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[The Last Artful,
Dodgr's "Hot"]
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- * Hot, hot, hot, hot *
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* Hot, hot *
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* *
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- * Died inside,
it's all right *
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* Lovin' is a fairy tale,
least in my head it's so *
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* Childish-like, immature *
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* Batman,
robbin' man's everything *
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* And it's not *
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- * Hot, hot, hot, hot *
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* Hot, hot, hot, hot *
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- * I feel like dyin'
for sure *
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* Lockin' the pine for sure,
man's not *
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- * Hot, hot, hot, hot *
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* Hot, hot, hot, hot *
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- * I feel like dyin'
for sure *
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* Lockin' the pine for sure *
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* Pompous like Pomeranian *
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* You say I'm a dog
and I'm crazy *
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* Yeah, maybe true *
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* Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh *
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* But I never stray
from you *
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* Shoo-op,
always by your side *
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- Hey, Noah, me again, Brodie.
[laughs]
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I don't mean
to blow up your phone.
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I'm just--I'm losing
my fucking mind
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at the house and wondering
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if you need
some company over there,
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you know,
even for just a couple of--
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- * I feel like dyin'
for sure *
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* Lockin' the pine for sure *
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* Man's not *
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- * Hot, hot, hot, hot *
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- [moaning]
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- * I feel like dyin'
for sure *
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* Lockin' the pine for sure *
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- Okay, baby's fed.
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I was thinking we could go
to Ruby' later for--hello.
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- Hi, sorry.
Do you mind if I--
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- By all means.
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You clearly got
your own breakfast plans.
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* *
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- * I feel like dyin'
for sure *
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* Lockin' the pine for sure *
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* Enough is enough *
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* Is enough, ain't it? *
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* Enough is enough *
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* Is enough, ain't it? *
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* Enough is enough *
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* Giving up, ooh,
on my luck *
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[all moaning]
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- * Is enough, giving up *
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* Ooh, on my luck *
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* *
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- Fuck.
[phone rumbles]
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* *
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- * I feel like dyin'
for sure *
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* Lockin' the pine for sure *
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* Enough is enough *
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* Is enough, ain't it? *
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* Enough is enough *
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* Is enough, ain't it? *
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* Enough is enough *
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* Giving up, ooh, on my luck *
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* Wah, wah, man's not *
- * Hot, hot *
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- [playing sparse piano]
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* *
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- No, no, keep going.
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It's like when you used
to play cocktail hour.
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Oh, you were so good.
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- I was even better
after sneaking
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a couple of French 75s.
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- [laughs]
What's that?
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- Just a thoughtful note
Winston slid under my door.
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- [chuckles]
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- You know, he's been even
more of an asshole lately.
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- That's because
he is an asshole.
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- Then why are you still
with him?
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- What can I say, honey?
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The best dicks often
have the worst owners.
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- Oh, my God.
Ew, do not tell me that.
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- Are you going to that
Jack Cole Jordan vigil later?
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- How do you even know
about that?
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Also, no.
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- Well, that little gay boy
is so inspiring
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the way he took this tragedy
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and turned it
into a call to help people.
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- It's not inspiring.
It's opportunistic.
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Anyways, I'm not going
to his performative cry-fest.
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- Can we talk
about you seeing someone?
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Now, it doesn't have
to be Dr. Maxwell.
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But I do think seeing someone
is a very good idea.
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- Look, I saw the shrink
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you wanted me to see,
and it didn't work.
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- Okay, fine, fuck therapy.
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How about acupuncture?
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Now, I know this older woman.
She's on the west bank.
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- You think the thing that's
gonna fix me getting shot
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is me getting stabbed?
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- This is with needles,
and it's not like--
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- Julian, where are we going?
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- Well, I'm going to the mall.
- I'll drive.
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You know,
I just need to change first.
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- Brodie, can we talk
about this?
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- Sorry, I wanna spend some
quality time with my brother.
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Let's go.
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What do you think
I should wear?
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- Okay, take it down,
like, one notch.
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[upbeat music]
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Are you sure the babies
aren't gonna suffocate on that?
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- Look, I've gotta bring
something to the sip and see,
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and dinosaurs are dope
and transcend gender binaries.
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They'll love it.
So what do you need to get?
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- Nothing, came to hang out.
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- Oh, cool.
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- Hey.
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- So how do you know
everyone here?
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- Because they're my friends.
That's Jojo.
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Her boyfriend's a pilot
for Delta,
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so I get all the gossip
on new routes
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and what they're adding
to their fleet.
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- Right,
I mean, you see them here,
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but don't you wanna, like,
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I don't know, meet a girl
or make real friends?
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- These are my real friends.
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- Right, cool.
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- Okay, when someone invites
you into their home,
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don't be a dick, all right?
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- I'm not.
I'm just looking at it--
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- Yes, you were.
Look, I get it, okay?
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It's really easy to look past
this place and these people
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and think in a world
with Amazon,
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why does a mall even need
to exist, right?
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- I mean, yeah.
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- But it does exist.
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Even if you can't see it,
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even if you ignore it,
it's still here.
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Brodie, just because something
isn't cool or whatever,
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it doesn't mean
it doesn't have value.
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It just means that
you might need to look harder.
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- Wow, that's--
- I have to pee.
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[child screaming]
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[upbeat music]
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* *
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[gunshot]
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* *
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[gunshot]
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- [gasping]
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[soft music]
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* *
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- Hey, hey, Brodie, Brodie.
Look at me.
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Shh, it's okay, it's okay.
Just breathe.
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Come on.
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* *
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You're okay.
Just sit.
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* *
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Drink this.
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* *
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You're okay.
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* *
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- Weird,
I think I was just having a...
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* *
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- Yeah, I know actually.
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- Right.
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It's good to see you.
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- [scoffs]
- What?
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- I don't know.
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I mean, after that night,
I DMed you a few times.
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Never heard back, so...
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- Yeah, I'm not really
on social media
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is a fucking bullshit
blow off line.
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I don't know, I guess I just
don't know proper etiquette
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for I ate your ass,
then we survived a shooting,
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then I discovered you were
secretly in high school.
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- Oh, is that not
a common thing for you?
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- It was my first time.
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- Oh, weird.
[laughs]
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You going
to JCJ's vigil tonight?
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- No, last place on the planet
I would wanna go.
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- Right, okay.
See, my mom wanted me to go,
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and I'm just like--
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luckily, she's working,
so saved.
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Would you want to,
like, hang out?
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I mean, if your friend here
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doesn't mind me
tagging along, that is.
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- [laughs]
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You know, I would,
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but I have to go
to this potluck sip and see
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at Ruthie's,
or Ms. O'Neill's, I guess.
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I don't know.
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It's for people to come see
the babies and stuff.
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Another time?
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- Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
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[police radio chatter]
- Fuck this.
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- I'm sorry, this is
just a misunderstanding.
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* *
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- What was just
a misunderstanding?
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- Um, right.
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* *
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- Kylie Jenner's collection.
- What?
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I'm not gonna
steal from Rihanna.
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I'm not a monster.
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[radio chatter]
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[tense music]
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* *
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- Thanks for picking up
your phone this time.
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- I usually do when someone
calls eight times in a row
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and says,
"The police are involved."
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- Yeah, well,
I really needed your help.
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- It's fine.
It's for a good reason.
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Happy I could get him off.
- You got him off?
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- Don't make
a "get him off" joke.
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Anyway, he got a warning.
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Also, you do know
that this is not the kind
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of law that I practice, right?
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- Right, but doesn't
every lawyer have to learn
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about mall cruising cases
the first week of law school?
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You know, start
with the important stuff.
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- Right, the fundamentals.
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Also, it's nice to you
stepping up for Julian.
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- I'm nice.
Everybody knows that.
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- Brodie, can we go?
- One second.
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So Ruthie and Shar are having
this thing for everyone
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to come meet the babies today.
Wanna come?
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- I wish I could,
but I gotta get back to work.
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I'm swamped.
- Okay.
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Can we at least hang out soon?
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I wanna see you.
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- Yeah, maybe.
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Hey, don't worry, okay?
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If I got arrested
every time I cruised,
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I'd be doing 25 to life.
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- Thanks.
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- So was it
a glory hole situation,
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or were y'all
going under stall?
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- Funny.
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- I can't believe
I didn't know you were gay.
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Why didn't you tell me?
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- I don't know why
you're so surprised.
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We don't talk.
- That is not true.
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I know for a fact
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I sent you that horny frog meme
on your birthday.
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- You did, two years ago.
- Wow.
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It's a pretty basic meme, too.
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- Yeah, I'd seen it,
like, a thousand times.
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- Holy shit, Brenda and Winston
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are gonna fucking lose it
when they find out.
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Look, I can be with you
when you tell them if you want.
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- Oh, they already know.
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They've known
for, like, two years.
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- And they didn't freak out?
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Sorry.
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I guess a lot has changed
since I've left.
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- Yeah, that's kind
of what happens.
255
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,125
- Okay.
256
00:11:55,166 --> 00:11:58,241
Like, maybe we haven't
talked before,
257
00:11:58,283 --> 00:12:02,021
but that doesn't mean
we can't now, right?
258
00:12:02,063 --> 00:12:04,389
I wanna know everything.
Are you going to bars?
259
00:12:04,430 --> 00:12:06,384
Who are your gays?
Do I know them?
260
00:12:06,424 --> 00:12:08,502
- The whole gay scene
really isn't my thing.
261
00:12:08,544 --> 00:12:09,914
- Isn't your thing?
262
00:12:09,956 --> 00:12:12,490
Fuck, look, let me make up
for lost time.
263
00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:14,942
I'm going to be the Aladdin
to your Jasmine
264
00:12:14,982 --> 00:12:16,852
and show you
a whole new world of faggotry.
265
00:12:16,894 --> 00:12:19,095
- Brodie, I was arrested
for sucking dick
266
00:12:19,137 --> 00:12:21,422
in a bathroom stall today.
I think I'm good.
267
00:12:21,464 --> 00:12:25,285
- Julian, shut up
and get on the magic carpet.
268
00:12:25,327 --> 00:12:28,443
There will be go-go boys
and dick pics.
269
00:12:28,485 --> 00:12:30,603
- Have you even seen "Aladdin"?
No, just take me home.
270
00:12:30,644 --> 00:12:32,265
- After.
271
00:12:32,307 --> 00:12:34,799
First we gotta stop at Ruthie
and Shar's to see their babies.
272
00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:37,790
[upbeat music]
273
00:12:37,832 --> 00:12:39,244
* *
274
00:12:39,286 --> 00:12:42,111
- Oh, my God, they're so cute.
275
00:12:42,153 --> 00:12:44,063
- You told people
this was a potluck, right?
276
00:12:44,105 --> 00:12:46,971
'Cause nobody brought food.
They all just sipping.
277
00:12:47,013 --> 00:12:49,256
If one of these drunk bitches
drops our kid,
278
00:12:49,297 --> 00:12:51,957
my friend count
is gonna drop to zero.
279
00:12:53,618 --> 00:12:55,114
- [mouths words]
280
00:12:57,149 --> 00:12:59,975
- She is so brave.
I mean, I couldn't handle it.
281
00:13:00,016 --> 00:13:02,509
- After what she
just went through, oh, my God.
282
00:13:02,550 --> 00:13:03,713
- I don't know what to say.
283
00:13:03,755 --> 00:13:04,876
- And she's still here.
- Okay, fuck this.
284
00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:05,915
[baby fussing]
285
00:13:05,957 --> 00:13:07,037
- Is she okay?
286
00:13:07,079 --> 00:13:10,651
[electronic music]
287
00:13:10,692 --> 00:13:12,520
- Hey.
288
00:13:12,562 --> 00:13:15,013
* *
289
00:13:15,055 --> 00:13:16,965
How you holding up
since the shooting--
290
00:13:17,007 --> 00:13:19,084
- Oh, Brodie.
Sorry, just gotta--
291
00:13:19,126 --> 00:13:23,238
- Oh-ho!
And they call you mother.
292
00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:24,817
Ga, ga, ga, ga!
293
00:13:24,859 --> 00:13:28,057
- Hi.
Hi, Julian.
294
00:13:28,099 --> 00:13:30,633
- Hi.
- The fuck is this?
295
00:13:30,675 --> 00:13:32,171
- For the babies.
296
00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:34,248
- Great, just put it somewhere
Shar can't see it.
297
00:13:34,290 --> 00:13:35,868
Oh, sorry so much.
298
00:13:38,111 --> 00:13:39,939
- So the party's going well.
299
00:13:39,981 --> 00:13:42,722
- On one hand, it's so nice
to see so many friends.
300
00:13:42,764 --> 00:13:44,842
And on the other,
I'd love if they all died.
301
00:13:44,882 --> 00:13:46,337
Is that weird?
302
00:13:46,379 --> 00:13:47,791
- It's only weird
303
00:13:47,833 --> 00:13:49,536
if you're pretending
it's nice to see these people.
304
00:13:49,577 --> 00:13:56,349
* *
305
00:13:58,883 --> 00:14:01,832
- She won't go to therapy.
She won't go to the vigil.
306
00:14:01,874 --> 00:14:03,826
You know what she will do?
307
00:14:03,868 --> 00:14:06,195
- Kill her liver?
- Well, yeah.
308
00:14:06,236 --> 00:14:08,895
That and masturbating
like she's 13
309
00:14:08,936 --> 00:14:11,636
and just
discovered the hand shower.
310
00:14:11,678 --> 00:14:12,966
- Well, you gotta
admire a sex drive
311
00:14:13,008 --> 00:14:14,877
that can survive
a massive hate crime.
312
00:14:14,918 --> 00:14:17,993
- I do admire it, okay,
but I just wish
313
00:14:18,035 --> 00:14:19,613
she'd acknowledge
she going through it,
314
00:14:19,654 --> 00:14:21,939
instead of pretending like her
biggest problem is getting off.
315
00:14:21,981 --> 00:14:23,435
- Honestly,
it's my only problem.
316
00:14:23,476 --> 00:14:24,723
- I totally get it.
317
00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:25,886
When my dog died,
I couldn't cum for a week.
318
00:14:25,928 --> 00:14:27,299
You just gotta get creative.
319
00:14:27,340 --> 00:14:28,711
Be a teenager about it.
320
00:14:28,752 --> 00:14:30,331
Like, jerk off wherever
and whenever you can.
321
00:14:30,373 --> 00:14:31,952
Public bathrooms,
cars, the bus.
322
00:14:31,993 --> 00:14:33,988
- Girl, how have you
not been arrested?
323
00:14:34,028 --> 00:14:37,186
- Trust me, you have a block.
You gotta clear it.
324
00:14:37,228 --> 00:14:39,222
- Hey, babe.
325
00:14:39,264 --> 00:14:41,132
Can you go get those blankets
that kid from NOCCA made us?
326
00:14:41,174 --> 00:14:43,916
- On it.
327
00:14:43,958 --> 00:14:46,534
- Masturbating
in your bedroom during a party?
328
00:14:46,575 --> 00:14:48,569
That's so wrong.
329
00:14:48,610 --> 00:14:50,563
- Get the fuck outta here.
330
00:14:50,605 --> 00:14:52,350
- What?
I'm an ideas person.
331
00:14:52,390 --> 00:14:59,495
* *
332
00:15:01,281 --> 00:15:04,190
[percussion music]
333
00:15:04,230 --> 00:15:09,424
* *
334
00:15:14,616 --> 00:15:17,525
[percussion music]
335
00:15:17,567 --> 00:15:21,679
* *
336
00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:23,341
- [sighs]
337
00:15:28,077 --> 00:15:30,943
[impacts and crying]
338
00:15:35,929 --> 00:15:38,795
- You're just
a filthy fucking whore.
339
00:15:38,836 --> 00:15:40,830
- Yes, Mistress.
340
00:15:40,872 --> 00:15:42,700
[whimpers]
341
00:15:45,442 --> 00:15:48,391
- Yes, Mommy,
I'm a filthy whore.
342
00:15:52,546 --> 00:15:55,703
[indistinct chatter]
343
00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:58,985
- Shit.
344
00:15:59,027 --> 00:16:01,852
- [moaning and whimpering]
345
00:16:07,128 --> 00:16:10,119
[baby crying]
346
00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:12,736
- Damn it, she's awake.
347
00:16:13,899 --> 00:16:15,810
- I know, it's fine.
I'll get her.
348
00:16:15,852 --> 00:16:17,763
- Are you sure?
- No, babe, I got it.
349
00:16:17,804 --> 00:16:19,965
- You did it last time.
It's my turn.
350
00:16:20,006 --> 00:16:21,917
- She gets the crying thing
from you.
351
00:16:21,959 --> 00:16:24,409
- Yes, you do.
[camera shutter clicks]
352
00:16:31,015 --> 00:16:33,923
- There she is.
Any luck?
353
00:16:33,964 --> 00:16:36,084
- Unfortunately, no.
354
00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:39,448
- Oh, I'm sorry, baby.
355
00:16:40,861 --> 00:16:43,478
Maybe you just graduated
from darker and darker porn
356
00:16:43,519 --> 00:16:45,182
and now nothing
can get you there.
357
00:16:45,223 --> 00:16:46,843
Been there.
358
00:16:46,885 --> 00:16:49,004
- Oh, yeah?
- Oh, absolutely.
359
00:16:49,045 --> 00:16:50,374
There was this two-month period
360
00:16:50,416 --> 00:16:52,285
when I discovered
those weird Czech videos
361
00:16:52,326 --> 00:16:54,238
where the dudes' bodies
would be half in a wall.
362
00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:56,481
People's faces were
a total turnoff for months.
363
00:16:56,523 --> 00:17:00,553
- I've seen those videos.
I'd work at a place like that.
364
00:17:00,594 --> 00:17:03,128
- You'd be terrible
at a place like that.
365
00:17:03,169 --> 00:17:04,707
- Fuck you.
I'd be a star.
366
00:17:04,748 --> 00:17:07,656
- No, that is
a pillow princess job.
367
00:17:07,698 --> 00:17:09,484
You like doing the work.
368
00:17:09,526 --> 00:17:11,478
- Aw, I do like doing the work.
369
00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:14,469
[laughter]
370
00:17:15,633 --> 00:17:19,164
You're not going
to the JCJ vigil thing, right?
371
00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:21,282
Right?
Fucking thank you.
372
00:17:21,324 --> 00:17:23,401
Shar keeps pushing it,
saying it'll be cathartic.
373
00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:26,101
I'm like, "Why would I want
go be on display like that?"
374
00:17:26,143 --> 00:17:28,137
"Come on down.
See the crying fag."
375
00:17:28,179 --> 00:17:30,256
- They wouldn't call you a fag.
- I know.
376
00:17:30,298 --> 00:17:33,538
I miss being called a fag.
I'm a woman of fag experience.
377
00:17:33,580 --> 00:17:37,360
- [laughs]
Look, I get it though.
378
00:17:37,401 --> 00:17:40,226
If one more person
calls me brave,
379
00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:41,929
I'm gonna kick them
full-on in the dick.
380
00:17:41,971 --> 00:17:43,592
- Mm-hmm.
381
00:17:43,633 --> 00:17:45,669
- Although based
on your choice of porn,
382
00:17:45,710 --> 00:17:46,915
I probably shouldn't tempt you.
383
00:17:46,956 --> 00:17:49,408
- Shut up.
384
00:17:49,449 --> 00:17:52,399
[soft music]
385
00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:54,102
* *
386
00:17:54,144 --> 00:17:57,342
- You know I'd do
anything for you.
387
00:17:57,384 --> 00:17:59,045
- Faggot.
388
00:17:59,087 --> 00:18:01,704
* *
389
00:18:01,746 --> 00:18:03,698
- Oh, shit.
390
00:18:03,740 --> 00:18:05,236
I forgot why I was
looking for you.
391
00:18:05,277 --> 00:18:08,393
I think Gen Z might
have crashed sip and see.
392
00:18:08,434 --> 00:18:11,176
* *
393
00:18:11,218 --> 00:18:12,382
- Brodie.
394
00:18:13,959 --> 00:18:15,953
- Sorry so much.
395
00:18:20,607 --> 00:18:21,895
- Oh.
396
00:18:21,936 --> 00:18:24,262
- My gosh, so many options.
397
00:18:25,592 --> 00:18:30,037
Ruthie, hi, happy baby.
- What are you doing here?
398
00:18:30,078 --> 00:18:31,823
- You're on leave, so you're
not technically my teacher.
399
00:18:31,865 --> 00:18:33,859
Plus, we're like friends now.
400
00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:35,770
And friends show up to friends,
401
00:18:35,811 --> 00:18:39,011
like, whatever
this baby potluck thing is.
402
00:18:39,052 --> 00:18:43,372
Also, this is for you and,
like, maybe the babies.
403
00:18:43,414 --> 00:18:46,945
I got the vegan ones,
which should be okay for them.
404
00:18:46,987 --> 00:18:48,731
- I'm guessing this
wasn't your idea?
405
00:18:48,773 --> 00:18:50,269
- I'm sorry, Ms. O'Neill.
I tried to tell him.
406
00:18:50,310 --> 00:18:52,304
- Oh, God, the betrayal
and, like, immediately.
407
00:18:52,346 --> 00:18:54,091
- Yeah, sorry to interrupt,
but you guys need to go home.
408
00:18:54,132 --> 00:18:57,040
Come on, come on.
- [groans]
409
00:18:57,082 --> 00:18:59,574
Okay, fine,
but I'm taking this.
410
00:18:59,616 --> 00:19:02,814
Excuse me, have fun.
Bye, bye.
411
00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:06,928
Real quick though,
is Brodie here?
412
00:19:06,969 --> 00:19:09,628
'Cause I think he wanted
to hang out with me.
413
00:19:09,669 --> 00:19:12,038
- You know, you actually
you just missed him.
414
00:19:12,079 --> 00:19:14,904
- Oh, do you know
where he was going?
415
00:19:14,945 --> 00:19:16,399
- Maybe go
to the vigil tonight.
416
00:19:16,441 --> 00:19:18,560
I think he might be there.
417
00:19:18,602 --> 00:19:21,426
- Really?
Because earlier he said that--
418
00:19:21,468 --> 00:19:24,209
- Must have changed his mind,
said something about it
419
00:19:24,251 --> 00:19:27,242
maybe being good for him,
cathartic.
420
00:19:28,572 --> 00:19:29,860
- Okay.
- Okay, bye.
421
00:19:29,901 --> 00:19:31,688
Thanks for the quiche.
422
00:19:31,730 --> 00:19:33,931
- All right, fine.
- See you.
423
00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:36,049
- Bye.
424
00:19:43,652 --> 00:19:44,898
Quiche.
- Oh, thank God.
425
00:19:44,940 --> 00:19:46,726
I'm so fucking hungry.
- Mm, thank you.
426
00:19:46,768 --> 00:19:49,966
[upbeat music]
427
00:19:50,008 --> 00:19:52,251
* *
428
00:19:52,293 --> 00:19:53,996
- Hey, how are you doing?
429
00:19:54,038 --> 00:19:56,239
You know, I was supposed
to be at Babylon
430
00:19:56,281 --> 00:19:59,563
for a bachelorette that night,
but I was too tired,
431
00:19:59,605 --> 00:20:01,557
but can you imagine
432
00:20:01,599 --> 00:20:04,548
if I had had one more cup
of coffee that day?
433
00:20:04,590 --> 00:20:08,495
- No, I cannot imagine at all.
434
00:20:08,536 --> 00:20:15,058
* *
435
00:20:15,100 --> 00:20:16,845
I'd like to make a toast!
436
00:20:18,964 --> 00:20:22,703
First, I wanna thank Ruthie,
my best friend,
437
00:20:22,744 --> 00:20:24,697
since--well,
since we were young enough
438
00:20:24,738 --> 00:20:26,400
that calling someone
your best friend
439
00:20:26,441 --> 00:20:28,186
was a very loaded set of words.
440
00:20:28,228 --> 00:20:30,804
You know, Ryan Andrews stopped
being my friend all together
441
00:20:30,846 --> 00:20:32,465
when I gave the title
to Ruthie,
442
00:20:32,507 --> 00:20:34,501
but that sacrifice
was worth it.
443
00:20:34,543 --> 00:20:36,121
- He got kicked out of school
444
00:20:36,163 --> 00:20:38,738
because he wouldn't stop
taking his dick out in class.
445
00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:42,851
- Regardless, I wanna wish you
and Shar all the best
446
00:20:42,893 --> 00:20:45,136
in your new journey as parents.
447
00:20:45,178 --> 00:20:47,546
I especially wanna thank Shar
448
00:20:47,587 --> 00:20:49,042
because even though
they don't like me--
449
00:20:49,083 --> 00:20:50,496
- What kind of toast is this?
450
00:20:50,537 --> 00:20:52,946
- I want to thank you
451
00:20:52,988 --> 00:20:56,312
because you still let me
be your donor.
452
00:20:56,353 --> 00:20:58,597
You let me play a little part
453
00:20:58,637 --> 00:21:01,048
in bringing these two beauties
into the world.
454
00:21:02,667 --> 00:21:04,329
To Flotsam and Jetsam!
455
00:21:04,371 --> 00:21:06,531
- To Florence and Jett,
but thank you.
456
00:21:06,573 --> 00:21:10,686
- But most importantly,
I wanna raise a toast
457
00:21:10,727 --> 00:21:14,092
to all you wonderful people
here today.
458
00:21:14,134 --> 00:21:16,004
All these great...
459
00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:20,033
Allies.
460
00:21:20,074 --> 00:21:23,356
I mean, if it weren't for you,
461
00:21:23,398 --> 00:21:26,098
who would ask us
if we were okay?
462
00:21:26,139 --> 00:21:29,588
Who would tell us
about all the ways
463
00:21:29,629 --> 00:21:32,787
that the most traumatic night
of our lives
464
00:21:32,828 --> 00:21:34,490
was, kind of, sort of
465
00:21:34,531 --> 00:21:38,727
actually almost about them?
466
00:21:40,431 --> 00:21:42,924
I mean, 'cause
that's the takeaway here.
467
00:21:42,965 --> 00:21:46,621
You know, this party,
the vigil tonight, hell,
468
00:21:46,662 --> 00:21:50,567
the shooting itself,
it's really all about you.
469
00:21:54,016 --> 00:21:55,677
To these heroes.
470
00:21:57,505 --> 00:21:59,125
- Wow.
471
00:21:59,167 --> 00:22:01,161
Someone making
someone else's moment
472
00:22:01,202 --> 00:22:03,571
about them.
Can you imagine?
473
00:22:03,612 --> 00:22:05,149
- Okay, Shar,
let's give him a break.
474
00:22:05,190 --> 00:22:07,309
- What?
Give him a break?
475
00:22:07,351 --> 00:22:09,303
The person in our home
insulting the people
476
00:22:09,345 --> 00:22:11,214
we work with, he needs a break?
477
00:22:13,167 --> 00:22:14,912
You know what?
478
00:22:14,954 --> 00:22:18,360
I'm gonna go check
on the babies for a minute.
479
00:22:20,354 --> 00:22:23,262
[upbeat pop music]
480
00:22:23,303 --> 00:22:24,758
* *
481
00:22:24,799 --> 00:22:26,087
- Guess I should go.
482
00:22:26,128 --> 00:22:31,612
* *
483
00:22:31,653 --> 00:22:33,606
- Well, this was lovely.
484
00:22:33,647 --> 00:22:36,638
Please have more kids,
so we can do it again.
485
00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:42,247
* *
486
00:22:47,606 --> 00:22:50,556
[percussion music]
487
00:22:50,598 --> 00:22:55,042
* *
488
00:22:55,084 --> 00:22:57,036
- So your toast
was interesting.
489
00:22:57,078 --> 00:22:59,321
- You don't think
it went well?
490
00:22:59,363 --> 00:23:00,984
- I think it
just kind of depends
491
00:23:01,025 --> 00:23:02,812
on what you were going for,
you know?
492
00:23:02,852 --> 00:23:06,592
- What if I was going for not
ruining a children's party?
493
00:23:06,633 --> 00:23:08,503
- Then I'd have some notes.
494
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:13,322
So you have kids.
495
00:23:13,364 --> 00:23:16,479
It's actually crazy that you
didn't tell me that, but okay.
496
00:23:20,301 --> 00:23:23,375
And now you're ignoring me.
Really?
497
00:23:26,657 --> 00:23:28,610
Brodie, what is happening?
498
00:23:28,651 --> 00:23:30,354
- I'm sorry.
499
00:23:30,396 --> 00:23:33,595
Honestly, I'm just going
through a lot, okay?
500
00:23:33,636 --> 00:23:36,087
And I feel really fucked up.
501
00:23:36,129 --> 00:23:38,248
Noah's been ignoring me,
which I get.
502
00:23:38,290 --> 00:23:39,868
But I don't know.
503
00:23:39,909 --> 00:23:41,903
I just thought
that after Babylon, you know,
504
00:23:41,945 --> 00:23:44,438
after Daddius that...
505
00:23:46,224 --> 00:23:47,803
Then he didn't wanna talk
to me.
506
00:23:47,845 --> 00:23:50,960
So it was just really nice
seeing him today.
507
00:23:51,001 --> 00:23:53,328
I just really wish
he'd message me back.
508
00:23:55,904 --> 00:23:58,688
- You know what?
I change my mind.
509
00:23:58,729 --> 00:24:03,216
I do need "Aladdin," yeah.
- What?
510
00:24:03,257 --> 00:24:06,165
- Come on, show me the world.
Give me the gay-BCs.
511
00:24:06,207 --> 00:24:07,453
- Oh, okay.
512
00:24:07,495 --> 00:24:09,821
Julian, you're right.
You know how to be gay.
513
00:24:11,483 --> 00:24:14,266
- I have never done the apps.
- Yes, you have.
514
00:24:14,308 --> 00:24:16,759
- No, no, CP just makes it
too tricky, you know?
515
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:18,130
It's like, do you mention it
and get guys
516
00:24:18,171 --> 00:24:19,916
that are weirdly into it,
or do you not mention it
517
00:24:19,957 --> 00:24:21,329
and risk someone
getting mad at you?
518
00:24:21,370 --> 00:24:22,617
So, no.
519
00:24:22,658 --> 00:24:26,896
- Well, you know,
I am pretty good at the apps.
520
00:24:26,937 --> 00:24:29,803
- I have no doubt about that.
521
00:24:29,845 --> 00:24:31,424
Okay, is this crazy?
522
00:24:31,465 --> 00:24:33,500
What if we trade phones?
523
00:24:33,542 --> 00:24:35,204
And you can build me a profile,
524
00:24:35,246 --> 00:24:37,281
and I can be Grindr Brodie
for a little bit.
525
00:24:37,322 --> 00:24:39,276
Like training wheels.
526
00:24:39,316 --> 00:24:40,895
- Okay, I'm in.
527
00:24:40,937 --> 00:24:43,555
But be careful
with Grindr Brodie.
528
00:24:43,595 --> 00:24:44,925
He's a lot.
529
00:24:44,967 --> 00:24:47,874
- Gross, but thank you.
- You have no idea.
530
00:24:47,916 --> 00:24:50,201
Okay, so you're
gonna get full pics.
531
00:24:50,243 --> 00:24:53,150
You're gonna get dick pics.
You're gonna get armpit pics.
532
00:24:53,192 --> 00:24:56,225
[upbeat music]
533
00:24:56,266 --> 00:24:57,762
* *
534
00:25:00,462 --> 00:25:03,370
[soft dramatic music]
535
00:25:03,412 --> 00:25:10,516
* *
536
00:25:26,718 --> 00:25:29,584
[phone chirps]
537
00:25:29,626 --> 00:25:34,237
* *
538
00:25:34,278 --> 00:25:37,560
[phone ringing]
539
00:25:37,602 --> 00:25:40,469
- You know you miss me.
540
00:25:40,510 --> 00:25:43,377
* *
541
00:25:43,418 --> 00:25:45,288
- Why are you here?
542
00:25:45,329 --> 00:25:47,033
- I'm here to fill
your paper tray.
543
00:25:47,074 --> 00:25:49,193
* *
544
00:25:49,235 --> 00:25:51,270
Come on.
545
00:25:51,312 --> 00:25:53,887
You didn't think
I actually left you?
546
00:25:53,929 --> 00:25:56,878
[tense music]
547
00:25:56,920 --> 00:26:00,991
* *
548
00:26:01,033 --> 00:26:03,027
- Stop, stop!
549
00:26:03,068 --> 00:26:04,855
Stop!
550
00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:05,976
* *
551
00:26:06,018 --> 00:26:07,389
Stop!
552
00:26:07,431 --> 00:26:13,122
* *
553
00:26:13,164 --> 00:26:16,113
[sobbing]
554
00:26:16,155 --> 00:26:20,849
* *
555
00:26:31,691 --> 00:26:35,099
- Babe, can you take a break
for a minute?
556
00:26:35,140 --> 00:26:36,594
- It's the least I can do.
557
00:26:36,636 --> 00:26:38,255
I don't know why I defended him
in that moment.
558
00:26:38,297 --> 00:26:39,709
He was being an asshole.
559
00:26:39,751 --> 00:26:41,537
- I honestly don't even care
about that right now.
560
00:26:41,579 --> 00:26:43,656
Just come sit down.
561
00:26:52,796 --> 00:26:54,582
I've been tiptoeing
around this,
562
00:26:54,623 --> 00:26:56,826
but we gotta talk about it.
563
00:26:56,867 --> 00:26:58,322
I'm worried about you.
564
00:26:58,362 --> 00:27:01,395
- Shar.
- Just let me finish.
565
00:27:01,437 --> 00:27:03,514
I'm worried about you.
566
00:27:03,556 --> 00:27:05,425
I'm mad at you
for sneaking out that night,
567
00:27:05,466 --> 00:27:08,748
and I'm so sorry that
something terrible happened.
568
00:27:08,790 --> 00:27:11,283
But I feel like
I can't talk to you about that
569
00:27:11,324 --> 00:27:13,609
because you went
through this awful thing,
570
00:27:13,651 --> 00:27:16,600
and that's gonna make me
a bad guy every time,
571
00:27:16,642 --> 00:27:21,170
and not being able
to talk to you scares me
572
00:27:21,212 --> 00:27:23,663
because you don't seem
like Ruthie.
573
00:27:23,704 --> 00:27:26,404
And, look, you distant,
and you hurting,
574
00:27:26,446 --> 00:27:29,354
and I get that,
but you also not you.
575
00:27:29,395 --> 00:27:32,095
- That's not true.
- When the last time you cried?
576
00:27:33,467 --> 00:27:34,547
- What?
577
00:27:34,589 --> 00:27:36,458
- Ruthie, since I've known you,
578
00:27:36,500 --> 00:27:38,701
you've been the kind of person
that cries at everything,
579
00:27:38,743 --> 00:27:41,194
and I'm not just talking
"Terms of Endearment."
580
00:27:41,235 --> 00:27:42,938
I'm talking gum commercials.
581
00:27:42,980 --> 00:27:44,226
- Okay, well, in my defense,
582
00:27:44,268 --> 00:27:45,639
that was a particularly sad
gum commercial.
583
00:27:45,681 --> 00:27:48,090
- And I love that you cry
at dumb stuff.
584
00:27:48,132 --> 00:27:52,951
I do, but you haven't since
the babies were born, since--
585
00:27:52,993 --> 00:27:55,153
- I know what it's since.
586
00:27:55,194 --> 00:27:57,354
And I don't think it's that.
587
00:27:58,144 --> 00:28:01,301
I've just been
very sexually frustrated,
588
00:28:01,342 --> 00:28:02,797
and I haven't been able to cum.
589
00:28:02,838 --> 00:28:05,954
- Oh, my God, can we stop
with the sex stuff?
590
00:28:05,995 --> 00:28:07,824
You need to talk to someone.
591
00:28:07,864 --> 00:28:10,440
And you need to go to these
vigils and let yourself grieve.
592
00:28:10,482 --> 00:28:12,974
The sex stuff, not the problem.
- Look, you're probably right.
593
00:28:13,016 --> 00:28:14,595
I probably should
talk to somebody.
594
00:28:14,637 --> 00:28:17,379
Or fine, let's go to the vigils
if that's what you wanna do.
595
00:28:17,420 --> 00:28:21,283
But the sex stuff
isn't just sex stuff.
596
00:28:21,325 --> 00:28:24,399
Okay, well,
when I transitioned,
597
00:28:24,441 --> 00:28:27,349
I didn't sleep with anybody
for a long time,
598
00:28:27,390 --> 00:28:29,343
and not for a lack of trying.
599
00:28:29,384 --> 00:28:31,919
Clearly, your girl's a ho-bag.
600
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:36,073
I went from being
this super cute, gay boy
601
00:28:36,114 --> 00:28:38,524
who people very much
wanted to fuck
602
00:28:38,566 --> 00:28:40,642
to a trans woman
603
00:28:40,684 --> 00:28:45,420
that--well, people just didn't
see me that way anymore.
604
00:28:47,830 --> 00:28:49,200
So what do you do?
605
00:28:49,242 --> 00:28:53,064
Well, all you want
is to feel something,
606
00:28:53,106 --> 00:28:55,722
so you jerk off,
but in those early days,
607
00:28:55,764 --> 00:28:59,129
the hormones made cumming
on my own feel impossible,
608
00:28:59,171 --> 00:29:04,115
and suddenly, I had lost
this entire part of myself
609
00:29:04,156 --> 00:29:08,103
that made me feel okay,
that made me feel alive
610
00:29:08,144 --> 00:29:10,928
even at times when
I wasn't sure I wanted to be,
611
00:29:10,969 --> 00:29:16,162
and it was scary,
and it was lonely,
612
00:29:16,204 --> 00:29:19,611
and then one day years later,
somehow without realizing it,
613
00:29:19,651 --> 00:29:22,768
I had started looking more
the way I wanted to,
614
00:29:22,809 --> 00:29:25,925
more like an after pic
than a before.
615
00:29:27,462 --> 00:29:29,166
You know, the before's
really not so bad.
616
00:29:29,207 --> 00:29:33,195
It's really
that weird middle picture
617
00:29:33,237 --> 00:29:36,519
where you kind of,
sort of look like two aliens
618
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:38,970
that got fused together in this
weird teleportation accident.
619
00:29:39,012 --> 00:29:40,715
- Babe, I love you,
620
00:29:40,756 --> 00:29:42,334
but I think
you're losing the plot.
621
00:29:42,376 --> 00:29:44,495
- Right.
622
00:29:44,537 --> 00:29:46,323
So I figured out makeup.
623
00:29:46,364 --> 00:29:50,477
I lost my Adam's apple,
and people wanted me again.
624
00:29:50,519 --> 00:29:53,468
And the hormones evened out,
and I could cum again.
625
00:29:53,510 --> 00:29:56,708
I could feel alive again.
626
00:29:58,495 --> 00:30:00,987
But now since that night,
627
00:30:01,029 --> 00:30:04,062
that part of me is gone again.
628
00:30:08,258 --> 00:30:13,076
- I'm so sorry.
629
00:30:13,118 --> 00:30:14,988
I didn't know.
630
00:30:17,522 --> 00:30:20,056
But I know one thing.
631
00:30:22,382 --> 00:30:24,543
I'm gonna fuck
the shit out of you tonight.
632
00:30:24,585 --> 00:30:26,910
- [chuckles]
633
00:30:26,952 --> 00:30:30,608
- We don't have to.
- Oh, fuck you.
634
00:30:30,650 --> 00:30:32,644
You gonna give me
this beautiful speech
635
00:30:32,686 --> 00:30:36,217
about transness, and sex,
and self-worth?
636
00:30:38,460 --> 00:30:41,077
Nothing could turn me on more.
637
00:30:41,119 --> 00:30:48,015
* *
638
00:30:51,172 --> 00:30:54,661
But we are gonna go to
this vigil first as a family.
639
00:30:54,703 --> 00:30:58,276
- Ugh, fine, zaddy.
640
00:30:58,318 --> 00:31:02,513
- Yeah, there's my moody teen.
I missed her.
641
00:31:02,555 --> 00:31:05,504
[upbeat music]
642
00:31:05,546 --> 00:31:12,609
* *
643
00:31:16,763 --> 00:31:19,547
- Nope, not including that.
- Everybody lies about it.
644
00:31:19,588 --> 00:31:21,208
Like, even if it's 8 inches,
you say it's 12.
645
00:31:21,250 --> 00:31:22,995
- I've never measured my dick,
and I'm not gonna start.
646
00:31:23,036 --> 00:31:24,532
- Oh, I can take
your dick pics for you.
647
00:31:24,574 --> 00:31:25,695
- You do know
that we're brothers,
648
00:31:25,736 --> 00:31:27,148
and that's weird, right?
649
00:31:27,190 --> 00:31:28,395
- You asked for "Aladdin."
650
00:31:28,436 --> 00:31:29,849
- "Aladdin" doesn't
have incest.
651
00:31:29,890 --> 00:31:30,929
- It should.
652
00:31:30,971 --> 00:31:33,339
Might have been
less problematic.
653
00:31:33,381 --> 00:31:35,666
- You came.
654
00:31:35,706 --> 00:31:38,697
Which one of my guilt-inducing
text messages did it?
655
00:31:38,739 --> 00:31:40,900
- The one Julian sent.
656
00:31:46,300 --> 00:31:49,624
- You sneaky bitch.
I love it.
657
00:31:49,665 --> 00:31:50,912
- Well, then you're gonna love
658
00:31:50,953 --> 00:31:52,822
that I've been
on Grindr for years.
659
00:31:52,864 --> 00:31:54,609
- Then what have we been
doing here?
660
00:31:54,650 --> 00:31:56,022
- You got
to teach me something,
661
00:31:56,063 --> 00:31:58,057
which in your current,
very obvious depression spiral
662
00:31:58,098 --> 00:32:00,425
meant something to you,
and I got a profile written
663
00:32:00,467 --> 00:32:02,336
by a famed heartthrob.
664
00:32:02,377 --> 00:32:05,535
- Wow, so this how
it feels to be used.
665
00:32:05,577 --> 00:32:06,823
Honestly, not terrible.
666
00:32:08,817 --> 00:32:12,390
So what are we gonna
do tonight?
667
00:32:12,432 --> 00:32:14,550
- I was thinking you should
668
00:32:14,591 --> 00:32:16,420
probably come stay
with me for a bit.
669
00:32:16,461 --> 00:32:19,826
- Wait, really?
Move back into our old house?
670
00:32:19,867 --> 00:32:23,149
- My house, but yeah.
671
00:32:23,191 --> 00:32:27,843
I feel like living alone
in a huge place all by myself
672
00:32:27,885 --> 00:32:30,336
is probably not great
for me right now.
673
00:32:30,378 --> 00:32:32,580
- And do you miss me?
674
00:32:34,158 --> 00:32:36,610
- I said what I said.
675
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:44,046
- You know I would, but I
don't wanna bail on Julian.
676
00:32:44,087 --> 00:32:45,458
- Why not?
677
00:32:45,499 --> 00:32:47,120
You've basically
been doing it my entire life.
678
00:32:47,162 --> 00:32:49,031
- [laughs]
679
00:32:49,072 --> 00:32:50,859
I like him.
680
00:32:50,901 --> 00:32:52,769
Honestly...
681
00:32:54,930 --> 00:32:56,426
Why don't you come too?
682
00:32:56,467 --> 00:32:59,708
It's a huge place.
- Oh, I'm good.
683
00:32:59,749 --> 00:33:02,158
You guys got a lot
of stuff going on.
684
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:04,527
- All the more reason
for you to come.
685
00:33:06,272 --> 00:33:08,224
- I'll think about it.
686
00:33:09,263 --> 00:33:12,212
I'm thinking about it.
687
00:33:12,254 --> 00:33:16,076
- He's in.
- Fantastic.
688
00:33:16,118 --> 00:33:18,153
We'll head there
right after the vigil.
689
00:33:18,195 --> 00:33:20,313
- Works for us.
690
00:33:22,847 --> 00:33:25,216
- I'll meet you there, okay?
691
00:33:25,256 --> 00:33:28,207
[tender music]
692
00:33:28,248 --> 00:33:35,351
* *
693
00:33:39,132 --> 00:33:42,622
- You okay?
- Yeah.
694
00:34:05,679 --> 00:34:07,091
- I can't believe it.
695
00:34:07,132 --> 00:34:09,583
You're making me
an empty nester.
696
00:34:09,625 --> 00:34:12,616
Now I'm gonna have to actually
speak to your father.
697
00:34:12,658 --> 00:34:16,480
- Aww, what do you talk to
a straight man over 60 about?
698
00:34:16,521 --> 00:34:19,471
- Food, golf, network TV.
699
00:34:19,512 --> 00:34:21,923
It's horrible.
700
00:34:21,963 --> 00:34:24,705
Are you sure you wanna do this?
701
00:34:24,747 --> 00:34:26,367
- Mom, do you think I can't,
702
00:34:26,409 --> 00:34:28,569
like, handle living away
from you or something?
703
00:34:28,611 --> 00:34:30,979
- I know.
704
00:34:31,020 --> 00:34:34,884
I know,
but you're my best friend.
705
00:34:34,925 --> 00:34:37,334
- You're my best friend too.
- Mm-hmm.
706
00:34:37,376 --> 00:34:40,741
- Which is
why I need to move away.
707
00:34:40,783 --> 00:34:43,068
- Look, I love Brodie,
708
00:34:43,109 --> 00:34:46,516
and I'm glad
he's looking out for you,
709
00:34:46,558 --> 00:34:51,252
but when it comes down to it,
Brodie puts Brodie first.
710
00:34:51,293 --> 00:34:52,913
Now, you can call me
overbearing,
711
00:34:52,955 --> 00:34:54,284
but I'm just worried
712
00:34:54,326 --> 00:34:58,688
that when the time comes,
he might not protect you.
713
00:34:58,729 --> 00:35:01,139
- Well, maybe
I don't need protecting.
714
00:35:01,181 --> 00:35:04,753
- I know you're right.
I just know Brodie.
715
00:35:04,795 --> 00:35:06,997
- You know,
I don't think you know him
716
00:35:07,038 --> 00:35:08,493
as well as you think you do.
717
00:35:08,533 --> 00:35:09,697
- A mother knows her children
718
00:35:09,739 --> 00:35:11,068
better than
they know themselves.
719
00:35:11,109 --> 00:35:13,478
- Oh, so I guess you know
that Brodie's the donor
720
00:35:13,519 --> 00:35:15,804
to Ruthie and Shar's babies.
721
00:35:15,845 --> 00:35:18,754
[soft dramatic music]
722
00:35:18,795 --> 00:35:20,291
* *
723
00:35:20,333 --> 00:35:22,243
Bye, Mom.
724
00:35:22,285 --> 00:35:29,180
* *
725
00:35:56,267 --> 00:35:58,636
- I know I've been gone
for a while,
726
00:35:58,676 --> 00:36:00,505
but does anybody else get
Mayor Pete fake gay vibes
727
00:36:00,546 --> 00:36:02,374
from him, but like evil?
728
00:36:02,416 --> 00:36:03,994
- I thought y'all liked
Mayor Pete ever since
729
00:36:04,036 --> 00:36:07,152
he looked hot with a beard.
- [chuckles]
730
00:36:07,194 --> 00:36:08,606
- You know what's weird?
731
00:36:08,647 --> 00:36:10,267
I don't know anybody
that's fucked him.
732
00:36:10,309 --> 00:36:11,804
I know a lot of fags,
733
00:36:11,846 --> 00:36:13,758
and it feels like I should know
someone that's fucked him.
734
00:36:13,798 --> 00:36:15,668
- Excuse me.
- Hi, hi.
735
00:36:15,710 --> 00:36:17,911
- Julian,
thank God you're here.
736
00:36:17,953 --> 00:36:20,030
Now we can stop
listening to Brodie.
737
00:36:20,071 --> 00:36:21,941
- Yeah, he's always been
the B-list Beaumont.
738
00:36:21,983 --> 00:36:24,018
- Would we even go that high?
739
00:36:24,060 --> 00:36:27,259
- Hello,
my beautiful trauma queens.
740
00:36:27,300 --> 00:36:29,087
[scattered applause]
741
00:36:29,129 --> 00:36:32,327
I'm so glad y'all
could make it out tonight.
742
00:36:32,369 --> 00:36:36,897
Within hours of the shooting,
I posted a GoFundMe
743
00:36:36,939 --> 00:36:40,469
that went viral when none other
744
00:36:40,511 --> 00:36:45,039
than Lil Nas X's
number one stan account
745
00:36:45,081 --> 00:36:46,992
on Twitter shared it.
746
00:36:47,033 --> 00:36:48,986
- Is stan account
endorsement impressive?
747
00:36:49,028 --> 00:36:51,770
- Unfortunately, yes.
Ugh, I hate that I know that.
748
00:36:51,810 --> 00:36:53,514
I don't miss
teaching high schoolers.
749
00:36:53,556 --> 00:36:59,040
- I took that fundraiser
and made something bigger.
750
00:36:59,081 --> 00:37:03,692
My charity,
Babyl-On, Babyl-Strong
751
00:37:03,734 --> 00:37:08,304
will raise money for victims'
families as well as survivors.
752
00:37:08,345 --> 00:37:12,957
Actually not survivors,
753
00:37:12,998 --> 00:37:14,369
thrivers.
754
00:37:14,411 --> 00:37:16,737
Because we will thrive.
[both gagging]
755
00:37:16,778 --> 00:37:18,315
- Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, stop.
756
00:37:18,357 --> 00:37:20,891
He's raising money for us.
We shouldn't make fun of him.
757
00:37:20,933 --> 00:37:23,093
- And while I'm up here,
758
00:37:23,135 --> 00:37:26,333
I should probably address
some of the rumors.
759
00:37:26,375 --> 00:37:30,073
Yes, I will be appearing
in the upcoming season
760
00:37:30,114 --> 00:37:32,191
of "American Horror Story."
761
00:37:32,233 --> 00:37:34,310
- Okay, never mind, he's trash.
762
00:37:34,352 --> 00:37:35,639
[laughter]
763
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:37,883
- I'm really glad
we came to this.
764
00:37:37,924 --> 00:37:39,668
- Okay, Mom.
765
00:37:39,710 --> 00:37:42,037
- Oh, don't be a dick.
I care about you.
766
00:37:42,079 --> 00:37:44,073
And it seems like
a lot of other people do, too.
767
00:37:44,114 --> 00:37:45,526
So is that so bad?
768
00:37:45,568 --> 00:37:47,728
- Yeah, okay, fine.
You're right.
769
00:37:52,256 --> 00:37:53,793
[laughter]
770
00:37:53,835 --> 00:37:56,078
Hey, Brodie!
771
00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:58,987
- Oh, shit.
- What?
772
00:37:59,029 --> 00:38:01,188
- I told him to come tonight.
I said you'd be here.
773
00:38:01,230 --> 00:38:02,476
- Why?
774
00:38:02,518 --> 00:38:03,847
- Because I knew
you weren't coming,
775
00:38:03,888 --> 00:38:05,260
but he seemed like
he was struggling,
776
00:38:05,302 --> 00:38:06,963
so I thought if he came,
maybe it would help him.
777
00:38:07,005 --> 00:38:09,290
- You bitch, all while
I'm trying to get you to go,
778
00:38:09,331 --> 00:38:11,242
and you're blowing me off.
779
00:38:11,284 --> 00:38:13,818
- Hey, those
who can't do, teach.
780
00:38:13,859 --> 00:38:14,856
[laughter]
781
00:38:17,972 --> 00:38:20,922
- Nine souls lost
782
00:38:20,964 --> 00:38:23,538
while celebrating life.
783
00:38:24,702 --> 00:38:27,901
Sheridan Segal,
784
00:38:27,943 --> 00:38:30,808
Andy Jayne,
785
00:38:30,850 --> 00:38:34,132
Max Walker,
786
00:38:34,174 --> 00:38:37,705
Johnny Romano,
787
00:38:37,747 --> 00:38:40,696
Lonnie Simpson,
788
00:38:40,738 --> 00:38:44,020
Michael Ryan,
789
00:38:44,061 --> 00:38:47,011
Kevin Fradmir,
790
00:38:47,052 --> 00:38:50,334
Kennedy Mondelot,
791
00:38:50,376 --> 00:38:53,533
and Daddius Miller.
792
00:38:53,575 --> 00:38:54,987
* *
793
00:38:55,028 --> 00:38:58,643
A moment for those we lost.
794
00:38:58,685 --> 00:39:05,622
* *
795
00:39:19,498 --> 00:39:26,436
* *
796
00:39:32,916 --> 00:39:35,949
[relaxed pop music]
797
00:39:35,991 --> 00:39:38,151
* *
798
00:39:38,192 --> 00:39:42,845
- * Do we matter
in the ring? *
799
00:39:42,886 --> 00:39:46,168
* We want power *
800
00:39:46,210 --> 00:39:48,162
* Next big thing *
801
00:39:48,204 --> 00:39:52,483
* Validation from the rest *
802
00:39:52,525 --> 00:39:56,264
- Do you wanna talk
about the vigil?
803
00:39:56,305 --> 00:39:58,632
- * We're obsessed *
804
00:39:58,674 --> 00:40:00,543
- Please.
805
00:40:00,584 --> 00:40:01,996
* *
806
00:40:02,038 --> 00:40:04,074
- * To survive *
807
00:40:04,115 --> 00:40:06,982
* Whether we go *
808
00:40:07,023 --> 00:40:09,267
* With alibis *
809
00:40:09,308 --> 00:40:14,085
* Can't you see it,
broke and bleeding? *
810
00:40:14,127 --> 00:40:18,863
* We are slaves
to our senses *
811
00:40:18,905 --> 00:40:21,979
* We are gorgeous *
812
00:40:22,021 --> 00:40:24,140
* Please approve *
813
00:40:24,181 --> 00:40:27,047
- [muffled moaning]
814
00:40:27,089 --> 00:40:29,167
- * To make a move *
815
00:40:29,207 --> 00:40:33,155
* Do you see it, the regime? *
816
00:40:33,196 --> 00:40:35,107
- Are you sure?
We don't have to.
817
00:40:35,149 --> 00:40:37,516
You can top if you want,
I just--
818
00:40:37,558 --> 00:40:39,220
- Shut up.
819
00:40:39,261 --> 00:40:46,157
* *
820
00:40:57,333 --> 00:41:04,270
* *
821
00:41:10,211 --> 00:41:11,665
- Fuck.
822
00:41:11,707 --> 00:41:14,740
* *
823
00:41:14,780 --> 00:41:18,728
- * Do we matter
in the ring? *
824
00:41:18,769 --> 00:41:22,341
* We want power *
825
00:41:22,383 --> 00:41:24,377
* Next big thing *
826
00:41:24,419 --> 00:41:26,163
* Validation *
827
00:41:26,205 --> 00:41:28,698
- Good boy.
828
00:41:28,739 --> 00:41:30,442
* *
829
00:41:30,484 --> 00:41:33,144
- * As a nation *
830
00:41:33,184 --> 00:41:38,045
* We're obsessed,
feed the ego *
831
00:41:38,087 --> 00:41:43,030
* To survive whether we go *
832
00:41:43,072 --> 00:41:47,808
* With alibis,
can't you see it? *
833
00:41:47,849 --> 00:41:49,719
- I missed you so much.
834
00:41:49,761 --> 00:41:52,627
I'm so glad we're getting
a second chance.
835
00:41:52,668 --> 00:41:55,701
- [sighs]
You feel better?
836
00:41:57,238 --> 00:42:04,135
* *
837
00:42:05,339 --> 00:42:07,084
- [sobs softly]
838
00:42:07,126 --> 00:42:08,746
[sighs]
58793
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