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It's out in three months, and given our recent web video disaster,

it's time for phase two of my get big time rush on the web so people will know

about you and buy your album in three months.

Is that phase two under the sheets, guys? Get ready, because today, Big Time

Rush is spending a day with Deke, Hollywood's number one entertainment

blogger. Guys.

Dax Evon was a nobody until he spent the day ice fishing with Deke. Then he

became the real deal.

And today, it's Big Time Rush at the famous Palmwoods Pool.

Oh, nice!

Cool, so we just have to hang out with this guy and be the real us.

No, I don't want him anywhere near the real you. You'll just knock him into the

pool or slice off his arm with a hockey stick.

Okay, that's bad, right?

Yeah. Because if you have a bad day with Deke, your careers could end up like

Tanya and Lavelle.

Who's Tanya and Lavelle?

Exactly.

And now, I present to you my day with Deke big -time dog training paparazzi!

Save them!

Hogging our free internet again?

I'm trying to create a blog.

Should I go political party? Or should I just put pictures of small animals with

big heads?

Don't care.

Look at those geniuses.

They'll never make it to the door.

She'll make it further than him.

Care to make a friendly bet?

Ha! You win.

That doesn't mean you're better than me.

Yeah, it does.

We've not only recreated the Palmwood pool setting for your day with Zeke.

We've also recreated Deke.

He's so tiny.

Please don't say that when you see him.

Because it is very important what he thinks of you.

Got it? Got it. Now, good luck with your training, my young Padawan.

It begins now.

is likely to ask.

Well, let's get started.

Kendall, how would you describe BTR's music?

Oh, um, I'd say it's got some rock and... Too long.

Teak was juicy soundbites he can sink his blog into.

Say, Big Time Rush is a fun mix of rock, pop, with a dash of R &B.

Logan, if you weren't in a band, what would you be doing right now?

Studying to be a doctor.

Wrong. Dick is going to think you're geeky.

Say you'd rather be snowboarding.

Snowboarding?

Snowboarding. Want to let it go?

Yes. No.

Maybe.

Anti -disestablishmentarianism.

A parasaurus?

Golden shoes.

I'm getting a little frustrated here.

I was seven. I didn't know what I was doing.

never the answer. The correct answer is seven.

Okay. According to those answers, we predict Deke will think you're slightly

more advanced than cavemen who like corn dogs.

We can do better. We are way more developed than cavemen. And we like hot

too. We're just four hockey players who love singing, and we can't wait for

people to hear our first album.

Congratulations. Deke now thinks Big Time Rush is forward. dedicated, smart,

fun -loving guys who share a passion for music.

And?

He's looking forward to your album.

Yes! Shouldn't we be helping the guys?

We are.

Welcome to phase three of my big -time internet blitz.

I'm giving the guys a scuttlebutter account.

That way they can pick their fans with the hat.

Only they won't be posting.

It'll be me.

Because they are stupid.

Please don't do that.

It's easy.

I signed up, too. You just scut butt fun facts about yourself.

I hate Brussels sprouts.

Done.

It's two words.

Brussels sprouts.

All right. Delete.

Delete that backspace and cut pitch.

What just happened?

You just sent out a scut butt saying you hate Brussels.

That's in the capital of Belgium.

He said he hates blasters!

And now for a true test of skill.

Double nothing.

It was a friendly bet. It already is nothing. And I'm trying to think of a

here.

Follow the ball.

Follow the ball.

Where it goes, nobody knows.

You should get out. Now.

Just walk away.

Seriously.

Boy, say hello to body language expert to the stars, Mr.

Thorne.

What's with the biscuits?

No, Corrie Deen!

Deek will think you are accusing.

Offer a gentle smile instead.

Deke thinks you are shallow and only care about appearances.

Uh, is that bad?

Never cross your arms!

Deke will think you are closed to him.

You want to be open.

Deke thinks you are engaged.

He thinks you are cool.

Engaging!

Spoken hard!

Now, you are ready for your day with Deke.

hungry. Boys, this is a test you cannot fail.

You need to make this a day Deke will never forget.

What he thinks is what is.

And remember, our album comes out in three months, and the web is a powerful

tool that can take BTR right to the top.

And Deke is a powerful man.

So you guys are big time rush.

You're so tiny!

So how would you describe BTR's music?

Big Time Rush is a fun mix of rock, pop, with a dash of R &B.

What would you be doing if you weren't in a pop band?

Snowboarding! It's kind of my thing.

You know, half -pipe.

And who are you?

Me?

Okay.

I love the web.

Web, web, web.

Right now, the boys are winning over Deke, and thanks to Scuttlebutter, I'm

getting the big -time word out all over the world.

Why are you on TV?

Gustavo Rock is back in the news for sparking outrage in Belgium. After

on Scuttlebutter that he hates Brussels, Belgian -Americans in L .A.'s Little

Antwerp are burning his records and boycotting his latest project, Big Time

Rush.

Okay,

done. What?

That's it?

Big Time Rush is just another band force -fed upon us by the music industry.

From the blogger that only writes the truth, it's clear they're full of

rehearsed soundbites, choreographed body language, and no real substance.

I suspect their words, hair, wardrobe, and singing is done for them.

Don't buy their album.

Bye.

Wait.

Well, training didn't work.

It's time for plan B.

As in be ourselves.

Come on, get up, get up, get up.

Deke, whoa, whoa, wait.

We're sorry. That wasn't us out there. Just give us a second chance.

You can't leave yet. It's a day with Deke. Yeah, not five minutes with Deke.

blog seeks the truth, and the truth here is you're nothing but overdressed

corporate papa.

I'm going back to the coffee shop to proof this, and then post it to my blog

tell everyone that Big Time Rush is a big waste of time.

It's a DJ!

What was that?

Plan C.

Okay, we disconnected the Palmwoods Wi -Fi, so D can't post his blog from here.

We also disconnected the cable TV, telephone, air conditioning, and all the

notes. Just in case.

You can't stop the truth.

Look, if you just agree to spend the rest of the day with us, like you

then let's prove we're not phonies.

We'll let you out.

Let's look on the bright side. This is definitely a day Deep will never forget.

Yep.

The game?

Air hockey.

The rules?

First one to score wins.

Double or nothing.

Double or nothing is nothing.

And what do you think about a travel blog? Like, don't stay at the Palmwoods

because the manager's nuts?

Wi -Fi's down.

Besides, sounds like somebody's scared.

sometime today.

Okay.

Hey,

Garcia, outside of Rock Records, where Belgian protesters numbering in the

double digits are striking back against anti -Belgianism.

Don't worry.

Belgians tend to get tired quickly, then go home.

And make waffles.

They're a peace -loving and gentle people.

And now joining the protest is very buff and violent Hollywood action star Jean

-Luc Vandard.

Except for that guy.

Gustavo!

I am coming for you!

Look,

we just want to...

What made

you decide to come to L .A.? Um, well, we didn't really plan on this,

but when amazing opportunities come, you have to... Can someone elaborate on

that?

Sure. Well, it was my dream to be a pop star, but my buds helped me get to the

audition. Where do you see yourself in 20... Oh, no! His battery died!

Wait, wait. What?

See?

enjoying Belgian waffles. They'll forget everything, and you'll be a national

hero. Wait, aren't Belgian waffles supposed to be, you know, really thick?

Yeah. And so are Belgian... These aren't

Belgian waffles!

for the last time.

Wait!

I'll hold them off!

Life's funny, you know? One day you're a hockey player, then you're a pop band,

then blog members.

Why does he think we're phonies? He should like us! Why would he like us?

I gotta be honest.

I don't like us right now.

Worse than that?

Since when did we start caring about what people think about us?

It's what we think about ourselves that matters. I think we might have let the

marketers put words in our mouth.

I think Mr. Fong's biscuits may have caused temporary incentive.

Oh, finally, a true statement.

And do you guys realize we never even questioned these outfits? I think we

good. It's a little overdone.

Quiet, you.

We are not. four hockey players from Minnesota anymore.

We are four Anakins who went to the dark side.

Ow!

So, what do we do?

You're letting me go?

Come on.

You're good. Okay.

And the truth is, with our album coming out soon, there's a lot of pressure, and

it kind of got to us.

We hope you can forgive him. And we hope you don't press charges.

Wow. You've really given me something to think about.

Right after I post my blog about how I was locked in a closet, tackled, chased

through ducks, and trapped in a garbage can.

Bye.

Hey, you never know.

Maybe he'll get hit by a bus on the way to his coffee shop.

So close!

Let's go. Triple nothing.

Anything. I can't... to a ten -year -old girl.

Fine.

And this one's for all the marbles. Marbles representing nothing, of course.

Got it.

Now, you stand in front of this bucket.

I beg that I can throw these water balloons into that bucket and not get a

on you. Ha!

Impossible!

No wrong.

You can't even get one balloon in the bucket.

I know.

But this morning, I bet a bunch of kids 20 bucks that I could poach you with

balloons and you'd cheer.

Give me a chance to finance my advice blog.

BustYourBuildingManager .com Smart.

Say, uh, can you lend me 20 to get some dry cleaning?

Keep it.

Well, looks like Gustavo had a good day, too.

Boys, I have a feeling your album's not going to sell very well in Belgium.

Yeah, how about the album?

Because of 20 -foot -high heating duct slides, garbage can rides, and sparkling

water delivered upon request.

But in discovering that Big Time Rush are four dedicated, smart, and fun

guys who share a passion for music and life. My date with Big Time Rush is one

will never forget. And I'm looking forward to hearing their new album.

For the Big Time Rush website.

And this time, try not to break the camera.

Got it!

Is this the guy's Big Time Rush here? Yeah, and this is what it's like sliding

down the homeless air duct.

...out in three months. And given our recent web video disaster, it's time for

phase two of my Get Big Time Rush on the Web so people will know about you and

buy your album in three months.

Is that... Phase two under the sheet. Guys, get ready, because today, Big Time

Rush is spending a day with Deke.

Hollywood's number one entertainment music blogger.

Guys, Dax Evon was a nobody until he spent the day ice fishing with Deke.

he became the real deal.

And today, it's Big Time Rush at the famous Palmwoods Pool.

Oh, yay!

Cool, so we just have to hang out with this guy and be the real...

you. You'll just knock him into the pool or slice off his arm with a hockey

stick. Kid, that's bad, right?

Yeah. Because if you have a bad day with Deke, your career could end up like

Tanyan Lavelle.

Who's Tanyan Lavelle?

Exactly.

And now, I present to you, my day with Deke Big Time Dog Training Paparazzi!

internet again?

I'm trying to create a blog.

Should I go clinical part? Or should I just post pictures of small animals with

big heads?

Don't care.

Look at those geniuses.

They'll never make it to the door.

She'll make it further than him.

Care to make a friendly bet?

You lose.

That doesn't mean you're better than me.

setting for your day with Zeke.

We've also recreated Zeke.

He's so tiny.

Please don't say that when you see him.

Because it is very important what he thinks of you.

Got it? Got it. Now, good luck with your training, my young Padawans.

It begins now.

Boys, we've analyzed every one of Zeke's celebrity blogs and have the...

Most likely to ask.

Well, let's get started.

Kendall, how would you describe BTR's music?

Oh, um, I'd say it's got some rock and... Too long.

Teak was juicy soundbites he can sink his blog into.

Say, Big Time Rush is a fun mix of rock, pop, with a dash of R &B.

Logan, if you weren't in a band, what would you be doing right now?

Studying to be a doctor.

Wrong. Dick is going to think you're geeky.

Say you'd rather be snowboarding.

Snowboarding? Snowboarding.

I'll let you come.

Yes. No.

Maybe.

Anti -disestablishmentarianism.

A parasaurus?

Golden shoes.

She's sick.

I'm getting a little prostrate!

According to those answers, we predict Deke will think you're slightly more

advanced than cavemen who like corn dogs.

We can do better. We are way more developed than cavemen. No magnet, even.

we like hot dogs, too. We're just four hockey players who love singing, and we

can't wait for people to hear our first album.

Congratulations. Deke now thinks Big Time Rush is four dedicated, smart, and

-loving guys who share a passion for music.

And?

He's looking forward to your album.

Yes! Shouldn't we be helping the guys?

We are.

Welcome to phase three of my big time internet blitz.

I'm giving the guys a double butter account.

That way they can pick their fans with the hat.

Only they won't be posting.

It'll be me.

Because they are stupid.

Please don't do that. It's easy.

I signed up too.

You just scut butt fun facts about yourself.

It's two words.

Brussels sprouts.

All right. Delete.

Delete. Backspace.

And cut.

What just happened?

You just sent out a scut bud saying you hate Brussels.

As in the capital of Belgium.

Who cares?

Fuckin' blue.

Dislike the producer.

He said he hates blue.

Test of skill.

Double or nothing.

It was a friendly bet. It already is nothing. And I'm trying to think of a

here.

Follow the ball.

Follow the ball.

Where it goes, nobody knows.

Middle.

Wrong.

What?

Dude, you should get out. Now.

Just walk away.

Boys,

say hello to body language expert to the stars, Mr.

Fong.

What's with the biscuits?

No pointing!

Deek will think you are accusing.

Offer a gentle smile instead.

Ow!

Deek thinks you are shallow and only care about appearances.

Is that bad?

Never cross your arms!

Deke will think you're closed to him. You want to be open.

Better!

No, Slouchy!

No!

Show me! Deke thinks you are engaged.

He thinks you are cool.

He thinks you are fucking hot.

Now, you are ready for your day with Deke.

What?

Fong is hungry.

Boy. This is a test you cannot fail.

You need to make this a day Deke will never forget.

What he thinks is what is.

And remember, our album comes out in three months. And the web is a powerful

tool that can take BTR right to the top.

And Deke is a powerful man.

So you guys are big time rush.

You're so tiny.

Yeah, Big Time Rush. So how would you describe BTR's music?

Big Time Rush is a fun mix of rock, pop, with a dash of R &B.

What would you be doing if you weren't in a pop band?

Snowboarding. It's kind of my thing. You know, half -pipe.

And who are you?

Me?

Boys are winning over Deke, and thanks to Scuttlebutter, I'm getting the big

-time word out all over the world.

Why are you on TV?

Gustavo Rock is back in the news for sparking outrage in Belgium.

After posting on Scuttlebutter that he hates Brussels, Belgian -Americans in L

.A.'s Little Antwerp are burning his records and boycotting his latest

Big Time Rush.

Okay, done.

What? That's it?

Big Time Rush is just another band force -fed upon us by the music industry.

From the blogger that only writes the truth, it's clear they're full of

rehearsed soundbites, choreographed body language, and no real substance.

I suspect their words, hair, wardrobe, and singing is done for them.

Don't buy their album.

well training didn't work it's time for plan b as in be ourselves

wait we're sorry

that wasn't us out there just give us a second chance and you can't leave yet

it's a day with deke yeah not five minutes with deke my blog seeks the

the truth here is you're nothing but overdressed corporate papa

I am going back to the coffee shop to proof this and then post it to my blog

tell everyone that Big Time Rush is a big waste of time.

What was that?

Plan C.

Okay, we disconnected the Palmwoods Wi -Fi, so Dee can't post his blog from

here.

We also disconnected the cable TV, telephone, air conditioning, and all the

garden hoses. Just in case.

You can't stop the truth!

Look, if you just agree to spend the rest of the day with us, like you

then let's prove we're not phonies!

We'll let you out!

This is definitely a day Deep will never forget.

Yep.

The game, air hockey.

The rules, first one to score wins.

Double or nothing.

Double or nothing is nothing.

And what do you think about a travel blog? Like, don't stay at the Palmwoods

because the manager's nuts?

Wi -Fi's down.

Besides, sounds like somebody's scared.

Garcia, outside of rock records, where Belgian protesters, numbering in the

double digits, are striking back against anti -Belgianism.

Don't worry.

Belgians tend to get tired quickly, then go home and make waffles.

They're a peace -loving and gentle people.

And now joining the protest is very buff and violent Hollywood action star Jean

-Luc Vandard.

Except for that guy.

I am coming for you!

Look,

we just want a chance to change the way you think about us. Fine, I'll interview

you through the door.

What made you decide to come to L .A.? Um, well...

We didn't really plan on this, but when amazing opportunities come, you have

to... Can someone elaborate on that?

Sure. Well, it was my dream to be a pop star, but my buds tell me to get to the

audition... Where do you see yourself in 20... Oh, no! His battery died!

Wait, wait. What?

What?

Also prison men.

enjoying Belgian waffles. They'll forget everything, and you'll be a national

hero. Wait, aren't Belgian waffles supposed to be, you know, really thick?

Yeah. And so are Belgian... These

aren't Belgian waffles!

for the last time.

Wait!

I'll hold them off!

Like funny, you know? One day you're hockey players, then you're a pop band,

then vlogmasters.

Why does he think we're phonies, hmm? He should like us! Why would he like us?

I gotta be honest.

I don't like us right now.

Worse than that?

Since when did we start caring about what people think about us?

It's what we think about ourselves that matters. I think we might have let the

marketers put words in our mouth.

I think Mr. Fong's biscuits may have caused temporary incentive.

Oh, finally, a true statement!

And do you guys realize we never even questioned these outfits? I think we

good.

not four hockey players from Minnesota anymore.

We are four Anikins who went to the dark side.

So, what do we do?

You're letting me go?

Come on.

You're good. Okay.

And the truth is, with our album coming out soon, there's a lot of pressure, and

it kind of got to us.

We hope you can forgive us. And we hope you don't press charges.

Wow. You've really given me something to think about.

Right after I post my blog about how I was locked in a closet, tackled, chased

through ducks, and trapped in a garbage can.

Bye.

Hey, you never know.

Maybe he'll get hit by a bus on the way to his coffee shop.