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[narrator] Brought to you by

Loosey Goosey�s easy-start tractors!

[slurps]

Whew, it's cold out there.

This must be the first day of winter.

- Wear a coat when you go out, sweetie. - Uh-huh, sure, Mom.

"Today is the first day of winter.

Be sure to bundle up before going outside."

Aw, thanks, phone.

Oh, not again.

You ate our coats?

[burps]

Mine's still okay.

We're trying to cut down on purple.

Ah, I guess it's time to make our annual trek

to get new coats.

Next stop, Table Town Mall?

I'd rather go to OK Will.

I don't want some mass-produced coat

that every other kid in school has.

- I don't mind going to OK Will. - Well, they have a lot of options.

OK Will. No two coats alike. [chuckles softly]

You can't beat that selection.

We already said yes.

That way, Kiff.

I'll be over here.

Perfect. Martin classic.

Although, maybe I'll try something new?

[? triumphant Western music playing]

No, I'm... [stammers] I'm not this guy...

Or am I?

[? triumphant Western music playing]

Well, howdy there, partner.

Nice to finally meet a fellow cowpoke.

So, what's your specialty?

Uh...

Mine is rustling.

And mine is tending.

I'm good at the, uh...

Uh...

lasso?

- Oh. Yee-haw! - Yee-haw.

Mm, too bright. Too dull. Too... [gasps]

Look at this.

A flashy little number in a vibrant cherry red,

embellished with an adorable cherry charm on the zipper.

I must have you.

Mom! Mom! We can call off the search. I found the coat.

Look at this coat!

We did it, Mom! Mom, we did it!

This coat doesn't feel very warm, Kiff,

and it looks a little small.

You need something with space to grow into, like this one.

Uh, but... Uh... I-

But I'm pretty sure I'm done growing.

Look at Dad. I take after his side.

[grunts]

All right, let's try on both.

Oh, fits perfectly.

And I have to say, pretty warm.

Not bad. Not bad.

Oh, and look at that range of mobility. What a coat!

All right, hotshot. Now, go try on the other one.

[deflates]

[unzips]

Kiff, you're hunching.

[groans]

Kiff.

That's perfect! So cozy. Lots of growing room.

Did you say something, Mother?

I can hardly hear through this big, over-puffed collar

that goes well above my ears.

I hope this isn't a safety issue.

[Beryl] Well, good news. That part zips off.

[groans] Look!

I can't even scratch my own face in this.

[stammers] These pockets are so tiny,

and it's missing a surgeon's cuff.

We can just roll up the sleeves, add some buttons,

and a few more pockets. It's perfect!

But Mom, I hate it. Please, I...

I want something that fits right now!

Kiff, you'll be freezing in that.

I don't care if I freeze. I love it!

No, Kiff, it's a waste of money and coat. Put it back.

[groans] Not a waste of money or coat.

This bad boy's gonna keep you so warm. Just trust me.

Don't worry. I won't leave you here.

I just have to turn Mom against this big, puffy monster.

Hmm...

- Mom! - [gasps] What is it, Kiff?

This is so wild, but I checked the pockets of that puffer coat,

the one you think we should buy,

and I think the old owner of this coat

might have been a super criminal.

I have a feeling that if I wear this coat,

it's gonna make me want to do crimes, Mom! Crimes!

Hey! Did you take those antique butter knives out

of my shopping cart?

[hesitates] See? It's starting already.

Get this thing away from me!

That coat used to be mine.

It kept me warm for 30 years while I volunteered in the community.

I've never crimed so much as a paperclip.

I didn't want to have to do this,

but [sighs] this ugly coat has left me no choice.

Mom! [sighs] Oh, no!

This... This coat that we were gonna get,

it accidentally fell into five appliances that were all running.

Oh, no! Oh! No, this is terrible!

Ruined. All ruined.

Oh, no! Oh, the coat is ruined, Mom!

No, the coat is fine. All the appliances are ruined.

What?

That is one durable coat. Here you go, ma'am.

Thank you.

Well, it was nice meeting you.

Guess I'll mosey on back to the ranch.

Nice to meet you, Martin.

Nice meeting you, Martin.

[voiceover] You did it, Martin.

You pretended to be a cowpoke, and there were no consequences.

Help! There's a runaway tractor heading towards City Hall!

Someone needs to lasso it!

Okay, here I go. Out to lasso a tractor.

Yee-haw! [whooping] There you go!

- Atta fella. - [cowpoke 1] Yeah!

- [whooping] - Strut your little behind out there.

Kiff, I told you, put that coat back.

We're getting the puffer.

Running out of time here. [gasps] Oh, I know...

[line ringing]

Barry, are you doing anything important?

[? tense music playing]

What do you need, Kiff?

[Kiff] Still have that disguise kit

I got you for your birthday?

Yep. I take it with me everywhere.

- I think you know what to do. - I do.

Next.

Come on, Kiff.

Hello!

I am a wealthy eccentric, and I simply must have

that hideous puffer coat for my collection.

I'll give you a million nuts later today. [chuckles]

I'm good for it.

- This is your best shot? - [chuckles nervously]

My husband was taken from me tragically

- in a ping-pong accident... - Barry.

...leaving me filthy rich. He was heir to

Corky Rourke�s

- Compostable Sporks fortune, and... [stammers] - Barry!

- We've been made. - I see. In my defense,

I- I thought I'd be dealing with Martin. Hey, there he is.

I... I have to confess something I... I don't know how to lasso.

I just found this fringe coat at OK Will 30 minutes ago,

and it made me feel so good.

- [all screaming] - [tractor crashing]

It's so neat to try out being a different person.

You know what?

I wouldn't trade these last three minutes for anything.

I learned a lot about myself, and it's good to take chances.

Thanks, random fringe coat.

Thank you. Oh, boy. There's a lot going on today.

Uh, I better get home.

Lady, you want the puffer or not?

[screaming]

[sighs heavily] Give me the coat.

[gasps] Really?

You're a kid. You get to try out new clothes to figure out

who you are, even if those clothes are a tad...

impractical.

Thank you!

[sighs heavily] Toasty.

Let's go help Dad pull that tractor out

of the side of City Hall.

[? end credit music playing]

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