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Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine.
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I can't believe it. They're making me
work Christmas.
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We're closing the pizza place. Why can't
they just close the hospital?
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That place is always open. What is it, a
Denny's?
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You know what? If it makes you feel any
better, I'll give you your Christmas
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gifts early.
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Really? Yeah.
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Merry Christmas.
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I owe you a scarf.
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Come on, I'm broke.
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I'm getting my parents the same thing,
but on nicer paper.
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And I'm getting you one free physical.
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Yeah, cough, dough boy.
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Hey, guys. Ho, ho, ho.
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Why are you so cheery?
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I'm in charge of the company Christmas
party. And that's good because...
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this time of year is about giving.
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And by throwing the best party I can,
they're going to give me a Christmas
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fatter than Santa.
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Oh, yeah.
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Merry Christmas.
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I owe you an apology. Why?
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Save that for Easter.
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What's the matter?
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I was going to hire little people to
dress up as elves and be waiters, but
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they're all booked.
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It's their busy season.
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And now on St. Patrick's Day.
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Hypercon.
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Stupid, stupid hospital.
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You know, I should be a rabbi. I bet
they get Christmas off.
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Pete, what do you want for Christmas?
Nothing much.
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You know, some socks.
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Oh,
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and a meaningful relationship.
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Oh, and a career.
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Oh, thank you. I don't know what's wrong
with me. I'm just definitely falling
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apart. Well, you're here now and you're
safe with me.
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I ordered a large pizza to go. At least
I think I ordered it here. It's under
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Caitlin. I'll check.
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Excuse me.
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Do I know you? Your voice sounds very
familiar.
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You're listening to WJX AM 1070. This is
Caitlin Rush getting you through the
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rush hour.
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You're the sky copter lady.
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You're Caitlin Rush. I listen to you all
the time. And I don't even have a car.
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I love you. You saved my life last week.
I did?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Remember when that big
tanker jackknife? I got scared and I
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started to panic. But you still got me
to my nail appointment on time.
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you this is so weird i can't believe
you're blonde
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you sound so
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brunette anyway here's uh here's your
pizza thanks thanks um
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oh my god i'm out of checks uh you know
i'll tell you what why don't you uh come
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back later and we'll settle it then that
is so sweet of you thank you thank you
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so much more together than this, but my
personal assistant left me last month.
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Or I misplaced her.
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For Christmas, I could use an army of
elves to help me organize my life.
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They're all booked.
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I know someone who would love to spend
all day with you and help you get
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organized. Who? Me.
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You? Yeah, me. And I'm really good, too.
Do you remember Hands Across America?
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You organized that?
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No, but I got a T -shirt from it, and
the T -shirt's in my closet, and my
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closet, very organized.
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I actually used some help getting my
Christmas presents.
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Are you good at shopping?
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What? Are you kidding me? Do you see
everything I'm wearing?
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I bought them.
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I'm Pete Dunville.
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It's Caitlin Rush.
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Um... Here you go.
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Thank you.
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Fred. Here you go.
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I'll call you tomorrow. Okay.
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Oh, thank you.
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Hmm?
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Pete Dunville, personal shopper. Pete
Dunville, majorly horny.
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Ah,
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Mr. Harrington, what do you need this
time?
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I got another lunch coming, and I'm not
going anywhere until I get it.
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You're relieved.
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You're free. Why don't you go?
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All right. I want turkey, mashed
potatoes, and pudding. And nothing
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touching anything else.
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I'm not your waiter.
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Okay, now do you need someone to come
pick you up? My daughter, who's a big
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lawyer, is coming here to pick me up.
Good.
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And she's going to sue your ass if you
don't get me lunch!
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Fine.
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He's as stupid as he is tall.
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Meatloaf, green beans, peaches, take it
or leave it.
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The green beans and meatloaf are
touching!
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It's not what you think, they're just
friends.
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And how goes the party planning?
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Off my back, spanky.
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I got the booze, I got the caterers, but
I don't have the entertainment.
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Lose the caterer, double the booze, and
the entertainment will take care of
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itself.
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No, no, no, no, no. You don't
understand.
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Last year, great party. Guy got a huge
bonus.
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Two years ago, lousy party. Guy got
hedge clippers.
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I guess they gave him something useful.
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Yeah, because the boss made him his
gardener.
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He did.
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Four days till Christmas. Christmas and
Sharon's really screwed.
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Lost her cushy job, has to sell her car,
gonna be a gardener.
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And Berg has to work on Christmas Day.
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Hey, I was just kidding.
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Oh, my God, that's a great idea, the 12
Days of Christmas.
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I'll get the pipers piping and the
drummers strumming. What do you think?
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Gonna be a gardener.
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We had so much fun and we talked about
real things, you know, things that
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matter. Like what? I don't know.
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Has she ever been married?
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I don't know.
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Is she religious?
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I don't know.
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What's her favorite beer?
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Hefeweizen. Classy.
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That's what I'm saying. You know, she's
so different than girls our age, you
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know. She's self -assured. She knows who
she is and what she wants.
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She wants to be 25.
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Possible change of plan. We may have to
swing by the tuck shop.
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Okay, why?
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Well, tomorrow night I have the awful
local media awards.
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I was supposed to go with my program
director, but he canceled on me. It's
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tie, it's boring, and you just want to
eat a grenade.
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Sounds hideous.
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You want to come? I'm there.
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You're wonderful. Well, it's wonderful
to do wonderful things for someone so
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wonderful.
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I'll call you later.
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Here you go, Sharon. Oh, thanks, Bird.
You're swell.
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Well, it's swell to do swellish things
for someone so swell.
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Oh, pizza boy.
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Mr.
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Harrison, what are you doing here? Well,
I asked at the hospital, and they told
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me that you were here. And now, Mr.
Smart Guy, guess what?
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You're my waiter.
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I don't know why you were so down on the
awards. It wasn't so bad.
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Ah, that's because you've never tried
going without you before.
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Yeah, well, I wouldn't mind going
without me as long as you were there.
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Yeah, um, I had a great time.
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Yeah, so did I.
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And I want to thank you. No, no, I want
to thank you.
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Tonight was... Well, actually, the last
couple of days have been a whole new
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experience for me.
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You have such a great energy.
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I work out.
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So are you enjoying the job?
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Well, word around the water cooler is
I'm up for employee of the month.
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Am I still on the clock?
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No.
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Good, because...
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I'm going to do something that's very
unlike me.
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Does it involve kissing me? That's the
bulk of it.
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Pete, my life is a lot more complicated
than you think.
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Are you married?
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Not anymore.
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Have you seen someone?
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Not yet.
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Who's she?
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My lover.
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I'm just kidding.
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She's my nanny.
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Hi. Hi, Michael.
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And that would be?
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My son.
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Not kidding.
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I got my 12 drummers drumming. I spoke
to the ballet and got my 10 lords a
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-leaping. Wait, where are you going to
get four calling birds, three French
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hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge?
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Ten pigeons off my ledge.
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Hey, Mr. Man About Town. How'd it go at
the awards last night?
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I don't know if it's going to work out
with me and Caitlin.
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She lost, huh?
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No. No, no. She's got a 10 -year -old
son.
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I could barely maintain a normal
relationship. What do I know about
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kids? You lived with me freshman year.
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It's too complicated.
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You know, I got enough things in my own
life to worry about.
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You're right.
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There's the pizza place.
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And, uh, of course, the lounging around.
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Come on, Bird. Leave him alone.
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He's making a responsible decision.
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I mean, he wouldn't just be dating
Caitlin.
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He'd be dating her kid, too.
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Speaking from a child whose mother dated
a lot, it's really hard.
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Thank you, Sharon.
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Except I did get a lot of great gifts.
Sharon.
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Especially from the ones who thought I
didn't like them.
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Sharon. Two ponies! Sharon!
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with everything, nothing touching, send
it back twice, still wrong.
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The ginger ale's flat.
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Yeah. Why do you come here?
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Because I want to, and if you give me
any more trouble, I'm going to call my
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grandson. Old State Wrestling's going to
come down here and kick your lanky
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butt.
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Well, in case you haven't noticed, I
don't have a butt.
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Michael. Hey, Michael. Hey, Michael.
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Do you want to play some pinball? I need
to talk to Pete. Sure.
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I just wanted to apologize to you for
last night.
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I know that was a really awkward way for
you to find out I had a son.
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What, that?
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No, no, I was embarrassed.
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I have the same pajamas.
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I would have told you earlier. I just, I
didn't think our relationship would get
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to where it did so soon.
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Not really. It's okay.
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So, anyway, if you feel like it, give me
a call sometime.
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Okay.
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Come on, Michael.
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We're going to Mrs. Sealanders. Hey,
hey, you know, he could stay here with
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if he wants.
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Oh, yeah, that'd be great. Yeah, please,
Mom?
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I don't know.
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Oh, please.
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Pete, is that okay with you? Sure it is.
Pete loves kids.
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Okay, then.
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If there's any problems, you've got my
cell phone number. I'll be back right
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after rush hour.
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Um, Michael, act human.
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So, what do you and Pete want to do
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first?
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Well, I'm going to go play pinball while
he leaves me alone.
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I thought you wanted to stay here with
us. You said it would be great.
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That's only because Mrs. Dillon's
apartment smells like feet.
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Oh, he doesn't like you at all.
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Why in the world would you do this to
me? Because I can't let you lose Caitlin
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without at least giving it a chance. No,
no, no. Look, if you get to know the
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kid, maybe you'll like him.
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This machine sucks.
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You should taste the pizza.
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Ah, it's getting dark.
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Please.
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Oh, all right.
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How can I say no to that face?
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Which one's yours?
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Oh, this one right here.
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Pete, did you see me? I caught more air
than you did. You are the man. You
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totally out -aired me. Pete, just one
more run. One more.
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He's mine, too.
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Please. Hey, okay.
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Okay, all right. But listen, one more
time, and I promise your mom I'd get you
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home by dark.
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You're having a good time, aren't you,
Pete?
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Maybe. Good.
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I spoiled a big one.
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I want to thank you for letting us use
your farm to sled. It's great.
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Ah, no problem. I do it every year for
the kids.
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And the $7 I charge for parking.
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Hey, the little one's heading for my
cows!
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How about here?
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A little.
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And here?
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No.
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All right, you're going to be fine. Just
sit back and relax. Pete, can I talk to
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you in the front seat for a second?
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All right, is he really going to be
okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He has a
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couple of bruised ribs, but, you know,
we won't know anything else until we see
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the x -rays.
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Okay. Yeah.
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You did see the sign releasing me from
all liability.
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No. No, you're going to be fine.
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You're a tough kid.
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It's the cow that we're worried about.
You knocked the butter right out of her.
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Don't make me laugh. I'm sorry. You're
going to be fine, all right, buddy?
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Listen, if it starts to feel bad, I want
you to squeeze my hand, okay?
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We should probably call his mom.
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Oh, God, you're right.
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Pete. What?
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You're squeezing a little too hard. Oh,
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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bumper -to -bumper on the Worcester
Turnpike because of a four -car fender
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bender. So if you want to make it home
by New Year's, avoid the Worcester Pike.
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Okay, Bill, back to you.
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It's Caitlin Rush.
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Hi, Caitlin, it's Pete.
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Hey, is everything okay? Oh, yeah, fine,
fine, fine.
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Listen, um, first thing, Michael is
fine, okay? We went sledding and we had
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little accident.
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Mom, I hit a cow.
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What? No, don't. Why are the cows
insured?
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Oh, my God.
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Where are you taking him?
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Uh, Boston Memorial.
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Oh, listen, traffic is really backed up
out there.
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Which way should I go?
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Damn, I'm about to get back on the air.
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Listen, whatever I say on the radio, do
the opposite. Got it?
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Do the opposite. Got it.
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Okay, this is Caitlin Rush getting you
through the rush hour.
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Let's hand it to those state police for
their...
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Miraculously fast cleanup of that four
-car Worcester Pike pileup. Way to go,
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guys.
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Everyone should go that way.
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Especially since there looks to be a new
20 -car pileup, but this one's on the
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Massachusetts Turnpike.
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I'm overhead, and it looks like one of
the trucks down there was carrying angry
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bees.
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They're all over the place.
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So whatever you do...
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Take the Worcester Pike and stay off the
Mass Pike.
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Thank you, Caitlin.
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Come on, little birdies, we're taking
the Worcester Pike.
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Traffic thing was brilliant.
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I'm just going to sit with him.
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All right. I'll be outside.
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Is she okay? Yeah.
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How about you? Are you okay? Yeah, I'm
fine.
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I'm sorry.
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Sharon was right.
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Getting involved with a woman who has a
kid is a very, very big deal.
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I don't know what to do.
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Kid seems to really like you.
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I really like that kid.
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And don't go back in there.
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What? I'm just saying, if you stop
seeing Caitlin, no one would blame you.
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She's fantastic.
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And I don't want to have to stop seeing
her.
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Me? I'd run for the hill so fast.
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Bergen, there you are.
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Hello, Nurse Havisham.
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I was just going over the week's logs,
and you forgot to sign out Mr. Harrison.
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No, no.
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Who was ever on duty at the time should
have signed him out when his daughter
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picked him up.
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He doesn't have a daughter.
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Yes, he does.
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She's a lawyer, and his grandson's going
to kick my lanky butt.
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According to this, he has nobody.
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Pizza. Pizza?
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I didn't order a pizza.
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Hello, Mr. Harrison. How... What kind of
pizza?
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It's your favorite.
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Everything on it, nothing touching.
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I suppose now you want to come in.
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No, not really.
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Okay, you big loser.
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If you people don't move, I'm gonna have
an office in the basement!
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Shut up, you flying rat!
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Come on, Sharon, it's your turn.
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No.
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Pete, shut up. We bought you a nice
present with Pete's money. Now, come on.
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Come on, Sharon. Come on, run. One run.
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Okay, one run.
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That's it for today, guys. No more
sledding.
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Straight for the cows.
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Those aren't cows.
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I just let out the bulls.
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