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♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah,
nah, nah, nah ♪
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♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
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Morty! Morty-y-y-y!
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Ohh. Oh, Rick?
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Get the car, Morty!
Get in the car!
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Aw, Rick, I was asleep.
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I was having a little
Morty sleep.
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Morty,
get in the damn car now!
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Get in here!
- Aw, why?
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Get in the fucking car,
Morty!
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He's not coming with you!
Leave him alone!
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I'm calling the police.
I'm calling the police.
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He's sick of it.
He's sick of the adventures.
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Get in the fucking car,
Morty!
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You leave
my brother alone.
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- Get out of here.
- You leave him alone!
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- Get in the car, Morty.
- Get out of here.
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Get in the car.
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Aw, what's going on, Rick?
What's happening?
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We're going on
an adventure, Morty.
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Classic Rick and Morty
bushland adventure.
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We're gonna go for a drive.
Big ole drive, Morty.
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Eight-hour drive.
- Eight hours?
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Wh-- what do ya mean?
W-where are we going?
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Morty, we're gonna go
get me cube.
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We've got to go to Bendigo
to get me green cube.
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We're gonna go
to Bendigo, Morty.
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Aw, Rick, Bendigo?
Isn't that 12 hours away?
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Morty, check it out.
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I did some science
to me portal gun,
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and now it's also
a real gun.
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I've got a real gun,
Morty.
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Why are you holding it
to my head, Rick?
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Morty,
shut the fuck up.
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I'm gonna kill you today,
Morty.
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You're actually gonna die.
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I'm gonna blow your head off.
- Aw, Rick, please.
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If this is a prank,
it's not funny, all right?
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Could you please just stop
the car and let me out?
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It's actually starting
to scare me a lot now.
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Shut the fuck up,
Morty!
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Shut the fuck up!
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I'm so tired of you.
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All you do is winge
and complain.
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It's really getting
on my nerves, Morty!
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I'm gonna kill you and then
I'm gonna kill myself.
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I'm gonna drive this car off
a cliff, and we're gonna die.
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We're gonna die, Morty!
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Aw, Rick, I don't wanna die.
I-I don't wanna die.
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We're gonna die, Morty.
We're gonna die today.
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We're actually gonna die.
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Aw, no, Rick, aw.
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Wait one sec. We gotta go
get some petrol first.
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Morty,
while I fill up the tank
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go get some chips
and shit for the drive.
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Get a paddle pub, Morty.
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Just these and the petrol
for pump 4, thanks.
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Sir, if you want, you can buy
two of these for only $1 extra.
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Aw, nah.
Just this, thanks.
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You can get a bottle of water
from the fridge, 50 cents extra.
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No thank you.
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Do you have
a rewards card, sir?
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Oh, nah, just -- just wanna
buy this stuff, thanks.
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Morty, what's taking so long?!
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Aw, I'm -- I'm stuck.
I can't leave.
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Oh, my God!
You just killed him, Rick!
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He's a bureaucrat, Morty.
I-I don't respect him.
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Um, Rick, I think
you've said that before.
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That's out of context here.
- Nah!
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Oh, no!
I filled it with diesel!
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Oh, shit! Agh!
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Aw, the car's dead,
Morty.
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- What?
- There's nothing we can do.
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We gotta walk, Morty.
We gotta walk to Bendigo.
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It's gonna be eight days, Morty.
- Eight days?
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Eight days to Bendigo
to get me cube.
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- Aw.
- Eight long days, Morty.
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This is our
walking-along-the-highway
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Rick-and-Morty adventure!
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Rick, I've really got to go pee.
Where can I go?
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Aw, don't worry your cute
little Morty head, Morty,
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I'll take you to
the bush dimension.
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You can pee
behind a tree there.
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We're in the bloody
bush dimension, Morty.
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You can pee here.
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Go behind that tree there,
Morty. That one.
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That tree. Do it.
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Yay, Morty. Yay.
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Okay, don't look.
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- Ow! A snake bit me.
- What?
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A snake bit my penis,
Rick.
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Oh, no. I've got to suck
your penis Morty.
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I've got to suck your
little Morty penis
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to get
the venom out now.
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What?
But you're my granddad.
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Aw, come on, Morty.
Just one little suck.
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It'll save your life.
- I-I don't know, Rick.
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Isn't there another way?
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Nope. Sorry, Morty.
It's the only way.
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I've got to suck
your little Morty penis
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Oh, the venom's
really starting to hurt.
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Don't worry, Morty.
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I know a guy
in the bush dimension
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who will be able
to help us.
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We'll go see him.
Old Mate Dougie the bush wizard.
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Let's go!
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♪ ♪
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G'day, Rick.
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Wubba-lubba-dub-dubz.
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- Dad?
- N-no?
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Um... Awkward turtle.
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So how's it goin',
Dougie?
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Me Morty got bitten
by a snake.
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Anythin' you can do?
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Aw, yeah, one sec.
Let me check my bag.
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P-p-put this --
put this on your cock
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What?
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P-put the Witchetty grub
on your cock
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Why?
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Ugh, just put the Witchetty grub
on your cock Morty.
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Aw, geez, I don't know.
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What are you, racist?
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Just put the Witchetty
grub on your cock
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Put the Witchetty grub
on your cock
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Okay, fine.
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I'll put it on there,
I guess.
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Put the
Witchetty grub on your cock
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Uh, okay.
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What now?
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Morty, you're so gullible,
mate.
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- Huh?
- We just pranked ya.
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That's not a bush wizard,
That's your dad.
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Yeah, I knew that.
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Shut up, Morty.
You didn't know.
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Had no idea.
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We made ya put Witchetty grub
on your naked cock
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What about the snake venom?
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Ah, it was earthworm, you idiot.
God, you're dumb.
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What? No.
It was a snake. It bit me.
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Oi, Jerry, jazzy boy.
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We've gotta go to Bendigo.
Can you help us out?
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Oh, nah, nah, nah, nah,
nah, nah, nah, nah.
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Can't take --
can't take yous to Bendigo, nah.
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I can take yous
to Uncle Barry, though.
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He can take you there.
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Aw, yeah, of course.
Uncle Barry.
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Yeah, take us to him,
that'd be great.
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Right. See ya later, boys.
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Oh, I bumped my head.
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Get in the wombat hole,
Morty.
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Welcome to the ancient
bush cave of Uncle Barry.
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Gulla-gulla-gulla-gulla-
gulla- gulla-gulla.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Ow.
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He put fire ants
in my hand.
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- Nah, I didn't.
- They're right there.
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You can see them.
- Shh!
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You're being rude, Morty.
They're goblins.
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Kick the ball.
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Kick the bloody ball.
- Uncle Barry?
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Yeah, mate, that's me.
And who am I speaking to?
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Name's Rick.
Dougie sent me.
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Look, I don't know who you are,
but you look like a top bloke.
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And I know
this is weird to say
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but I feel a strong bond
between us.
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Yeah, I don't know
what it is.
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I-I've only known you
for 15 seconds,
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but it feels like 15 years.
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Grab a fucking stubby, mate.
You're a damn legend.
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Charlene, bring these
ripper legends some stubbies
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and a pack of menthols!
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Sick.
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Kick the ba-a-a-ll.
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Yeah,
kick the bloody ball.
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So where yous off to?
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Me and me mate Morty here
have to get to Bendigo,
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get a green cube.
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Dougie said
you could help.
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Bendigo?
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Yeah, I-I can take
yous to Bendigo.
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Actually, you know what?
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I've gotta go get me
wheel alignment done there.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. No worries.
I'll take you to Bendigo.
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We can go in the ute
after the footy.
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Aw, sweet azz.
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See, Morty, things are
gonna be all right.
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We're going to Bendigo!
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Wait a second.
Who the hell are yous?
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What?
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Oh, no,
his dementia's playing up.
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Uncle Barry's
got dementia.
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How'd yous get into my house?
I don't know who yous are.
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Barry, it's Rick
and Morty, remember?
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You just met them.
Calm down!
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I ain't calmin' down
for no one.
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I don't know these blokes.
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I've never met them
in me life.
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Get out!
Get out of my house!
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Oh, str--
Rick and Morty is over.
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Uncle Barry's off
his bloody rocker.
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Help me, Morty!
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Ohhh, me hubby's dead.
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Morty, you saved me.
You saved me life.
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Ohhh, I'm sorry, Rick.
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I didn't mean
to kill Uncle Barry.
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It was an accident.
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Morty, I know I sometimes
play pranks on you
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like getting Dougie
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to put a Witchetty grub
on your little sausage,
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but you are a true-blue
Australian hero, mate.
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And I wouldn't go on
these crazy Bushland adventures
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with anyone else.
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I love ya, Morty.
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Oh, this is real love.
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Wait. Don't tell me.
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It's me. Uncle Barry.
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My dead soul floated
right into the bloody ute.
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Can you believe it?
I'm ute Uncle Barry!
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- Un-fucking-believable.
- Me husband's a bloody ute.
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Hop in, boys.
We're going to Bendigo.
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- Yes!
- Yes!
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♪ ♪
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Guys,
I'm not gonna lie.
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The last few weeks
have been a bit rough for me.
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I've gone through
some bad personal stuff.
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But when you two came
and yous killed me,
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and me soul went
into the family ute,
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I feel like I've
become a new man.
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I think things are finally
looking up for Uncle Barry.
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Bazzer, you bloody legend.
See you round, mate.
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Right-o.
Take care of yourselves,
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Rick and Morty-y-y-y-y!
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Ahhh, Bendigo.
Beautiful Bendigo.
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Yeah, Bendigo.
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Ahhh.
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What do you see
around you, Morty?
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I see...
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trees, scrubs,
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n-nothing really.
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So... where's the cube?
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I don't know. You're the one
that said it was in Bendigo.
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What the fuck are you
talking about, Morty?
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I never said that.
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What do you mean?
Why are we here then?
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I don't know.
I was following you, Morty.
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♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
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