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What's so different? Uh huh.

Baby. Say what?

What's so different? Uh huh.

Yeah. If you cheated on him, how many times he don't make it?

Yeah. I need to tell you something. Yeah.

My niece is not so for this guy Sammo.

But I tell you what, if I can get Zeke to autograph this CD,

I'll be a favorite uncle forever and ever.

Ha ha. What would you do? Would you trust me?

Would you Where's Tarell, man? This guy said he was gonna hook me up.

Who's Tarell? Tarell?

He's the LAPD press spokesman.

The guy who puts his concert together every year.

And he's Zeke's uncle.

You know what, Sammo?

I'm gonna go wait in the wings, see if I can get this guy coming off stage,

alright? Get an autograph.

Okay. If you...

leave him with the rest? You're creeping on him for me.

What you say, just trust me. How am I to You're telling me If you...

leave him with the rest?

Like a sling nose, you reap what you sow.

And what goes around, will go around till you find out.

I'm trapped out with me, a holder. In all opening.

Did you bring the spring roll?

I'm the last I named you to music.

I knew if I didn't talk to you directly, this thing would get all messed up.

And in the meantime, do you realize we can't get the press trucks off the street?

Because the catering truck is in the way.

What, will you like me to do?

I'd like you to move the truck!

Okay, do you have the keys?

What is this mess with Terrell's?

First you forget the spring rolls.

And by the way, they are my favorite.

And you could have put out a pre-soundcheck spraying or something.

But not that.

I've been busting my hump and I can't even get a snack, man.

Would you like a Twinkie?

Man, I want no damn Twinkie.

What kind of caterer are you, man?

Zeke's down! Chucky's double!

Hey! This is Lieutenant Terrell Parker.

We got a shooting at Persian Square.

I got at least one down.

I need paramedics and backup now!

Ugh! Hey!

What's your problem?

Go, go, go! Yah!

Yah! Yeah, my sister's in with him now.

He just got out of surgery.

Tell him my nephew's in serious but stable condition.

And stress stable.

Also, drop in at the LAPD is gonna come down on those responsible like Thor.

Thor, the Norse god of thunder.

Do I want the big hammer, man?

I wanna see your SAT scores.

Look, I gotta go before you beat the rest of the life out of my statement.

Hey, man. How you doing?

You all arrest anybody yet?

Nah, we're working on it, man.

We want to talk to the Sikh's mother.

I'll talk to them, Trevelle.

I'm not doing Zeke any good sitting in there.

Hi, I'm Linda Meadows.

How are you?

Detective Valone, this is Detective Law.

Hi, nice to meet you.

We're sorry about your son.

Thank you. Now, Miss Meadows, is there anyone you can think of that would want to

harm your son? The only person who really had a problem with Zeke was his booking

agent, Andre Pittman.

Zeke fired him about a month ago.

I was a CPA before I joined the LAPD. I checked Zeke's financial records.

Pittman was skimming.

Skimming? I'm taking a backhoe to my man's profits.

Where can we find Pittman?

Oh, no, he's vanished.

Oh, excuse me, there's Zeke's doctor.

Sammo, Lewis, I want to help you guys.

Your family needs your help.

Don't worry about a thing, Trevelle.

We're working on it, all right?

Coming, Sammo?

Give me one minute. I want to thank you for saving my life.

Don't sweat it, Sammo. You're lucky I got lightning fast reflexes from getting beat

up all those years in kindergarten.

How many years were you in kindergarten?

Well, I don't know how it is in China, but here kindergarten lasts two years.

I'm in your debt.

I must return the favor.

All right, Aladdin.

If I ever need some kung fu lessons or feng shui advice, I'll give you a call.

Sammo, I got us an ID on this dead guy, Isaiah Tatum,

member of the 89th Street Gang.

This guy was a known trigger man, right?

So someone definitely hired these guys to take out Zeke.

Maybe a Pittman.

Maybe. I got some music contacts.

Somebody's got to know where Pittman's all about.

Hey, Grace, how's the missing persons case?

Who is missing? Rainbow, Sally.

Right here, Sammo.

Who was still such an ugly dog?

Tell me about it.

See, it's a cuddle bug.

It's the rage right now, Sammo.

You know, the three stores that carried the rare editions have all been robbed.

But what I'm trying to figure out is why Winship keeps bugging me every five

minutes for an update.

Grace, you got an update?

No, not yet. I'm still working my sources.

Yeah, the Muppets are all lawyered up, Lieutenant.

Ha, ha, ha.

Anybody got an update on Zeke Meadows?

I do.

They took him off the critical list.

He's doing much better now.

Terrell.

Yeah, it's been three years.

Your sister-in-law's birthday.

You spent the whole night trying to avoid me.

Give me some love, dog.

Good to see you, man.

What's up, bro?

Look, I'm really sorry about what happened to your nephew.

We're doing everything we can.

Good, good.

Count me in. See, I've been thinking about this.

I'm sick of hanging around hospitals and Parkerson and dishing out sound bites.

I want to be on the street with you guys.

Could you excuse us for a second?

What's up, bro?

Look, I sympathize with your situation, but trust me.

I got the best people working this case.

I'm sure you do, Ben, but this is personal for me, man.

And last time I checked, my badge looked just like yours.

Terrell, you just don't have the field experience.

I'm not putting you out on the streets.

Ben, I was born out on these streets, man.

You think just because I got an office two doors down from the chief,

I don't still have this town wired?

Plus, who do you think's going to hook you up quickest, me or our job?

Don't worry about Samuel.

He can take care of himself.

Did Samuel happen to mention that I saved his life?

Look, Terrell, I'm only going to say this to you one time.

You're not working this case.

Hey, Samuel, you know that favor you owe me?

I'm ready to cash in now.

No.

What do you mean, no?

You haven't even heard the favor.

I know what it is, but I must respect the lieutenant's wishes.

Well, how about my wishes?

It's my favor.

No, it is my favor, and I will repay it when I'm ready.

Look, Samuel, I don't know how favors work in China,

but here it's like a Barney's store credit.

You go in, you choose a suit you want.

They don't tell you what suit to take.

Too bad.

Too bad?

Too bad.

Fine, don't sweat it.

I'll handle it myself.

Terrell? Terrell Parker, is that you?

Hallie, the light of my life.

Come here, girl, give me a squeeze.

I saw you on television talking about Zeke.

I felt so bad.

I was going to call you.

Don't hey, honey me.

I want a Rainbow Sally update.

Don't worry, we're all over it.

Maddie's birthday is Saturday.

Don't worry, sweetie.

I promise you that Maddie will have a cuddle bug.

God help you if she doesn't, because you will have two very unhappy women to deal

with.

Um, hey, Hallie?

Can I walk you to your car?

That's very nice of you.

Bye, honey.

All right.

So this story doesn't get all twisted around the police grapevine.

They dated six months, three years before Mrs. Winchip and I got married.

That's the last I'm ever talking about it.

Never again.

You got it? You got it?

Got it. All right.

Where were we? We're checking out all the contacts on this Pittman guy here.

Good. Until something else comes in, Lewis, my friend.

I don't like the sound of this.

Yeah, well, I'm going to need your help.

I really don't like where this is going.

I'm now putting you on rainbow sally patrol.

Thanks. Welcome to Cuddlebug Hell.

Yo, everybody take a break.

Take 10. How's my ricky coming, Andre?

Oh, smooth, Floyd, yeah.

I mean, real smooth.

I'm in time, table.

Uh, I just need, uh, I just need a couple more days later on the music, Floyd.

You got till tomorrow.

It's not possible.

What'd you say to me?

Look, it's not impossible, but there's so.

No, but nothing.

Now, Isaiah didn't kill the kid and I ain't stupid enough to try to do it again.

I want to take advantage of the hype while it lasts.

Do you have any idea what this is going to do to sales?

I want my bootleg on the street by Friday.

Oh, you got the one loaded, man.

That's right, man.

Brethren!

Hey, what?

What's going on?

I see you play around town all the time.

Sweet, sweet reggae music.

How come I no hear you on the radio?

We don't have a record deal, see?

No record, no radio.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

That is a crime!

You, shabba, get in the truck and call the police.

That is a crime.

You need a booking agent.

We already have a booking agent, see?

But who is he?

He cannot get you a job.

Andre Pitman.

Pitman, Pitman, Pitman, Pitman, Pitman, Pitman, Pitman.

Where is this Pitman?

He is an accessory to this crime, man!

Why you want to know so much about Pitman?

And why you come to me with this fake accent?

Fake accent?

Man, I was born in Montego Bay.

Don't you laugh in my face, man. My mama sing background for Bob Marley.

Your mama was on a tree?

Yes, she was on a mule.

What's your name, batty boy?

What's your name?

Yeah, what's your name?

She...

Ah!

Okay, look, look, my name is Terrell, man.

Wait, listen, listen.

Pitman did something really bad to somebody close to me.

Why don't you just help a brother out?

I got to find him. Gladly, man.

Pitman is a bum, buck lot, anyhow.

Hasn't paid us in months.

Look, first, he must have been wrong.

And then go up the hill.

When he go up... the stop.

And then when he turn to the left, he go to see Irvine Street, he make a right,

and then all the way down to the...

Hey, can you write this down?

You have a pen?

Yeah, I have a pen. Can you write this down?

Why are we here at 7 in the morning?

I found Pitman, but he's got his whole posse with him, so I need some backup.

You're not supposed to be working on this case.

If Pitman is in here, I will go get him.

Oh, no, I don't know how backup works in China, but I found Pitman, okay?

And if he's in L.A., possession is nine tenths of the law.

Fine.

Okay.

We gotta figure out what we're dealing with in here.

There are at least five men inside.

Maybe more. But you got x-ray vision, you see through walls or something?

How you know that? Three cars there, seven cigarette butts in here,

two cigar butts here, so?

Fine. Get down, Sherlock, see, you gotta teach me Yeah, one day.

I will go around back, you wait here.

If everything is clear, I will come and get you.

Bet.

What's the bet?

It's a figure of speech.

Like you hit my fist like this, it's like, give me five, give me pound,

give me some dat. Bet.

Now you got it. I'll be right here, man.

Bet that I'm going inside, that's what you bet on.

Okay, we got the percussion, let's lay down the bass next.

Celine! Who the hell is this?

Celine Dion, you Celine Dion?

Hey, this here's a closed session, now you're gonna have to leave.

I'm a limo driver, man, I'm looking for Celine Dion.

Bonjour! Buenos tardes!

Celine!

I've been out here blowing the limo horn, knocking on the door,

for about an hour and a half.

Can't you hear? No, you see, this place is soundproof.

Well, I'm sorry, big man, I didn't mean to scream at you and everything,

but y'all messing with my money.

See, I gotta be at the airport in an hour, and Master P got paper, he be tipping,

he just be throwing tips all over the place.

What's your name, bro? Roger.

Hi, Roger, let me ask you another question.

Have you seen a heavyset Chinese man look like a caterer?

Drop the gun. Yo, drop it, I will kill you.

Not before I kill Roger.

And little Roger, too.

You better talk to him, man.

And be quick about it.

Oh, there's Celine.

Don't move!

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! That's all I know, really.

This one is Piedmont, huh?

That's the one. Book him, Samuel.

And then Samuel comes in and he like super flies the guys while I take down

Pittman. How much of this is actually true?

All of it. Except I took down Pittman too.

Be that as it may, Ben, we make a good team.

I mean, we're like Crockett and Tubbs on Miami Vice if Crockett was Chinese and

Tubbs was a better dresser.

Yeah.

Well, thanks for the assistance, Terrill.

We'll take it from here.

Whoa, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.

I mean, technically Pittman's my collar.

You wouldn't have Jack if I hadn't aroused the last emperor out of his bed.

Plus, he wants me as his partner, don't you, Samuel?

Yes.

You do?

He knows the boy. He also knows the neighborhood.

Say hood is much cooler.

Hood. And he's right, I do.

And you'll take full responsibility for him?

He can't help.

I think that's yes in Chinese, Ben.

All right.

I'll allow it under one condition.

I don't want to see him. Oh, you won't.

You will not see me.

I'll be standing in Samuel's shadow.

Look, look. You don't even see me.

I'm not even here.

Peace,

Ben. Excuse me.

You can't even see me.

Elaine, Corinza, we are charter members of the CBMAA. The what?

The Cuddlebug Mothers Association of America, Los Angeles branch.

And as the president, I am demanding to know what you people are doing about

recovering those stolen sallies.

Now,

I'm

Ma'am, believe me, we are doing everything in our power to track them down. Just

what am I supposed to tell my daughter?

We have been on the waiting list for Rainbow Sally for exactly six months.

Do you want me to show you what I have for her instead?

That's right. Now, what do you think about that?

It's all right, sweetheart. You made her cry.

Now, I want you to think about that.

I just want you to think about that.

I want Rainbow Sally.

Rainbow Sally.

We want Rainbow Sally.

We want Rainbow Sally!

We'll go in there and we'll do the old good cop, bad cop routine.

I'll be the bad cop.

No, you'll be a good cop.

I don't want to be the good cop.

I don't want to be the bad cop.

No, I can't be better bad cop than you.

OK, fine, Sammo.

I'll go in. I'll be the good cop.

I'll butter him up. And when he drops his defenses, I'll signal you,

and you jump all over.

How will you signal me?

Um, oh, I'll take my coffee cup.

And when it hits the table, that'll be the signal.

And you bad cop all over his ass.

So, Dre, can I get something to drink, man?

Coffee, tea, cold beverage?

No. Thanks.

What's his problem?

Oh, see, Sammo knows that we can't go to lunch until we finish his interrogation.

So why don't you tell me, Dre, who shot a nice kid like Zeke?

I didn't have anything to do with that.

Oh, so you just happened to be making the bootlegging.

Oops! Zeke gets popped. I didn't shoot him!

Dre, you know what's going to surprise you, Dre?

I believe you. You know why I believe you, Dre?

Because you're too damn stupid to be in this all by yourself.

Who's behind the curtain pulling the strings?

I can't see!

You can't see? Well, that's too bad, Dre.

Because we're going to be here a while.

Do you have any idea what happens to me if I talk?

Any idea?

We got all day, Dre.

All day. Ah!

Where is your boss? What about a deal?

Talk now! OK, OK, Floyd Cross.

Floyd Cross.

He did it. It was Floyd.

He gave up Floyd Cross.

We got a good thing going here, except you jumped the gun.

I didn't give you the signal. Turn right up here.

Who is Floyd Cross?

Floyd Cross is like Al Capone here in LA. Pull up on the right and stop.

So he hired the shooters?

That's what I'm thinking. I mean, LAPD's been trying to put a tag on him for years,

but he slides off cops like Pam.

Who is Pam?

Pam is a Greece thing.

She's from Greece?

No, no, Pam is Greece.

Never mind.

Talk about this later.

What are we doing here?

It's a little personal something, so.

You got the package?

Yo, you got the knot, homie.

Money ain't no thing.

Have a nice day.

You too.

Rainbow Sally, the only one in LA. You play with those?

No.

See, I got this for Winship.

I feel if I help him out, maybe he'll let You dated his wife.

Don't count on it.

There's Floyd.

Let me do the talking.

Oh, good idea, Sam.

I'll play to your strengths.

Floyd Cross, my man.

How you doing, bro?

Hey, hey, what's up with all the frostbite?

Terrell Parker, I'm a friend of Pittman's, man.

We met at a Prince concert.

You told me if I ever wanted to get into bootleg CD business, swing by.

I don't know Andre Pittman.

Yes, you do, Floyd.

He told me you bankrolled that bootleg CD on that kid, Zeke.

You even tried to shoot him and kill him, Floyd, just to boost sales, didn't you,

Floyd? Man, get this fool out of my face.

LAPD. So y'all the cops, huh?

Tell you what. You want to arrest me, slap on the cuffs.

Otherwise, step aside and let me pass.

I'm gonna be a fair ass hooch in your face.

With breaking news in the hour, it's very exciting.

We've got Jillian up in the eye of the sky.

Don't listen to this. The high speed chase continues.

The CHP has been in pursuit of the truck.

Oh, man, I wish we were near a TV. I love watching these things.

This is actually one of the best things about living in LA.

...trademark pursuit.

The truck is slowing...

This guy's gonna jump out and run.

Watch. Hundred dollars, bet?

Bet. ...kind of chugging along here.

of gas.

So, now the truck is turning...

See

See how stupid criminals are here?

Just dumb!

Hey! Don't you know you can't outrun the cops?

Idiot! And there it goes.

The driver is abandoning his vehicle... gunpoints. ...

to be admitted. let me the hell out of here.

I saw right there.

Grab the wheel!

What are you trying to do?

What are you hiding back there?

Come on, give it to me. Come on, give it up.

Give it!

A cuddle bug?

No! Man, that was rainbow salad!

What are you gonna do, cry, little girl?

Samo. I can't!

In a time now. What are you doing back there?

I have Tourette, and when I'm stressed out, it can get bad.

Jerk. Tourette, I told you.

Samo, would you do something, please?

Ow!

Are you okay?

What was that? You almost put me through the windshield.

If you're gonna do something crazy like that, Samo,

you gotta give a brother a signal.

I winked. You winked?

You told me to do something.

I'm driving next time. Let's go.

Look, before she says a word, I want some kind of immunity, or protection,

or something.

I mean, we know the culprit very, very well, and if she's not your suspect,

this could make Carpool very awkward.

We'll do our best.

So, what do you know?

Samantha, sweetheart, tell the nice cops what you know.

Well, I was having a playdate with Alexandra.

That would be Carranza.

That is Elaine Carranza's daughter.

She's the head of the cuddle bug group.

And that's where I saw them.

Okay, honey, um, what did you see?

Go ahead.

The missing rainbow sallies.

We were playing hide and seek, and I was gonna hide in the spare bedroom.

It was supposed to be locked, but it wasn't.

So I went in, and there they are.

Wow. That was wonderful.

Leave us. Yo, Floyd, thanks for bailing me out, man.

You know the friends you got, Pittman?

You see how relaxed I am, even though you sent the LAPD to see me?

I didn't send the cops to see you, Floyd.

I didn't say anything.

That really hurts me, man.

I didn't say anything, yo, Floyd, man.

It's okay.

It's all good, baby.

You're gonna be okay. It's okay.

It's all good, baby. You and me, we're good. You really got some brass ones,

don't you?

Ah! Well, hey, I guess they ain't so brass after all.

Ah!

I can still produce some bootlegs, Floyd.

Now, how's that? Cops took all your dat copies, didn't they?

Yeah, but I can get Zeke's originals.

I know where they are.

Good answer. I made some calls for us.

Remember the benefit we did with MTV about a month ago?

I called our friend George at MTV, right?

George hooked me up with this guy named MC Toasty.

Toasty knows a lot about the bootleg biz.

And he went to high school at Crenshaw with my cousin Winston,

OK? So because he know Winston, he gave me the hookup.

Listen to this.

There's a guy who's the king of the bootleg business named Leon Taylor, aka Skunk.

He does all the distribution and handles everything for Floyd Cross.

But you probably know all this from Sammo.

No? Heh.

I am shocked. Look, I took the liberty of pulling Skunk's sheep.

He runs an exotic car dealership on Wilshire.

If we get Skunk, he gives us Floyd.

Yes!

That's not too bad.

Hey, Ben, I'm just trying to be helpful, man.

Any little tiny thing I can do.

We need to set Skunk up.

Yeah, but we gotta find somebody that don't look like a cop.

You know, somebody that won't suspect.

Got any ideas?

How's that earpiece working?

Can you hear us? Yes.

Good.

Rock and roll, Sam.

And your tie is real fly.

No, no, no.

I have to get these things unloaded before Friday.

Okay? So?

So make it happen.

I can't talk right now, okay?

Okay.

All right.

Later.

Hello!

How are you?

Good to see you.

Hey, you interested in this Corvette?

It's beautiful.

It's a classic.

Come on, hop in.

Let me show you.

And... Ooh. Ooh, ooh, ooh.

Huh?

Huh? What do you think?

Not very Ruby.

Hey, Ben, um...

I mean, you know Hallie and I dated, but...

it really wasn't a big deal.

Yeah. Yeah, I know that, Terrell.

She's a nice girl and everything, but I really wasn't into it.

You know, it wasn't like she had me screaming out her name in my sleep and

everything. You know?

Yeah.

I forget I said that.

I'm sorry.

Well, you don't have to explain anything to me.

I mean, she's a nice girl.

You a lucky man, bro.

I know that.

Shoot, she one of the best...

cooks I've ever known.

Sam, how you doing in there?

How about a 1962 Chevrolet Biscayne 409?

I'm not here for a car.

I'm here for CDs.

I want you to press Bullock CDs for me to sell in Taiwan.

Uh...

I'm not sure that I can help you with that.

Maybe I wrote it down wrong.

It says to talk to skunk.

Well, if that's what it says...

I'm skunk.

Good.

Give me some dap. Dap?

My dog, I told him that.

So, what kind of music are you selling?

Huh? What kind of music are you selling?

Uh, what kind of music am I selling?

All hot artists.

All hot artists?

Like who?

Busy bone, corrupt, cannabis, buster rhymes.

Busy body, corrupt, and cannabis, and buster rhymes.

Why did you have to say all that?

He could have been a Taiwanese guy pressing CDs.

Oh, I forgot my Taiwanese list of pop artists, Ben.

Where'd you say you were from?

Hmm? Where'd you say you were from?

Howie P.D. Fuck!

Ooh.

Those master tapes are gonna be around here somewhere.

No way I

can't look at stuff. What the hell are you doing here?

What are you doing here? Lynn? Baby. Long time no see. here?

Well, I came to pick something up.

You see, when your son terminated my services, he forgot to give me my severance.

Oh, you greedy bastard.

You've already stolen hundreds of thousands of dollars from Zeke.

Now you have the nerve to come into my home?

That is pretty brave talk, Lynn.

Get out. Get out of my house.

Not without the tapes.

No.

I gotta have the masters, Lynn.

Get them.

Get off of me!

Ow!

Y'all, I was telling

you. You can't be here.

You OK? Pittman took all of Zeke's recordings.

Let me see.

You're gonna be OK. It's over now.

You're gonna be OK. Yeah. All right, give it to me, Lou.

That's the home of our cuddle bug suspect.

Came to make the arrest, but she wouldn't open the door.

Brace yourself, Lieutenant.

She's holed up inside, threatening to destroy all the cuddle bugs.

What?

No, no, no, no, no, no.

She can't do that.

I want to talk to her.

Here, here, we've got her on the phone. We've tried everything.

Let him try.

This is personal.

Hello, Elaine. This is Lieutenant Benjamin Winchin.

I don't care who you are. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, Elaine.

Elaine, I know what you're going through.

I do.

Nobody understands.

Elaine, look.

I am not here to speak to you today as a police officer, but as a parent,

from one parent to another.

I understand the pressures, Elaine.

The cuddle bugs, the newest sneakers, the latest video game,

just because some kid down the street has got one.

Just when you think you finally made them happy, there's always something else,

isn't there?

I know.

I've been there, Elaine.

I know you don't think I have been, but I have been there.

I've been the Toys R Us, with my kids kicking and screaming,

and I've been collapsed in the aisle because they wanted me to spend $86.

50 for a water gun.

Lieutenant?

LAPD. Drop the cuddle bugs and get on the ground.

All right, men, move in.

Let's get those hands up in the air.

Hands up.

Come up where we can see them.

That's a great job, Lieutenant.

Great job.

Yeah, thanks. I wonder what the status of those cuddle bugs are.

You know the status of the cuddle bugs.

They're evidence in the case.

Yeah?

They're going to be holed up in court for at least six months.

Easy.

Even Rainbow Sally?

Even Rainbow Sally.

What? Here's

to the new record. Okay, cheers to that.

So what's the status?

On these? Oh, man.

Yo, 500,000 units, yo.

All in Skunk Factory.

All ready for delivery, dog.

That's what I'm talking about.

Good job, good job. Yeah. Who's this?

No, no, let her through, let her through.

Hi. You, uh, care to join us?

I can't.

But I, uh, do have a present for you.

I guess you could say it's from your friend Skunk.

He said I'd find you here.

What's this?

A warrant for your arrest for various shooting, attempted murder,

and piracy charges.

Nah, you're crippled. Excuse me, bruh.

Yo, play of the party's over.

Hell no, it ain't going down like that.

Ah! Break it, break it.

We can't make

it.

Compton Karate for your ass.

Bring it on.

You are the one who shot Zee.

I'm gonna have that suit back for the Temptations by midnight.

Where's Tyrell? Time Oh baby.

Yeah, of course.

Look, I... They're evidence in a case, Pally.

Evidence! Look, I could get any other cuddle bug in the world, any other one,

but why does it have to be a Rainbow Sally?

Talk to me. How much? $500!

Man, I'm a public servant.

I ain't got no $500 for Rainbow Sally.

Man, come on, cut me some slack.

If I had Super Bowl tickets, I would trade for Super Bowl tickets.

I ain't got Super Bowl tickets, okay?

I... Oh, God, man, you...

You don't... Let me call you back, dog.

Made in China.

You did this for me? Now we are even.

Come give me some dabs, Emma.

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah! I want you to press the rice above.

It's about 30%...

Oh, my God! Do you like a rat?

A rat? Apparently a Twinkie in China is a rat.

Ah! And I said...

If you said it once, you should have said it again.

And I said, I will do the talking.

And I said, I will do the talking. Hey, I don't speak Chinese.