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Alexis is suing her sugar daddy for lying about his age and not being able

perform basic sugar daddy duties.

She's suing for $3 ,500.

Damien is countersuing Alexis for lying about her intentions and only being with

him for the money.

He's countersuing for $3 ,500.

for the Honorable Judge Isis Brzezinski.

I see here, Miss Fox, you are suing Mr.

Dayski for dropping the ball on his sugar daddy commitment.

Tell me a little bit more about that.

Oh, come on. She just won a ride.

Mr. Dayski?

Only speak when you are spoken to. Do you understand? And if you cannot

I will have my bailiff put you in your place.

Step out of line.

I dare you. See what I have to put up with?

Honor, I met Damien a year ago, and he whined and dined me.

So naturally, I thought that was what life was going to be like with him.

Let me guess.

It wasn't.

You're so right, Honor.

You know, I haven't even been given my own credit card yet, and when he does

give money, it's like less than $100. I mean, I can't even pay for my name. Your

Honor, the lie.

Can I speak now? You will get your chance, Mr. Daiskey.

Can I continue?

Oh, good. Oh, thank you.

And to make matters even worse, I checked out his bank statement, and he's

even making as much as he breathes about.

Oh, my goodness.

Is there anything else?

Yes, your honor. He's been flirting with your bailiff. He put it in my face.

Is that true?

Excuse me for looking. I am in a sexist relationship.

And I didn't lie about my income. She assumed I was sugar daddy.

Not true.

Truth be told, I stopped spending money on her because she stopped cooking me.

Oh, what do you mean?

See, look, all she does is just tease me, walk around, and destroy sex.

I'm just way too hot to be going back and forth.

Says who?

Says me. I don't even have evidence.

Exhibit A.

That's it.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

Yeah. Take a good look.

Over there. Do you see them?

Yeah.

She is up!

Okay, calm down, everyone.

Calm down.

Okay, so here's what I'm going to do.

I have one more thing to say. I'm not done yet.

Since this relationship started, she promised me endless sex. And that hasn't

happened yet.

Okay, Bable, can you please stand next to Mr. Dayscape?

He can't seem to control his...

She can't tell me he doesn't even have a heart on right now.

Go ahead and check.

He loves his ass.

I can see it. I think it's right there.

You can check for yourself.

Yeah, yeah.

See, she tried to steal my dad.

Okay, now.

Just a moment ago, you weren't claiming him as yours.

And you're suing him.

to do?

Well, I'm going to make my final judgment.

Let me just...

Okay.

You two are not over each other.

I can tell.

And one of you is jealous.

It needs to be taken care of.

But not by you, Bailiff.

Come on over here.

I know. Come on. It's okay.

Next time.

But here's the thing.

You two will not leave my courtroom until you kiss.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

After the hell you put me through today in this courtroom, we're going to need

to see more.

In fact, Ms. Falk, I order you to give Mr. Dinkie anal

sex.

I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear it.

Oh, God.

Well, as you see this, couple is going to need a room. So, you know what? Let's

give them ours. Can you hear them? All right, everyone.

Let's head out.

Let's do it again.

Oh, he did. He did.

Oh, God.

Oh,

God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Can I kiss you on my arm?

Yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, God, yes.

Oh, God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

This isn't it.

That's so fucking good.

Yeah. Oh, fuck.

Yeah. Oh, I want that cum all over me.

Oh, I want you to dump your bag.

Courtney?

Welcome home. I checked out with my bark and I'm the deal, you know.

Mm -hmm. Do I get the credit card now?

I think this here today was fair.

I totally agree.

I mean, I got the card.

And I also think that we learned a big lesson in keeping our promises with each

other.

Ready?

I'm ready.

Okay, let's go.