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I know just the woman who can help you out in that department.

Woo! Ah!

Enjoy the fresh air while you can, Kerrigan.

You'll be digging your own grave soon.

I'll be digging yours first and nonce. So why didn't you give me the killer

while you had the chance?

So, Mr. Kimber.

Kinda like him.

A lot.

I thought you felt it.

You're my mum.

Oh, what a stupid.

Look at you.

You're drugged off your face. You really want to be doing this? Spare me the

lecture.

No, you walk away.

Take a long good look at yourself.

For your own bloody sake.

It's Janine.

She's been popping them pills again.

What, you lasted a whole three hours? For your information, I'm clean.

Stella Goff is not special. She's not favourite. She isn't anything.

Which is why she's being shipped out on the ghost train first thing tomorrow

morning.

What's going on?

On your feet, Stella.

What's going on?

You're headed back to Broadfield.

What?

We haven't got the space yet.

Well, it's got nothing at all to do with space.

Don't you dare turn your back on me now. Don't be a bloody coward!

Wait!

What are you doing?

I can do that. Come on, Stella.

All your things will follow you down to reception.

Come on, out!

Rowan, look, I've really got to get...

That looks really nasty.

That's some temper your sister has.

I'm so glad my family relationship to provide you is such amusement.

Try and make light of it. Well, don't. My personal life is my business.

Fine. A pair of earrings?

No, not down here.

Darlene gave them to me.

Thanks for setting up the army training.

You ain't allowed to get gifts, Stella.

Sorry, no can do.

Fancy night cream?

All right. Is that from Darlene and all, is it?

Er... Erm... I must have took that by mistake.

Just can't move on. So, where did you get it?

I swapped it for one of my T -shirts.

Well, there's no missing items on your clothing list.

Mr Kimber.

Here you go. Go on, then.

A watch?

Blue strap.

One necklace.

White metal.

Wedding ring.

Yellow metal.

I don't know who that is.

I've seen Janine with it every day. It was her mum's.

So what's your story about this? Because there's no way she'd have let it go.

No mistake. I must have got my stuff mixed up when I was moving dorms. It all

happened so quick. Oh, for goodness sake. She's been thieving.

Look. Just put everything that isn't there to one side. She has a Broadfield

problem now.

Well, don't you think Stella should have to face up to what she's done, Mum?

You heard the boss.

Now you know why you're being goaded.

Can I stay if I give everything back?

Have her search for anything else she might have stolen, then get her out of

here. That's my final word on the matter, understood?

I wouldn't go on the wing without my eyeliner.

Has one of you two had it?

As if I would touch a foxy eyeliner.

Mum's ring.

I'm never going to pick it off.

What on?

I want my earring.

Never mind about your earring. That ring was the last thing I'd left of my mum.

If somebody takes my thing, they're going to pay.

Stella.

Oh, the bitch better not have sold it.

A lasher of terror!

Don't be a tanty! I'll deck her one and all!

Do you hear that, golf?

You're dead!

Jess, if someone on your side, you have got a hell of a voice on you. Me?

That's going to go up in a lying face!

I thought Miss Masterson was over throwing the book at criminals, not

them someone else's problem.

Maybe in your case you have to accept there's a limit to what you can do.

She can't have been thinking straight, I'm sure of it.

Can't you just go and see if she's changed her mind?

I don't reckon there's much chance of that. Come on, get in.

Hold on.

What?

Bring her back in.

But the pencil order's been signed.

Miss Masterton was pretty adamant. So am I.

She's not going to like it. Look, I don't want to take her on any more than

do, but if I have to, I will. Come on.

Stella?

I don't know what's going on, but until I get to the bottom of it, you are going

back onto G -Wing.

You mean I'm not getting ghosted?

Not on my watch.

You look lovely.

Yeah? Send out my best.

Yeah. Maxwell.

Someone keeping a brekkie down.

He's got some big news, hasn't he?

Just hope he's good, that's all.

Christ knows, we've had enough bad luck to laugh for the lifetime.

Good luck, Kathy.

You shouldn't have dared him, Pat.

How's she doing on the air?

I'll have to ask her, won't I?

Maybe she's turned normal away from you.

It wouldn't be that you, anyway.

My friend.

Wait.

Your turn now, Pat.

You see, that wasn't so bad, no, was it?

Let me sum it up.

Whatever it is, you know you can tell your mum.

I've been trying to put it the right way.

What is it?

I've been thinking of a girl.

She's great. You would love her.

I know I'm young, but the thing is... We're having a baby. I

know it's a bit of a shocker.

Oh, David.

You've made my day.

I'm talking about you've made my bleeding life.

I'm going to be a grandmother.

We're going to get married as soon as possible.

You sure?

I mean, you don't have to. You take your time. Mum, I am dead sure.

In fact, it's all organised next week.

Jesus Christ, clean quick.

I could have missed it.

Huh?

You will be able to get out on tag, won't you?

Better be.

For the moment, I forgot I was a prisoner.

Oh, God.

Are you sure, though, David?

I mean, there ain't many in -laws who want to come at their wedding.

If they don't want you there, I'm not going either.

And Aunty Ju, of course.

Yeah.

She'll come up with something.

Your Aunty Ju, she loves a good wedding.

Can I tell her?

I'm getting married.

You've become a pretty little thing, haven't you, sweetheart?

Um, Mr. Kimber.

The little one needs the loo.

Can't she wait?

Do you have any female staff?

No, she can't wait.

She needs the loo. She's desperate. Look at her.

She's had too much to drink.

Oh, come on. She's squirming.

All right, then. You can take her. It's just out there to the left.

Look, you know something I don't, Stella, and I don't like it.

I want to speak to Miss Masterson.

Why?

You know she wanted you shipped out.

Must have had her reasons.

So you're not pissed off, then, that she doesn't want you around?

It's not what's happened.

That's what it looked like.

It's complicated.

She's confused. About what? Nothing!

Just let me see her, OK?

I need to see her.

Are you two...

got a thing going with miss masterton what are you twisted that's disgusting

you do know she could lose her job over this is that what you want no she'd

never forgive me i promise i'd never tell anyone so she is taking advantage

then what is it stella she's my mum okay

I'm going to make sure there is loads of sweeties waiting for you when you get

home.

Sheena's just called. She said she can't make it.

It's her son again, isn't it? Dylan.

I think that's what she said, yeah.

Yeah, again.

They did the third time.

I'm sorry, Pam.

Right.

I wish I could take you back, but we're a short start, so you're going to have

to sit it out on the bench.

Look over there, Vanessa.

That's where all the bad girls sit that nobody likes.

Can you imagine if them lot out there found out? They'd probably string her up

for playing favourites. I can understand why she kept quiet. Arya are fascists

about this sort of thing.

Look, I'm not going to say a word, but you do realise that you cannot stay

If you get rid of me, you're ruining my last chance to have a relationship with

my mother. No, just delaying it a little.

You've not got long left on your sentence. You two can start afresh once

out. I can't wait until I'm released. What if she don't want to have anything

do with me by then? Don't you think she might need the chance to get used to the

idea of being a mother?

No. I mean, she didn't tell Aria straight away, did she?

She put her career at risk. She must mean something to her.

Please, I just need one last chance to make her realise before it's too late.

Please.

All right.

I'm going to leave this between the two of you.

Who knows?

You might even enjoy it a bit.

My boy.

Getting married.

Yeah, congrats, Julie.

Thanks.

Don't mind her.

Her girlfriend's got a taste for dick, but... Sad, isn't it?

You know what, Carolyn? If it's that bad, why don't you do us all a favour?

And top yourself.

Why don't you just piss off, leave Pat alone?

I don't want to put her, mate.

I'm sure she would have been there if she could.

Yeah, it's just a bad day, isn't it?

But listen, I'm really made up for you about the wedding, Julie.

Of course I am.

Hiya, good you.

Sorry, Mum.

Shouldn't see you there.

I've just had a meeting with the governors on D -Wing. They want us to

accommodate the overflow.

I'm sure we'll rise to the occasion.

That's the attitude.

Luckily, Stella Goff's cell's been freed up.

I'm on my way there now, to see if anything's been left behind.

Do you really need to do that now?

Yeah. I don't want you to go with me.

Um, I can't.

Why? What's wrong?

It was all down to Miss Stoke.

What was?

Stella's not been ghosted. She's still here.

When did we get old enough to be grandmothers?

You want me to tell you?

Oh, you shut up, you.

Reason to make sure you're still around.

She's a grandkitty.

Don't start, June.

I know the tumour's gone for now, but you need proper treatment.

What's that drug they're always on about in the news?

Oh, a septin? Yeah.

If women on the outside are getting the brush off, what chance have I got?

Your doctor's pretty good.

It's worth a shot.

Leave it out, all right?

I ain't got it no more, so we don't need chatting about.

We're celebrating.

Will you just make sure you bring me and team back a cup of punch and we'll

toast the happy couple?

You never know, Jew, you might get out on a tag.

Ain't family, am I?

You're as good as.

No.

Unless the bridegroom fancies stroll down Argyle Isle.

I ain't got a chance.

Well, David was dead set on you being part of his big day. He'd think that was

great idea.

Don't be daft.

What's daft about it?

Yeah, but Iron Tit's masterton is in charge, remember?

She'll never go for it.

Dean's right.

There's no harm in asking, though, is there?

How dare you overrule my order?

I'm the number one here!

Stella's your daughter, isn't she?

That's why you're having her ghosted.

Go on, then, call Aria.

Get shot to me, that's what you want.

If it was me, I might have kept quiet, too.

I did think about coming clean.

Women would have had a field day, never mind the officers.

Look, I'm not going to tell anyone, but I do want you to call the police.

And give Janine Nobeski a second chance.

If she has to go around the system again, she's looking at eight years. She

doesn't deserve that.

Oh, I see your game.

Blackmail. No.

You can't have different rules for different prisoners, Joy.

Look, this way everybody wins.

This is my prison.

And who wins is my decision.

a chance.

Go on.

Um, miss?

What is it, Saunders? I've got things to be getting on with.

It's my son, miss. He's getting married and we thought, well, I thought that

maybe... Spit it out.

We could have a blessing for him here at Larkhall.

Yeah, put it in the app.

I'll sign it. Well, what do you think?

Do I have to say it twice?

No, no, thanks, miss.

That means a lot.

That rings my mind. And I'm Pamela Anderson.

Hey!

What the hell is going on? Joy?

Stay away from her. Me? Still going to have to give us our stuff back, ain't

she? I gave it all back.

My cream, I know.

Ladies, your stuff is right here.

No maternal instinct, then.

Right, you.

You're spending the night on seg.

How do you mean, miss? That's not fair.

What, you want to make it two?

No.

Look, I know that certain goodies have been a bit thin on the ground lately,

if you could see your way to finding anything.

Well, um... Actually, sweetheart, you're in luck.

Something came in over the wall last night.

Hello?

Back for a second round?

No, actually, I... I thought perhaps we could do something tonight.

You want to know if I'll go out with you?

Tonight?

Hmm.

Fine, not bothered then.

Kitty.

Oh, you are a riot, Dr Dunlop.

Well, is that a yes, then?

Sure. Why not?

Your place or mine?

Yeah, your place could get a bit crowded with a wife around.

I swear I'd move out tomorrow if I could, but I can't afford to until we

and Hannah's making that as difficult as possible.

Right, well, my flat, then.

I'll cook my signature dish.

I've seen worse.

We'll let Dr Dunlop have a look at it, just in case.

I'm fine.

Good, I'll leave you to it.

Wait.

Thanks for, you know... It's my job.

Oh, I just... I was kind

of hoping that it was because it was me that you wanted to protect me.

Well, I've never done that for another prisoner, if that's what you want to

hear.

So you do care?

I guess that's better than bugger all.

I always thought I'd have so many questions.

But the adoption file was pretty detailed about what happened.

The rape.

Must have been awful.

That's what I want.

I'm not going to lie anymore.

What?

What you said about the rape.

It's not true.

But I read the file.

They only wrote what I told them.

I always thought that you didn't... Stella, stop.

It was a one -night stand.

I was drunk.

Stupid.

By the time I realised what happened.

So, why didn't you have an abortion?

If I could have, I would have.

Nabeski, I need a word.

I hear you've been making an effort with your rehab.

Yeah, miss.

I've been trying really hard.

Mr. Kimber's helped me a lot.

Well, the police are going to set the wheels in motion.

They're going to see if they can revoke the charges against you.

You did that?

But I thought... Well, I help those who help themselves.

Or shall I tell them I've been a bit too 80?

No, Miss.

No, I'm on the straight and narrow for good.

I promise.

Thanks, Miss.

I really mean it.

You could be out of here in 18 months, Janine.

Don't let yourself down again.

I'll be gone.

I, um, I heard about Sheena not turning up.

I'm very sorry about it.

Yeah, well, it doesn't really matter.

If, um, if ever you need a little, um, pick -me -up, just you be sure to let me

know, eh?

You know I'm not that stupid.

Anyway, such a mother look at some of the strung -out junkies round here.

like there's a bit of a drought on.

Oh. On the contrary.

Not after today.

The little girl that visited you this morning, Vanessa Andrews?

Yeah.

Well, got a phone call from the police.

They think that she's being used by a criminal gang to smuggle drugs into

prison. You can't be serious.

That's disgusting.

Which is why I sincerely hope that you are not involved.

She's a little girl.

Who are these bastards?

I'll kill them, I swear.

If any of the girls out there thought you were involved, you'd be dead meat.

That's a good thing if I didn't get to you first.

I just wanted you to know that there's an investigation underway, and since

you're innocent, you won't mind yourself being searched.

See? Told you you wouldn't find anything.

Congratulations.

Sad. For everything.

Eh?

Well, I know it was you what persuaded the governor to drop the charges against

me. Oh, that's wicked news.

But it was nothing to do with me, I swear.

Yeah, right.

Well, you've done good, girl.

Um, I thought maybe we could celebrate this afternoon.

How do you mean?

Well, um, it's my appointment with my personal officer.

Unless, of course, you're scared of being left alone with me.

Don't you make this sound all sweet if you're made to press me.

Golf 3 to Lima. Your telegraph's gone missing

on the way to the laundry.

Roger that.

Lima to Golf 3.

I'll get Mandy to check it out. Can you get down to reception?

Got a new incident.

Out.

You don't want to do this, do you? Shut the hell up.

It's about time you listened to me.

You could get extra time on your sentence. I don't want that for you.

For all this time.

I've been trying to please a lying cow who made up my dad was a monster just to

save her own face. I made a mistake.

Yeah? That's what I was, yeah?

Some sorry mistake you come up with to clear up.

Ever since I can remember, I've wanted to find you, and now this.

Look, listen... Shut up!

You have no idea what I have been through since you dumped me in care.

I've been shit from one set of nuts to the next.

I thought I was doing the best thing. I even got raped once.

Thought that gave us something in common.

It's funny that, er...

God, I didn't tell no one.

There's no one to believe me.

Because there's sick women like you to make sure.

Stella.

Stop this now.

Why do you want me?

What was so wrong with me?

Jesus Christ.

And what's this?

It's a papaya.

A bit of an aphrodisiac, I'm told.

Not that a man with your looks would need it, of course, but you're very

to keep it. Try something new.

I'm still going to have to okay this with Adep before it gets on the wing. Of

course. But let her know that I brought it back for the women.

I want to help them get a healthy diet, you see, and there's plenty more where

that came from.

Also, if you wouldn't mind, I'd like to see Dr Dunlop, ASAP. I'm sure he'd like

to check that all my symptoms are paranoia.

gone for good.

Leave it.

Are you sure?

If I was an idiot to think my mum might actually be someone I'd want to bother

with, look up to even.

When I put that on the report, I just...

I didn't think it through.

What?

Like you didn't think through shagging my dad?

Do you ever think to find him?

To tell him about me?

I had a reputation to keep. It wasn't easy being a woman in the army.

Oh.

You're breaking my heart.

I'm not proud of it.

It didn't stop you, though, did it?

Did you ever for one second start to think about me?

About what I was doing, about my life?

Of course I did. No.

I expect you just closed it off.

Like the hard -faced bitch you are.

I never forgot you.

And I can prove it.

Recognize it?

It's for a birthday.

I did it on the day I left you at social services.

So that I'd always remember you.

My beautiful baby.

So perfect.

Why do you think that's it?

You show me some stupid tattoo and say sorry and it's all fine?

I'm trying, Stella.

Yeah?

I'll try harder.

Can you get me out of here please?

Now.

What are you doing with that lot?

They're for the jewelies.

What do those old bints want with towels?

I don't know.

David's getting married, isn't he?

Perhaps they want to use them to make something for the wedding.

Like what?

Whatever.

Decorations, maybe?

You're a lying bitch, Tina.

I swear.

I don't know what they want them for, all right?

Back to your work, Buxton.

Tina or Kim, will you get a move on?

Oi!

Is it all sorted?

Can I come to the wedding blessing?

Done and dusted, mate.

Your name's down the app in the governor's office.

You might have to serve a few drinks, though.

And you're both sure about what you've got to do?

Of course.

What's this?

How stupid can you be? She deserved it. You know what lies she told.

I don't need to. Congratulations, Stella. You've just got yourself shipped

to Bronzefield, miles away from your mother.

Don't call her that. Don't want anything to do with her anymore.

Maybe we should try to make it up to you.

How's this?

She's not here to say goodbye, is she?

Haven't left the building yet.

Well, next step, you can sign up for some classes. We've got English,

Oh, English should be good.

I should learn to talk properly if I want to get a job when I get out of

eh? Oh, yes.

Grandma's right important in that.

Yeah.

Well, um, I've been keeping off the gear and staying away from them dealers,

like you said.

Oh, that's good.

Um, thing is, sir,

You don't need to call me that. The number one says we can be called by

names now, so... It's Donny, yeah?

Donny.

Um... You've been wicked.

That's what I wanted to say.

Without you, I'd have just been a right mess.

Well, it's you that's got your life back on track, do you know?

Yeah, but... It's because of you I wanted to.

This is not right.

You know, it'd be like I'd be taking advantage.

Can't be taking advantage if I want it and all, can it?

a sight for sore eyes.

Miss me?

Trust you didn't return empty -handed. I know I haven't let you down.

You know, I do hope those mental cases haven't had an effect on you.

There you go, darling.

Oh!

Oh, well done.

I've been dreaming of a spot of gin.

What if I told you I had a plan to get more in?

A whole lot more.

There you go. Thank you. Thanks.

I don't think we can wait any longer.

I'm not waiting for anything.

Let's go then.

Stella.

Don't let her stop you from getting on with things.

Don't worry about it. I won't.

I'm not giving that bitch another chance to ruin my life.

Look, I know you're not supposed to accept gifts, but... Here.

Oh, do nothing.

That's all right. No big deal. I've got it on my break.

Aren't you going to see what it is, then?

Oh. Just don't go getting all la -dee -da on me, all right?

No.

I might let you lend it.

Reckon you could do a bit, no?

Cheek. Look, if there's anything else you want, just ask, yeah?

It's the Christmas hamper scheme, but on a much bigger scale. I mean, imagine,

instead of satsumes, we'll have grapefruits and vodka mangoes. Oh,

on. Think big.

Imagine how much booze you can pump into a pumpkin.

And this is no one -deal thing, either.

I mean, if this healthy -eating malarkey catches on, we will have a limited

supply day in and day out. Yes, but persuading the palace that he knows no

task.

I trust you still have Dr Dunlop's dictaphone, Martin.

Doctor's free to see you now.

I trust your little break agrees with you.

Oh, yes, Doctor.

In fact, I've come back twice the woman I was before, and it's all thanks to

you. I did what you asked and shipped you out to that plush clinic.

But I'm still missing my dictaphone.

Dictaphone? What dictaphone?

Don't bother taking up poker.

Oh, the dictaphone that might turn up on Miss Masterton's desk.

What do you want now?

Oh, no. No, you've got me all wrong.

I have simply had the best idea for improving the health and general well

of the women on the wing.

Oh, yes.

Free organic fruit and veg, reliably sourced, delivered direct to the prison.

And what SMO worth his salt wouldn't stand up for that idea?

Exactly.

Who, Lily?

Um, you and Kerry have been gabbing about earlier.

When?

Don't give me that shit.

I promise you, you'll regret it if you treat me like an idiot.

I don't know what you're talking about, I swear.

Come on, Saunders, spit it out.

Right, you little tart. What the hell is going on?

Please, now.

Now, look, it don't affect you anyway, share?

And I promised I wouldn't say nothing about it.

So do whatever you want.

I'll keep my knees sealed.

Thank you. Good night. Good night.

Sir, I think tonight will top the pole dancing extravaganza.

I'm just saying, that would be a great thing.

Yeah, well, this will be better.

Well, that's some claim.

I'm some woman.

You know, we could keep doing this all night, but it's much easier for you if

you just give it up now.

Wait.

It's Kerrigan.

She's getting out.

How exactly is she getting out?

I don't know.

Do I look stupid to you?

She's going to escape in a bin bag.

Bin Laurie collects Dare David's blessing.

Don't try my patience.

So what the hell did she want with those towels?

Boy, they're thick, aren't they?

It's to pad her out once she's inside the bin bag.

So her elbows and her knees don't notice.

Chew, what you done?

Didn't have no choice, did I, mate?

Go on, piss off.

Unless you want to take the both of us on.

You know what? I'm surprised.

It's a bloody good plan.

Only there's going to be one slight change to it.

It's going to be me at that wedding, and then me escaping in that bin bag.

Not Pat Kerrigan.

Lucy!

We don't take orders from you.

You do, unless you want a wedding bouquet full of crack.

Ah, thanks very much.

Keep the change.

Bye -bye.

Ta -da!

That's your signature dish, is it?

Yes.

But I do have other skills, you know. Oh, don't I know that.

When will I get to see them again?

Oh, well, that sort of depends on how much you impress them.

Well, how am I doing so far?

Early days, yeah.

Would you like to try some of my pepperoni?

Why, yes, I would.

That's really good.

In fact, I think you'd better come here, because I need to do this.

Like giving candy to a baby.

Bleeding ugly one, though.

All in all, a good day's work.

Yeah.

Christ, look what that bitch did to you.

You don't know how much I appreciate this, Julie.

Ah, forget it.

It's worth taking a beating for if Buxton gets a due.

How much do you reckon for attempting to escape?

She'll rot in this place.

Thanks to us.

She must be mad if she thinks we'd help her after what she'd done to that little

kiddie. What was she, six, seven, maybe?

Far late, not like that. God, she deserves everything that's coming to

Yeah, I can't wait to see her get it.

Sweet dreams, Julius.

So, come on, this is the dirt.

What's this about Joy shipping Stella out?

I thought they were having a fling.

You don't know the half of it.

And?

Oh, you're not going to tell me, are you?

Well, let's just say I'm not the only one with personal problems.

Oh, come on.

You're something special, you know that.

And you are exactly the type of guy that I fall... that I go for.

And what type is that?

The wrong type.

Did you just say you were falling for me?

Leave it.

You wish.

Vicky, are you all right?

Look at the state of you.

Sorry for interrupting.

I thought I'd just come and say goodbye before I die. What are you talking

about?

As if you care.

Don't be ridiculous. Of course I care.

Well, you're too late.

Hello. Hello.

Rowan, she's just trashed out of a tiny mind again.

Vicky!

Oh, my God.

Bring an ambulance.

You are off your head. What is going on?

It's all right.

Will there be anyone coming a mile off?

That bitch better completely be in the dark. She is, I swear.

She don't know a thing.

If either of you have seen Pat, good who thinks something's up.

Well, tomorrow night on STV, a puzzling case of the murder count rises.

Time to call in the tagger team at 8 .30.

Altogether, unmissable.