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Meg Richards is coming in to take the first group therapy session tomorrow

afternoon. Give her plenty of support, please.

Now, if you don't see much of me for the rest of the week, it's not because I

don't love you.

I'll be combing over budgets.

Better get unlocking.

All right, come on.

Off you go.

You two better get off to reception.

Gee -wing.

Oh, hi, Tony.

How's it going up there?

It should be arriving about now. Why?

Says it all, doesn't it?

I don't get a penny to compensate me for this. But there's always cash to waste

for criminals. I wouldn't call therapy a waste, Sylvia.

It can really open doors for some people.

Oh, little opening here, the can of worms.

So, just had a tip -off from a mate in Newby.

One of our new arrivals, proper hard case.

She's supposed to be on a 28 -day lie -down, but they're trying to pull a fast

one. Who?

Mad Tetlitz Ball.

Oh, no.

Do you know her?

Only by repute.

Nice girl.

Doing life a hack and a flip it a bit.

Then one -up on one in Newby and chewed up a screw's ear.

Oh, yeah.

Apparently she's HIV positive.

Put the right one in here. You got it? Don't stop.

I'll get the best.

Let me out!

Please let me out! I can't breathe in here!

Let me out!

Please let me out!

Let's get the rest off first.

All right.

Which one's Tessa Spall?

Need I ask?

Any documents with her?

No, sorry.

Don't tell me they've gone walkies. How did you get? Because newbies trying to

dump her on us, aren't they?

When you've got the bags in, get two to help.

And take her in there down the block.

OK. And watch out.

She's infected.

Come in here and let me out!

Come on, Cheryl.

Don't you want to watch the telly?

What's it to you?

It's better than stopping in here, isn't it?

You go and watch it, then.

Look.

Miss Pettis has just told us that group therapy starts tomorrow.

Why don't you give it a try?

You might get something out of it.

Yeah, well, I'd rather stuff envelopes and get paid, I think.

That's how you feel?

But therapy's your best way of getting back on enhanced.

How's that?

Because it would prove you really wanted to try and change, wouldn't it?

S -P -A -double -L.

She'll be coming straight down to you and we'll process her in situ.

Where's the property, Spalt?

She's got two bags of it. Well, let's have it round here, then.

You check this lot and I'll do these.

Right, yep.

I'd wear gloves if I was you.

Right, then.

Who's got the less most?

This one.

Just a round bag.

Which one of you is Barbara Hunt?

I said, which one of you is Barbara Hunt?

Where are you taking me? Take your hands off me! Where am I going?

Why are you doing this to me?

Hunt,

Barbara.

Yes, miss?

Well, clean your ears out and come forward.

Sorry, miss.

Right. You were sentenced to Isleworth Crown Court. For three years, is that

right? Yes, Miss.

Date of birth, 9 -11 -49.

That can't be right.

It's 59, Miss.

Typical.

Right.

Religion, CB.

Any special diet?

No, Miss.

Good. We like new prisoners who don't create problems for us.

No, let me go!

Shut her up for the rest of the night.

Thank you.

Here's the plan.

Tomorrow, I'll come and tell you you've got a phone call.

Your husband's got liver cancer.

You're gutted.

Pile it on.

Come visiting, I'll put you in a side room where you can console each other in

private. Nice.

Just make sure I get Mike.

Oh, don't worry. I'll ring Charlie and tell him.

This gives you the start of a beautiful friendship, Mr. Penner.

Act a bit smarter, then.

Don't keep stirring it with old body bag.

Smoke to rub a bit.

Get her off your back.

You all right, Zandra?

I'll be if I can see a decent doctor.

Why, what's that?

I keep telling him that I'm getting these headaches.

He won't give me anything.

Do you say why not?

Why do you think he's called Dr No -No?

You all right, Shell?

Yeah, you are.

I was just wondering...

This therapy finger, you're going.

Why?

Well, it could be a laugh, couldn't it? Take this.

Why not?

Turn to the side.

Right. Now, off along there to see the nurse.

Then you'll be taken to a dorm for tonight.

Tomorrow morning, we'll move you on to your wing.

Yes, miss.

Don't forget your property.

We'll give you some charity clothes so you can get your own stuff sent in.

Thank you, miss.

Next!

I'm going out.

Which one's Tessa's bowling?

You tried talking to her yet?

Just keeping her lid on.

When do you think she'll be ready to go on the wing?

Oh, right now. Come and see after lunch.

I wanted to ask you about another inmate.

Sandra Platt. My God.

She's still complaining of headaches.

Good.

Sorry? When it starts to be more of a pain than a pleasure, she might do

something about changing her drug habit.

But she has changed, I thought.

So why did she refuse a blood test when she last came to see me?

They've gone active.

You'd better step outside.

What for?

There's been a phone call.

Have you got any jellies?

I thought it was off, all that stuff.

Yeah, I need something for my head.

Yeah, well, too bad. The deal's not what I do no more.

I need to love myself, right? What?

I'm going to the therapy group, innit?

I'm going to see if I can talk to her after lunch, when she's come round a

Am I the only one fond of my two ears in this place?

Let's leave her there, Dominic, till we can ship her back out.

Oh, Mum.

Don't stop me.

Just thought you should know the new arrivals from yesterday.

Yeah, I'll try and find a space. Turned out the one from Newby's on the Magic

Roundabout.

Cheeky buggers. Thought they'd palmer off on us for keeps.

Oh.

Tether Ball.

Ball. See?

We all know that name, Dominic.

Well, I suppose you must have been working there, weren't you, when the

ear was bitten off?

So we've got Tether's ball on the wing?

Well, actually, she's down the block, doped up.

I'm going to move her as soon as she's ready.

We'll have to talk about this later.

Are you sure you don't want to go back to your room?

No.

What's that like about?

It's my Charlie.

He's got liver cancer.

Oh, shit.

Sorry, now.

Don't worry.

Right, then, Barbara.

Well, put your cell card in here.

You don't get lost.

Am I on my own, then?

You're lucky.

But we like to give our older girls some privacy.

So, if you'd just like to make your bed up, the others will be back from their

work soon, and then it'll be time for lunch.

They told me I have to see the governor.

Yeah, that's the rules.

But she's a bit tied up for now, I'm afraid, so it might not be today.

Is that Miss Baird? Yeah.

It's quite New Year herself.

Oh.

You've not been in prison before, have you, Barbara?

No.

I'll give you some advice.

Be very careful who you trust around here.

Some people might seem very nice, but most of them, they'll just be trying to

get round you.

Anyway, see you soon.

I've got to eat something.

I could have a bloody meal. I'm starving.

Your old man's been pretty nice, hasn't he?

He said I'd get a bloke to top the dosh off at your house.

You want to give me the address?

Uh -uh. I say where and when.

No third parties.

Because if I get a hint anybody else knows about this, the deal's off and

in deep shit.

Got it?

Yeah.

Whatever.

How come everyone's all over things all of a sudden?

You know why, Shell.

I didn't get no sympathy when my Charlie died.

He was a canary.

So?

Let's go and say hello to the new girl. Cheer her up.

I've got to go and see probation after this.

I'll go myself then.

Sorry, Cheryl.

I'm still.

You're Barbara, right?

That's right.

So what are you in for?

That's private, isn't it?

Not if I ask about.

Means you'll tell me, right?

But I don't want to get into trouble with the officers.

I don't think you're understanding me.

I'm the governor on this wing.

What I want, I get.

What are you in here for?

Look, I just want to eat my lunch.

You're really pissing me off now.

You want to take in some manners?

I said I... I don't like people who don't listen to me!

there, Dockley?

It's okay.

We just had an accident.

Clean it up.

You all right?

Yeah, thank you.

Just went and dropped my dinner.

I'd better get a cloth.

What's the day, is it?

Okay.

I've got another letter for you.

I thought I recognised the handwriting.

You read it?

I don't, do I?

Anyway, Miss Barker checked them today.

Look, I was wondering. I've not heard from Helen since she left.

It'd be nice to know she's OK.

Would it?

Dominic!

Don't worry, she's fine.

Well, this is who we've got signed up for you.

Right. Some of them will be piss -takers.

The real hard nuts for life are Michelle Dockley.

If you can crack her, I'll give up smoking.

Again.

She's a raving nympho. Men mostly. But she's been carrying on something with a

little sidekick here, Daniela Blood.

Mm -hm.

Then recently she brought an allegation against one of my senior officers.

Oh, he's been officially cleared.

But between you and me, Meg, I think she was telling the truth.

What, and you can't do anything?

I'm hoping you can.

But I'd rather you didn't let her bang on about him in front of the others.

I'll do my best.

But you know as well as me, in these seconds, the whole point is to let the

group set its own limits.

I just don't want to spark them all off again.

It's a risk.

Let's try and help her to help herself.

Otherwise, I can see her going exactly the same way as Tessa's falls.

Remember that name? Are you kidding?

Yeah, well, we've got her here for a month. Karen, for God's sake.

Don't worry.

I would like her to get me on my own. Well, don't, please.

Not even for a second.

Kins, that's enough beautification.

I cried the last lot off, didn't I, miss?

Anyway, my child is going to be upset enough without seeing me look like a

monkey's arse.

Anyway, I want to say to you, I was going to ask you for the number of this

-hot lawyer for you, if you like.

If I'd like what?

To make a claim for industrial injury.

For your neck.

All right, out.

Now, hang on a minute.

This guy got 50 grand on the last case like yours, and him and my Charlie are

old mates.

Really?

I'm serious.

Why wouldn't I be?

This ass lot will suffer if you screws her off sick.

£50 ,000?

No win, no fee.

But if you're not interested... You can keep

some small change for a freshman's book and everything else go in your locker,

please.

Can you raise your arms, please?

You like feeling like blokes for a living, do you?

Oi! Which ones have on Atkins' husband?

It's the tall bloke in the front.

She's come over all weepy again. I've put her in the side room.

I'd rather him steer in there than upset the others, eh?

Yeah, no.

It'd be good for them to cry together.

You bring him through?

Yep. Soon as.

Good.

You all right, love?

I've got your cellar for you.

you to do it.

Sorry I can't get the bridal suite.

Oh, yeah, gorgeous.

It's really difficult for me to talk about this because I ain't never told no

one before.

Just say what happened.

What? Even if it's a bit...

Not very nice.

Doesn't matter.

You're free to talk about anything you're worried about.

Right. Well, um... When I was at school, I had this boyfriend, right?

And I really wanted him to die.

Why?

Because he packed me in for some other bitch, didn't he?

So you wanted him to die?

Yeah.

That's what he's like.

So, anyway...

What I thought I'd do, right, is I thought I'd bake him a cake and put rat

poison in it, cos he's a rat, right?

Is that what you did?

Well, no, cos then I thought what I'd do is I'd make him jealous instead.

I'd say he's best friend.

So you did that instead?

Well, no, cos this was my problem, right.

When it came down to it, I couldn't bring myself to.

Why?

Cos he was a dog.

What, you mean he was ugly?

No, Alsatian.

LAUGHTER OK, Michelle, if you really don't want to talk about

yourself, let's move on to somebody else. Hey, no, look, hang on a minute.

You've had your turn, Michelle.

Yeah, well, I want to know what all this crap's for, cos it ain't us that needs

sorting out, it's the frigging screws.

We're only here cos they told us to be.

Can we listen to Sandra now, please?

She's right.

I just want to see an ordinary doctor to get some painkillers.

But nobody listens to what we want in here.

Because we're scum.

And that is what we want to talk about. How them lot can get away with what they

want and no one gives a shit.

That's right.

OK, look, can I make something clear?

The whole point of this group is for you to talk about yourselves and your own

actions so that you can think about how you can change your lives by making

different choices.

Now, if you want to complain about prison officers, you should go and speak

the Board of Visitors, not to me, because that's not what I can help you

Might as well sod off, then.

Sorry, Michelle?

Well, this is our lives, innit? Us and them.

That's what we're on about.

Get away from me!

Don't touch me.

I think you're wasting your time.

Can I just talk to you?

I don't want to talk to any of you people. I want to speak to my solicitor

Come on.

Just five minutes.

You're making me ill. I can't breathe.

All right. Why don't you sit down?

I want to get out of here.

When you calm down... I'll take you back onto the wing.

We're only keeping you here because of how you're behaving.

Me?

What?

You treat me like an animal. You hold me down and inject me with drugs.

Look, we all know you've had a lot of problems, Tessa. What are you talking

about? You don't know anything about me. You don't even know my bloody name.

Look.

I missed you, darling.

I thought we rocks had turned to stone.

Oh, fags a bunch.

What's the matter?

What did you get your narky with me for, eh?

Oh, I love you, Evie, you know that.

I'm mad for you.

I don't want you seeing other women, Charlie.

I'm not.

I don't want no other women.

I just want you, darling.

She left this time by race.

What are they trying to do, break up our bleeding marriages as well?

Nobody's going to split us up, sweetheart.

We've got to make the most of our chance here.

Now we've got a fake screw.

We'll be laughing, won't we, eh?

Come on.

Oh, don't get sad.

That's your head in here.

Not too much time to think about things.

What's he like, then?

Reckon he's up for more?

He's a greedy enough bastard.

But I wouldn't trust him, Charlie.

He wants to cool all the shops now.

He said he wants it one -to -one, doing him, and no third -party.

And I have to tell you, what else?

Sounds like he needs putting in his lowly place, the cheeky clod.

What would I like, eh?

I'm sorry, but you're going to have to say your goodbyes now.

I'll be thinking of you all the time, Charlie.

I don't love conkers at all, don't I?

OK,

then.

Right, would anybody else like to talk about when they've let men take

of them?

Yeah, I do.

Go on, then, Michelle, but no games this time, please.

Well, it's a screw, right?

Do you want to hear about it?

I don't want to hear any names. Just call him Mr X, OK?

Well, everyone knows who Mr frigging X is.

So what are you saying he did to you?

Took advantage.

And he bloody battered me and he got off with it.

You're saying this man forced you to have sex with him? Yeah, loads of times.

But you made it clear to him you didn't want it.

Men don't care what you want, do they?

It's that for himself.

Well, let's just talk about this particular... Mad Michelle.

Did you actually tell him you weren't interested in having sex with him?

I was scared of him.

I told you, he hit me.

Yeah, but what I mean is... What?

You're saying that's OK?

No, of course he shouldn't have hit you. Well, he did, so now you know what he's

like.

All right, let me ask you another question.

Did you ever enjoy having sex with this man?

Are you trying to make me feel guilty or something?

Well, do you feel guilty about it?

This is bollocks, man.

Yeah, you're right.

You'd better have stuff in envelopes.

Come on, let's go.

So you're going to give up just when it starts to feel uncomfortable, are you,

Michelle?

Well, it's up to you.

Only don't pretend to yourself you're leaving because you're bored.

How do you know what I'm thinking?

Why do you feel guilty about sex, Michelle?

You coming?

I'm going to lose that, Barbara.

Barbara, hello.

It's your hanky.

Sorry, miss.

Often wear nice, will you?

Eh?

Any thoughts?

Oh.

No, actually, miss, I was wondering about when I'm going to get my

With Miss Betts?

It's hard to say exactly, but I'm sure it'll be as soon as she can fit you in.

But I'm entitled to it within 24 hours, aren't I?

Strictly speaking, yes. So what do I have to do then?

Write to my MP.

You've soon picked up a bit of an attitude, haven't you?

Look, leave it with me, Barbara, and I'll see if I can put a word in.

Thank you, Miss.

I want a word with you.

So you think you're a big sister, do you?

Excuse me?

Sticking your nose in, doing the screws job for them.

Lick their arses for them too, do you?

Look, I'm busy.

I'll tell you what you are, you piece of snot.

You're a narc, ain't you?

Look, I don't know what your problem is, I'm not interested.

So why don't you save your breath and go run round the playground instead?

I saw that.

What happened?

Shit just went for me. I should try to kill my new blind. Shit, you don't

believe that?

I didn't see it.

Christ, darling.

She's a head case.

You're back on basic, darling. Move!

Come on!

OK, anything I should need to know?

Well, I wanted to ask about Tessa's ball.

I went down the block to see her yesterday and, well, I got the

was more frightened than violent.

I was just wondering if we could, you know, take a chance and bring her on the

wing. Are you crazy, Dominic?

I just think they're making her worse down there.

You don't know Tessa.

She can put on any outfit suit, though, believe me.

I was going to ask, has she got a nickname?

Yes. Mad.

Tessa's ball.

And you're still wondering why.

I meant a name she prefers.

Not that I know of. Why?

Well, it's just she said I didn't even know her name.

He doesn't know the time of day.

You should have asked her what she meant, Dominic.

She's got a bit heated by then.

Well, look, I've got to see her myself soon anyway.

I'll try and find some time and let you know what I think tomorrow.

Oh, I was wondering about our new reception, too.

Um, Barbara Hunt?

She was getting a bit uppity about wanting to see you.

Right.

You know, to be honest, I was quite surprised when you said Nicky Wade had

her a slapping.

What's this?

During exercise, Dom and me saw it happen, and it wasn't provoked eye. That

Wade chucking her weight around.

Anyway, on the upside, I'd like to say about Yvonne Atkin, she seems to be

settling down well now.

She's been a pretty good mum to some of the kids.

I think we should give her some encouragement, put her up a level.

I think you're right, Jim, speaking as her personal officer.

It's a bit of a change of heart for you, isn't it, Sylvia?

Well, I like to feel I've had some influence on her, actually.

And if you're moving Wade off the threes, why not do a straight swap?

Well, that's the point.

Simple.

Right, well, look, I'll find some time after breakfast.

Bring Barbara Hunt up to see me then.

OK, Jim?

Right.

You two unlock.

We'll sort out the moves.

Just back from holiday.

Hey, they're moving her down. That means... Hey, they're not giving it to

Atkins.

I'm really sorry about this, Nicky. Oh, not your fault, fan of the complete

bastard. You're lucky you're not going down the block. I'm lucky I keep all my

privileges in here.

Well, you can't touch them.

Why have you been so stupid about this?

If it wasn't your fault yesterday, why don't you go and see Miss Betts and tell

her what really happened out there?

Forget it. What fault?

A few extra quid and a do -do.

It's all shit.

Oh, come on.

Look, I'm not interested.

If you lot want to believe a total headcase, that's your problem.

I just wish I hadn't saved Dockley from her.

What?

She was going to do her over.

I've got to check something out.

Yeah, it's great.

Just wasn't expecting it.

It means you get more spends.

And extra visits.

So when do you want your reward?

Today. Eh?

I'll phone your old man later from a call box. That's when I'll say where and

when. And I hope you'll encourage him to be generous.

I don't worry.

We always look after our friends.

Good.

You're a lot this morning, Barbara.

I expect to see you now.

Now? Thanks to my powers of persuasion.

So I hope to, otherwise she'll be back on her budgets.

Right.

Miss?

What? Can I get my handbook?

Only I wanted to take notes.

All right, but be quick then.

I've got Barbara Hunt for you.

OK.

Right.

Barbara.

Hello, Miss Betts.

Remember me?

Tessa.

There seems to have been a bit of a mix -up.

Yes. Why don't you sit down?

Get your finger off there, right now, or you're going to be HIV positive.

Okay. Told you I'd get you back one day.

Didn't I?

I want to phone my solicitor now.

Yeah, I'll get you everything you need. I can't stand it in here. There's no

air. I can't breathe.

Look, I just need to ask you one question.

What is your full name?

How many times do I have to tell you people I am Barbara Ann Hunt?

Oh, shit.

Give her her clothes back, for God's sake.

Where are you going?

Don't leave!

Get me out! Get me out!

Right, sit there.

Tessa, why do you want to make things worse for yourself? Shut your gob.

There ain't no worse for me, Miss Bloody Bet.

You did that.

Cos you took away the one lovely thing in my whole shitting life, didn't you?

My Debbie.

You took her away.

And you turned her against me a bit.

Tessa, it wasn't like that.

I had no choice.

Don't lie to me.

You were my personal officer.

You had the old bloody say over me.

And I was doing all right, wasn't I? I was keeping my nose clean.

There were... There were other issues.

Oh, yeah, what, like you not wanting me to get close to anybody?

No.

Things you wouldn't have known about.

The point is, it wasn't because I wanted to hurt you.

You knew what would happen to me.

You knew my head would go pop.

You just didn't... Give a toss.

Bye. When are you taking Barbara Hunt to the govs? I've already took her.

Shit. Why?

Because she's not her.

What? What's this?

There's been a cock -up. The real Barbara Hunt's down the block.

Eh? That means Karen's been tested for.

Are you sure about this?

Definite. Right.

I'm off up there. Don, call control. Tell them what you know, then come on

me. Die.

Get everyone locked up till we know where this is going, all right?

I'm trying to explain, Tessa.

What happened between you and Debbie was complicated.

Only because of you.

Just admit you had it in for me.

It wasn't like that.

Why are you telling me lies?

Do you want me to stick this in you now?

going to treat me like a mug.

I'm not, Tessa. Please.

Then stop trying to wriggle out.

Because I know it was down to you what happened. Because Debbie told me. You

said she needed protecting from me. Not how it was, Tessa. Then how was it?

Look, it's not a bother in Miss Betts' office.

Tell all your lot to stay clear of the crime, all right?

All right.

I'll tell you what really happened.

She won't like it, but the fact is, I split you and Debbie up because she

me to.

That's the honest reason.

She wanted to get away from you.

I

don't

believe a word you're saying.

Why are you doing this to me?

You evil bitch.

That's it. You asked me for the truth.

That's it.

Debbie told me she was frightened of you.

She said she'd wake up in the middle of the night and find you there by her bed,

staring at her.

She said you didn't like her talking to anybody else.

Or going to classes or anything if you weren't there with her.

Because I had to look after her.

Because she was too smiley with people. I told her that. She kept on getting the

wrong kind of attention.

It was your attention that was scaring her, Tessa.

She said she felt like she was your prisoner.

That's all wrong.

They decrutched her when she first came in. I found her in the showers.

She needed me to protect her. I know that's what you wanted to do.

But she ended up feeling controlled by you. You're lying to me.

She said it was you I had to blame for everything.

Yes, I know.

Because that's what I told her to tell you.

Because I thought it would make it easier for her.

And for you, Tessa.

You attacked an officer.

Because I was wound up.

Because that's what you made me.

Well, how do you think I'd be, for Christ's sake? Don't matter bollocks if

good or bad, does it? All I am is a piece of shit that none of you bastards

stuck with.

Right, Tessa.

Get back.

You know what this is, do you?

You're not going to do anything without Tessa.

Jim!

Tell him to get back!

Jim, stop. She's not joking. So get back. Get away from me! Okay, okay.

Just go steady.

I'll tell you where I'm going. Right out of here.

You're driving me.

And if anyone tries to stop us, she gets it, right?

Okay.

Right.

Take us to your car.

You go first. Open the gates.

I'll have to collect my keys from the lodge.

Just start walking.

Jill, don't do anything.

Get that gate open.

You, lie on the floor and don't put your finger.

Kill him. Do it, Dominic.

Lock it behind her.

Let's pass the keys through.

Take them.

Right. You open the next gate.

Please throw them their way.

It'll be five or ten minutes. Give us the keys.

Call the gate lodge.

Say Karen's going to pretend that she's left her car keys with them, OK?

And tell them no bloody heroic.

That bitch could do anything.

Shut it!

Now, Carky, just stall her as long as you can, OK?

And Jim says no heroics.

Don't worry, mate, I don't want eyes.

Get out, I'll be home.

Where's the gate lodge? Down there.

Walk, then.

Keith. They should be on here, but they're not.

Find them! One of my colleagues must have moved them. Tell him he'd better

be pissing me about all you've added.

I think he knows what I'm up against.

Dominic, give us a hand, will you?

I don't know where else to look.

Well, stop her, Keith. Just give me somebody else's.

Now! Give her yours.

Take that. Go on.

Which is it? Blue Astra.

Get the gates open.

Wait!

Oh, wait.

Do it!

Right, get back inside.

Please, just listen. If you stop this now, I'll give you another chance. What

chance? All you'll do is ship me straight out. No.

I'll take you off the circuit. You didn't stay on here at Larkhall.

I mean it. I owe you that.

You'll never pay me back what you owe me.

Tassel!

You all right?

Yeah.

Thanks for the soaking.

Sorry about that.

So what's going to happen to Tessa's ball now, then?

I don't know for sure.

She was crying like a baby when we took her down the block.

Jim says Karen's going to have another talk with her.

Did it like me?

Cheers, mate.

Don't suppose everyone calling her mad will have helped?

Well, at least they're not calling her Barbara.

What's this stuff doing in my cell?

Ah, Wade.

You can introduce yourself to your new roommate.

What are you talking about? I don't two -up. I'm a lifer.

Well, you'd just have to learn to be sociable, weren't you?

In you go, Hunt. Get your bed made up.

Hang on a minute.

You've got a spare thing where you put that psycho. Why can't she go in there?

Because she's got a problem.

Why don't you ask her about it?

Look, I'm not being funny or anything, but... She means I suffer from

claustrophobia.

They seem to think I'll cope better if I share a cell.

Though, if you want my own opinion, I think we're merely comparing pipes of

hell.

Now, where do you want me to put my toothbrush?

Hello, man. You're still gripping.

I'll do something for you later. Get you some Namby. Fuck you up.

Anyway, find out what we brought back up for you.

What is that?

You fainted.

I'm hurt.

She's getting worse every day.

You've got to get a doctor to give her something.

Go to the office. Tell Ms Barker to call an M .I.

Why do you keep taking this stuff?