All language subtitles for Keke Soikkeli - Koston enkeli. Angel of Vengeance - Finnish with German Subs

A promising start.

A hearse and
the Splatter Patrol.

That's life.
Or the end of it.

We should be
going that way, too.

Let's get a move on then.

Want a sip?

Not while I'm driving.

We're the middle of
the forest and almost there.

You'll never
catch up with us.

Alright then.

Watch out!

Where did it go?

We didn't--
- Nothing happened.

We didn't hit it.

Hit what?
Why did we brake?

A kid stood there,
then it just vanished.

What kid?
- Go check where it got to.

Go.

Anyone out there?

It ran that way, scared.

Go and check
that it's okay.

Alright, I'll go.

What's keeping Toni?

No! Help!

Help!

No!

Help, no!

Newlyweds' disappearance after
Midsummer festivities shocks village

Have you seen this couple?
Please contact the police.

Two cyclists disappeared
in Kerttilä

Kerttilä Cult rumoured
to be involved

REPORT ANY SIGHTINGS

Long-term inbreeding's impact
on genetics and health

Physical asymmetry
and other deformities

Neurological and
cognitive disorders

Skeletal deformities

Dental problems

Massive fire rages
in Kerttilä Village

SNOW ANGEL OF VENGEANCE

SIX MONTHS LATER
Your childhood traumas

have triggered emotional
blocks within you.

The religious cultism you've been
exposed to in your family

often surfaces later in adulthood.

One way or another.

How is your impulse control?

You mentioned feeling
occasional violent emotions.

Have you managed
to control them?

I haven't hit anyone.

Relationship disillusionment

is bound to raise
feelings of anger.

I'm prescribing you
a month's sick leave.

And the tranquil nature
as the remedy.

Okay.

But you shouldn't be
alone now.

Do you have
a relative or a friend

who could accompany
you on this vacation?

I've got a friend I could ask.

Rent a cabin surrounded
by peaceful nature

and avoid thinking about
these troubling things.

We'll schedule a new appointment
and see how things are.

Except I don't think
I can afford that.

I have a remedy
for that as well.

I haven't been there myself,
but our company purchased

this lakeside cabin
for occasions like this.

And best of all,
your insurance covers it all.

It pays for the whole thing.

This is starting to sound good.

It seems to have helped
other patients, too.

After resting there,

they haven't contacted us since.

Welcome, step right in.

Hello, hello!

Make yourselves
comfortable!

Everyone got
something to drink?

Welcome!

How's your evening been,
my beauty?

Has Ninnu dozed off?

What about Niina?
- She's okay with it.

Is everything alright?

Of course not,
given what happened.

No, it's not.

I'm a total wreck.

But at least
I got the remedy.

A month in some
remote backwater.

Wouldn't like to go alone
into some forest.

I'll come with you.

I've got nothing to do,
I got laid off from work.

You'd come with me?
- Yeah, yeah.

We'll start searching online
right after the sauna.

I've already got
a cabin for us.

Have a look.

Cool-looking place, isn't it?
And it's free, too.

Say what? How come?
- Yep.

It's in some place
called Kerttilä.

Maps says it's
a four-hour drive.

It's really in
the middle of nowhere.

So we're off to Kerttilä?

Are you serious?
- Yeah.

You're the best.

Right. Let's go!

Yes! Four hours in the car!

Time will fly.

You get to listen
to my jokes.

That's the best part.

Got any idea
where we are?

This should be
the right way.

We've been on this road
for quite a while now.

Who was the champion
orienteer at school?

I always get there.

Watch it!

I'll do the navigating
from here on.

I had it all under control.

Look! Isn't that the place?

Yeah. At least we're heading
in the right direction.

That was weird.

What was?

I thought I saw a kid
by the roadside.

I bet they don't even
have a WC.

I don't need one.

I nearly jumped
out of my skin!

Are you lost?
- Not really.

In fact...

Can you tell us
how to get here?

I need to push on.

How do we get there?

I love it how
the police gives you

such precise directions.

When he came up to the car,
I almost pissed my pants.

KERTTILÄ VILLAGE STORE

So. You're here already.

We're going here.

Any idea which way
we should go? - Sure.

How many are you?

Me and my friend. Why?

Good. Very good.

Would you have a map?

Not many houses here,
you'll find it too.

We, too?

I'll take these.

How much is it?

The ring's fine for a swap.

I'm sorry,
I can't give it to you.

I have money.

Here.

Can I have my change?

We don't give change
for paper money.

Right.

Well.

That should get me
this too, right?

Bloody hell!

That was a weird one.

And look at that one.

This village must've missed
out on development aid.

Yeah, right.

At least I got this map.
A bit pricey, though.

Must be a collector's item.
But it'll take us there.

MISSING

There.

There's the snowmobile
we saw in the brochure.

We'll have a shit-cool
vacation. - Yep.

I'll be an angel when I die.

You're one already.

And if I see Mikko
I'll be a hell's angel.

Get even with him,
go bang his brother.

Fuck, no.

As angry and bitter I am,

I'd never stoop that low.

Yeah, better to hold on
to your dignity.

But hey!

On the shrink's orders,
let's forget all this crap

and enjoy the evening?

How about we get
totally wasted?

Let's do it.
Totally wasted.

This place hasn't been
used for a while.

He did say others
have been here,

just not when.

Should we call him and
ask for a cleaner?

No, we're not paying
anything for this.

Then we'll fix
the place up ourselves.

Get our stuff from the car,
and we can relax.

Yeah.

At least I don't have
to watch this idiot.

Guess what
I've been thinking?

Right now,
all I want to do

is to start fresh
somewhere else.

What's holding you back?

All this.

Like what?

Well, this.

I mean, all I've got is you.

You're all I've got too.

Let's go away together,
be like Thelma and Louise.

Who are they?

It's a movie,
we'll watch it some evening.

You ride this like a maniac!

Yes! This is the life!

You rode it like hell
at times.

So did you.

It was awesome.

Why did we stop?

Because of these
weird tracks.

Someone else
has been here, too.

So lovely to be here.

Away from the city bustle
and stupid people.

Thanks for taking me.

I wouldn't have taken
anyone else.

What is it?

My stomach's acting
really weird.

Should we put up a privy?

I think I'll manage.

Drink some of this.
- Thanks.

Maybe it's just
stress coming out?

Could be.

Should we start moving
before it gets dark?

I can take us back,
even in the dark.

I found this place, too.

Because I spent
a ton on the map.

And now we don't have it.

Have a little faith!

Hi!

Hi, long time no see!

How's it going?

I'm out snowmobiling
with Suvi.

We're staying
in this lovely cabin.

It's so peaceful here,
no city noise or crowds.

What you looking at?

I thought I saw something.

I heard what Mikko did.

I'm sorry I haven't
called for a while.

I've had so much work
I'm about to lose my mind.

It's alright.

My fingers are freezing.
Can we call later?

Yeah, we'll get back to it.

Okay. Bye.

Oh shit.

Did you drink
too much yesterday?

This is something else.

Are you pregnant?

I hope not.

Huh? You are?

Whose is it?

If I am, it's Mikko's.

We'll get a pregnancy test
and find out.

Maybe this is
something else.

I really hope
I'm not pregnant.

Would you go and buy it?

I don't want to go there,
the last time was too grim.

Sure I can go.

Let's see now.
I hope they got them.

Hi, uh...

Would you have
pregnancy tests?

My friend needs one.

Friend?

The pretty woman you sold
that overpriced map to.

You ought to know if something's
growing inside you or not.

My sons needed no tests
to tell me they were coming.

Just piss on the stick now.

Thanks for the great service!

Does everyone here look
a bit retarded?

The men, I mean.

A bit more handsome
ones would be nice,

make the month
pass faster.

The ones outside
looked pretty moronic.

Out of my store!

So don't you like
normal people here?

We don't like sluts here.

Whores, whores!

Bloody hell.

I want to do it right away.

Here?

Definitely not.

But right away anyway.

So, here.
I saw a WC sign over there.

I'll go there then.

I'll wait in the car.

Start driving.
- What?

Did you do the test?
- Drive!

Do it!

Well?
- No.

I don't know, some weird
freak attacked me.

What? What did it do?

He had no time to act,
but I didn't want to push my luck.

He would've raped me.
It happened so fast.

Should we call the police?

Definitely not.
I hit him back.

Let's just drive to the cabin.

What?

Hi.

Lovely to hear your voice.
Everything alright?

Where are you?

Somewhere in Körttilä,
in the middle of fucking nowhere.

But it's all cool.

I can't talk now,
my battery's dying.

How about I come over--
- I don't want to see you.

We need to talk.

We got nothing to talk about.

Except that I just tried
a pregnancy test.

What?

You're not coming here,
I've got to go now.

Bye.

Hold the fort for
the rest of the evening.

Aha. Got it.

Minna, someone to see you.

What do you want?

Well?

Nice to see you two,
it's been a while.

No, seriously.
How are you?

You came here to ask me that?
- Yeah, yeah.

And what the hell is that
Körttilä where your sis is?

We should meet.

Ask her, I don't know.

Said she's in a cabin
in some quiet place.

I've got to get back to work.

Wait, wait, Minna.
- Well?

Well.

I'm officially
fair game now, so--

Okay, Mikko, bye-bye!

No luck. Some tasty meat
from the counter?

Shut up.

Bye, then.

Körttilä.

Kerttilä.

Pellonperä.

That has to be it.

Yo, yo. Whereabouts are you at?

At the gym, why?
- I can come pick you up.

I'll explain better then.
I'll be there in a minute.

Yo, yo, yo.

Well?
- A good workout?

No, you interrupted it.

Sorry. - Well?

I think I know
where Niina is.

We could go
and sort things out.

Any sense in going and
getting yelled at?

Let's take
all the shit at once.

Maybe she won't hate us
the rest of her life.

She'll hate me anyway.

I don't think
meeting her will help.

Let's get this over with.

Come along,
it's fun to drive with you.

I guess I'll come then.
- Okay.

Something happened.

What?
- I don't know.

But we have to check.

Shit. We blew a tyre.

And here's a poker
lying on the road.

How the hell did it get there?

How would I know?
But I know we haven't got a spare.

What do we do?
- We need to call for help.

But I want to get
out of here now.

Yeah, but how?

I don't know, maybe by taxi.

Think how much it'll cost!

Let's call Mia or
Katariina or someone

who gets us
the hell out of here.

My phone is in the cabin.

And my battery's dead,
the idiot keeps calling me.

My phone's pretty
much dying anyway.

The cabin can't be
too far away.

We don't have
much of a choice.

Let's hurry then.

What are you doing here?!

I've told you,
when we've got prey

you don't hang around here
scaring them away!

Where's Adolf?

Your brother's stomach
must be acting up again.

Sits on the throne
all day long.

Take him away,
you need to go.

Kratti will be hungry soon,
I'll come with your son shortly.

Soon as I close the store,
get a move on now.

Bloody kid.

No!

Kratti! What have you done?

Kratti won't abide this!

What's this?

I've seen that
somewhere before.

How did it get there?

Hell, no!

Can't be true.

What is it? Tell me.

It's an ancient cult symbol.

When someone is chosen.

That's just bullshit.
Someone tries to scare us.

Did you leave the door open?

Of course not. Right?

What's happening here?

Words melt in my mouth

talk tumbles down

touching my tongue

trashing on my teeth!

Rarely come we together

united by the blood of
Kratti's new bride

sharing our power

in the lands of
Kerttilä of the North!

Go!

O Kratti, Supreme Devil,
grant us your mercy!

From this first blood,
grant us your powers.

I don't believe this.

We're leaving now.

Where's my phone?

I left it on this table,
it's gone now.

You have a charger?
Mine's gone.

Hey, the snowmobile's there.

Right, we'll ride some 400 km
on a snowmobile.

You think we got enough gas?

What else can we do?

We'll ride to the store
in the morning.

Phone for help there,
or ask the cop for a ride.

Let's calm down now,
no rash action.

I think we're safe here.

This is not real.

This too.
What the fuck's going on?

Let's hope the power
comes back soon.

Huh?

That's their car.

Why is it here?
Did they run out of gas?

Or they got a puncture.

Seems to be going around.

Where can they be?

Must've walked to the cabin.

It can't be far away now.

Okay.

Someone's here!

Wonder if this is it?

Looks like no one's there.

No lights are on.

This place gives me
really bad vibes.

You'd better stay in
the car at first.

I don't know how mad
Niina will be.

Yeah, right. - Hey.

I'll be right back.

You better be.

We must get out
of here fast.

For real?

If Niina doesn't kill us

you'll drive us fast as hell
to the nearest hotel.

I'm not staying here
any longer than I have to.

I promise to be quick.

In there, not in the hotel.

Go now.

You're just great.

Niina.

Niina!

Why the hell are you here?

Lovely to see you.
- Yeah, but not you.

Come on, honey.

Seriously, why are you here?

We wanted to sort out
this whole mess.

What do you mean, we?

We thought the local
weirdos had come.

No, just me and--

Shut your mouth!

I, the guardian of values

follower of the symbols
of Kerttilä's Kratti.

For my brother,
you will be given to the Devil.

You shall not rise from there,
until freed from life

and sacrificed to Kratti.

Stop it!

Help me!

Let me go, I promise
not to tell anyone!

Niina!

Suvi!

Suvi!

I'll kill you.

Mikko.

Mikko.

Hands off me, scumbag!

Take her to Kratti!

Kill her! We'll come for
that one tomorrow.

Mimmi?

Where am I? I'm freezing.

Come in.

Take this.

This is just sick.

Instead of a fine
cabin holiday

a horrible LARP group
attacked us.

They killed Mikko.

Where is he?

He lies in some sled.

I saw some tracks,
he's been dragged up the hill.

So he's been taken
to the same place as Suvi.

They'll come for me, too.

Let's take turns keeping
watch at that window.

We'll see them coming
and have time to hide.

Yeah. - One can rest,
the other can keep watch.

Let's do so.

Please, don't!

Dear God, save me!

We don't talk like that here!

Hey.

Can we switch places?
- Yeah.

You scared me.

Can you see fine that way?

Yeah, just fine.

Good thing you're there
so I can rest a bit, too.

Niina, Niina!
They've come back!

We've got time to hide.

To the sauna. No!

Upstairs.

Dark paths, your footsteps follow me

My heart is broken, doomed to ice

You're chasing me in vain,
I've stepped to the shadow's side

halfway to where I'll be out of reach

Darkness takes over you, I feel it

And when I look into your eyes
I see the devil!

You can't have me

I won't let go of myself

You can't find me

Through the dark gaze I find my way

to the Angel of Vengeance

ONE WEEK LATER

Idiot!

Not in daylight.

Bring it in quickly.

Halfwit!

Where is Urmas?

Go find him,
don't just stare there!

Wake up, shithead!

Are you alright?
- Leave me alone!

Kratti will be here soon.
- Calm down!

I'll help you out of here.

We'll be wed.

Kratti is coming,
we'll be wed.

What the hell have
they done to you?

I will marry Kratti.

Ursula says that Kratti
will feast on warm meat.

Plenty of warm food.

I have no idea
what you're talking about.

Oh shit!

I'll help you out of here.

Where's Mama?
- There you go.

Let's get out of here fast.
Maybe you'll wake up.

Is Kratti coming too?
Will he follow us?

No one will follow us!

That's just a pile of
branches and bones.

Kratti will find us!

What can you tell me
about those guys?

Kratti is The Supreme God,
he craves blood.

That disgusting dummy?

Kratti, their god.

He wants warm blood.

Warm blood.

You've got to concentrate!

Where am I?

You've got to hide here
for a couple of days.

Can you tell me what
those guys were?

Kratti must be kept satisfied.

Last time an outsider
moved in here

Kratti got angry.

Burned down half the village.

Now they just inbreed.

And sacrifice
newcomers to Kratti.

I escaped once,
but they caught me.

Where you going?

I still got a couple
of things to do.

Don't leave me,
Kratti will find me!

They will to sacrifice me
as its bride.

You'll be safe here.
I'll come right back.

Forgive me.

The hell you're
whining about?

Forgive me.

Forgive you?
Not a chance!

Your shitpile of a bro, or son,
didn't get forgiven either.

Where are you?

Get a move on!

No!

Now Kratti is angry!

The bride is gone!

You seen the boys?

They were to pick up a load
here an hour ago.

Haven't seen them.

Well go and find them!
Stop gawking there!

You wanted to be
the Chief Constable.

Yes, Mama.

What a bloody idiot,
playing at being a cop.

O Kratti! Supreme god!

Heavensholder, worldbearer!

Come forth in our need,

answer our summons!

Beloved Kratti!

Deliver us your strength!

Grant me to slay this avenger!

Protect my progeny,

the rise of a new Kratti!

No, no, no, no. no!

You bring Kratti's wrath
upon yourself!

Did my friends want you
to bleed them dry?

I'm not afraid of
your mouldy dummy.

Release me!

Kerttilä's Kratti
will soon rise

and tear you
limb from limb!

What's all the fuss
about that cow?

No, no, no!

You unleash a great demon
on the whole world!

Yes, I unleash it on you!

Oops.

Yes, I've got her in my car.

I'll handle this,
I'm taking her home.

I was thinking of
having a bit of fun.

Kratti will understand,
I'll bring her in then.

You'll bring them
here now, got it?

Yes, Mama.
I'll bring her in.

Kratti, you hellspawn!

Just wait, my boys will be
back any minute now!

Oh, your boys.
One's in the lake,

another choked
sobbing in the sauna.

The third one's there
in the forest.

Even if you get
rid of us,

Kerttilä's Kratti will haunt
you the rest of your life.

Your daughter got
a nasty crack on her head.

No, it's Kratti, literally.

And your art installation
came crashing down.

You'll regret this--

It's only me.
- I'm sorry.

It's alright, I'm used to worse.

I'll help you up from there.

It hurts.

Press on that wound.

Shit, no.
The snowmobile keys.

In that pocket
all the time.

What's that now?

Will you take her
to the hospital?

I've got to do
one more thing.

Yeah, of course.

Mama.

My dear child.

My dear child.

Kratti knew this.

You just wait.

I understand that your
sister's disappeareance

weighs on you.

The uncertainty.

Disappearances like these,

with no body ever found,
are the hardest.

I'd so like to know what's
happened to Niina.

Or where she is!

I guess we don't
have that info.

Our company has a cabin
where you could rest.

Do you have a friend who
could come along?

And the best part is,
it won't cost you anything.

Your insurance will cover it.

Here's how you get there.

And here's the key.

Subtitles by
Mikko Lyytikäinen / Movision