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hello you have reached the Arthur residence

please leave a message after the tone

hey mom

hey dad

it's Danny I'm sorry to be calling so late

I'm just checking in making sure everything's OK

um

listen I got kind of a scary email from Terry

and she hasn't been responding surprise

surprise

but uh

yeah it sounds like you guys have been fighting

or something happened

anyway uh I

I just got a little worried so um

if you can call when you can

and of course you know I'm

I'm always here if you need anything of course

okay um

I love you alright bye

hey hey sweetie

what are you up to um

just smoke some resin with Mark

and now we're getting pizza

oh nice

hi Danny

yeah um

he's saying hi right now yeah

over and over hi Mark

hi Mark

so I was calling just to see if you

you still wanted to hang out later

oh

did we talk about doing something tonight

I mean not

not concretely but um

I just wanted to see um

well

okay yeah

I should be able to swing by

cool yeah okay

how's the sister situation

um well

I yeah um

I've emailed her 3 times and still no response

so I'm getting a little bit nervous

I'm sure it's fine

yeah probably

she does this every other day

Danny and only because you let her

well I don't let her

she's bipolar yeah

I know but you do though babes

you go straight to crisis mode

well she's my sister

and even you said that this email seemed different

yeah right but

is it though really

it's still just another obvious ploy for attention

just like every other panic attack she's given you

yeah you're right

you are right yeah

I know

I mean the more you respond

the more she's encouraged to keep no

I know I know

I know I know

I know you're right

you're right I just

I just need it to be reminded thank you

I'm very lucky to have you

yeah well

I love you

I love you

okay uh

I'll see you later yeah okay

bye Mark

bye Mark

okay I love you alright bye

it's in his tone like you can hear it in his voice

he's just working up the nerve to say something

so be direct confront him

what if I've scared him though

I'm always roping him into my family crap

how do you rope him in I'm always leaning on him

like I even called him today in tears

because my sister wrote another stupid

scary email that's what he's there for

what if I'm scaring him off

what did your sister write

hmm

just some ominous bullshit like she always does

and it's torture

and I lean on him constantly for support

like what if I have overwhelmed him

and he thinks that I just have too much baggage

well if that's the case

then good riddance right

no not if I

I went too far if I leaned too much

you didn't he should be there when you need him

yeah

but what if I need him too often and it becomes a chore

then he's not the right guy

cause that shouldn't ever be a chore

would it be a chore if he leaned on you

yeah but he doesn't ask me for anything

I've never even seen him cry

so I'm the only one that's leaning

or the only one opening up

the only one making yourself vulnerable

that's intimacy dude

you have got to get off the fence with this

what if I regret it later and I can't get her back

you don't want her back I might

okay well

then you can

bitch to us about how much you regret it for that day

and then we'll remind you again

that you've been wanting out of this stupid

relationship for like

a year now and then

you can find a chick who actually likes sex

and doesn't drag you through a million hoops every day

do you think that there is a masochistic part of you

that is playing out this particular drama

to avoid the work you actually need to be doing

what work do I need to be doing Josh

exactly well

I don't know your perspectives

maybe your PhD wow

okay actually psychoanalysis

that's for you

see you could be getting that girl pregnant right now

and don't forget about all the Swedish women

you can impregnate in June

okay guys

don't forget about all the Swedish milkmaids

that's not her again

seriously

oh my God she needs a therapist dude

she has a therapist oh

so then she should call her therapist and not you

it's literally abuse she's abusing you

excuse me no

oh my God okay

excuse me guys wow great

hey

Danny no

no no babe no

no no no hahaha

no no

no no

ha ha

ah ah ah ah ah ah

hey babe

how you feeling

I'm up

where are you going

I was just gonna go to that party for 45 minutes

but you just keep sleeping

oh no

I'll come with you sure

you've had enough sleep I wasn't sleeping anyway

yeah I'm fucking dreading this summer

I'm just stuck in this shit ass hotel

listening to my stepmom fuck my dad all day

I'll listen to your stepmom fuck your dad

are you going to Europe uh yeah

yeah for my thesis now we all are

oh you're all going

yeah they're all coming to visit my home in Helsingland

Sweden oh uh

any occasion or is it just for fun

uh well

I'm going for research these guys just tagging along

Mr Phelps invited us to an authentic hippie

midsummer at his yodeling farm

oh yeah

I mean we were talking about it

we were thinking about it

for when

uh uh

mid June to mid July yeah

two weeks from now yeah

I mean that's if we even go

I'm probably not gonna go

but yeah we were talking about it

you okay

mmm hmm fine

that was just really weird

what was

the

Sweden

I had no idea

well what do you mean

cause I told you I wanted to go

okay fine

but I didn't know you were going

I just decided today

I wasn't keeping it from you

you already have a ticket

I'm sorry

okay well

just imagine if you were at a party and someone said

hey what are you doing for summer

and then my friend said

oh we're going to China for three months

and we're leaving two weeks

it's Sweden from

and that was the first you'd ever heard of it okay

I told you I wanted to go to Sweden no

you said it would be cool to go yeah

and then I got the opportunity and I decided to go

I don't mind you going

I just wish you would have told me

that's all well

I just apologize Danny

you didn't apologize you said sorry

which sounds more like too bad

maybe I should just go home what

no no

I'm just trying to understand

and I'm trying to apologize

and I don't need an apology

I don't I just wanted to talk about it that's all

I really think I should just leave

no no

no no

no no

please please

please I'm not I'm not trying to attack you

it's not really feels like you are well

then I well then I'm sorry I'm I just got confused

I'm sorry I hey please come on

can you come just can you come and sit with me please

please and we can talk about it look

it just it just felt really weird okay

but I'm fine

I think it's great that you're going to Sweden

I do I think it's amazing

are you going for your thesis

I don't know what my thesis is

I know and it it can it will it can be inspiring right

right

hey

please I overreacted I'm sorry

I'm sorry

I know I get paranoid

I don't mean to I know I overreacted

but I've been have been trying to pull myself back up

and I've been trying to deal with this panic and

and my fears I didn't mean to put pressure on you

or to blame you for anything

I just got crazy for a second

and I didn't mean to project I'm sorry

it's fine

I am sorry that's fine

I was gonna ask you if you wanted to come with me

what

what do you mean what I just said just sweeten

uh huh

you don't want me to go

I just asked yeah after I broke down crying well

you ruined the surprise

I wanted it to be romantic

in Stockholm are there any

like meatball sex clubs

we should hit up before we head north no

we're going straight north

not straight straight though right

we gotta go through Stockholm to get there no

it's the opposite direction

Stockholm is south of our land guys

it's Danny she's coming up

okay

should we clear all this no it's fine

um I invited Danny to come to Sweden so you guys know

and she's not actually gonna come

but I invited her just to not make it weird

you invited her to but she's not coming

she doesn't want to

I invited her and she accepted

but she's not actually coming this weekend

okay

guys you know what she's been going through

yeah no dude

I just I've

I uh

thought you were saying no dude

nobody minds thought you were saying something else

that's all okay that's great

and just so we're clear you guys told me to invite her

and you all know that she's coming great

yep hey hey babe

hey guys hey yo hey

how's it going

we're chilling nice

so Sweden

yeah you're coming right

I mean I

I guess so

that's not completely ruining your guys'plans

oh sure no

not at all no

uh Christian

can I get you to uh

take a look at this paragraph real quick

uh yeah

sure

I'll be back uh huh

hey Billy

what were you drawing

uh just a table oh

how have you been

pretty good yeah

survived finals so yeah

you know and you uh

I I didn't

I didn't quite finish but they're

they're giving me a break this year

oh God yes

yes of course sorry

yeah it's uh how

how did you like the anthropology department

I like it yeah

not as much as this one maybe but

you're doing psychiatry right

as psychology yeah

OK so you know I'm nuts

ha ha ha ha yeah

also that funny looking you right

so you're coming to Helsingland

I guess so yeah

and um

we'll actually be arriving on my birthday

oh happy birthday

thank you

yeah

Christian says you've got this special week planned

yeah it's sort of a crazy 9 day festival

my family is doing lots of pageantry

and special ceremonies and dressing up

that sounds fun it'll probably seem very silly

but it's like theater yeah

Christian says you're you're from like a

a commune right

yeah we're a

we're a small community huh

here I'll show you

oh wow

I see what you mean about the pageantry

yeah we make those clothes special for every winter

and summer solstice

we I mean

everybody sort of does everything together

that's an interesting symbol

yeah it's our special little language

whoa who's that one

that's last year's May Queen huh

beautiful

you know I'm very very glad you're coming

I I think it's very good you're coming

thank you

also I

I never had the chance to tell you

but I was I was so very sorry to hear about your loss

oh what happened

I mean I can't even imagine

I mean I lost my parents too

so I kind of have some idea

I'm sorry no

no I'm sorry no

no I'm gonna just go to the bathroom thank you

tja vad ska jag göra det här är eran kapten som pratar

VI eh påbörjar just nu inledningen

temperaturen just nu är cirka femton grader Celsius

VI har klart med det eh

som cirka tjugo minuter så kommer

VI att Landa på Stockholm Arlanda

ni får Passa på att tacka er

som valt att lägga med oss idag och hoppas att ni har

ladies and gentlemen

we are beginning our initial descent to Stockholm

Arlanda the air temperature right now

oh my God the women here

what is it that makes them hotter

the Vikings

grabbed all the best babes from other countries

and

dragged them over

how long is the drive about 4 hours

oh my god

I saw a video and it wasn't even like it wasn't fake

and there was this one woman with three clits

actually for real sensitive about the Hiroshima

I am actually 3 of tears slavery dude

what do you think like

imagine trying to take a dude seriously

and he's like reading out the news and you know

he like bludgeoned his wife with a pan

Bos never used 51bce0c785ca2f68081bfa7d919

why are you reading that

a spell it

we're taught the runic alphabet in

my village so Joshua's carries that around to annoy me

what are you doing your thesis on again

uh well

my focus is actually on European midsummer traditions

which is basically the impetus for this

whole trip that we're all on

hey that sounds similar to what you think you're doing

right

for your thesis

well I don't know exactly what I'm doing it on yet

as you know but I'm thinking of rooting it in

something Scandinavian yeah

see that Pillay

you managed to brainwash all of your friends haha

Josh was already brainwashed when I found him

okay this is the first stop

this is it not quite almost

hello

hey just beautiful

oh my God hey guys

so these are younger people from my village

they're also returning from their trips outside

come on over

hey

these are my friends from America

oh dude

hey

it's fucking walk yeah dude

there's so many bugs you're not seeing this

hey

okay so this is uh Mark

hi Danny Christian and Josh

what

it'll be just one second

you think you know that guy

he sounded mad lol

your honest girlfriend's door

I must think of you what are you

yeah what a flask it is

that's right that's right

ha ha I think that you're shocked

here come on over

come on over this is uh

these are my great friends from America Christian

Danny Josh and Mark

meet my brother ingmar uh

best friends since we were babies actually

so Christian Josh

Mark

Danny yeah right

yeah awesome

and say hello to my friends

this is Simon and Connie from London

how's it going hi Simon

Connie this is Bella

and

these are all the names I just Learned 2 seconds ago

perfect timing by the way

we we just took these 5 minutes ago

and haven't even started coming up yet

oh shit do you guys want to take it now

or should we settle in first

fuck it let's just take it now right

yeah yeah great

uh you know what I

I might have to find my footing first if that's OK

uh yeah yeah

of course OK

and listen if you're feeling uneasy

you don't have to take them at all

no no no no

I just I wanna feel settled first okay okay

I'll wait no

no you go ahead please

I'll wait let's come up together ready okay

guys I'm gonna wait for Danny so you just go ahead

dude we can't take them at different times

they'll be totally separate trips

you wanna wait for us then

you know what it's fine

it's fine babe I'm

I'm it's

I'm ready no

it's OK I don't

I don't it's fine I'm ready

are you sure

yes Mark

thank you

they made mushroom tea uh huh

if you prefer against the taste uh

yeah OK

I'll try that thank you Ingmar

Ingmar Ingmar Ingmar perfect thank you

don't let Mark

he's not it will it will get complicated otherwise

are you ready yes

thank you there you go ooh

thanks dude okay

here we go then think happy thoughts

are you sure yeah

cheers yeah

I'm excited it's cool

alright yeah

are you sure about this yes

I think it's gonna be fun

ready yeah go

what time is it

it's nine PM

what do you mean

what do you mean

that can't be right the sky is blue

it's fine it's Sweden

that's not fine why is it like that

it's okay Mark

it's the midnight sun that feels wrong

I don't like that I promise you it's okay

I'm not okay oh fuck

it's a new person what

I don't want new people right now

no new people are good Mark

hi hi

I'm just gonna lay down okay

yeah do that everybody else lay down

guys do it it feels so nice

Josh can you lie down please

can you feel that the energy coming up from the earth

look the trees too they're breathing

nature just knows instinctively how to stay in harmony

everything just mechanically doing its part

you guys are like my family

you're like my real actual family

Danny

sorry

uh I'm gonna go for a walk

I can walk too

uh

so no I'm gonna

no no

no no

no no

don't think that you're fine

it's almost your birthday

you're OK

you're fine

stop it you're fine

hey Danny

how are you

they were laughing at me what

no no no I'm sure they weren't

they've been laughing

you wanna call me my friends

thank you I'm sorry thank you

stop it stop fuck

no no

you're okay you're okay you're okay

how long was I asleep

I mean we found you here like 6 hours ago

did it get dark at all

for a couple of hours not completely

is it tomorrow

I mean from yesterday's perspective

come on

where are we going where we came for

Jesus pal

where are you taking us yeah

this is way the hell out there

do they have ticks in Sweden

Sweden has a tick problem

what no

they don't do they really

actually it is a big problem

last summer

a record number of people got tick borne and syphilis

what the fuck are you serious

yeah both my grandparents died from ticks

had to give him a closed casket funeral

okay Josh

I actually have an uncle with lime

and believe me if you ask him

it was not worth the pleasant picnic in the park

he's fucked

so this is the place

the tranquil and majestic court garden thank you

Heather you know all these people

these are my family

so we're stopping in Waco before going to Pal's Village

oh thank you

what is it strawberry

oh wow

thank you oh thanks

oh thanks

oh thanks

thank you ah sorry sorry

hey guys meet my sister Danny

born on the exact same day as me hi

the head of Danny Josh

Mark and Kristen

welcome into horga ah

thank you thank you

father Odd Lilla Pelle

Hur är det på pilgrimsfären Helt fantastiskt underbart

sorry these are my friends Christian Danny

Josh and Mark

hello hello

hello hello

hey hello

hello welcome hi

welcome hi

welcome home oh

hi

oh we are so very happy to have you

oh yeah

thank you Ella has an immaculate sense for people

I I love what you're wearing

my frock uh huh yeah

quite girly huh

we do this as a tribute in respect of Emir

and because of the nature's her uh her

her metamorphosis qualities yeah

wow uh I

I think the Sakis

Saints do the same thing in Brad's Boomi

so we are your host so whatever you need

just say so and we will accommodate okay

thank you very much yeah

today is all the festivities

and just tomorrow the official ceremony begin

and you are welcome welcome

welcome welcome

thank you yeah

enjoy yes

thank you

that guy has a very red face yeah

do you eat these yeah yeah

glad midsommar allesammans och

välkomna till festen

som VI har förberett oss för I nittio

år kan jag ta ett födelsedagspresent

ja det är

väl passande att den sammanfaller med den kraftigaste

värmeböljan I mannaminne

oh forgive me

I'm excluding the ones want of Swedish tongue

welcome to horga and happy Midsummer

it has been 90 years since

our last great feast

and it will be 90 years before our next

and what poetry that

it's now the hottest and brightest summer on record

we already have so much to give back

and so without any further blathering

let's raise our glasses

and let our nine day feast commence

Skull Skull

så hög min el inte högre inte hetare

så hög min älv inte högre inte hetare

I don't

want them to walk out of the garden

you know that fire hasn't burned out since I was born

it's all of our jobs to keep it going

oh yeah

wait uh wait

what what'd you say I'll tell you later

was that praying

uh maybe not praying

but he was just addressing the

the everything

the harmony and the balance

uh can I

can I get a translation of what was said

yeah I can get a translation from him later

yeah thanks

that would be amazing

sure yes

thank you Bella

of course

you guys should join

oh no I'm too scared

what

alright oh

thanks babe

what the kids playing

skin the fool

skin the fool yeah

precious

hey Bill

can anyone just join in no

you're an American just jam yourself in there

hey

happy birthday

oh my gosh Bella

it's just something I do for birthdays

maybe it's not appropriate

no no

no no

not at all thank you so much

it's beautiful

anyway just between us

yeah well

Christian forgot anyway

so this is amazing thank you

oh

no no no no

I forgot to remind him and it's

it's not his fault it's never mind

it's OK this is

this is beautiful thank you so much I'm really touched

so how do you support this place

lumbering linen homeopathic water power plants

school time over here

carving runes

really

they put it on their pillow and dream about its powers

yeah oh yeah

I do that too oh fuck

there's a big one oh shit

what Alphabet is that from

uh the younger Futhark I

I think or is that medieval

actually that is the elder Futhark

so how long have you two been together

oh geez

um just over three and a half years

four years no really

yeah four years in two weeks

you're right I'm sorry

you're right four years

yeah um

how did you guys all meet

well

we we were all working on the same farm and

and funny enough

I was dating Connie when Simon and me first became pals

well we've been on a date

and I didn't even actually know it was a date

so you're right no no

I I meant that Connie and me had just become friends

we we decided to be friends

and that was just before

Connie and Simon started dating

and now they're engaged

what wow

congratulations which is amazing yes congratulations

yeah thanks

yeah we actually asked Ingmar to officiate the wedding

really no oh

what's that building over there

it's a like a sacred temple

but no one's allowed in there

uh let me show you where we sleep

let me show you the route Volta

so we're just gonna ignore the bed

it's a bear

what's that

we can check it out yeah

I didn't love story

oh wow

what wow

wow wow

it's like in the scripture

what do you think

it's like another world

amazing

do people just sleep here

yeah all the younger ones until we turn 36

and then we move to the Laborers house

why 36

well we think of life like the seasons

so you're a child until you're 18 and that's spring

and then at some point we all do a pilgrimage

which is between 18 and 36 and that's summer

and then from uh 36 to 54

we're a working age

which is fall and then finally from 54 to 72

you become a mentor

what happens at 72

not a lot of privacy yeah

what do you do when you need to jerk off

especially with all these dicks on the wall

there's a lot of dicks oh

I know you got some pussy panties too

see ma'am

that guy dismissed me

but this is exactly like the same thing

and the cultural panties

it's his birthday today oh

did she say something no

no no

absolutely not I just wanted to let you know before

so are these the may Queens

yeah

right uh

you'll actually be here for that

and who are your makeweights

uh every midsummer we have this dance competition

and the winner gets crowned

and this is oh wow

beautiful hey

bonus if they need a couple of Austin Powers something

yeah it's about me

Jerry is that your house that

who's that

you saw that too right

pal who was that

uh huh eating

yeah oh my God

I wanna give her a bath hey

can I pull you outside for a sec

yeah sure

pal tell her to come back

happy birthday to you happy birthday to

happy birthday

and he he and

stop it's fine what

you didn't think I forgot did you

I'm sorry I'm sorry I got fucked up by the deadline

I thought it was yesterday

it's fine happy birthday

it's fine happy birthday

I'm not upset it's OK

you should be I I should be

I'm sorry

آه آه آه آه آه آه آه آه آه آه آه آه آه آه آه

آه آه آه آه آه آه آه آه آه آه آه آه آه آه

alright beauty rest Tomorrow's a big day

what's tomorrow first of the big ceremonies

at the Stupum

what's that uh it's too hard to explain

you'll you'll get a better sense tomorrow

wait seriously you can't just tell me now

wait you're not talking about an actual one

I mean it's pretty actual fuck

do you know what it is

user

is it scary

that is so fucking annoying

Bill check my scalp for ticks and I'll check yours

somebody should tell those girls they're walking stupid

how long do they typically stand

we're gonna stand until it's right to sit

hey oh

these for me uh huh

you pick'em backwards yeah

are those the ones yeah

dude I'm so hungry

it's like they're trying to make it gross

dude

it's the girl from earlier staring at me again

her her mother is on pilferment

ah it helps them to detect

oh OK

the babies are raised here by everyone

wow you want this

ehi a cristo amore tasca e LA tua testa sta cosi STA

oh oh

ehi

bega te non ho mai nessun problema di cose

hey

I must have the cost the cost that that

that that is good

wow

what do you think that guy's reaction would be

if I just put my finger in his butt right now

när tränger Hotrus varin

varat hat heimer PA tauter

varin tauter

dude you following them out

I'm gonna go take a nap OK

OK yeah

yeah wait

what are we doing now

what is that book

Ruby rather our scripture

can I read that

you will not be able

oh my God

did she jump

did she jump

what the fuck are you standing there like

I just fucking jumped off the cliff

you fucking lying what the fuck

you're doing the same thing

you're doing the same fucking thing

no no

don't jump

don't jump please don't let them know that I don't know

that I don't know that I don't know

that I don't know no

oh

God

oh oh God oh

oh oh oh

oh oh oh oh

oh oh

oh

oh oh

oh

oh oh

shh fuck

we're going

fuck this fucked

oh no

fuck this you're fucked

fuck you're just fucking standing there watching

what the fuck is wrong with you

you're shocked fuck no

please fucking please

leave her alone please listen to me what

let me explain say what

please my poor thing

what please

what you just saw it's a long

long long observed custom custom yes

it's fucked those two who jumped

has just reached the end of their horga life cycle

and you need to understand it as a great joy for them

a joy yes

and when it's my turn it will be a great joy for me

we view life as a circle a recycle

the lady who jumped her name was Ilva

yes and that baby over there who's not yet born

will inherit that name

instead of getting old and dying in pain

and fear and shame we give our life as a gesture

a gesture before it can spoil it does no good

dying lashing back at the inevitable

it corrupts the spirit

I am so sorry I didn't warn you better

you feeling okay

I just really need to not be here right now yeah

I'm gonna go just take some time yourself OK

No.8 a businessman in Brussels

was receiving oral sex from his secretary in his car

while driving on the freeway

unfortunately

he needed to make a sudden stop was rear ended

startling his protege into biting down was such a

how's the thing

and his penis was severed clean from his body

hope you enjoyed the meal dick

what's up man

are you getting reception here

uh

um I'll talk to you in in just a minute

hey dude hey

holy shit right

are you okay

yeah I'm fine

good

hey listen um

I've been thinking about something that

I wanted to ask you or tell you actually

um

I've been thinking a lot about my thesis and um

I've decided I'm gonna do it here on horga

and I wanted to tell you first

just so it didn't seem like I wasn't telling you

I feel like I feel like I can't tell if you're joking

I mean I mean

you know I'm doing my thesis on midsummer

that's the reason why I'm here

yeah but not on this community

I mean you're going to Germany and England next

well you mean you

knew I was gonna wanna do this

no oh my God

I mean did you even know until just now

of course you did okay do you do you think

I don't know what you're doing

is actually kind of outrageously unsubtle

the fact that you're being this bold about it

I'm I'm honestly kind of impressed what the fuck man

what does that mean what the fuck

this is what I've been working toward and you know it

that's why you look so guilty right now

because you know you know

that what you're doing is unethical

and leechy and lazy and

and frankly it's kind of sad

fuck you no

do not fuck me

find your own subject or or your own passion

and because okay

look this I'm I'm I'm actually invested in this

this is not some glorified hobby

that I'm casually dipping my feet into okay

in case you hadn't noticed your Highness

we're doing the exact same degree no

but not in the same way Christian okay

I have to hold your little hand through everything

you didn't even know how to use Jay Store

until I taught you and you are a fucking grad student

why are you even in academia

you don't care which is fine

that is your prerogative

but do not appropriate my actual work

for your new shortcut

I'm gonna do my thesis here

if you're gonna do it here too

I'm open to collaborating and if not I

guess we can both do separate theses on the Horgas

dude of all the things to let me sleep through what

we're leaving tomorrow I know we are

sorry um hi

I don't mean to disturb you

um

hello

hi I'm Christian

hello

my name is Ula Ula Ula

and this is Maya Maya hi

um what are you guys doing

uh we are decorating the tree

alright um

I was wondering if I could ask you a question

of course how many um

how many times have you seen the attest upon a perform

attest upon attest upon

how many times have you seen it performed

oh um

every time one reaches age

so okay

a lot okay

and do you have a typical period of grieving

is there a a

a a time when you mourn

uh huh uh

we grieve and celebrate

yes OK

I see

I told Kristen this already

and now

I think he's trying to pretend like it's his idea

so if he comes up to you no

wait a minute I

I seriously doubt that

the elders will approve of anything

being written down they're extremely protective

OK something else

just use aliases for everything

problem solved then what would be the point

you couldn't even get it peer reviewed

and Christian did already ask me this

by the way

and I told him the same thing I'm telling you now

I thought you said you hadn't talked to him

ah fuck no

okay look

I'll ask the elders okay good

تاني

um I'm really sorry Pele

thank you for inviting me

but I I really have to go

can someone maybe drive me

I know I shouldn't have left you stay for that

I mean I know it looks extreme

but we all I don't know why I'm here Pele

I don't know why you invited us

I don't know why I don't know why

I don't know why I'm here

I don't know and I can't

come on no

come on sit down Danny

Danny please please sit down

Danny

I invited my friends

because this is a once in a lifetime thing

and I wanted to share it especially with my friends

who I knew would appreciate it

because I I am proud of this OK

OK but I'm not an anthropologist

and I don't understand any of this

yes yes

I know I know

and and yet I was the most excited for you to come

here

here smell this

what is it calls you down

no I'm fine I don't want it

are you sure no

I'm I really want to go

I don't I don't want it okay

I know what you're going through Danny

what am I going through because I lost my parents too

what no

no Bella

that is not what I'm talking about

I'm not talking about my family

I'm not talking about my parents

when I was talking about they burned up in a fire

I'm not talking about that

my parents they burned up in a fire

and I became technically an orphan

so

believe me when I tell you that I know what it's like

because I do I really really do

yet

my difference is I never got the chance to feel lost

because I had a family here

where everyone embraced me and swept me up

and I was raised by a community

that doesn't bicker over what's theirs

and what's not theirs

that's what you were given

but I have always felt held

by a family

a real family

which everyone deserves

and you deserve

belly Christian could walk in

he's what I'm talking about

he's my good friend and I like him but

Danny do you feel held by him

does he feel like home to you

hey

how you doing

today was tough

you gonna be okay

are you not disturbed by what we just saw

yeah of course I am

that was really really shocking

I'm trying to keep an open mind though

it's cultural you know

we stick our elders in nursing homes

I'm sure they find that disturbing

hello

would you like to be joining us with a special ceremony

why what's happening now

Boo boo boo boo boo

boo boo boo

wow wow

wow wow wow wow wow

wow wow wow

wow wow

wow wow

wow wow wow wow

wow wow wow

med tacksamhet och lovord

högtärade gudinna överlämnar VI denna blygsamma gåva

åh nej

ja hör ni mulrandet

jag tror att hon ännu är hungrig

ha jag hörde inget mullande gjorde ni det

nej nej nej

jag antar att det kan ha varit min egen mage

men

jag vill inte riskera att förarga vår generösa moder

inte jag Heller

men VI har Ju skänkt bort våra finaste ägodelar

och mest fruktbara träd Finns

det någonting mer att erbjuda

VI Kan använda Mig

du unge bror

önskar GE ditt Liv till Vår älskade Gudinna

om hon vill ha det

vad modig du är lillebror

modig vad är modigt med att resa hem

what's happening

what's happening

no wait

wait stop

Nej Sluta låt honom vara Han har visat sitt mobd

sluta sluta sluta sluta sluta sluta sluta

sluta sluta sluta sluta sluta sluta

sluta sluta sluta sluta sluta sluta sluta sluta

okay can you slow down

just wait a sec please Christian

this is feeling really wrong

we need to leave

I know that this is weird

but it's because it's alien

no we haven't been exposed to anything like this

no please

this is completely backwards

we just need to acclimate

I don't wanna acclimate I wanna go

well I can't

I'm sorry period

I'm doing my thesis on this

what since when

since I decided today

you know how much of a nightmare this has been

for me to figure out

and I've made the mistake of telling Josh

and now he's competing with me

so if he wants it

let him have it we need to leave

can you not see what's going on here

this level of tradition

no one's seen this no one's written anything on it

and they've invited us to be a part of it

why can't you see what a privilege that is

because pelé did why did pelé because he trusts us

why would they trust us

you're opportunistic anthropology students

maybe because we're anthropology students

maybe they want someone to document this

you're fucking blind

they're doing pagan rituals

people are jumping off cliffs

they depend on no one knowing about this ever

not necessarily

okay I wanna leave

okay then you can leave but I'm staying

I invited you and I don't regret that

but I'm here for a reason

do you not love me anymore

what does that have to do with this

I'm in the devaluation phase

we've been in it for a long time

and next comes discard can you spare our relationship

your textbook psychology keywords

we've been in this for a while

you've been trying to pull away and I've been in denial

please give yourself some credit babe

looks like you've got this all figured out what

actually you know what I'm gonna say one thing

when you casually gift me an impromptu

bouquet of flowers that just makes me think

how and when am I supposed to pay that back

everything

you give me is a reminder that I'm not doing enough

for you in this relationship

what at lunch

I picked those on a whim oh

don't try to tell me that you had no ulterior motive

yeah what

on your birthday

the day after I didn't get you something

are you being serious

okay fine

play the Wonder Party again

you're just a self denying altruist

and I'm a paranoid dick

you don't have a conniving bone in your body

what is it you imagine I'm conniving

you are Danny

I feel locked into your debt

every time you do something

just because it's never just because I was being kind

okay fine

I'm the asshole nobody's the asshole

I clearly am

you selflessly gave me flowers and I feel trapped

fuck are you actually gonna leave

I'm supposed to be working here

you're gonna leave me like this

Christian

hey do you sorry

um do you have a sleeping pill I can take

yeah sure thanks

Hora no puedo

what you doing

just working in the garden

hey man

hey any word

yeah they said you can do it

as long as you absolutely don't use any names

or their location is never even entered at OK

and you'll have to sign an agreement to that OK

yeah

and you're splitting it with Christian

because he came to me first

well that's we'll

we'll figure that out I gotta go take a leak

uh

here can I ask you something

yeah uh

do you know what this is

I found it under Christian's bed

oh that's a love room

cast a love spell a love room

yeah

under Christian's bed yeah yeah

what's going on

uh the elders said you can do your thesis

as long as you don't use the actual names or location

are you serious yeah

oh my God thank you man

that is incredible news thank you

great you're splitting it with Josh as well

yeah I already told him

I'm totally fine with that

you know

I think my sister Maya is taking a liking to you

yeah yup

redhead

and actually she just uh

got a big smidgen dig last year

it basically means that

uh you're

you're allowed to have sex when you're 15

pants license

OK nej

good for her nej

nej nej

nej nej nej

nej hörru på mig sluta bort där

du fan hörru på mig en jämlägg dig och bort därifrån

hey what

bort ta bort din äckliga

jävla kukostek vad okej vad bra persvinna dig från nu

what did I do våra

föräldrar ligger där

vadå vadå du står och kyssar på Mina

föräldrar din lilla amerikanska

jävla vän so you just pissed all over that

what are you doing what are you doing

what are you doing

what

are you doing you pissed on the ancestral tree

the tree so what

yes yes

so what what are we about to do

I didn't know huh

no it's that tree

it's tied to all of our dead

it's a dead tree though it's dead yeah

yeah I know

but it's important to us I just had to pee

I didn't know it was special no

I know we know that you didn't know that

but it's just well

how was I supposed to know

you wouldn't pee on a gravestone right

obviously not but

fuck I mean

what are you doing

I don't know what I'm apologizing for

do I apologize

apologize later

OK oh shit hi

säg till honom att du kommer imorgon och säg

Han kunde inte

Han kunde inte veta bra

bra vad ska jag prata med fadern om

she said it's it's gonna be okay and

and she will talk to Wolf and apologize for her mistake

seriously yeah what else did she say

hey hi

you get some good sleep

uh huh

good

what happened over there

marks just

I'm sorry about last night

how you feeling

I don't want us to be fighting Christian

well

me neither

hey

hey it was really nice to meet you

I'm so sorry we're

we're actually leaving what

yeah Connie

Simon is getting the truck with one of them now Connie

is everything OK

Connie

oh there

yeah Simon uh

he told me to tell you that uh

John drove him to the train station and after uh

Simon gets dropped off

he's sending the truck back for you what

you will meet him uh

there

no

why would he just go without me

he he wouldn't do that the truck only had room for two

what what does that mean

that doesn't even make any sense

he would have told me

today's only train leaves 90 minutes

takes about 35 minutes to go there and back

so they didn't want to waste time

so I could have sat on his lap yes

I mentioned that too but you know

we we don't break traffic laws okay

so they've just gone they've left me just now

now Connie there was no room in the truck yet

it is coming right back for you yeah

this is bullshit no

okay launch in a bit

hmm mm hmm

oh my God

no no

so what I appreciate that

and how are um jobs or roles assigned

that's based on traits we show as kids

for example he was assigned to protect

so he made his pig image as doctor

is he gonna be okay

I mean

yeah he's a very sensitive guy

it's a big week for him

hey hi

sorry um

Simon left without Connie

Jesus really

yeah what a dick move

is she okay uh

no she just got

did she say why no

no

that sucks

on the on the subject of couples actually um

is there ever an issue here with incest

sorry I mean

you know small communities

well the bloodlines are very well preserved

so the elders must approve mates

cousins can sometimes mate

but we do respect the incest taboo

so we often need to

we often need to invite outside peoples

excuse me

hey

would you like to help you join us

uh

sure yeah

come

do you do you know um

have you seen Simon anywhere

yes he was driven to the station

did you not say goodbye no

no I didn't

but uh

that's OK it's OK OK

what are we making here meatballs

oh wow

oh thank you

you're so welcome

she says you're so beautiful

oh thank you

um she's so beautiful

I'm sure you do like it ha ha

otra

otra

otra

oh draw

oh draw

oh draw

we describe it like emotional sheet music

what does it say well

each runic letter stands for one of the 16 effects

which are graded from most holy to most unholy

this one for example

is about grief

you can see at the end however

we have blank pages

this is because the Ruby rather

is a work forever in progress

forever evolving we have many

many hundreds of these

and who decides what gets added

well this iteration is being written by Ruben

uh

the disabled since birth

he draws and we the elders interpret

you see Yosh

Ruben is unclouded by normal cognition

it makes him open for the source

uh

what happens when Ruben dies

do you just wait for a baby that is

not clouded no

no no

Ruben was a product of inbreeding

all of our

oracles are deliberate products of inbreeding

can I take a photograph

what

a photograph no

absolutely not okay sorry absolutely not

oh fuck yeah that's her

hey

oh great

she's walking away

not then I clear

Det är dags för mat

thank you

thanks fuck

thanks

has anyone seen Connie

I think Mark's on her own

are you sure

I saw her trying out for the sprinting Olympics earlier

what where

sorry but I can see what happened

her boyfriend called the landline

from the train station and calm Connie down

and she begged our pardon and I drove her to meet him

okay

that's rude why would Simon leave without her

I'm sure it was just a miscommunication

I could see you possibly doing that

what the hell does that mean

never mind

someone's so sore about their ancestral tree

dude is he gonna kill me

did you learn anything about the Ruby Rother

oh so now you wanna collaborate

okay thank you

I know that one elder

thank you thank you sorry I brought it up

oh my God dude

what the fuck is that what is that

is that a fucking pubic hair

eww it's just a hair

yeah a pubic hair

dude calm down

why are you embarrassed

you're not the one giving out hair pies

Jesus Christ he's still fucking looking at me

hey

you'll come with me

what you'll come

uh I'll show you

okay sure

yeah yeah great um

I'll be back I guess she's gonna show me

hey can I uh

borrow another sleeping pill

yeah sure

yeah thanks

what the fuck Mark

what the fuck are you doing

close the door we're not supposed to be in here

do you think Mark's still off with that girl

I wouldn't be surprised

what about Josh though

I'm honestly not too concerned

well

we um

have something regrettable to announce this morning

the 19th book of Ruby Roger

was found missing from the temple

we don't want to point fingers yet

we kindly ask that whoever took it

to return it to its original place

you can leave it in the temple

which will be left unguarded and unwatched

nobody need to know it was you

where is your friend Yosh

I know uh

we have no idea

he and your other friend

they both disappears the same day

you see how it looks yes

obviously but I swear to you

we are in the dark on this

we're just as confused as you are

well we did see Mark off with that girl last night

what girl Inga

yeah but Mark wouldn't have done this

Josh on the other hand

he came to bed with us and when we woke up

he was gone and if he did take that book

I just pray you understand

we don't associate as friends of his

or collaborators or anything

we would just be so embarrassed to be

connected to this in any way shape or form

let's hope it gets returned

I hope so too I feel responsible

well you and odd

you can go looking for them yes

maybe you can redeem this

you are going with the women for the day's activity

oh hi

and uh

Sieb wants to see you in her house

you OK mmm hmm

OK

OK

this is the big one

okay thank you

look into her eyes mm hmm

yeah

um can I ask what this is exactly

it's um

tea for the competition

and then you glass here uh huh

and then we drink it okay okay

okay

hmm

oh God here we go

Det var här för länge länge sen

som den mörker lurade UT horgas ungdom I gräset

och när dom väl hade börjat dansa så kunde

dom inte sluta utan dom dansade sig till döds

men NU I livsberakande trots mot en mörker så dansar

VI tills VI stupar

och hon som står ensam kvar kommer att krönas

för sin uthållighet

please come in

firstly I just have to say I have no idea where Josh is

and I can swear to that on my mother's life

how do you feel about Maya

about Maya

how do I feel about her how

you have been approved to mate with her

you're an ideal astrological match

and she has fixed her hopes on you

I'm not sure I understand what you mean

I haven't even spoken to her

she fixed on you before you came

Pelle showed her a photo

I'm here with someone

I'm here with Danny Danny will not know

I'm not proposing marriage

you wouldn't be approved for that

okay so what is it you're asking

I'm asking if you care to mate with Maya

it's a one night offer

I think I ate one of her pubic hairs

hmm sounds probably right

from an academic perspective

it would also provide a unique glimpse

into our sexual rights

can I not have a unique glimpse without participating

stop

Vera Vad Mal

stay here

are you ready

stop

åtta nu är det bara åtta kvar

what does that mean you're so good

what does that mean 8

8 we have eight left

ha ha

Kristen um

for you um

thanks haha

what is it um

it's sorry

uh uh

spring water with the special properties

oh

okay

okay what does it do

oh um

it uh

breaks down your defenses

and opens you for the influence

okay

thanks

you're welcome

you know what um

I'm worried I'll have a bad trip

oh no

no you won't you won't trust me

stop

of them

stop

Maria

Parya

I don't trust

I don't speak Swedish what

so Willen wir das Schwedisch

ja blödsinn blöde

männer

hahaha

slemen blas rab LA slemen slemen LA mama

blas SLI floren ma mama hahaha mama

slemen floren LA mama LA

det er fort for mædrettning

you are our May Queen

me yes

why you won

what does that mean

bad common

bad common ham

mom

mom

oh my God

Danny make me queen

oh no

oh no

oh

hello hello hello

Harry

what for

it's tradition for good luck

what and you must eat it whole

but the tail's going first

you must try you must try

excuse me

what's going on

to our May Queen

Welcome School school

you are the family now yes

yes you are the family

it's sisters sister

I've never seen someone dance like that

now

it's traditional for the May Queen to bless our crops

and livestock

and after the luck

you just inherited from that soul tearing

we should all be doubly encouraged

can Christian come with me

nay

the Queen must ride alone

so repeat after me

breath in

for your vitality

ah ah ah

ah ah ah ah ah ah

ah ah ah

ah

ah ah ah

ah ah ah ah

ah ah

ah ah

ah ah

we should go now to SIDS House

what's this it's a special meeting only for the Queens

and she will bless you

what's that that's not for us

I think you should not

I don't know

ah ah

ah ah

ah ah ah ah

ah ah ah ah

ah ah

ah ah

ah ah

ah

ah ah

ah ah ah

ah ah

oh oh oh oh

oh

ah ah

ah ah

ah ah ah ah ah ah

ah ah ah

ah ah ah ah ah

ah ah ah

Aah Aah Aah Aah

Allah Allah

Allah Allah

Allah

Allah

ah

ah ah ah ah

ah ah

ah ah

ah ah

ah ah

ah

ah ah

ah ah

ah ah

ah ah ah

I can't stand it

I can't stand the bone

Christian

Christian

hi

hello there you are

listen

you can't speak and you can't move

alright

good

on this

the day of our deity of reciprocity

we gather to give special thanks to our treasured son

as an offering to our father

we will today surrender nine human lives as Horga takes

so Horga also gives

thus for every new blood sacrificed

we will dedicate one of our own

that is four new bloods

four from horga and one to be chosen by the queen

nine in all to die and be reborn in the great cycle

the four new bloods have already been supplied

as for our end we have two already dedicated

and two who have volunteered

Ingmar and Ulf

you have brought outside offerings

thus volunteering your own bodies

you will today be joined in harmony with everything

and to Pella

who has brought new blood and our new May Queen

you will today be honoured for your unclouded intuition

and so for our ninth offering

it is traditional that our fair queen shall choose

between a pre selected

new blood and

a specially ordained horigan

tourbillon

honorable tourbillon please step forward

and

Christian Hughes

well these are the candidates

for the ninth and final offering

you patiently wait your verdict

Okej polkar när VI kollar oss inne I alvna

så ska VI försiktigt så VI inte sticker I karmarna

för då kommer bajs I ditt huvud

okej ta det väldigt försiktigt nu håller du här

och ska VI börja med att ta UT levern

well

let's count them

mäktiga och hemska bäst med dig renar

VI OSS från våra mest uhäliga affekter

VI förvisar dig till det djupa mörkret där

du kan begrunda vad ondsjukt

ta från idegranen

ta från idergranen känns ingen smärta

ah ah

to win

oh baby