All language subtitles for early_edition_s03e13_the_last_untouchable

Mr. Magruder?

You really don't want to be driving this
car today?

Why the hell not?

Because I happen to be from the DMV, and
I happen to know that you don't have a

license. You're from the DMV? Let me see
your badge, kid.

My badge?

I happen to have left my badge at home,
actually, on my dresser. Yeah, right.

Mr. Magruder, you don't want to be
driving this car. I don't have time for

What if you knew, beyond a doubt, what
was going to happen tomorrow?

What would you do?

There is no easy answer for a guy who
gets tomorrow's news today.

Get off my car.

Look, I'm not kidding around, Mr.
Maguna. Stop this car.

You got yourself on there, punk.

Get yourself off.

Come on, what's wrong with you anyway?

Nothing wrong with me, kid.

Mr. Maguna, you don't want me to fall
off here, do you?

You okay?

Yeah, I think so.

What's the story here?

He tried to bushwhack me, and I was too
fast for him. His license is expired. He

shouldn't be driving. He was
impersonating a DMV employee.

What? Who are you? Gary Hobson. I run a
tavern in town.

McGinty's. You might have heard of it,
actually.

Anyway, some friends of mine told me
that he was out driving. He might be in

trouble, so I tried to stop him. So
how'd he end up on top of the car?

He should have been underneath it.

Let me see your driver's license, sir.

Driver's license.

It is expired.

Ah, that's a few months now, officer.

June, 1977.

I'm afraid you're not driving anymore
today.

I'm sorry I'm late. I had to... Visit
sick cousins?

That's right.

You had to do that last week. Well, that
was Ricky this week. I had to visit my

cousin Brad who was sick.

Gary has a lot of cousins. Took a lot,
huh?

Uh, Gary, did you fill out the rezoning
application?

You know, for the kitchen extension?

Yeah, the one we talked to you about
three days ago?

Which, by the way, Chuck's name is still
in the liquor license. We need to

change it.

Two Italian tourists were lured into a
gypsy cab at O 'Hare International

Airport. Gary?

Gary? Hello?

Huh? Did you hear anything I said?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And? Oh, well, I think it's completely
right that Marissa should take care of

all of it.

Oh, no, no, wait, wait. Gary, Gary.

I've got to get your signature on this.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, fine.

You? They took away my driver's license.
I can't drive anymore.

Well, I was just trying to help you out.
Yeah, the only one who's going to need

help around here is you. Now, come on,
put him on.

Come on.

All right, take it as it is.

Gary, you just hit that man.

I did not. He hit my shoulder. You just
hit an old man.

Sucker punch. See?

He fell. I was trying to catch him. Let
me out. No, don't go anywhere until I

know you're okay.

I know you.

I can't believe you did this.

I'm going to visit my cousin.

Hey, I told you not to move. Sorry. I
told you to shut up.

Let's go.

You all right? Yes.

You are just in time.

Where are the others?

Oh, the others. That was a bluff.

Jose. Ah,

bluff. Very brave.

You are G -man.

A G -man?

Like Elliot Ness. The gangbusters.

Oh, gangbusters.

No, no, no, I... We were just robbed.

Oh, yeah, well, that was... It's an
accident. You got into the wrong cab.

in Sicily, I bet Vincenzo, we see
mobsters first day in Chicago.

Mobsters? Oh, no.

So what happened?

First day? We are robbed blind in our
first hour.

Pay up, my friend.

I would gladly if I had any money.

They took everything you have?

Just our wallets.

And you're happy about this? About the
robbery, no.

But being here?

Yes. What is Chicago?

The city of Capone, eh?

Well,

I don't suppose you've thought about
where you're going to get something to

and where you might stay.

Erica, I'd like you to meet Marco and
Vincenzo.

Vincenzo. Vincenzo. My pleasure.

No, no, no. It is our pleasure.

Gary? Lui non ci dica.

Come bella la sua ragazza del lavoro.

Piacere. Se io sapevo che uno
conoscenza, io venivo subito d 'America.

Grazie.

Per il complimento ma è troppo.

Bravissimo. You speak Italian?

Well, un po'. I used to sling marinara
sauce at some Italian joint.

How'd you all meet?

Well, They were robbed.

Robbed? By a gypsy cab driver.

They took all our money.

Why don't you boys sit down?

Right here.

I will bring you some menus.

Make yourselves at home.

You're taking a couple strays, huh?

They don't have any money, so I thought
I'd help them out.

Well, you're a good man, Gary Hobson.

Why don't you tell Erica that she thinks
I knocked that guy out?

Well, didn't you?

No, he hit my shoulder.

McCruder.

I don't believe you.

They're going to shoot him.

McCruder.

So the old man gets shot?

It says you were killed by prison guards
at the State Penitentiary in Joliet

after trying to attack a just -released
prisoner.

Why does he attack him? It doesn't say.

How can that be? I just saw the guy
sitting at the bar. He doesn't have a

license. How does he get to Joliet so
fast?

Um.

Gary, we gave him cab fare.

All the way to Joliet?

Well, it was the least we could do after
you punched him out.

I did not punch him out. He hit my
shoulder. Besides, we didn't know what

going to go there for.

You know what? That's just great.
Because you know what? Now I've got to

the way down there. Gary, can I get you
to sign those rezoning papers now? I

really wish I could, but I can't right
now. Why?

Why don't you ask Marissa here?

Richard McGruder, wait. What are you
doing?

Get out of my way. What are you doing?

Hey! What's going on here? Get out of my
way. Come on. Leave me alone.

I've got to... Leave me alone.

Get out of my way. You just followed my
play, punk.

I what?

You got in my way.

Look, let me tell you something,
McGruder. You're crazy. They were about

shoot you.

Just let him get away.

Let who get away?

Borelli.

Antonio Borelli. I don't know any
Antonio Borelli.

The last known criminal accomplice of
Alphonse Capone.

Capone?

What is it with Capone lately? Look,
Alphonse Capone, he's ancient history.

you know that? To you, maybe. Not to me.

Well, what's that supposed to mean?

I'm a T -man, punk.

A T -man? You mean a G -man.

No, no, no. I'm not a G -man. A T -man.
My boss didn't wear a skirt.

I'm a T -man. Treasury agent.

I'm the last untouchable.

Huh?

So the old man won't leave, huh?

Well, he's just trying to make a point,
I think. But everything is going to be

cleared up very soon.

Thank you.

Harry Hobson? Yes?

Agent Carolyn Burns, Treasury?

Thanks for calling.

I see the problem.

Is he really a Treasury agent?

Oh, he used to be one of ours.

Long time ago. A very long time ago.

Agent Burns.

I should have known they'd never come.

This isn't the first time Mr. Magruder
has compromised the condition of his

retirement, is it, Mr. Magruder?

Last time I confiscated a badge. You're
not carrying a second one on you, are

you?

Let's have it.

The badge.

Weapon.

I thought I made it quite clear the last
time, Mr. Magruder. Your day has come

and gone.

Leave the bad guys to us, okay?

Thank you for the cooperation, Mr.
Hudson.

You told me to call them.

What did you do now? I didn't do
anything.

He was just trying to help Mr. Magruder.

Forget it.

Garrett?

Hmm?

You can't just let him go like that.

All right. You got me home.

Mission accomplished.

The lamp's gray.

It's not.

About today, huh? And the violins.

I thought she took your gun away from
you. So does she.

Always that backup kid.

Carrying one piece would be like walking
around naked.

Listen, you're not... What?

You're not thinking about trying to
shoot Borelli again, are you?

I wasn't going to shoot him the first
time.

I just wanted to shanghai him, make him
sing.

Make him sing about what?

The truth.

Yeah, I really don't understand all
this. The last time I collared Borelli,

sold me a bill of goods.

The last time?

Yeah, it was right after Ness and the
original Untouchables put Capone away on

tax evasion.

That was more than 50 years ago.

Yeah, it was a day.

Capone was on Alcatraz for years.

Most of his empire was gone, but there
was a new generation of young

who was trying to...

Hold on to what was left.

We were bringing them down one by one. I
was the youngest unit leader in the

department.

My nemesis was the youngest leader in
the Capone camp, Antonio Borelli.

He was basically an accountant.

I heard he knew where the last great
cash of Capone's money was.

Finding Capone's fortune would make my
career.

So I leaned on Borelli, told him. He
gave up the info. I see to it he did

minimum time.

I'm not going to ask you again.

Tell me where the money is.

Eventually he caved.

Right on TV.

He said the money was in a building
Capone owned down off McKinley.

I caved the joint, found a secret vault.

Then I called the press.

Everyone was there.

Newspapers, radio.

If there wasn't any television back
then, they would have been there, too.

This is going to be big.

Oh, it was a big all right. A big bust.

There was nothing there. Nothing really
set me up.

appeared a goat overnight.

Spent the next 20 years chasing
moonshiners in the Ozarks.

And a series of desk jobs, Kansas City,
Cleveland.

My only satisfaction was knowing Borelli
was doing the max for racketeering, tax

evasion, and conspiracy.

I've been waiting all this time for
Broly to get out so I could squeeze him

his lying throat.

Make him cough up where the Capone
fortune is.

You came along and screwed it all up.

Look.

Get out of here.

I thought I told you to get out of here.

Would you promise me something?

I don't promise anybody anything.

Well, just stay out of trouble, will
you?

Yeah, yeah, I'm going.

Nice to have met you.

Stay out of trouble.

I've been to Navy Pier, Nike Town, and
Sears Town.

There is so much history here.

Chicago. We love it.

So, where are you going next?

To see more Chicago.

Yeah. Do you want to go?

Oh, no, I can't. I, uh... You think it
has... Yeah, he had a relapse.

What was that for?

We love you.

I get the point.

We love Erica, too.

Oh, they love me.

So, well, everyone have a good time.

We are coming, Chicago.

Nice place.

You wouldn't happen to be Borelli, would
you?

Very good.

How'd you get in here?

Forgive me if I've overstepped my
bounds.

Overstepped? Yes, you've overstepped it.
I'm calling the police.

Well, hear me out first.

Hear you out?

How did you find...

How do you even know who I am? Well,
first, I saw you at the penitentiary

Magruder. And then I saw you at
Magruder's place, and then I followed

And why am I supposed to listen to you?

Because it could be very profitable to
you.

But first, what is your relationship
with Magruder?

I don't have a relationship with him.
The guy hates my guts.

Well, then I take it, then, that you
know about the Capone fortune?

A little.

How much of it has Magruder spent?

Spent?

Look, Mr. Hobson, I'm too old for games.

I know Magruder has the money.

He staged that empty vault trick just to
cover his tracks.

Cover his tracks? You know what? You're
both crazy. I'm calling the police. Now,

now, now, wait a minute. You've heard
his side of it. Now hear me out.

Then you can call the cops.

I'm going to get this.

Thank you.

Now, Capone was getting sick in prison,
but he got word out that the money was

in the McKinley building.

When I told Magruder, he said to keep it
very secret or I'd end up doing maximum

time. Well, Magruder double -crossed me.

He took the money for himself and made
it look like a setup.

I hate to disappoint you, but Mr.
Magruder, he doesn't have your money.

Sure. Have you seen the place he lives
in? That's part of his plan.

If he spends too much, he'd give himself
away.

You really are crazy, aren't you?

Well, maybe.

But you help me get the money, and I'll
split it with you.

Ah, hell.

At my age, who needs the money anyway?

Most of my friends are dead now.

The women, mostly grandmothers now.

All I want is to get even with that
chest -thumping hypocrite.

Listen, Mr.

Borelli, I really don't want to be
involved anymore with Capone's money.

don't have it, and Mr.

Magruder doesn't have it.

Did you ever think that maybe it doesn't
exist?

Oh, there was money, all right.

Alfonso Capone was a lot of things, but
he wasn't a liar.

No. Look, you and Mr.

Magruder, you work it out, and that way
I'll just stay out of the middle of all

this, okay?

Ah.

That's very smart.

I see what you're up to.

No, no, no, see, I'm not up to anything.

When you make your play, my boy, just
remember, you've got more than Magruder

deal with.

No, no, that's what I'm trying to tell
you. I'm not trying to make a play or

whatever you're saying.

You had your chance, kid.

I'll see you.

Thompson's been deeper than we thought.

Please tell me today's going to be
better.

What do you say with this guy?

That was a rhetorical question.

One of the last surviving members of the
famed Untouchables died yesterday

morning following a shooting in his
apartment.

Police believe Mr. Magruder was fighting
with an unknown assailant when his

pistol was discharged.

Robbery is not considered a motive.

Hello, Marissa.

What's going on here?

I could ask you the same.

What do you know about Capone's fortune?

Don't tell me you believe in that, too.

$1 .2 million was never recovered.

Department legend. One of the great
unsolved mysteries.

And you're going to help me solve it.

Oh, I am, am I? You don't have much
choice, Hobson. You're connected to the

principals in the case.

No, I'm not connected to anyone.

And you have tax problems.

I don't have tax problems. Marissa, tell
her.

Marissa?

Chuck.

Chuck? Oh, yeah. Chuck Fishman, your
former partner. He used a series of

relatives to prepare your taxes.

And frankly, you're in a world of
trouble here. We're talking hard time

you give me full cooperation in this
case.

Oh. Well, now, let me tell you
something, because I don't know anything

those two geezers. They think they
double -crossed each other sometime in

past, but that's all I know.

Are you looking to double -cross anyone
here?

Look, now you're starting to sound as
crazy as they are.

The only one crazy here is you, Mr.
Hobson. If you think you can pull one

the United States government, we can
order that straitjacket now.

Solving this case is my shot to be as
big as Janet Reno. And frankly, I

photograph a lot better than she does.

All I'm asking is that you check in with
us every couple of hours and let us

know what you found out about the money.

Do I have your cooperation, Hobson? Or
shall I call my friends at the IRS?

No, you don't have to do that.

It's Gary Hobson. Take a powder.

Listen, I need to talk to you. Beat it,
punk, or I'll beat you.

I know where Borelli is.

Where is he?

I'm supposed to meet him. You?

He came by my place last night.

I know it. You're in cahoots with that
skunk, aren't you? No, I'm not in

cahoots. Look, we've got to go.

This better be on the level. No, no, no.
Not that way. I think I saw Agent Burns

out front. Is there another way out?

Skirt. Figures. This way.

Where does Burley want to be?

Uh, it's at a, uh, a place.

What place?

Uh, it's a, uh, warehouse kind of a
place.

Warehouse? That's a setup for sure.

Huh? I'm gonna need my scattergun.

It's in my car.

Scattergun?

Scattergun! Better safe than sorry.

Mr. McGurk!

You can't carry a shotgun down the
street. It's sawed off. It fits right

my coat.

Well, listen, you know what? I just
remember something.

I've got a sawed -off shotgun in my car.
Your car? Yeah, my car. It's down this

way. Come on.

Borelli. Huh?

What's going on here?

You're letting him get away from me
again.

What kind of a son of a... No, no, wait
a second. You're going to set me up in

the car.

It's for your own good. Well, so is
this.

Obama Capone currently dies in a pool
room, bro.

Okay.

Put the ball down.

Antonio Borelli.

Play a nine ball?

That's a punks game.

I thought you shot straight pool.

I picked up nine ball in a joint.

It's a quicker game.

Not so much on my feet.

Not as young as you used to be, huh?

And neither are you.

Watch where you point that.

Or what?

Oh, I'm glad you asked.

Give me that.

Fine,

fine. All right, it's better this way.

All I need are these.

Come on, right here. I've been waiting a
long time for this, boy.

Come on, go ahead and knock yourself
out. Come on, this is what I've been

looking for for a long time.

You're whipped.

Whipped? You haven't thrown a punch
lately.

I'll knock you in the middle of next
week. And I'll drop you like a bad

You and what army? Where's that money?

What money?

What money? The Capone money.

You tell me.

No, you're telling me.

All right, enough already.

Listen, you know, neither of you knows
where it is.

Peter. No, you're trying to kill each
other over something that doesn't even

exist.

Didn't you ever see the Geraldo thing
where he tries to get into Capone's

There's nothing there.

Don't you understand?

Capone, he had the last laugh on you.

You know something?

I don't have time for this.

No.

Alphonse would have never let me do all
that time for nothing.

Now, if he said the money was in the
building, the money was in the building.

Forget Capone. You're still a lousy
double -dealing crook. And you're

but a two -bit flat.

I'm tired of circuits.

It's all today.

Like Hobson said, there's no money.

Capone has the last laugh.

Maybe.

I'm going to give you such a shot right
out of left field.

All right. Now, you're not quitting, all
right?

Me? Hell no.

Good.

All right. Maybe, maybe five.

What?

Take a break.

Five minutes.

Five minutes. That's all. Five minutes.

All these years, you thought I had the
money?

You don't fool me.

So where are they?

Who? Marco and Vincenzo.

Oh, they're probably out looking at more
architecture.

It's all they seem interested in anyway,
you know, monsters and all Chicago.

Oh, yeah, that's it. Now it's all.

Excuse me?

Gary?

You really don't have the money?

You never set me up.

Are you kidding?

What the hell happened?

I don't know.

You're never waiting all these years for
nothing.

How about all the time I spent in the
store?

You made it, though.

Yeah.

Yeah, I guess I did.

But it's different now.

Everybody's gone. Everybody that I knew,
anyway.

It's a... It's a different world.

We're the last, Borrelli.

The last of our kind.

Hey, get that out of my eyes, would you?
I knew it.

The money is still in this building.
This is second fault. Yeah, I don't know

anything about that. It was your angle
all along. Look, lady, I don't have an

angle. Right. Then what are you doing
here?

Well, uh, I, uh... The reward.

You thought it would get you out of your
tax problems and then some.

No, no, no, no, no. Can we go outside
and talk about this, please?

Why? So your crazy accomplice Magruder
can pull a gun on me? A gun?

I'm not going to kill crazy or
something.

Okay.

I don't know, but maybe it'd be a good
idea if you got some backup, don't you

think? Move. No, no, no. Look, I got a
feeling that maybe it could be very

dangerous up there for you. Then why
don't you stay down here?

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Hey, hey, the old neighborhood.

Every time I came down here, I always
had a warrant.

What's that?

Agent Burns, Treasury. I want some
answers.

Drop your guns first.

Vicenzo. Hey, Gary. Ciao. Come on by.

What you doing here?

Getting rich.

Capone brought artisans from our village
to work on his buildings.

When they finished, he sent them back to
Italy with the secrets of the

buildings, known only to themselves and
the great Capone.

Our villagers joked about the hidden
treasure in the building.

Vicenzo and I...

We dream of getting the treasure for
ourselves.

But each year, we put it off.

Then one day we hear on CNN that the
last of Capone's gang is going to be

released from prison. We know we have to
get to the treasure before he does.

Only we don't know which building the
treasure is in.

We only have descriptions of villagers.

So that would be why you had Eric give
you the grand tour.

Exactamente.

I don't believe for a second you're not
involved in this.

Pull the bricks away, Vincenzo.

Then we take the treasure out, we put
the people in, we head to kill Gary.

You're a very nice man.

I say shoot them now.

I think she is annoying.

You shoot a government agent and you'll
regret it.

Excuse me?

But I think you'll regret it.

You take the street sweeper.

I'll let Mr. Thompson here do my talking
for me. Yes, sir.

Like old times, huh?

One more brick.

One more brick, my friend, and Al
Capone's treasure will be ours.

Gente!

What? Guard!

It's empty.

How could it be empty? I don't know, but
it's empty.

Calm down, my friend.

There must be another hidden vault
somewhere. How many hidden vaults can

be? Look, count to ten, calm ourselves
down, shoot these nice people, break up

the wall and keep looking. You're right,
you're right.

Thank you, my friend.

And now, not so fast.

Drop the gas.

What? U .S. Treasury, lose the iron.

What did he say?

The guns. Drop the guns.

Ah, capito.

No. Hey, I can't be responsible for what
that crazy old man might do.

Can the chin music, all of you. You are
not giving orders, old man.

Like the old man said, U .S. Treasury,
you're under arrest.

It's a miracle.

It's a miracle you didn't kill somebody.

Well, who's talking? How did you miss a
whole room full of people with a

shotgun?

Stop your hollering. It was a warning
shot.

All right, people.

False alarm.

There's nothing here. Pack it out.

Hey, guys, let's move out.

Well, so much for the missing treasure
of Al Capone.

I guess certain legends are meant to say
legends, huh?

I guess so.

Well, see you around, boys.

Oh, Magruder.

Your badge.

Don't be using that in my jurisdiction.

You got me?

I got you.

I can't.

So, what are we going to do for tomorrow
night?

Capone, you had the last laugh.

Hey!

Ha -ha! Those old tin ceilings.

They were works of art, you know. Wait a
minute.

That didn't sound like tin.

Huh?

It don't feel like tin either.

Gold! Would you stop with the gold
already?

That's gold. I know gold. That's gold.

It's not gold.

I don't believe it.

What? I actually got him to sit long
enough to sign something.

Yeah, that's very funny.

Knock, knock.

Come in.

What is that?

Tax records.

Your problem seemed to have disappeared.

It was the last thing I took care of
before leaving.

You left the Treasury Department?

Oh, hell no. I'm going to Washington,
Hobson. Bureau headquarters.

I may be the last T -man to make their
career off of Al Capone.

It's too bad Mr. Magruder didn't get the
same chance.

Oh, he made out all right. This is
filling a 10 % finder's fee with

Mom,

what are they going to do with all that
money?

Who cares? It doesn't matter. As far as
I'm concerned, they can both go to...

Mexico? Why not?

You want warm?

That's warm.

What's the matter with Florida? At least
that's in America.

They got alligators in Florida.

So we're not going to live in a swamp?

So I got a phobia, all right.

You got alligators?

You want to make something out of it?
All right, all right.

How about San Diego?

Ah, too many old people.

Palm Springs?

I don't play golf.

Well, you could learn.

Hey,

didn't they take your license away?

Supposedly they stopped it.

I gotta catch it first.

How about Vegas?

Yeah, I got some friends there.

Tahoe. I hate the water. Oh, you're
impossible.

Honolulu.

Hey.

Interesting.

A struggling young artist is delighted
when she's asked to paint a grand

ballroom on Long Island.

But beyond the walls of the ballroom
lies a horrifying secret waiting to be

discovered, and she's been hired for a
strange and sinister reason.

Ellen Burstyn and Meg Tilly star in
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