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Hey, you guys, are you watching the news? There's a huge storm that's about

hit Boston. Move over. We know.

It's the Spanish station.

I see.

The Latins are the cutting edge of weather technology.

And who do you think invented El Nino?

Don't tell me they suckered you both. This is all a bunch of hype.

This is so the news people can get better ratings. It's like wag the dog

rain.

Could you just please change the station?

I swear, sometimes I have no idea what you're thinking.

Well,

at least I know what you're thinking with.

She just makes me care about the weather again.

Come on, baby.

Give daddy the five -day forecast.

We've got tea for the windows, canned goods, extra batteries. Am I missing

anything? Um, the dorm.

It's noon.

It's getting dark. There's a storm coming.

Accept it.

Believe what you want.

How did we lose Berg? Berg, hurry up!

Hey, Sheriff.

Um, listen, I was thinking about Valentine's Day. You know, when you and

got into that big fight and broke up and we had those beers and then we...

I've kissed.

Do you think it's important for our friendship that, you know, at some point

take a moment and just, you know, talk it through?

No.

Me neither. Berg, hurry up!

I'm sorry.

It's these boots. They're too big.

Berg, they're not too big. They're too dorky.

I think I can pull these off.

Yeah, pull them off and throw them in the trash.

Can we stop for a second? I have fisherman's foot.

What possessed you to buy this booth anyway?

Well, there was a tall, blonde salesgirl who slipped me her number.

I had to buy something, and the hip booth made me look chunky.

So does Boop Girl have a name?

Ashley.

That is not funny!

No, no, Sharon, I mean, here comes Ashley.

Oh, my God, she's with Justin!

Holding hands?

Holding hands in a hateful way?

Come on.

You know, it sounded to me like she was laughing at him, not with him.

Okay, okay, we got a lot of things to do to prepare for the storm.

Why? Ashley and Justin are never going to break up.

I hate to see you do this to yourself.

You're the greatest guy in the world. Hey. You are so needy.

Look, I know it's hard to let go. I'm going through the same thing right now

with Johnny.

Except people actually want us to get back together.

I want to be with Ashley.

For God's sakes, man.

I can't. I threw away your number.

I saw Pete pick it up.

Thank you, Linda Tripp.

You know what? You may as well just keep it, all right? Because that girl is no

replacement for Ashley.

The man makes an excellent point.

I think it's time you stop being a coward.

You're never going to meet somebody new by sitting here on this couch.

Now, that's where you're wrong.

You don't like any of my girlfriends.

Is this a three or an eight? Eight.

You have nothing in common with this girl. You can't speak the same language.

got two words for you.

Ricky and Lucy.

Okay, okay, okay. Falling in love with a girl on TV is not putting yourself out

there. You're just replacing Ashley, a girl you couldn't have, with a girl you

can't get.

She's...

Fantastical. Pete, Pete, help me talk some sense into him. Are you crazy?

I'd love to meet for a drink.

Wait, where are you going?

Someplace. Yeah, I'm not going to let you go out in this storm to that pier.

No, no, because I'm not going to that pier. I'm going up to your apartment to

take your windows.

Okay, then you don't need the raincoats. No, I don't.

Because this will do just fine.

Yeah, I've got the pier locked down.

Everything's okay here.

Hey, hey, what are you doing here? This area's been evacuated.

Yeah, there was like no traffic.

The waterfront's only open to press, not the police.

I am the press.

Yeah, are you with that crazy reporter who strapped us up to the pier? Yeah,

yeah, I'm her makeup man. I saw her on camera, and she looks really shiny.

What's with the trash bag?

and that's one dedicated makeup man.

Whoa,

storm

hit West Virginia yesterday with 100 mile an hour winds.

It's all about

big business.

The TV stations get bigger ratings by scaring everybody, and the umbrella

-candle cartels make out like bandits.

The weather satellites are listening to our conversations right now.

You know, since we're stuck inside and, you know, we have some time alone, I was

thinking we could, you know, so it's not lingering in the back of our minds, you

know, discuss calmly and maturely what happened between us on Valentine's Day.

No.

Yeah, that's a relief.

Oh, my God.

It's Bert!

not sharon because there is no storm it's just a little rain

catch you. When your safety harness broke, you would have been thrown into

ocean. My safety harness wouldn't have broken if you weren't clinging to me,

screaming, we're gonna die, we're gonna die!

Oh, sure.

You know, you can make anything sound bad if you say it like that.

There. I can't believe you dragged me into this death trap.

Boston bait and tackle.

way we're history now i'm never gonna be a doctor never i'm never gonna see pete

and sharon again and the worst part my parents yeah they're gonna have to come

down to the morgue to identify my body and they're gonna see me in these yellow

boots don't worry the sharks are gonna eat you first okay you're not here

And I'm wet.

And I'm really scared.

So just ease up a bit.

I'm sorry.

We're going to be okay.

And we're clear.

Hi, are you Juan de la Rosa? Yes.

And your name is? I'm Heath, Mrs. Sharon. Heath and Sharon.

Yes, sir. To my friends, Pete and Sharon.

Best wishes.

No, no, no, no. We're looking for Benita Viento.

Oh, sure. Everybody always wants her autograph.

She was with a friend of ours, okay? And the last time we saw them, she was hit

by this huge wave and the camera went out. Well, she's not back yet. And I've

had to carry the whole show.

Hi. Hi. Pardon me. Can you tell us if Benita Viento has come back yet? No. We

called the police, but people refuse to evacuate aren't a huge priority,

especially the press.

No, but she was a friend of ours. I'm sorry. There's nothing we can do.

Oh, wait a minute. Here's her cameraman. Hey, Larry, where's Benita? I don't

know. She insisted on staying.

I hate her.

Last winter, she made me stand in a frozen pond for six hours.

I lost all feeling in my left pinky. Look, I can't zoom no more. Look.

You just, you left her on the pier alone?

Of course not.

I left her with some stalker.

A stalker?

He's not a stalker. He is our best friend. He just fell in love with her on

TV and he went out in the storm to track her down.

You can't just leave them out there.

I'm sorry.

Ten seconds to air.

There has to be a way we can get to them. Hal, there's roadblocks all over

place. There's no way we're getting through.

You know what?

They won't let us through.

But they'll let the press through.

So we're going to go after him?

Sharon, we have to. He's our best friend.

Thank you.

Oh, God.

What's wrong with me? What the hell am I doing here?

What are you doing here?

Well, I was... I was hating this girl, Ashley, and you don't want to

hear this.

No, I do. Keep talking. Okay, okay. Well, um, we...

I really thought we'd end up together, but she chose some other guy over me,

so... How long were you dating her?

Yeah,

we never actually went out.

What would you say if a person went out in the middle of a storm to meet a

beautiful girl?

A beautiful girl who he doesn't even think speaks the same language.

To get over a girl who wants nothing to do with him.

Is he wearing yellow boots? Maybe.

Sharon was right. You know, the only reason I came down here, for the same

reasons I wanted Ashley, because it couldn't possibly work out.

It's my life for absolutely nothing.

Come here.

I don't know. I'm kind of shy.

I've had my heart broken before.

Really? It makes you do crazy things.

What'd you do?

Let's just say I'm not allowed back in the state of Texas.

I don't mean to sound warped, but I find that really exciting.

You seem like a really nice guy.

Maybe... We'd have met under different circumstances.

Are you saying that if we survived, you might consider going out with me?

Maybe.

This is actually really nice. I feel like I'm

around at a corner or something.

What do you mean by that?

Well, it's kind of a different story. You know, a boy pursues girl who he

thinks... is totally wrong for him, but she actually turns out to be right.

Boy doesn't run away.

Because boy is trapped in shack and appear.

Girl has point.

Are you sitting with me under this blanket because you like me or because

going to die?

Little of both.

I can live with that.

You're alive!

Oh, God.

I can't believe we found you. You have no idea what we've been through. Thank

God!

in the middle of something here guys okay that's it that's it i am done

risking my life for you come on

hey you know i think the storm's letting up

thanks

again guys for coming to our rescue

who knew it would be such a big storm

I think you were very lucky that wave threw you back up on the pier. Mm -hmm.

Right on that nice, soft pylon.

Well, I guess I better get going.

So, uh, I guess we're still on for dinner tomorrow night?

Yeah. What's the attire, casual or survival?

Uh... Good night, Anita.

Good night.

She's amazing.

I got a hand with you, Berg. You're done good.

And if by chance you decide to throw out her number... Easy.

The best thing is that she wants to be with me, and I want to be with her, and

what's that all about?

She's so upset with me.

Ashley!

Hi, Berg. I did it.

I broke up with Justin.

What? Well, during the storm, I got scared, and I started thinking about

could happen and how short life is and who I wanted to be with, and it wasn't

Justin. It was you.

Oh, Berg.

I miss you.

Boy, when it rains, it pours.