That's well rough, mate.

Yo, thumbtruck.

Get your mitts off my food.

My payback would well.

You're face keeping or what?

I'm sorry, I'll pay you back, but I ain't signing on till Monday.

Well, make sure you do.

I'm not here.

I was on my way. I'm not chasing you, is it?

And you, you're marked, bitch.

I hate leaving you in this place all weekend.

Ain't your fault, is it?

That's why I've changed my shift.

I'm until Sunday.

How are we going to risk bringing the fruit in with security crawling all over

the place? Yes, and while Buxton's still on the run, so is our supply of

recreation.

I mean, what the hell are we supposed to do?

We'll just have to play our trump card then.

If you think I'm doling out die -for -tell for recreational use, you're out

your mind.

There are heroin addicts going through withdrawal who actually need it. It's a

bit late to start getting a conscience, isn't it, Doctor?

I mean, you were happy enough to supply us with Valium a couple of days ago.

That was different.

I believed you were suffering from stress.

No. You believed we'd hand over our incriminating evidence.

Actually, Doctor, you're looking a bit stressed.

Start yourself, if you don't mind my saying so.

Give me back my dictaphone.

You are asking me to compromise my professional conduct, and I'm not going

it. And how much do you think your professional conduct will be compromised

the number one finds out that you have been using vulnerable women for your own

personal profit? As I've already said.

That is valuable research.

Well, then why are you so worried?

The secret is safe with us, Doctor. All you have to do is give us what we need.

Think of us as a couple of junkies hoping to jump the queue for our

Come in.

What's the matter?

Well, there's something I need to tell you.

Thanks, Ted.

Well, cheers.

Cheers.

Well, someone had to make the first move.

And I saw you looking at me at last week's class.

Was I?

Oh, sorry, it's lack of peripheral vision, see?

People think I'm being rude.

Well, I don't, so don't you worry.

It's nice to be out, though.

I really haven't done much since... since my merry time.

Sorry, it's just being alone.

Tina? Oh, what's your miss?

Hello. I'm Tina. I'm one of the prisoners where Mrs. Ollambie works.

Well, I was.

I'm sorry.

I'll leave you and your friend to it.

I shouldn't be out. It's too soon.

I'll see you at the class tomorrow, then.

Oh, is that going to spare, then?

Now, look what you've done.

You said keep in touch.

I meant drop us a card at Christmas, you dimwit. Now go back to the hostel.

I don't like it there.

Well, that's not my fault, is it?

But... You're a personal officer, aren't you, Mrs. Hollenby?

No, I am not.

Not anymore.

And this is my personal time you're violating.

So get lost.

wanted to make a documentary exposing a flawed system.

How could I expose it if I had to seek its permission?

And the cost of the only two people who know about this?

I think that's enough, don't you?

How could you let those two blackmail you?

Look, I know I've messed up, but that's what I've come to tell you.

And that's why I'm handing in my resignation.

Wait. No.

There is no way I'm going to let you get shafted by a couple of con artists like

Oswin and Tull.

Well, I'm used to making breakfast for 40. I reckon I can manage it for one

night. That's my best China.

It's only what you deserve for taking me in.

Look, O 'Kane, I only said you could stay because it was late.

You'll have to go back to the hospital today.

Uh, yeah.

Well, um, I was thinking about that.

And, uh, just hear me out.

And you don't have to say anything straight away because I know it's a big

decision. What's a big decision?

What if I, right... I pay your rent?

I mean, just think about it.

I'm signing on on Monday and I can give you some money straight away.

And I'll be claiming housing benefit and all. And when I get a job, I can give

you proper money.

And you already know I'm good in the kitchen. It's out of the question.

You can't just move in. But... I mean it.

This is a madness.

Look.

Look.

It's friends who share flats.

And I'm not your friend.

You've made that clear.

Well, I'm not, am I?

Well, you must know someone other than me.

All my friends are inside, aren't they?

What about family?

I ain't got no novel.

What, nobody?

Well, everyone's got someone.

An aunt or a cousin.

Well, obviously I've got Granny.

Well, there you are. Where does she live?

Scotland.

Aberdeen. Bleeding miles away.

Look, Jeannie, you can't expect things to happen overnight, can you?

Takes time to meet people. Time and effort.

Is that easy for you to say?

No, it's not.

For Pete's sake, I've lost two husbands, every penny of my savings and my home.

None of my children can give me the time of day.

And I'm living in officer accommodation at my age.

You're not the only one who's ever suffered, you know.

People stop inviting you places when you're on your own.

When you've had a bit of bad luck, they think it might be catching.

But you've just got to pick yourself up.

How?

For goodness sake, girl.

Get a job.

Join a club.

Look, it's afternoon.

I'm going line dancing at the Civic Centre.

And tomorrow, I've got a church lunch.

And next... Friday, I've got the POA's annual fundraising gala.

I'm a busy woman, Tina, and you could be too.

So what?

It's a no then.

God, it's a flaming no.

you'll end up flattering with one of the girls from the hostel.

Mark my words.

You just have to give the place a chance.

Yeah.

Oh, thanks for letting me stay over anyway.

for breakfast, yeah?

All right, then. I don't know you as much as I don't.

You know me. Come and get enough of the place.

You know what you're looking for. If anything else, it's the bonus, yeah?

You're telling me Dr.

Dunlop entered the cell on one of his visits, tripped on... Oh.

Lost his balance, this caught the G -force, lying out of his pocket like so,

shot into the larry pan with such velocity as to jam it in the U -bend and

of this faster than the speed of light so that nobody noticed.

No, of course not.

But what we are saying is we did have a right to take it to protect our fellow

inmates. I mean, your precious boyfriend has been working undercover, using the

prisoners as experiments in a TV documentary.

That's right.

It's called Women Inside, Mad, Bad or Fat.

I know all about it.

He discussed the entire project with me weeks ago, and I approved some trial

research. What I would like to know is why you've stolen it.

Well...

He said it was a secret.

I mean, Miss Masterson doesn't know anything about this TV documentary,

does she?

No. No, not yet. Not that it's any of your business.

It certainly is our business if your fancy man is using us as defenceless

pigs without our permission. Oh, please.

You two are about as defenceless as a couple of rottweilers.

Dr Dunlop is the victim here of theft.

And if you don't want to add slander and attempted blackmail to that, you'd

better stop your whining.

You are both on report.

All right, play.

I can't wait to thank you in person.

Well, look, I'm not even supposed to be in today, so I could be out of here in

about an hour or so.

I can't.

Anna's finally said she'll see a couple of estate agents. Well, that's good

news, though.

Yeah.

But it means I won't be able to get my hands on you and really show my

appreciation.

Yeah. I see what you mean.

Once Hannah's moved out, I'm all yours. Promise.

Sorry. I've got to go.

See you soon.

Okay.

How do I look?

Good enough to eat.

Happy anniversary.

Sandy sprained her ankle.

Good job I made you join, or I wouldn't have a partner.

Unless you and Long John Silver are an item now.

I take it he didn't stay the night? He didn't, but you'll never guess who

Flaming Well did.

It's pitiful, really, a grown girl like that with no friends on the outside.

That's what I said. Either way, I'm not paid to babysit them. I've got a right

to my weekends.

I'm just glad she's gone.

I'll tell you when. Six, seven, eight.

Fairly certain she's playing games.

The irony is that she does indeed need to convalesce.

I wouldn't have been surprised... Christ, is that the time?

No, don't worry, I'll leave now.

I'm sorry, darling, it's been busy at work.

Yeah, as always.

Don't be silly.

You're the most important part of my life.

You know I love you more than...

You're the most important part of my life.

You know I love you more than anything.

I'll be home soon.

I enjoyed that.

What on earth are you playing at?

I'm doing what you said me.

I'm getting a social life.

Joining a club.

Stalking me, more like. Well, it stops right here.

You've got a granny in Scotland. Go and make her life a misery.

How am I going to get to Scotland?

I'll give you the train fare.

But she's ancient.

She'll be glad of the help, won't she?

Will you keep an eye on this one for me while I go and get my coat? Aren't you

staying for a drink?

We're going straight to the building society.

I'm buying her a ticket to Aberdeen.

And believe me, it'll be worth every penny.

What are you hanging around with screws for, eh? You should be out enjoying

yourself.

How's everyone back at the nick, miss?

Same as ever. You only left yesterday, you dafty.

But you should forget all about Larkhall.

You've got a future now, love. Make the most of it.

Ready?

Bye, miss.

Yeah.

Bye, love.

You look after yourself.

Well, it's all very well.

But she's going to start to stink pretty soon.

Especially in this weather.

How did we end up like this?

I mean, she was bad through and through.

And here we are with a dead body to get rid of. Blood in our hands. Don't sweat

it. It's my problem now.

We are up to air in it.

And even if we weren't, we wouldn't exactly live in the ship, would we?

I'll think of something.

Yeah.

This was a very nice night.

It's a building society, not a gas chamber.

And a thank you wouldn't go amiss.

Miss, not many folks have just handed you over £150.

I never even asked you to.

I don't even want to go to Aberdeen. Nevertheless, go you will.

As soon as I withdraw the fare, we're heading straight for King's Cross.

I'll put you on the train myself.

See you, Laura.

Tens and twenties, please.

What the hell are you doing?

Where did you get that?

Get on the floor, everyone.

Now!

Down your knees!

And now, put your hands behind your head.

Okay, now, put that gun down at once.

This is just some sort of jail.

Down your knees, Briggs!

Or blow your bleeding brains out.

Spotty. Put the money in the bag.

What have you got? Yeah?

The lot.

Are you actually trying to rob a building society, you stupid girl?

Shh, please. Let's just do what she says.

You've only just got out.

You're ruining everything.

Through? Has anyone even thought about what I want? I'm buying you a blinking

railway ticket, you ungrateful so -and -so. There's no need to get rid of me.

go and see your granny in Scotland.

You're lying. Don't know shit about granny in Scotland.

Stop provoking her. Pull yourself together.

She's just a duck girl trying to get arrested.

That's not real.

It can't be. You want to find out, do you, eh?

beyond help you.

I just want to go home.

You do not have to say anything, but it may harm your defense. Please. If you

fail to mention one question... I never meant to hurt anyone. ...something will

be late to rely on court.

Anything you do say will be given in evidence.

I'm an idiot.

It ends here.

Good

morning,

girls. What do you want?

Can't fix this machine, can I?

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