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- ♪ MTV ♪

- Previously on the Tournament of All Stars...

Last week, the top nine All Stars

competed in the first episode of the semifinals.

- It's time for the Tournament of All Stars Snatch Game.

- Reba is a jack of all trades.

- Yes, I have jacked off all trades.

[laughter]

- Who put you in charge? The fuck?

- OK.

What did you say, Count Dracula?

- Maybe, probably her ring?

[tense music]

[laughs]

- Cynthia Lee Fontaine.

- You could go so over the top as Dracula,

but there was no accent.

- Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

You played her on point,

but there were not a lot of jokes.

Ginger Minj.

- As Reba, you got the most laughs, hands down.

- Ginger Minj, condragulations.

You're a winner, baby. - Oh, baby.

- Yes, bitch.

- Three for three, honey.

- Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

♪ ♪

Shantay, you stay.

[applause]

Cynthia Lee Fontaine, all is not lost.

- What?

- There's still a chance that one

of the regular judges will enter you

in the wild card lottery.

And if chosen, you'll return to compete

in the final Lip Sync Smackdown for the Crown.

But for now, sashay away.

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Ooh, that was a doozy. - All right.

- Well, yes.

After Cynthia's elimination, it feels very somber.

It's been a long time since I've watched

the bottom two lip sync

and then somebody has to pack it up,

and that's intense.

- Congratulations to Mistress, our lip sync survivor.

- Yes, Mistress.

Bitch, you turnt it. - Thank you.

I appreciate that.

[tense music]

- Yeah, the judges' faces were lighting up, watching you.

They couldn't keep... - Of course.

- The eyes off of you. - I'm an amazing entertainer.

I've never lost a lip sync on "Drag Race."

♪ ♪

- This outfit is fab too. You look so good.

- Thank you. I appreciate that.

I'm over it.

There was a lot of bitches who had no laughs.

I think that Lydia had no laughs.

Aja had no laughs. I think Daya had no laughs.

So the fact that I was in the bottom is a kiki.

♪ ♪

- Well, Ginger, congratulations.

- Congratulations on your win. - Thank you.

I appreciate it.

- This is your third Snatch Game win, right?

- Oh, my God, a new record. - A new record.

- We knew you had this shit in the bag, from the start.

- I don't know.

You gave me a run for my money, bitch.

- Girl, thank you.

- Oh, my God. So I was so close to the win.

And I really wanted to gag this bitch because, bitch,

I wanted to beat you at your own game.

- Being next to you, you were amazing,

and you really did deserve it. It was amazing.

- That really means a lot coming from you, so thank you.

- I hope you win the whole thing.

You're amazing.

♪ ♪

- Mistress, are you OK?

- I'm amazing.

I'm so grateful.

It's amazing to be here.

♪ ♪

- Ooh!

Mistress is being an energy vampire.

And I really think if she wants to do well in this competition,

she's going to have to start realizing

that she has to hold her own without dragging other people

into her black hole.

- What are you thinking about?

- I feel like this is just bullshit.

Girl, many of y'all need it more than I do.

Trust me.

And that's not-- that's not even a shade.

That's real.

I'm very blessed to-- baby, I can sit on YouTube

and play a video game and be just fine.

I'm fine.

- Sun Tzu said in "The Art of War,"

"When your opponent is weak, that's when you strike."

♪ ♪

- How are you feeling?

I feel like the vibes here are a little--

- Oh, they're rancid.

- Girl, there's been a whole--

there's been a lot of emotions today.

- The pressure of the semifinals is so high,

so I can't be distracted by shenanigans.

- You look like you should be stealing socks.

- Rawr, rawr, rawr. - Get away from me.

- All right, the girls are losing it.

- I have to stay focused on the prize.

I have to keep my head in the game.

I'm here to win, and that's what's going to happen.

[dramatic music]

- [laughing maniacally]

- Sister, what the fuck is wrong with you?

♪ ♪

- ♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars"

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,

a coveted spot in the Drag Race Hall of Fame,

and a cash prize of $200,000.

With extra special guest judge Devery Jacobs.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best drag queen win ♪

♪ Best drag queen win ♪

[upbeat music]

- Yes. - Another day.

- I survived. Ah!

- We did it.

This is the last week before the finale.

There's eight bad bitches left here.

- I'd fuck me.

- Knowing that next week is the Lip Sync Smackdown

for the Crown, that's, like, my bread and butter.

That's what I do on the daily.

And I'd be devastated if I went home right before the finale.

Ah, I cannot be that girl.

- How are you feeling after last week.

Honestly, I'm just so grateful to be here,

and I want to thank each and every one of you

for your amazing words.

They really encouraged me.

- Girl, it was the first time you were quiet for once.

It was really scary.

- Let me give you all the truth tea.

When I get actually mad, that's when I shut up

because that's when I say something

that I'm going to regret

or I'm going to hurt someone's feelings.

I feel like I had a little bump in the road,

but the girls obviously know what I'm capable of,

and they know who I am.

And, honestly, this is the time to show

the girls that I'm not a flop

and I'ma do my big one, and may the best woman win.

- So, Aja, I mean, you ended up being safe,

but I know it was kind of a rough week for you.

- I feel good.

I feel like I was just in a different place

mentally. I wasn't present.

And--what's so funny?

- Girl, keep talking. I'm listening.

[laughs mockingly]

[tense music]

- Ooh, Mistress, you in danger, girl.

- Let's continue with what I was saying.

If I want to laugh, I'll laugh.

But thank you.

♪ ♪

- You're doing too much.

- By laughing?

- No, you're just doing too much.

Like--

- My love, I was not laughing at you.

I could laugh at anything I want to laugh at.

- Nobody's saying that you're laughing at me.

- OK, but why would you-- you're doing the most

by stopping your conversation because of what I was doing.

- Anyways, like I was saying, last week,

I was feeling a certain way because I wasn't mentally here,

but now I am. So what's up?

- Are you?

- Yes, I am.

- I look forward to seeing it.

- I look forward to seeing you be here 'cause

you was in the bottom two last week.

- Sweetie, and I still slayed, and I still stayed.

- You did, and congratulations, but...

- Thank you, sister.

- You really just need to humble yourself a little bit.

- From what? - From this.

You need to de-escalate whatever

you got going on over here 'cause

it's getting in the way of you.

- I don't think I'll take life advice

from anyone in your position,

but I thank you for the sentiment.

♪ ♪

- Bitch, there is a part of me that wants to lean over

and just backhand that bitch,

but, baby, I'm a grown-ass woman.

I don't fight butch queens.

You really think that you're doing something big,

but all you're doing is making yourself

look really small right now.

I'm not gonna say nothing. Just pay it.

- OK, most definitely.

[siren blaring]

- Oh! - Oh, thank God.

- Ooh, girl.

She done already done had hers.

Hey, All Stars, it's time to dance and sing...

- Ooh.

- Get up and do your thing.

So get ready for a knockdown, drag-out brawl.

Because when the final bell rings...

[bell dings]

The winner takes all.

- Whoo! - Hey.

- Ding, ding, ding. - We're going to be fighting!

[laughter]

- Hello, hello, hello. - Ah!

- Hi, ladies.

- Oh, eat it up! - Yes, ma'am.

- Good morning, All Stars.

all: Good morning. - Good morning, Ru.

- You know, a recent survey found

that the average American only spends

19 minutes a day reading. - Oh.

- Well, I know they didn't survey anybody in this room.

[laughter]

- Ain't that the truth.

- So for today's Mini Challenge,

the library is about to be opened.

- Yes! - All right.

- Yes, sir. - Because reading is what?

- Fun? - Stupid.

[laughter]

Oh, pit crew.

[upbeat fanfare]

- [whistles] - Whoo!

- I mean, the Reading Challenge is iconic,

and I've got a couple good ones up my sleeve.

- All right. Up first, Daya Betty.

- So I'm hoping that this lightens the mood.

- All right, Daya, the library's open.

- Jorgeous, generally, when people get

gender reassignment surgery,

the lips and the cheeks go on the lower half.

[laughter]

Mistress Isabelle Brooks,

congratulations on the weight loss.

You are really out here proving to people that

you can actually be "big-boned."

[laughter]

- I like that little one. OK, OK.

- All right.

Lydia, I am so surprised to see you here

because I was always told that Daya ate her twin in the womb.

[laughter]

Jorgeous, you are such a little slut.

They're going to have to rename your throat the Orphanage.

- Oh, my God. - Oh, my God.

- Bitch. - Mistress.

Mistress loves to brag about driving a Mercedes,

but I get it.

I would brag, too, if I had such a beautiful home.

[laughter]

- Daya Betty, one of my favorite people in the world,

but sometimes your attitude is so shitty

your name should have been Diarrhea.

[laughter]

Jorgeous, ugh.

The only thing Jorgeous loves more than smoking weed

is taking dick. - Oh, my--

- I guess you could call her a "pothole."

[laughter]

- Lydia, you are so sickening.

But I think it's so funny and ironic

that your name is Butthole,

because with an ass like that, all you are is hole.

[laughter]

- Wait, that was--

- Ginger Minj, I don't care how much weight you lose.

Bitch, you still look like you sweat mayonnaise.

[laughter]

Mistress, with the face only a dog owner could love.

[laughter]

- Bosco, I want to congratulate you

on a fabulous transition

from one-time loser to two-time loser.

- Whoo!

- Jorgeous, you got an extra set of Capezios?

Kori and I need a condom.

[laughter]

- Jorgeous, I know you dropped out of school,

but I still want to book you for a drag queen story hour.

Do you prefer books with noises or with pictures?

- Bitch.

[laughter]

Pictures.

- Daya Betty, I think it's so cool that you named

yourself after your disease, diabetes.

But what made you choose Daya Betty over Si Phyllis?

♪ ♪

Lydia Butthole Kollins-- although after a year

of dating Kori King, it's probably more like

Lydia Prolapsed Colons by now.

- Oh, my God.

[laughter]

- And Mistress Isabelle Brooks,

I just want to congratulate you on your weight loss.

It's so nice to see you finally lose something

you can't blame on Sasha Colby.

[laughter]

- All Stars, you all displayed unsportsmanlike conduct.

[laughter]

The winner of today's Mini Challenge is...

[dramatic music]

Bosco.

[cheers and applause]

- Ah!

I won the Reading Challenge.

And I'm glad to prove that it wasn't a fluke the first time.

We're kind of cooking with cunt here.

- Condragulations.

You've won a cash prize of $2,500.

- Sick, OK. - Yeah.

- Wow.

- Ladykins, this season,

your charisma, uniqueness, and nerve

have been on full display.

Now, with one week until our grand finale,

I want to focus in on your talent.

For this week's Maxi Challenge,

we're hosting the Tournament of All Stars Talent Invitational.

[all cheering]

- God, a talent show.

I'm freaking out. [laughs]

[quirky music]

I do have talent. Promise.

You got to fucking believe me.

- Now, you need to take the stage

and show the world that what you do

is that voodoo that you do so well.

- Hey.

- #AllStars10.

Now, later today, two at a time,

you'll rehearse your individual

talent numbers on the main stage,

and the seven queens that survive this week will compete

in our final Lip Sync Smackdown for the Crown

and the grand prize of $200,000.

- Ooh! - Ooh.

- All Stars, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

- Whoo, yes!

- [laughs]

- [laughs]

[upbeat dance music]

- Ooh. - Talent show.

- Crazy, what? - Drama is unlocking.

I'm feeling scared.

Are you ready for this?

This week's Maxi Challenge is the Tournament

of All Stars Talent Invitational,

and I'm feeling so excited.

We're going to show off a little bit.

This is the moment where we get to do

what we do in the real world.

- I definitely need to work on my wig.

I gotta pump her up a little bit.

- Mine's already pumped. - Oh, my gosh.

Your wig is pumped tighter than Jorgeous's cheeks.

- You know, I was part of the original

talent show on "All Stars 2,"

and I sang a sad, sappy song, and I was safe.

"All Stars 6," we kicked the whole season off

with the talent show, and I was safe.

I refuse to be safe for the talent show again.

I have to be better because I have been in the top

this entire competition,

so expectations are high.

- Sister, I went home my first episode

of my season because I totally bombed...

[laughs] My talent show.

- I didn't get enough of your personality from it.

- Now that I have a fully realized version

of who Daya Betty is, I can give you

a little something to gag at.

And at this point in the competition,

it's go big or go home,

and, baby, I do not want to go home.

- I just wanted to check in with you ladies.

You know, you and Aja had a little bit of a moment today.

Are you guys feeling OK?

Baby, let me tell you about bitches like me and Aja.

We will read down.

The next second, we're kikiing and laughing.

- OK, period.

- That's just how it works when you're with a girl.

Baby, I've had bigger fights with myself in the mirror.

- We're just two fiery girls who, like--

we're just a little catty.

Mistress is one of those people

that she wants to get in your head.

But that shit is not going to work on me.

I have a competition to focus on.

Not getting me today. No.

One thing I learned in my first time

doing the talent show was that--

at first when I did it, honestly, I was like, OK.

It was what it was, but it was something

that was normal to me.

And I guess they liked it. I mean, I won.

I've had people from all over try to book me for weddings,

for birthdays, to come jump off of a box,

which is actually kind of crazy.

Like, imagine you're getting married,

and it's like, you may now kiss the bride,

and, bitch, I'm jumping off of a box?

- [screams] [chuckles]

Girl, I'll dip on a cake for a fab coin.

Book me for your wedding.

This time around, I'm like, how do I take what I do,

elevate it, tell a story, and, you know,

make it more exciting?

- Once you make a viral moment, it's hard to top yourself.

Trust me. I know that more than anybody.

I've had a lot of viral moments.

So the fact that you think

you're about to outdo yourself?

We'll see what it gives.

- Step into my office.

- What's tea?

- What are you doing for your talent?

- Do you want to know the A plan or the B plan?

- You have two plans? - No, I'm kidding.

I'm going to be doing...

- You better not have two plans.

- [laughs] It's, like,

a play on my first one, but it's heightened.

It's elevated.

It's very Lydia Kollins,

and you're going to have to find out the rest

from there on out.

- Oh, you're not going to share?

- No, I kind of like to show, not tell.

For the talent show on my season,

we did Rate-A-Queen,

and the Queens put me in the bottom that week.

So I'm kind of keeping my cards close to my chest,

mainly because I don't want anyone to be,

like, getting in my head and being like,

that's a terrible talent.

And I am super excited to actually hear

from the judges this time.

- We have one minute to literally wow the judges,

and there's no waiting till the last second.

You really just got to, like, be on the whole time.

- But what if you're not good? - Then you go home.

[chuckles]

- Ginger, now that you're the oldest queen here,

I'm going to be sweet and let my elders go first.

- Why, so I can show you how it's done?

- Oh, sure, sister. I love the confidence.

- [laughs]

You're going to love the number, too, bitch.

I am so excited going into this rehearsal.

- I am ready to watch.

- Daya is with me because I know that she has a good eye,

and I know that we trust each other probably

more than anybody else in the competition.

Now, I did recently lose 125 pounds.

- Yes. [claps]

- So I definitely want to do a T lift

right towards the beginning.

Sometimes I'm still in the mindset

of I'm too heavy to be lifted.

But it's my fourth time here, and I'm going all out.

- Let's see a jazz square.

I want to see you guys do something

really Broadway theatrical.

- A jazz square.

- Just to get into the vibe of the track.

- I hear Broadway calling.

They're saying, "The restraining order

is still in effect. Stop showing up at our doors."

[laughs]

Team Ginger. - Yes.

- Highest earner, max potential,

the way I work, it is essential.

I am doing an original bitch track titled "Work."

This is just going to be the easel and stacks of paper,

kind of like an overflowing office.

And then over here is my work desk.

There's going to be punk elements.

There's going to be elements of humor.

You guys can throw the paper in the air.

Make it look chaotic.

It's, like, purposefully chaotic.

- Just remember that less is more.

So if there's too much going on to connect to the next piece,

don't be afraid to take a little bit out.

- So basically, for the talent show,

I'm trying to redeem myself.

So I'm going to try to display as many talents

as humanly possible. - OK.

- Irene's feeling scared because

her first talent show sucked. What's this moment?

- That's just some way of traveling across the stage.

I came up with it just now. - Yeah, I'm not mad about it.

It just seems, like, a little hesitant

at the moment. - OK.

There's no ceiling to where a redemption can go.

I won three Maxi Challenges in the first bracket.

Like, I've proven that I am worthy of being here,

but I also want to prove it's more than

just I'm a good queen who had a bad day.

I'm a winner who had a bad day.

Talent!

- Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick.

I think the best idea for the Talent Invitational

is to do something that boils down your entire brand

into one minute. - Love...

- Yeah? - That.

- So I have constructed a number

that showcases that I can sing, I can dance,

I can do stunts, and most of all,

I am outrageously cunt. I want this one.

- Girl, you want every one. - I do. I do.

- These turkeys make me want to vogue.

- Girl, but you don't think Aja's going to get mad

that you're voguing?

- Oh, no, she definitely is. - [laughs]

- I've done really well at all

the talent shows that I've done.

Girl, I was so close to winning

the "All Stars 9" talent show.

Like, bitch, I got thrown across the stage,

so I'm like, girl, it's mine now.

This week's challenge is mine.

- I'm going, like, the comedic route.

I'm doing, like, a satire commercial

about Ozempic called Ruzempic. - Uh-huh.

- It's going to be really funny.

- Bitch, well, now you're a comedy queen now, mama.

- OK. - So show us.

Mistress seems really confident.

- We'll start with two people behind the boards.

- But comedy is a risk for the talent show,

and I'm kind of worried for my sister.

I'm not going to lie.

- You guys feel the crown is on one of our heads.

- Yes, exactly.

It has to be either one of us.

- I think it'll be me, but I'll still--

I'll cut you some of the check. - Girl, bye.

- All right, so my talent number

is very inspired by all of my cultures.

We're mixing some spiritual magic on stage.

This performance is an homage to the orisha Oya,

who lives at the gates of the cemetery,

and she represents fire, tornadoes,

and she dances with a machete.

There's going to be, like, thunder and kind of, like,

a little bit of chanting, because, you know,

we're casting a spell, so we need it to be, like--

My biggest thing is do not drop that machete

and do not slice myself.

Otherwise, baby, we outside.

- That looks great.

- Basically, my talent is a fucked up

theatrical Lydia B. Kollins experience.

My previous talent show, I was dealing with puppets.

Very weird, very surreal.

While I stand by my previous talent show,

there could have been a lot more ironing out.

Imagine I'm a beautiful egg, you know?

So this time, I'm trying to amp it up...

And then go grab the frying pan.

Add more theatrics...

[imitates slurping]

And just go for it.

- [laughs]

I don't know what I'm watching.

- As my sister, do you any advice?

- I mean, I can't get the full vision just yet

because we don't got all the costuming

- Sure. - And the props.

But it's very Lydia.

I can't see another egg being cracked on this stage.

I don't know how Lydia's number is going to go.

But I will say this.

I like eggs, and I hope Ru does too.

[together] Talent Invitational.

Talent Invitational.

- Talent Invitational. - Talent.

[upbeat music]

- [laughs]

- [laughs]

[upbeat music]

- All right. - Let's do it.

- Today is the day.

It's time for the Tournament of All Stars...

♪ Talent Invitational ♪

Bam. Let's go.

- How are you feeling, Mami? - I'm feeling good.

- Yeah, bitch, me too. - I'm feeling good.

I'm feeling good. Run-through went really smooth.

- Mm-hmm.

- It's so not punk rock to want to win

and to genuinely care about things.

It's so cringey, but I really care.

Oh, I hate sincerity. It fucking sucks.

I'm not anticipating anybody to, like, flop,

so I think it's just going to be a matter of,

like, who does the best.

- Mm-hmm. - Uh-huh.

- I think where the pressure comes from is because, yes,

we do this a lot, but you don't want to be

in the bottom for something that you do so good.

- Yeah, but also, the thing is, like,

it's live performance,

and we all know anything can go wrong.

- Shit fucking happens. - Yep.

- This elimination is going to be

the hardest because whoever goes home

is going to be so close to the end.

- So when you come back for "All Stars 11,"

what are you going to do for your talent show?

- Girl, that ain't going to happen.

That ain't going to happen, 'cause I'm trying

to win this season, bitch.

- It's hard to be the kind of queen

that I am in a room full of queens like you.

- What does that mean?

- You're an incredible live performer.

- I'm a little scared because I'm also, like--

I just could chop my leg off in the middle of my number.

It's giving putting my life on the line for drag,

and it kind of feels like that's

what we're doing in a grand scale

anyway, especially being, like, a trans drag performer

in the current climate.

- I can't fucking imagine--

being a trans person in the current climate is intense.

- It's really scary.

If there was one thing that I was

very afraid of... - Mm-hmm.

- Coming back to "All Stars,"

I feel like a lot of people who watch "Drag Race"

didn't know that I was transitioning.

- Ah.

- So now, I'm going to be putting myself in a place where

more and more people are going to know exactly

what I look like out of drag.

- Like, at the airport and stuff.

- Yeah.

- When they see you go into the women's bathroom

and just go harass you or something because,

for some reason, that's appropriate now.

- It's-- it's really scary.

But me choosing to be visible allows people

to know that we got this.

I really want to be visible to let

other trans girls know you can have a happy life,

and we deserve to live.

- It's so much harder to get hormones now.

Like, several states do not have it available at all.

- We can't get the gender marker that they've chosen...

- Oh, my God.

- On their passports.

- My passport fully says M on it.

I'm like, that's crazy.

I can't travel through Dubai.

I can't, like, catch, like, an international flight

through certain countries now...

- Yeah.

- Because, like, I'll get my ass detained.

- They're not just trying to silence us.

They're literally trying to abolish us,

to, like, throw trans people under the bus.

- Yeah, down.

- The political climate is so much more right

than it used to be, and they've figured out

a way to create propaganda against trans people,

and it's working.

And then I think a lot of that's also transferring

onto to drag because, like, not quite

as much work currently available.

Like, booking fees are going down as,

like, a whole.

Like, corporate sponsors are backing out of Pride.

- I used to do a lot of, like, sponsored things, like,

on social media, and I feel like that's dropped off

a lot as well, with, like, corporations or big--

larger brands.

Like, I feel like they want to be less involved.

- Even though, yes, it's a scary time--

but, bitch, I'ma still keep on fighting,

you know what I mean? You have to.

- You got to.

- I think we're doing that, though, by being here.

This is such a platform for us to exist.

- And it's our job to kind of show up and show them

that not all of us are crazy.

I mean, I'm crazy, but-- you know what I mean?

- We had the privilege of growing up in a period

where the window was opening. - Right.

- And I hope I get to live to see the window reopen.

- Well, we just have to open it ourselves for the next group.

- We threw a brick once.

- Don't talk about yourself that way.

- [laughs]

♪ ♪

[RuPaul's "Cover Girl"]

- ♪ Cover girl ♪

♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Walk ♪

♪ Cover girl ♪

♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe ♪

♪ Let your whole body talk ♪

♪ Cover girl ♪

[applause]

♪ And what? ♪

Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race"

Tournament of All Stars.

Speaking of talent, tonight,

our judges are a triple threat.

Michelle Visage. - I can sing.

- Law Roach. - I can dance.

- [laughs]

And our extra special guest judge,

Devery Jacobs.

- And I can act a fool. Skoden.

[laughter]

- Welcome to the show, my love.

- Thank you so much, niawen'kó,

for having me. I am beyond excited to be here.

- This week, we challenged our All Stars

to serve winning performances in the Tournament of all Stars

Talent Invitational.

And tonight on the runway, category is Foiled Again.

All Stars, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

[upbeat music]

It's the Tournament of All Stars Talent Invitational.

Up first, she's all alone in the RIP.

It's Aja.

♪ ♪

- Aja Miyake-Mugler presents...

- Yes. [laughs]

- Ah! - Oh!

- [screams]

♪ ♪

- ♪ RuPaul ♪

♪ I mean, we're the competition ♪

♪ You all say you want to play a game ♪

♪ Straight pool balls, well, them girls got away ♪

♪ Blue balls, Aja Miyake-Mugler ♪

♪ I set trends for fashion to air ♪

♪ Season 9 space, they can't compete here ♪

♪ Call me backspace, 'cause bitch, I do clear ♪

♪ Oh, oh, you need that, that ♪

♪ Oh, oh, you need that, that ♪

- Yes.

- ♪ I got that good cat ♪

♪ Oh, oh, you need that, that ♪

♪ Oh, oh, you need that, that ♪

♪ Oh, oh, you need that, that ♪

♪ I got the good cat ♪

♪ Oshun said take the crown, let me cop that ♪

♪ I am the boom boom gun, watch me cock back ♪

♪ I peep that dip, lil bitch, let me clock that ♪

♪ In the steakhouse, but yes, I'ma chop that ♪

♪ I'm just a little girl that refuse no candy ♪

♪ RuPaul, my body giving cake and candy ♪

♪ That's why none of these queens can't stand me ♪

♪ I make them all fall when I come like Andy ♪

- ♪ Le-le-legend ♪

- ♪ Icon, icon ♪

♪ Icon, icon ♪

♪ Icon, icon ♪

♪ Icon, icon - ♪ Aja Miyake-Mugler ♪

- ♪ Icon - [screams]

- [laughs]

- Yes, bitch. - Yes!

- [howling]

- Devoured.

- Good work, diva!

- Just as I thought, honey. Just as I thought.

- Don't excuse her beauty.

It's Bosco.

[lively swing music]

- RuPaul, judges, dogs.

Talents are for ugly girls.

So thank God I'm beautiful.

Otherwise, I might have to put in some effort.

I'd have to show you my tits.

[laughter]

I'd have to throw in a lift

and land it like this.

♪ Talents are for ugly girls ♪

♪ Thank God I'm beautiful ♪

♪ Girls that dance are so grotesque ♪

♪ Thank God I'm more picturesque ♪

♪ Homely girls need their athletics ♪

♪ I've got my genetics ♪

- Genetics?

- Shut up.

Thank God I'm not fucking ugly,

or I might have to do something like this.

♪ I'll leave the stunting for the girls who look disgusting ♪

♪ I ain't got to do it all ♪

- Whoo!

- ♪ 'Cause thank God ♪

♪ I'm beautiful ♪

- Yes. - Mwah.

- Wow.

[cheers and applause]

- Is it bad that I kind of wanted

Bosco to slip off the chair? Just a little bit.

Break a leg. [laughs]

- Work, Seattle!

[applause]

- She is one boss bitch.

It's Daya Betty, honey.

[copying machine whirring]

- Now, put that shit on a poster.

[upbeat dance music]

♪ Bitch, I'm the VIP ♪

♪ Yeah, I'm a PIP ♪

♪ HBSC ♪

♪ Bitch, work for me ♪

♪ I'm a top asset of this company ♪

♪ Highest earner ♪

♪ Max potential ♪

♪ The way I work it is essential ♪

♪ You're unqualified ♪

♪ Cross-dressing just to survive ♪

♪ I have the best advice for divas trying ♪

♪ To make it in this business ♪

♪ Get your fucking ass up and work ♪

♪ Get ready ♪

- Yes! - ♪ It's Betty ♪

- OK! - ♪ So sweaty ♪

♪ ♪

- Yes, ma'am. Oh, it's here.

- ♪ It's heavy ♪

♪ Get this money ♪

♪ And we're working all day ♪

♪ And working all night ♪

♪ Get ready ♪

♪ Work ♪

♪ It's heavy ♪

♪ Yes, it's money ♪

♪ Been working all day and working all night ♪

- [laughs]

- Yes! - ♪ It's Betty ♪

♪ With swag, so sweaty ♪

♪ Been working all day and working all night ♪

♪ Now, Ru, you can run me my money, bitch ♪

[all cheering]

- Whoa! - Yes!

- Yeah.

- Oh, my God. Yes.

- She clearly works at Staples.

[laughter]

- Everything's coming up Ginger Minj.

[upbeat jazzy music]

- Tighten your tuck, girls.

The Minj is back.

♪ Some girls just know how to be on top ♪

♪ Some girls can try ♪

♪ But they really should stop ♪

♪ I'm out doing movies and books ♪

♪ While I tour the globe ♪

♪ If you don't crown me ♪

♪ You're a homophobe ♪

[laughter]

♪ The category is time for Ginger ♪

♪ Ginger snatching wins ♪

♪ Ginger played a dog ♪

♪ Ginger's lost three times ♪

♪ Ginger's dressed like a frog ♪

♪ Well, this time my foot's on the gas ♪

♪ I'm head of the class ♪

♪ Bet your padded ass ♪

♪ That everything's better with Ginger ♪

♪ Give me that crown ♪

♪ That crown, that crown, that crown ♪

♪ My crown ♪

♪ ♪

Yeah! - Yay!

[cheers and applause]

- OK. - Yes, bitch.

- Ugh, this bitch is so good.

So I'm like, girl, I need to be perfect.

MS. Ginger Minj, I'm coming for you.

- Work, Ginger.

- [laughs]

- [laughs]

Welcome back to the Tournament of All Stars

Talent Invitational.

Up next, this queen's got something to say.

It's Irene the Alien.

[upbeat music]

- ♪ The last time I was here ♪

♪ My humor went down the wrong way ♪

♪ I choke sashayed away ♪

♪ But now I'm here to stay ♪

♪ I've got beauty, I've got brains ♪

♪ I'll make you laugh like Jimmy Fallon ♪

- Drag queen.

♪ The truth is undeniable ♪

♪ Irene has talent ♪

♪ To many, it may seem my skills ♪

♪ Appeared out of thin air - Ooh.

- Wow. - ♪ But trust me ♪

♪ When I say the goods have always been there ♪

♪ My pussy's popped severely for as long as I remember ♪

♪ Keep my foot on these girls' necks ♪

♪ from January to November ♪

I take time off for the holidays.

- [laughs]

- ♪ Remove the water from my veins ♪

♪ A liquid exorcism ♪

♪ Now, let's enjoy my favorite meal ♪

♪ With some ventriloquism ♪

♪ I ♪

♪ Have talent ♪

No ice?

♪ I have talent ♪

♪ My talents, which are many ♪

♪ Go beyond just entertaining ♪

♪ For my final act ♪

♪ I'll blow your mind by whipping up a painting ♪

♪ Irene has talent ♪

With feeling.

♪ Irene has talent ♪

I mean it.

♪ Irene has talent ♪

[applause]

- Good job, sister.

- Forecast says muggy with a chance of Jorgeous.

- Good evening.

I'm Ocean Kelly with Kitty Cat [trills tongue] Action News.

In today's report, local duct tape supplies

are at an all-time low,

and pussies are on fire everywhere.

And now let's check in with Jorgeous,

who's live on the scene.

How's the weather?

♪ It's so muggy ♪

♪ I don't just paint my face ♪

♪ I don't just get in glam ♪

♪ I don't just paint my mug ♪

♪ I serve, I whip, I dip, sha-blam ♪

♪ I don't just do a two-step ♪

♪ I don't just cut a rug ♪

♪ So if a bitch try to come for me ♪

♪ I say, no, mama, go fix your mug ♪

♪ No, mama, go fix your mug ♪

♪ Like, bitch, go fix your face ♪

♪ Go change your garment ♪

♪ Change your pattern ♪

♪ Bitch, go fix your lace ♪

♪ My mug is stamped for the magazine ♪

♪ These chickens mad I'm centerfold ♪

♪ I eat up all these bird hoes ♪

♪ And these turkeys make me want to vogue ♪

- Yeah!

- ♪ It's so muggy ♪

♪ It's so muggy ♪

♪ It's so muggy out here ♪

♪ It's so muggy ♪

♪ It's so muggy ♪

♪ It's so muggy out here ♪

♪ ♪

[cheers and applause]

- Get it.

- You were born for this. - Oh, my God.

- That turkey made me want to vogue.

- It's so muggy.

You cannot afford this egg.

It's Lydia Butthole Kollins.

- Don't look away,

RuPaul and distinguished panel of judges.

Yes.

Before you is the fetching creature

who goes by the name of Lydia Butthole Kollins.

Feast your eyes as she transforms from evil crone

to gaggy diva.

[energetic piano music]

♪ ♪

Behold.

- [laughs]

- She's hot.

[laughter]

♪ ♪

Oh, my darling Butthole, don't fall now.

You're too sexy.

[laughter]

- Oh!

- Butthole, are you OK?

- [laughs]

♪ ♪

- Oh, my God.

[applause]

- What the hell? - The yolk's on you.

- Ba-ha-ha.

- She's just what the doctor ordered.

It's Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

- Are you trying to do your big one,

but then you realize you are the big one?

Is body positivity not getting you enough likes

on social media anymore? [gasps]

Tell me about it.

Then I got just the thing for you.

- ♪ Ru, Ru, Ru, Ruzempic ♪

- Ruzempic is an inconvenient, 12-times-a-day

injectable that helps eliminate hunger

and make you less slouchy.

In the first month of using Ruzempic,

studies have shown losses of nearly 43 pounds.

That's almost three Jorgeouses.

I used to be just like you, always craving a pork chop

and cornbread while I'm walking down the Stacey Lane

in Malaysia, never wanting to put

the delta work into losing weight,

till one day... [gasps]

Eureka, it hit me. Losing is the new winning.

And in the words of the queen of drag,

if you can't inject yourself, how in the hell

are you going to inject somebody else?

Can I get amen?

all: Amen.

- Ruzempic is not FDA-approved

and has been clinically proven to work on one

in 200,000 people.

Do not use Ruzempic if you identify

as non-binary, he, she, we, they/them,

vegan, vegetarian, or have blue hair.

Stop taking Ruzempic immediately

if you see signs of drag-elusion.

Or if you find that Ruzempic is not for you,

stick to the dairy and lakes that you're used to.

[gasps] Thanks, Ruzempic.

- ♪ Ruzempic ♪

[laughter]

- Yeah, bitch. Yeah.

- [laughs]

- But does insurance cover it?

- ♪ 'Cause you're a star, baby ♪

Category is foiled again.

Up first, Aja.

Hi ho, Silver, emphasis on the Ho.

- I am giving you this Afrofuturistic version

of the Tin Man.

- Oil can. Oil can.

- I'm giving you a little Wakanda 3,000

updo that's braided.

And, bitch, I know they like what they see.

- Cindy Lou Who? Aja.

- [laughs]

[Ru Paul's "Star Baby"]

- Up next, Bosco.

Happy birthday, Mr. President.

[laughter]

- I've decided to go the route

of looking really fucking good.

It's really heavy. - [laughs]

- We have this torpedo, cinched in,

19-inch internal waist. It's fucking crazy.

- Amanda Lepore, the high school years.

- [laughs] - It's so classy.

I don't know if I've ever looked this pretty.

- You ever hear of Jessica Rabbit?

- Yeah? - Well, this is Jessica Whore.

- Oh, I know her.

- ♪ Cause you're a star, baby ♪

Up next, Daya Betty.

- She's got her one eye on you.

[laughter]

- I never wear gowns.

However, I wanted to show the judges

some versatility by wearing a gown,

but the way that Daya Betty would do it.

And that is by wrapping a bunch of

crazy duct tape around her.

- You better walk that fucking duct tape.

[laughter]

- Am I sweaty underneath?

Absolutely, but it's OK

because I look too fabulous to care.

- That reminds me, I'll have a baked potato for lunch.

- [laughs] - Ginger Minj.

- Darling, you better eat something.

I can see your ribs.

[laughter]

- Being on my weight loss journey,

I've decided to tell the story of,

I've gone out to a fancy restaurant,

but I can't eat the food.

- She's skin and bones. Scratch that.

She's bones.

- I don't give a fuck if you have never thought

I was the pretty one.

Bitch, I am the pretty one tonight.

- OK, let's throw her a bone, a rib bone.

[laughter]

- ♪ A star, baby ♪

- Are you ready for Irene the Alien?

- Whoo.

- I am the Valkyrie,

the warrior queen of the skies.

These wings are not my real arms

inside a set of fake wings.

My real arms are out in front of me.

Can't you tell?

- Irene just flew in, and, boy, are her arms tired.

[laughter]

- I feel so fucking good in this look.

I look like a high fantasy character,

and the judges are eating it up.

- One flew over the cuckoo's breast.

[laughter]

Up next, Jorgeous. - She's a star, baby.

- Girl, I knew everybody was going

to be robotic or have armor.

And, girl, I just wanted to be beautiful.

- ♪ A star, baby ♪

- The star gown is made out of little tiny mirrors.

Girl, any little move that I make,

I could possibly cut myself.

- Just hang her up on the ceiling.

We can all dance.

- You know, disco never died.

It just changed its name and called itself Jorgeous.

- [laughs]

♪ ♪

- Up next, Lydia Butthole Kollins.

- In space, no one can hear her queef.

[laughter]

- Tonight on the runway,

I am a xenomorphic government hooker.

I have a BDSM-inspired harness.

I have four tits.

My cock cage is out,

and I'm walking my little facehugger

all across this runway.

- She was born with a silver spoon in her butthole.

[laughter]

- This is Lydia B. Kollins

elevated to the highest degree.

I feel absolutely stunning.

- I think she's ready for her anal probe.

[laughter]

- Up next, Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

- She's in her reflective era. - [laughs]

- Honestly, I'm giving futuristic

meets Mugler kind of meets, like,

an evil Renaissance medieval knight.

This armor is custom-made. It's heavy as fuck.

- Chain, chain, chain.

- Chain of fools. - Mm-hmm.

- In y'all's story, I'm the villain.

In mine, I'm the hero.

- Where'd you get that outfit? Send me a link.

[laughter]

- ♪ You're a star, baby ♪

[laughs]

- [laughs]

Welcome, All Stars.

Thank you for putting on one hell of a show.

Now it's time for the judges' critiques, starting with Aja.

- What an introduction.

You came out, and I was like, OK, I am here in "All Stars."

I was smacked with energy.

You were pulling me in.

- I loved the whole Santeria

bite the chicken head thing off.

However, I thought the dress, which is traditional,

I understand all of that, I feel like it could have

fit you a little bit better.

- Your runway look, it's beautiful,

but it's also something that I feel like I've seen before.

I wish you had just pushed it and made it a little bit more

elegant and refined, but I do love you as a performer.

- And what is the religion that you are a part of?

- It's called Lucumí.

It's--well, Americans know it as Santería.

- You made it look so fun. I want to join.

Do I have to kill a chicken?

- Only on Wednesdays. - [laughs]

Up next, Bosco.

- I love that you did a comedy burlesque with a bumper bang.

The chairography was amazing.

- I felt like it was "Chicago" meets Cinderella.

I mean, "Chicago" was my sexual awakening.

So I was like, oh, I'm blushing.

- And then when you walked out in this,

this look is absolutely perfect.

It's fashion.

Whoever made this dress is a master tailor,

and what I really, really love is how small and petite

your accessories are.

Yeah, I was going to say your waist too,

bitch, but let me get there.

- I'll take that end too.

- I hate you. - I'm not cinched.

[laughter]

- Up next, Daya Betty.

- I enjoyed this look immensely.

I think it looks like you took, like, packaging tape

and made this gorgeous gown out of it.

And this song, "Work," I just thought it was so hot,

so punk, so cool.

I want to work in that office.

- I just want to say that I take my coffee

with cream and no sugar. [laughs]

I loved your performance.

I think watching you perform,

it's taking a step towards the future

of different types of drag.

It was a great night for you all around.

- Up next, Ginger Minj.

- So, Ginj, where Daya is going toward the future,

what I love about you is you're staying

grounded in the foundation.

You brought us musical theater, and you did it flawlessly.

- You transported me right to Broadway.

It was actually my favorite performance of the night.

So for your look tonight on the runway, I like it.

I wish you didn't have the-- the sleeve and the glove.

And I think you just added too much,

and it kind of took away.

Yeah, I just wish you wouldn't have hid the pretty parts,

you know?

- Seeing this performance tonight, my gosh.

You should be on Broadway.

- Thank you.

- Up next, Irene the Alien.

- In the talent show, I didn't think it was anything

really innovative, but it was just fun, funny,

cool, draggy, and beautiful.

- One of my favorite moments was the ventriloquism

with downing the glass of water while

it's still playing over top.

- And this outfit, oh, my God. We've seen a lot of wings.

We've never seen these wings though.

These are remarkable wings.

And tell me, why are the arms too short to box with God?

- Do you want to know what's so fucked up?

- What?

- They're made out of a cast of my arms.

- No. - No.

No, somebody lied to you.

A lot of fun.

Thank you so much, Irene.

Up next, Jorgeous.

- For me, what makes the look are the little strands of hair.

- I will be honest, I think it was too many stars,

but that mug is sitting, Mami.

- So muggy. - [laughs]

- You gave me everything I would want from a Jorgeous

talent show, most importantly, the lyric,

these turkeys make me want to vogue.

- Yes. [laughs]

- Honey, you tore that shit up.

- Yup.

- You understand what your brand is,

and, bitch, you served it!

- Thank you so much.

- You know how to do Jorgeous.

Up next, Dame Lydia Butthole Kollins.

- Here's the thing, I think the concept was great.

I think things just started kind of

not working 'cause there were so much involved in it.

- It was just one element of the story missing

for me to feel like I fully have gotten it.

- It did take away from some of the wink, wink, nudge, nudge

that I knew that you were doing.

- That being said, this look blew me away.

This I can see in some sort of museum

in 20 years at a retrospect of your career.

Just not the performance, but the rest of your career.

- [laughs]

Up next, Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

- In the talent show, we get it was like an ad,

but I would have liked more of a storyline with it.

I'm not really sure I got what TS Madison

and I were doing at the beginning.

- Like, is it before and after? Or what was the--

- I mean, honestly, they're just both,

like, befores. - Oh.

[laughter]

I get it.

- Did I say that?

- Yeah, it was just unclear for us watching.

- But once we moved on from the cutouts,

I have no idea how you lip-synced to that moment

so quickly, and that was so impressive to watch.

- And then we get to this look.

I think it was just too much.

It was too much fabric.

It was too many chains, and you made yourself look heavy.

- Mistress, you did the Ruzempic storyline.

What made you decide to do that?

- When I started my weight loss journey,

I think, just like Ginger Bitch,

we were sitting there counting every single calorie.

I literally have trained every day,

and I think that, like, it's annoying

to have people just assume, because of modern day medicine,

that that's the only thing that

they can attribute weight loss to.

- Yeah, it's just really just you just do a lot of blow.

- Yes.

[laughter]

- I just want to see how short your heels are.

- Oh, my God. Look, I've leveled up.

I've leveled up a little one, two.

[laughter]

- That's no kitten heel. - No, that's--

- Oh, yes.

- Oh, my God, y'all are so silly.

- I'm a stylist. I had to know.

I had to know.

- Thank you, All Stars.

I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck backstage,

the judges and I will deliberate.

You may leave the stage.

[soft dramatic music]

All right, now, just between us

squirrel friends, what do you think?

Starting with Aja.

- I thought she did a great job,

but that said, I don't know

that she was incredibly memorable for me.

It's hard when everybody is at such an incredible caliber.

- On the runway, I thought she looked so fantastic.

- But her runway looked like something

we've seen a million times before, including the hair.

- All right, let's talk about Bosco.

- I thought she looked so gorgeous

in her burlesque performance, but it was funny.

- She added that humor. That is so her.

- And then she came out here tonight in that.

- She could have literally been giving out

the Best Actress Award at the Golden Globes.

- I agree with all of you.

[imitates kissing fingers] I just ate the entire thing up.

- Daya Betty.

- She drew blood for this number.

It was a fucking hot performance.

- I actually really enjoyed the performance

more than her runway.

Not so memorable for me.

- Ginger Minj.

- Ginger's performance, I only have two words,

absolute professional.

- The singing, the staging,

all of it was done to perfection.

- She is a star.

I mean, you know, as much as I want to look at

the male dancers, I couldn't.

- I didn't love her leftover takeout meal,

Jiffy Pop number that she wore.

- Compared to some of the others,

it didn't have that fashion edge.

Irene the Alien.

- I had so much fun watching her make fun of the talent show

that she did in her season, while looking like

she was in a Whitesnake video.

And then tonight on the runway,

those wings were absolutely beautiful.

I just had a really good time watching her.

- All right, let's talk about Jorgeous.

- I think Jorgeous' runway look was fitting.

She is a motherfucking star.

- I just didn't love the look so much.

It looked like a cheap version of a Plastique costume to me.

- Ooh.

But the performance, she gave us everything

we want from Jorgeous. And you know what?

Those turkeys make me want to vogue.

And that's all I'm going to say.

- [laughs]

Dame Lydia Butthole Kollins.

- I will never get the image of her

writhing around on the floor as an egg yolk

out of my brain ever.

- I think Lydia is still so young

that she needs some more time to cook.

- [chuckles] - Another egg joke.

- You think she's undercooked? - Yes.

- She's soft-boiled.

- Yes, she is, but she more than

made up for it with that outfit.

- That runway look was expensive looking.

[laughter]

- All right, let's talk about Mistress

- Mistress' performance, I didn't understand.

- I thought she looked really beautiful and snatched,

and then she comes to-- to the runway with this thing

that made her look unsnatched. I hated it.

I really did.

- The chains were just dragging her down.

- All right, silence.

I've made my decision.

Bring back my All Stars.

[laughs]

- [laughs]

Welcome back, All Stars.

I've made some decisions.

[tense music]

Aja, Daya Betty, Irene the Alien,

you were all brilliant this week.

Brilliant and safe.

♪ ♪

Condragulations, you're going through to the grand finale.

[applause]

- I am screaming. I am howling.

Girl, this is the first time in my "Drag Race" career

that I've made it to a finale.

So I'm just here like, baby, let me give myself

a pat on the back. Let's go.

- You may step to the back of the stage.

- Thank you. - Thank you, judges.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[tense music]

- Bosco, Ginger Minj, Jorgeous,

you all did truly exceptional work tonight.

But the winner of this week's challenge is...

♪ ♪

Bosco. - Ah!

Get it. - Work, Bosco.

- Thank you so, so much.

Oh, my God, I'm feeling incredible.

We just won the last Maxi Challenge of the season,

and we're going to the finale! Oh, my God.

- Condragulations.

You've won a cash tip of $10,000.

- Thanks, Dad.

- Ginger, Jorgeous, you are safe.

And condragulations for making it

through to the grand finale.

You three may join the other girls.

[applause]

- Thank you.

♪ ♪

My magnificent Mistress, my beautiful Butthole,

I'm sorry, my dears, but you are both up for elimination.

♪ ♪

Two All Stars stand before me.

♪ ♪

Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me

and save yourself from elimination.

♪ ♪

The time has come for you

to Lip Sync for Your Life.

♪ ♪

- I mean, this is my own offspring,

so, of course, she's going to be an amazing performer.

But I've never lost a lip sync on Drag Race,

so time to just do what I do best.

- It sucks to be in the bottom two with my drag mother.

I love Mistress very much, but I love my spot

in this competition more. I am not going anywhere.

- Good luck and don't fuck it up.

- Hey, Billie, are you there?

[Charlie XCX and Billie Eilish's "Guess"]

[upbeat pop music]

- ♪ You want to guess ♪

♪ The color of my underwear ♪

♪ You want to know what I got going on down there ♪

♪ Is it pretty in pink or all see-through? ♪

♪ Is it showing off my brand-new lower back tattoo? ♪

♪ You want to put 'em in your mouth ♪

- Yes! - ♪ Pull 'em all down south ♪

♪ You want to turn this shit out ♪

♪ That's what I'm talking about ♪

♪ Put, put 'em in your mouth ♪

♪ Pull 'em all down south ♪

♪ You want to turn this shit out ♪

♪ That's what I'm talking about ♪

♪ Yeah, try it, buy it, lick it, spit it ♪

♪ Pull it to the side and get all up in it ♪

♪ Wear 'em, post 'em, might remix it ♪

♪ Eat it up for lunch, you're so delicious ♪

- Yeah! - Yeah!

- Whoo!

♪ ♪

- ♪ I don't have to guess the color of your underwear ♪

♪ Already know what you got going on down there ♪

- For a song about underwear, I don't see any underwear.

I want to see panties!

- ♪ I saw them when you sat down ♪

♪ They were peeking out ♪

♪ I'm going to tell you right now ♪

♪ They're all I'm thinking about ♪

♪ I want to try it, bite it, lick it, spit it ♪

♪ Pull it to the side and get all up in it ♪

♪ Kiss it, ride it, can I fit it? ♪

♪ Charli likes boys, but she knows I'd hit it ♪

- Yeah.

♪ ♪

- Hey, hey! - Yeah!

♪ ♪

[all cheering]

- ♪ Guess, guess, guess, guess ♪

♪ Guess, guess, guess, guess ♪

♪ Guess, guess, guess, guess ♪

♪ Guess, guess, guess ♪

♪ You wanna guess the address of the party we're at ♪

♪ You want to guess if we're serious about this song ♪

- Yes! - Yeah!

- Bitch. - Work sisters.

[applause]

- [sighs]

- All Stars, I've made my decision.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

Lydia...

shantay, you stay.

[applause]

[soft dramatic music]

You may join the other girls.

- Thank you.

The fact that I just sent home

Mistress Isabelle Brooks really does not

make sense in my brain.

It doesn't feel good, but I'm super relieved

to have made it to the finale.

- Mistress Isabelle Brooks, all is not lost.

You still have a chance to reenter the competition.

If one of our regular judges enters you

into the wild card lottery,

you may return next week for

the Lip Sync Smackdown for the Crown.

But for now, sashay away.

- Thank you.

I'm going to go gain all the weight I lost back.

Mwah.

[laughter]

I'm cracked, but I did my best,

and I still have a chance to be the wild card,

and, honestly, I hope I get to twirl on the girls.

Baby, it is going to be a bloodbath,

and it's going to be a fight to the finish.

Mwah. - [laughs]

[applause]

Condragulations, All Stars.

I'll see you in next week's grand finale.

Until then, remember, if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

all: Amen!

- All right, now, if you'll excuse us,

the judges and I have some wild card

lottery business to attend to.

♪ ♪

You may leave the stage. - Thank you.

♪ ♪

- It's time to find out which eliminated queen

will be returning to the competition.

Let's get this wild card lottery rolling.

♪ ♪

Please welcome back "All Stars" champion

and notary public Angeria Paris VanMicheals.

Look at her.

She's just fresh from reading her Bible.

- [laughs]

[applause]

[upbeat music]

- Hey, Angeria. - Hey, Mama.

- Welcome home.

- Oh, thank you for not locking the door this time.

- [laughs]

Now, this season, Michelle Visage, Ross Mathews,

and TS Madison were the only judges to critique

all three brackets, qualifying them to make

wild card nominations.

Moments ago, they each chose one

eliminated All Star that they think

deserves a shot at the crown.

Angeria, you hold their certified nominations

in your dainty little hands.

- Check.

- Angeria, show us who Ross Mathews hath chosen.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

Ross has chosen Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

- Check.

- Angeria, please show us who TS Madison hath chosen.

♪ ♪

Madison chose Kerri Colby. - Check.

- Angeria, show us who Michelle Visage hath chosen.

♪ ♪

Michelle hath also chosen Kerri Colby.

- Check.

- Now, Michelle, with all due respect,

that's my job. Check.

- [laughs] - Oh, pit crew.

♪ ♪

OK, Bruno, time to drop them balls.

One ball for Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

One ball for Ms. Kerri Colby.

And another ball for Ms. Kerri Colby.

Now it's up to the drag gods.

Bruno, do that voodoo that you do so well.

♪ ♪

Bruno, show us which eliminated All Star

will be returning to compete in next week's

Lip Sync Smackdown for the Crown.

♪ ♪

[gasps] Ooh, child.

Michelle, may I please borrow your cellular phone?

- Sure.

- Hello?

This is RuPaul.

Ms. Paul. Bitch, take me off speaker.

- [chuckles] - [chuckles]

- Now, I've got some good news.

How soon can you get here?

[laughs]

- Next time on the Tournament of All Stars.

- Some bitch is coming back. - Oh, fuck.

[doorbell rings]

- There it is. - Not mine.

- To be this season's big winner,

you've got to survive the final

Lip Sync Smackdown for the Crown.

But before you go head-to-head and toe to toe,

there's just one more thing.

- Bitch, what?

[dramatic music]

Do I play the spare or do I fuck shit up?

♪ ♪

- The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race:

Tournament of All Stars" is...

- This is fucking crazy.

- [laughs]

[RuPaul's "ASMR Lover"]

- ♪ You make me feel, whisper in my ear ♪

♪ Whatever you have to say ♪

♪ Long as you whisper to me ♪

♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪

♪ ASMR lover ♪

♪ That's what you are ♪

♪ To me ♪

♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪

♪ ASMR lover ♪

♪ That is what you are ♪