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["This Is How We Do It" by Montell Jordan]

♪ This is how we do it ♪

♪ This is how we do it ♪

♪ This is how we do it ♪

♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ This is how we do it ♪

♪ It's Friday night and I feel all right ♪

♪ It's Friday night and I feel all right ♪

♪ The party's here on the west side ♪

♪ So I reach for my 40 and I turn it up ♪

♪ So I reach for my 40 and I turn it up ♪

♪ Designated driver, take the keys to my truck ♪

♪ Hit the 'shaw 'cause I'm faded ♪

♪ Honies in the street say, "Monty, yo, we made it!" ♪

♪ Honies in the street say, "Monty, yo, we made it!" ♪

♪ It feels so good in my hood tonight ♪

♪ It feels so good in my hood tonight ♪

♪ The summertime skirts and the guys in Kani ♪

♪ All the gangbangers forgot about the drive-by ♪

♪ You gotta get your groove on, before you go get paid ♪

♪ You gotta get your groove on, before you go get paid ♪

[man] Collin, get your ass over here!

[man] Collin, get your ass over here!

[woman 1] Okay, let's make a toast.

[woman 2] To everything we accomplished.

[woman 2] To everything we accomplished.

[woman 3] To the future, whatever that is.

[man] To getting the fuck out of here.

[all] To us!

[all] To us!

♪ This is how we do it ♪

♪ This is how we do it ♪

♪ This is how we do it ♪

-Mom, I need you to sign this. -What is it?

I may have flunked my algebra test.

-What? Did you know about this? -About what?

-What? Did you know about this? -About what?

It's fine. Have a good day.

This is not the end of this conversation, young lady.

-How is there no hot water? -You snooze, you lose.

-How is there no hot water? -You snooze, you lose.

Well, if I wanted a cold shower,

I would have just stayed at school.

Mom, can you sign the letter, please?

Mom, can you sign the letter, please?

Is that my shirt?

[overlapping arguing]

[cell phone buzzing]

[cell phone buzzing]

[groans]

What the fuck?

[woman groans]

[woman groans]

♪ I'm trying to live my life ♪

♪ Don't carry me ♪

♪ Don't carry me ♪

♪ Don't let me die trying to live for today ♪

♪ Don't let me die trying to live for today ♪

[sighs]

♪ I'm tryin' to give ♪

♪ I'm tryin' to give ♪

[barbershop din]

-Collin? -[muffled arguing]

-Collin? -[muffled arguing]

Collin. You're on in 10. Let's get you to set.

Sounds good. [chuckles]

[TV show host] Coming up, we've got Collin Anderson,

[TV show host] Coming up, we've got Collin Anderson,

who's gonna be out here to give us his take on...

♪

[hum of chatter]

[hum of chatter]

♪ Oh ♪

So, let's say you and me head to my place in the Hamptons

So, let's say you and me head to my place in the Hamptons

for the weekend.

-Drink wine by the fire. -Yeah.

-Drink wine by the fire. -Yeah.

I would love to,

but I've got this college reunion thing.

Just come after.

Just come after.

[clicks tongue] It's in Canada.

[scoffs]

-You could have just said no. -[elevator dings]

Susan. Laura.

♪ Yeah, tryin' to live ♪

♪ Yeah, tryin' to live ♪

Mom, what are you doing? Come on, we gotta go.

Mom, what are you doing? Come on, we gotta go.

[groans] We're literally already late.

Come on, hurry up.

Hey, hey, kids, kids, kids, kids, kids, kids, kids.

Young ones, young ones.

Just give me one second. What did you say?

Just give me one second. What did you say?

You know what? One of my kids just threw up.

I gotta go. Okay, so that was a lie.

I gotta go. Okay, so that was a lie.

We don't lie. But it didn't hurt anybody.

We're gonna finish this song, for your mom.

All right, you remember what I showed you before?

That? [plays notes]

One, two, three. Any octave, you go.

There you go. And what are you gonna do?

There you go. And what are you gonna do?

See, that's right. There, that's right.

Keep the rhythm going, young one.

Ready? Go for it.

Ready? Go for it.

Keep 'em going.

[all playing together]

Yeah.

You're killing it. Killing it.

You're killing it. Killing it.

-[car horn honks] -[Carrie] He's here. Bye.

Wait.

Wait.

Wait, wait.

I could have driven you.

[Bryan sighs]

I just wish it wasn't this weekend.

With Emma being here.

The girls can take care of themselves.

The girls can take care of themselves.

That's not what I meant.

Is he gonna be there?

Yes. Unless he isn't.

He's the most unpredictable human being on the planet.

[Bryan] So...

When are we gonna talk about this?

-It's always later or next time. -Just leave it, Bryan.

-It's always later or next time. -Just leave it, Bryan.

We'll figure it all out. Okay?

But not now.

[Carrie] Jesus.

[Carrie] Jesus.

["Wild River" by Stephen Spender]

♪ Sweet little baby nothing ♪

♪ Open like the sun ♪

♪ Open like the sun ♪

♪ Nothing to be afraid of ♪

♪ Nowhere to run ♪

♪ 'Til that lightning comes down ♪

♪ 'Til that lightning comes down ♪

[Danny] Oh, look at him, showing us how he does it.

[Danny] Oh, look at him, showing us how he does it.

Ah! Yeah!

-Hi! -Hey!

[laughs]

[laughs]

[Rachel and Collin groan]

-So good to see you. -[Carrie] A little help, please.

Hey, lady.

[Carrie exclaims]

[Carrie exclaims]

Hello to you, too.

I think you may have realigned my spine there.

I think you may have realigned my spine there.

It is so good to see you.

It's good to see that Michael is anxiously awaiting our arrival.

He's at home. All right, let's go. Come on.

He's at home. All right, let's go. Come on.

Are we not missing someone?

No, I didn't forget about Nat.

She'll be late because of a surgery.

She'll be late because of a surgery.

Uh, excuse me.

We rearranged Collin's entire press junket

announcing his move to daytime talk to be here, so--

Okay, saving lives is a little more important

than being the host of a morning talk show.

Oh, so the rumors are true.

How did I not know this?

How did I not know this?

Because we haven't done the press--

-Collin Anderson, host. -Does no one listen to me?

[Collin laughs]

-Hi. -Hey!

-Hi. -Hey!

-Hi, um-- -How you doing?

-Can we get a photo? -Yes, of course.

-Oh, my God. This is so cool. -Come on.

[laughs] All right, you ready?

Is it true you're gonna be the new Morning Live co-host?

-Oh, we'll see. We'll see. -Where's the button?

-Oh, we'll see. We'll see. -Where's the button?

Oh, my God, it's getting dark.

All right, everyone, say, "penicillin."

Penicillin!

Penicillin!

[laughter]

Here we are.

Oh! Nice digs.

Oh! Nice digs.

[Rachel] Come in.

Come in.

[Collin] Now, that is a view.

[Collin] Now, that is a view.

-[Rachel] Great, huh? -[Carrie] Are these couches new?

-[Rachel] Yeah. -[Danny] It's quiet.

Like, really eerily quiet.

[Rachel] We have beer. You'll be fine.

[Danny] Oh! Look at this place.

-Michael. -[Carrie] So stunning.

-Michael. -[Carrie] So stunning.

[Collin] Amazing.

-[Carrie] Is that a seal? -[Danny] Perfect.

Michael!

Hey. Where's your dad?

-No idea. -Are you packed?

-Yep. -[Rachel] Attitude--

Okay, someone help me with this.

Okay, someone help me with this.

Aw, she likes you.

Yeah, please, get it off me.

[Rachel] Mavlyn, this is your uncle Danny.

[Rachel] Mavlyn, this is your uncle Danny.

Come here, and give me a hug. [laughing]

[laughs] Wow.

[laughs] Wow.

How you doing? Look how big you've gotten.

Kyle is a big fan of that celebrity dancing show

Kyle is a big fan of that celebrity dancing show

-that you did. -Oh, right on, right on.

Every night. [laughs]

So, is this, like, an all-ages weekend or...

So, is this, like, an all-ages weekend or...

No, they're going to Uncle Ben's this weekend, right?

-Sleepover at Uncle Ben's. -[all laughing]

[Mavlyn] Mom! I can't find Dad.

[Mavlyn] Mom! I can't find Dad.

[Collin] Yo, Michael, the crew's here.

[Collin] Yo, Michael, the crew's here.

[Danny] Oh, Michael!

[Collin] Michael.

[Collin] Michael.

[Danny] Hey, Mikey!

[Rachel] It is so good to see you.

[Carrie] Oh, it's so good to be here.

[Carrie] Oh, it's so good to be here.

[Rachel] Oh, I missed you so much.

Hi, Carrie.

Hi, Carrie.

Benny!

[laughs nervously] Ben-- Benjamin. I mean, Ben. Hi.

[laughs nervously] Ben-- Benjamin. I mean, Ben. Hi.

It's been a while, you-- you look great.

Thanks.

So, the kids are all packed up, so we shall leave you to it.

-Thank you, now go. -[Ben] Okay.

-I love you. -I love you, too.

-Not too much sugar. -Okay.

Bye.

Oh, shit, Carrie, I forgot to ask,

uh, were you just flirting with Rachel's brother?

uh, were you just flirting with Rachel's brother?

-[Collin laughing] -No.

You can invite him to join you and Bryan.

Maybe, uh, spice things up a little bit.

Maybe, uh, spice things up a little bit.

[Collin] Dude, come on.

Isn't it a little early for drinking?

No.

All right, baby. You look out for those two.

All right, baby. You look out for those two.

-Ugh, I'll try. -Be nice.

Come here.

-Oh, I love you. -I'm gonna miss you so much.

Mm!

Buy me something nice with my money.

Buy me something nice with my money.

-What if I get you a... -Uh, don't say anything.

-You know what I'm gonna say. -[Ben] Bye, Mike.

[Michael] Bye.

[Michael] Bye.

[engine starts]

[children chatter excitedly]

[children chatter excitedly]

I still think we should've canceled.

No, it'll be fine.

Now, will you please come and greet our guests?

You're being rude.

[Michael] How's the married life?

[Michael] How's the married life?

-Goal! -[Carrie] You know.

[Michael] How are the kids, and how's Emma loving her job?

[Carrie] I-- she's ready--

Hey, Michael, how much does a place like this cost?

Hey, Michael, how much does a place like this cost?

Dude, why are you always asking people how much things cost?

[Danny] Um, because I want to know.

[Danny] Um, because I want to know.

We did most of the work ourselves, so--

Oh, shit. You don't build things.

I build things. I'm very handy.

I build things. I'm very handy.

No fucking way, man, it took you, like, five days

to build that Ikea bookshelf.

Actually, I built it.

Actually, I built it.

[Michael] And I helped supervise, so.

A very important part of the building process.

And what have you ever built?

And what have you ever built?

-An empire. -Fucking touché.

[Carrie] So, the women in my book club asked

if that was really your house in the reality show.

if that was really your house in the reality show.

Yeah.

You want to know how much it cost?

Dude, you do not need to tell people that.

Dude, you do not need to tell people that.

They can look it up on the Internet. Oh.

The, uh, service is spotty here.

What's the Wi-Fi?

-No Wi-Fi. -[Danny gasps]

-No Wi-Fi. -[Danny gasps]

Literally how every horror movie begins.

[Rachel] Danny, don't be so dramatic.

Can we just try to disconnect and be together, like old times?

Can we just try to disconnect and be together, like old times?

With just a few extra gray hairs.

With me, this is all au naturel.

With me, this is all au naturel.

What's left of it.

-[Collin laughing] -Oh, shit.

-[phone buzzing] -Oh, oh, there's a signal.

-[phone buzzing] -Oh, oh, there's a signal.

Oh, by the way, 10,000 new followers

from the People magazine cover.

I-- I'm sorry, did you say 10,000 new followers?

I-- I'm sorry, did you say 10,000 new followers?

How many followers do you have?

Well, I don't know, like, two million.

Well, I don't know, like, two million.

Holy crap, two million?

How do you have two million followers?

How do you have two million followers?

I have, like, 12.

I don't even have Instagram.

-How do you not have Instagram? -I have Pinterest.

-How do you not have Instagram? -I have Pinterest.

-Is that the knitting app? -No.

-Um, yes. -[Collin laughing]

-Um, yes. -[Collin laughing]

I only have Instagram so I can check up on my kids,

and make sure they're not making bad life choices.

and make sure they're not making bad life choices.

Trust me, that is not the app they are using

to make bad life choices.

-What? -What?

-What? -What?

Can you imagine if we had social media back in college?

That would not have been good for me.

[Michael and Collin laugh]

Uh, okay, thank you, Professor Barbecue, what?

Uh, okay, thank you, Professor Barbecue, what?

You think that, uh,

football streaking incident goes on the Internet,

football streaking incident goes on the Internet,

it doesn't stop you from getting into law school?

How the fuck do you remember everything?

Booze kills your liver, not your brain cells.

Booze kills your liver, not your brain cells.

That is not at all true.

I actually feel sorry for the kids.

I actually feel sorry for the kids.

I mean, everything being so instant.

I mean, remember developing film?

I mean, remember developing film?

You never knew what you were gonna get.

That's what you remember from the '90s.

That's what you remember from the '90s.

We remember that decade very differently.

I think I feel like wine.

Bubbly? Feels like an occasion for bubbles.

Bubbly? Feels like an occasion for bubbles.

-Yes. -Yeah.

-[Rachel] I'll go get some. -Cheers.

[laughter]

[laughter]

Whoa, whoa!

Hey, you okay?

[sighs]

[sighs]

Well, I don't know about you people,

but I am so happy to be on vacay.

but I am so happy to be on vacay.

I needed a break.

A break from what?

I mean, you just hang out with Collin all day, right?

I mean, you just hang out with Collin all day, right?

It can't be that hard.

No. No, no, no, no, no, no.

I'm Collin's executive assistant. That's a hard job.

I'm Collin's executive assistant. That's a hard job.

To get his dry cleaning?

I don't get his dry cleaning,

okay, his regular assistant gets his dry cleaning.

Regular assistant?

I-- I get my own dry cleaning.

You don't get your dry cleaning.

-I get my-- when-- -Whatever, man, whatever.

-I get my-- when-- -Whatever, man, whatever.

-I'm gonna go help Rach. -[laughs]

[pop music playing over radio]

-We good? -Yeah. Yeah.

No, no, you have to twist, you have to-- Yeah.

-[cork pops] -[Rachel screams]

[both laughing]

[both laughing]

There you go. All right.

Are you and Michael okay?

You know you can talk to me.

Carrie, just relax, and stop worrying.

There's no one here you need to take care of.

I didn't mean like you needed taken care of.

I didn't mean like you needed taken care of.

It's-- it's just habit.

I know, let's just forget about the real world,

I know, let's just forget about the real world,

and have fun, deal?

Deal.

Hey, Collin, are you still dating that model?

Hey, Collin, are you still dating that model?

You know, Rachel, every time she sees your face

in one of those magazines with those gorgeous women,

in one of those magazines with those gorgeous women,

she buys them, and I read 'em sometimes.

[laughing] What, no, I'm not dating her anymore.

[laughing] What, no, I'm not dating her anymore.

Yeah, it wasn't real love.

Yeah, believe it or not, this guy is a romantic.

Yeah, believe it or not, this guy is a romantic.

But,

I mean, every single time she sees it,

she starts planning your wedding out for you.

she starts planning your wedding out for you.

At one point, she planned your whole damn wedding.

-[Collin laughing] -Dead-ass.

-[Collin laughing] -Dead-ass.

Well, I guess I just

haven't met the right person yet.

We can't all have the epic

Michael and Rachel love story, now, can we?

Michael and Rachel love story, now, can we?

Man, shut up. [laughing]

Do you think Natalie's gonna show up?

Do you think Natalie's gonna show up?

She always says she will, but something always comes up.

[Rachel] Well, even Danny made it.

[Rachel] Well, even Danny made it.

How is he still exactly the same?

And so she's choking me,

And so she's choking me,

and I realize I forgot to give her a safe word,

and so she's-- And I'm, like, hitting her, and she's laugh--

-[phone buzzing] -Hold on.

Oh, shit, Nat wants us to meet her down on the wharf.

Oh, all right.

[Collin laughs]

This girl knows how to make an entrance.

What's up, bitches?

Woo! Let's do this.

-Oh! Oh! -[Natalie screams]

-Oh! Oh! -[Natalie screams]

[Collin] Shit.

[laughing] Oh, God.

Yes, yes!

Yes, yes!

[women laughing]

Nat, Nat, here, check it out, check it out.

You fall in right... there.

-Ugh. -I'll send it to you.

-Ugh. -I'll send it to you.

Ah, great.

Here you go, little mermaid.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, thank you.

[sighs]

It's my own fault. Ooh.

I wore inappropriate shoes.

I wore inappropriate shoes.

I am so sorry, are you sure that I can't wash your clothes?

[Natalie] It's fine.

And I'm really digging this retro husky sweatshirt.

And I'm really digging this retro husky sweatshirt.

We would have picked you up.

Well, the surgery went quicker than usual.

Well, the surgery went quicker than usual.

Plus, I, uh, I had to surprise you all

with my dramatic entrance.

with my dramatic entrance.

Well, you succeeded.

[laughs] Yes, you did.

[Michael] You are amazing.

I just whipped through brain surgery,

I just whipped through brain surgery,

and I came over here.

Well, the guy died, so there was really no point in continuing.

Well, the guy died, so there was really no point in continuing.

It's okay. People die.

He had less than a 10% chance

He had less than a 10% chance

of surviving the surgery to begin with, so...

How do you do it?

The whole death thing? That shit freaks me out.

The whole death thing? That shit freaks me out.

Well, I take comfort in the fact that I didn't kill him.

My job was to fix his brain.

My job was to fix his brain.

The tear his aorta, that's what killed him.

And that's somebody else's job.

It's when you fuck up.

It's when you fuck up.

When someone dies, the shit gets real.

So I celebrate the successes, and I drink.

So I celebrate the successes, and I drink.

Speaking of which, do you have anything stronger?

-Bourbon. Neat. -Oh.

It's like you've known me since I was underage.

[all laughing]

[all laughing]

Oh, God, that's good.

You're breaking out the fancy shit.

-Hmm. -What's the occasion?

-Hmm. -What's the occasion?

Twenty-five years since we all graduated from college.

Did you not get the ornate handmade invitation

Did you not get the ornate handmade invitation

-Rachel sent out? -Hmm.

Now, when was the last time the six of us were all together?

Uh, your hall of fame induction ceremony.

Uh, your hall of fame induction ceremony.

That was Emma's graduation,

so I couldn't make it that weekend.

It was the surprise birthday party

It was the surprise birthday party

that Bryan threw me.

No, I woke up in Vegas, missed that party.

How-- Never mind. I also wasn't there.

How-- Never mind. I also wasn't there.

It was my baby shower for Mavlyn.

-No way. Mavlyn's eight. -Mm-hmm.

-No way. Mavlyn's eight. -Mm-hmm.

We haven't all been together in the same place

in eight years?

Well, I would like to propose a toast.

Well, I would like to propose a toast.

To our lovely hosts,

who are still as disgustingly beautiful a couple

who are still as disgustingly beautiful a couple

as they were back in the day.

We all hate you.

We all hate you.

-To old friends. -[all] To old friends.

Okay. Okay. Okay. I missed you guys, too.

Okay. Okay. Okay. I missed you guys, too.

Now let's stop talking about how sad and old we are,

and let's get fucked up.

and let's get fucked up.

-Okay. I'm in. -Oh, my God, no.

[party music playing over speaker]

[party music playing over speaker]

[Collin] Oh yeah! There we go!

[all cheering, shouting]

[all cheering, shouting]

[Carrie] Michael, stop cleaning!

Hey, come back!

This party is just getting started.

Oh yeah, here we go.

-[Carrie] Oh, he's getting-- -Oh, here we go.

-[Carrie] Oh, he's getting-- -Oh, here we go.

Look at you!

[laughs]

[Carrie laughing]

[Rachel] Michael.

Michael!

Michael!

What are you doing?

You're disturbing me.

[scoffs]

[Collin] Yeah!

[cheering, laughter]

[cheering, laughter]

[laughter]

[Carrie, Rachel laughing]

[Carrie] You can't just say that, and then--

[Carrie] You can't just say that, and then--

[both laughing]

I'm getting all hot in the face.

I'm getting all hot in the face.

-Hey. -Hey.

Oh...

Oh, no thanks.

Oh, no thanks.

What? They do drug tests on sportscasters now?

[Collin grunts]

[Collin grunts]

-[Collin coughing] -[Natalie laughs]

-[Collin coughing] -[Natalie laughs]

-You are a terrible influence. -Yes. Yes, I am.

So we just gonna be smoking in the house?

Oh, uh, we-- we opened the, uh--

-What? -Is that Danny's? No.

-[Collin laughing] -Hey.

-[Collin laughing] -Hey.

-What is this? -Hey. Hey. Hey.

-[music stops] -Hey!

Hey, listen, it's getting kind of late,

so I thought I would show everybody

so I thought I would show everybody

where they're sleeping.

It's still light out.

See, even the PTA mom thinks it's too early to go to bed.

See, even the PTA mom thinks it's too early to go to bed.

-Hey! -Are you not on the PTA?

I am.

I am.

Okay, there was no mention of sleep, period,

when I agreed to this mess.

-I'm not-- I just-- -Very funny, Michael.

He's joking. Obviously.

He's joking. Obviously.

-I joke better than that. -He's joking.

[Michael] Here, all right, do what you want.

[music app chimes]

[retro dance music playing]

Oh!

Oh. Wow.

♪ Baby don't be that way ♪

♪ Baby don't be that way ♪

♪ We're gonna rock this thing ♪

Woo!

♪ Baby, want you to stay ♪

Yeah, uh-huh! No!

No! No. [laughs]

No! No. [laughs]

Maybe take it easy on the drinking.

Maybe take it easy on the drinking.

Rachel, I'm serious.

Michael, I am fine, please stop.

Michael, I am fine, please stop.

-Let loose, have another drink. -I don't want another drink.

Michael, I am fine, I'm an adult.

Michael, I am fine, I'm an adult.

I know what I can handle.

Oh, fuck.

-Hey. -Hey. [laughs nervously]

-Hey. -Hey. [laughs nervously]

Oh!

[glass shatters]

[Collin] Michael, is that your cell phone up there?

-[Danny] I got land-- -[Collin] Michael!

[Collin] I think it's so cool you guys have a sailboat.

I would have killed for this as a kid.

I would have killed for this as a kid.

I would have killed for my dad to not beat me

with a belt, but hey, you can't have everything.

with a belt, but hey, you can't have everything.

Why do you always gotta make everything so dark?

[grunts] It's what I do, Collin.

I live to make those around me uncomfortable.

Oh, shit.

Speaking of the past...

Speaking of the past...

-Is that acid? -Yes, sir.

-Where did you get acid? -Bucky McAllister.

-Where did you get acid? -Bucky McAllister.

You want some?

-From our freshman year. -Uh-huh.

Yeah, no, no, I-- I don't want a hit of your 29-year-old acid.

Yeah, no, no, I-- I don't want a hit of your 29-year-old acid.

Michael?

-Hello, Michael. -Yeah, sorry.

-Hello, Michael. -Yeah, sorry.

Danny was wondering if you wanted a hit of his '90s acid.

I'm good, thanks.

[scoffs] Your loss.

[scoffs] Your loss.

I'm gonna do my trip in the nature.

I'm gonna do my trip in the nature.

I'll leave that right there,

in case you gentlemen change your minds.

Yeah. I'm not. [laughs]

Yeah. I'm not. [laughs]

[Danny] Okay, man overboard.

That man is insane.

I don't get it.

You and him working together, living together.

You and him working together, living together.

Uh, that's not charity, you know.

He works hard.

When you're surrounded by yes people,

When you're surrounded by yes people,

it's nice to have someone who tells you like it is.

He's not in charge of your finances, is he?

He's not in charge of your finances, is he?

Oh, hell no.

[Collin] Oh, man, I'd check the line, but...

[Collin] Oh, man, I'd check the line, but...

-[Michael] Buddy. -[Collin] Whoa!

[Collin laughing]

[Collin laughing]

[Michael] It's not easy,

the things you've got to deal with sometimes.

-Go carefully. -Yeah.

♪ I find myself so close ♪

Like, I've seen a birth.

Like, I've seen a birth.

I had to do a rotation in obtetrics.

I had to do a rotation in obtetrics.

Oh, I said it.

Obstetrics.

-Yeah. -That's the one.

-Yeah. -That's the one.

So I've seen it.

And I understand how the human body works.

And I understand how the human body works.

But I still don't get it.

You know, I don't get it.

You know, I don't get it.

And I never knew a human could experience

that much pain, and not die, ohh!

that much pain, and not die, ohh!

All of my births were incredible.

I felt superhuman.

Everything got clear, and focused.

Everything got clear, and focused.

Screw you.

Give it to me.

Give it to me.

Emma's giant head ripped me to shreds.

Emma's giant head ripped me to shreds.

[Nat] Ugh.

And I had an emergency C-section,

because Bridge and Riley's cords were wrapped around each other.

because Bridge and Riley's cords were wrapped around each other.

[Rachel] Ooh.

My children actually tried to kill each other in the womb.

My children actually tried to kill each other in the womb.

This is why you have babies in a hospital,

where there are doctors.

where there are doctors.

[Carrie] And drugs.

[Nat] Here, here, sister.

To drugs.

[music plays softly in the background]

[music plays softly in the background]

-I think I missed it. -Missed what?

-I think I missed it. -Missed what?

Life.

I am a fucking amazing neurosurgeon.

I am a fucking amazing neurosurgeon.

I make a shit-ton of money.

Like, it's actually insane how much they pay me.

Like, it's actually insane how much they pay me.

Mhmm.

But I put everything else off.

But I put everything else off.

Relationships. Kids.

Vacations.

Fucking book club.

Actually, book club is pretty great.

Actually, book club is pretty great.

Yeah, it is, yeah.

I come home to a beautifully decorated

but very empty apartment,

but very empty apartment,

and I think, "What's the point?"

I have kids and a husband,

and I still come home to an empty house.

and I still come home to an empty house.

What do you mean?

Bryan and I work insane hours

to pay for our kids to go to college,

to pay for our kids to go to college,

and not drown in student debt.

I don't think I've bought myself

a new piece of clothing in years.

Ugh, take mine, you can have them.

I've got so many.

I've got so many.

I'm not going to fit in your clothes.

But I will take your shoes.

-The ones with the red soles? -Done. Take them.

-The ones with the red soles? -Done. Take them.

[Carrie] Okay.

What if I pay for your kids to go to college?

What if I pay for your kids to go to college?

Will they take care of me when I'm old?

This is the point of children, yes?

This is the point of children, yes?

You're right. My kids are jerks.

But your kids are wonderful.

[laughs]

Mm...

I just realized, I have been,

I just realized, I have been,

for my entire adult life, mom.

I mean, I love my kids,

but it is so frigging hard.

but it is so frigging hard.

Once they all leave, what--

what the hell am I supposed to do?

what the hell am I supposed to do?

Well, you'll have time to figure that out,

because kids stay at home until they're like, 38 now.

because kids stay at home until they're like, 38 now.

Oh, my God.

Maybe that would be worse. [laughing]

Maybe that would be worse. [laughing]

I really want chips.

[Rachel sobs quietly]

[Rachel sobs quietly]

-[whimpers] -[Carrie] Oh.

Hey, Rach, are you okay?

We don't have to have chips.

We don't have to have chips.

No, it's just the wine and the weed

and the talk of kids. [laughs]

[Carrie] Yeah.

I'm feeling the pot.

[sighs]

[sighs]

I think the ceiling is moving.

[Rachel laughs]

Now I really want popcorn.

Now I really want popcorn.

[gasps] Or jelly beans.

Nat, it's not too late.

Nat, it's not too late.

Nothing is ever too late.

Yeah, I know.

Yeah, I know.

[Rachel] And Car, it's not too late to make changes, either.

Your kids growing up means that there's more time

for you and Bryan.

You guys should travel.

Go to Spain or Italy.

[Nat] We should go.

[Nat] We should go.

A girls trip. To Italy.

We could drink wine, eat pizza.

We could drink wine, eat pizza.

-Mm, pizza. -Mm!

[laughs] Oh, my God,

that would be amazing.

that would be amazing.

That does sound amazing.

Done. I will book it.

Done. I will book it.

As soon as I can see straight.

[all laughing]

[all laughing]

I'm gonna get some--

I'm gonna get some--

[Rachel] I'm going to get some more wine.

Okay. [laughs]

What's so funny?

I know it might not seem like a big deal

to go from be-- being a sportscaster

to go from be-- being a sportscaster

to a morning talk show host.

They're both on TV. Yeah, but it's different, man.

I-- I know football. And I'm good at football.

I-- I know football. And I'm good at football.

But-- but now-- now I have to be good at fashion and celebrities.

But-- but now-- now I have to be good at fashion and celebrities.

You know, interview people about their movies.

I'm terrified.

[Michael laughing] Oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God.

[Michael laughing] Oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God.

Stop. Stop. Stop.

Yes, I get it, what you do is hard.

Yes, I get it, what you do is hard.

But terrifying? Come on.

I mean, everything you've ever done,

I mean, everything you've ever done,

you've done well, you have women who want to be with you.

You have men that, like, literally want to be you.

You have men that, like, literally want to be you.

There are people out here, like myself,

who live a real life, and have real problems.

who live a real life, and have real problems.

Like real fucking problems, Collin.

Like, you don't have...

Like, you don't have...

[sighs]

...to plan shit, right?

Like, the planning, like, life doesn't always

Like, the planning, like, life doesn't always

happen the way you plan it, even if you did plan it.

Right, like, it all blows up in your fucking face.

You don't have a wife and kids

You don't have a wife and kids

who you-- Who rely and count on you.

And, like, you have to make sure they're happy,

And, like, you have to make sure they're happy,

and healthy, and safe.

And you don't have to answer

And you don't have to answer

to anyone.

What's going on, Michael?

No, I'm sorry.

No! I'm sorry.

No! I'm sorry.

I should have done better.

-No. -Yes.

-No, I am so selfish. -No.

-No, I am so selfish. -No.

It must have been so hard for you.

Like...

Like...

you have so many words to learn.

-I have so many words? -Yeah.

-I have so many words? -Yeah.

I watch ER, it's, like...

-so many words. -That is such an old reference.

-so many words. -That is such an old reference.

Like, there are so many

more newer doctor shows to watch.

more newer doctor shows to watch.

I-- I just watched ER.

-It's really good. -I know.

-It's really good. -I know.

Yeah. It's on-- It's on-- streaming.

[sighs]

I have no life.

I have no life.

No, no, but you--

you had babies.

you had babies.

Yes. You had babies.

You and Bryan, you combined your DNA.

You and Bryan, you combined your DNA.

And you made live humans.

And I should have been there.

And I should have been there.

I should have been there to-- to see them

do what kids do, like--

do what kids do, like--

Oh, my God, I have no idea what kids do.

Oh, my God, I have no idea what kids do.

[lighter clicks]

[breathing raggedly]

Come on.

[sighs]

Jesus! Be-- Be careful. [laughing]

-Nice work. -Thank you.

-Nice work. -Thank you.

[laughs]

-You having fun? -Oh, yeah.

Yeah, it's great. Yeah.

Yeah, it's great. Yeah.

I'm kind of bummed, though,

I found this acid at my parents' house.

I thought it'd be kind of cool to take it,

I thought it'd be kind of cool to take it,

but either it's lost its potency

or Bucky sold me shit in the first place.

Or I'm going to be high as fuck in, like, 11 minutes.

Or I'm going to be high as fuck in, like, 11 minutes.

[laughing] I remember that guy, Bucky.

Didn't he also sell term papers in high school?

Didn't he also sell term papers in high school?

-Yeah. -Yeah.

Yeah, it's probably shit to begin with.

[both laughing]

[both laughing]

So, uh, what are you ladies doing?

Pillow fights and practicing your French kissing, I hope.

Pillow fights and practicing your French kissing, I hope.

For someone who's been with a lot of women,

you really don't understand them, do you?

you really don't understand them, do you?

I guess they'd need to stick around for more than one night.

-I'm so sorry. -Oh, no, that's okay.

No, I'm so-- I'm so sorry.

I just-- No, it's not okay.

I just-- No, it's not okay.

I'm sorry, I do not-- I did not mean--

-Hey. -Hey, what? Huh?

Everyone okay in here?

[laughs nervously] We were-- I was just-- I was just saying

[laughs nervously] We were-- I was just-- I was just saying

that I think maybe we should go swimming.

-[Carrie] What? -Yeah, we-- we should just go.

We should just go, just go-- Just go jump off the dock,

We should just go, just go-- Just go jump off the dock,

-and go swimming, right? -Okay.

Yeah, come on, let's go.

Gonna go swimming.

Gonna go swimming.

-Nat! -[Nat] Yeah?

-[Carrie] Nat! -[Nat] What?

-[Carrie] Nat! -[Nat] What?

I planned--

planned for another life, you know.

planned for another life, you know.

I mean, I could have been a fucking superhero.

Your wife has decided that we are going swimming.

-What? -I don't know what to tell you.

-What? -I don't know what to tell you.

A woman wants what she wants.

Ooh. Okay.

Yeah, all right, it's your wife, come on. [grunts]

Yeah, all right, it's your wife, come on. [grunts]

Everybody's drunk, we're not supposed to be

in the water when we're drunk.

in the water when we're drunk.

[Collin] Oh, God, come on. [grunts]

[Collin] Oh, God, come on. [grunts]

[Nat] Oh, my God!

[Rachel screaming]

Are you insane?

Are you insane?

Oh, my God!

[overlapping shouting]

[overlapping shouting]

What are you doing? What are you doing?

-Come on! -Ohh!

-You're going in. -No!

-You're going in. -No!

-Come on! Come on! -No!

[all shouting at once]

[all shouting at once]

[Danny] I'm getting out.

[all screaming at once]

[all screaming at once]

[Carrie] Oh my God! Oh my God!

-Oh my God! -Oh my God!

-Oh my God -[all laughing and shouting]!

-Oh my God -[all laughing and shouting]!

No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

Ohhh!

Ohhh!

[laughing]

[cheering, laughing]

[cheering, laughing]

Woo!

Woo!

[Nat] Listen! [laughing]

[Danny] You know where the Aspirin is?

My fucking head's going to explode.

My fucking head's going to explode.

Morning, sunshines.

[Carrie] What is wrong with you?

[Carrie] What is wrong with you?

[Collin] Coffee, yes. Hook me up!

You look like you got 12 hours of sleep.

You look like you got 12 hours of sleep.

That's really annoying.

-I drank lots of water. -Mm-hmm.

I won't tell her I already went for a run.

That's probably a good idea.

That's probably a good idea.

You look like shit.

Yep.

Yep.

You okay?

Yep.

Yep.

Last night was fun, wasn't it?

Last night was fun, wasn't it?

Mm-hmm.

Hey, I missed a call from Bryan,

and I can't seem to get a signal.

and I can't seem to get a signal.

You can get a signal over there by the water.

I'm sorry, is that a Blackberry?

Yeah, so?

Yeah, so?

-Thanks. -Hello? Oh, shit, it's 2007.

They want to get their phone back, is that--

[Carrie] Hilarious.

Because the joke is the phone is old.

House in the woods, old friends over for a weekend...

House in the woods, old friends over for a weekend...

I just wanted to say

I'm really sorry about my behavior last night.

This is a house on a beach.

This is a house on a beach.

Well, a house on a beach isn't scary, Nat.

Don't be messing with my narrative.

If you ever need to talk, just let me know.

If you ever need to talk, just let me know.

[Danny] What are you guys talking about?

Nothing. Why you being so nosy?

Nothing. Why you being so nosy?

I don't know, it's in my nature.

Hey, um, how come Rachel wasn't there

Hey, um, how come Rachel wasn't there

when we watched Nightmare on Elm Street,

and we had to peel you off the ceiling?

Was it because Michael and Natalie were dating?

Was it because Michael and Natalie were dating?

He really does remember everything.

He brought that up just so he could say that.

He brought that up just so he could say that.

Yes, he did.

[Michael] Well, we did date,

and it was absolutely beautiful

for about five minutes, wasn't it?

for about five minutes, wasn't it?

Mm-hmm.

He could not tame my wild heart.

Yeah, so-- so you introduced Rachel and Michael?

Yeah, so-- so you introduced Rachel and Michael?

Yes, I take credit for all of this.

Technically, no, I answered an ad

for a singer in the band,

and there was this tall, handsome musician

and there was this tall, handsome musician

standing behind the keyboard.

Most beautiful voice I ever heard.

And that would be why Michael and I didn't work out.

And that would be why Michael and I didn't work out.

Although, after your first show,

Although, after your first show,

I did go home with a very handsome man

named Enrique.

Oh, yeah, I wonder whatever happened to Enrique.

Oh, yeah, I wonder whatever happened to Enrique.

Oh, who cares? Dude gave me chlamydia.

-[Collin laughing] -[Danny coughing]

-[Collin laughing] -[Danny coughing]

Got to warn me.

Hmm.

[Carrie] I don't know.

Well, can't you just figure it out?

I'll just keep thinking about what's only in the freezer,

I'll just keep thinking about what's only in the freezer,

but, actually--

[Michael] Hey, lady.

[Carrie] Okay. I've gotta go. Bye.

Lady.

Lady.

[instant camera whirring]

-Voila. -How did you know?

-Voila. -How did you know?

-And voila. -[Carrie laughing]

Oh, thank you.

-There you go. -Love it.

How is Bryan?

Honestly? I'm not sure.

Honestly? I'm not sure.

Things have been...

Things have been...

strained.

Different. Yeah, I don't know.

I'm sorry, Carrie. I didn't-- I didn't know.

No one does.

No one does.

It's the one thing I've accomplished, you know?

Strong marriage. Good kids.

Strong marriage. Good kids.

I don't have that, I...

[Michael] Listen.

The only thing we can do right now...

The only thing we can do right now...

is go in that house,

eat some eggs, some bacon,

figure out what the next step is.

I love you, baby. I'm so sorry, Carrie. Don't cry.

I love you, baby. I'm so sorry, Carrie. Don't cry.

Or cry. Go for it, I don't care.

Like, just get it out, before we go back up there.

Like, just get it out, before we go back up there.

-Thank you. -Mm-hmm.

-Thank you. -Mm-hmm.

Michael, there's something wrong, isn't there?

Michael, there's something wrong, isn't there?

[sentimental piano music building]

[sentimental piano music building]

Yeah. I think so.

[sighs]

[sighs]

So do you think it was the weed or the tequila, huh?

-Or did you-- -There was no tequila.

-Or did you-- -There was no tequila.

You're so old, you don't remember

-we had tequila last night? -Oh, my God.

-Oh, thanks, baby. -You're welcome.

-Oh, thanks, baby. -You're welcome.

Isn't it a little early for beer?

Isn't it a little early for a "samosa"?

A mimosa is a socially acceptable breakfast drink.

A mimosa is a socially acceptable breakfast drink.

-You're so classy, baby. -Yes, I am.

Okay, so I have a full day of island adventures

Okay, so I have a full day of island adventures

planned for us all.

Oh, Rach, I love you,

but I just want to sit on my ass all day,

read a book, start happy hour,

read a book, start happy hour,

like, now.

-What? -And Danny and I were hoping

to hit the golf course.

And by hoping, he means we've already booked a tee time,

And by hoping, he means we've already booked a tee time,

and we want to hit some balls with a driving range.

No, no, no, no, no. I had it all planned.

Go to the cove, visit the shops, you know,

take a hike, maybe go to the farmer's market,

take the boat out, it--

What, not even a hike?

You guys, this is one of the most beautiful places

you will ever see, and I--

you will ever see, and I--

I need to show you all of my favorite spots, and I--

I'll go on a hike with you.

I'll go on a hike with you.

If going on a hike is important to you, Rach,

-then I'll go. -Thank you.

Despite the fact that I did not bring the appropriate footwear.

Despite the fact that I did not bring the appropriate footwear.

Well, you can borrow something.

Okay, it's settled, then, perfect.

Just make sure you're back for dinner tonight.

Just make sure you're back for dinner tonight.

Done, so, what's on the agenda for tonight?

Oh, it really hope it's not a surprise, I hate surprises.

Oh, it really hope it's not a surprise, I hate surprises.

[Collin] Surprises are lame.

Oh, come on, let's be spontaneous.

Let her surprise us if she wants.

Let her surprise us if she wants.

-Thank you, Carrie. -I'm sorry,

did you say you wanted to be spontaneous?

-I'm spontaneous. -[Danny] Ah, ah, ah, ah.

You used to be spontaneous.

You used to be spontaneous.

-I can be spontaneous. -[Collin laughing]

I showed up here, didn't I?

I showed up here, didn't I?

This was planned a year in advance.

[all laughing]

Fuck!

Fuck!

Oh, and ladies and gentlemen,

there is the Carrie that we used to know and love.

You're right.

I don't say fuck anymore.

I say "fudge."

Because that's what good mothers do, right?

Wouldn't want Donna Gleeman to hear me swear.

Who the fuck is Donna Gleeman?

Who the fuck is Donna Gleeman?

I used to be fun and spontaneous.

When we were first married,

Bryan would surprise me all the time.

But now...

But now...

every day is the same.

Like, every week is exactly the same.

Like, every week is exactly the same.

I go to work, Monday to Friday,

8:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m.

I come home, I make dinner.

I come home, I make dinner.

Lots of people have schedules.

No, I know, but, like, every week

is exactly the same.

is exactly the same.

Oh, shit.

I know?

I tried so hard to get into a routine.

Because I read in some parenting book

that routines are important.

So I became obsessed with routine,

and routined myself right into being my mother.

and routined myself right into being my mother.

We even schedule sex.

Or at least we did when we were still having it.

Oh, that's why you were flirting with Rachel's brother.

[whispering] Well, she was, and then her face got all pink.

-Shut up. -He's right.

-I'm pathetic. -Carrie, you're not pathetic.

-I'm pathetic. -Carrie, you're not pathetic.

Carrie.

[whispering] Seriously?

Why would you do that?

[sighs]

[sighs]

[Carrie] Rach, you ready to go?

Yeah, I'll be right there.

[Danny] Coming here make you feel old?

[Collin] We are old.

No, they're old, we're not old.

No, they're old, we're not old.

We're all around the same age, bro.

So, uh...

So, uh...

Rachel kissed me last night.

-What? -Yeah, I don't know.

She was, like, drunk or possessed, or something.

She was, like, drunk or possessed, or something.

-What did you do? -Nothing, I swear.

She just came up, and kissed me.

She just came up, and kissed me.

Whatever, man. I shouldn't have said anything.

You still in love with her?

You still in love with her?

No.

-[Danny] Oh. -[Collin] Clearly not.

-[Danny] Oh. -[Collin] Clearly not.

Look, I know she's married. I was at the wedding.

Look, I know she's married. I was at the wedding.

Look, man, maybe she just felt bad for your sorry ass,

or maybe that ass of yours wasn't shit after all.

or maybe that ass of yours wasn't shit after all.

But for your own sake,

don't go creating something that isn't there.

don't go creating something that isn't there.

-Please. -Thank you, Dr. Phil.

-Oh, f-- -[Collin] Oh, we should have

put money on this.

Whatever, man, I shouldn't have told you anything.

[Collin laughing]

[Collin laughing]

[Carrie panting]

Why? Why?

Why? Why?

Rach.

Rach.

Oh my God.

[panting heavily]

[panting heavily]

Holy crap.

Told you it was worth it.

This is my favorite place.

[Carrie] It's so beautiful.

Sorry, just give me a second.

Sorry, just give me a second.

You know, you should really take better care of yourself, Carrie.

Well, that's a bit judgy.

Well, that's a bit judgy.

No, I'm not being judgy, I'm just saying it's important

to take care of your health because you-- you never know.

Sorry, not all of us have a lawyer husband

Sorry, not all of us have a lawyer husband

and a big fat inheritance.

I'm sure if I wasn't always working,

I'm sure if I wasn't always working,

I'd have time to exercise.

Wow.

Where did that come from?

Where did that come from?

You can be so controlling sometimes.

I am not controlling.

Really?

I'm on vacation without my family for the first time

I'm on vacation without my family for the first time

in God knows how long.

in God knows how long.

And I don't want to be hiking.

I want to be sitting on the patio, drinking with Nat.

I want to be sitting on the patio, drinking with Nat.

But here we are.

[sighs]

[sighs]

I'm sorry.

-It's okay. -No, it's not.

You've always been there for me, and sometimes I'm selfish.

You've always been there for me, and sometimes I'm selfish.

I never told you how proud I am of you.

I never told you how proud I am of you.

The way you dove into motherhood, even though you--

The way you dove into motherhood, even though you--

[soft music playing]

I had no idea how bad your marriage was

I had no idea how bad your marriage was

or how unhappy you are.

I don't know, because...

I never asked.

Well, I probably wouldn't have told you.

So there you go.

I'm sure there's things you don't tell me.

This getting old thing sucks.

This getting old thing sucks.

♪

♪

Rach?

Rach?

Do you ever just want to scream at the top of your lungs?

Do you ever just want to scream at the top of your lungs?

Like everything inside you is just building

to its boiling point, and you're going to explode

unless you get it out?

unless you get it out?

-You okay? -No.

And neither are you.

You can't keep that shit locked up inside of you, Carrie.

You have to get it out.

You have to get it out.

♪

[screaming]

[screaming]

Okay.

[sighs]

It's okay.

Maybe you're not ready.

Come on. I'll race you to the bottom.

Come on. I'll race you to the bottom.

Come on.

[Nat] Hey.

[Michael] Hey.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

I'm embracing the day drinking.

Give me one of those.

Thank you.

Ah. Oh.

Jesus, I feel like crap.

Jesus, I feel like crap.

You guys got some strong-ass weed here.

You guys got some strong-ass weed here.

-It's like medical grade. -That's because it is.

It's very quiet here.

You get used to it.

Silence scares me.

Silence scares me.

That's why I'm never in my apartment.

[Michael laughing]

Silence when I'm alone is deafening.

Silence when I'm alone is deafening.

[sighs]

[sighs]

I've been practicing

going into the silence.

No shit.

You're, like, meditating.

You're, like, meditating.

Thing is, right now...

I could use a little noise.

Don't you say a word.

-Oh! And it ain't over! -Oh! No, no, no, no, no.

All of the crowd goes wild! Oh, my gosh!

All of the crowd goes wild! Oh, my gosh!

[laughing]

Dude, you won a Superbowl,

Dude, you won a Superbowl,

-I got cut from JV. -Shut up.

Does it keep you up at night, man?

Does it keep you awake?

Oh, I love it!

Oh, I love it!

-It's not-- -[Danny laughing]

Who is it?

[phone vibrates]

Oh, shit.

I can fix this, come on.

[Carrie] Rach?

[birds chirping]

Rach?

Rach?

Where are you?

[gasps] Oh, my God.

[panting]

[panting]

Help!

Help!

Help!

[water trickling]

[sighs]

[sighs]

Fuck.

Fuck.

-[Carrie] Oh my God, oh! -Carrie.

[Carrie speaking indistinctly over phone]

Hey, calm down.

-Just what happened? -Call 911.

We should be on a boat

or a helicopter or whatever

on the way to a hospital.

I don't have any broken bones.

I don't have any broken bones.

You're a doctor, you looked me over.

-I'm fine. -Rachel.

You know.

I-- I'm saying can you please just hold the story?

I-- I'm saying can you please just hold the story?

Well, can you give me a day?

[scoffs] You know what? Fuck you, man.

[scoffs] You know what? Fuck you, man.

Hello? I said, fuck you, ma-- I'm saying fuck you, man.

Hello? I said, fuck you, ma-- I'm saying fuck you, man.

What?

No, we don't want to comment. Hello?

Thanks for nothing, you asshole.

Thanks for nothing, you asshole.

Hey.

-Hey. -Everything okay?

Yeah, yeah, it's fine. Don't worry about it.

Yeah, yeah, it's fine. Don't worry about it.

-How's Rach? -I don't know.

Nat kicked me out, told me to let her rest.

Nat kicked me out, told me to let her rest.

-Said she's fine, but-- -She probably is.

You're not worried?

You're not worried?

I'm worried about a lot of things, Carrie, okay?

Honestly, she's probably just embarrassed.

I've fallen down plenty in my life.

I've fallen down plenty in my life.

-I always feel dumb afterwards. -She was unconscious.

Look, you went for a hike, it was hot, you're old.

Look, you went for a hike, it was hot, you're old.

She probably got a concussion.

Sucks, but she'll be fine.

God, you're so dramatic.

Hold on, wait.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

You want?

[Carrie coughs]

You know, I'm not gonna lie to you.

When I heard someone fell, I was, like,

When I heard someone fell, I was, like,

90% sure it was you.

[both laughing]

[both laughing]

[exhales sharply]

[choppy breathing]

[Collin grunts] Just give me one sec.

[Collin sighs]

-It's been a day, huh? -Yeah.

Well, we should probably try to get some sleep.

Yeah, we could do that.

Oh, we could do something else.

Nat, I--

Nat.

Nat.

I can't.

-I-- I just-- -Yeah, no, it's fine.

-You should probably... -Yeah.

-You should probably... -Yeah.

I'm-- I'm sorry.

[waves lapping]

[waves lapping]

Fuck.

How long have you been awake?

I didn't sleep.

God, the reception is shit here.

God, the reception is shit here.

Look, we need to talk about this expose thing or whatever, okay?

Look, we need to talk about this expose thing or whatever, okay?

This is bullshit. I'm gonna rip him a new one.

It's done.

-What? -It-- it-- it's-- it's over.

-No. No. -Hey, look.

-I brought this on myself. -No, I can fix this.

It's my mess.

I'll deal with the ramifications.

[Rachel] Morning.

[Rachel] Morning.

-Morning. -Hey.

Let me talk to Alan.

Morning.

-Are you okay? -Yeah, I'm fine.

-Are you okay? -Yeah, I'm fine.

-Coffee? -Okay.

What the hell is going on, Rach?

What the hell is going on, Rach?

I'm fine, Carrie.

Ar-- Are you insane? You fainted.

I found you in a pile in the middle of the forest.

I found you in a pile in the middle of the forest.

-Are we gonna talk about this? -I smell coffee.

Hey, how'd you sleep?

Hey, how'd you sleep?

-[Carrie] What is happening? -Here.

-Hey. -Morning.

Can we all cut the bullshit, please?

Rachel fainted. She fell down a mountain.

Rachel fainted. She fell down a mountain.

I-- I feel like this is maybe something we should talk about.

Well, I didn't fall down a mountain.

Are you kidding me? You know what I mean.

Are you kidding me? You know what I mean.

Everything okay?

Carrie, maybe you should calm down.

Just give everyone a chance to wake up.

Just give everyone a chance to wake up.

I'm sorry, Natalie, but what the fuck

-does this have to do with you? -[Rachel] Okay, you guys.

-does this have to do with you? -[Rachel] Okay, you guys.

What does it have to do with you?

[Rachel] Guys.

I know it's a little difficult for you to understand,

I know it's a little difficult for you to understand,

but the world doesn't move all around you.

-Guys. Guys, come on. -What is that supposed to mean?

-Carrie, calm down. -I'm not being a drama queen.

She collapsed. How am I supposed to calm down?

-[Rachel] I didn't collapse. -Carrie, shut the fuck up.

-[Rachel] I didn't collapse. -Carrie, shut the fuck up.

-You shut up. -Oh, Jesus Christ.

-[Rachel] You guys, you guys. -I'm the one that's confused

-and being self-absorbed? -[Nat] Shut up.

-and being self-absorbed? -[Nat] Shut up.

I'm gay.

What?

I... am gay.

I... am gay.

[scoffs] Since when?

Since forever.

My God, Collin, why didn't you tell us?

I didn't tell anybody.

I didn't tell anybody.

It would have been career suicide.

I get keeping silent in the '90s, but now, it's--

I get keeping silent in the '90s, but now, it's--

How many openly gay professional athletes do you know,

playing or retired?

And more specifically, how many of them are Black?

And more specifically, how many of them are Black?

True.

Collin, I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry you had to go through that all alone.

I'm so sorry you had to go through that all alone.

So, why are you just telling us now?

So, why are you just telling us now?

Secrets have a way of bubbling to the surface, don't they?

Collin has an asshole ex

who's been threatening to go public.

He finally decided to do it.

I confirmed it last night with a guy I know at the Inquisitor.

I confirmed it last night with a guy I know at the Inquisitor.

Anyway, I got this piece of shit to sign an NDA,

but apparently he's changed his mind.

but apparently he's changed his mind.

We are going to sue his ass so fucking hard.

Hold on. You knew?

-Danny's always known. -What? How?

-Danny's always known. -What? How?

[Danny] I don't have boundaries.

I walked into his room one night.

I slipped up in college.

This guy wasn't who I thought he was.

He threatened to tell everyone.

No, I was ready to end it.

No, I was ready to end it.

Literally.

But...

But...

-Danny fixed it. -How?

Everybody's got something to be leveraged.

In this case, this guy preferred

In this case, this guy preferred

to buy his test scores instead of studying.

And you never said anything?

It wasn't my secret to tell.

It wasn't my secret to tell.

You did that for him.

Danny saved my life.

I owe you everything, man.

Whatever. It's what friends do.

I can't believe you did that.

I can't believe you did that.

It must have been so hard to keep that secret.

Carrie, I think you should tell him.

Carrie, I think you should tell him.

Jesus Christ, Rachel.

Tell me what?

Fuck.

Carrie.

-This is not the right time. -Yes, it's the perfect time.

-What are you talking about? -Tell him.

-What are you talking about? -Tell him.

Fuck it.

I had gone on a few dates with Brian

I had gone on a few dates with Brian

before you and I hooked up.

You two hooked up?

How did you not know that?

I didn't know that.

I didn't know that.

[Carrie] I liked you.

A lot.

So, I told Brian that I needed some space

So, I told Brian that I needed some space

and I wasn't sure, blah, blah, blah.

I was a dumb, naive kid

I was a dumb, naive kid

and I thought it meant something with you.

But after I saw you with Jenny Griever...

Jenny Griever, such a bitch.

Jenny Griever, such a bitch.

-What? -I was-- she was--

angry, and hurt,

but not surprised.

I felt pretty stupid.

And then I started dating Brian again.

He was sweet and kind.

And when I found out I was pregnant,

And when I found out I was pregnant,

he was so wonderful,

so willing to step up and do the right thing.

so willing to step up and do the right thing.

The thing is, timing-wise,

The thing is, timing-wise,

-with Emma... -No.

[Collin grunts]

[Collin grunts]

Wait. What?

He didn't know that there was an overlap

He didn't know that there was an overlap

and I wasn't on the pill

and there just wasn't any way to know.

It could have been Brian's, but it also could have been...

It could have been Brian's, but it also could have been...

I told Brian and he said it didn't matter.

I told Brian and he said it didn't matter.

He would support me and love me,

so I made it make sense.

so I made it make sense.

Why are you telling me this now?

Because of those stupid fucking family tree DNA tests, okay?

Because of those stupid fucking family tree DNA tests, okay?

Emma thought it would be fun to do them

and I don't know what the results are gonna say

and I don't know what the results are gonna say

and I don't know what to do if they are...

Are you fucking kidding me right now?

Are you fucking kidding me right now?

You were pregnant, you knew it could be mine,

and you didn't-- and you didn't tell me?

-[Michael] Danny. -Yes, Danny!

-[Michael] Danny. -Yes, Danny!

Because I was 22

and-- and you were fun

and laid-back and irresponsible

and laid-back and irresponsible

and there was no way you would have stepped up.

[Carrie sobbing]

[Carrie sobbing]

Brian was there

and he loved me,

and he would support me regardless,

and he would support me regardless,

so I did what I had to do.

I made that choice.

I made that choice.

I-- I know it might have not been the right choice,

-but it's what I did. -Fuck you, Carrie!

You have no idea what I would have done!

You have no idea what I would have done!

[Carrie] What?

We would have gotten married and lived happily ever after?

I don't know because you didn't fucking tell me!

I don't know because you didn't fucking tell me!

And you knew?

-Yes, Danny, but I couldn't-- -Rach, you fucking knew?

Hey, hey, there's no need to talk to my wife like that.

-It's fine, Michael, it's fine. -No, it's not fine.

-It's fine, Michael, it's fine. -No, it's not fine.

You don't just roll in my house

talking to my wife or anybody else--

Look, I'm sorry about your precious house rules,

Look, I'm sorry about your precious house rules,

but my fucking life is imploding right now!

You can't see that everybody else's

life is imploding right now?

Fuck you! Fuck you, man!

Fuck you! Fuck you, man!

-Fuck you! -No, fuck you!

-[Danny yells in pain] -Hey, hey, hey! Guys, guys!

I have a brain tumor!

What?

I have a brain tumor.

I have a brain tumor.

I didn't faint on that hike.

I... I had a seizure.

I... I had a seizure.

What do you mean you have a brain tumor?

Rachel has stage four.

Rachel has stage four.

Are you going to operate on her brain?

-It's inoperable. -What does that mean?

-It means-- -I know what the fuck it means!

-What the fuck is going on? -Calm down, Danny.

Don't tell me to calm down!

Are you fucking kidding me right now?

I might have a kid, he's hitting me,

I might have a kid, he's hitting me,

and Rachel's got a fucking brain tumor!

-Collin's gay. -I know Collin's gay!

-Collin's gay. -I know Collin's gay!

The fuck!

Come on, man. [muffled exclaims]

Come on, man. [muffled exclaims]

How long, Rach?

[Carrie sobbing] How long?

[Carrie sobbing] How long?

Well, that's the thing I wanted to talk to you guys about.

Well, that's the thing I wanted to talk to you guys about.

You're gay.

You don't know who the father of your child is.

You don't know who the father of your child is.

And Rachel,

And Rachel,

who has terminal brain cancer,

has decided to use doctor-assisted death

to end her life.

to end her life.

I don't have a secret.

I gotta say, I'm feeling really left out.

What is wrong with you?

Clearly nothing.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

[all laughing]

[water lapping]

[water lapping]

Can I join you?

This has been kind of a lot, huh?

This has been kind of a lot, huh?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

How can I answer that?

I mean, my life has been forever altered

I mean, my life has been forever altered

multiple times in the last hour.

And I feel like shit because it's not about me.

And I feel like shit because it's not about me.

You're the one that's dying.

Well, we're all dying, technically.

Yeah, but you schedule it in a fucking calendar.

Yeah, but you schedule it in a fucking calendar.

I didn't feel well for a while.

Headaches, memory issues.

Headaches, memory issues.

Signs that I saw that I ignored

because I was too busy being super mom.

because I was too busy being super mom.

I thought if I pretended that things didn't exist,

it would go away.

it would go away.

By the time I saw a doctor, it was too late.

-Rachel, I-- -If I hadn't been so stubborn,

-Rachel, I-- -If I hadn't been so stubborn,

so insistent on being everything for everyone,

then maybe things would be different.

It's all I can think about. Time.

How fleeting it is, how precious.

It's just all gone by so quickly.

It's just all gone by so quickly.

And I am so fucking angry.

[sobs]

I'm so angry at myself.

I'm so angry at myself.

At the world, but I can't be angry or sad for too long

because I have to be careful for everybody else,

because I have to be careful for everybody else,

so I just pretend like everything's fine.

And I pretend like everything is perfect.

And I pretend like everything is perfect.

But I'm not perfect.

To me, you've always been perfect.

["Hold You Dear" by The Secret Sisters]

["Hold You Dear" by The Secret Sisters]

♪ To the lover of my youth ♪

♪ To the lover of my youth ♪

♪ The solace for my age ♪

♪ My protection from what harms ♪

♪ My protection from what harms ♪

♪ You will reach for me ♪

♪ On our darkest days ♪

♪ On our darkest days ♪

♪ And I will come home to your arms ♪

♪ And I will hold you here ♪

♪ While my shadow's long ♪

♪ And my eyes are clear ♪

♪ And my eyes are clear ♪

♪ I know these days will pass away ♪

♪ I know these days will pass away ♪

♪ So I will hold you dear ♪

♪ So I will hold you dear ♪

♪

♪

She doesn't even look sick.

And this type of tumor is a bitch.

And this type of tumor is a bitch.

It is fast, it's aggressive.

It is fast, it's aggressive.

It's neurological.

So, she might look like Rachel, but soon, she...

So, she might look like Rachel, but soon, she...

won't be Rachel.

Would you do it?

If you had what she has, would you do it?

If you had what she has, would you do it?

It'll fucking hurt me.

It'll fucking hurt me.

♪ While my shadow's long ♪

Hey, we gotta go.

♪ And my eyes are clear ♪

♪ And my eyes are clear ♪

How are we gonna get through this?

♪ ...will pass away ♪

♪ ...will pass away ♪

♪ So I will hold you dear ♪

♪ So I will hold you dear ♪

[Danny] Thank you.

♪ I know these days will pass away ♪

♪ I know these days will pass away ♪

They got us on the 6 o'clock.

[Collin] Thanks, man.

♪ So I will hold you dear ♪

♪ So I will hold you dear ♪

♪ So I will hold you dear ♪

I know you young ones know what's going on,

but your mother wants to talk about it.

but your mother wants to talk about it.

What else is there to talk about?

What else is there to talk about?

The life of the little one.

[woman humming]

[woman humming]

Wow, wow. That was incredible.

Wow, wow. That was incredible.

That was way better than I could have ever anticipated.

I mean, honestly, at first I kind of just thought

that you were another sports player,

football player, whatever. Boring.

football player, whatever. Boring.

But you've got this charisma

and this charm that really works for you.

And that speech about you coming out,

And that speech about you coming out,

that was so emotional.

Those ratings gold, if you ask me.

[gasps] Oh, God.

[gasps] Oh, God.

Can I get some hairspray in here, please?

♪ I'm a paper, you're a moth to flame ♪

Gonna drive home.

♪ Could I light a match and burn again? ♪

Fuck.

♪ But my skin still smells like cinnamon ♪

Oh, geez.

["Paper Moth Flame" by Elissa Mielke]

["Paper Moth Flame" by Elissa Mielke]

♪ Did you say you were gentleman? ♪

♪ Did you say you were gentleman? ♪

♪ I know I am but feels like you pretend to ♪

♪ I know I am but feels like you pretend to ♪

♪ I go through the storm until the end ♪

♪ How about you? ♪

♪ How about you? ♪

♪ I can't be what you want me to ♪

♪ I can't be what you want me to ♪

♪ Feed your ego like the others do ♪

♪ Feed your ego like the others do ♪

Before, I'm with this guy from the corner,

Before, I'm with this guy from the corner,

and he's like, do you want me to [indistinct]

so I was like, sure.

And then he asked me for coffee after, and I was like,

no, and then, I was like, I'm gonna...

no, and then, I was like, I'm gonna...

[indistinct]

-Mom? -Mm-hmm?

You okay?

Yeah.

I'm fine.

♪ Strong now ♪

♪ Strong now ♪

[music fades]

[birds chirping]

[birds chirping]

You just gonna stand out here?

I don't know if I can do this.

Yeah, well...

Only one way to find out.

My mom's gonna die today.

So what, you think I should give you this beer?

So what, you think I should give you this beer?

Yes.

Can't do that.

Why? Because I'm underage?

Why? Because I'm underage?

No, because it's the last cold one.

[Mavlyn singing]

♪ London Bridge is falling down ♪

♪ London Bridge is falling down ♪

♪ Falling down, falling down ♪

♪ London Bridge is falling down ♪

♪ London Bridge is falling down ♪

♪ My fair lady ♪

♪ Build it up with wooden clay ♪

♪ Build it up with wooden clay ♪

♪ Wooden clay, wooden clay ♪

♪ Build it up with wooden clay ♪

♪ Build it up with wooden clay ♪

-♪ My fair lady ♪ -That is so beautiful.

-Sorry I'm late. -It's okay.

-[Nat] Is Bryan here? -[Carrie] No.

[Rachel] Hey, Car.

Why don't we give you two a minute?

I think I saw some ice cream that needs to be eaten.

I think I saw some ice cream that needs to be eaten.

Mmm, ice cream.

Mmm, ice cream.

You want to get some ice cream with Auntie Nat?

Why don't you see if Daddy needs some help upstairs, huh?

Why don't you see if Daddy needs some help upstairs, huh?

It's okay, Mom. I got this.

Come on, Mavlyn, let's go outside and play a game.

Come on, Mavlyn, let's go outside and play a game.

Okay.

Aunt Nat, I got it from here.

Just let me know if you need anything.

Just let me know if you need anything.

Thanks, bud.

[door slams close]

Is now a good time to go over a few things?

Yeah.

Yeah.

You can come closer.

You can come closer.

I won't bite.

I can't.

I can't.

It's okay to cry.

I want you to know

I want you to know

that I will be here for your kids.

Brian and I even talked about me moving to Bowen.

Brian and I even talked about me moving to Bowen.

The twins will be off to college soon,

The twins will be off to college soon,

so it'll be perfect.

I'll make sure that

Michael and the kids have everything they need.

Michael and the kids have everything they need.

-Car... -I know...

that I will never replace you.

But I promise you I will be here for everything.

-Don't. -What?

I want you to love my kids, Carrie,

I want you to love my kids, Carrie,

but you don't need to take care of them.

They are strong.

They are strong.

And Michael can do this. I know he can.

I thought you would want me to be here.

I thought you would want me to be here.

I want you to be happy.

[Rachel whispering] I want you to be happy.

[Rachel whispering] I want you to be happy.

You can come and visit my kids.

You have them for weekend sleepovers.

You have them for weekend sleepovers.

You come for Christmases. You take them sledding.

You take them to that little market that you love.

You take them to that little market that you love.

You tell them stories about me and about us.

I want you to tell them everything.

I'm not going to tell them everything.

No. [laughs]

I want you to take care of yourself.

Please.

-My sister. -Oh. [Carrie chuckles]

[both sigh]

-Sorry. -[Carrie chuckles]

-I'm interrupting. -No, no. Come on in.

How are you feeling?

Ugh.

Can we please talk about something else?

[chuckling]

[chuckling]

I met a really hot guy on Bumble.

Oh.

-What's a Bumble? -[all laughing]

-What's a Bumble? -[all laughing]

[Danny grunts]

Yeah. It's all in the wrist.

You're here to talk to me like I'm a little kid?

You're here to talk to me like I'm a little kid?

Tell me that this is what my mom wants

and she'll be at peace or whatever.

[scoffs] No.

Yeah, well, that's what everyone keeps doing.

Yeah, well, that's what everyone keeps doing.

And I'm getting really tired of it.

Because it's not the truth.

The truth is,

my mom is going to fucking die.

my mom is going to fucking die.

And just because she believes in God

and Heaven, doesn't make it real.

When you're dead...

When you're dead...

you're dead.

I'm sick of being treated like a fucking baby.

I'm sick of being treated like a fucking baby.

You should tell her that.

Tell her what?

Tell her how you feel.

And give her the opportunity to treat you like a grown-up.

[waves lapping]

[waves lapping]

This is your last chance.

This is your last chance.

Anything you don't say...

you're going to regret forever.

Trust me.

[Mavlyn sighs] Your turn.

-Um, do you have a seven? -That looks fun.

-Um, do you have a seven? -That looks fun.

And do you have a Jack?

And do you have a Jack?

[Mavlyn squeals]

[Mavlyn squeals]

Michael.

-Hmm? -Keep your heart open.

-[smacks lips] Rachel. -No.

-[smacks lips] Rachel. -No.

-I want you to be happy. -[Michael grunts]

Mom.

-Whoa. -I need to talk to you.

I'm going to need you to slow down, young one.

I'm going to need you to slow down, young one.

Your mother's resting.

[scoffs] Rest?

So she isn't too tired to kill herself?

So she isn't too tired to kill herself?

Okay, bring that tone all the way down.

It's fine, sweetie, it's fine.

-Let me talk to her, okay? -Yeah.

-Let me talk to her, okay? -Yeah.

Okay.

Kiss. All right, all right, all right.

Kiss. All right, all right, all right.

Honey.

I know that you are scared.

And angry.

I'm angry too.

I'm angry too.

I'm angry that there isn't more time.

That I'm not going to see you grow up,

That I'm not going to see you grow up,

or graduate, or walk down the aisle.

I am not going to be there for all of those moments,

and Isabelle, I am so, so sorry about that.

Honey.

You will survive this.

You will survive this.

You will.

And you will thrive.

[Isabelle sobbing]

I'm sorry, Mom.

I'm sorry, Mom.

-It's okay. It's okay. -[Isabelle crying]

-It's okay. -[Isabelle crying] Mommy.

-It's okay. -[Isabelle crying] Mommy.

It's okay.

It's okay.

My baby girl, it's okay.

[sobbing]

[footsteps approaching]

[footsteps approaching]

It's time.

[birds chirping]

[birds chirping]

Come on.

No, I can't.

This is it.

This is it.

You don't get a second chance to say goodbye.

I know.

It's okay.

Hey. I love you.

[sighs deeply]

[footsteps approaching]

I'm ready.

♪ Two points in time ♪

[Rachel and Isabelle singing] ♪ Two points form a line ♪

[Rachel and Isabelle singing] ♪ Two points form a line ♪

♪ And a line makes a horizon ♪

♪ And a line makes a horizon ♪

♪ With stars to point our way ♪

♪ Through all of our tomorrows from our yesterdays ♪

♪ Through all of our tomorrows from our yesterdays ♪

♪ Sometimes we lose our way ♪

♪ Stars reverse themselves on the lake ♪

♪ Stars reverse themselves on the lake ♪

♪ Dancing note to note ♪

♪ Elevation, trust ♪

♪ Elation, every chance we take ♪

♪ Elation, every chance we take ♪

♪ A horizon line ♪

♪ And just enough time ♪

♪ And the stars in your eyes ♪

♪ And the stars in your eyes ♪

♪ Look lovely tonight ♪

♪ Join your point to mine ♪

♪ Join your point to mine ♪

♪ It ain't fixed, but it's fine ♪

♪ With our bright, bright stars in the sky ♪

♪ With our bright, bright stars in the sky ♪

♪ Before you know ♪

♪ Before you even know ♪

♪ Before you know ♪

♪ Before you even know ♪

♪ Before you know ♪

♪ We're way fine ♪

♪ We're way fine ♪

[sighing tearfully]

[Nat sobs] Time of death:

18:52. [Nat sighs]

[Carrie sighs]

[Collin] Ben, let's get the kids out of here.

[Collin] Ben, let's get the kids out of here.

Hey.

[somber music playing]

[somber music playing]

♪ Lay you down now, wonder girl ♪

♪ Lay you down now, wonder girl ♪

♪ In your dreams wonder worlds ♪

♪ Rest your head for the winder of time ♪

♪ Rest your head for the winder of time ♪

♪ Under moon's kinder eye ♪

♪ Under moon's kinder eye ♪

♪ Night will hurry, so slumber swift ♪

♪ Night will hurry, so slumber swift ♪

♪ Worry none, number one ♪

♪ Worry none, number one ♪

♪ Wake you you happy under new sky ♪

♪ Wake you you happy under new sky ♪

♪ Smiling like Mother Sun ♪

♪ Smiling like Mother Sun ♪

♪ Little she ♪

[sighs heavily]

♪ Little every girl ♪

♪ Don't you cry ♪

♪ Don't you cry ♪

♪ Little she ♪

Is there something I should do?

Is there something I should do?

Yeah. [sniffles]

Yeah. [sniffles]

Pass me my wine.

♪ Your kinder eyes ♪

♪ Your kinder eyes ♪

[sobbing]

[screaming]

[heavy breathing]

[heavy breathing]

[screaming]

[panting, sobbing]

[breathing heavily]

[waves lapping]

[waves lapping]

[sea gulls squawking]

[sea gulls squawking]

[Collin] It's done.

Let me help you.

[Michael sobbing]

[crying]

[crying]

[waves lapping]

Hey ladies.

Hey ladies.

[upbeat sentimental music playing]

[Isabelle] Thank you so much for everything.

-I'm gonna go find my dad. -[Carrie] Okay.

♪ Two points in time ♪

♪ Two points form a line ♪

♪ And a line makes a horizon ♪

♪ And a line makes a horizon ♪

♪ With stars to point our way ♪

♪ Through all of our tomorrows from our yesterdays ♪

♪ Through all of our tomorrows from our yesterdays ♪

♪ Sometimes we lose our way ♪

♪ Stars reverse themselves on the lake ♪

♪ Stars reverse themselves on the lake ♪

♪ Dancing note to note ♪

♪ Elevation, trust ♪

♪ Elation, every chance we take ♪

♪ Elation, every chance we take ♪

♪ A horizon line and just enough time ♪

♪ A horizon line and just enough time ♪

♪ And the stars in your eyes ♪

♪ Look lovely tonight ♪

♪ Look lovely tonight ♪

Rachel would want us to get drunk.

♪ With our bright, bright stars in the sky ♪

[Ben] Go, go, catch her.

[Ben] Go, go, catch her.

♪ Before you know, before you even know ♪

[quiet conversation]

[quiet conversation]

-Hey. -Hey.

-Hey. -Hey.

[clears her throat] Hey.

[clears her throat] Hey.

[coughing]

Oh. Can I have a hit?

You shouldn't do drugs.

[scoffs] Pot's legal.

And, uh, I'm an adult.

And, uh, I'm an adult.

-So. -Well, that's one of us.

Hey, you okay?

Um, this is for you.

She wrote one for everybody.

She wrote one for everybody.

Oh, I read it, sorry.

Oh, I read it, sorry.

[laughs] That's okay.

What does it say?

Hmm.

You know, how much she loves you.

You know, how much she loves you.

And, uh,

something about New Orleans.

something about New Orleans.

I wish I hadn't read that part.

Or about you talking to me about sex and stuff,

Or about you talking to me about sex and stuff,

which, please don't.

If that's okay with you.

If that's okay with you.

No offense.

None taken.

Anything else I should know?

Yeah.

["Right Here, Right Now" by Jesus Jones]

To live.

♪ A woman on the radio talks about revolution ♪

♪ When it's already passed her by ♪

♪ When it's already passed her by ♪

♪ Bob Dylan didn't have this to sing about ♪

♪ You know it feels good to be alive ♪

♪ You know it feels good to be alive ♪

♪ I was alive and I waited, waited ♪

♪ I was alive and I waited, waited ♪

♪ I was alive and I waited for this ♪

♪ I was alive and I waited for this ♪

♪ Right here, right now ♪

♪ There is no other place I want to be ♪

♪ There is no other place I want to be ♪

♪ Right here, right now ♪

♪ Right here, right now ♪

♪ Watching the world wake up from history ♪

♪ Watching the world wake up from history ♪

♪ Oh, I saw the decade in ♪

♪ When it seemed the world could change ♪

♪ When it seemed the world could change ♪

♪ At the blink of an eye ♪

♪ And if anything ♪

♪ Then there's your sign of the times ♪

♪ Then there's your sign of the times ♪

♪ I was alive and I waited, waited ♪

♪ I was alive and I waited, waited ♪

♪ I was alive and I waited for this ♪

♪ Right here, right now ♪

♪ There is no other place I want to be ♪

♪ There is no other place I want to be ♪

♪ Right here, right now ♪

♪ Right here, right now ♪

♪ Watching the world wake up from history ♪

♪ Watching the world wake up from history ♪

♪ Right here, right now ♪

♪ There is no other place I want to be ♪

♪ There is no other place I want to be ♪

♪ Right here, right now ♪

♪ Right here, right now ♪

♪ Watching the world wake up from history ♪

♪ Watching the world wake up from history ♪

♪ Right here, right now ♪

So, what now?

So, what now?

♪ ...place I want to be ♪

♪ Right here, right now ♪

♪ Right here, right now ♪

We go swimming.

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["Meet You At The Light" by Desirée Dawson]

["Meet You At The Light" by Desirée Dawson]

♪ You're the skin that I lead with ♪

♪ You're the skin that I lead with ♪

♪ The heart that I love with ♪

♪ The feet that I walk on ♪

♪ The feet that I walk on ♪

♪ You're the words that I'm singing ♪

♪ The voice that keeps bringing ♪

♪ Togetherness so strong ♪

♪ Togetherness so strong ♪

♪ The high note in my laughter ♪

♪ And the warmth that comes right after ♪

♪ And the warmth that comes right after ♪

♪ You're the peace in my breathing ♪

♪ My green thumb and my sweet tooth ♪

♪ My green thumb and my sweet tooth ♪

♪ You're my drive and my rear view ♪

♪ You're the voice of reason ♪

♪ You're the voice of reason ♪

♪ And I am here 'cause you were here ♪

♪ And that is clear to me ♪

♪ And that is clear to me ♪

♪ And every time I think of you ♪

♪ It's the sweetest memories ♪

♪ I am here 'cause you are here ♪

♪ I am here 'cause you are here ♪

♪ Always guiding me ♪

♪ The light that shines in me ♪

♪ Ohh, I'll meet you at the light ♪

♪ Ohh, I'll meet you at the light ♪

♪ I'll meet you at the light ♪

♪ Shining bright, shining bright ♪

♪ Shining bright, shining bright ♪

♪ Meet you at the light ♪

♪ Shining bright, shining bright ♪

♪ Ohh, I'll meet you at the light ♪

♪ Ohh, I'll meet you at the light ♪

♪ I'll see you in the light, shining bright, shining bright ♪

♪ See you in the light, shining bright, shining bright ♪

♪ See you in the light, shining bright, shining bright ♪

♪ You're that push to keep going ♪

♪ You're that push to keep going ♪

♪ That sweet subtle knowing ♪

♪ Where there's a will there's a way ♪

♪ The hope in the heartache ♪

♪ The lessons in mistakes ♪

♪ Plant seeds for another day ♪

♪ Plant seeds for another day ♪

♪ You're all of those things and more ♪

♪ You help me have the strength to explore ♪

♪ My first reason to travel ♪

♪ My first reason to travel ♪

♪ Choose love in a battle ♪

♪ To know there's so much more in store ♪

♪ To know there's so much more in store ♪

♪ And I am here 'cause you were here ♪

♪ And that is clear to me ♪

♪ And every time I think of you ♪

♪ It's the sweetest memories ♪

♪ I am here 'cause you are here ♪

♪ I am here 'cause you are here ♪

♪ Always guiding me ♪

♪ The light that shines in me ♪

♪ Oh, I'll meet you at the light ♪

♪ Oh, I'll meet you at the light ♪

♪ I'll meet you at the light shining bright, shining bright ♪

♪ Meet you at the light shining bright, shining bright ♪

♪ Meet you at the light shining bright, shining bright ♪

♪ Oh, I'll meet you at the light ♪

♪ Oh, I'll meet you at the light ♪

♪ I'll see you in the light, shining bright, shining bright ♪

♪ I'll see you in the light, shining bright, shining bright ♪

♪ See you at the light, shining bright, shining bright ♪

♪ See you at the light, shining bright, shining bright ♪

♪ I'll meet you at the light ♪

♪ Shining bright ♪

♪ Shining bright ♪

♪ You're shining bright ♪

♪ I'll meet you at the light ♪

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