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On June 1, 1994,

being an insurance agent,

I, lam chiu wing, have found this job...

The most insecure one.

Because... after 3 minutes,

my job may be changed.

I don't know what to say.

How dare you take their money...

But didn't issue policy for them!

But they're old, the co. Will reject them.

So I take the responsibility.

They get sick, and they come here to claim for compensation.

You know, I bought herbs

and cooked it for them.

Which agent is as caring as me?

Get lost.

Pack up tomorrow... no.

Get out now!

But I am afraid that the clients and my colleagues would miss me.

If 1 didn't care about the image of our company,

I would have called the police.

Ok, 1 will give you face.

Hey, you've tried over 10 times.

Is it against the law?

So what?

I want to clean the card, so what?

Nuts!

Luckily 1 have another mobile etc.

Captain Peter chan, line one please.

Mister, do you have any booking?

I am looking for my friend.

Don't you recognise me? I am gigi's friend.

I've waited for ages.

What do you mean? It's unfair.

I am not coming for tea, you bitch!

Why do you scold others?

What do you mean?

What's wrong with you?

Mister, get a number first, please.

Why should I get a number?

I am not going to queue up for treatment.

Manager, I'll fix it.

Can't you see my girl?

Can't you see that?

Go now.

She is crazy! What a bitch!

You are nuts!

Hold it, I'll get you a table soon.

I don't come for tea, I come to ask for money.

What?

Come on, just lend me few hundreds.

Or, few bucks.

What? Are you that poor?

Yes, so what?

Come on, you know, it's pitiful for a man...

Who has got no money.

I don't have money now, my purse is kept in the locker.

Go and get it.

Wait a while.

Go.

Are you kidding? Be careful.

Hey man, you are sitting here,

you should warn others.

Are you trying to peep at me? To take my advantage?

Are you blind?

He deserves it, he hasn't got a seat yet!

I've finished my lunch already, you bitch!

No, I've to go for a meeting.

Wait a while please, it'll be ok soon. Have some tea.

Alright.

Come on, be quick...

I'm sorry.

You can't blame me, if you were me,

we've been together for three years,

you haven't got any change!

No improvement at all.

3 years ago, I was a dim-sum seller, now, I become a PR lady.

Woman wants a man who makes her feel secure!

Can this fat guy make you feel secure?

Yes, he is willing to marry with me, are you willing to?

He has 5 factories, do you have any?

After knowing me,

he sent me present every week, see?

Cut the crap.

Do you want a break up?

Show me your hand.

Come on, show me.

This is yours.

Wing.

Stop begging me.

Your watch is sent by me too.

If money is not in your purse or in the bank,

it'll be with your friend.

Finish! The show is over now.

You almost scared me to death!

Nurse, please help me.

Brother James, you've done a good work.

Why not play the drum next time?

You can't even know how to enjoy cymbals!

When I practice next time,

don't let them come up.

Never mind, they don't have work.

But it's not necessary for me to practice for them.

That's right.

Well, brother James, please follow me.

I have something to bother you.

Hey, don't pull me.

Go.

I should have drunk coffee and read comics!

Rather than listen to those rubbish.

What a trash! If he wasn't that old,

I would have taught him a lesson...

What?

What do you want me to do?

Come on, come here.

The wheel chairs, they need to be repaired.

Check whether they can be repaired or not.

Yes.

They are rusted.

It's ok, I will handle that, go and work.

How to handle?

I will dump them myself.

No, the principal will blame you for that.

Just mind your own business.

So what?

Is the principal my dad?

Dad.

Principal.

James, I've something to discuss with you.

About the long term service?

I don't have enough time to practice.

I know, you've been here for 6 years.

No,

the problem is, I am a musician, I...

I know...

I have to be retired.

I want to live with my children in usa.

Be frank,

I don't feel ease if I handle this place to someone else.

You think, you...

I think I have to consider it, I will consider it.

I will consider it...

I am like her, I won't trust anyone else.

Who do you mean?

- I mean her. - Brother James.

Yes.

Let's go washing clothes together.

So big is the bag!

Did you put something personal inside?

No.

Hands off!

It's from granny!

Why do you quiver?

It's your pager, it quivered several times.

Why don't you give it to me till tomorrow?

Please do it for me please.

I want a day off.

James...

A/c 8899, please.

Alright, thank you.

Who is calling?

Wing.

Wing again?

You've to go with me.

Well, I am going to close the shop now.

Don't!

Let them wait for a while.

It's alright.

Ok, final check!

Ok!

Sir, you've a call.

Please tell my wife that,

tell her I have another special mission!

Yes sir.

A good work today!

See you.

Even the mahjong is fooling me.

Come on.

Thank you god!

Thank you.

What did you babble to god?

Kidding?

Nine on the table.

Not yet.

Four of a kind.

Again.

Well, what are you going to do, man?

Lose it!

Next round, next round.

What?

I said, god has never changed his attitude to me.

What does that mean?

He hates me.

I don't know how to go on.

Look.

Hey, is such rule available?

Don't look at me.

Tell me how to go on, tell me please.

Go on!

Just quit it, that's fine.

Let's play another game, come on.

Yeah, let's play another game.

You are smart...

Kidding?

Even playing in this way, how can we be friends?

Brother sing, you mean friend?

How much did you lose?

Around 8 hundred dollars.

$800!

We know his job!

He is a drum player in a god damn orchestra.

But with no pay.

Limited allowance is paid to his part-time job in the home for the aged.

How can you win his money with ease?

I'll give you $10.

That what friends are for.

Friend.

Friend.

You win most from my pocket,

you've to return some to me.

I'm now fighting for your benefit,

how can you say these to me?

Well, let's play another game...

Still go on? I don't want it.

I am not good at surrendering.

Come on.

Don't be so mean.

I don't have much chance to play mahjong.

I will have a chance of surrendering.

So as us!

How about you, man?

Are you that serious?

Joe mal

oh shit!

I am here, I am here.

Honey...

This is so call special mission, right?

How can you get me?

Why didn't you call me?

I've called your for over 10 times,

did you turn on your pager?

It's turned on now.

Why do you call me?

Nothing.

I've been worrying you for whole night, and you play mahjong here!

Help yourself.

I am dying.

Enjoy yourself.

I forgot my money, call me later.

Honey.

So, what'll we do?

Count our chips then.

Count what?

I'm turned on.

I haven't surrendered yet.

But how can we play now?

She is here, so there is special use of her.

Play my part.

- Come on. - Whose turn?

Your turn.

Ok, I don't want this useless one.

Don't move.

Stay calm, stay calm.

13 odds. 13 odds!

What a poor luck!

I think we'll never allow sing and his wife

to play mahjong together.

They're taking our advantage.

We should have forbidden that for ages.

They are not playing mahjong.

But changing mahjong.

Whenever they play together,

the result is always the same.

I am the loser.

Take $200.

You are smart!

How can you win in such situation?

Because,

I will take the chance to change the mahjong.

You're a cheat!

Don't say in such way, this is called technical adjustment.

You're really smart.

If I were smart,

I wouldn't have lost my job and my girl!

So what? I haven't girl and job too.

It's not odd for you to lack girl and job.

You're an artist, an artist should have poor life.

That's right.

By the way,

it's not giving me any hard time. So, you don't have any problem.

I do have problem.

What?

I have sex problem.

But you have no girl!

Since I have no girl.

I don't have sex.

No sex, so I've problem.

Don't you count those sex by your own self?

This has been following me for three years.

I always want to open it for a woman.

But I can't find any yet.

There is a girl waiting for it.

Where is she?

Ah han, the nurse in the home for the aged.

That nuts! She doesn't worth it.

Are you kidding?

Expired.

What?

The condom is expired.

There is expiry for such product?

Sure!

I am such a bad luck guy!

Even the condom is expired!

What are you doing?

Girl!

Girl.

So what?

People said when the wolf is courting for females,

it'll roar like this.

Help me please.

What?

Go to gigi's place and get back my luggage.

Why don't you go back?

Kidding! We've broken up, if I go back, I'll lose face!

No problem, I'll help! Where are you going to stay tonight?

Forget about me, I'll take care of myself.

Remember to call me and get back your stuff.

Alright.

Wing, what's happened?

Elaine

come in first.

Have a glass of water, wing.

Why are you so unhappy?

Elaine

You must have been quarreled with your girlfriend.

Elaine

why don't you stay here?

Whenever I've no place to go,

I will come back to stay with this woman.

Since I know that, once she loves me,

she can never escape.

I don't know why, whenever I break up with my girl,

I will think of you at once!

It must be predestiny.

I wonder! Should I stay with you for the rest of my life?

This is the 4th time.

Will you leave me again?

Brother.

Come and help me to get wing's luggage.

He said he's got only 2 pieces, but there are four instead.

They are heavy too.

Why are you staying in my place?

I've asked you to lock up,

don't let such wolf to come in.

He is your friend.

Friend?

Hey, friend, don't bother my sister please.

Alright... please!

If you bother her again, she'll get crazy!

Would you please leave me alone?

Wing lives here from now on.

What?

I won't agree! I want an objection.

I don't think you'll agree with it.

He is living in my room.

I just want to inform you.

Alright, I don't want to bother, I am going to bath.

I am preparing the water for wing's bath, you may bath later.

What does that mean?

What kind of behaviour is this?

Whose house is this?

Stop please, or I'll counter attack!

Please don't...

Stop, or I won't let you go...

What's the matter?

Ask wing out, I've something to talk to him.

Go.

Wing.

What's the matter?

Hey, you're too noisy!

She is my sister,

and I am his brother.

You'd have some reservation.

As you said.

Have an early rest.

Wing, why do you sit here?

Why don't we play together?

You nuts!

If I go out now, I would become a piece of charcoal.

You know, too much sun bath

will lead to cancer.

Pay attention to those which are marked with red pan.

With red pan.

They are suitable for you.

I don't demand much.

If the post is under general manger, I won't consider.

If the annual pay is not over 1 million, I won't consider.

No housing allowance, I won't consider...

Why don't you go to hell?

If there was such a job, I would have applied myself.

Wing, there is a vacancy in my company, that suits you.

Let me arrange an interview for you.

Never, if a couple work in the same company,

they'll break up at last.

Why?

No explanation. It's natural rule.

Thank you.

Let me help you.

So wonderful.

Why is the wonderful stuff always harmful to eyes?

Brother James...

What?

Why do you sit over there?

Because...

The sun in this direction is more pretty.

Can anyone who's no dick

to buy some soft drinks for us?

I am not sick, I'll buy soft drink for you.

Let me go with you.

I am going too.

Go, go... let's go.

I am not sick too, do you want me to go too?

I mean no dick! You're sick!

Dick!

You will be sick and lose your dick soon.

She is sick! If we work in the same company,

I'll have no chance to court another girl.

She is my sister.

She is his sister.

You talking to me?

You speak in english? Shoot him.

You talking to me?

Mind your behaviour!

Woman!

I can't help watching, I don't know why...

Don't watch, don't watch!

I've made up my mind.

What?

I think I don't want to work for others.

Let me work in yeah club.

Kidding?

You are Nick named "demolishing wing".

Come on, give me a break.

Don't you think I'm one of the "gang of four"?

I have contribution too.

I don't agree with this proposal.

What's the problem? I am one of the share-holders.

I do agree.

Two to one.

What? Is my wife a share-holder too?

Have you asked my wife?

Come on, she is back, come here...

What's the matter?

We are having a directors meeting.

Wing wants to work in yeah club, what do you think?

Is that true?

Good idea?

Yeah! We've to take shift to take care of the shop,

we haven't had much time to stay together!

Listened?

But, if you come back to work for yeah club,

let me take your advantage first.

I want it too.

I will take your wife's advantage!

What a world...

Hey, where have you been?

We watched a movie!

We haven't watched movie for ages!

What a great time. How about...

Sing, so many people!

Hey, wing's smart!

I've told you not to worry!

He can be a good shop manager, look!

I hope so.

No one is around!

Please, excuse me...

Hello.

What are you doing here?

To help you.

Wind called me to come and help.

He asked me to dress up in a young look.

Good idea, it's right for you to dress up in this way.

Kidding?

What a party!

Come on.

How did you cheat her to dress up like this?

I told her that you are willing to die twice for her.

I said, "if you want me to go to bed with her,

I would like to die twice!"

Anyway, die twice for her.

What's up?

What's wrong with you?

It's just kidding!

Hello, wing.

You've come.

Here it is, ask anything you want, take some pictures.

What's up?

A reporter from the magazine.

She interviewed the next shop for the column "business".

I tried my best to request her

for an interview.

Free promotion.

Good work.

You are a good boy.

Yeah!

What are you doing?

Am I pretty?

I think we'll have good business today.

Why do you dress up like this?

Other's girlfriend wears like this, that's a good idea, but you are my girl!

You know, you're my girl.

Your body is mine too.

You're now... benefitting the neighbours!

I feel like wearing horns!

Your mind is so strange!

Men do have many strange thoughts, please.

Wear this, come on...

Sing! Wing, what a big shit!

Wing, shing...

What are you doing? Do you want to seduce my wife?

What did you say?

I am asking you! What are you looking?

I am looking at the books.

It's published! Look!

"Business"?

No, it's big shit!

My god! Why?

Look at it.

Shameless businessmen make money from infringement.

You.

Me.

And wing!

We didn't sell infringed copies.

No.

We'll be rich.

Why?

We didn't sell infringed copies,

so it's slander and libel. We will sue them.

Sue them?

Yeah.

We'll be rich.

They're rich!

Sure.

So we'll have great compensation.

We're getting rich!

What?

When wing works here,

he accepted infringed copies.

He is doing for our own good.

He said we could earn more.

Lam chiu wing.

I want to kill you!

To make money from infringement?

I can't imagine I would be sued for infringement.

Cut the crap.

Why didn't you inform us first?

I did it for the company.

You know, we are losing money!

I am a share holder!

Can I make any decision?

Share-holder?

You haven't paid the capital yet!

Please cut the crap!

Our goods which worth $60,000 was confiscated.

Are you that mean?

Bitch.

What?

How much do you have?

Not much, about $30,000.

Give it to me.

But we have lost stocks which worth $60,000!

You should be flexible!

Let's bet $30,000 once, we'll get a double!

Are you sure you will win?

Sure, of course.

Kill this guy for me please, I surrender!

Don't you trust me? I've got the most wonderful idea!

I've got a great idea, but I've no chance to try.

In fact, the theory is so simple.

Be patient

and find the most unlucky guy in the casino,

then, to bet against him.

I can't find any reason that we would lose.

456, big.

Bravo!

About gambling, you can't deny the factor luck.

Don't be so stiff-necked.

I've lost much, let's go.

He lost much more than you.

Forget it, let's go.

Lost so much!

It must be that guy.

Hey, you handle it.

Come on, sit.

Look! You can tell from his dark face that he's having bad luck.

Let's bet against him, we'll be sure win.

Give me the money.

You've to be careful.

It's all I have.

I can't stand it if you lost the money.

I am going to watch around.

Why don't you go to hell?

I have to pay and you want me to work too?

I don't want you to blame me if I lose the money.

No, we won't lose.

Why are you so bitchy?

If you lose, you will be killed.

Miss, make it big.

Big...

Small.

How dare you bet on small?

Don't be so anxious.

Are you bothering me?

You've to try first.

What are we going to bet?

Small of course.

That's not lucky!

I'll bet on big.

Behave yourself.

Sorry...

Double 3 and six, big.

Hit!

See! You are bitchy!

What?

Why don't you go for hooking!

I don't know he is so unlucky!

If we knew it, we would have been rich!

Just bet everything in the following game, alright?

Sorry, sorry.

Small.

Are you kidding? Still small?

He is so brave! He's continuously betted over 10 times.

346, big!

Small.

Small, come on.

Big.

Have you confirmed?

Change it to big please.

Big.

Kidding?

Have you decided yet?

Ready?

Yes, it's alright.

Big...

Double 2 and one, small.

One two, one two.

You've gone too far even you have won.

Sorry...

Money...

"The setting sun makes us feel inspirited."

"When the sun goes down, don't panic, we know..."

Why are you so happy...

To sing a song?

Be optimistic! If you are unhappy, just forget it.

I want to kill you.

So what?

We lost.

Just this box of egg roll is left.

Hey, don't just remember those bad things.

At least, we've proved that,

there is shortcoming in my wonderful idea.

You used all my money

to prove your idea wrong?

I can't imagine that,

you are the most unlucky guy in the casino!

It's you who is the most unlucky one.

I've told you to leave right after winning some money.

We would have been winner if we went for watching girls.

What a fine weather! Just forget it.

I am hungry, may I treat you a bun?

What time is it now? We must be hungry!

Hold it, can you listen to me once?

Go ahead, I will listen to you.

I'll show you to a place, come on.

We have no money, how can we eat here?

You silly boy, just call for drinks.

Come on, order for me please.

You mean it?

Excuse me.

Two Jasmine tea.

Why Jasmine tea?

If you ordered for coffee, we would have had milk at least.

You want to be decent.

So I just order something decent for you.

Mister, I am sorry, this is a high-classed restaurant.

You can't bring in food.

Did you?

I didn't.

Me too.

Kidding! He did bring in food.

Why don't you blame him?

You nuts!

Hide it, you make me feel shame!

But you've lost money!

Great!

I want coffee, he needs nothing.

Alright.

Look at me.

Don't you dare watching me?

You know my temper, don't you?

Why do you let the kiddy

to handle that project?

She messed it up.

I've told you many times

not to use Alice.

Winnie, I didn't do it on purpose...

I know, she has nice figure.

No, you've misunderstood...

Everyone knows the relationship between you two.

I've told you three times to fire her.

You didn't pay any attention!

Didn't I treat you nice?

You want a Porsche, I bought it at once.

But you went for a ride with that kiddy.

Forgive me, I will go back and fire her at once, ok?

Forget it,

before I came here, I asked my secretary to fire her.

I've asked her to leave at once.

This is your resignation letter, sign this.

And here is $700,000, for the remained payment of your car.

Take the money.

I want to stay here by myself. Please leave first.

Hello... winnie's speaking.

I think the price is too high.

I don't want it to exceed $30 million.

So? How's that?

I am not asking your opinion,

I am asking you what'll we do next?

Do you love her?

If not, I won't come here three times a week.

Just go ahead.

Stop dreaming!

She deals with business over millions!

If 1 help, it'd be a piece of cake.

So, what do you mean?

Go to the washroom now,

comb your hair and brush your teeth.

For the rest, I'll handle it for you.

Can you make it?

If you try, you'll get 50% of success, if you don't, you'll have nothing.

It's worth trying, right?

Go.

Don't mess it up, I don't want to lose the chance of watching.

Hello.

You don't know me, but I sit over there.

Be frank, my friend has been tailing you for days.

But he is a bit crazy.

He has just gone to the toilet.

I know he will date you when he comes out.

I know you won't bother, but...

Be frank, he...

He's violence inclination.

I'll sit over there,

if something happens, shout for help.

Thank you.

Just in case, thank you.

I think...

Why don't we have lunch tomorrow?

Lunch? Great!

How about 2 pm?

Great.

No, make it 1 pm.

Great.

I won't leave if not seeing you.

Great.

Bye bye.

Great.

Lunch at 1 pm, won't leave if not seeing each other.

You are great! What did you tell her?

What? Nothing.

Cheers!

Thank you.

Hey, help yourself.

James, what do you want to eat?

I am not eating, for I've a lunch appointment with someone else.

It's 12 o'clock now, do you still have a date?

I have a date tomorrow, so I don't want to eat anything now.

Stop bothering me, I want to choose my song.

Got it? Wing.

He went crazy after losing all his wealth.

He is so happy,

he lost in the casino, but got his love.

Miss...

Mister, what do you want?

I want grouper about 2 catties.

If not available, prawns are alright.

Do you come here for singing or eating seafood?

Singing first, then eat seafood.

Or vice-versa, we don't mind.

Forget about them.

Half dozen of beer please.

Alright.

If your wife can't accept any jokes,

just ask her to go home.

Cut the crap.

Can't you listen?

Cut the crap,

or I'll cut your head.

It's your call.

Stop bothering, I will answer it.

He is rich to pay for the phone.

I paid it.

After taking his birthday present, then stop going with him.

Birthday present?

He didn't buy that for me.

Hello...

Who is calling?

Lam chiu wing speaking.

Mr. lam, you've taken my phone.

What's your name? Who is calling?

Winnie, I am winnie tsang.

You saw me in the restaurant.

Winnie, I see, I remember.

Did I take your phone?

I want my phone back.

I will give you some money.

Don't mention about money!

Ok, I will take it back to your office tomorrow.

Your address please!

27th floor, no. 1, queen's road, central.

No problem, it's easy to be remembered.

Let's talk about it later, I am busy now.

And, please turn off my telephone.

Why? Do you have any secret?

No, I don't want you to answer my calls.

Sure! See you tomorrow! Bye bye.

What does he mean by getting love?

None of your business, just don't bother.

So what does he mean by getting love?

What?

Why?

You've finished eating the birthday cake.

Where's my piece?

Where's mine?

You don't even have the present.

Eat the candles!

I've kept this for you.

You're tall. With poisoned lips!

It's hard to find another one in this world.

Hello, miss tsang?

Hold on!

A man who speaks mandarin.

Hello.

I am liu tai-ping,

I want to speak to ms winnie tsang.

She is not around.

I am lam chiu-wing, I am representing her.

Mr. lam, please tell her that,

I won't sell the house if the price is below $30 million.

$30 million?

$30 million.

Let me tell you, you mainlanders are crazy!

You made a crazy rise of our land price!

No bargain! $26 million, sell it or quit it.

Miss tsang said you may go now.

Just this?

Yeah.

Doesn't she want to see me?

No.

Do I have any letter?

Good morning, Mr. ho.

And there is something for you too.

Mr. ho, here it is.

Thank you.

Mister, who are you looking for?

I am looking for winnie.

Winnie is having a meeting.

What's your name? May be I will leave her a message.

My surname is lam.

Mr. lam, let me check it for you.

No, we are good friends, well...

I don't think you should fire Tim, it's not his fault.

He's worked here for 10 years.

I know, so he is over paid.

I could hire some new ones with half of his salary.

By the way, it's hard to get an excuse

to fire him.

I can't do that.

So, I'll help you.

Come in.

Mr. chow, are you looking for me?

Yes, Tim, sit down please.

Thank you. What's the matter?

Tim, I...

I want to fire you.

Sorry, Mr. chow.

Thank you, Mr. chow.

It's so simple.

He is so touched!

I am going out for work.

You?

Sabrina...

Yes.

What are you doing here?

He said he's having an appointment with you.

She doesn't know it.

Leave here now, or I will call the security guard.

When did we employ lam chiu-wing?

Who's lam chiu-wing?

I am lam chiu wing.

Bosco, be careful, he always cheats!

I will handle it.

Sit.

Pal, did you deal with the mainlander

for the price of $26 million?

Well, the story is that...

About the...

$26 million deal...

Alright, cut the crap,

now we came to a deal of $28 million.

I paid 2 million less.

You bring me luck and money, what a smart boy.

Really?

Tell me, where do you come back from?

I did gain a scholarship...

In Massachusetts...

But, later, Yale university...

You know Yale university?

The professor said I was over qualified,

so he recommended me

to the standford university...

To be the tutor...

In the standford university...

You are wonderful!

You lied without pink cheek!

Did 1?

Yes, you didn't feel shame!

Well, I don't mind your qualification,

I want talking techniques! It'll bring you money.

That's right, see the singing contest!

The singers can make big money.

They can easily earn enough money to buy deluxe flats.

Be serious.

I want to employ you as my staff.

For I love you being nasty!

I don't have nasty look!

You shouldn't feel shame of being nasty.

You can make money only if you're nasty.

Boss, you make big money too.

Sure.

But you don't look to be nasty.

Don't you feel it?

Just a bit.

You lied again!

What business do you run?

Anything about making money.

When can you start to work?

About this matter...

Be frank, I... well...

If you can't pay me over $20,000 per month...

I won't consider it at all.

I appreciate you so much.

You are shameless enough.

You don't have much experience and qualification,

but how can you demand so much?

Starting from tomorrow, come and work for me!

Really?

Yes.

Thank you, boss.

For we are both shameless.

See you winnie.

I've waited for her for 7 hours and 45 minutes.

I've drunk 14 and a half cups of Jasmine tea.

I went to toilet for 5 times.

But I don't think it's a great problem,

since she told me that she would come.

I can't afford a real one.

Have this toy then.

I am now having a new job.

I think, after few months.

I can afford a real one for you.

Stop playing.

What kind of company you'll be working in? Where is it?

I just remember that the boss is a bit crazy.

What's the name of your company?

There is a name card in my jacket.

Let me have a look.

You are so bad to cheat me.

What's up?

This is the company which I am now working.

You went to an interview secretly?!

Kidding?

What a big shit!

What's the matter?

Nothing!

Elaine

siu han.

Have some sweet soup.

Thank you.

Hey, many people have the keys of your home!

She always comes here to help.

I take your as my sister-in-law, right?

You are disgusting, I didn't say I would marry your brother.

Hey, your cleaner and shampoo.

Thank you.

James is not around, you are still so bitchy.

If James is around, what would you be?

James likes me, so what?

James went out for a lunch meeting,

but he hasn't come back yet.

It's late, he hasn't been back yet.

He didn't go back to the home for the aged too.

I am the only one who knows the reason.

Why?

He won't leave before meeting his friend.

What?

I don't know.

Brother James, you're back.

Hello.

"The wind of spring kisses my face..."

Brother James.

Have some sweet soup. Why are you here?

Do you have any other motive else?

Do you still want to ask?

I am going back to the room.

That's my room.

Brother James.

What are you doing in my room?

Nothing.

So, get out of here.

What?

Brother James.

I have something to ask you.

Go ahead.

Be serious.

If you have to choose... You have to choose.

Will you choose me,

or death?

Death.

Be serious!

I prefer death.

So what?

You are not humourous!

What?

Don't starch my underpants, ok?

How can I wear it?

Good morning, may, cat!

May I introduce, he is wing.

Hi.

Go in.

Ask him to leave now, he took my phone away,

he really wants to court me.

Sabrina, let me introduce him to you.

Great.

He is wing, she is Sabrina.

Mr. lam, we met yesterday.

Yes.

Really?

Yes.

Your boyfriend?

Yes, this is his first day working here.

You've to teach him.

Sure, no problem.

He is coming to chase for girls.

But his target is not you.

Don't be over confident!

Lam chiu wing.

I am going to work now.

Boss.

Your girlfriend?

Temporarily yes.

So fast!

Where should I sit?

Here.

What am I going to do?

I will tell you later.

Sabrina, come in.

Come in.

It's you again!

I've been sitting for a long time but with no work.

What do you know?

Basically, I know doing everything in the office.

If there is anything with difficulties, just ask me to do it.

Here are two sets of document, one is confidential.

Go and copy it.

And one is useless,

go and shatter it.

These should be done by a boy or a secretary.

They are busy, everyone is busy.

You are so charming today.

It's occupied.

I'll finish it soon, please wait.

It'll be alright.

Be frank, this model is so complicated,

I've seen this for the 1st time.

It's so simple.

I am afraid I have no time to learn using it.

I'm in a hurry.

Do you want to copy it?

Yes.

Let me help you.

It's a piece of cake.

That's great! This is for copying.

And this is for shattering.

I am wing, I am sitting in the last room.

Take your time, hand it to me later, thank you.

I am called Judy.

Judy...

Nice meeting you!

Come on, go and watch mid-night show

with me please.

No, I've never promised you.

By the way, my boyfriend is now working here.

Well,

you are not married, so you've choice.

Even you're married,

I will court you until you get divorced.

Well, I have confidence.

Cut the crap.

Let's go for movie tonight.

He is my boyfriend.

How are you?

I am called confidence chan.

My close friends call me confi.

What's your name?

You are called confi,

stop joking, wing.

I admire Elaine much.

I want to have

a fair competition with you.

Just a fight.

Fight? Come on.

Let's go in for fighting now.

No, I don't mean violence!

- Fight! - Fight!

Hey, wing...

From now on,

don't call yourself confi,

call yourself condom!

A broken one.

How dare you use your tie to take others' advantage!

Why are you so furious?

He used his tie to take your advantage!

He thinks I am nobody!

So efficient!

Are you alright?

No...

That's what you want!

You did it? So efficient?

Yes.

This is the one I want you to shatter!

How about the other one?

It must be shattered.

I tell you...

I understand.

If not...

You can't leave!

Judy.

What a stupid girl!

It's ok! Fix it.

Really?

Yes, it's done.

Does she always stay late?

She is so hardworking, she always stays working at night.

Hello! Winnie!

Hi, Mr. kwan.

I would like to borrow $200,000 from you.

For my credit card payment.

I paid you $700,000.

Why do you still want another $200,000?

I have no money.

No?

I am not blackmailing you.

I checked from your passbook.

How dare you watch my personal stuff?

I've seen...

Everything of yours!

I am warning you.

Don't go too far...

If you don't give me money,

I will...

Go to hell.

Stop fighting...

Stop! Come on.

He is lucky to flee on time,

or I will kill him.

Yeah...

But he is seriously hurt.

Yes, he is seriously hurt.

Do you have any iodine?

Don't move, don't move.

I can't help if you move here and there!

Ok.

Why did you

went with that creep?

I think I am cheap and nasty enough.

I can't imagine he is cheaper and more nasty!

I tell you, in this world,

not many decent men available.

I am not a good guy.

I stole your phone in order to court you.

And now?

I don't want you to be hurt within such a short period, right?

You are over confident!

Your girlfriend is working here.

How can you play any tricks?

You want to try me?

I have a boyfriend.

But he is married.

I see.

He tells you he will get divorced, right?

And then he will marry you, right? But can you marry at last?

No, right?

What merit does he have?

He is rich.

About money, I haven't.

I help you once, can you help me in return?

What do you want?

So simple.

It takes limited time, very quick.

I am not... that kind of flapperish.

I wish you to help my friend,

remember the guy in the restaurant?

You dated him and told him that you would never miss the date.

That stupid guy waited and waited.

And he is still waiting!

That fool?

Yes.

So, just this case?

About what you are in mind, I will consider it.

If the timing fits,

if I have mood...

Great.

Where do you always visit?

Maybe I have waited for too long.

I immediately requested her to go to kowloon tong with me.

But I am too anxious.

We didn't go to the motel.

But to the home for the aged.

Follow me.

Thank you for your Patience.

I will never play that again.

You are great.

In fact, an artist of an orchestra...

Is only an excuse.

I just want to play once in front of a woman that I love.

I know very well that,

you will never fall for a man of my kind.

But I am still very happy.

For I've fulfilled my wish.

You can find another woman you like and play it again.

I will.

Let's go for tea?

Thank you.

Bye bye.

Why are you here?

Oh, Porsche, what a wonderful car!

Hong Kong side please.

Hey, this is prettier.

Nice suit!

Yes.

So what?

You know the story between winnie and me.

Since we know it clearly,

let's stop talking about that.

Well, in my life,

I can't find another woman who fits me most.

How about han?

Don't mention about her.

In this world, only one woman who is most important to me.

She is my sister, Elaine.

I promised my passed mom that,

I will take care of her until she marries with someone nice.

You have to marry with her.

On the 8th day of next moon, I've chosen the date.

You brushed her off 4 times,

will you let her down again?

I think, about my marriage, I'll have my right to decide.

You are not right to fix everything for me.

Am 1?

It's not right for I am still your friend!

Hey, just one word.

Either you marry with my sister,

or, move out at once.

Are we going to be friends?

Stop mentioning about friend, it's another topic.

Ok, I'll move out.

What are you doing?

Thank you, I am leaving.

Why breaking up?

Whenever I went back to her,

either I was brushed off,

or I brushed off someone.

What a trash!

So, I've decided that,

if I am not going to marry her, I won't go back again.

She won't be waiting for you.

It's not a must for her to wait for you.

You should tell your man such lines.

What? Do you want to sleep right here?

Ok, I'll let you sleep in the conference room, there is a sofa for you.

Is that enough for two?

Bosco is looking for you.

Chow, your friend is really funny.

Of course.

I've to piss.

This way, mister.

Enjoy your time.

Hey, boss.

How is the business? I can't drink anymore.

We are dealing the business.

Because of you, the deal is almost done.

He is so satisfied.

Really?

Hey, just two are left.

Take anyone home, it's my treat.

No, I've just broken up with my girl.

I am so poor now, I have no place to go.

I've to sleep in the conference tonight.

Broken up?

Congratulation, your girl is not a long term stock.

It's wise of you to give up after getting some benefit.

It's poor to sleep in the office.

I'll ask winnie to show you to my old house.

Anyway, it's empty.

Just move in.

Are you kidding me?

Here it is.

What do you think?

It's rather small.

But, I won't mind living here.

Do you have any map of this house?

I am afraid I would lose my way.

This picture is the worst decoration of this house.

Don't you think it's so violent!?

But boss likes it most.

Damn it.

What are you hiding?

I am thinking of

getting a smoking area for you.

Smoking area?

So you won't smoke secretly!

Have you got the appropriate person?

I don't think the qualified guy will take this job.

No one is as stupid as you.

Limited salary but long term service!

If you are bothered,

let me help you then.

You?

You said you would like to play music!

But if I don't help, who will be so stupid to do this job?

I am helping you only.

So, I don't have to take another choice.

You'll do it for me then.

Who else then?

Take care! Take care!

Will I leave this place

when I am as old as him?

Today is your first day to be the principal, what do you feel?

What?

It's like walking into the grave.

You said smoking is not allowed here.

From today onwards, I am the principal.

I said, here is the smoking area, so?

You didn't smoke!

You did wear underwear!

Why do you wear such see through design?

What do you mean?

I can see the lace easily!

You are disgusting!

Hey!

What?

Don't wear the so called kiro-kiro-pi underwear!

You are not a kid.

128

you are fit.

Same diet, next.

You have only 80 lbs.

What'll you do if there is a typhoon?

More nutritious food for you.

You've to gain weight.

Ok, next one.

Are everyone weighed?

Uncle chung doesn't want to be weighed.

What do you want then?

Stop messing up, I am buying repulse bay.

Everyone has been weighed, except you.

Weighed?

My weight and my age should be kept secret.

Do you want to hear the cymbals solo?

Cymbals? My god!

Where is your weight?

189 pounds, the heaviest man in the centre.

He needs to start the weight loss plan immediately.

The homeowner is asking for 62 million

sorry, Mr. chow, 267 has reached this price. Want to see it?

Mr. lau, we won't see it today.

We will call you later.

Thank you, bye bye...

Mr. Cheng, Mr. chow would like to speak to you, please wait.

Mr. Cheng from the stocks & shares company.

Mr. Cheng.

Cheng, I am chow, sell 267 for me.

Sell? Right.

What will you buy in?

175, 175

175, right! Right.

Thank you.

How do you know I want to buy in 175?

Well,

I saw you babbling with the chairman.

I think so.

Smartass!

That guy is crazy!

A mainlander will invest 60 million,

he gets me a house of 60 million.

So, how can I make money?

Let's have a ride around here, to find one around 45 millions.

Ok.

Why do you stop?

I've seen my old friend.

Is that his house?

He is working there.

He is the manager.

What an old house! I think it worths 40 million.

And decorate it with a million, it'll be fine.

Mr. chow.

Go and check the title deed for me.

No, Mr. chow, that house...

Cut the crap.

I'll give you 5% commission, it's a piece of cake.

I am so tired, I want to go for massage.

Can you ask him not to buy the home for the aged?

He wasted much effort to

sell the house owner to give it up.

$42 million, don't you think the house owner will keep it for life?

And to make it the home for the aged?

Unless you pay more than 60 million to him.

Otherwise, stop thinking of it.

There are still many old houses in kowloon tong!

You know bosco?

He won't change his mind after making a decision.

If you follow him longer, you will understand him more.

Except money,

nothing will be meaningful to him.

You will be like him later.

So, you won't care anyone and anybody.

No one will care about you in return.

Anyway, they don't mind your existence!

But if you disappear, that's great.

Too pessimistic!

You can quit working for him.

No.

I can't get rid of him.

He is the man who is not going to marry you.

So disappointed, right?

There are many better men around.

Those men...

Will take me as the best mistress.

No one dares being my husband.

You may try me.

How?

I know you have guts.

So, I have to thank you.

But I like bosco more than you.

Elaine and I commit the same mistake.

We fall for a man who is disliked by the whole world.

He is over there.

Police, don't move! Don't move.

Stop!

Why do you chase me?

Why do you run if you didn't commit any crime?

You are admitting your crime now!

Stealing from old people.

I didn't!

Get lost.

This matter is between us.

You said you didn't commit any crime.

Ok, 1 will tell you.

You didn't pay the capital, let's not mention that.

Because it's not the business between you and me.

First, when we were in form five.

You wanted to court my sister,

so you cheated my friendship.

In these 10 years, you brushed her 4 times.

And courted her 4 times.

This is the 5th time.

Can you claim yourself human being?

Second, you fooled me...

For 362 times.

The money involved is unlimited.

I recorded everything last night.

Go and check it yourself.

3rd,

I secretly admired a girl for 7 months and 23 days.

You didn't inform me,

but courted her!

Do you claim yourself my friend?

4th, my only dream in my life,

my only career in my life,

my only working place in my life: The home for the aged.

You sold it!

How dare you claim yourself my friend?

What else can you say?

Beat me up.

From today onwards,

we will no longer be friends.

Why?

We don't have enough money!

So, we couldn't help but...

Forced to see a close banker,

but whom we don't want to face.

You have $223,403 only.

Do you want to buy a house which costs 60 million?

You can't have enough money to pay for the lawyer!

So I want to mortgage our flat.

What? Why didn't you tell me that last night?

Honey, please help.

Ok, even I am willing to lend you money for the down payment,

and get 90% mortgage from the bank.

Are you capable to pay $500,000 for monthly installment?

If you don't want to mortgage your flat, just tell us.

You needn't bluff us, we...

Hey, don't talk to my wife in such way.

Or, I won't give you face.

Sorry.

They buy a house of 60 million so easily,

but we can't even have enough money to pay the down payment.

What kind of world is it?

I am sorry.

Sit...

Down please.

Since you can't buy that home for the aged,

why don't you think of moving it?

With my saving around $200,000.

It's enough to buy a flat in nt.

With your saving around $200,000?

Can you make it?

Yes.

If you can't, just ask me to help.

Thank you.

You must be tired!

Come on, sit down and have some water.

Siu han.

Sit down, and have some water.

I can't imagine that...

I, jame yuen, have had bad luck since birth,

and I've dragged all of you down too.

Uncle chung, tomorrow onwards,

you won't have any complaint!

Those who will go with me to move to yuen long,

you have to go on suffering, see?

Those who get their own places.

No matter how, leave your address.

Siu han and I will go visit you.

Tomorrow, we will move out early in the morning,

I'd like to apologize to you.

I am stupid, I can do nothing.

I am sorry.

Tissue...

In fact, it's not a must for us to buy this house...

Business is business.

Behind big business,

there must be a touching story.

So,

let tears roll down,

but collect the money as usual.

Otherwise, how can you get rich?

Ask him to sign that.

What's the matter?

Embarrassed? Feeling difficult?

You've much more difficulties to face, man!

Mr. lam, are you coming to take over the place?

Read this contract,

there are some details written,

I wish you would have a look at it.

If there is no question, please sign.

We are friends.

Don't you feel shame to shake hands with me?

I am sorry to scare you.

Today, it's our last day.

No matter you like it or not,

you've to listen.

The drum play!

Bravo!

Bravo...

Just this?

Yes.

Mr. chow, take a seat.

Are you tired?

I couldn't get sleep.

This is your commission...

3 million.

You can sleep now.

Few months ago, you didn't earn much.

Now, you are a millionaire.

You will be...

Billionaire soon.

But I lost my friends.

Friends are important.

But you won't regret for you

have 3 million instead.

I will introduce some friends to you,

they waste more than 3 million for a whore!

You have affair with my girl.

Winnie bothered me so much.

She wants me to divorce with my wife.

I don't mind that,

but I don't want to give half of my wealth to her.

No woman worths so much in this world.

Yes, winnie helps me a lot.

But I have you now.

It's time for her to fade out.

She loves you.

She loves my money.

Since I am rich,

so I can request anything, say,

she will kneel or crawl in front of me if I raise the request.

If I want her to stay with you, it's possible.

When will you take her?

What's the matter?

Are you crazy?

About these money,

I just take it as the pay for being fooled by you in these months.

Damn you, rich man.

Why do you have so many toys?

I am a popular man in this place.

I am sorry.

What?

I used you to make bosco feel angry.

I understand that.

But did he mention anything about me?

No.

So, see you.

Keep contact.

We are friends.

Hey, sister and brothers, I am leaving.

Brother James, these letters are yours.

Hey.

What?

These are sent by that bastard! I won't take a glance.

What? So, I will throw them away.

Let me see the letters on your behalf.

Look!

What's wrong?

This check is for you and the old men, I am sorry.

2 million.

Damn it.

The money stinks!

I don't want it.

Throw it away.

Throw it away.

It stinks!

Do you want to throw this too?

Yes, dump it.

How about the check?

I will handle this myself.

"3 months later"

let me check...

When you start the fire, you need...

Let me handle it, I am expert.

We are going to set a fire.

I don't mean cooking.

You're expert in cooking only, but let me set the fire.

About fire,

I remember the fire in shek kip-Mei in 1952.

What a big fire!

Fire, oh! I surrender!

Whenever I talk to you,

you are expert in everything.

I can't fight with you. Ok, just set the fire for us please.

Do you admire me?

Sure.

Thank you.

I am free from this work then.

Come.

What?

Is your sister coming with her new boyfriend?

A new one, who is he?

Of course he is nice.

I've heard that he is honest and civilized, hard working too.

Anyway, he is much more better that wing!

Most important of all,

he is willing to get married with her.

Hey, registered one!

If wing knows Elaine

is getting married with someone else,

I think he will...

He will be a little bit upset.

He will be very upset.

He should blame himself! He brushed Elaine off.

How is wing now?

Don't worry, he sent us 2 million.

There are only two possibilities.

One, he is rich now.

Or, he robbed and he is now in prison.

We wish him all the best, right?

Me too.

Brother.

Come here.

Come here.

How are you?

Elaine, why do you bring him here?

Your civilized and hard working...

Are you Mr. James yuen, brother of Elaine?

Elaine always says that you are a nice guy.

How are you?

What? Don't you forget everything?

Brother, wing is different now.

I hope you will give me a chance.

What I am now is...

A new lam chiu wing of 1994 edition!

What are my merits? Listen...

I am hard working, and single minded to love.

I will be righteous to my friends.

Give me a chance.

We've decided that,

we will get married 2 months later.

I've bought the present for you, brother-in-law!

Hey, I won't say anything but...

To be my brother-in-law...

I have nothing to say.

For I can't say anything about her marriage.

But, about being my friend,

I feel that...

We should give him 3 months,

for probation.

If his performance is satisfactory,

so we will extend his contract,

do you agree?

Yes, sign the contract with him.

Really?

On probation.

Ok, let's sit and talk.

Go and make some food.

Let's go and prepare the food.

Long time no see, Joe.

Long time no see, man!

What are you doing now?

About real estate, and finance investment.

That's your old job!

This place is nice.

By the way, this place is of good fung-shui.

We used your 2 million, plus our saving.

And borrow a bit from the bank,

now we just pay few grands to the bank each month...

I hope he won't drag us down.

I've a client,

he wishes to have a house like this.

Then he...

Do the old men have visa to China?

What?

Do you want to take them for a vacation to China?

No, what I mean is...

You can sell this house to the mainlander,

and move them to shenzhen.

There is a man in shenzhen,

he is willing to sell his house.

It's rather cheap.

I can charge you less commission, you'll get satisfactory return.

It's so great!

You claim yourself the 1994 edition of lam chiu wing.

It's a more nasty edition, you bastard!

Don't go.

I am joking only.

Joking?

I am playing with you now.

How dare you fool us?

Stop.