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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,167 --> 00:00:09,534 [Remi Wolf's "Guerrilla"] 2 00:00:09,576 --> 00:00:12,110 [phone buzzes] 3 00:00:12,152 --> 00:00:15,435 - * Okay, ba, ba-boo * 4 00:00:15,475 --> 00:00:17,594 * Show up to the party, it's guerrilla * 5 00:00:17,636 --> 00:00:20,170 * With an itty bitty * - Morning, handsome. 6 00:00:20,212 --> 00:00:24,574 So not to be this bitch, but it is my birthday. 7 00:00:24,616 --> 00:00:28,522 18, NBD, and I would love to hang tonight. 8 00:00:28,563 --> 00:00:30,723 And you don't have to get me a present or anything, 9 00:00:30,765 --> 00:00:33,799 but I may have one for you. 10 00:00:33,839 --> 00:00:35,543 - * Just like my exes, hey * 11 00:00:35,585 --> 00:00:39,740 * * 12 00:00:39,781 --> 00:00:41,110 * She the best * 13 00:00:41,152 --> 00:00:42,773 * She the best when she move it * 14 00:00:42,814 --> 00:00:45,182 * Shake it too hard and she just might lose * 15 00:00:45,223 --> 00:00:47,675 * Bubblegum, bubble butt, bubblegum * 16 00:00:47,717 --> 00:00:50,168 * She the crazy one going apeshit dumb * 17 00:00:50,209 --> 00:00:51,705 * Hiding her mind * - [sighs] 18 00:00:51,747 --> 00:00:53,118 - * Smoke away depression * 19 00:00:53,160 --> 00:00:55,445 * Damn that guy, he keepin' her guessin' * 20 00:00:55,486 --> 00:00:57,730 * Bolo tie, why's he making impressions? * 21 00:00:57,771 --> 00:00:59,973 * Look like her exes * 22 00:01:00,015 --> 00:01:02,134 * They good, they tight * 23 00:01:02,175 --> 00:01:05,208 * They pull her under * 24 00:01:05,250 --> 00:01:12,146 * * 25 00:01:25,193 --> 00:01:28,018 * It's all right, right, right, right * 26 00:01:28,060 --> 00:01:29,638 * Guerrilla, guerrilla * 27 00:01:29,679 --> 00:01:32,090 * Yo, guerrilla, guerrilla * 28 00:01:32,131 --> 00:01:34,582 * Whoo, guerrilla, guerrilla * 29 00:01:34,624 --> 00:01:36,743 * Yeah, uh, guerrilla, bitch * 30 00:01:36,785 --> 00:01:41,853 * * 31 00:01:41,895 --> 00:01:43,348 - I don't know what you're saying that's... 32 00:01:43,390 --> 00:01:47,047 - * Okay, ba, ba-boo * 33 00:01:50,412 --> 00:01:52,157 [horn blares] - Mom! 34 00:01:52,198 --> 00:01:55,356 - Happy 18th birthday! - What the fuck? 35 00:01:55,398 --> 00:01:57,932 - [laughs] [noisemaker blares] 36 00:01:57,974 --> 00:01:59,594 - You know that there are actually houses out there 37 00:01:59,635 --> 00:02:01,297 that have hallways? Like, you don't need 38 00:02:01,339 --> 00:02:03,333 to go through someone's bedroom to get to the kitchen. 39 00:02:03,375 --> 00:02:05,618 - [groans] Sounds boring. 40 00:02:05,660 --> 00:02:06,906 [noisemaker blares] 41 00:02:06,948 --> 00:02:08,443 - What is this? What are you doing? 42 00:02:08,485 --> 00:02:10,313 - Your father called this morning, 43 00:02:10,355 --> 00:02:13,679 and he said he wants to come for your birthday, 44 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:16,130 but I wanted to check with you first. 45 00:02:16,171 --> 00:02:18,124 - Oh, my God. 46 00:02:18,166 --> 00:02:19,786 Mom, you are adorable, 47 00:02:19,827 --> 00:02:22,778 but don't worry. He's not coming. 48 00:02:22,819 --> 00:02:25,063 - No, he called from the road, 49 00:02:25,104 --> 00:02:28,221 and he said he's gonna get here right about dinnertime. 50 00:02:28,262 --> 00:02:31,544 - [sighs] Okay, sure. 51 00:02:31,586 --> 00:02:33,663 But I actually have plans tonight, 52 00:02:33,705 --> 00:02:37,361 so even if he were coming, which he's not, 53 00:02:37,402 --> 00:02:40,020 I wouldn't be here. - Ooh. 54 00:02:40,061 --> 00:02:42,014 Where are you going? What are you doing? 55 00:02:42,055 --> 00:02:45,338 - Just going to a party that this guy is throwing. 56 00:02:45,379 --> 00:02:46,626 I might stop by. - Hmm. 57 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:49,534 This guy. Is it Brodie? 58 00:02:49,576 --> 00:02:51,487 - [groans] You know what, Mom? 59 00:02:51,529 --> 00:02:53,066 - Hmm? - For my birthday, 60 00:02:53,108 --> 00:02:56,306 could you just give me the gift of boundaries? 61 00:02:56,348 --> 00:02:57,387 - Mm. 62 00:02:57,429 --> 00:02:59,132 - Even if it's just for the day. 63 00:02:59,173 --> 00:03:02,289 - Sure, I'll try anything once. 64 00:03:02,331 --> 00:03:06,403 I just want to say be careful, 65 00:03:06,444 --> 00:03:09,602 'cause those cute boys who know they're cute... 66 00:03:09,644 --> 00:03:12,386 - Oh, my God, Mom. - It's trouble. 67 00:03:12,427 --> 00:03:14,421 Trouble, trouble. 68 00:03:14,463 --> 00:03:16,540 - Okay, can you go now? 69 00:03:16,582 --> 00:03:18,576 Boundaries. Go, go, go. 70 00:03:18,618 --> 00:03:22,274 - Oh, my God. [alarm rings] 71 00:03:22,316 --> 00:03:24,932 - Fuck! We can't keep doing this. 72 00:03:24,974 --> 00:03:27,093 - Yeah, okay. 73 00:03:27,135 --> 00:03:28,215 - Really? - Yup. 74 00:03:28,257 --> 00:03:30,293 - Oh. Thanks for understanding. 75 00:03:30,335 --> 00:03:32,038 - Of course. Have a great day. 76 00:03:32,079 --> 00:03:33,242 Can't wait to fuck you later. 77 00:03:33,284 --> 00:03:34,946 - Wait, I'm, like, serious. 78 00:03:34,988 --> 00:03:37,273 - I know you're serious now, 79 00:03:37,315 --> 00:03:39,183 just like you were serious yesterday morning 80 00:03:39,225 --> 00:03:40,389 and the morning before that. 81 00:03:40,431 --> 00:03:42,798 I prefer nighttime Julian. She's fun. 82 00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:45,374 - Okay, what if Brodie finds out? 83 00:03:45,416 --> 00:03:47,950 - Look, it's not like this is ideal for me either. 84 00:03:47,992 --> 00:03:50,984 Would it be the worst thing if we just tell him? 85 00:03:51,025 --> 00:03:52,396 [door rattles] 86 00:03:52,437 --> 00:03:54,557 - Since when did we start locking doors? 87 00:03:54,598 --> 00:03:57,465 - [groans] - Noah. 88 00:03:57,506 --> 00:03:59,459 [knocks on door] - Hold on. 89 00:03:59,501 --> 00:04:01,702 - It's an emergency. - Oh, please. 90 00:04:01,744 --> 00:04:04,320 [door rattling] 91 00:04:04,362 --> 00:04:06,232 - I think Mingus is obsessed with me. 92 00:04:06,273 --> 00:04:07,769 - Yes, that's usually what happens 93 00:04:07,811 --> 00:04:09,763 when a teenager has sex with someone. 94 00:04:09,805 --> 00:04:11,342 - But I've been ignoring him for three weeks now, 95 00:04:11,383 --> 00:04:12,713 and he still isn't getting it. 96 00:04:12,754 --> 00:04:14,873 - And by "ignoring him," you mean answering him 97 00:04:14,915 --> 00:04:16,078 with the bare minimum effort 98 00:04:16,119 --> 00:04:17,158 and sending the occasional meme? 99 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:18,529 - Yes. 100 00:04:18,571 --> 00:04:21,105 - I think you should tell him how you feel. 101 00:04:21,147 --> 00:04:22,809 - Duh, you little bitch. 102 00:04:22,850 --> 00:04:25,094 I can't tell him today 'cause it's his birthday 103 00:04:25,136 --> 00:04:26,382 and we have drag wrestling. 104 00:04:26,424 --> 00:04:29,540 - And you would never do something so selfish. 105 00:04:29,581 --> 00:04:31,742 - Shouldn't you be at work right now? 106 00:04:36,728 --> 00:04:37,849 - You're right. 107 00:04:37,890 --> 00:04:39,635 Him not knowing about us is so much easier. 108 00:04:39,677 --> 00:04:41,879 - Noah, there's no us for him to know about. 109 00:04:41,921 --> 00:04:43,708 We're just fucking. 110 00:04:45,536 --> 00:04:49,233 And thanks for helping me hide. 111 00:04:49,274 --> 00:04:52,183 [upbeat percussive music] 112 00:04:52,225 --> 00:04:54,302 * * 113 00:04:54,344 --> 00:04:57,169 [rock music playing on headphones] 114 00:04:57,210 --> 00:04:58,830 * * 115 00:04:58,872 --> 00:05:01,739 [drumsticks quietly tapping] 116 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:09,217 - Whoo! 117 00:05:09,259 --> 00:05:11,420 [snapping fingers] 118 00:05:11,461 --> 00:05:12,957 [laughs] 119 00:05:12,998 --> 00:05:14,535 I'd throw my panties at you, 120 00:05:14,577 --> 00:05:16,073 but the school's super weird about me not wearing underwear. 121 00:05:16,114 --> 00:05:17,611 - [chuckles] Fucking prudes. 122 00:05:17,651 --> 00:05:19,064 - Right? 123 00:05:19,106 --> 00:05:21,017 I wish I was going to see y'all perform tonight. 124 00:05:21,058 --> 00:05:22,762 I feel like I missed my calling in life: 125 00:05:22,803 --> 00:05:24,009 groupie. - Mm. 126 00:05:24,050 --> 00:05:27,582 You do love giving head. - I really do. 127 00:05:27,623 --> 00:05:29,368 - I mean, if you really wanted to come... 128 00:05:29,410 --> 00:05:30,490 - No. 129 00:05:30,532 --> 00:05:32,152 Babysitting is the least I could do. 130 00:05:32,193 --> 00:05:34,727 - You mean parenting. - Right. 131 00:05:34,769 --> 00:05:37,263 Yeah. What did I say? 132 00:05:37,303 --> 00:05:38,591 - [laughs] 133 00:05:38,633 --> 00:05:41,542 [upbeat music] 134 00:05:41,583 --> 00:05:46,528 * * 135 00:06:03,728 --> 00:06:06,429 - Noah, you got a second? - Mm-hmm. 136 00:06:09,836 --> 00:06:11,206 Is everything okay? 137 00:06:11,248 --> 00:06:12,785 - I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, 138 00:06:12,827 --> 00:06:15,320 but you're not gonna be making partner. 139 00:06:15,361 --> 00:06:18,852 Last few months, your mind has been elsewhere. 140 00:06:18,893 --> 00:06:20,306 - No, I... 141 00:06:20,347 --> 00:06:22,258 - You've literally been Googling pictures 142 00:06:22,300 --> 00:06:24,295 of Chris Meloni's butt at work, 143 00:06:24,335 --> 00:06:27,036 but the bottom line is, you need more billable hours. 144 00:06:29,570 --> 00:06:31,357 - Look, I'm sorry. 145 00:06:31,399 --> 00:06:35,553 I-I've been distracted these past couple months... 146 00:06:35,595 --> 00:06:38,877 - You don't have to. I get it. 147 00:06:38,919 --> 00:06:42,326 And we do care about you here, 148 00:06:42,368 --> 00:06:44,527 which is why we're giving you the choice 149 00:06:44,569 --> 00:06:48,309 to either stay or go. 150 00:06:48,351 --> 00:06:51,300 [melancholy music] 151 00:06:51,342 --> 00:06:58,238 * * 152 00:07:00,732 --> 00:07:02,684 - Did he actually invite you, though? 153 00:07:02,726 --> 00:07:04,429 - Yeah, of course he invited me. 154 00:07:04,471 --> 00:07:06,755 What? [chuckles] - Hey, Merc. 155 00:07:06,797 --> 00:07:08,210 - Hey, Paul. Cute haircut. 156 00:07:08,252 --> 00:07:10,619 - Do we have to have this conversation in here? 157 00:07:10,661 --> 00:07:11,783 - Yes. - Yes! 158 00:07:11,825 --> 00:07:14,026 - Okay, so look, he texted me 159 00:07:14,068 --> 00:07:17,517 about the party at Ghost Fag, and then he sent me this. 160 00:07:17,559 --> 00:07:21,547 - Where is that even from? - "Real Housewives," I think? 161 00:07:21,588 --> 00:07:23,042 I don't know. I don't watch. 162 00:07:23,084 --> 00:07:26,657 - How does "she's starting" equal an invite? 163 00:07:26,698 --> 00:07:29,607 - Because I told him I wanted to be with him on my birthday, 164 00:07:29,649 --> 00:07:30,895 and then he sent me that. 165 00:07:30,937 --> 00:07:33,388 So it's like, you know, she's starting. 166 00:07:33,429 --> 00:07:34,510 Like, we're starting. 167 00:07:34,551 --> 00:07:36,005 The birthday festivities are starting. 168 00:07:36,047 --> 00:07:38,041 I don't know. Fuck you. - I'm... 169 00:07:38,083 --> 00:07:41,324 - Before you say anything, Jake, keep in mind that 170 00:07:41,365 --> 00:07:44,648 our little Mingus is in love. 171 00:07:44,689 --> 00:07:46,143 - I'm not in love. 172 00:07:46,185 --> 00:07:48,844 I just--I had this insane night with Brodie, 173 00:07:48,885 --> 00:07:51,918 and we're, like, really fucking connected. 174 00:07:51,959 --> 00:07:54,453 And, look, okay, I'm not delusional. 175 00:07:54,494 --> 00:07:56,032 I know he's been avoiding me, 176 00:07:56,073 --> 00:07:58,275 but I really think it's because of the age difference. 177 00:07:58,317 --> 00:07:59,729 And 18 is a big fucking number. 178 00:07:59,770 --> 00:08:01,599 I'm, like, an adult now. 179 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:04,300 - Yes, you fucking are, and no matter what, 180 00:08:04,341 --> 00:08:06,834 we are gonna give you the best fucking birthday 181 00:08:06,875 --> 00:08:08,662 on this planet. Yes. 182 00:08:08,704 --> 00:08:10,947 - Yay! Let's get it. 183 00:08:10,989 --> 00:08:12,568 Vamanos, girlies. 184 00:08:12,609 --> 00:08:16,597 [upbeat music] 185 00:08:23,910 --> 00:08:25,322 - [laughs] 186 00:08:25,364 --> 00:08:27,483 [baby fusses] 187 00:08:27,525 --> 00:08:31,638 [laughs] Wow. 188 00:08:31,679 --> 00:08:33,508 All right, so I'm gonna need to fuck you. 189 00:08:33,549 --> 00:08:35,751 [laughs] - Not in front of the kids. 190 00:08:35,793 --> 00:08:39,449 - Listen, if there's two things they need to know... 191 00:08:39,491 --> 00:08:41,235 one is that even though 192 00:08:41,277 --> 00:08:43,895 their zaddy will never admit it, 193 00:08:43,935 --> 00:08:46,221 they are very fucking good at makeup... 194 00:08:46,262 --> 00:08:48,589 - [groans] 195 00:08:48,630 --> 00:08:51,622 - And two, that their mommy still gets it in. 196 00:08:51,664 --> 00:08:52,952 [laughs] 197 00:08:55,569 --> 00:08:56,691 You're so hot. [phone buzzes] 198 00:08:56,733 --> 00:08:58,394 - Mm. [phone buzzes] 199 00:08:58,436 --> 00:09:00,762 - [gasps] Hi, baby daddy. 200 00:09:00,804 --> 00:09:03,463 - God, I love watching hot guys build things. 201 00:09:03,505 --> 00:09:04,710 - That's beautiful, Brodie. 202 00:09:04,751 --> 00:09:06,039 Did you call just to tell me that? 203 00:09:06,081 --> 00:09:07,451 - You're coming tonight, right? Drag wrestling? 204 00:09:07,493 --> 00:09:08,739 - Ugh. I wish. 205 00:09:08,781 --> 00:09:10,111 [in British accent] I must take care 206 00:09:10,152 --> 00:09:11,357 of the children again. 207 00:09:11,399 --> 00:09:14,847 - Oh, they're so cute. I like them now. 208 00:09:14,889 --> 00:09:16,550 - How big of you. Want to come help? 209 00:09:16,592 --> 00:09:18,961 - Did Shar forgive me for last time? 210 00:09:19,002 --> 00:09:22,160 - No, but they're generously pretending to be over it. 211 00:09:22,201 --> 00:09:24,154 - Well, if you get bored, you can come here. 212 00:09:24,196 --> 00:09:25,815 - Hmm, sure. 213 00:09:25,857 --> 00:09:27,644 I'll just give the babies a whiskey-soaked rag 214 00:09:27,685 --> 00:09:29,888 and hop on over. - [laughs] 215 00:09:29,929 --> 00:09:31,507 - Is your birthday boyfriend coming too? 216 00:09:31,549 --> 00:09:33,461 - How you know it's his birthday, you freak? 217 00:09:33,502 --> 00:09:35,164 - 'Cause I'm his teacher, freak. 218 00:09:35,205 --> 00:09:36,452 We have to know students' birthdays 219 00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:37,740 so we can celebrate them in class. 220 00:09:37,781 --> 00:09:40,607 It makes me very angry in a very boomer way. 221 00:09:40,648 --> 00:09:44,305 - Well, he's not my boyfriend, and he's not coming. 222 00:09:44,346 --> 00:09:45,758 - Brodie, can you tell 223 00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:47,172 your hot worker men to keep it down? 224 00:09:47,213 --> 00:09:48,252 I'm tutoring. 225 00:09:48,293 --> 00:09:49,581 - Gotta go. 226 00:09:49,622 --> 00:09:53,404 - Typical avoidant behavior. Bye, bitch. 227 00:09:53,445 --> 00:09:55,855 [baby cries] He's the worst, I know. 228 00:09:55,896 --> 00:09:58,805 [gasps] I know. 229 00:09:58,847 --> 00:10:00,675 - Okay, I know math is a scam and you won't 230 00:10:00,715 --> 00:10:02,045 actually ever use it as an adult, 231 00:10:02,087 --> 00:10:04,579 but this one is simple. 232 00:10:04,621 --> 00:10:07,031 - So X equals 32? 233 00:10:07,073 --> 00:10:09,981 - Honey, no. It's 245.4. 234 00:10:10,022 --> 00:10:11,352 - Oh, wait. 235 00:10:11,393 --> 00:10:12,765 I think I know what the problem is. 236 00:10:12,807 --> 00:10:14,801 I don't give a shit, and I don't want to be here. 237 00:10:17,086 --> 00:10:18,208 - Sorry to interrupt. 238 00:10:21,448 --> 00:10:24,564 [light percussive music] 239 00:10:24,606 --> 00:10:31,129 * * 240 00:10:31,171 --> 00:10:32,708 - It's complicated. 241 00:10:32,749 --> 00:10:34,203 - Then let me simplify it. 242 00:10:34,245 --> 00:10:35,615 He's a walking "Love Island" contestant, 243 00:10:35,657 --> 00:10:38,441 and you live together. - And he dated my brother. 244 00:10:38,482 --> 00:10:42,180 - That's kind of hot. Do you like him? 245 00:10:42,222 --> 00:10:45,089 - Yeah, but it's messy, 246 00:10:45,131 --> 00:10:46,626 and not in a way that sparks joy, 247 00:10:46,668 --> 00:10:50,323 so I need to Marie Kondo it. I can say no. 248 00:10:54,645 --> 00:10:57,387 - Hey. So I've been thinking about it, 249 00:10:57,428 --> 00:10:59,838 and I think we should go on a date tonight. 250 00:10:59,879 --> 00:11:01,001 - Yes. 251 00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:05,821 [low rock music] 252 00:11:05,862 --> 00:11:12,926 * * 253 00:11:14,878 --> 00:11:16,499 - Don't worry. Just breathe. 254 00:11:16,540 --> 00:11:18,909 You was made for this. - Thank you. 255 00:11:18,950 --> 00:11:20,861 You too. I just... 256 00:11:20,903 --> 00:11:22,772 it just don't feel like how it felt. 257 00:11:22,814 --> 00:11:26,054 - Yeah, the stakes were higher back then, but this is better. 258 00:11:26,096 --> 00:11:27,966 You can play, feel the rush, 259 00:11:28,008 --> 00:11:29,254 and go home to your perfect life. 260 00:11:29,296 --> 00:11:30,417 - [chuckles] Yeah. 261 00:11:30,459 --> 00:11:31,539 I don't know if anybody's ever called 262 00:11:31,581 --> 00:11:33,575 two six-month-old demons a perfect life. 263 00:11:33,616 --> 00:11:36,940 - Yeah, they have. Fuck, Shar, you have. 264 00:11:36,982 --> 00:11:38,145 - And you? 265 00:11:39,849 --> 00:11:42,923 - I mean, my life's interesting. 266 00:11:42,965 --> 00:11:44,253 [upbeat rock music playing] 267 00:11:44,294 --> 00:11:45,873 [crowd cheering] 268 00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:53,019 * * 269 00:11:59,916 --> 00:12:02,201 - * Calamity in your eyes * 270 00:12:02,242 --> 00:12:04,694 * Depravity by design * 271 00:12:04,736 --> 00:12:06,273 * Rancorous in sight * 272 00:12:06,314 --> 00:12:08,682 * Heinous suck me dry * 273 00:12:08,724 --> 00:12:11,716 * Oh, calamity in your eyes * 274 00:12:11,757 --> 00:12:14,832 - Knock, knock. Wow. 275 00:12:14,873 --> 00:12:17,532 Come through. You look incredible. 276 00:12:17,574 --> 00:12:19,111 - Thank you, Mom. 277 00:12:19,153 --> 00:12:21,105 - I wanted to give you something. 278 00:12:21,147 --> 00:12:22,809 - Oh. 279 00:12:24,637 --> 00:12:26,590 Thank you. 280 00:12:26,631 --> 00:12:27,753 - [laughs] 281 00:12:27,794 --> 00:12:29,456 - Wow, you're a talented wrapper. 282 00:12:29,498 --> 00:12:32,282 - Okay. All right. 283 00:12:32,323 --> 00:12:33,902 Don't get too excited. 284 00:12:33,944 --> 00:12:35,813 - [mimics drumroll] 285 00:12:41,131 --> 00:12:43,084 Mom, how many times do I have to tell you I'm not... 286 00:12:43,125 --> 00:12:44,579 - That you're not doing drag. 287 00:12:44,621 --> 00:12:47,613 But it made you so happy, 288 00:12:47,655 --> 00:12:49,399 and you're so good at it, honey. 289 00:12:49,441 --> 00:12:50,729 You shouldn't just throw away-- - You know what? 290 00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:51,809 I don't feel like dinner anymore. 291 00:12:51,850 --> 00:12:54,385 I'm going to the party. 292 00:12:54,426 --> 00:12:58,041 - Mingus, hold on. 293 00:12:58,082 --> 00:13:01,033 Wait. Would you wait a second? 294 00:13:01,074 --> 00:13:03,193 Mingus! 295 00:13:03,234 --> 00:13:06,849 Mingus, let me talk to you. - That's the problem. 296 00:13:06,891 --> 00:13:08,595 You just talk, and you talk, 297 00:13:08,635 --> 00:13:10,007 and you talk, and you never listen. 298 00:13:10,049 --> 00:13:12,624 - I do listen. - [laughs] 299 00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:13,996 - What? 300 00:13:14,038 --> 00:13:15,408 - I told you I was done with drag, 301 00:13:15,450 --> 00:13:16,488 and you got me a wig. 302 00:13:16,530 --> 00:13:17,652 I told you to give me space, 303 00:13:17,693 --> 00:13:18,649 and you followed me into Ghost Fag. 304 00:13:18,691 --> 00:13:19,770 I told you Dad's not coming, 305 00:13:19,812 --> 00:13:21,225 and you set an extra fucking plate. 306 00:13:21,267 --> 00:13:24,341 - Sweetie, I'm here for you. You're hurting. 307 00:13:24,382 --> 00:13:25,920 You went through a traumatic event. 308 00:13:25,961 --> 00:13:28,205 - Yeah, I know. I was there. You weren't. 309 00:13:28,247 --> 00:13:30,448 So just live your own life 310 00:13:30,490 --> 00:13:31,944 and stop trying to live mine. 311 00:13:33,315 --> 00:13:34,603 Fuck this. 312 00:13:34,645 --> 00:13:41,749 * * 313 00:13:42,331 --> 00:13:44,117 - * Hive * 314 00:13:44,159 --> 00:13:46,735 * You got a mind * 315 00:13:46,777 --> 00:13:49,809 * Hive mind * 316 00:13:49,851 --> 00:13:51,388 * * 317 00:13:51,430 --> 00:13:56,374 [crowd cheering] 318 00:13:56,416 --> 00:13:59,365 [opera music] 319 00:13:59,407 --> 00:14:02,938 * * 320 00:14:02,980 --> 00:14:04,850 - [screams] 321 00:14:04,892 --> 00:14:08,464 - Oh, what a move! And I thought Laveau was a top. 322 00:14:08,506 --> 00:14:09,669 - I've gotta say, 323 00:14:09,711 --> 00:14:12,412 this foreplay is getting out of hand. 324 00:14:12,453 --> 00:14:13,658 - [laughs] 325 00:14:13,700 --> 00:14:16,483 [cheers and laughter] 326 00:14:16,525 --> 00:14:21,178 - Meet my twins, Goldman and Sachs. 327 00:14:21,220 --> 00:14:23,214 They're too big to fail. 328 00:14:23,256 --> 00:14:25,415 [upbeat dance music playing] 329 00:14:25,457 --> 00:14:26,912 - Oh! 330 00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:30,028 * * 331 00:14:30,069 --> 00:14:31,980 [cheers and groans] 332 00:14:34,889 --> 00:14:37,880 - [screams] - Oh, round and round she goes. 333 00:14:37,922 --> 00:14:41,411 [cheers and laughter] 334 00:14:41,453 --> 00:14:45,649 - Yes, that was brutal. - And hot. 335 00:14:45,691 --> 00:14:48,600 Whoa! 336 00:14:48,641 --> 00:14:53,419 - These two hate each other in an extremely erotic way. 337 00:14:56,784 --> 00:14:58,197 Oh, I can't look. 338 00:14:58,238 --> 00:15:00,191 - I can't look away. 339 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:07,337 * * 340 00:15:08,210 --> 00:15:10,329 - [laughs] 341 00:15:12,905 --> 00:15:14,484 - Happy birthday to me. 342 00:15:23,915 --> 00:15:25,951 [airplane turbines whining] 343 00:15:25,992 --> 00:15:27,655 - I did not mean to invite everyone 344 00:15:27,695 --> 00:15:29,732 on the Spirit Airlines flight to Miami. 345 00:15:29,773 --> 00:15:32,432 - That's okay, really. 346 00:15:34,842 --> 00:15:40,036 Actually, that's a United 1543 to New York. 347 00:15:40,077 --> 00:15:41,573 - No way that that's right. 348 00:15:44,191 --> 00:15:46,476 [upbeat percussive music] 349 00:15:46,517 --> 00:15:47,556 - Check the app. 350 00:15:47,597 --> 00:15:52,168 * * 351 00:15:52,209 --> 00:15:55,782 - How--what the hell? 352 00:15:55,824 --> 00:16:00,145 [airplane turbines whirring] 353 00:16:00,186 --> 00:16:02,471 Okay, what about that one? 354 00:16:02,513 --> 00:16:06,999 - Mm, that is British Airways 224 nonstop to London. 355 00:16:07,041 --> 00:16:09,119 - Yes. Jesus, how do you know this? 356 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:10,739 - [laughs] I don't know. 357 00:16:10,781 --> 00:16:12,276 I just love planes. 358 00:16:12,318 --> 00:16:14,603 - Okay, I love a light-bodied pinot noir, 359 00:16:14,645 --> 00:16:16,224 but I don't know the delivery schedule 360 00:16:16,265 --> 00:16:18,259 for the liquor store. 361 00:16:20,959 --> 00:16:23,993 - Look, growing up with Brodie 362 00:16:24,034 --> 00:16:26,402 was a little bit of a... - Challenge? 363 00:16:26,444 --> 00:16:30,641 - Well, I always felt like a bit of an afterthought. 364 00:16:30,682 --> 00:16:33,673 But then my mom took us to Montreal for the weekend, 365 00:16:33,715 --> 00:16:36,333 and I don't really remember anything about the city, 366 00:16:36,374 --> 00:16:38,077 but the plane... 367 00:16:38,119 --> 00:16:39,490 I mean, the second I went on board, 368 00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:42,066 I was just curious about everything, you know? 369 00:16:42,108 --> 00:16:43,977 And then they took me to the cockpit, 370 00:16:44,019 --> 00:16:45,639 and then the captain let me push a button. 371 00:16:45,681 --> 00:16:49,960 And Brodie whined the whole time, of course, 372 00:16:50,002 --> 00:16:53,450 but I thought it was magic. 373 00:16:53,492 --> 00:16:55,860 It sounds stupid, but for the first time, 374 00:16:55,901 --> 00:16:59,059 I didn't feel like an afterthought. 375 00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:00,305 I've always just wished 376 00:17:00,347 --> 00:17:03,297 that I could do the same thing for people. 377 00:17:03,338 --> 00:17:07,327 And I've wanted to be a flight attendant ever since. 378 00:17:07,369 --> 00:17:09,945 Too bad it's a total pipe dream. 379 00:17:09,986 --> 00:17:11,897 - It doesn't seem like a pipe dream to me. 380 00:17:11,939 --> 00:17:14,182 - Well, it is when you have CP. 381 00:17:14,224 --> 00:17:18,088 Hardly any of the programs accept people like me. 382 00:17:18,129 --> 00:17:22,242 God, I sound so pathetic. 383 00:17:22,284 --> 00:17:28,225 - Hey, there is nothing pathetic about having a dream, 384 00:17:28,267 --> 00:17:30,635 even if your dream is serving nuts to drunk people. 385 00:17:30,677 --> 00:17:34,541 - [laughs] 386 00:17:34,583 --> 00:17:38,114 [crowd cheering] 387 00:17:38,156 --> 00:17:40,981 - And that's why they call her Fire Crotch, people. 388 00:17:41,023 --> 00:17:43,307 - Well, that and the gonorrhea. 389 00:17:43,349 --> 00:17:46,008 Ring the bell. Let's do this. [bell dings] 390 00:17:46,049 --> 00:17:48,459 - Oh, my God, this is so much better 391 00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:50,412 than my lame family dinner. - [chuckles] 392 00:17:50,453 --> 00:17:52,988 - Thank you for inviting me. - Mingus, look... 393 00:17:53,029 --> 00:17:55,314 - Chill, chill. Look, I didn't come here 394 00:17:55,356 --> 00:17:58,057 to have a State of the Union or, like, really about 395 00:17:58,099 --> 00:17:59,262 what we are or whatever, okay? 396 00:17:59,303 --> 00:18:02,003 I just wanted to hang out. Sound good? 397 00:18:02,045 --> 00:18:04,289 - Okay. - Okay. [laughs] 398 00:18:04,330 --> 00:18:06,158 Jake, Mercury, over here. 399 00:18:08,652 --> 00:18:10,272 - Okay, this definitely beats 400 00:18:10,313 --> 00:18:13,138 getting drunk in someone's garage. 401 00:18:13,180 --> 00:18:15,175 - Brodie, meet Mercury and Jake. 402 00:18:15,216 --> 00:18:16,214 - Hi. 403 00:18:16,254 --> 00:18:18,415 - We have heard so much about you. 404 00:18:18,457 --> 00:18:20,327 So much. - Okay. 405 00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:23,194 - Oh, really? How much? 406 00:18:23,234 --> 00:18:24,731 Like, what specifically? 407 00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:27,223 - Ew, why is Tallulah Andrews here? 408 00:18:27,265 --> 00:18:30,505 - Oh, someone must've found out about the party, 409 00:18:30,547 --> 00:18:32,749 and now those randos from our high school are here. 410 00:18:32,790 --> 00:18:34,702 - What the fuck? I'm sorry. 411 00:18:34,743 --> 00:18:36,945 I hope you don't mind. 412 00:18:36,987 --> 00:18:39,189 - Yeah, you know, I'll be right back. 413 00:18:39,230 --> 00:18:40,394 - Okay. 414 00:18:40,436 --> 00:18:43,344 [upbeat dance music playing] 415 00:18:43,385 --> 00:18:45,504 * * 416 00:18:45,546 --> 00:18:48,038 - Hey. [baby cries] 417 00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:49,991 [phone buzzes] 418 00:18:53,149 --> 00:18:55,767 Hey, I know you're in baby land, 419 00:18:55,808 --> 00:18:57,345 and I love and support that journey, 420 00:18:57,387 --> 00:18:59,547 but I really think you should come to Ghost Fag tonight. 421 00:18:59,589 --> 00:19:01,043 It's so fun. 422 00:19:01,085 --> 00:19:03,286 It's like that show "Glow" but gayer. 423 00:19:03,328 --> 00:19:05,738 - [gasps] - Please come. 424 00:19:05,780 --> 00:19:08,771 [babies crying] 425 00:19:08,812 --> 00:19:11,928 [upbeat percussive music] 426 00:19:11,970 --> 00:19:17,455 * * 427 00:19:17,495 --> 00:19:20,778 - Fuck, fuck. [babies crying] 428 00:19:20,820 --> 00:19:22,398 Fuck. 429 00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:25,514 [babies crying] 430 00:19:34,489 --> 00:19:35,943 Okay. 431 00:19:35,985 --> 00:19:38,893 [lullaby music] 432 00:19:38,935 --> 00:19:45,333 * * 433 00:19:45,375 --> 00:19:48,449 [babies crying] 434 00:19:55,802 --> 00:19:57,049 I hate this. 435 00:19:57,090 --> 00:20:00,041 [energetic rock music] 436 00:20:00,082 --> 00:20:02,575 * * 437 00:20:02,617 --> 00:20:04,652 - I mean, look, I don't know precisely when, 438 00:20:04,694 --> 00:20:06,979 but last weekend, Marne came home too late, 439 00:20:07,021 --> 00:20:08,600 looking like a mess, 440 00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:11,467 and Amelia took one look at her and said that she could smell 441 00:20:11,508 --> 00:20:13,752 another woman's cunt on Marne's breath. 442 00:20:13,793 --> 00:20:16,286 - Amelia does love a dramatic use of the word "cunt." 443 00:20:16,327 --> 00:20:17,657 That's why I just cut out the middleman, 444 00:20:17,699 --> 00:20:19,236 commit to no one. No offense. 445 00:20:19,277 --> 00:20:21,396 - Oh, none taken. I'm good. 446 00:20:21,438 --> 00:20:22,891 I got a girlfriend, two kids, 447 00:20:22,933 --> 00:20:25,427 and I still killed it on stage tonight. 448 00:20:25,468 --> 00:20:28,044 - No lies detected. Now we gotta celebrate. 449 00:20:28,085 --> 00:20:29,747 Where to? 450 00:20:29,789 --> 00:20:31,700 - There's a new bar a few blocks away 451 00:20:31,741 --> 00:20:34,982 in an abandoned school. - Mm, Shar? 452 00:20:35,024 --> 00:20:38,099 - That sounds fun, and as much as I want to, 453 00:20:38,139 --> 00:20:39,345 I need to get home to my fam. 454 00:20:39,387 --> 00:20:41,754 - [groans] Fine. 455 00:20:41,796 --> 00:20:44,829 Tonight was the best. I missed you so much. 456 00:20:44,870 --> 00:20:47,114 - I missed you too. 457 00:20:47,156 --> 00:20:50,480 Now go fuck this grad student who been gay for 12 minutes. 458 00:20:50,521 --> 00:20:52,059 - You know me so well. - Mm-hmm. 459 00:20:52,099 --> 00:20:53,845 [laughs] 460 00:20:53,887 --> 00:21:00,825 * * 461 00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:09,674 [television playing indistinctly] 462 00:21:12,001 --> 00:21:14,868 [door bangs] - Ooh, Ruthie Ru. 463 00:21:14,909 --> 00:21:17,278 [laughs] 464 00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:19,480 You know I don't like to brag, 465 00:21:19,521 --> 00:21:22,222 but I fucking killed it tonight. 466 00:21:22,264 --> 00:21:24,341 I mean, the crowd was obsessed with us. 467 00:21:24,383 --> 00:21:28,038 It was just fire. - [laughs] 468 00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:29,826 I'm so happy for you, babe. 469 00:21:32,526 --> 00:21:35,351 What's wrong? - Nothing. 470 00:21:35,392 --> 00:21:37,553 - Ruthie. - Everything's fine. 471 00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:42,123 Kids are asleep, little chubsters. 472 00:21:42,165 --> 00:21:44,948 - All right, so you want to get into bed and watch a movie? 473 00:21:44,990 --> 00:21:47,815 - I think I need to, like, go work out or something. 474 00:21:47,857 --> 00:21:51,015 I'm feeling wired. Just, like, in my head. 475 00:21:51,056 --> 00:21:52,676 - All right. You want to talk about it? 476 00:21:52,718 --> 00:21:56,042 - Um, later. 477 00:21:56,083 --> 00:21:58,617 What's the point of belonging to a 24-hour gym 478 00:21:58,659 --> 00:21:59,947 if you're not gonna occasionally 479 00:21:59,989 --> 00:22:03,105 go work out at night? [both laugh] 480 00:22:09,129 --> 00:22:12,079 [disquieting music] 481 00:22:12,121 --> 00:22:19,225 * * 482 00:22:34,514 --> 00:22:35,429 - One fried shrimp po'boy, 483 00:22:35,471 --> 00:22:36,966 one hot sausage po'boy, 484 00:22:37,008 --> 00:22:39,375 two root beers, and some fries. 485 00:22:39,417 --> 00:22:40,539 Okay, it doesn't look like much, 486 00:22:40,581 --> 00:22:41,869 but Greasy's will knock you flat. 487 00:22:41,911 --> 00:22:43,530 - I bet. 488 00:22:43,572 --> 00:22:45,525 You are gonna look like a snack 489 00:22:45,567 --> 00:22:47,312 in your Spirit Airlines uniform. 490 00:22:47,353 --> 00:22:49,472 - [laughs] Spirit? 491 00:22:49,513 --> 00:22:50,470 Wow. 492 00:22:50,510 --> 00:22:52,338 You really think so little of me? 493 00:22:52,380 --> 00:22:54,333 It's Delta or bust. - [laughs] 494 00:22:54,374 --> 00:22:56,452 - Jet Blue if I'm desperate. 495 00:22:58,197 --> 00:23:01,105 Okay, your turn. 496 00:23:01,147 --> 00:23:03,473 Hopes and dreams. 497 00:23:03,515 --> 00:23:06,298 - Uh, let's just say that I wish I was as passionate 498 00:23:06,340 --> 00:23:08,543 about anything as you are about your stuff, 499 00:23:08,583 --> 00:23:11,284 but unfortunately, I'm not that lucky. 500 00:23:11,326 --> 00:23:14,275 Being a lawyer is just a job. - Okay. 501 00:23:14,317 --> 00:23:17,433 It's not your job, but what's your thing? 502 00:23:17,475 --> 00:23:21,297 - Here you go. - Oh, where should we sit? 503 00:23:22,959 --> 00:23:25,494 [crowd cheering] 504 00:23:25,535 --> 00:23:29,441 [upbeat music] 505 00:23:29,483 --> 00:23:32,017 - Whoa. 506 00:23:32,059 --> 00:23:35,133 - Whoa, rough start for Miss Toto. 507 00:23:35,175 --> 00:23:37,626 - Oh, my God, Ruthie. Hey! 508 00:23:37,667 --> 00:23:41,198 [crowd cheering] 509 00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:44,190 - Brodie, what the fuck? Mingus is one thing, 510 00:23:44,232 --> 00:23:46,019 but why the hell are all my students here? 511 00:23:46,060 --> 00:23:47,805 Also, hi. Happy birthday. 512 00:23:47,847 --> 00:23:49,010 - Oh, thank you. 513 00:23:49,051 --> 00:23:50,298 Yeah, they're all a bunch of amateurs. 514 00:23:50,339 --> 00:23:52,583 They crashed. You know what? 515 00:23:52,624 --> 00:23:54,536 I'm gonna go see if they'll let me wrestle. 516 00:23:54,578 --> 00:23:56,655 Excuse me. Sorry. 517 00:23:56,696 --> 00:23:58,649 - Okay, okay, look, look, I knew you'd be pissed, 518 00:23:58,691 --> 00:23:59,812 and I'm sorry I didn't tell you 519 00:23:59,853 --> 00:24:01,267 the party went a little "Riverdale," 520 00:24:01,308 --> 00:24:02,886 but it's because I knew you wouldn't come. 521 00:24:02,928 --> 00:24:05,795 Look, look, please just stay, okay? 522 00:24:05,836 --> 00:24:07,208 I just need to get through the night, 523 00:24:07,250 --> 00:24:09,285 and I promise I'll tell them everything tomorrow. 524 00:24:09,326 --> 00:24:12,276 - Brodie, it's really not a good look for me to be here. 525 00:24:12,318 --> 00:24:15,434 - They're the ones who crashed. [crowd cheers] 526 00:24:15,476 --> 00:24:19,132 This is an adult party. You did nothing wrong. 527 00:24:22,498 --> 00:24:23,577 [laughs] 528 00:24:23,619 --> 00:24:26,527 [crowd cheering] 529 00:24:29,727 --> 00:24:31,887 - That's my girl. 530 00:24:31,928 --> 00:24:35,834 - [moaning] Yeah, baby. 531 00:24:35,876 --> 00:24:37,911 - Come on, give me, baby. - Yeah. 532 00:24:37,953 --> 00:24:40,030 Look at that ass. - [moans] 533 00:24:40,072 --> 00:24:42,232 - You ready for this? - I'm ready. 534 00:24:42,274 --> 00:24:45,805 [moaning] 535 00:24:45,847 --> 00:24:47,924 - Fuck. - [moans] 536 00:24:47,966 --> 00:24:52,744 [phone ringing] 537 00:24:52,785 --> 00:24:55,071 - [groans] 538 00:24:55,112 --> 00:24:56,400 Granny. 539 00:24:56,441 --> 00:24:57,771 - I've decided that I am too young 540 00:24:57,813 --> 00:24:59,308 and attractive to be called that. 541 00:24:59,350 --> 00:25:02,009 Are you missing this nonsense on "Design Build"? 542 00:25:02,051 --> 00:25:03,629 There's a relationship dissolving 543 00:25:03,671 --> 00:25:04,876 over granite countertops. 544 00:25:04,917 --> 00:25:09,155 - Honestly, relatable. Turning it on now. 545 00:25:09,197 --> 00:25:13,808 Wow, so they're really going in this "Sopranos" direction? 546 00:25:13,850 --> 00:25:15,180 - You can't buy good taste, honey. 547 00:25:15,221 --> 00:25:17,714 You just can't. 548 00:25:17,756 --> 00:25:19,584 Do you think they do butt stuff? 549 00:25:19,626 --> 00:25:21,620 - Of course they do. 550 00:25:21,661 --> 00:25:24,902 - Yeah, I'm getting that vibe. Is Ruthie around? 551 00:25:24,943 --> 00:25:26,688 - She says she was going to the gym, 552 00:25:26,730 --> 00:25:28,225 but she's probably out 553 00:25:28,267 --> 00:25:30,594 with your toxic, bad influence of a son. 554 00:25:30,635 --> 00:25:34,790 - He's not a bad influence. Who am I kidding? 555 00:25:34,832 --> 00:25:37,366 That would make sense. He does do that. 556 00:25:37,408 --> 00:25:40,897 - [sighs] I just... 557 00:25:40,939 --> 00:25:42,725 I just worry Ruthie and I 558 00:25:42,767 --> 00:25:45,010 aren't on the same page anymore. 559 00:25:45,052 --> 00:25:47,337 - Being on the same page is for book clubs 560 00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:49,581 and people who actually pay attention in church. 561 00:25:49,623 --> 00:25:54,400 At least you have some spice in your relationship. 562 00:25:54,442 --> 00:25:57,142 Oh, Lord, they put in carpets? 563 00:25:57,184 --> 00:25:59,927 Carpets are hardwood floors with low self-esteem. 564 00:25:59,967 --> 00:26:03,416 - Seriously. Hardwood or bust. [laughs] 565 00:26:03,458 --> 00:26:04,912 - Amen. 566 00:26:06,947 --> 00:26:08,277 - That was way better than it looked. 567 00:26:08,319 --> 00:26:09,607 - Told you. 568 00:26:09,648 --> 00:26:12,515 [rock music playing faintly] 569 00:26:12,557 --> 00:26:18,581 * * 570 00:26:18,622 --> 00:26:20,451 Sorry, it's just... 571 00:26:20,492 --> 00:26:22,944 it's a small town. - Yeah. 572 00:26:22,985 --> 00:26:26,974 I guess the glamor of being someone's dirty little secret 573 00:26:27,016 --> 00:26:31,045 wears off after a while. - Okay, slow down. 574 00:26:31,087 --> 00:26:34,867 I just don't know if I want to compromise my relationship 575 00:26:34,909 --> 00:26:37,776 with my brother for someone that I don't really know. 576 00:26:37,818 --> 00:26:41,682 - We know each other. - Do we? 577 00:26:43,801 --> 00:26:48,412 - Okay, well, I found out I didn't make partner today, 578 00:26:48,454 --> 00:26:51,154 and I quit. 579 00:26:51,196 --> 00:26:52,651 - God, I'm sorry. 580 00:26:52,692 --> 00:26:56,639 - It's okay. It's on me. 581 00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:59,090 I just, like, checked out. You know, I didn't care. 582 00:26:59,132 --> 00:27:01,790 And yeah, I need the money, but truth be told, 583 00:27:01,832 --> 00:27:03,619 there's only two things that have made me feel alive 584 00:27:03,660 --> 00:27:06,112 since Babylon, and... 585 00:27:06,153 --> 00:27:09,103 one of those things is very, very bad for me. 586 00:27:09,145 --> 00:27:12,219 - Looking at hot gay people on Instagram? 587 00:27:12,261 --> 00:27:13,840 - I wish. 588 00:27:13,882 --> 00:27:15,294 Um... 589 00:27:18,161 --> 00:27:22,150 Daddius and I-- we had a lot of fun together. 590 00:27:22,190 --> 00:27:26,013 We partied a lot. - Okay, so what? 591 00:27:29,919 --> 00:27:32,619 - It's more like we were tweaking on meth 592 00:27:32,661 --> 00:27:35,278 and fucking until we passed out. 593 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:38,020 Look, it sounds a lot scarier than it actually is, okay? 594 00:27:38,062 --> 00:27:40,389 I... 595 00:27:43,214 --> 00:27:45,333 When Daddius died, I just... 596 00:27:47,618 --> 00:27:51,856 I just wanted to feel just... 597 00:27:51,897 --> 00:27:55,013 the feeling that I felt when I was with him. 598 00:27:55,055 --> 00:27:58,296 [somber music] 599 00:27:58,338 --> 00:27:59,708 But it took more and more meth 600 00:27:59,750 --> 00:28:02,491 just to get a shadow of that feeling. 601 00:28:05,192 --> 00:28:06,480 You know, when you moved in, 602 00:28:06,522 --> 00:28:08,807 for the first time in a long time, 603 00:28:08,849 --> 00:28:11,259 I felt seen. 604 00:28:13,460 --> 00:28:17,200 And I felt like if you could see me, 605 00:28:17,241 --> 00:28:20,815 then, um... [crying] 606 00:28:20,856 --> 00:28:24,637 Then maybe I could just start to see myself again. 607 00:28:28,335 --> 00:28:31,534 Oh, my God. Um. 608 00:28:31,575 --> 00:28:35,024 Wow, vulnerability overload. Um. 609 00:28:35,065 --> 00:28:36,436 I feel like I have no skin left. 610 00:28:36,478 --> 00:28:40,757 Can you say something? Anything? 611 00:28:40,799 --> 00:28:43,583 - I don't know what to say. 612 00:28:46,117 --> 00:28:48,693 I don't think I can top meth. 613 00:28:56,961 --> 00:29:00,409 - Round three, girlies. Let's go. 614 00:29:00,451 --> 00:29:02,071 - Wait, he said what? 615 00:29:02,113 --> 00:29:04,772 - To tell him how I feel. 616 00:29:04,813 --> 00:29:07,514 - Wow, what an asshole. - I know, right? 617 00:29:07,556 --> 00:29:08,844 - Who's an asshole? 618 00:29:08,885 --> 00:29:11,793 - Hey, are they gonna let you in the ring? 619 00:29:11,835 --> 00:29:14,037 - Uh, yeah. 620 00:29:14,079 --> 00:29:16,031 - I can't believe it. An unprotected... 621 00:29:16,073 --> 00:29:17,652 - Look, I know things are weird right now, 622 00:29:17,694 --> 00:29:19,771 but it's all good, okay? 623 00:29:19,812 --> 00:29:22,388 - What things? Things aren't weird. 624 00:29:22,429 --> 00:29:23,759 - Okay. 625 00:29:23,801 --> 00:29:25,296 I don't need to be here for this. 626 00:29:25,338 --> 00:29:26,584 - Ruthie? - Bye. 627 00:29:26,626 --> 00:29:29,493 - Wait. 628 00:29:29,534 --> 00:29:32,027 - Hey. - Hi. 629 00:29:34,188 --> 00:29:36,888 - Look, can you just not lie to me right now? 630 00:29:36,930 --> 00:29:39,505 Like, I'm the last person you need to lie to, okay? 631 00:29:39,547 --> 00:29:43,203 - I'm not lying. - Yeah, you are. 632 00:29:43,245 --> 00:29:46,153 [crowd cheering] 633 00:29:48,023 --> 00:29:49,436 - You know, if you don't want me here, 634 00:29:49,477 --> 00:29:51,139 you can just fucking say it. 635 00:29:51,181 --> 00:29:54,421 [upbeat dance music playing] 636 00:29:54,462 --> 00:29:56,208 * * 637 00:29:56,249 --> 00:29:57,995 - Look at that grip. 638 00:30:00,487 --> 00:30:02,399 - Fuck. I'm sorry. 639 00:30:02,439 --> 00:30:06,594 I'm drunk, um, 640 00:30:06,636 --> 00:30:11,248 but this is important to me, 641 00:30:11,289 --> 00:30:12,827 and you just, like... 642 00:30:15,237 --> 00:30:17,231 You know, sometimes, I feel like you're the only person 643 00:30:17,272 --> 00:30:20,472 that actually understands me, you know? 644 00:30:20,514 --> 00:30:24,045 And I know this sounds, like, monumentally stupid, 645 00:30:24,087 --> 00:30:27,327 but I sort of always felt like fate brought us together 646 00:30:27,369 --> 00:30:30,194 or something, you know? 647 00:30:30,235 --> 00:30:33,019 Like, maybe the worst night of my life 648 00:30:33,061 --> 00:30:35,844 wasn't actually the worst night of my life. 649 00:30:38,338 --> 00:30:40,872 That is a... 650 00:30:40,913 --> 00:30:44,528 just a fucking dark thing to say. 651 00:30:44,569 --> 00:30:46,855 - Fuck, Mingus. - No, no, stop. 652 00:30:46,895 --> 00:30:47,976 It... 653 00:30:50,386 --> 00:30:54,582 Damn it, I'm such an idiot. 654 00:30:54,624 --> 00:30:56,452 - This is why we suggest our wrestlers 655 00:30:56,493 --> 00:30:57,906 douche before their matches. 656 00:30:57,948 --> 00:30:59,485 - I just wanted you to have a good birthday. 657 00:30:59,527 --> 00:31:01,728 [bell rings] 658 00:31:01,770 --> 00:31:04,346 - All right, bitches. Looks like we got somebody 659 00:31:04,388 --> 00:31:07,005 in the audience celebrating something special tonight. 660 00:31:07,047 --> 00:31:09,540 - Mingus, get on up here. 661 00:31:09,581 --> 00:31:12,572 [crowd cheering] 662 00:31:12,614 --> 00:31:15,190 - Come on, birthday girl. 663 00:31:15,232 --> 00:31:18,430 Bring that pink, crispy, fresh, little butthole up here. 664 00:31:18,472 --> 00:31:20,134 - [laughs] 665 00:31:20,176 --> 00:31:23,374 Okay, birthday girl, so you really want to fight? 666 00:31:23,416 --> 00:31:26,117 Got anyone in mind, baby? 667 00:31:26,159 --> 00:31:29,233 - Uh, yeah. Actually, I do. 668 00:31:29,275 --> 00:31:30,314 Him. 669 00:31:30,354 --> 00:31:33,471 [crowd oohing] 670 00:31:39,246 --> 00:31:42,237 - Bumpy, whiskey, puffy, crunchy. 671 00:31:42,279 --> 00:31:44,107 Get in that ring. 672 00:31:44,149 --> 00:31:47,099 [upbeat music playing] 673 00:31:47,140 --> 00:31:50,754 * * 674 00:31:50,796 --> 00:31:55,408 - Not me at a party with booze, drag wrestling, 675 00:31:55,449 --> 00:31:58,274 and our fucking English teacher. 676 00:31:58,316 --> 00:32:00,768 [laughter] Whoo! 677 00:32:02,471 --> 00:32:04,050 - Let's go. Whoo! 678 00:32:04,092 --> 00:32:09,368 - First one to pin the other for three seconds wins. 679 00:32:09,409 --> 00:32:12,152 - Ring the bell. Let's do this. 680 00:32:12,194 --> 00:32:13,772 [bell rings] 681 00:32:13,813 --> 00:32:15,060 - Hey. 682 00:32:15,101 --> 00:32:17,220 [crowd cheering] 683 00:32:17,262 --> 00:32:18,758 - Come on. Fight me. 684 00:32:18,799 --> 00:32:19,755 You fucking coward. 685 00:32:21,666 --> 00:32:24,533 - Okay, Mingus, this is stupid. 686 00:32:26,818 --> 00:32:30,308 Hey, hey, hey. Look, I don't want to hurt you. 687 00:32:30,349 --> 00:32:31,513 - Too late. 688 00:32:36,291 --> 00:32:39,157 - Hey, I just made a mistake. 689 00:32:39,199 --> 00:32:42,523 - What was the mistake? Ignoring me? 690 00:32:42,565 --> 00:32:45,016 Fucking me? Saving my life, huh? 691 00:32:45,057 --> 00:32:46,636 - Hey, hey, hey, that's not what I meant. 692 00:32:51,830 --> 00:32:53,243 - [grunts] - [grunts] 693 00:32:55,402 --> 00:32:56,774 - So what did you mean, then, huh? 694 00:32:56,816 --> 00:32:58,768 'Cause you've been pretty fucking vague. 695 00:33:00,430 --> 00:33:03,255 What does "she's starting" even mean? 696 00:33:03,297 --> 00:33:06,246 [spacey electronic music] 697 00:33:06,288 --> 00:33:11,648 - One, two, three. - [laughing] 698 00:33:11,689 --> 00:33:15,180 [bell rings] We have a winner, everybody. 699 00:33:15,221 --> 00:33:18,711 - She is done, finished, and dead! 700 00:33:18,753 --> 00:33:20,539 - Yeah! 701 00:33:20,581 --> 00:33:22,201 Whoo! 702 00:33:23,739 --> 00:33:25,317 Let's go! 703 00:33:25,358 --> 00:33:28,474 [upbeat music playing] 704 00:33:28,516 --> 00:33:33,128 * * 705 00:33:33,169 --> 00:33:36,992 [screaming] 706 00:33:37,033 --> 00:33:40,648 [crowd cheering] 707 00:33:40,690 --> 00:33:43,682 [laughs] 708 00:33:43,722 --> 00:33:47,836 - * Don't lose me * 709 00:33:47,877 --> 00:33:50,786 [melancholy rock music] 710 00:33:50,827 --> 00:33:52,406 * * 711 00:33:52,448 --> 00:33:56,063 * Don't let go of me yet * 712 00:33:56,104 --> 00:34:00,383 * * 713 00:34:00,425 --> 00:34:03,250 - Not me at a party with booze, 714 00:34:03,292 --> 00:34:07,405 drag wrestling, and our fucking English teacher. 715 00:34:07,447 --> 00:34:10,687 - * And when you came * 716 00:34:10,729 --> 00:34:15,881 * All of my thoughts weren't that * 717 00:34:15,922 --> 00:34:18,706 * It goes so slow * 718 00:34:18,747 --> 00:34:24,314 * But it feels like everything's going so fast * 719 00:34:24,356 --> 00:34:27,971 * And I've never been * 720 00:34:28,012 --> 00:34:32,542 * Loved, like, baby, at all * 721 00:34:32,582 --> 00:34:34,743 - [mouthing words] 722 00:34:34,785 --> 00:34:36,613 [phone chimes] 723 00:34:36,655 --> 00:34:40,975 - * Don't lose me * 724 00:34:41,017 --> 00:34:44,923 * * 725 00:34:44,964 --> 00:34:48,745 * Don't let me go away yet * 726 00:34:48,787 --> 00:34:51,487 * I--I * 727 00:34:51,528 --> 00:34:54,354 * I've never been * 728 00:34:54,395 --> 00:34:59,340 * Loved, like, baby, the way you know me at all * 729 00:34:59,381 --> 00:35:06,278 * * 730 00:35:09,601 --> 00:35:12,843 - What a fucking shitshow. 731 00:35:12,884 --> 00:35:14,504 So tell me again how that was easier 732 00:35:14,546 --> 00:35:15,668 than just telling Mingus 733 00:35:15,710 --> 00:35:17,163 you didn't want to be their boyfriend. 734 00:35:24,684 --> 00:35:26,387 - [chuckles] I couldn't do it. 735 00:35:28,755 --> 00:35:30,667 I just... 736 00:35:31,788 --> 00:35:33,408 Mingus... 737 00:35:35,112 --> 00:35:37,231 Makes me feel like I'm a good person. 738 00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:47,077 It's kind of sad how a teenager is the only one 739 00:35:47,119 --> 00:35:51,731 who could look at me with, like, high regard. 740 00:35:51,772 --> 00:35:54,723 [soft percussive music] 741 00:35:54,763 --> 00:35:57,921 * * 742 00:35:57,963 --> 00:35:59,957 [laughs] 743 00:35:59,999 --> 00:36:02,284 Good thing they figured it out on their own. 744 00:36:04,652 --> 00:36:06,771 Yeah, I'm a fucking mess. 745 00:36:13,544 --> 00:36:16,992 - Not a total mess. - [chuckles] 746 00:36:17,033 --> 00:36:23,931 * * 747 00:36:28,501 --> 00:36:29,623 [doorknob clicks open] 748 00:36:29,664 --> 00:36:32,614 [soft music playing] 749 00:36:32,656 --> 00:36:39,760 * * 750 00:36:41,422 --> 00:36:42,627 - Hi. 751 00:36:44,164 --> 00:36:50,521 - Look, I have no experience with this. 752 00:36:50,563 --> 00:36:52,224 Most of the time, I'm pretty self-contained, 753 00:36:52,266 --> 00:36:53,263 you know? 754 00:36:53,305 --> 00:36:54,842 I've had to be. 755 00:36:54,884 --> 00:36:59,579 So I don't really know how to handle messiness. 756 00:36:59,620 --> 00:37:02,902 - What are you saying? 757 00:37:02,944 --> 00:37:05,602 - I've slept with a lot of guys. 758 00:37:05,644 --> 00:37:07,680 I mean, more than some people would think, 759 00:37:07,721 --> 00:37:12,791 but you're the only man I've ever woken up with. 760 00:37:14,992 --> 00:37:16,613 And that scares me. 761 00:37:25,670 --> 00:37:27,706 - I have a proposition for you. 762 00:37:27,748 --> 00:37:30,573 - Oh, I can't do meth. I have a weak constitution. 763 00:37:30,615 --> 00:37:32,858 - [laughs] You're so dumb. 764 00:37:34,728 --> 00:37:37,013 If you promise to stop saying 765 00:37:37,055 --> 00:37:40,004 that each time we have sex is the last time, 766 00:37:40,046 --> 00:37:42,747 then we don't have to tell Brodie anything. 767 00:37:45,572 --> 00:37:49,477 - Maybe we don't have to tell Brodie anything yet. 768 00:37:49,519 --> 00:37:52,427 [The Blue's "Games"] 769 00:37:52,468 --> 00:37:55,419 [melancholy music] 770 00:37:55,460 --> 00:38:02,274 * * 771 00:38:02,315 --> 00:38:06,885 - * All the games that you and I've been playing * 772 00:38:06,927 --> 00:38:09,670 * * 773 00:38:09,710 --> 00:38:13,159 * They don't hit me quite the same * 774 00:38:13,201 --> 00:38:15,984 * * 775 00:38:16,026 --> 00:38:20,223 * 'Cause all the games that you and I've been playing * 776 00:38:20,264 --> 00:38:22,673 * * 777 00:38:22,715 --> 00:38:26,164 * They don't hit me quite the same * 778 00:38:26,206 --> 00:38:30,194 * Since you've been gone * 779 00:38:30,235 --> 00:38:33,268 * Baby * 780 00:38:33,310 --> 00:38:36,093 * I feel alive * 781 00:38:36,135 --> 00:38:39,127 * I feel alive * 782 00:38:39,168 --> 00:38:42,907 * Since you've been gone * 783 00:38:42,949 --> 00:38:45,982 * Baby * 784 00:38:46,023 --> 00:38:48,143 * I feel alive * 785 00:38:48,184 --> 00:38:53,253 * * 786 00:38:53,294 --> 00:38:56,867 * Ooh * 787 00:38:56,909 --> 00:38:59,692 * Now, baby, baby, I * 788 00:38:59,734 --> 00:39:03,265 * Oh, ooh * [phone buzzes] 789 00:39:03,307 --> 00:39:06,174 * Now, baby, baby, I * 790 00:39:06,216 --> 00:39:09,914 * Oh, ooh * [phone buzzes] 791 00:39:09,954 --> 00:39:16,187 * Now, baby, baby, I, oh, ooh * 792 00:39:16,228 --> 00:39:22,461 * Now, baby, baby, I, oh, ooh * 793 00:39:22,502 --> 00:39:28,900 * Now, baby, baby, I, oh, ooh * 794 00:39:28,942 --> 00:39:30,563 - Fuck. 795 00:39:41,365 --> 00:39:44,065 both: Hi. 796 00:39:50,755 --> 00:39:51,669 - [chuckles] 797 00:39:53,580 --> 00:39:56,031 - Wow. 798 00:39:56,073 --> 00:39:59,937 He really never came, huh? - Hmm. 799 00:40:02,222 --> 00:40:05,836 Did you have fun at the party? 800 00:40:05,878 --> 00:40:07,332 - Um... 801 00:40:10,157 --> 00:40:11,985 - You want some cake? 802 00:40:12,027 --> 00:40:16,182 - Yes. Yes, please. 803 00:40:16,223 --> 00:40:18,883 Oh, my God. [chuckles] 804 00:40:18,924 --> 00:40:23,951 - So what happened? 805 00:40:23,993 --> 00:40:28,730 - Mm, well... 806 00:40:28,770 --> 00:40:30,308 I realized... 807 00:40:32,011 --> 00:40:35,419 I am so my mother's daughter. 808 00:40:35,460 --> 00:40:39,781 - Mm, is that a good thing or a bad thing? 809 00:40:39,823 --> 00:40:41,651 - Depends on the day. 810 00:40:41,693 --> 00:40:44,518 [light sentimental music] 811 00:40:44,558 --> 00:40:46,428 But mostly a good thing. 812 00:40:50,791 --> 00:40:52,079 - Okay. 813 00:40:54,032 --> 00:40:57,023 Happy birthday, Mingus. 814 00:40:57,065 --> 00:41:00,139 - [laughs] Happy birthday, me. 815 00:41:00,181 --> 00:41:02,923 - [laughs] 816 00:41:02,964 --> 00:41:05,707 - It's really good. - It is. 817 00:41:08,698 --> 00:41:12,478 [upbeat percussive music] 818 00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:19,376 * * 56345

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