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Hey, Mickey.

Yeah. What are you still doing here? I thought you'd be at the beach by now.

Aren't you house -fitting for Dr. Sloan? Yeah, I promised Dr. Sloan I'd check on

Mrs. Leonard before I go.

I'll see her.

I said I would. It's okay. Get out of here. Hang out with Jill at the beach

afternoon. Don't think about medical school. Don't think, period.

Yeah, thanks, Jill.

Speak of the devil.

Excuse me.

Hey, Jill.

Thanks,

man. Jill.

Jill?

Excuse me, guys.

Hey, Donald.

Donald, I had to be here.

I'm going to miss you so much.

I love you.

Mickey?

Honey?

I got some Chinese food.

Mickey.

We haven't gotten to our first anniversary, and you're already making

someone else.

What are you talking about?

How could you do this?

Mickey, you've got to stop this jealousy thing.

I heard you.

I was outside of Donna Ward's arms.

So is he going to Brazil with you? Is this what your research project is for,

you and your lover can be together?

away from me.

Where do you think you're going?

Well, at least the boat didn't sink.

You know, between the boat rental, the rods, the reels, the cabin overnight,

these fish come to about 500 bucks a piece.

Good thing we didn't catch more of them.

You know, that's another thing. Why is it that you always catch the most fish?

Psychology. I think like a fish.

Okay. Dad, you better wait here.

Jill?

Mickey?

Anybody here?

Jill?

Oh, my God, Jill, what happened?

Where's Mickey?

He's dead.

They were robbers.

Two of them.

Can you describe them?

You remember what they were wearing?

Check the rest of the house, see what's missing.

You've got a bad cut on the side of your head there.

This may hurt a little.

I tried to help Mickey.

And they were kicking him and hitting him. And when I went to help, this guy

a Halloween mask started beating me up.

He was laughing like it was fun.

And when Mickey tried to defend me, he hit him over the head.

He just kept hitting him and hitting him.

I'm sorry.

I was so looking forward to this weekend.

We had a horrible night from the moment I got here.

You came in on the robbery?

No.

Mickey was angry with me.

Mickey?

He had this whole romantic night planned and something came up at the hospital.

He thought...

Well, it doesn't matter what he thought.

He finally calmed down and we went to bed.

It was still dark.

We woke.

I heard the glass breaking.

Dad?

Mom, try to keep a little...

The phone lines were cut, but all I found missing so far was a camera, your

laptop, and some of your jewelry.

Well, that's not much of a robbery.

That's one interpretation.

What's the other one?

No, you can't mean that.

Dad, in 16 years on the job, I have never seen a robber kill one person and

leave another alive.

Maybe they just left her for dead.

They would have known if she was dead.

Jill, you're going to have to try and answer a few questions for me.

Can you tell me what these robbers looked like?

I don't know.

They were wearing masks, like for Halloween.

Did you see their hands?

No, they were wearing gloves.

Were they short? Tall?

I don't know.

I was so scared.

Can you tell me anything about their appearance?

I feel like you're interrogating me.

Steve, maybe this isn't the time.

I'm just trying to figure out what happened.

I don't know what happened.

They killed my husband and knocked me unconscious.

That's what happened.

Jesse. They're going to take you down to x -ray in a couple of minutes.

No, I don't have a skull fracture.

Mark just wants to make sure.

Jill, I don't know what to say. I'm just so sorry that this happened to you.

You know what the irony is?

Things are really getting better.

I really thought that Mickey and I were going to make it.

Well, I know we couldn't wait to get to the beach to be with you.

No, I saw him about an hour ago. He was doing round. Okay, I'll find him. Never

mind. It's okay. We can page him, you know. Yeah, I can do that. Donald,

I'm glad I ran into you. I'm thinking about canceling the classes today.

Why? Because of the boy?

Well, yeah, I think the kids are upset.

Well, they want to be doctors. They should get over it. I'm doing Mickey's

autopsy tonight.

Excuse me.

Oh, Dr. Ward. Yeah.

I can't help but notice something's different about you, and I can't quite

my finger on it. Is it the haircut?

Oh, I've never seen you in glasses. Lost one of my contacts.

I may become you. Yeah. Thank you.

Yeah, you're welcome.

Here, these are for you.

I think you two should have this moment alone.

I'll see you later. See ya.

Medical school applications.

You promised to read them by Friday.

Then it was Monday.

The admissions committee meets tomorrow, Mark, at five.

Okay, fine. I'll do them. I've got patients to see this afternoon, but I'll

them back to my office and I will do them.

This is it.

Well, one hopes.

You know, I read this article in a magazine that said that women think it's

when men do the dishes.

I don't see any women.

Well, what would be the matter with a little practice?

Nah.

Let me put it this way.

You get over here and dry these dishes, my friend, or you're going to be living

in a cardboard box over in the park.

Why did you say that in the first place? Thank you.

Ow!

What?

Oh, that's nasty.

Now, don't move.

Ah, oh, boy.

Next time you dry, put some peroxide on that.

You know something, Steve? That's not from the kitchen. This glass is etched.

Look at that.

Like from the front door?

Well, how could glass from the front door get in that towel?

You're not going to like my answer to that.

Can I just say this?

Jill is a very good friend of mine.

I understand that, Jess.

But forensics went through that house. They collected every fiber, every

fingerprint, even every partial.

They didn't come up with a trace of any unaccounted for stranger.

All that means is that they were very careful.

No, what it means is the best explanation for how that glass got in

was that someone inside the house wrapped the towel around her hand, then

outside and broke the glass in her front door.

And that has to be Jill?

Well, I don't think it's Mickey.

Steve, Jill and Mickey...

Might have had problems like any other married couple, but I don't think that

she's capable of something like this.

Eight zip.

What I don't believe is that real robbers would leave a stereo, three TVs,

DVD player.

Nine zip.

Look, Steve, I don't think that you're being completely objective about this.

Now, why wouldn't I be objective?

I don't know. Jill doesn't think you like her.

Now, that's ridiculous. I mean, I hardly even know her.

Oh, ping pong, I get winners.

Oh, great. Here. It's not me.

Is that the autopsy report?

Yeah, Mickey was killed due to multiple blows to the head. As expected.

Yeah, but what's odd about this is that two to three blows to the head should

have rendered him unconscious.

But he was hit five more times before he was killed.

Sounds like an angry personal murder to me.

It's not what robbers usually do, especially when they leave a victim

Why do I get the feeling I'm the only one on Jill's side?

I gotta call the D .A. Thanks.

See ya.

Okay, righty, I spot you three points.

Lefty, we play even up.

I think you've got a little too much game in you.

Oh, coward.

All right, so tomorrow's readings will be on antiarrhythmic drugs and cardiac

rescue, specifically the efficacy of lidocaine and procainamide in

ventricular tachycardia.

All right, that's it, folks.

Dr. Ward, I've missed a couple of classes. I have some questions on the

readings.

All right.

Wait, wait, wait a second, Jo. Just hold on a second.

What? What's the matter? What's been going on with you and Jesse Travis?

He was all over you the other day.

Donald, he's my friend. He was comforting me. Really?

Really.

Steve! Steve, what can I do for you?

Actually, I was looking for her.

Jill Hobbing, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your husband,

Mickey. Boy, that's a little excessive, don't you think? You have the right to

remain silent.

Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.

Well, well, well, when did you break out?

My dad put a fail.

Glad.

Hey, um, can I talk to you for a second?

You know, I wanted to talk to you tonight.

Something wrong?

Look, you know, I don't know how to say this exactly, so I'm just going to say

it straight out.

I've known for a while that you and Donald Ward have been having an affair.

Why are you telling me this?

Because I should have said something before. Now I think that I have to.

Jesse, please, don't do this. Look, I think that it's irrelevant to the case.

No, it isn't.

Donald has nothing to do with the case.

Jill... He has nothing to do with the fact that I have been charged for

If you do this, if our affair becomes public, he'll lose his job.

And for what?

For nothing.

I don't know.

Jesse, please.

I am begging you.

Things are bad enough.

All right, we've got six applicants left and one acceptance to fill.

I'd like to recommend that we put Gilder, Richardson, and Weber in the

list pile.

Anyone else?

Yes, I think we should give the last spot to Jordan Alsop.

Well, wait a second.

What about Lorna Gillespie?

She's 43 years old. She hasn't been in school for at least 20 years.

We have something against age.

In this particular instance, yes. She won't start practicing until she's 50.

And she'll be lucky if she has a career that lasts 20 years. And what a career.

The most dedicated, hard -working doctor I ever knew was Elliot Crane. And he

didn't start medical school until he was in his 40s. This boy will practice

twice as long as Mrs. Gillespie.

He's only got a 3 .1 grade average.

I suppose the fact that his father is worth millions of might and dollars...

Mark! It's getting late, folks.

Let's finish tomorrow.

Is five okay?

Wait a minute. I have a better idea. Why don't we have this young man come in?

We'll have a look at him.

Okay with you?

Fine.

Camera, laptop, jewelry.

Yesterday, a fisherman pulled a garbage bag out of the ocean about 100 yards

down the beach from our house.

All the things we thought were stolen were in that bag.

There were no robbers.

You killed your husband and threw that stuff in the ocean. That's a lie.

Young lady, I've prosecuted hundreds of cases.

Trust me when I say this is shaping up as one of my favorites.

Then I ask myself, self?

Why has this assistant district attorney asked to meet with us?

For the record, I'd love to go to trial.

But the D .A. thinks it's such a slam dunk that it's a waste of everybody's

and money.

So he has authorized me.

No.

He has ordered me to make a one -day, one -time -only offer.

Any time in the next 24 hours, your client complete demands fraud or two.

After that, we go to trial on the original charge.

Murder one.

You can take your offering.

Jill. No, forget it. I'm not taking a deal. 24 hours.

Thank you.

I'm running to Prince.

Yeah? You have any idea what they took?

Steve, it's a morgue.

Did they take a body?

No, they didn't take a body, but it looks like all they did was break into

Mickey Hoving's property bag. What's strange is that they didn't take

Isn't the chain of evidence broken? I mean, that could be a problem at the

trial. That's no big deal. We've got so much evidence, it doesn't matter.

Look, guys, I love you, but if you're not going to help me file, beat it.

So you think it was Jill that broke in here?

Jill was with her lawyer last night.

You already checked?

First thing.

Well, if it wasn't her, doesn't that suggest that something in Mickey's stuff

points the finger at somebody else?

Well, yeah, that's possible.

You all right, Jess? Something wrong?

No, no, I'm fine.

I thought that you should hear this from me personally, Mark.

This afternoon, I plan to resign from the community general.

You're not retiring, are you?

Partly. I'm leaving.

Because for the last nine months, I've been having an affair with one of my

students.

Jill Hubby.

I'll miss working with you, Donald.

As I will with you.

You're a good doctor, Donald. I'll give that up.

Before I go, there's something I might ask you, Mark.

You're working with your son on Jill's case.

Yes, I am.

She didn't do this, Mark.

Evidence is awfully convincing.

Re -examine the evidence.

Please. I beg you. She needs your help.

That's all I can say.

Donald.

Somebody tried to help Jill last night by tampering with the evidence in the

morgue. Wait a minute. You're not suggesting that... No, no, Mark. No, I

this young woman. She is no more capable of something like this than you or I.

Donald, I'm sorry.

I think she's guilty.

And I'm afraid you just provided the one thing that was missing.

Her motive for killing Mickey.

It was you.

Mrs. Huffing will tell you a harrowing tale.

The story of two medical students, a happily married young couple, house

-sitting for a friend.

The story of robbers breaking in late at night and brutally beating her

husband, Mickey, to death.

It's a frightening, horrific tale that preys on all of our fears.

But just to reassure you, in this case, it's a total lie.

Not a word of it is true.

Mrs. Hoving says the robbers broke in the front door.

The police went through the house from top to bottom.

Couldn't find a single sign of an intruder.

Mrs. Hoving says the robbers killed her husband and knocked her unconscious.

And yet, having all the time in the world, all they stole was a camera, a

laptop computer, and jewelry.

Not much of a haul, would you say?

Then you know what these robbers did?

Mrs. Hoving would have us believe they put this poultry heist into a garbage

and threw it into the ocean.

And why would they do that?

The answer is simple.

They didn't.

There was no robbery, and there were no robbers.

Mrs. Hoving killed her husband and wanted it to look like somebody else had

it. The defendant would also like you to believe that she loved her husband and

wanted her marriage to work.

And yet less than two months after Jill married Mickey, she began a torrid

affair, and that affair continues to this very day.

Don't let that sweet young face confuse you.

You're looking at a cold -blooded killer.

Court is adjourned until nine tomorrow.

So what did you say to her?

Well, I try to be supportive.

She's a friend. You're supposed to be loyal to friends.

Well, what happens when another friend is the arresting officer? How does that

work? Not too well.

Excuse me a minute. I'll be right back.

But you're still mad at me because of Jill.

I just don't like the way you treated her. I treated her like any suspect.

You took her out of there in handcuffs. Just like I would any other suspect.

Just as procedure, that's all.

You sure?

I told you that before. I meant it.

Okay.

Okay. You guys are such guys.

Hey, Steve, come here a minute.

All of you.

Look, my, uh... The toothbrush was out of the holder. I put it back in. It

wouldn't take a charge. Maybe we should launch an investigation.

There was a contact lens in the bottom. That's why it wouldn't charge.

And that would be important because no one in this house wears contacts.

So how did the lens get there, and does it have anything to do with Mickey

Hubbing's death?

Thank you, Steve.

You know, I know someone who lost a contact lens the other day, right around

time that Mickey died.

Who would that be?

Dr. Donald Ward.

No, let me do that.

You know, I so appreciate your suggesting that we see this young man.

Well, I shouldn't have said it was about the money. I'm sorry.

Send him in.

Hi. Dr. Wesley.

Yes, hi. Pleasure to meet you.

Dr. Sloan. Jordan, sit down, will you?

Jordan, we went over your application and we just thought we'd like to know a

little more about you.

Have you given any thought to the future, considered a specialty, or

where you'd like to practice?

Well, I've been thinking I'd like to practice out of the country.

Interesting.

Any particular reason?

Well, we've made so many advances in this country, I think we should share

with the rest of the world. There are so many people who could benefit from

them.

You know, when I was your age, I used to dream about traveling around the world

and curing exotic diseases.

Have you considered any particular specialty, like epidemiology or

Or cardiac surgery?

Our techniques have surpassed the rest of the world.

Well, actually, I was thinking of cosmetic surgery.

Possibly you're not aware of how many people leave Europe to get work done on

their faces, their breasts, hips.

Well, I've looked into it. They go to New York, L .A., and, of course, Brazil.

I figure they need an American -type practice in Europe. Maybe in

It's centrally located.

I think Switzerland would be great. Don't you?

Dad?

There was a print.

You would be if there wasn't a print. There was one unmistakable print on that

lens, and it belongs to Dr. Donald Ward.

So he must have been in the house the night Mickey was killed. Maybe.

We've got to get a search warrant.

Just what we need. Another suspect.

Yeah, what we need is the truth.

Dr. Ward, this warrant authorizes a complete search of your home and your

office.

I'm going to call my lawyer.

Leave the computer on, please.

We've already searched your home. Please step aside so we can search your

office.

Let me tell you something.

I'm going to have your badge.

I know your dad sometimes has good hunches, but this is a waste of time.

We just want to cover all the bases.

Well, we didn't find anything at the house, and we're not going to find

here.

He'd have to be an idiot to leave... What is it?

I don't believe it.

Dr. Ward, I hand you these printouts of some letters that were found by the

police in an e -mail file in your office computer. The top letter is dated

February 9th.

It was sent to Mickey Hobbing four days before his death.

I'd like to read a few relevant lines.

It says, and I quote...

I know what you did last night.

You hit Jill and abused her. If you ever lay a hand on her again, I'll kill you.

End quote.

Did you write this letter?

Sir.

Your name's on the bottom.

I wrote it.

When you wrote it, You were having an affair with Mrs. Hoving.

And in fact, you still are.

That is correct.

Must have been painful, loving this woman, knowing that her husband was

her up.

I'd like to quote from another letter to Mr. Hoving, dated February 4th.

You are a coward and a bully.

Every fiber of my body cries out to beat you within an inch of your life.

Mr. McNamara.

You've more than made your point.

Sorry, Your Honor.

Dr.

Ward, isn't it true that you lost a contact lens right about the time of

murder? Yes, I lost a contact lens. I'm not sure when.

Would it refresh your memory if I told you that you were seen wearing glasses

the hospital the morning that Mickey Hoving's body was found?

That's right.

That's exactly right.

I lost my contact right around then.

Um, I'd like to enter this contact lens as defense exhibit K.

Sir, this lens was found at the scene of the crime several days after the

murder. Do you, uh, do you recognize it?

That would be impossible.

Yes, I suppose it would.

Except your fingerprint was found smack dab in the middle of it.

possibly you can explain how you lost it at the scene of the crime.

I don't recall.

Let me help.

Were you at Mark Sloan's house on the night of the murder?

I refuse to answer on the grounds it might incriminate me.

Well, let me put it differently, sir.

Did you see the victim, Mickey Hubbing, on the night he died?

I refuse to answer on the grounds it might incriminate me.

Why is he taking the fifth? It makes him look guilty.

Did you see Jill Hopping on the night her husband died?

I refuse to answer on the grounds it might incriminate me.

I don't understand why he's doing this.

Possibly you can answer this question. It's simple enough.

Where were you on the night Nikki Hopping died?

I refuse to answer.

On the grounds it might incriminate me.

Thank you, Dr. Ward. No more questions.

Apparently, he doesn't care if he looks guilty.

He probably figures that once Jill is tried for Mickey's murder, that it would

be nearly impossible to convict anyone else of the same crime.

Yeah, but the least he could do is lie and make himself look better. Well, he

has to make sure he doesn't perjure himself.

That's an incredibly dangerous game he's playing.

I call Jill Hubbing to the stand.

Mrs. Hubbing, please tell the court what happened the night your husband died.

First, I would like to apologize to you and the court.

I lied.

I've caused a lot of trouble and confusion.

And for that, I'm sorry.

Please, tell us the truth.

When I got to Dr. Sloan's that night, Mickey was in a rage.

I'd never seen him like that.

He was so angry he could barely speak.

Why was he so angry?

He had discovered that Donald Ward and I were having an affair.

And what did he do?

He hit me and kicked me.

And when I tried to run away, he dragged me back and he beat me some more.

So you're saying your cuts and bruises were caused by your husband beating you?

Yes, that's right.

What happened then?

I ran away.

And he went to the bedroom and I slipped out the deck door and ran down

the beach.

I didn't know where else to go, so...

I went to Donald's.

I was frantic and scared and he lived pretty close.

I shouldn't have gone there, I know.

Maybe I even knew what would happen.

Maybe I wanted it to happen.

He went nuts the moment he saw me.

He told me to stay at his place while he went to see Mickey.

And I tried to stop him. I begged him not to go.

But he wouldn't listen.

I waited.

I waited and waited.

Must have been a couple of hours and he still didn't come back.

And I was scared to go back to Dr. Sloan's house.

Because I knew.

I knew what had happened.

Donald had said it so many times.

That when I went back, he was dead.

I knew that Donald had killed him.

And he did it for me.

So I had to protect him.

So I broke the front door and I made it look like the house had been robbed.

I know.

I know what I did was wrong.

But I did it because I left Donald.

And I didn't know what else to do.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, Donald.

I don't believe it.

I would have bet the house Jill killed their husband.

Excuse me, it's not your house to bet.

It's a good thing.

The problem is we're going to have to have an ironclad case against Donald.

The DA says he's not going to charge Donald for it. Evidence is too thin. He

doesn't think he can get a conviction.

You done?

Yeah. You going to eat that? No.

Can't let him get away with murder.

Listen, you think we could dig up the name of Donald's optometrist?

It should be here, in the recycle bin.

Wrong.

Let's try looking on the hard drive.

Yeah, I can go to DOS. Look, you don't have to do that. Just let me try.

Son, sit over there.

Look, I'm sorry to bring you in on a Saturday, but I had to see if there was

more letters and what the dates were.

Could be there.

Look, just find the utility that he's using. Type in undelete.

Replace the question mark with the first letter of the file you're looking for.

You're bothering me. Look, we're supposed to be going to the Kings game

afternoon.

There's only one way we're going to get there.

You guys have to let me do this.

All right.

Go ahead.

Sloan here.

I'm at Donald Ward's optometrist office.

Did you find anything interesting?

More than I ever hoped for.

You're quite an actress.

I apologized for lying about the robbery.

No, that's not what I meant.

I was talking about your performance in court.

No, now wait a minute. She made a fool out of you just like she did the rest of

us. Donald Ward didn't kill Mickey.

You and Donald set that up to keep you from being convicted.

Wait a minute.

You guys found the evidence against Donald Ward.

Yeah, let's take a look at that. The contact lens we found was the wrong

It was the left one.

Donald lost the right one at the time of the murder.

He must have planted a left one when he visited our house a couple of days ago.

So, now you're saying that he deliberately made himself look like a

Then there's the e -mail.

All the letters were dated before the murder.

It's easy to do on a computer.

But then a 14 -year -old boy told me to go back to the central e -mail server.

See, there you can't change the dates.

It turns out that the letters were actually sent after Mickey was already

You and Donald made it look like he killed Mickey to create reasonable

Brilliant. An error can be unbelieved.

Doesn't this fall under the category of too little, too late?

You killed Mickey.

Prove it.

It's over, Dr. Sloan. Get over it.

Donald's testified.

He's told his side of the story. He's not going to change it.

How are you going to convict me?

Tell me.

How?

I hate to tell you this, but she's probably right.

Look at it this way. In a couple of weeks, I'll be in Rio.

And you'll never have to think about me again.

Well, that went nowhere.

You know, there's an old fisherman saying, different lures for different

I got a couple of good ones left in my tackle box.

That's good, Dad.

That's, uh, really good.

You set us up with the lens in the e -mail.

Wanted to make sure Jill wasn't convicted.

You cop to it now, maybe we can get you a deal.

Cop to what? Have I committed a crime? You're an accessory after the fact.

Accessory to whom? How can I be an accessory to murder if Jill is found

innocent? And if the district attorney calls you as a rebuttal witness?

I stick with my story.

No matter what? No matter what.

Why would you take a risk like that for a girl like Jill?

I love her.

Oh, Donald, she's 25 years old. What exactly is the point here?

Well, I just wonder what a girl like that's doing with someone like you.

She loves me. That ever occur to you?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, it did.

So, uh, why aren't you going to Rio with her?

I have a practice here.

I have to be here.

The only reason, huh? Yes, of course.

Donald, I'm sorry. That's not what I heard.

I heard that she was going to Rio with Jesse Travis.

Mark, this is beneath you.

No, really, he's a friend of mine.

He told me he was going to take a couple of weeks off from the hospital and then

we're going to leave right after the trial.

Let me rephrase this.

It's pathetic.

You don't believe me? No, I don't.

Look at the phones right there. Why don't you call up the travel agent and

if there's a ticket in Jesse's name? Well, I'm sure that you arranged that,

You know, let me tell you something, guys.

I don't appreciate you setting me up like this.

This conversation is over.

What do you want me to do?

Jill! Uh, just a minute.

He'll freak if he sees you.

Jill! Coming.

Sorry, I was getting dressed.

You didn't call.

Yeah, well, I heard this ridiculous story today.

About you and Jesse going to Rio.

Donald, I told you there's nothing going on between Jesse and me. We're just

friends. That's all, huh? I swear.

Oh, you're upset.

That's why he came over.

Yeah, well, you know, the idea that it was somebody else is a little difficult.

Who told you?

Mark Sloan.

And you believed him?

It's a lie, a setup.

He's trying to split us apart.

I love you.

And I'd like to spend the next couple of hours with you, but I have to meet my

lawyers in 20 minutes.

So, uh... Let him wait.

What is it?

Oh, I, uh... I hit my head.

You were beneath control. tempted. Look, I can explain.

Let go of me!

Don't you see that? They wanted you to find Jesse here.

Look, you can't go. You've got to believe me. Why should I believe you?

You cheated on your husband. You cheated on me.

This is who you are, Jill.

Donald has been granted immunity.

He's going to testify as a rebuttal witness, so you might think about

your plea.

Mr. Lane, you may call your rebuttal witness. Yes, Your Honor.

Your Honor, at this time, my client would like to change her plea.

Let the record show the defendant is changing her... What was that thing you

said?

If you want to catch a fish, you have to think like a fish.

Don't gloat.

About what?

Well, you're going to gloat when I tell you this.

No, I won't. I won't go to promise. What is it?

Well, you know that student position we had to fill in?

Yeah.

Well, our first choice, Mrs.

Gillespie, turned us down.

She decided to go to Harvard.

You see? You're gloating. No, I'm not. I'm not gloating.

No, I'm not. Where?

Show me a globe. Where's the globe here?

Oh, excuse me.