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Hear ye, hear ye!

I hereby bring to order the official meeting

of the all-girl ballet, flowers, and fun society.

Roll call!

Mimi? Present.

Lili? Present.

Dee Dee?

I'm present, too!

Lili, what is the first order of business?

The first order of business

is to practice our new dance routine!

Second order of business?

Hmm... Hmm...

Hmm...

I know! Let's play with Dexter!

[Dexter whistling]

It is mine.

It is all mine!

Oh, I am so happy in my laboratory.

Even when my superior mind is at rest,

it fills me with glee to have such love in my heart

for what I have created.

I love my superintelligent high-speed quadraplex

d-3000 computer!

I love my award-winning giant ultrasensory electron microscope!

I love my multitude of monitors!

I love my shrink ray! I love my space shuttle!

I love my Sonic disruptor! I love my atom smasher!

I love my--aah!

Evil sister!

Hi!

Hi! Hi!

Dee Dee! Mimi! Lili!

You bothersome, irritating girls!

Can you not see that I am very busy?

You will leave now!

My laboratory is absolutely no place for the likes of you.

Hi! Hi! Hi!

Bye, bye, bye!

[Girls giggling]

Aaah!

Dexter: Eww! Keep your girlie selves away! Bones are not amusing!

Especially those of exceptionally annoying females such as yourselves!

Kitty!

Oh! You have ruined my equations!

[Yelling]

[Giggling]

[Panting]

Ooh! Ha ha ha!

Aaah!

Get away from the animals!

I need more of me if I am going to regain control.

Ha ha ha!

With my cloning machine, I can duplicate my brilliance

of any number of times!

Dexter, you apprehend lili.

Dexter, you apprehend Mimi.

And I, Dexter, will apprehend

their leader, Dee Dee!

Dexter: Cease and desist!

[Giggling]

Unhand those tubes!

Dee Dee, stop your devilish destruction!

Hi, Dexter!

You are not going to run from me?

Ok.

No!

Do not go into the light!

Oh, no.

[Giggling]

Oh, please, no! Not girls!

I am doomed!

Do not give up so fast, Dexter.

This is wonderful!

It is 9 to 9. The odds are even!

[Clone-o-matic humming]

[Giggling]

[Dexters screaming]

This is not good.

All right, men,

we must stop the intruders at any cost.

Some of you might not make it back,

but that is a risk worth taking!

You have received your orders.

Now, make me proud!

Victory shall be ours!

[All grunt in unison]

The exponentary should be--

no, no, no. It is the fractional dissection of--

you are both mistaken.

Men, men, stop this! The enemy is everywhere!

Back to the battle!

All: Yay!

All: Yay!

All: Yay!

[Beeping]

Away, away, I tell you! You are overloading the machine!

Gone?

But how?

Aaaah!

Dee Dee, get out right now!

Where are the clones? Send in the clones!

Dexter: Stop this!

I command you to stop!

Uh...

Hi. Um...

My name is Dexter...

Uh, and I, uh...

Do we have any clones in the room this evening?

All: Hi, Dexter!

Ok, ok! Please remain calm! I have a plan!

It...it is, uh...

[Whispering] Slumber party.

Slumber party!

Clones: Slumber party?!

Clones: Yay!

Kids! Lunch!

Clones: Lunch?!

[Clones cheering]

Whoa! Where's the fire?

Whew! Finally... Alone at last.

[Beeping]

Lunch! Lunch.

Lunch! Lunch!

Lunch! Lunch.

I need to work on my multiplication.

Hey, buddy, where'd all the girls go?

[Ruff]

Oh, heh heh heh. Hello there.

You startled me.

[Barking]

[Panting]

Heh heh. Uh, nice doggie.

Ah, ah, ah! You don't need to be following me.

[Ruff]

Aaaah!

[Ruff]

Hey, what are you doing in my lab?

This is a highly scientific area.

What am I gonna do with a dog in a--huh?

[Giggling]

Dee Dee! How many times have I told you

to stay out of my freakin' secret laboratory?!

I'm not kidding around. I want you out of here!

[Barking]

Yeah, that's it. That's right. That's it, boy.

Go get her, boy. Sic 'em.

[Ruff]

Oh, you want this stick? Is that it?

You want this stick? Can you get the stick? Ok.

Fetch the stick.

Ooh ha ha! Look at you!

Aw, you are a good dog.

What a good stick-fetcher you are!

Yes, you are!

I don't have to stick around for this.

Yes, you got that stick, didn't you?

Now, you wait right there, pupperoo,

and I'll be right back with a nice treat.

Dexter? Dexter, son, are you in here?

Dad: Holy smokes! How did this lab get here?

Dexter?

Dad: This lab is unbelievable!

Um, yeah. Ha ha ha!

Dad, I can explain.

Dexter, how long have you been

keeping this lab a secret from me?

'Cause i'm just crazy about labrador retrievers!

They're such good doggies. Yes, they are!

Oh, the dog. Right. Whew!

Ho ho ho! He reminds me of old buck

back on granddad's farm.

So, are you gonna keep him?

Well, I don't know. I dog is a lot of responsibility.

I'd have to feed him and walk him and take care of him.

I just--i don't know if I'm ready for that.

Well, then, that settles it.

He's all yours, son, you lucky stiff!

But i--

dad: Oh, gosh, I just love labradors!

Hey, thanks.

Heh heh. Thank you.

Ok. Thank you.

All right, all right, thank you.

Arrrgh! Thank you!

Ok, enough licking. Stop the licking.

Stop. Please stop.

Arrrrgh!

[Barking]

What?

What? What is it?

Is there trouble? Is it danger?

You want me to follow you?

Ok, show me. Where is the emergency?

What is it, boy? The capacitor?

What is wrong with the capacitor?

Nothing's wrong with the capacitor.

Whatis

what?

Whatever.

Oy. This dog is not understanding what I am telling him.

I know not what of which he is speaking.

[Speaking unintelligibly]

If only he could speak the simple English.

Hmm...

There you go, boy.

This pill I have created should stimulate

your brain's neuropathway,

enabling you to translate

and enunciate human speech.

Well, does it work?

Hello, dog.

Do you understand me?

Yes!

Yay! It works! You can talk! You can talk!

I can talk! I can talk! Hey!

What?

The thing! Huh?

Come on! I got to show you the thing!

Oh, yeah! The thing that you were trying to tell me.

Yeah, the thing! Here's the thing.

Right, the capacitor. What is wrong with it?

It's a thing! I found a thing!

What about it?

It's here--the thing! I found the thing, and here it is!

Here's a thing, right here! A thing!

Dinner time!

[Sniffing]

So, Dexter, where's your new buddy? Ohh!

Well, hello down there.

Hey, it's the man from before!

Ooh! This one's a lady!

Well, he certainly is friendly.

Ooh! Yeah, a little too

it's the stick!

Mom: There you go, Dee Dee.

Hey, food! Food for me! Food for me!

Eww! Get lost.

Food for me? Food for me?

Now, now, no chickie and ricie for the puppy.

Food for me? Food for me?!

Dexter, I think your buddy is trying

to tell us he's hungry.

Why don't you take him upstairs and feed him?

I already fed him!

Now, didn't we have a talk about responsibility today?

We? Who's "we"?

Take your buddy upstairs!

Yeah, but--

hey! Hey, you dogs, I can hear you barking!

I'm a dog! Can you hear me barking?

Hey, dogs, listen to me! I can hear you! Hey! Hey! Hey, you!

The moon, moon, moo-oo-oon!

The sun's up! Hey, the sun is up!

Get up, get up, get up! Sun's up!

You're up! Sun's up. Let's go out.

The sun's up. Want to go out? Let's go out.

Let's play. The sun's up!

What's that? What's that? What's that?!

It's you, it's you, it's you!

And you're not my dog!

That means somebody is looking for you,

and I can only pray that they call soon.

[Ringing]

Hello? Yes, yes, I found a dog.

The dog is here. Yes, he's here.

Ok, yes. Good. Ok!

Hey, that's my dog! I found my dog!

It's my man! I found my man!

Both: I found you! I found you! I found you! I found you!

Let's go for a ride. You want to go for a ride?

Yeah, a ride! Let's go for a ride! Let's go for a ride!

Gaze upon one of the greatest achievements

of modern science:

The periodic table of elements.

This puzzle's all mixed up.

There. That's better.

Dee Dee! Can you please check

if your brother's ready for school?

What did you say, mom?!

I said, go check if Dexter's ready for school.

Ahh!

[Whispering] Dexter.

Are you ready for school?

Ohh. There doesn't seem to be any answer.

I guess I'll have to go inside.

[Rattles doorknob]

Ooh... The door is locked.

At last...

My greatest work completed!

[Kisses loudly]

Hi!

What--what-- what are you doing in my laboratory?

I'm just here to check up on my favorite little brother.

Stop that!

I do not need you to check up on me,

so please remove yourself from my laboratory!

Ooh! What's that? Ohh!

Ooh!

[Giggles]

Aaaah!

Aaaah!

Aaaaah!

Aaaaah!

[Giggles]

Aaaaaah!

You were playing with my doll!

I can't believe you would walk into my room,

take my doll, take it back into your room,

put it on your stinky, slimy machines,

and then you--

[gasps]

Ooh...

What does this button do?

Please, please! Do not push the button!

You have no idea of what it--

does.

Ooh! Look what a cute little bunny rabbit!

Let me go!

Have you any idea of what you have done?

Hmm...no.

Well, let me show you. What would you like to be

more than anything else in the whole world?

[Gasps]

Ooh! I want to be a beautiful Princess

with long golden hair and a big red bow.

And I want to live in a big, big castle

and have lots and lots of horses!

Now, do you understand that by combining

the positive and negative polarities

in sucrose radium...

We can excrete the elements from any variety of zitgaforme.

And unificate them with the superlative repercussions

of the magnetic ospium.

Thusly, this machine should not be used by a--

person of lower intelligence, such as--

[giggling]

You are not listening to me!

Now, pay attention!

Roarrrr!

Make sure you two brush your teeth

before you come down for breakfast.

Mom: Kids! Chew your food.

Now go upstairs and get ready for school.

What are those kids up to?

Mom: That's it. I'm coming upstairs.

You kids stop fooling around and come downstairs,

or you'll miss your bus.

Dee Dee's voice: Last one down

is an icky, icky, slimy spider!

Dexter's voice: Why not? I've been everything else today.

Enter at your own peril,

past the vaulted door where impossible things may happen

that the world's never seen before.

♪ In Dexter's laboratory

♪ lives the smartest boy you've ever seen ♪

♪ but Dee Dee blows his experiments ♪

♪ to smithereens

♪ there is gloom and doom while things go boom ♪

♪ in Dexter's lab

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