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Alexis is suing her sugar daddy for
lying about his age and not being able
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perform basic sugar daddy duties.
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She's suing for $3 ,500.
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Damien is countersuing Alexis for lying
about her intentions and only being with
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him for the money.
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He's countersuing for $3 ,500.
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for the Honorable Judge Isis Brzezinski.
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I see here, Miss Fox, you are suing Mr.
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Dayski for dropping the ball on his
sugar daddy commitment.
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Tell me a little bit more about that.
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Oh, come on. She just won a ride.
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Mr. Dayski?
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Only speak when you are spoken to. Do
you understand? And if you cannot
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I will have my bailiff put you in your
place.
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Step out of line.
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I dare you. See what I have to put up
with?
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Honor, I met Damien a year ago, and he
whined and dined me.
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So naturally, I thought that was what
life was going to be like with him.
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Let me guess.
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It wasn't.
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You're so right, Honor.
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You know, I haven't even been given my
own credit card yet, and when he does
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give money, it's like less than $100. I
mean, I can't even pay for my name. Your
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Honor, the lie.
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Can I speak now? You will get your
chance, Mr. Daiskey.
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Can I continue?
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Oh, good. Oh, thank you.
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And to make matters even worse, I
checked out his bank statement, and he's
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even making as much as he breathes
about.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Is there anything else?
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Yes, your honor. He's been flirting with
your bailiff. He put it in my face.
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Is that true?
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Excuse me for looking. I am in a sexist
relationship.
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And I didn't lie about my income. She
assumed I was sugar daddy.
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Not true.
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Truth be told, I stopped spending money
on her because she stopped cooking me.
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Oh, what do you mean?
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See, look, all she does is just tease
me, walk around, and destroy sex.
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I'm just way too hot to be going back
and forth.
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Says who?
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Says me. I don't even have evidence.
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Exhibit A.
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That's it.
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Mm -hmm.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Take a good look.
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Over there. Do you see them?
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Yeah.
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She is up!
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Okay, calm down, everyone.
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Calm down.
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Okay, so here's what I'm going to do.
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I have one more thing to say. I'm not
done yet.
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Since this relationship started, she
promised me endless sex. And that hasn't
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happened yet.
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Okay, Bable, can you please stand next
to Mr. Dayscape?
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He can't seem to control his...
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She can't tell me he doesn't even have a
heart on right now.
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Go ahead and check.
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He loves his ass.
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I can see it. I think it's right there.
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You can check for yourself.
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Yeah, yeah.
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See, she tried to steal my dad.
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Okay, now.
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Just a moment ago, you weren't claiming
him as yours.
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And you're suing him.
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to do?
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Well, I'm going to make my final
judgment.
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Let me just...
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Okay.
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You two are not over each other.
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I can tell.
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And one of you is jealous.
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It needs to be taken care of.
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But not by you, Bailiff.
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Come on over here.
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I know. Come on. It's okay.
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Next time.
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But here's the thing.
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You two will not leave my courtroom
until you kiss.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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After the hell you put me through today
in this courtroom, we're going to need
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to see more.
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In fact, Ms. Falk, I order you to give
Mr. Dinkie anal
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sex.
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I don't want to hear it. I don't want to
hear it.
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Oh, God.
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Well, as you see this, couple is going
to need a room. So, you know what? Let's
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give them ours. Can you hear them? All
right, everyone.
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Let's head out.
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Let's do it again.
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Oh, he did. He did.
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Oh, God.
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Oh,
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God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh,
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my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Can I kiss you on my arm?
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Yes.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Oh, God, yes.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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This isn't it.
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That's so fucking good.
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Yeah. Oh, fuck.
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Yeah. Oh, I want that cum all over me.
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Oh, I want you to dump your bag.
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Courtney?
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Welcome home. I checked out with my bark
and I'm the deal, you know.
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Mm -hmm. Do I get the credit card now?
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I think this here today was fair.
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I totally agree.
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I mean, I got the card.
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And I also think that we learned a big
lesson in keeping our promises with each
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other.
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Ready?
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I'm ready.
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Okay, let's go.
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