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Then are the ugliest fucking shoes I've ever seen.

They were expensive, though.

They were?

Yeah. May not look like it, but they were.

Well, you feel at least washed.

Fuck. Did you just get out rolling in the mud or something?

Pretty much. Take a shower, dude.

Anyway, that last thing, I had a girl on the way. She texted me.

by themselves that you figured by now. So I expect her any minute. She knows to

come to this door.

And you're going to like her. She knows. I told her. She told me.

I asked her if she was going to do angle because I had a job for her.

So since you're the angle expert, we got you.

So timing's perfect.

I want you to get this done.

I am here. Right here.

What do you mean?

I like your umbrella.

Thank you.

Here you go.

What?

Who's this?

This is Devin.

He is the expert at what you said you were willing to do today.

Remember what I emailed you about? What I had you adopt him?

Attempting out?

That's the deal.

He's got a really small dick, so I hate him. I'm just way bigger.

So, he's going to, like, do it with his dick.

Because it's really tiny. You might not even know it's in there. Like, hold up

your little pinky.

Mine? Yeah, pinky.

It's, like, half that size.

It is. Yeah, okay.

It is.

I promise you it is. We also have some more rubber shit. Because you said

never done it before.

Yeah, no, I've never done it. Well, I thought I was going to do it with you.

Not dead.

Yeah, well, easy.

In fact, I want you to, I want you all to, you saw it.

You come sit, and you sit over here on this table right here.

Now, just sit on that row here, man.

And I have introduced you to our good photographer here.

Hello.

Yeah, there's a lot more people here than I was expecting.

You're supposed to pose when you take the picture.

and take some pictures of her.

We've got to get some for thumbnails, stuff like that.

There we go.

You can move it.

Yeah,

I was not expecting all this.

Not really?

No. This is part of the reason why...

She's done it several times before.

She's sort of, she's supposed to actually make you feel more comfortable.

Does it hurt when you don't fit?

Does that make you more comfortable? Oh, yeah. Flush is good.

I didn't know that.

Well, he's being an expert.

We've got to have an expert.

Well, I've never had an animal before, but.

See, he's going to show you all the ropes.

I was expecting you.

We might use like a two liter bottle.

I put my thumb in your ass.

So that counts.

Okay.

Okay.

Are you going to shove your thumb in her ass? I do.

I might be more comfortable with her doing it. If we had like a, you should

the strap on me.

Dog fuck the shit out of me.

We have to prep Devin.

Okay? Okay.

I'm going to prep Devin.

Okay. Okay. And Devin is going to sit in my chair.

Oh. And you're going to go over here and prep him.

Okay. All right?

And Devin, yes. And Devin, you assume the position. Point it at her, not me.

You know I don't assume it. Assume the position there.

Is that you?

Whoops. I don't see Devin.

I'm going to put that there.

And we've got to see how this actually goes.

Oh, look at him. He's relaxing.

He's an expert at this.

So prep Devin, huh?

Prep Devin.

Put him in the position, girl.

You've got to learn. I mean, there can be like five out. You might even start

all the way.

I think I'm supposed to be on my knees.

There you go.

Pregnant.

It is. So.

Not today, but immediately.

And look, what do you see when you see an old, tall penis?

What's your job?

Make it hard.

I'm going to give you a fluffer. I think it would be a great job to give you.

Fluffer? A fluffer. You know what a fluffer is?

No. It's kind of a backstage girl.

Is it cracked enough?

Well, he might be close.

That is definitely not smaller than half of my pinky.

Well, maybe two of your pinkies.

Let me prep you.

I can tell you what, you haven't given up blowjobs.

know that you haven't paid any attention to the boys down there.

Get down.

Look at the ball.

I'm just going to

tell

you my favorite color is the pink one

and Yeah.

I'm not so sure if that's going to work right off the bat.

Really? Yeah. Well, they graduate, so let's go with yellow.

Go with yellow.

Do you want me to bring my co -level now?

Let's just have a seat up on the couch. Go ahead and take your pants off.

We actually got this a little out of order. We should have, like, got ready

before we, you know.

So, but we're good.

So just go ahead and shut those pants off.

Okay.

Ain't no expert, huh?

But expecting you.

I'm really nervous, so I forgot about the panties.

Did you?

Yeah. Okay.

All right.

Well, our lube girl can fetch the lube.

I'm going to back it up here. To move it.

Have a seat. And you're going to lube it up more.

Oh, that's a lot.

You're going to need more.

Yeah, for sure.

Okay.

You know all about this thing.

Uh -oh.

Okay.

Are you wanting a back angle?

Okay.

Turn over. Get on your hands and knees. Put your knees on the couch. Put your

hands on the back wall.

Okay, arch your back a little more.

In?

Out. So closer. There you go. There you go.

Arch it a little more.

And then you're going to reach around with your hand. Yeah. With your other

hand, spread open one of your cheeks.

And then you're slowly inserted in.

Okay.

fucked in the ass. They're going to make it in this business.

Okay. We're going to make you an anal expert. Liz is all over with.

Okay. Yeah.

If you say so.

If you want, it's actually better for you to take it out a little and then put

it back in so I can stroke pretty much.

Okay. That way you'll be used to the motion.

Okay.

This kind of burns. You need to have practice on your own.

I think she's been great with it. Just go straight up to the big one.

This one's going to be bigger, so.

And remember, just breathe.

Shifting in a really young tale.

She's starting to sweat.

Yeah, a little bit.

Oh, yeah, go ahead.

See,

you get better at this.

You know how to do it.

Oh, her legs are shaking.

She does have a big ass, doesn't she?

Does she have a big ass?

You said it was going to be the moneymaker.

It's definitely right.

Is it?

Maybe I don't want to say it.

The big toy.

I'm not even as ready as I used to be.

Like, literally?

Literally. I'm talking French kiss.

The ass?

His ass.

His ass.

Now, what better way to get to know him than a little bit better?

Hmm.

I don't see anything but grass.

Go right up to the camera.

I don't need the camera. I have to take those off.

Turn away.

It's like your high school boyfriend on prom night.

What you did in the backseat of the car.

Yeah.

You can make French kids.

Get on my knees.

Get on my knees.

Get over here. This is your time to shine.

Can you go over there and you got to remove this.

There's some blocking path.

I tell you what, leave that in there and fuck her in the pussy there.

Get her ready.

Oh, he's deep digging my asshole.

life.

Clean up your mess off your face.

There you go.

Oh, don't spill it. Get that hand. Get that hand. Catch that.

No, you got to dip it out. There you go. Get that.

Clean that mess up.

Okay.

There you go. Clean the rest of it up.

I'm just going to fog it up on you.

It's your bucket deck.

Let's see if you can squeeze a little bit more into that bad boy.

Squeeze it down.

Hold it out and squeeze it.

Look at all.

It's just a French kiss.

That's how a pro reacts to you being good at this.

I kind of like you.

This is a big old case.

I'll get that puppy down.

I just had to walk. I'll use a milk.

You got to get an attitude, though.

Tell me what you did today.

I had an angle for the first time ever with... Devin Brown.

Was it the most fun you've ever had?

It was a lot of fun. I wasn't expecting that.

Nice job.

There's a myth ass right there. Myth ass.

Nah.

Alright.

Kaylee, you wave out of the camera.