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A promising start.

A hearse and the Splatter Patrol.

That's life. Or the end of it.

We should be going that way, too.

Let's get a move on then.

Want a sip?

Not while I'm driving.

We're the middle of the forest and almost there.

You'll never catch up with us.

Alright then.

Watch out!

Where did it go?

We didn't-- - Nothing happened.

We didn't hit it.

Hit what? Why did we brake?

A kid stood there, then it just vanished.

What kid? - Go check where it got to.

Go.

Anyone out there?

It ran that way, scared.

Go and check that it's okay.

Alright, I'll go.

What's keeping Toni?

No! Help!

Help!

No!

Help, no!

Newlyweds' disappearance after Midsummer festivities shocks village

Have you seen this couple? Please contact the police.

Two cyclists disappeared in Kerttilä

Kerttilä Cult rumoured to be involved

REPORT ANY SIGHTINGS

Long-term inbreeding's impact on genetics and health

Physical asymmetry and other deformities

Neurological and cognitive disorders

Skeletal deformities

Dental problems

Massive fire rages in Kerttilä Village

SNOW ANGEL OF VENGEANCE

SIX MONTHS LATER Your childhood traumas

have triggered emotional blocks within you.

The religious cultism you've been exposed to in your family

often surfaces later in adulthood.

One way or another.

How is your impulse control?

You mentioned feeling occasional violent emotions.

Have you managed to control them?

I haven't hit anyone.

Relationship disillusionment

is bound to raise feelings of anger.

I'm prescribing you a month's sick leave.

And the tranquil nature as the remedy.

Okay.

But you shouldn't be alone now.

Do you have a relative or a friend

who could accompany you on this vacation?

I've got a friend I could ask.

Rent a cabin surrounded by peaceful nature

and avoid thinking about these troubling things.

We'll schedule a new appointment and see how things are.

Except I don't think I can afford that.

I have a remedy for that as well.

I haven't been there myself, but our company purchased

this lakeside cabin for occasions like this.

And best of all, your insurance covers it all.

It pays for the whole thing.

This is starting to sound good.

It seems to have helped other patients, too.

After resting there,

they haven't contacted us since.

Welcome, step right in.

Hello, hello!

Make yourselves comfortable!

Everyone got something to drink?

Welcome!

How's your evening been, my beauty?

Has Ninnu dozed off?

What about Niina? - She's okay with it.

Is everything alright?

Of course not, given what happened.

No, it's not.

I'm a total wreck.

But at least I got the remedy.

A month in some remote backwater.

Wouldn't like to go alone into some forest.

I'll come with you.

I've got nothing to do, I got laid off from work.

You'd come with me? - Yeah, yeah.

We'll start searching online right after the sauna.

I've already got a cabin for us.

Have a look.

Cool-looking place, isn't it? And it's free, too.

Say what? How come? - Yep.

It's in some place called Kerttilä.

Maps says it's a four-hour drive.

It's really in the middle of nowhere.

So we're off to Kerttilä?

Are you serious? - Yeah.

You're the best.

Right. Let's go!

Yes! Four hours in the car!

Time will fly.

You get to listen to my jokes.

That's the best part.

Got any idea where we are?

This should be the right way.

We've been on this road for quite a while now.

Who was the champion orienteer at school?

I always get there.

Watch it!

I'll do the navigating from here on.

I had it all under control.

Look! Isn't that the place?

Yeah. At least we're heading in the right direction.

That was weird.

What was?

I thought I saw a kid by the roadside.

I bet they don't even have a WC.

I don't need one.

I nearly jumped out of my skin!

Are you lost? - Not really.

In fact...

Can you tell us how to get here?

I need to push on.

How do we get there?

I love it how the police gives you

such precise directions.

When he came up to the car, I almost pissed my pants.

KERTTILÄ VILLAGE STORE

So. You're here already.

We're going here.

Any idea which way we should go? - Sure.

How many are you?

Me and my friend. Why?

Good. Very good.

Would you have a map?

Not many houses here, you'll find it too.

We, too?

I'll take these.

How much is it?

The ring's fine for a swap.

I'm sorry, I can't give it to you.

I have money.

Here.

Can I have my change?

We don't give change for paper money.

Right.

Well.

That should get me this too, right?

Bloody hell!

That was a weird one.

And look at that one.

This village must've missed out on development aid.

Yeah, right.

At least I got this map. A bit pricey, though.

Must be a collector's item. But it'll take us there.

MISSING

There.

There's the snowmobile we saw in the brochure.

We'll have a shit-cool vacation. - Yep.

I'll be an angel when I die.

You're one already.

And if I see Mikko I'll be a hell's angel.

Get even with him, go bang his brother.

Fuck, no.

As angry and bitter I am,

I'd never stoop that low.

Yeah, better to hold on to your dignity.

But hey!

On the shrink's orders, let's forget all this crap

and enjoy the evening?

How about we get totally wasted?

Let's do it. Totally wasted.

This place hasn't been used for a while.

He did say others have been here,

just not when.

Should we call him and ask for a cleaner?

No, we're not paying anything for this.

Then we'll fix the place up ourselves.

Get our stuff from the car, and we can relax.

Yeah.

At least I don't have to watch this idiot.

Guess what I've been thinking?

Right now, all I want to do

is to start fresh somewhere else.

What's holding you back?

All this.

Like what?

Well, this.

I mean, all I've got is you.

You're all I've got too.

Let's go away together, be like Thelma and Louise.

Who are they?

It's a movie, we'll watch it some evening.

You ride this like a maniac!

Yes! This is the life!

You rode it like hell at times.

So did you.

It was awesome.

Why did we stop?

Because of these weird tracks.

Someone else has been here, too.

So lovely to be here.

Away from the city bustle and stupid people.

Thanks for taking me.

I wouldn't have taken anyone else.

What is it?

My stomach's acting really weird.

Should we put up a privy?

I think I'll manage.

Drink some of this. - Thanks.

Maybe it's just stress coming out?

Could be.

Should we start moving before it gets dark?

I can take us back, even in the dark.

I found this place, too.

Because I spent a ton on the map.

And now we don't have it.

Have a little faith!

Hi!

Hi, long time no see!

How's it going?

I'm out snowmobiling with Suvi.

We're staying in this lovely cabin.

It's so peaceful here, no city noise or crowds.

What you looking at?

I thought I saw something.

I heard what Mikko did.

I'm sorry I haven't called for a while.

I've had so much work I'm about to lose my mind.

It's alright.

My fingers are freezing. Can we call later?

Yeah, we'll get back to it.

Okay. Bye.

Oh shit.

Did you drink too much yesterday?

This is something else.

Are you pregnant?

I hope not.

Huh? You are?

Whose is it?

If I am, it's Mikko's.

We'll get a pregnancy test and find out.

Maybe this is something else.

I really hope I'm not pregnant.

Would you go and buy it?

I don't want to go there, the last time was too grim.

Sure I can go.

Let's see now. I hope they got them.

Hi, uh...

Would you have pregnancy tests?

My friend needs one.

Friend?

The pretty woman you sold that overpriced map to.

You ought to know if something's growing inside you or not.

My sons needed no tests to tell me they were coming.

Just piss on the stick now.

Thanks for the great service!

Does everyone here look a bit retarded?

The men, I mean.

A bit more handsome ones would be nice,

make the month pass faster.

The ones outside looked pretty moronic.

Out of my store!

So don't you like normal people here?

We don't like sluts here.

Whores, whores!

Bloody hell.

I want to do it right away.

Here?

Definitely not.

But right away anyway.

So, here. I saw a WC sign over there.

I'll go there then.

I'll wait in the car.

Start driving. - What?

Did you do the test? - Drive!

Do it!

Well? - No.

I don't know, some weird freak attacked me.

What? What did it do?

He had no time to act, but I didn't want to push my luck.

He would've raped me. It happened so fast.

Should we call the police?

Definitely not. I hit him back.

Let's just drive to the cabin.

What?

Hi.

Lovely to hear your voice. Everything alright?

Where are you?

Somewhere in Körttilä, in the middle of fucking nowhere.

But it's all cool.

I can't talk now, my battery's dying.

How about I come over-- - I don't want to see you.

We need to talk.

We got nothing to talk about.

Except that I just tried a pregnancy test.

What?

You're not coming here, I've got to go now.

Bye.

Hold the fort for the rest of the evening.

Aha. Got it.

Minna, someone to see you.

What do you want?

Well?

Nice to see you two, it's been a while.

No, seriously. How are you?

You came here to ask me that? - Yeah, yeah.

And what the hell is that Körttilä where your sis is?

We should meet.

Ask her, I don't know.

Said she's in a cabin in some quiet place.

I've got to get back to work.

Wait, wait, Minna. - Well?

Well.

I'm officially fair game now, so--

Okay, Mikko, bye-bye!

No luck. Some tasty meat from the counter?

Shut up.

Bye, then.

Körttilä.

Kerttilä.

Pellonperä.

That has to be it.

Yo, yo. Whereabouts are you at?

At the gym, why? - I can come pick you up.

I'll explain better then. I'll be there in a minute.

Yo, yo, yo.

Well? - A good workout?

No, you interrupted it.

Sorry. - Well?

I think I know where Niina is.

We could go and sort things out.

Any sense in going and getting yelled at?

Let's take all the shit at once.

Maybe she won't hate us the rest of her life.

She'll hate me anyway.

I don't think meeting her will help.

Let's get this over with.

Come along, it's fun to drive with you.

I guess I'll come then. - Okay.

Something happened.

What? - I don't know.

But we have to check.

Shit. We blew a tyre.

And here's a poker lying on the road.

How the hell did it get there?

How would I know? But I know we haven't got a spare.

What do we do? - We need to call for help.

But I want to get out of here now.

Yeah, but how?

I don't know, maybe by taxi.

Think how much it'll cost!

Let's call Mia or Katariina or someone

who gets us the hell out of here.

My phone is in the cabin.

And my battery's dead, the idiot keeps calling me.

My phone's pretty much dying anyway.

The cabin can't be too far away.

We don't have much of a choice.

Let's hurry then.

What are you doing here?!

I've told you, when we've got prey

you don't hang around here scaring them away!

Where's Adolf?

Your brother's stomach must be acting up again.

Sits on the throne all day long.

Take him away, you need to go.

Kratti will be hungry soon, I'll come with your son shortly.

Soon as I close the store, get a move on now.

Bloody kid.

No!

Kratti! What have you done?

Kratti won't abide this!

What's this?

I've seen that somewhere before.

How did it get there?

Hell, no!

Can't be true.

What is it? Tell me.

It's an ancient cult symbol.

When someone is chosen.

That's just bullshit. Someone tries to scare us.

Did you leave the door open?

Of course not. Right?

What's happening here?

Words melt in my mouth

talk tumbles down

touching my tongue

trashing on my teeth!

Rarely come we together

united by the blood of Kratti's new bride

sharing our power

in the lands of Kerttilä of the North!

Go!

O Kratti, Supreme Devil, grant us your mercy!

From this first blood, grant us your powers.

I don't believe this.

We're leaving now.

Where's my phone?

I left it on this table, it's gone now.

You have a charger? Mine's gone.

Hey, the snowmobile's there.

Right, we'll ride some 400 km on a snowmobile.

You think we got enough gas?

What else can we do?

We'll ride to the store in the morning.

Phone for help there, or ask the cop for a ride.

Let's calm down now, no rash action.

I think we're safe here.

This is not real.

This too. What the fuck's going on?

Let's hope the power comes back soon.

Huh?

That's their car.

Why is it here? Did they run out of gas?

Or they got a puncture.

Seems to be going around.

Where can they be?

Must've walked to the cabin.

It can't be far away now.

Okay.

Someone's here!

Wonder if this is it?

Looks like no one's there.

No lights are on.

This place gives me really bad vibes.

You'd better stay in the car at first.

I don't know how mad Niina will be.

Yeah, right. - Hey.

I'll be right back.

You better be.

We must get out of here fast.

For real?

If Niina doesn't kill us

you'll drive us fast as hell to the nearest hotel.

I'm not staying here any longer than I have to.

I promise to be quick.

In there, not in the hotel.

Go now.

You're just great.

Niina.

Niina!

Why the hell are you here?

Lovely to see you. - Yeah, but not you.

Come on, honey.

Seriously, why are you here?

We wanted to sort out this whole mess.

What do you mean, we?

We thought the local weirdos had come.

No, just me and--

Shut your mouth!

I, the guardian of values

follower of the symbols of Kerttilä's Kratti.

For my brother, you will be given to the Devil.

You shall not rise from there, until freed from life

and sacrificed to Kratti.

Stop it!

Help me!

Let me go, I promise not to tell anyone!

Niina!

Suvi!

Suvi!

I'll kill you.

Mikko.

Mikko.

Hands off me, scumbag!

Take her to Kratti!

Kill her! We'll come for that one tomorrow.

Mimmi?

Where am I? I'm freezing.

Come in.

Take this.

This is just sick.

Instead of a fine cabin holiday

a horrible LARP group attacked us.

They killed Mikko.

Where is he?

He lies in some sled.

I saw some tracks, he's been dragged up the hill.

So he's been taken to the same place as Suvi.

They'll come for me, too.

Let's take turns keeping watch at that window.

We'll see them coming and have time to hide.

Yeah. - One can rest, the other can keep watch.

Let's do so.

Please, don't!

Dear God, save me!

We don't talk like that here!

Hey.

Can we switch places? - Yeah.

You scared me.

Can you see fine that way?

Yeah, just fine.

Good thing you're there so I can rest a bit, too.

Niina, Niina! They've come back!

We've got time to hide.

To the sauna. No!

Upstairs.

Dark paths, your footsteps follow me

My heart is broken, doomed to ice

You're chasing me in vain, I've stepped to the shadow's side

halfway to where I'll be out of reach

Darkness takes over you, I feel it

And when I look into your eyes I see the devil!

You can't have me

I won't let go of myself

You can't find me

Through the dark gaze I find my way

to the Angel of Vengeance

ONE WEEK LATER

Idiot!

Not in daylight.

Bring it in quickly.

Halfwit!

Where is Urmas?

Go find him, don't just stare there!

Wake up, shithead!

Are you alright? - Leave me alone!

Kratti will be here soon. - Calm down!

I'll help you out of here.

We'll be wed.

Kratti is coming, we'll be wed.

What the hell have they done to you?

I will marry Kratti.

Ursula says that Kratti will feast on warm meat.

Plenty of warm food.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Oh shit!

I'll help you out of here.

Where's Mama? - There you go.

Let's get out of here fast. Maybe you'll wake up.

Is Kratti coming too? Will he follow us?

No one will follow us!

That's just a pile of branches and bones.

Kratti will find us!

What can you tell me about those guys?

Kratti is The Supreme God, he craves blood.

That disgusting dummy?

Kratti, their god.

He wants warm blood.

Warm blood.

You've got to concentrate!

Where am I?

You've got to hide here for a couple of days.

Can you tell me what those guys were?

Kratti must be kept satisfied.

Last time an outsider moved in here

Kratti got angry.

Burned down half the village.

Now they just inbreed.

And sacrifice newcomers to Kratti.

I escaped once, but they caught me.

Where you going?

I still got a couple of things to do.

Don't leave me, Kratti will find me!

They will to sacrifice me as its bride.

You'll be safe here. I'll come right back.

Forgive me.

The hell you're whining about?

Forgive me.

Forgive you? Not a chance!

Your shitpile of a bro, or son, didn't get forgiven either.

Where are you?

Get a move on!

No!

Now Kratti is angry!

The bride is gone!

You seen the boys?

They were to pick up a load here an hour ago.

Haven't seen them.

Well go and find them! Stop gawking there!

You wanted to be the Chief Constable.

Yes, Mama.

What a bloody idiot, playing at being a cop.

O Kratti! Supreme god!

Heavensholder, worldbearer!

Come forth in our need,

answer our summons!

Beloved Kratti!

Deliver us your strength!

Grant me to slay this avenger!

Protect my progeny,

the rise of a new Kratti!

No, no, no, no. no!

You bring Kratti's wrath upon yourself!

Did my friends want you to bleed them dry?

I'm not afraid of your mouldy dummy.

Release me!

Kerttilä's Kratti will soon rise

and tear you limb from limb!

What's all the fuss about that cow?

No, no, no!

You unleash a great demon on the whole world!

Yes, I unleash it on you!

Oops.

Yes, I've got her in my car.

I'll handle this, I'm taking her home.

I was thinking of having a bit of fun.

Kratti will understand, I'll bring her in then.

You'll bring them here now, got it?

Yes, Mama. I'll bring her in.

Kratti, you hellspawn!

Just wait, my boys will be back any minute now!

Oh, your boys. One's in the lake,

another choked sobbing in the sauna.

The third one's there in the forest.

Even if you get rid of us,

Kerttilä's Kratti will haunt you the rest of your life.

Your daughter got a nasty crack on her head.

No, it's Kratti, literally.

And your art installation came crashing down.

You'll regret this--

It's only me. - I'm sorry.

It's alright, I'm used to worse.

I'll help you up from there.

It hurts.

Press on that wound.

Shit, no. The snowmobile keys.

In that pocket all the time.

What's that now?

Will you take her to the hospital?

I've got to do one more thing.

Yeah, of course.

Mama.

My dear child.

My dear child.

Kratti knew this.

You just wait.

I understand that your sister's disappeareance

weighs on you.

The uncertainty.

Disappearances like these,

with no body ever found, are the hardest.

I'd so like to know what's happened to Niina.

Or where she is!

I guess we don't have that info.

Our company has a cabin where you could rest.

Do you have a friend who could come along?

And the best part is, it won't cost you anything.

Your insurance will cover it.

Here's how you get there.

And here's the key.

Subtitles by Mikko Lyytikäinen / Movision