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Oh, what an incredible day.

Just took my lady out for a little breakfast.

I thought we were just going to go around to the corner to Starbucks. And

next thing I know, we are on a speedboat to Catalina.

Well, you know, the latte line is short of that.

I hear the coffee's pretty good. I'm going to sign for it.

Oh, quick, I'd love to.

I can't. I've got plans.

Anna, am I going too fast for you?

No, actually you're not.

You're moving at just the right speed.

I really appreciate all of your help.

Actually, I haven't been much help yet.

Don't worry.

VIP's going to find out what happened to your clothes.

Looks like trouble. Hold tight.

He only came for the girl. All right, now. Stay down.

Anna, you all right? Sure.

Oh, uh, this is Johnny. You all right, Anna? I'm fine, Johnny. Thanks.

You two know each other?

That's why I was in the neighborhood.

The plans that I had later... They're with me.

Sorry. Oh, you're gonna be.

You mind explaining what you're doing with your arm around my girl?

The beautiful and lethal Valerie Irons.

Plucked from obscurity to head an elite Los Angeles bodyguard agency.

They know how to get things done.

Eventually.

Oh, damsels and disjects are my favorite kind of client.

Now the question is, who makes a better knight in shining armor?

Sir Venmaitra or Count Colonelot?

Isn't it romantic?

Nikki, is this bothering you? If it is, I really want you to tell me.

I do not want to wake up in my bed and find half a bloody keyboard.

No, I mean, why would it bother me?

Johnny's just some dude I work with.

We're not exactly picking out matching Ducati. Oh, Nikki, don't worry about it.

I did your guys' charts, and you're destined to be together.

Like I care.

When? May 2027.

Hey, listen, we're going to relieve Tasha in Anna's photo shoot.

Yeah, she needs a bodyguard 24 -7 until we find out who tried to snatch her.

Uh, Kate, did you get a chance to dig up some info on Anna's parents?

I contacted the Ministry of Information of Cause by Yon, but they didn't write

me back.

I know that they're experiencing political unrest right now, but the

could do is return my email.

Okay.

I asked you to check on Anna's parents, too.

Yep.

So, you knew Johnny and I were both interested in her.

Yep.

Why didn't you say something?

Because you both asked me not to.

Alve, I'm not F -Day.

Nikki, are you... I mean, like, it doesn't matter to me.

Because I'm seeing someone else, right? I mean, we kind of agree that I should

just back off a little bit.

Right.

So what are you doing up in my face?

I gotta go blown up for my DMV test.

DMV test?

That's a really lame excuse for blowing me off. No, no, no. It's real. She had a

lot of moving violations this week.

Look,

man, we can't let this Anna thing give away the job.

I agree.

Business, pleasure, separate.

Anna needs protection.

We're all in this.

You know, it's an odd coincidence she's dating two bodyguards.

Yeah, I guess she's doubly protected.

Look, we should make a pact.

Neither one of us gets romantic with Anna until we get her out of the woods.

Okay?

Yeah, you on?

All right.

Cool.

Let's drop the whole thing, huh? Let's drop it.

I mean, what does she see in you anyway?

Everything she needs.

things she needs, Quentin.

You know, sometimes we just stay up all night and talk.

Talk, huh? That's right.

That answers all my questions.

I'm sure the Chancellor would have her by now.

The Chancellor is surrounded by talk of a revolution.

This girl can't wait.

Wrong, Brevich.

The girl is top priority.

That is why the Chancellor sent me.

General Volikov, you honor her, sir.

And you cause me trouble.

You can't get her and you throw up your hand?

VIP must have known.

They've been watching her around the clock now.

You should thank VIP.

Their inquiries to the Ministry of Information are the very reason we

the girl's presence.

If she gets back to Kazbayat, the Chancellor's regime is finished.

And so are we.

Honor will be most vulnerable when VIP try to get her out of the country.

That is when we strike.

But how do you know they'll fly?

Because there is someone else in town who wants her just as badly as us.

Okay, guys. I've only been five.

Your parents?

Yeah.

I was brought to America when I was five, and I was adopted.

I was told my parents died in a car crash.

I feel this need to want to know more.

Well, that's when I met Quick and Johnny.

Found out they worked for VIP.

And you thought they'd be useful.

You could have hired us.

You didn't have to date a third of the staff.

Stop that.

Don't think badly of me, Tasha. I really do care about Quick and Johnny. I just

also needed the help of the IP.

I said cut that out.

Hey, I'm sorry.

You just have a really, really great look.

How hard could this be?

KGB training or CIA?

I'm kind of glad you guys showed up, all right? One of you guys is going to go

with Ann, and the other one's going to come with me to scout the perimeter.

Come on.

I'll go.

No, no, I'll go.

Okay.

Quick.

I'm sorry that I didn't tell you about Johnny.

I hope it hasn't caused any major trouble between you two.

Not a bit.

We call the truce till we solve your problem.

Right now, it's...

Strictly business for all three of us.

I knew you two were good men.

Oh.

Yeah, well, you know, I really respect that guy. He takes his job very

seriously.

So serious. Such a serious dude.

In fact, you know, I don't ever think I've ever heard him crack a joke. But,

know, who needs a sense of humor?

Not important.

Unless you like having fun.

Hi. Yes.

I feel really, really blessed.

Couldn't hope for a better time.

I mean, honestly, you and Quick are amazing.

Yeah, Quick.

Yeah, he's a good guy. I can always count on him. When I need backup, boom,

right there.

Quick does everything for me.

They don't call him Quick for nothing.

Now I know how to drive I've been doing since I was eight years old hello I'm

just trying to help you if you don't pass the driving test you don't get your

license back Yeah,

watch

this then master

Whatever with driving school.

Good.

Thanks, you guys.

You're welcome.

Thank you. See you tomorrow.

What?

Johnny.

It's kind of hard to be wearing a trench coat, isn't it?

I'll take it. No, no, no. I got it. Sure?

Piece of cake.

He's got it.

Okay, man in black. That's far enough.

He's got it, baby.

Not good, but he's the best we've got.

That's good. Nice.

Nice. You know the council's dripping.

Time to take it back to the street, baby.

Enough with the games, all right? The ride is over.

That works. Start talking before I show you your spleen. What is it that you

want? Only to serve your majesty.

Excuse me. Who do you think you're talking to?

Who else?

The princess of Kazbayan.

So you're saying that I'm a princess.

and you are a royal sentinel sworn to protect me. Who sent you?

Your father, before he was murdered.

My father died in a car accident.

Your father was Alexander Onyegin Perkovich, and his father was Fyodor

Perkovich, the last king of Kazbayan.

Perkovich. Ah, very popular with this subject.

He was overthrown during a fascist coup in 1981.

Your father was in line to be king, but got word of the coup and hid you here in

America, beyond the reach of his enemies, or so we thought.

And my mother?

They were both betrayed by someone inside the palace.

Now that you are 25, you must return home at once.

Whoa, back off, Jack. She's not going anywhere.

That's right.

She's safe here with us.

Not from General Volikov.

Head of secret police.

He was sent here to kill her.

I'll get her safely to Kazbayan.

Maybe you should ask her what she wants to do.

This... ...belongs to your family.

My mother's wearing my locket.

I could accept that my parents died in a car accident, but I don't think that I

can accept that they were murdered.

Hey,

my watch.

Nice lane change, Miss Franco.

Whoop -de -freaking -do.

Hey, cuter boy.

Do you think you can just cut and run?

We'll think again, sucker.

Uh, you know that song? Don't have to.

It was tight.

Uh, slow down.

Right, go.

What are you doing?

Do you have a co -worker that just doesn't get it?

Stop. Now!

Can't fault Nikki.

She needs her license.

She's taking me to a Mariah Carey concert this weekend.

She doesn't need a license.

She needs help.

I should get a medal for keeping you off the street.

No, no, no, no, no. No, everyone deserves a second chance. And she's

really sorry.

Aren't you?

Say you're sorry.

Say you're sorry.

Yeah, what she said.

See? That's what America's all about. Second chances.

If the Wright brothers didn't have a second chance to build a bicycle, then

there'd be no such thing as airplane peanuts.

See? So, can she just do her test again, please? Please? Please?

Well, okay, but she's going to have to ask me nicely.

Please give me a second chance.

I promise no one will get hurt.

All right, then.

Same time tomorrow.

She's one of the princess's bodyguards.

She picked up this man.

A U .S. government agent.

They drove from Hollywood into the surrounding mountains and back.

Total time, less than 20 minutes.

Those are tactical maneuvers.

Show me exactly where they drove.

Look at this. The road they took has similar grade contours and conditions as

this one on our western frontier.

They're practicing, you idiots.

That is where they will try to smuggle the princess into Kazbayyan.

These VIP are very clever.

If she gets into the country, the people will rise against our regime.

We'll put a full division at the border.

They will never get that far.

I will stop them here with one bullet.

They have the princess to all protected for a sniper shot.

For now.

In the meantime, I will eliminate the driver.

And poof.

No more plan.

It's a different story when they're shooting back at you.

Is it really hard?

I've actually never shot a gun. It's just like shooting a camera. Point and

click. Want to give it a try?

Nice tight pattern.

Yeah, I guess I have a knack for it.

Are all these guns the same?

Are all cameras the same?

Take the HK45. It's my favorite. Special Forces uses it as a primary weapon.

A lot of punch, low recoil.

It's good for relieving stress.

Yeah, especially when you put a hole in what's stressing you out.

Okay, the first thing we need to do is make you look like a princess.

You don't want to meet those carbonizers with flyaway frizzies.

Maybe this will help.

See? Yeah. That's good. That's good.

There we go.

Oh, that is so you, Anna.

Is it? Yeah.

I feel like such a fraud. People are counting on me, and I don't know the

thing about being a princess.

Well, lucky for you, I do.

I can actually show you how to de -head a formal evil tyrant on a guillotine.

Maybe Tasha would volunteer for the demonstration.

I just believe a true princess would avenge her parents' murder.

Oh, no, no, no, no.

Bad idea. Bad idea. I really wanted to go ramble on the guy who killed my dad,

but my dad just faked his own death and showed up 20 years later.

Can you imagine if I avenged his murder?

Boy, would my face have been red.

There's a big difference.

My father is never coming back.

Valerie?

Valerie? Can I speak to you for a moment, please?

some info on General Volokhov.

Okay, you are one super -duper cyber -scooter.

Hmm. Well, he's head of Kazbayon's secret police force, which is a nice way

saying he's the head assassin.

But here's what's really interesting.

The new regime gave him this position after the coup.

See, he'd been working for the king as a sentinel to his son.

When the fascists took over, all of the other sentinels went underground or were

murdered. But Volokhov got a nice bat promotion.

Oh, my gosh.

You think it was him?

He killed Anna's parents.

Quick and Johnny are at the consulate right now putting a tracker on his car.

I hope you got another one of those tracking devices.

There are two SUVs out front.

We'll split up and tag them both.

I got a plan.

Yeah? So do I.

Fine. You use your plan. I'll use mine.

Last one back walks home.

Good idea.

You can use the exercise.

What are you

doing

back? This mess said you needed me.

Wait.

What's up?

Did you

get

it? Yeah.

HK -45 with arm -piercing bullets.

Princess, you cannot take this risk.

I'll kill Volokhov.

You will do as I say.

He murdered my parents.

Volokhov is mine.

Where's Johnny?

He's coming in on his bike.

I'll take it from here.

Yeah?

The carriage awaits. Oh, stop it.

I don't feel much like it.

Oh, Rihanna, it'll come, huh?

It'll come. Maybe.

When I get back to my own country, but I don't think so.

So, you are going back?

Yeah.

I owe it to my family.

Otherwise, I feel like they died in vain.

Hey,

how about we take a drive up the coast?

It's a great way to relax.

I would. I just... I think I want Johnny to take me home today.

Okay, well, whatever. You know, if that's how you want it.

That's cool.

I'm here for you, Ann.

What's going on?

I just... I wanted to tell you... I want Quirk to take me home.

I'm sorry.

It's all right.

It's okay.

No hard feelings.

Do you mind waving to Quirk and just letting him know that?

Where's he going?

Oh, he's just going around town to get the car, and I'm going to have the

sentinel escort me.

So... Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

If you need anything, you know I'll be there.

Okay?

Princess.

Here, you can track Bolikov with this.

At least let me come with you.

Bully costs an animal.

You don't know how to deal with him.

No, I have to do this alone.

You're free to go.

Go.

with my wind churn dummy.

Got that driving test thing coming out. I wanted to unwind.

Huh.

You know, you should try meditation.

I can show you a few techniques.

Thanks. I got my own techniques.

Really? Yeah.

You're supposed to be with Adam.

Oh, wait. I thought you... She said you were taking her home.

Oh, you're supposed to be going with you.

Wait. You mean you just walked away and left her alone? No, no, no, no. That's

what you did.

Okay, testosterone brothers, wake up. You've been played.

I mean, quite honestly, I don't blame her. She hasn't been moving around her

royal can like a couple of buffalo.

What do you think? You mean we were dumped?

What, she doesn't want either one of us?

Come on.

Don't you be any lamer.

Anna's not answering her cell phone.

Let's check out her house.

Man, if something happened to her, she couldn't stand to be around us.

You think maybe Nikki's right?

Why else would she blow us off?

Well, I mean, you did come on a little strong.

And you didn't?

You're right. We both did.

We both did.

You know what I'm thinking?

Homage is a very fine thing.

But when the slugs start flying, what really counts is a partner to watch your

back.

I know you are. Yeah, brother.

All righty. Who's the coolest, sexiest, law -abiding driver in L .A.? Val,

you're embarrassing me.

Nikki. I am.

I know you're going to body sign this test. I am totally sure you're going to

pass.

Ms. Branco, while we're out on the road, please try to remember I have a wife

and children.

Driver and DMV official only.

Oh, but I'm Nicky's coach. You know, I pump her up and also I can calm her

I'm sorry, it's regulated.

He might get one.

General Monaco, I'm here. There are too many people.

I lost this shot anyway.

So?

Don't you have something nice to say to Mr. DMV guy?

Yeah, yeah. Thanks for the redo.

Which we wouldn't need if you'd have passed me in the first place.

No seatbelt.

Minus one point.

Jeez, you try and be nice.

Drop your weapon, General Volokhov.

You're right.

Last time I saw you, you were only a baby.

I want you to admit that you killed my parents.

I want to hear you say it.

So, you intend to avenge their deaths.

Delicious.

Be my guest.

Pull the trigger.

You underestimated me.

A failing you share with your late father.

He was too soft.

Now, get in the car.

Get in the car.

He never gave us his name. He just called himself the Sentinel.

That's catchy.

We found this over there.

What was he doing with it?

Probably trying to catch a rat.

Your shooter's at the Cosmine Consulate.

I can't touch him there, not until we hear from the State Department.

I can't even put the consulate under surveillance.

He'll be long gone by then.

Yeah, that'd be a damn shame.

If you'll excuse me, I seem to have misplaced some evidence.

Sasha,

what's up? The Sentinel took one of the pumps at close range.

Any word from Anna? She's not here, and her car is gone.

That's because it's here, with a tracker in it.

She probably tapped into Volokhov's signal and then she came after him.

Volokhov has her.

All right, okay, we probably have a little time. If he's smart, he'll want

make Anna's death look like an accident. Yeah, a live princess was one problem

for those goons, but a murdered princess, they could have an all -out

their hands.

Okay, you're the consulate.

Ms. Brando, you should be going to police 35.

We're passing Shadycrest Retirement Home.

We're going too slowly. It's as frequently as dangerous as speeding.

I'm going to have to deduct a point.

Oh, yeah?

We're passing Senior Center or Facility Use by Senior Citizens.

Contiguous to the street or state highway.

The speed limit's 25.

Oh, my God. She's speaking in tongues.

DMV code.

Division 11, Chapter 7, Article 1.

I'm impressed.

Well, I don't think I need to see you anymore. Congratulations, Miss Franco.

You pass.

Booyah. Mm -hmm.

Hola.

Oh, hey, Kate.

Yeah, Nikki passed her test.

I know. I can't believe it either.

What?

Oh, my God.

Nick, the guy bushwhacked our princess. We have to give him his comfort death on

it.

Why didn't we just kill her?

In some ways, she is more dangerous dead than alive.

We must plan this very carefully.

You disgust me.

I can't believe it felt like you was ever a sentinel.

Well, in my defense, I was not a very good one.

But I am an excellent assassin.

A lot of people get hit by trains in this city.

One of the people gets stuck in the tracks, for example.

Horrible. Get the car ready and make it a luxury, Morgan.

She is a princess.

Give me a second to tap into all of their security cameras.

It's VIP.

Where are they?

Well, it seems like somebody else is operating it.

Kay, do you see Anna anywhere?

Nada. She's got to be in there.

What's the one place you don't need a security camera?

Security office.

Kay, you got floor plans?

Do I ever.

Hot off the presses at Cosbion's ultra -secure website.

There it is.

The security office is straight down the hall and to the left.

All right. Lead the way.

We're going right through the side door.

Careful.

radio. They might come in handy.

I'm going to die.

The TV psychic was right.

Well, if you take your hands off your eyes, you will see that Nikki is an

excellent driver under these circumstances.

Get back here.

She just ran, all right.

That's the point.

Tasha, you've got bogeys coming right at you.

They've made it to the lobby.

It's right at the very end, but be careful.

You've got bad guys just around the corner.

We can still escape, General.

They won't shoot us.

We have the princess.

Excellent point.

She is too small a shield for two.

No one be shy with those good ideas.

Give me a radio.

Guys, get ready to move.

You saved my life.

But only by that much.

That is okay. You all right?

Thanks. Here.

Oh, no.

She's hit a pedestrian.

That's a couple of points. No, no, no. Wait. He was a bad guy. That doesn't

count.

Look, look, look. You are a hero.

You just helped us save a princess.

Really?

He must be really impressed with Nikki's driving because he must have been going

at least 100 and he didn't even squish a bug. All right, all right, I'll pass

her. Just, please, don't bring her back again, ever.

Can I put my pants on now?

Another storybook in me.

Just got word that Anna's back in her country, safe and sound.

Oh, really? Any chance he's going to make either one of you her king? You

I'm the king.

He's the king?

I'm the king. Come on, king.

Come on, king.

Show me, show me, king.

Okay, shouldn't one of you two break that up? Because I can't even watch.

I think they're royal jewels.

I'm the one who's got the big boss, man.

Anderson, make me count it, okay?

Okay, Missy, it's your turn. Sit down.

I'm going to take you down.

Bird bones.

One, two.