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All right, class, pay attention.

Last week on Part 1, the three dudes in a dome stunned the musical world by

winning the semifinals of the State High School Talent Competition.

But backstage, Love was waiting in the wings when Vinny met Cassie. He took

Cassie everywhere.

Into the audience.

To the candy store.

And back into the audience.

They were constantly together.

Alone.

Well, almost.

These are not happy sweat hogs. They've learned Vinny's quit their singing

group. He's refusing to compete against Cassie, who also made it to the finals

of the state talent competition.

Is their anger justified?

Is he doing the right thing?

Great looking lady.

Strange looking guy.

Stay tuned for part two of Barbarino in Love.

And keep your eye on him. You never know what he's going to do.

Beside being cute.

Welcome back.

Your dreams were your ticket out.

Welcome back to that same old place that you laughed about.

Well, the names have all changed since you hung around.

But those dreams have remained and they've turned around.

Who would have thought they'd need you?

Who would have thought they'd need you? Back here where we need you. Back here.

Welcome back.

Welcome back.

Welcome back.

Mr. Whitman, it needs a little polish, but it was all right. What did you

I've been waiting 20 years to get my hands on that trophy, Carter.

Now the only chance I've got is to follow the winner home and mug him.

Barbarino, the man who deserted his friends.

Are you working alone now?

Vinnie Barbarino and his trained hair.

Mr. Woodman, Snow White called.

She said she's looking to hire a new dwarf.

Yeah?

I wonder how much it pays.

How you doing, Mr. Cobb? How you doing, Vinnie?

Look, guys, I think we've got to talk because this cold shoulder stuff has

far enough.

Mr. Cobb, come to listen to me.

Guys, Vinnie wants you to listen to him.

Now look, Mr. Carter, you tell Vinnie that the three do's don't want nothing

do with no don't.

Vinnie, the three do's don't want to have nothing to do with no don't.

That's the first time I've ever seen a Xerox machine with a mustache.

That's the first time you've seen a Xerox machine with a mustache.

Anything else you guys want me to tell him? Yes, Mr. Carter. Would you please

tell Vincent that his three ex -colleagues feel like a team of mountain

climbers inching their way up the icy slopes

of Mount Everest when suddenly one of the members runs off with a Sherpa

Go ahead. Go ahead. Tell him. Go ahead.

feel like a team of mountain climbers who are climbing up the mountain.

their way up.

Inching their way up the mountain.

The icy slopes.

Warshak, I don't believe you said icy slopes.

Mr. Carter, I said icy slopes. If you don't believe me, ask Lil Juan here.

Lil Juan, did he say icy slopes?

Of course he said icy slopes.

Matter of fact, I remember the climb distinctly.

Good friend Sir Lionel's last words were, I see Slides!

Hiya, guys.

Cassie, what are you doing here? You're not supposed to be here till tonight.

I came here to rehearse.

Well, what do you do for an encore?

Have Vinnie Simonize your toe shoes?

You know something, Lassie?

You know something, Cassie?

You shouldn't be no dancer. You should be an animal trainer.

You already got Vinnie jumping through your hoops.

Why don't you guys come over here and say that?

Now, why don't you go over there and say that?

Come on, come on. Let's cool it over here. What did I do?

Vinnie, what are they talking about? What do they mean? They don't mean

What does anything mean? What does the trees mean?

What does the leaves fall into the ground mean? What does the ground mean?

Oh, wise one, I've always wondered.

What do my shoes mean?

You see, now, I can't figure out what your shoes mean because I have a problem

figuring out what my laces mean.

Mr. Carter, what's going on?

Well, Cassie, you know, after Vinnie quit the group, the guys were a

You quit the group?

Mr. Carter, you got a bigger mouth than Dolores got.

Oh, I'm sorry. I just assumed that you told her. I'll say when it was going to

be a big surprise for her.

Vinnie, why did you quit the group?

You know what I got to do?

I got to check and see if the costumes arrived. They weren't here before, so

I'll check.

I'll... See you later.

The year is the best thing I've done for anybody in my whole life.

Best thing.

Except for my mother. On my mother's birthday, you know what I bought her?

I bought her one of those toasters in the shape of praying hands.

All you got to do, you got to just take a piece of bread, you put it in between

the palms, and it comes out light and toasty, each one.

Billy, why did you quit the group?

I quit for you.

Because I figured that, you know, with me out of the way, you would have a

better chance of winning.

Oh, I see.

Didn't think I could win on my own, huh?

Well, come on, Cassie. I mean, you're talking to me, Vinnie Barbarino.

Look, you should be happy that I quit.

Happy? The guys hate me, Vinny. Is that supposed to make me happy?

And look at you.

You don't even have enough faith in me to compete with me honestly.

I thought you were beginning to understand.

Oh, forget it.

I don't understand them, Mr. Carter. First, I lose my friends, and now I lose

girlfriend.

I'm so depressed.

Hey, Lou, give me another egg cream.

Don't you think you've had enough?

It's all right, Lou. I'm driving.

I'm sorry, Teach.

I've got to cut him off. He's had six already.

It don't matter how many I get.

No, I don't even care if I carbonate myself to death.

Matter of fact, I'd like to turn into one big bubble and pop.

Hey, let me try to explain it to you one more time, okay?

All right.

I'll do it this way.

Let's say that these three glasses here are the sweetheart, all right? All

right. Now, which one is Horseshack?

What difference does it make which one is Horseshack? This one is Horseshack,

okay? All right, but no, wait, that don't look like Horseshack.

It's Epstein, okay?

Now, who's this?

That's Washington.

And who's this?

All right, that's Horschak.

Okay, Epstein, Washington, Horschak. You got it? Yeah, all right. Now, let me

take a picture of it.

All right, now, these three guys... All right, but wait a minute. I got to take

a picture in my mind. It takes time to develop. It takes five seconds.

Will you cut that out?

Now, let's say that this napkin here is Cassie, okay?

Get your hands off my chair.

Vinny.

All right, I'm listening. I hear you.

All right, your napkin is Cassie, and you are... Let's figure out a spoon

over here, okay?

No, I'm not a spoon. I'm no spoon.

I'm a maraschino cherry.

Why? Why?

Because I'm sweet, and I always come out on top.

You're a cherry.

Okay. That's you. You're a cherry. Now, listen to me.

These three glasses over here are made of the cherry because the cherry

disappointed them for the napkin.

Now, on the other hand, the napkin is also made of the cherry because the

refuses to treat the napkin like a person.

Well, maybe the cherry don't know about napkin's lib.

What I'm trying to say is very simple. When you quit the group, you

your friends. I mean, you really disappointed the guys.

And you also insulted Cassie.

I didn't insult Cassie. The cherry bit.

When you make a commitment to somebody you care about, it's important that you

keep that commitment.

All right already.

Keep the commitment.

I just ate myself.

Mr. Carter.

Oh, hi, guys. How you doing? Mr. Carter. How are you?

I was shaking.

Okay.

See?

Here's the new trio.

Why don't you go over there and make it a quartet, huh?

Go ahead.

Hey, guys, there's something I want to tell you.

Go on, you tell them.

Vinnie, you got to do this for yourself. Go ahead.

Oh, I just want to say that I'm really sorry about everything that happened.

What? What are you saying? What? Is he talking?

I just want to say that I'm really sorry.

He can't hear you. What are you saying? Speak up, troops.

I want to say that I'm sorry about everything that happened. I'd like to be

again.

Just like that, huh?

What do you want me to do, roll over like a dog, beg and lick your faces?

I'm not that mad at you, Vinny. I mean, you don't got to lick my face.

All right, guys, what do you think?

I don't know.

One more time.

Oh, God, I'm not good anymore.

We got to get out of the conference. Let's take it out of here.

Mr. Whitman, I think you got a shot at that trophy.

Vinny's back in the contest.

No, no, he's not. What are you talking about?

Yeah, what are you talking about?

The judges found out the original act broke up. Mr.

Whitman, we back together now.

So is the King family. They're not working either.

I'm no good. I'm a crunk. I deserve my friends.

Now they can't be in a contest.

Don't worry about it, Vinny. Mr. Carter will make the judges change their minds.

But I don't deserve for them to change their minds.

I don't deserve anything.

Where are my role aids?

Come on, come on. Come on, take it easy. Relax, take it easy. Hey, hey. Oh,

Vincent, what's done is done. Stop beating yourself with a dead horse.

Oh, good. Look, I deserted you guys for a girl.

But what did I care at the time? I didn't care nothing.

Ha -ha cried my laughing heart.

Don't listen, fellas. That man is a raving maniac.

I'm a crumb. Yes, I'm a crumb. I'm not... Okay, all right, Vincent. All

all right, all right, Vinnie.

We're convinced.

You're a crumb. You're nothing.

Now, you all right?

Yeah.

All right, guys.

You've been taking up my best booth for four hours. Now, come on. I got the

theater crowd coming in.

Oh, yeah?

What, three usherettes and the projectionists?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. What did the judges say? What did they say?

Well, they were going to replace you with a guy from Mars High in the Bronx.

He cracks walnuts to the tune of Lady of Spain, I Adore You.

So what happened?

Well, we were in there for two solid hours. We used every argument we could

think of. The American way, fair play, baseball.

Apple pie, Chevrolet.

We've been throwing kosher hot dogs.

So, like, what happened after you finally stopped blabbing with them

What happened?

Well, guys, the judges rescinded.

change your mind about the content.

I want you to know that no matter what happens tonight, this past week with you

has been really wonderful.

Oh, now someone told you to say that.

Yeah, you.

I'm supposed to be the funny one today.

So I'm learning.

All right. Now, I want to ask you something, Cassie.

Now, out of the whole week, out of the whole week that we spent together, what

did you like the best?

Oh, I don't know. There was so much.

All right, was it the time when to see Uncle Sal?

That was interesting.

I've never been inside a prison before.

No, no.

That wasn't Uncle Sal. That was Uncle Tony. Uncle Sal. Remember, he was the

at the home, the one with the curly hair, and he was rolled up in a corner.

kept on yelling out, kangaroo, kangaroo.

Why does he say kangaroo?

Listen, it's better than what he used to say.

Come, let's get ready.

Oh, I just wanted to tell you, I'm going to be real sorry when it's all over.

Oh, now, Cassie, you don't know for sure that I'm going to win you.

No, no, no, I don't mean that.

But you know something?

I really hope you do win tonight.

Hey, Cassie, I already did win.

I met you.

Well, I find the pirouettes somewhat lacking in experience.

Hey, baby, I would say that you was rather good, but Tina Turner, you ain't.

I guess they liked me, huh?

Like you? Why, your plies were wonderful.

Push, keep your eyes off the plies.

And now, representing Buchanan High School, our final entry, Three Do's and

Don't.

How does he do that?

The guy who does those dumb bird calls, he wins everything.

Yeah, well, I think he got the judge's sympathy when he fell off his perch.

You're not disappointed, are you?

Well, maybe a little.

How about you?

Me? Vinnie Barbarino?

No. Yeah.

Vinnie.

All right, you go first because you're the lady.

You're terrific.

Oh, I should have gone first because that's exactly what I was going to tell

you.

Well, you say it second, it'll still count.

All right, you're terrific.

Thanks.

Now tell me why.

Don't make me say it. Go on. Don't make me tell you why.

Go on.

All right, you see, all the girls that I went out with, I ended up with nothing,

right? But with you, I got something.

Even though it wasn't what I wanted.

It was what I wanted, but, like, I didn't know I wanted it.

Do you know what I mean?

I know exactly what you mean.

You do?

Yeah. And I'm going to take a lot of special memories home with me.

You sound like a Hallmark card.

Maybe I'll come up and visit you on a spring vacation.

Yeah, maybe.

Spring's a long way off, you know.

So I'll call you.

You better.

You know, you're really special, Vinnie. I know that.

I think you're special, too.

I know.

Well...

How you doing? All right. You all right?

Sure.

What do you think about it, Vinnie? It could have been worse, you know?

You might have never met her.

You know what's funny, Mr. Carter?

People come into your life, and then they go out of your life.

It's so stupid.

Yeah, I know, Vinnie. That's how it is sometimes.

Nice job, you rejects from the gong show.

I'll give you a bird call.

You know, Vinnie, what you were just saying?

I'll tell you something worse than that. Some people come into your life and

they stay there.

Lou, I got a story to tell you. Listen to this.

Okay.

When you was a kid and you used to come in here and tell jokes, I thought it was

just a phase you were going through, like some kids have pimples, some

demonstrate. You told stupid jokes.

No, no, listen, you're going to like this one. It's really cute.

What does one mouse do if another mouse is drowning?

What?

It gives it mouse -to -mouse resuscitation.

Welcome back.

Your dreams were your ticket out.

Welcome back to that same old place that you laughed about.

Well, the names have all changed since you hung around.

But those dreams have remained and they've turned around.

Who'd have thought they'd lead ya? Who'd have thought they'd lead ya? Back here

where we need ya. Back here.

We need to tease him a lot because we got him on the spot. Welcome back.