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You're all invited to attend a wedding three weeks on Thursday.

Who's getting married?

I am.

You saying you'd do me a favour with O 'Kane?

You don't think Atkins topped her, do you?

If you are right about Mr Pearce. I am right.

Then Miss Barker could be making a dreadful mistake.

You just got this job.

You don't want to be the first wing governor to end up on the other side of

bar. I'm not so sure this is such a good idea.

All we're doing is giving that dozy cow a chance to change her mind.

I didn't write this.

Well, you are Barry Pitt.

Yes, I am, but I didn't write... I only had a call from Miss Barker confirming

the counselling. No.

I don't know where the hell you're coming from.

First you fit me up, and now you're saying let's get perked.

Do you want off this rap or not?

Shut up!

Morning, Joaquin.

Good weekend?

You can just stand up.

I, uh... I want to know what you thought about what I said to you.

Why?

You're going to tell them how Joaquin's book turned up in my cell?

Look, wait.

Come on, fella.

Motive, opportunity, evidence.

I'm still the bloody prime suspect.

What have you got on purpose?

Nothing I can use.

Look, I'll set her up for you.

Keep her guard.

Then you can beat the crap out of her till she squeals. Stick my neck out a

little bit more, shall I? We've got to fix her.

You withdraw your statement first.

No strings.

Then I'll think.

He won't have left the butter up for their sandwiches, no, will he?

Be rock hard.

Roche.

He'll have gone to school, won't he?

Oh.

I was lonely.

You're not a mother.

Right, you lot.

Bags and bedding at the ready.

Who's down for G -Wink?

Mouth shut, ears open. When you hear your name, come forward.

Kathy Tyler.

Roy's in Connor?

It's Roisin, actually.

Sorry. Any more?

There should be three.

Oh, yeah. Uh, Daniela Blood.

Blood?

How's it going, miss?

Do you miss me?

Back in the door for you, Blood.

Wickedness. Follow me, you two.

Find out how much I miss you.

You'll wish you were as dead as Dockley.

What are you doing, Wilson?

You're supposed to be at work. This is for two people.

Some nicks lit up co -defendants. You're lucky.

I've got a wardrobe bigger than this.

Make your beds and get them packed. Lunchtime's 11 .30.

Please, you've got to let me phone my husband. It's urgent.

I've got things to sort out with my kids.

You had your free call in reception, didn't you? No. Told us they didn't have

enough staff on.

OK. Do you want to make yours too?

Give mine to her.

Come on, then.

visiting order.

I filled it in for you and the kids. They said it went to the post on

What?

No, I can't call you back, Aidan. This is the only time they've given me to

this call.

Hiya. Hi.

Hello,

you two.

Hiya, mate. Sorry we're late, but I had to go to the hospital to get along.

Oh, did you do that, then?

She caught it in the car door.

Ouch. Ouch, and the red, mate. I thought I'd heard language in the faucet.

So did you manage to get it sorted out after working at the registry office?

Did they give you another date?

Not yet.

No, we didn't want to go on honeymoon with an injury, did we?

No.

Look,

I've got to go.

Hello,

Miss Barker.

So sorry to hear about the wedding.

Mrs Hollanby told me.

Is it to say me and Al's moving to an aunt?

It better be.

I've, um... I've changed my statement.

Check with your lawyer.

Shaz!

Shaz!

Over here!

It's me, mate!

They're back in here, would you believe it?

Shaz!

Get back from the door!

That ain't never been here, did it?

All the more shame you're doing your time for, isn't it?

Come on.

No way, Mum.

Bank's still in here.

How come?

How come, you think?

But didn't Josh get my video?

Didn't make no difference.

Boy, you as in for deep shit.

Show back and all, is she?

No. But they ain't found her body, so... Yeah, well, I pray she took a long time

drowning and now she's burning in hell.

Amen, sister.

Look, she didn't know half what she was doing, man. She was speedballing off her

face. And that's an excuse to go wrecking people's lives. She didn't kill

-one, did she?

Those lives haven't even started yet.

She got herself up the pipe since, didn't she?

What? So, like, you all know each other?

You know, talk to yourself.

You feel good you cancelled my wedding, don't you?

And don't deny it, cos I know you must have been involved.

I'd just like to hear what you think gave you the right.

I told you, cos I know he's a bully.

Well, I'll tell you something I know about you, love.

You're a wolf, spiteful, jealous little kid who hates men and you can't stand

seeing someone else happy.

You're not happy with him.

You're kidding yourself.

Just because he's the first person told you you're special.

Are you talking about me, Shazza, yourself?

Because I'm not the one that was dumped by the roadside, am I?

No. You're the one who's a punchball, aren't you, miss?

You can't hide it from me, because I can see right through blokes like your

lovely Mr Pearce. Always say they're sorry after, right?

Didn't mean it. It won't happen again.

Until it does.

And don't pretend to yourself that it was half your fault, or if you're nice

him, he'll change.

Because they don't.

Anyone can do things they regret under stress.

And you don't think any the worse of them for it.

It's the mark of being a grown -up.

Do you want to see my bum, Miss?

See what my stepdad did with his belt buckle?

I used to take it to spare him thrashing my dog.

But that's OK he laid into us, is it?

Couldn't help himself.

And I'm wrong calling him a cruel shit bastard.

What do you think?

Well, same goes for Pierce.

I don't know what the hell allocations are playing at.

Could at least have shoved her on another wing.

Well, I think they've done us a favour.

Now we can make her life hell.

And I'm going to get out of her exactly what she knows about Shell Doctor. No,

you're bloody not. Just leave the Q &A to me, do you mind?

Sorry.

Sir?

You see what that name does to me?

I'm sorry, Sylvia.

Well, I was only offering. If you'd rather fear yourself.

Only because it's my job.

You can still do yours, tough as you like, eh?

Jim!

Sandwich? Ketchup?

I was just going.

How are those pie charts coming along, Sylvia? Oh, all in hand, sir.

Soon have them cooked up.

Excellent. Right, Jim.

Maybe I can get you to tell me what's been bugging you.

Hey,

Shaz.

I promised I'd be back for you, didn't I?

Here I am.

I really missed you, Maya.

One postcard.

It was you who said to leave you behind?

It didn't take much persuading.

Look, Shell made us.

I've been gone a long time now.

I've got a whole different life in here, and you're not a part of it.

Yeah, but I want to be.

Babe. You don't know the half of what I've got going.

Hi.

Welcome home, Denny.

Nice holiday.

Nice to see you, mate.

She has given you no time.

But don't worry, she'll come back.

I'm getting it from body bag and all.

She can't wait to beat the shit out of me.

I'm going to wish I had drowned, innit?

No, you're not.

You're back on my payroll.

And you've had some trips.

He called you a lesbian.

Thrift time.

He was testing me to tell him that maybe you should then put the boy in pug face

out of his misery.

What was that of you, old sweetheart?

You must want me to lose my kids.

I just want you to stop pandering to him.

Especially now suddenly we're living together.

Thirteen years we've been married.

And Aidan's not on one bad thing to me or to the kids.

I was going to say, would you like me to fix it for her to see the doctor?

You're asking me?

You're not alone, love.

A lot of the mums need something to help.

What, pills?

Beats me why they give custodials to women with kids.

That's their danger.

Yeah, well, we never thought they would.

Shit, man.

But I know you did kill her.

Yeah?

Sit him down now.

They call themselves a pig and boot game.

I need you to help me lace them up, Denny.

Are you up for it?

Sure, mate. I ain't got a soft in the sun, no worries.

Ah, the soft's what I want this time.

Eh?

The razorhead.

Well, I want you to stuff in her tongue.

Let her juices flow.

You know what I mean?

However you want to do it, then, eh?

Mooch her up.

Get some pillow talk, yeah?

You want me to crack on to that?

No friggin' way, mate.

Get off! No, no.

Just there.

There you go.

What do you think, Mum?

What's she do?

Yeah, magic.

Bet I look like a bleeding drag queen.

Oh, you don't.

You look like... You look like... Tie me down begging for it, chick.

Yeah. Just because we're both dykes don't mean she'll fancy me.

How can that dog face afford to be picky?

Got long hair.

Nice tits.

Look, seriously, Jenny.

You pull this one off and I owe you big time.

Hey. Sivvy's on diet.

I'm taking you out for a treat.

I've spoken to the registry office.

Next cancellation's ours.

No. I don't want it.

Have it back. I'm sorry.

What? Have it.

Diet? I don't want to marry someone who doesn't love me.

What are you talking about?

You know I love you.

No, you don't.

If you love someone, you don't beat them up, ever.

You only do that if you're thick.

I know.

Yeah. And I bet I know which Noel Collins put that in your little head.

I'm going to bloody well see to her.

Where's Barbara Hunt?

Don't know.

Get up. Get up!

You're the writer in here, aren't you? The computer expert.

You interfered, old mother...

Don't ask me, mate.

I was just standing here, talking to this one, and then whack!

Bloody Nora kicks me. No, no, she didn't.

Tell him, Di.

You saw what happened.

I had to defend myself, didn't I?

He's lying. He attacked me.

Well, you two, just shut it.

What happened, Di?

Barry's lying.

Just like he lied about how this happened to me.

What are you talking about, Di?

The truth.

You're the bloody nutter who likes beating people up. You vicious scumbag!

I can't believe this.

I'm telling you, mate. Look, we'll tell it to the number one.

Stop pissing yourself, Mr Pearce.

You told him, mate.

I did.

Check this.

What's that?

It's an app to the top gov to see us urgent.

If he wants to know really snuff, though, Cain.

Eh?

I'm not going to tell him it was us.

What if I have to?

Are you mad?

I don't want locked up in here for a second life.

Then I'd better get us on in arms and keep me quiet. Amy.

Give me a break, will you? I said no way.

I thought we were supposed to be mates.

We'll speak again, yeah?

If we join them.

I'm Maxie. This is Al.

You're that take -off artist, aren't you?

Name's Denny.

So, Atkins can either jaywalk an old, does she, Denny?

Like I want to hang about with an old loser.

We like a girl who don't like Atkins, don't we, Al?

Aye. We do, Maxie.

Yeah, well, like to like, innit?

Yeah, well, you know the score now, Denny. I'm running the swing. So if you

in with the action, come in with us.

Right. I'm going to get this apple.

Are you two together, then?

Me and Maxie?

Do you and a stalk of rock?

Well, you didn't fancy your chances with her, did you?

Not with her.

What's this get -up blood?

Another disguise for your next break -out.

Well, what I want, Connor... Not if it amounts to a change of appearance. No.

You need to make an app for that.

Right. Which you haven't, so you're on report.

For wearing a frigging skirt, piss off.

And that's another offence.

Mr Fenner's office, now.

What?

Jump.

I'll be outside the door if you need me.

No, you go back on the wing. I can deal with this little lady.

Welcome back, love.

Hope you're feeling cooperative.

Because I've got a few questions for you.

Good.

Go on.

I want you to feel nice and relaxed.

No.

Where's that Ico girlfriend of yours?

Still swimming for England?

Look, I already called the cops.

Last time I saw Shell was when we jumped in the water.

He's done for, isn't he?

Police tell you what happened to that poor bastard sailman.

One who helped you leg it.

Banged up in his own sail now.

Do the crime, got to do the time.

He's still claiming his missing.

Sheila.

Call us an escort for blood, will you?

What?

Is that it?

Did you see Miss Barker today?

No, she took time off. We asked.

This one. Well, as long as he doesn't get to her again.

Sir?

Yeah?

Do you know what happened to Mr. Pierce?

Did they do him? It's Miss Barker we're worried about.

He's resigned.

If he passes her again, they'll press charges.

You mean they've let him walk scot -free?

Yeah. He wasn't walking too well.

The last few of my mates, I...

Show you the visits now.

Ready? Sorry, just trying to get the spot out.

Don't worry, it won't show on to you, babe.

What?

If you fell keen to see your kids, it beats me why you risked what you did.

Top City Bank.

Well, you paid pretty good.

I didn't do it for the money.

Well, she did.

And you covered up for her. She was on the bank side.

I had to make me pay it back before they missed it.

Uh -huh.

You thought you'd be the next Nick Leeson, did you?

People's error, mate.

rules. Now take a thing.

Where's Michael and Eve?

School.

What? Will you sit down?

Why didn't you bring my children? I want to see them!

Just got this from my tray.

From Maxie Purvis.

Better have her brought up right now.

Sir.

Sorry, but, um... I wouldn't give her the satisfaction.

She's a right little schemer, Purvis.

She'll just be...

winding us up to show off to a gang.

Bet you my wallet.

You don't pussy about, do you, Jim?

I like that about you.

A lot.

I just think, you know, pull her aside, low -key, call her bluff.

Your call.

This is the cruelest thing you've ever done to me.

Do you think the kids would want to see you like this?

I wouldn't be like this if you'd brought them here.

It's me that's having a hard time with them.

Not you.

Hearing them crying at night.

Asking me how come their mother's a thief.

I'm not a thief.

How do I know what you are now?

I would have mercy on your soul if what's coming out in the papers. I told

didn't I? That's rubbish.

I said to you straight off I didn't take to it.

That deal with the Dorchester, did I not say that?

If I thought that she was after my wife. Oh, she was not.

God, how many times. Look, all she was after was making a big stir.

Aye. Well, she's gone and done that.

Don't blame her.

I'm the one that tried to cover up for her.

That was my own stupid doing.

And God knows do I regret it. I hope you do.

Yeah, but you and me made a mistake, eh? Keeping the secret from the kids.

That's why I've got to be them, to explain to them.

You'll not be them in here. No way.

You'll explain it to them in a letter.

Well, they don't need to expose themselves like this.

You can't keep them away for good.

It's fine by me.

Hayden! Hayden!

You going to tell me what happened?

Sorry. Am I getting some kind of peaceful fear?

Why? Have you told you not to speak to me?

Bloody stupid, stupid...

What are you doing, Jen?

Trying to look like Kel?

No, I just felt like a change.

I don't know you, do I?

Do you have a sex -changing thing?

Don't ask me.

You can invest in and offer us more.

Must be sick.

I love it.

Now's your chance. Go after her. I'm not up for this, mate.

Come on, then.

I told you, I've got enough shit coming off Bodybag.

Nothing you pay me is going to change that. Trust me.

You get close to Alan, and I'll get Bodybag off your back.

Yeah?

Hello. May we be introduced?

I'm Barbara.

Cassie.

I perfectly understand you and your friend being a bit anxious about mixing

but... You're not all scary, you know.

I'm sorry.

It's been a bit of a shock.

Especially for Rufine.

I think I read a bit about you in the paper.

They gave you three years?

Me, yeah.

Gave her four.

Because I pleaded guilty she didn't.

It's the old knobbing joke.

After you go.

Yeah.

So, you ain't got a girlfriend in here, then?

Well, I've had in here with fights.

But you ain't lost any muscles like yours.

Giant muscles, do you?

Through this.

I can see why everyone atkins don't mess with you, Mum.

Oh, she'll know again for sure.

Yeah, but you'd better watch her.

She's a really murdered one in here, innit? I mean, respect.

Maxie ain't no match for that.

Oh, well, there's things you don't know, Denny.

And I can't tell you, but...

If you want to be with the best, I just want to be with you, Al.

Birdie.

You. Word.

What word's that?

Enhanced.

I know that you're out to the number one.

He's not going to see you, and he's not going to let me change your regime,

neither.

Right. I'm going to have to fess with that.

Straight to me lawyer, then.

You'd rather see Atkins get off and you and me totally stuffed.

I don't think so.

You don't know the Purvis way, then, do you, Mr Fenner? Anyone pulls out on me

pays. And that's it.

No shit.

Mr Fenner.

It's not about your legal again, is it?

Come on now, kids.

It's OK.

I hope you've had some thoughts.

Yeah.

I know where we can get the juice on purpose.

That's why I've got Denny blood halfway down the... But if you want to stand the

job until she's gone, you'd better get on with me and take the heat off of her.

OK.

And keep it off, right?

Yeah.

But you'd better turn it up, then, because time's running out.

Car on board.

Yeah, game's over, girls.

Our turn.

Where's the phone?

Name's Yvonne.

What's yours?

Give you three guesses.

You call the odds.

Never take a bet when I'm sober.

Yvonne, do you want a Mars bar?

Galaxy? Well, I need it.

Babs got them done around.

Don't tell. Later.

What, you're on your honeymoon already, Al?

Team wants a game of pool when you're ready.

I owe it eight.

So, how's your work in air?

I don't know.

I can't get close enough to it to find out. There's one of them with her around

the clock.

Anything we can do?

Excuse me.

Yes. What is it?

Here are your graphics.

Thank you.

I meant to say I've absorbed my remuneration under damaged stock.

I need a word.

About Lud.

Twice on report in one fell swoop.

Yeah, well, I'm letting her off with a warning.

I beg your pardon?

Softly, softly, Sylph.

That's how we've got to loosen her tongue about Dockley.

I'll loosen her tongue, all right, once I get her down the block.

Number one's orders, not mine.

Sorry, but if you want to keep in sweet with him, you're going to have to come

on Smiley with blood.

I'm going to wish Bobby and I had prep charges against her and Dockley.

Well, we still can, you know.

Sure, if you want it in the papers that you serve them coke, dressed up as a

French maid.

And you don't want blood blabbing it out either, eh?

After you.

Um, the thing is, I've got this council coming back.

Do you think I'm going to raise you or something?

No, I didn't mean it.

I'd like to hit you now.

Take things nice and slow.

Aye. Romantic.

I've got you a present.

So you'll know how special you are to me.

Only you've got to keep it secret.

Even from Maxie and Tina.

Just wait for me.

You promise?

Okay, I promise.

Shut your eyes till I say it.

Now, Mackenzie.

Yeah, don't blame Al, miss.

Did you do this?

Yeah, no.

I ain't got nothing.

Right, off into your gin jams, all of you. Straight to your cells, now.

So nice.

Come on, come on, hurry up.

I've got all day.

Move it.

Come on.

Hey, Finn.

How can I wake up dead at first?

Took her top, then.

We didn't.

Eh?

You're off report.

Wing governor's orders.

Just watch your step around me.

I've never hit anyone sober in my whole life.

You mean you've only hit drunks or you've always been drunk when you've hit

someone?

Both.

Big first, then. Lucky me.

Every damn thing with you is a big first for me.

Now it's prison.

Are you ever going to give me a break?

We can't keep going round the blame loop.

I'm all sorryed out, OK?

We've just got to get on with it now.

Mix in. Make the most of it.

Roche.

Will you please just get into my bed?

I'm going to push your hubby out of it then.

Give your girlie a good seeing to, did you?

No.

She's no slag, Maxie. She's dead shy.

Yeah, well, don't you be shy when the police come to grill us, will you?

Eh?

Called Dad tonight to get his brief in to see me. Looks like we've got to get

on the free of the hard way.

What, fit up to murder?

Yeah, but fit up clever.

Fit up then, I like. He's got us to do his dirty work for him.

All right.

At least we've got respect for doing the job, eh?

It was like she wanted to soak us all.

Them Julie's are frigging mental.

Take one and no one.

You should have got out of the way quicker.

How could I? It all happened big quick.

Cool it, girl. It's only a bit of water, isn't it?

Thought you'd enjoy being in a wet T -shirt contest anyway.

Do you like how sweaty you've gone?

Well, we tried, June.

Yeah, we tried.

And then we filed.

Well, it was Denny who filed, if you ask me.

Bleeding hammer.

And how long do you think I'll get a pump instead of food secret?

Well, how long's the finger up the... Is that you, Den?

Eh?

Oh, yeah!

Are we born and old, don't we?

How's the hand?

Really not.

Thanks for asking.

Morning, everyone.

Morning. Morning.

Morning. Right then, Mark.

Perhaps you can fill me in on our new inmates, Tyler and Connor. Settling

Not really, no.

Well, I'm making you their personal officer.

See if you can work your magic charm.

Have we, uh... Have we got any legals in today?

Oh, yes.

Night shift said they had a call, didn't they? Booked a room for this afternoon.

Who for?

I'm looking.

Maxie Purvis.

Forget to knock.

Tell me, have you got us anything on Purvis yet?

The tart and toughy's got more up to this than I gave her credit for, I hate

say. Well, she hasn't said a bloody dicky.

I'm half too busy round poor Dennis Nick.

Well, you don't get a thong I can use by lunchtime. That's you seriously

bollocks, love.

Yeah, and that means you and all.

The only reason you're doing deals with me, Fenner, is because Purvis is

twisting your balls as well.

God, what my reason is. If you can't deliver... Virginia O 'Kane's necklace.

Al gave it to Denny last night. And I'm sure you'll be able to testify that the

last time you saw this was Rand O 'Kane's neck the night she died.

Yeah, but... And I know what other proof we need.

And I know we can get it.

I just want guaranteeing that I'll be there when you give it to your boss.

How's your garden growing?

Oh, hi, Miss.

You're back.

Pack his stuff up.

Put it in the post.

So, he's gone for good, then?

No phone calls?

Just the one you warned me about.

That in the pills?

Told him to take them.

Cool.

How about you?

You and Denny?

You and me's in the same boat, miss.

One for saps who get shat on.

No, Shaz. You're not a bit like me.

God, if I'd had your guts when I was younger...

You stay hopeful.

You know?

Look, mate, I'm really sorry. Shut up, you daft doll. You're doing fantastic.

Yeah? One more session.

Oh, can you help me? On this.

You get it all gospel.

Sylvia. Oh, morning, sir.

These graphics, um...

Was this the artist's signature?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Occupational hazard.

Yeah, just print me a new back page. You've done me a fab job.

Love it.

Oh, well... No, you've inspired me, Sylvia. Skills like yours should be put

maximum use to hell with demarcation. What would you say to running a regular

workshop for the benefit of the inmates?

Right, then. Rough me up a plan. Let's kick off next week.

Morning.

10 more apps at this wanky restaurant, yeah?

Table for two.

It's next to a bog.

At least we can stay close and talk.

I've got things I want to tell you.

Private, like.

Aye?

Shall we talk?

I don't know if they like this lovely chain you gave me now, do I?

You like it?

I love it, Al. It makes me feel dead special.

I will.

It'll be even more special when you know how I got it.

Yeah?

Why, how's that new?

Well, I thought I couldn't tell you, but new Maxie says we're fessing up.

You should have seen her cane's face when she saw us come in the door.

She purely knew we were going to kill her, no?

Yeah. So, like, you mean, it was really you and Maxie what done her in, and not

Atkins? I'm telling you, aye. It was Maxie who put her cane's book in Atkins'

cell to set her up.

Want to give us a snog now, then?

I think we've heard enough.

I think we owe Yvonne here an apology.

Big hands up.

I feel terrible.

What you've been put through.

Just lucky I'm not the suicidal type.

What can I say for you?

Totally read it wrong.

Just like those cunning devils planned it.

I don't think Mrs Atkins doubts your integrity, Jim.

Or you wouldn't have confided this evidence to him, would you?

Speak for itself, sir.

You're telling me shit.

Look, you've got to believe me, man. Why should I?

Julie, Julie, come here.

Look, I did all that girly stuff that you've won, didn't I?

Right. Got you two to make me up, yeah? Tell her.

You think she could do that to herself?

Thank you.

I feel like a body bag trying to make myself into a bong girl. Bong girl,

It's me and you, babe.

All I want.

It's all I want, then.

You didn't buy a brush. What's happened to you?

You... Mr Fenner wants to see you.

What's going on?

And her.

What for?

Life's a bitch.

Just like me.

Miss, is it OK if I show Denny what I've planted in that?

Of course you can. Cheers, miss. Cheers, miss.

Come on, Roche. Leave me alone.

Go get some exercise.

Or what?

Go and chat with some other dykes.

Jesus.

The one bloody freedom we've got in here is to be ourselves and not be ashamed

of it, and you want us to live in a cave.

Well, why don't you just do what you want, Kath?

Dykes. No, I mean it. Go on.

This is a sweetie shop for you, I can see it is.

Go and pick what you fancy.

Tell you what I'm going to do.

I'm going to do your time for you.

Yeah, I am.

I'm going to tell my lawyer I lied.

I'll say you only covered up for me because I forced you.

Otherwise I was going to tell your husband you'd been shagging this guy.

And you got pregnant, had an abortion.

Oh, I'll tell a good bloody story.

Yeah, I'll get you back home with your family.

Because I know for sure you don't want to be with me.

Fucking hell, man.

Three weeks we're going to be out of here, then.

You and me.

What the friggin'

hell is this all about?

You know.

Don't you run me out.

All yours, gentlemen.

There's something going on in here, and I want to know what.

I'll give you a run for your money any day.

Careful. I might take you up on that.