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This is delicious.

It's very dangerous.

You know, men have died over food like this.

How? They get married.

These pancake things are great.

You mean crepes with morels.

Amanda, you have been holding out on us. What do you mean?

He means when did you have time to take cooking lessons?

No lessons. This is natural talent. Van Gogh paints.

I cook.

Oh,

I wasn't expecting anyone.

Excuse me.

Eat up.

Angela!

Help me, Amanda.

The babies.

They're coming.

Everybody, this is my friend Angela Pearson.

She's about to have her droplets.

What are you doing, Katie Glenn?

Don't let them steal my babies.

Lift her up. Lift her up. Forget the hospital. Get in the bedroom.

She can't deliver in Amanda's bedroom. What happens of their complications?

Norman, relax.

They're doctors. She's in good hands.

Here, have a drink. We'll boil some water.

For what?

For the pasta, Norman.

The babies.

Come on. Come on, Angela.

All right, Angela, no hard push.

Now.

Here comes number two.

There you go.

Shady glint line.

I have to tell Carol.

Angela, Angela, focus.

Now, come on, push.

Push. Come on, breathe.

Carol's baby's not dead.

Push. Come on.

All right, Angela, one more hard push.

Congratulations Angela. Two beautiful sons, two beautiful daughters.

Four beautiful babies.

How's the mother of the year?

Finally asleep.

But she kept talking about Shady Glenn and her friend Carol.

Something about stealing babies. I guess she was delirious.

What do you know about Shady Glenn?

Oh, a lot. I help Angela research the maternity hospitals.

Her husband's out of town in Alaska working on an environmental project.

So, you know, she's alone. She needs special care. It's the least I could do

her. Where did you pick them?

It has an impeccable reputation.

And I spoke to the administrator of the hospital.

Is something wrong with Angela?

No, she's had a tough day. I think she's just suffering temporary stress

reactions.

She'll be okay soon. She gets a little rest in maybe 20 years or so.

Mark.

Mark.

I found some more towels for the kids. Oh, good man.

So, When are you going to bring the babies to the hospital? Not long.

The community general quadruplets.

I'll alert the press.

We'll have a video crew waiting for you when you arrive at the hospital. Before

you call the network, you better check with Angela to see if it's okay with

Why wouldn't it be? They could become America's sweethearts.

All right, Uncle Mark.

I'll prepare a release.

Thanks for the dry ones. Okay.

Jack, I'm going to drop this.

Break it or something, would you take it?

Steve, I kind of got my hands full.

Besides, you're doing fine. It hates me, Dad.

So precious. Aren't they sweet?

You know, I want one of these.

Oh, not me.

I grew up changing diapers for six brothers and sisters.

I'd rather have a Ferrari.

Listen, I'll shake her. What? You get paper towels.

Paper towels? Diapers, diapers, hurry.

Dad, why is it crying?

He's a baby. That's his job. My job is chasing bad guys, and I got to call in.

You know, I didn't find any paper towels, but I found this.

Gourmet catering.

Elegant food at discreet prices. All right, so I needed a little help. You

catered the whole thing?

Here, you take this. I'll get the towels.

You know, I have some old pillowcases that I need to take. What do you mind?

yeah, plenty of room.

Van Gogh can paint. Now, wait on it. You can run for me, Amanda, but you can't.

You know what?

Here.

She's never been here before.

I'll be right back. Amanda, come here. Hey.

Now, don't kick your sister. You've been together for nine months now. You'll be

real nice, okay?

Here. Sorry.

Hey, wait.

An emergency.

Dolores, come back here a minute. I've got to cut these bathhouse up into

diapers.

I need a diaper.

Get two diapers.

Bring me four diapers.

Who did that?

Which one of you did that? Hey, Amanda, Jack, Dolores.

Was that you that did that to me?

Was that you? Did you do that to me?

Yo.

Take one of these guys, will you? All right.

Oh, man, this one's white. Give me a dry one. I am all out of dry ones. And

watch the wet ones. They're slippery. Take this guy.

There you go.

There you go.

Mark.

Mark, come quick.

It's Angela.

She's not having another one, is she?

I came to check in on Angela and she's gone.

A new

hospital administrator?

Dr. Wexler?

Okay, I see.

Thank you.

Wexler, that sounds familiar.

You know, when I asked her about Angela, the nurse told me... They don't give

outpatient information.

Exactly.

What took you so long?

We drove around the neighborhood three times looking for your friend. Then we

did some shopping.

We bought all the baby stuff we could find in the all -night market. You know,

diapers and food and stuff. And I couldn't resist these cute little

Got some sweets, just in case. I got some hot gobsters and some wow -wows.

are good. Candy.

Well, you know, soft dessert kind of stuff.

And, oh, I got some earplugs for us.

You know, the babies are going to have to bunk here till we find Angela.

What? Why don't we put them in the hospital?

Well, she could be charged with abandoning the babies. She could lose

Isn't that right, Steve?

Well, yeah, if they were abandoned, I should be calling child services to get

them taken into protective custody.

Dad, this baby hates me too.

You know, Angela was really frantic about her friend Carol.

Do you suppose she went back to Shady Glen?

I don't know.

I'm going to go out there and check.

Oh, dear.

You told Carol that her baby was dead.

You stole him.

Poor Carol.

I put her in a cab an hour ago. She's gone home tomorrow.

Now, about you.

Oh, don't just stand there, dimwit. Help me. Let me go.

Let me go.

How is she going to tell you where she hid the babies if you knock her out?

She's morphing. She won't be unconscious.

No. Hold up, Marguerite. No.

This is a disaster.

The baby robot arrives tomorrow.

We don't have the babies.

We will have the babies. How?

Angela's not going to tell us where they are.

Yes, she will.

I can be very persuasive.

And how?

Look at the mess she talked you into, Henry.

Dr. Wexler, there's a Dr. Mark Sloan here to see you.

At this hour, this is trouble.

Henry, tell the doctor we'll be right with him.

Right away.

Dr. Mark Sloan, Community General Hospital.

You must be Dr. Wexler.

Yes, yes. It's nice to meet you, Doctor.

This is my assistant, Kate Davis.

How may we help you, Doctor? I just dropped by to see a patient of yours,

Pearson.

Miss Davis, would you take Dr. Sloan to see Mrs. Pearson?

Thank you.

Dr. Wexler, I am so sorry.

There's something I should have told you.

Well, what is it, Miss Davis?

Mrs. Pearson left Shady Glen this afternoon. She wanted to go home.

She wanted to go home?

I couldn't stop her. We can't keep a patient against her will.

I knew nothing about this. Why didn't you tell me, Miss Davis?

Because I was going to try to talk her into coming back. I knew how upset you

would be.

Dr. Wexler viewed all of our patients as family members.

In this case, a family member we failed.

Do you have any idea why she wanted to leave so abruptly?

Well, in the last few weeks, she had become emotionally unstable.

But with multiple births, and her husband away, I was certain the

temporary, and I trusted my colleagues to keep a close eye on her.

Oh, naturally.

Well, I was just about to look in on my patients.

Can I walk you out? Yes, sir.

How many patients did you have, doctor? Well, we can accommodate 12.

I feel the atmosphere should be warm, familial rather than institutional.

Well, it is homey.

Well, thank you very much, Dr.

Wexler. Ms. Davis, pleasure.

Very nice, Henry.

He bought it.

And why do I hear a prison door closing behind me?

Angela didn't go back to Shady Glen. She told him she wanted to go home.

Well, if she's not there, I checked.

Couldn't find any cream in there.

Oh.

Here you go.

Good for you.

Thank you.

Dr. Wexler says he didn't know that Angela left Shady Glen.

His assistant, Miss Davis, was afraid to tell him. What do you think?

Well, I have no reason to disbelieve him.

Where would she go?

Does Angela have mother or family, friends, anybody who might know where

went? That's exactly what I'm going to start checking on.

What about her husband?

Oh, I called. Get this.

He's on an icebreaker up by the pole.

They're weathered in. He may not get out for three or four days.

First you tell him he's a daddy four times. Then you tell him his wife's

missing.

You know, I'm worried about her. She's not in good emotional shape. She needs

medical attention. And, of course, her baby's in here.

Well, I got a laparoscopy in 40 minutes. I'm out of here. Yeah, and I'm on duty.

Well, listen, you've got to come back. I've got surgery at 11 o 'clock.

These kids should be in the hospital.

All right, I'll come back.

See you later.

Okay. Dolores, I have known Angela since we were sorority sisters in college,

and I know she wouldn't leave these babies unless she had good reason.

Well, you'd think that at least she'd call.

Well, I'm sure she would if she could.

You think there's something stopping her? Or someone?

I don't know, and I owe it to her to find out.

for me.

I know I slapped your bottom when you were born. I apologize. Just give me one

little burp.

Oh, there.

That was good.

If I could do that, I'd eat pastrami again.

Husband just called. I gotta go.

Where are you going?

I didn't hear any phone ring.

Amanda's battery is dead. I've got to drive her.

You can't leave me here with the four babies.

Listen, guys, we have to talk.

What's right there?

That's it.

Hang on to it. Hang on to it.

Okay, you're fine.

Oh,

you lost it again.

Can't you hang on to it?

Why are you singing pee, will you?

Coming. Oh, good.

I got your page. What's the emergency? You're kidding, of course. Here, take

this and feed it, will you? Yeah, I don't know how to do that. Give her a

bottle. It's not rocket science.

A bottle of what?

Over here. What? One of these.

I've got to get back to work.

Where are they? Up on the table up there. Do you need one? Yeah, I'll bring

one fresh one.

What is that in your mouth?

Pacifier. You want one?

Okay,

let's get it over there. right now. You take those two. I'll take these two.

Okay.

Steve, the rest of the venue is only three.

Well, I just put it down. Where could it go? Where?

I can't remember. You were confusing me.

Well, didn't you just walk out of here?

Here, baby.

Here, baby. Here, baby.

Get that. I'll keep looking.

Norman, I couldn't wait.

Gentlemen, is Doris Taddeff dead?

General Quadruplet.

Norman, I think you're going to have to get pictures real quick. No lights? You

hurt their eyes.

No light?

How can we tape without light?

You could at the hospital.

When?

Soon. Soon. Soon, Norman. Okay.

Thanks for coming. Right, Norman? It was good to see you.

We'll do it at the hospital. We'll give you a call, okay? Thanks, Norman. Bye.

Honey.

I'm sorry, honey.

Okay,

that's... Get a hold of yourself. It's okay. Here.

Here.

You'll feel better.

This is crazy.

You've got to tell Mark what you're doing. Of course I... I can't tell him.

will try to stop me. Now, Dolores, you've got to swear that you won't say

anything. Listen, I'm not good at lying, Amanda.

I'm a nervous wreck as it is, and you're still here.

Well, look, if Angela's at Shady Glen, then I'll find her. If not, I'll be back

before Mark finds out. Now, Dolores.

Dolores. Yes, yes, yes.

Be careful.

Be careful. Is it straight? It's fine. It's fine.

Okay, front, back.

Oh, so you're the guy, huh?

Let's fix that.

Where is Jack? I got surgery.

Hey! Oh, hi. Back.

Where's, uh... Where's Amanda and Dolores? Oh, they just had an emergency.

sure they'll be right back.

Wait a minute, Mark. You don't expect me to handle this alone?

Jack, it's easy. Just stay calm. Are you kidding me? There's four of them.

There's one of me. I'm gonna get killed.

I can't stay that late.

Mark, please wait a minute.

You owe me a billion days off for this. Got it.

Oh, boy.

All right. All right, guys, let's cut a deal right now, okay? Ladies and

gentlemen, you don't cry, I don't leave town. How's that?

you want to place your baby for adoption, Mrs. Williams?

After this kid is born, I never want to see it again.

And the father?

The father?

My husband?

He ran off with my sister, that tramp.

He's a bum. He don't even want the kid.

Look, I will pay you in full.

Those are my prenatal records.

That's the ultrasound.

I don't want to be examined.

I don't want to be bothered in any way. If you don't think that you can deal

with that, I'm out of here.

No need.

Your records are complete.

Mm -hmm.

Now, about the adoption.

What? Just draw up the papers and I'll sign them.

Now, if you don't mind, I'd really like to lie down.

Oh, of course you can.

Roger.

Show Mrs. Williams to room eight, and I'll be up in just a moment to make

certain you're comfortable.

You're about nine months too late.

Well, Mrs. Williams seems to know what she wants. And we're going to make

certain that she gets it.

Call the broker, darling.

Yeah, that's right. I said four babies.

Four.

Hello?

Oh, my God.

Please. I'm doing the best I can. I really am.

Hello?

Hey, is this nursery nannies?

Hold on a second.

How you doing? Listen, I need a nanny right away.

Six months in advance.

Who the hell...

Sorry. Who plans that for in advance?

No, I didn't know I was having a baby. The whole thing was a horrible mistake.

Hey, look, I don't care. Look, I got to go, all right? Thanks.

Life's got to get better than this.

Hey.

Hi. Is this Salim?

How you doing?

Look, I need to get you 20 and 90s immediately.

Look, I'll pay double, triple the rate.

You will?

Oh, that's great.

That's great.

What?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, that's the baby in here right now.

It's a boy.

One boy.

He's a day old.

Oh, he's got an unbelievable set of lungs on him. Look, just hurry, please.

right? Yeah.

I'm at 1 ,200.

I'm at 1 ,200 Green Street.

Okay?

All right, look, thanks a lot, man. Goodbye.

All right, kids.

Calvary's on its way.

I just got here. I can't hear already.

Let me see.

So do I.

But at least you won't be here long.

If you hate it, why don't you quit?

It's a cold world out there.

Don't you have anything better to do than to stare at your guest?

It's hard to imagine your husband running off with another woman.

Oh, come on, guys. Don't look.

No crying. Look.

Everybody's happy, right? Come on. We're going to watch Barney here. You're

going to love him.

Right here.

Hold on.

Hold on to those teeth for me.

Hi. Hey, how you doing? Look, whatever you're selling, pal, I really want to

have the patience right now, okay? What do you think about that? Yeah, I'm

positive. Top record.

Elite nannies, that's your favorite?

You?

You're more like Mary Poppins to me. Hey.

What? No!

Come on, get in here. You look a little bit like it. Come on.

Look, they're in there. I think I fed one of them twice.

Service told me you had one baby boy.

Yeah, I do.

And, uh, another boy and two girls.

You have some cute kids here.

Is your wife around?

I ain't married.

Man, are you in trouble.

Mrs. Williams, what are you doing here?

Are you looking for something?

Well, anything but that tacky room.

Y 'all could have spent some money on some decent wallpaper.

I say, well, mothers often get restless before they're about to deliver.

We'll find you something to do.

See, we have magazine, book.

Oh, we have some jigsaw puzzles.

Well, imagine how exciting that sounds.

There you are. I've been calling Amanda. Where is she?

Oh, excuse me. Is that the phone I hear ringing?

Hi, George. Hi.

Hi. Anything new?

No, I wish.

Her neighbors haven't seen Angela since she went to Shady Glen two months ago.

Parents are deceased.

She's got a brother in Chicago who's an importer, but he's on a bike trip in

Japan, won't be back for two weeks.

That's it. That's a dead end.

Hello?

Yeah, just a second. For you. No, thanks.

Lieutenant Sloan.

Where are they?

The little woman?

The four bundles from heaven?

Bundles. All right, thank you.

Another case.

I gotta go.

I'll call you later. Okay.

Bye, Norman. Bye, Norman.

What a thrilling life he has. It would give me a heart attack.

Now, back to our babies. Norman, there's been a slight technical holdup for

technical reasons.

Look, I'll let you know just as soon as they arrive, all right? You'll be the

first to know. Glorious.

Now, tell me, where is Amanda?

Don't wah -wah me.

So, I go to grad school at night?

And during the day, I'm a neighbor.

I took a lot of jobs to get through med school, but there's no way I was going

to change diapers for a living.

Something wrong with being a nanny?

No, no, it's just that you're a guy with a great job.

The hours are right, the clients are good people, and I study when the baby's

sleeping. And when the women find out what I do, man, they like it.

They dig it, big time.

Women look at me and see, sensitive, serious.

A guy that loves children.

That's every woman's dream.

Man, my phone rings off the hook.

All I thought I had going for me was my charm, my good looks.

What?

I don't have anything else besides this. It's the only flavor I got.

She's wet. You're going to have to change her.

But I need two hands for that. If I take the bottle out of this one, this one

will stop crying. And she won't stop until you change her.

This is not working.

Hey, do you have some wire coat hangers, some elastic, and a round plastic

container?

You want to tell us where the babies are now, don't you, Angela? No.

No.

Look, why don't we pack up and get out of here while we can, Kate?

We'll go to the Midwest, open another clinic.

How like you, Henry.

Always ready to weasel out and run.

Maybe this has gone farther than I meant.

Maybe I know when to cut my losses.

All my losses.

Wait, darling, Henry.

No, as soon as we have the $100 ,000, we'll leave. I promise.

Do you really think I'd let anything happen to you?

What about her?

We never talked about murder.

Don't worry, darling.

She has a postpartum infection.

All we have to do is leave her alone.

After she tells us where the babies are.

And she will.

It's inevitable, Angela.

You will talk.

Men.

Cocktails for two.

I hate milk.

Then don't drink it.

But don't tell Kate.

You don't like her much, do you?

She's my sister. I don't have to.

That accent.

Where are you from?

All over.

It's a long story.

I bet you're a knockout when you're not pregnant.

Yeah. Your regular playboy centerfold.

I'll never get a guy again.

Don't sweat it. You'll get back in shape.

You think so?

Sure.

Could you pass me my purse?

Thanks.

You know, you really know how to make a girl feel good.

Then why aren't you smiling?

I'm thinking about the baby.

You know, maybe I'll keep it.

Why?

To remind you every day of the jerk who dumped you?

Besides, you've already signed the papers.

So what?

The kid's mine. If I want to keep it, I'll keep it.

Changing your mind's not that easy.

And it could get dangerous.

Dangerous how?

Okay, it wasn't like it.

There's really not much Kay can do about it, is there?

No.

Not a thing.

Like you said, it's your kid.

Don't worry about it.

See you later.

Mm -hmm.

burning up. Let's go.

Come on. Come on, Angela.

They drugged you. Come on.

Come on. Wait. Angela.

Angela. It's Amanda.

Come on. I'll carry you.

Let's go.

Come on.

Let's go.

Okay. Here we go.

All right. Come on.

Don't tell me. Let me guess. You got bored, right?

This woman is sick.

I was getting some help.

Take it.

I'm going back to my room.

Well,

well, well.

And what's this?

Now, who are you, dear, and who sent you?

I'm Mrs. Williams, and I'm having a baby. Oh, you holder.

You know, Angela, she's been very sick, so she's not been very cooperative, but

you are going to tell me everything.

Oh, don't struggle, dear.

This is going to make you feel real good.

All right, Ty, give it a shot.

I studied Grand Canyon once.

This beats it.

To be honest with you, I wasn't sure it was going to work.

You should have patented this thing, man. You'd make a million dollars.

What did you say you were studying in school?

Engineering.

Hey, man, quiet high five.

Dr.

Sloan.

Where's Amanda Bentley?

I don't know the name.

A colleague of mine, a doctor. She came here to see Angela Pearson.

Doctor, I've already told you Angela Pearson left Shady Glen against medical

advice. And I know nothing of you, Dr. Bentley.

I want to see every inch of this place. I want to see every room, every office.

Of course.

We have nothing to hide.

Please. This way.

Well, I think you've seen just about every room in the hospital, Doctor.

Not quite. What's in there?

It's just a storeroom.

Would you open it?

Well, there's nothing in there but supplies, storage.

Would you open it, please?

I hope you're satisfied, Dr. Sloan.

Not at all, Dr. Wexler.

I'm sorry.

There's nothing else I can do.

We'll see about that.

Now I remember you.

You're Henry Wexler. You ran emergency rooms all over the city until you were

arrested for...

defrauding insurance companies. That was never proven. No, of course not, but

you lost your license to practice medicine in this state.

You're about one phone call away from prison, doctor.

Take a good look, Angela.

Amanda. That's right.

You were hoping it was just a morphine dream, weren't you?

Let her go.

Oh, we will.

Just as soon as you tell us where the babies are.

And if you don't... She's a junkie.

You know what happens in junkies.

Sooner or later, they all OD.

No.

It's up to you, Angela.

No.

Now you're not going to cry anymore, right, you big baby?

Huh?

Peace.

Oh, you rock and roll for a while.

I'm exhausted.

You don't like kids?

I love kids.

I'm punchy and I'm tired and I'm hungry.

I guess you see how they feel now.

You know, it's amazing. I can't keep up with them.

You probably can't jump either.

Saturday, about ball park, a little one -on -one, me and you. Oh, no.

Not me.

Uh -uh. What? You don't play ball?

I just don't like to get picked on.

Who in their right mind would pick on you?

They see a big guy, and the next thing you know, they want to try him on for

size. The game wasn't meant to be played like that.

The game should be fun.

Man, you're safe with me.

Oh, you can pick on me, Jay.

But nobody messes with my babies.

Yeah, put a little cash on it, huh?

Lay you up.

No, thanks.

Well, all our patients are on their way to Mayfair Maternity. I told them the

main water line broke.

What about Angela and Amanda Bentley?

Well, we'll just have to tie them up and leave them.

By the time they're found, we'll be long gone.

You want her, don't you?

Of course not.

Now you go get the car done. It's almost over.

You know what to do, right?

And after I do it, you pay me $20 ,000 and I never see your face again.

The deal of the century, baby brother.

Oh.

And if you wind up in jail again, don't call me.

What are you doing?

Wasn't until the last minute that I remembered who I heard what's his name.

Well, I needed to get a warrant.

They're not here.

The whole place feels deserted.

What about Amanda?

We could have taken her with him.

Don't worry, we'll find her.

Baby girl M, $10 ,000.

Baby boy G, $15 ,000.

They were selling babies. Angela was right.

I'm going to get a warrant for Wexler's arrest.

I'll take a look around.

What are you doing?

You know my friend's number. I am. Roger!

Roger! Stop it! Really?

Let nobody upset once they see that Shady Glen is burnt to the ground. Are

crazy?

Amanda's upstairs.

All right, we'll be out of here in 10 seconds.

Ty, they found the mother. They're taking these kids to the hospital. Let's

Hear that, you guys?

Real beds.

Now we're going for a ride in a big car. You guys ready for this or what, huh?

It's your first road trip.

Hey, all right. Let's put them in.

And I'm going to need your belt.

For what?

What are you doing? We've got to strap the babies in.

That's a good idea.

If my pants fall down, you guys are in a lot of trouble. You hear me? What are

you doing? You got a lock on this thing? It's a belt, Ty. Just undo it. Well,

well, well.

The things we'll do for our kid.

You give her the babies now.

Who the hell are you?

You're not touching these kids.

You're not taking them anywhere.

You want these babies?

You got to go through me.

Well, shoot him.

Oh, you coward. Give me the gun.

Great. All right.

Are they all right?

Yeah, they slept through everything.

You had the right for me. Your babies are fine. Have a look.

I thought I'd never see you again.

You got two pets.

And mommy makes a full house.

Thank you. No problem.

Who's your friend?

Oh, he's just a basketball buddy of mine. You ready to go?

I'm Ty Bradford. I work for Elite Nannies.

Really?

You're a nanny?

Yes, I am.

Well, Jack, that was very smart of you to hire a professional.

You're killing me, Ty. Thank you very much. Now I'm never going to hear the

of this. Oh, come on.

Oh,

Jack, aren't they beautiful?

Hey, you know what I went through taking care of these kids?

Yeah, the phone book.

Searching for nannies.

That reminds me. Amanda, did you find your teddy bear?

I hope we didn't get lost in the confusion because I know that you can't

without it.

Would you stop? Stop. It's not funny. You're waking the baby. You're waking

baby. Hey,

are you picking on this lady?

Now, if you'll excuse us, I have a date with your nanny.

Ooh.

Hey, Ty, eat her cooking. It's unbelievable.

Be quiet.

I'll do that.

Hey, Mark. Hey, Steve.

Well, Angela's recovering beautifully.

All the babies are healthy. We're lucky.

So is Amanda.

Give me the little guy.

Hi, little fella.

Hey, hold him a minute. Oh, no, Dad.

Now, would you like to have one of those of your very own?

Oh, is that possible?

You know, babies hate me.

Why?

Hey, look.