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Come to mama.

So hello, Lourdes.

Hi. How are you doing?

I'm wonderful.

A little hot and horny right now. A little hot and horny?

It's that roofie you gave me when I walked in.

You'll be passed out another time. You'll be all right.

Look here and smile for me. Look up.

You have a great smile.

Thank you.

We are very excited to be here in Iowa.

Peter Rap, is this your home?

I'm not from here originally.

Where are you from?

I'm from the hills.

Where's that?

Dorothy Silas.

Okay. It's actually pretty up there, unlike Cedar Rapids. It doesn't smell

either.

I've become accustomed to the smell of Cedar Rapids. I've been here for five

years in my head.

You're hitting me.

Now, you're a little hot.

Can you stand up? Let me see that sexy outfit that you're in.

My little corporate get -up. I like that. I like the butt.

That looks great. I'm out to get stuff done, right?

And you are out to get stuff done.

Laura, tell us a little about yourself. How old are you?

I'm only 18.

You're at least 18, which is good. All right, I'm a little older than that, but

I'm not over 30.

I'm a big outdoors person. I'm trying to be a DNR officer.

I don't want to squirt you in the eye right away.

Sometimes the button just pops off itself.

Let's go take the jacket all the way off so we can be in the white shirt.

Guys, come on. You're going to come and eat this up.

Absolutely.

There. It's long.

This is hot in here. That's why I was trying to get you to cool down a little

bit. Can you give me that little flash like you just did? A little bit.

Make sure my nipples... They're only so hard.

So what is that tattoo of that you have there?

This one has kind of a long story.

I'm a humanist.

Basically, it's like a spiritual belief. It's not really a religion, but I

believe in worshiping the flesh.

I always take myself first.

Basically, my temple is my God.

My body is my temple, and I am the only God.

Awesome. It's kind of a symbol of the nine statements of humanism.

Wow. Is that like a religion called humanism? Is that what it is? It's a

philosophy. A philosophy.

I was raised a Catholic girl, and I don't know. Catholicism never really sat

well with me.

Lord, I assumed you were Catholic.

Well, I thought I'd be a little sacrilegious, you know.

Got to go against the grain, right? Well,

let's see. Can you give us a little flash up top there?

Only if you say please.

Please. Pretty please. Pretty please.

Pretty please.

How about that? Wow. Wow. But look out.

They won't get you.

You should bring that camera up here real close.

Okay.

Without your eye.

What? Oh, shit.

You didn't see that coming, did you? I did not see that coming.

Did I give you the other page?

No, I didn't care. I can have you on it.

Wow. Yeah, they do that.

I will milk under to you.

That is awesome. That's awesome.

Now, do you have kids?

No, I don't. So it just started lactating. How long ago did you start

I got them pierced, and I think they went through my milk duct.

Ever since they got pierced, I've had a secret little trick.

What a fun, cool trick. I've never heard of that before. It tastes like sweet

cream butter.

Damn, you ever put it in coffee?

No, I should, though, because sometimes I don't have cream in the fridge.

That would be the best. Yeah, it would.

I'd like to take you to 7 -Eleven and say, you know, just buy some coffee.

What do you mean?

If I didn't drink coffee, I'd drink it then.

I thought

you

were going to put your erection down.

Did I get too much milk on your lens cap there?

I don't mind the milk.

I'm going to ask you to do that again.

When do you run out?

You want this one?

This one probably won't shoot so far.

This one's a little shy.

I'm ready.

Oh, that one shot further.

That was awesome.

And they both do it. That is like... That's the sweetest thing I've ever

No, that's awesome. Did you still have that show on TV?

I don't know. That was really cool.

So I do just whatever.

Yeah, on command.

Have you ever, like, went to do it and it didn't work?

No. Since then? How long have you had your nipples pierced?

About eight years.

Eight years?

Awesome. I didn't discover it until it was a wild night in bed.

Squeezing my nipples really hard, and all of a sudden, something shot out.

Got me on my chin, and I thought, honey, you came back.

No, I did that. I'm sure he only flew his load on me, but it was my nipple.

screaming nipple. Wow.

Well, what's your favorite body part?

Me or just general?

Probably my stomach.

Your stomach?

Yeah. Let's unbutton that shirt. I want to see your stomach.

Yeah, me sitting, I'm all wrinkled now.

I got a nice clinic.

Oh, wow.

Actually,

it's just hot in here. I'm talking about that.

You know why this thing here?

I think you guys turned up the heat. The lights make it hot.

The lights definitely make it hot.

You have some more ink there, I see. What is it? I want to hear all about

stuff.

Two snakes and a kelpik knot.

Basically, a friend of mine and myself collaborated with drawing together.

I used to have a kelpik knot here before, and then I started boxing and

bigger arms, and the tattoo just kind of disappeared in my arms, so we took the

same design and turned it into snakes, and then it was black light.

Oh. Like all green under there. Yeah.

Interesting. Return to life.

Because I believe in everlasting life. Is that Ankh? Is that what that is?

Ankh, yeah. Then I have the whole back. Oh, wow. Oh, wow.

It's a symbol of death.

Sejection is false.

I turn my back on death.

And they tell me now that it's a life and death. So I unite like this.

The rest is just a crazy drawing I came up with. I was a fan of H .R. Giger.

Cool. I'm not familiar with H .R. Giger. Have you ever seen Alien?

Yeah. The guy that designed Alien?

Oh, wow.

Wow. Very, very cool.

He's got some bad episodes.

And you're a badass chick.

Thank you.

While you're staying up, I like butts. I want to see your butts. You like butts?

I love butts.

I like to put my face right in between the crack.

You want to see that little thing?

It's tiny.

I'm warning you.

Wow. Great things come in small packages like that.

There it is.

You want to get rid of my jean wrinkles?

I'm really tall, too. I love my skin.

You really thought?

Yeah. It was too bad you couldn't jump out of the camera and I couldn't catch

you.

That's probably my best aspect.

So now do you want me to have this half -assed on me or do you just want me to

drop out?

Let's just take the jeans off. You look good in that matching all -white stuff

you've got going on.

Any more tattoos down here on the lower part? No, no.

I thought I'd just, you know, put you down.

Cool. Natural skin.

Oops. I'm sorry, I don't really like it. No, let's do it.

Let's do that with your one shot. I said I wanted to spread out and be comfy.

Okay.

Where were you before you were interrupted by your hot friend that just

here? I believe my pussy was in my face.

I think it was. Did you not see that, how I was contortioned?

No, I didn't see that.

What? That's what we were at.

Really? We can't do a second thing. Oh, man. Oh,

man.

Back it up. It wasn't like this.

Are we doing the V for ritual?

Oh, that's right. That's good.

I didn't know that it would just be Josh.

I'm going to push you back.

I like to like that.

Can you go here?

Close to this way.

That means the whole thing.

Oh, that's cool.

I don't want to get the camera out of the way.

I like it really hot.

Yeah. You're bad.

Perfect. How cold is it going?

Finally get to lie.

You're a nice girl.

You're a nice girl.

Yeah, I'm a good girl. I tried to get it early, though. I tried to get it in a

place.

It was, um, I was the rest of the trailer passing, and all the girls on

squad were making fun of me because I was the only girl in the room.

So I had to find a tip of this. So my friend that I always knock out my house

and, like, cook pot with, I finally said, you know, can you just help me and

fuck me?

I was like, what? Are you kidding?

He was three years older than me.

Already out of high school.

So lots of headbangers and all, eating popcorn, smoking weed, shooting

basketball in the backyard.

I said, you know, don't ever do this. This is three years old information.

Don't ever do a non -medicated condom on a person.

He did that to me, and it sucked.

But I'm laying there, and the couch is watching. The video is over by Google.

I said, have fun fucking a virgin, and I watched the video, and he was done

before the video was over.

Oh, shit. It wasn't that exciting, I guess.

Well, I'm going to ask you something else. My next question is, when was the

last time you had sex?

Oh, last night.

Now, how was that sex?

Drunken sex was great. I loved it.

It was always great.

I just got home from fucking her, and I don't even think I made it that far in

your door. And I was like, baby, I'm all dirty. I'm all dirty.

I don't care. And he just shaved, like, all his chest hair and his pubic hair,

and I love that. I love the grinding.

And he just sat me on the edge of the bed and ran, and he had my leg up

his, totally tortuous like that. It was amazing.

And I think I still have my backpack, like, on my arm.

I didn't even get all my clothes on. My pants are pulled to the side, and jeans

are hanging off my leg. It was amazing. But I really passed out for, like, three

hours in the bathroom.

I really remember it.

But then it all came back to me.

That's pretty cool.

It helped out.

It sounds like it was a great set. It was a great set, yeah.

I can't remember it at first, but it was awesome.

Can I get a butt shot from you guys?

Absolutely. I'm going to ask all that.

You're welcome.

I don't know. I left mine somewhere. I don't know. I lost it earlier.

I know. You didn't want it?

Yeah.

Oh, yes.

Brian did.

Oh,

I'll pick one.

Prepared. Unless you guys want pigtails.

Wow, these are really tiny.

Almost filled in here.

Didn't though, I didn't.

That was in a park though. Yeah, it was.

Hi, so we need to talk about some things.

What kind of man do you like?

Do you like the guy with the athletic girl?

No, I'm really, yeah, with the guy, I don't need him to have, I mean, I like

guys with a little bit of meat on them.

They don't have to be, I really don't like them to fuck along guys with meat

heads, we're not into that.

And they're nice to look at, but they're not nice to, like, lay up against.

I like my girls rock hard, but my guys can have a little of a lot. Because I

love to cook. I'm an amazing cook.

So I like a meat and potato kind of guy.

Hey, you're definitely marriage material.

I don't think we want to be married.

Well, you would be if you wanted to, for sure. Yeah, definitely.

I'm just too crazy right now.

I'm going to go out to Colorado sometime in the summer, by fire.

Yeah? It's not going to be.

I was going to do it.

So

what

about,

so you guys, so three and five.

Three and five.

Do you have a big dick then? I don't have a big dick.

No woman does this, but I've had some really good, or to have a good one,

a guy for a whole year.

Your ass couldn't stop that day.

I'll say that's pretty funny.

Grinding on him was amazing.

I mean, he didn't have to be hard. I was just grinding and grinding. But I'm a

grinding kind of girl.

I don't really need any kind of training from my finance. I don't produce

anything, ever.

No? No.

So what are you doing last night?

I just got out of my crib to get here and I ran out.

Oh, nice and dry.

That's it, boss.

Okay, good luck.

Good luck.