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Bite the bullet Bite the bullet

You think you're bad, punk Here comes a gunman

Along with a pistolero So you better run, man

Yo, amigo, don't let your ego write a check your ass can't cash

'Cause shit'll happen real fast

Boom That's it, you're done

I'll show you real quick how the West was really won

As quick as your heartbeat ticks

The 'hood ain't too much different than a Western flick

So when you say the times have changed

I look at you strange 'Cause in a lotta ways it's all the same

Banditos chase around along with a pistolero

Looking for the dinero Armed with cuetes and pileros

So who's gonna get the loot

Uh, yo, duck, man I think they gonna shoot

They're ain't nothin' to it but to do it

And if you can't hang, ese

Then you're gonna bite the bullet

Shoo-shoot 'em up And bang, bang

You bite the bullet

Yeah

Another load A little shot above the hand

Down your hand Bang, oh

Bite the bullet

Shoo-shoot 'em up And bang, bang

You bite the bullet

Another load A little shot above the hand

Down your hand Bang, bang

You bite the bullet

This is Sudamerica

Through a pueblo we stroll with Dani and Cole

Y este vato esta cabron Si tu sabes, ese

It's all about accion

These laws of the jungle The same that you and I creepin' the streets

No! Don't put me in! Let me go!

So many things are changing.

My sweet, sweet wife.

Where is it, Armor?

I don't know. But I can find it.

And when I do find it, it's gonna cost you.

Don't toy with me, you fuck!

My life is on that boat!

My life!

So, how much do you want?

Half.

I like you, Armor.

All right. I'll give you 10 percent.

Ten percent of $400 million.

Armor, find that boat...

and $40 million is yours.

It'll soon be over, my darling.

Do you think I'm overreacting?

I don't know.

What did she do?

Loyalty is very important to me, Armor.

Dani Servigo, let's go! Let's go! Come on!

Come on! Move it!

Thank you! Thank you! I've been waiting for that for months!

I'm so happy to see you! Who are you?

Metense a la casa.

Armor... this is my house.

That's my family. Not here, please.

Loomis is upset. He wants his money back.

I told him, and I'm telling you,

Carl and his men stole it.

You know what I mean? Stole it. They took off.

He was your responsibility.

You've been Loomis's banker for 20 years?

You promised Carl would ship the money safely out of the country.

What happened to it? I don't know, Armor.

Why don't you ask Carl? So...

I should talk to Carl?

Yeah. Please do that. Talk to Carl.

Excuse me a minute.

Carl?

You know that was every penny that Mr. Loomis had?

A lot of trust here.

Where's the boat? Carl?

Carl?

I don't think he's gonna answer me.

He would've answered me, but Maria here, being the bitch that she is,

she cut his tongue out before I could question him.

And Java over here, the motherfucker, chopped his hands off.

And then, fuckin' guy dies on me.

The tongue part was an accident.

So, help me out here, Guzman.

I'm Irish. Maybe I'm thick.

Carl takes off with a ton of cash,

and then he comes back.

Why?

Probably he come back for-- for his brother.

Carl has a brother. Yeah.

And where can I find this brother?

He's in Macaibo Prison.

My brother Carl paid you to break me out, right?

He is rich, my brother, you know?

I gotta meet him as soon as possible, help him spend all his money.

Wanna come with me?

So what, then? Why did you break me out?

What the hell's the matter with you? Are you crazy?

What are you trying to do, kill me?

So why did you break me out?

The only reason I broke your ass outta jail...

is 'cause your rich brother shared a secret with you.

And you're gonna share it with me.

Armor...

you gotta believe me.

I'm telling you the truth!

- Thanks. - Armor!

Papa!

Papa!

You son of a bitch! How could you shoot him?

Shut the fuck up!

Start the truck. Let's go find this brother.

Trust me, sweetheart.

You're better off.

Hey, hey, hey!

This is police brutality!

Yeah? Well, I ain't the police.

Hey, Cole. Got another one, huh?

Oh, yeah. Right here. What about my rights?

You know what?

Your rights have just been suspended.

I'm gonna hurt you for this.

Where's the chief? Down the hall, but watch yourself. He's in a bad mood.

Oh, yeah? Can you keep an eye on this guy for me? Uh-huh.

Don't I know you?

That's nice.

Check it out.

Oh, gross!

Look at that. Just kids.

Hey, Cole. Glad to see you.

Yeah, you the only one who is.

What happened? We've been shooting it out since 4:00 this morning.

You know what we got? Three 16-year-old boys.

It's the same everywhere. Kids take the hit.

So I suppose I better tell you this right now.

Political situation down here has gotten so shitty,

we're pulling out day after tomorrow.

What about Loomis? You said we were gonna put an end to his bullshit.

I got my orders. Wait a minute.

Hold up, hold up.

Loomis's poison took out half my neighborhood.

You told me if I came here, I'd get my shot at him.

So I'm down here. I want my shot.

I'm sorry. You know, I got my--

Another drug lord gets away. Hey, no, Chief, listen.

Hey, you're Dani Servigo, right?

Oh, yeah? I know your brother. Yeah.

He'd sell out anybody for a nickel.

Oh, really? Yeah.

Don't talk about my brother.

Guys like Loomis got nowhere to launder all their drug money. It's piling up quick.

Carl Servigo figured out where Loomis had his money stashed and he ripped it off.

All of it. Cleaned him out. Right from under his nose.

We get Loomis's drug money, we put Loomis out of business.

Where is it now? Carl and his men loaded it on a boat.

Carl blew away his own men and he booked.

And you couldn't grab him? No. Jeeps don't float.

So you ain't got dick.

Hey, hold up. Come on. Hey.

I got the name of the boat. I know what the boat looks like.

That's the most we've had in months.

Signature.

Could be anywhere. Lookin' for a minnow in the ocean.

Oh, yeah, but I got Carl's little brother Dani right here in custody.

If anybody knows where Carl is, it's his brother Dani.

Finding Carl's not the problem.

We found his body this morning, all cut to shreds in a burlap sack...

out at Guzman's beach house.

Like I said, amigo, you ain't got dick.

Chief, what do you wanna bet Dani knows where that boat is too?

It's a shot. Will you work with me?

Listen, Cole--

Loomis knows you got Carl's brother,

you better watch your ass.

You know the drill. Something happens to you, agency don't know you.

We'll miss you, but we don't know you.

Why did you come back for me, Carl? Why?

We could have had such a great time.

Good-bye, brother.

I got somethin' for you right here. Think you can find him?

Yes, I can find him.

All right. Well, here you go. Get to work.

Can we remember love

The way it used to be

Can we remember love

More! More?

What do you mean "more"? I don't have more.

Where is the boat?

What? The boat.

Ah, shit!

How did you know I was gonna be here?

You just got outta the joint and you're thinking with your joint.

Now one time: Where's the boat?

Callate! Callate! Shut up!

Where is he? Where is he?

Callate!

Alli. Arriba.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, hey, hey!

What are you guys doin'?

We need these idiots alive.

Shut up and keep moving!

Hey! Ow! Keep going!

Yeah. You're gonna tell me where that boat is, huh?

Let's go. Keep moving. Keep moving!

- Don't move. - I said where's the boat?

Don't move! Big snake.

Big poisonous snake. Don't play me, boy.

Put the gun down before I take it from you.

Put the gun down? Put the gun down?

I'm gonna put the gun down your throat!

Let me tell you something. I know where the boat is.

It's in a marina with lots of boats.

But what I don't know is the name of that boat,

and you're gonna give it to me now.

It's called the U.S.S. None Ya. "None Ya"?

Yeah, like "None ya damn business"!

Being a wise guy? Get out of here!

I got some information from our man at the D.E.A.

The guy with Dani Servigo is Cole Parker.

He's a bounty hunter from New York. Works with the D.E.A.

He saw the boat. Knows the name. Fine.

Legs. Don't like them.

Apart from that, it's good for you, city boy.

You a sick motherfucker, man.

Big.

Beautiful.

Boat with a-- Money-- Lots of--

Lots-- Lots of money on this--

Lots of money? Boat with lots of... money on it.

Yeah, boat with lots of money on it. Yeah?

Oh, baby. Lisa.

Lisa? Lisa?

Oh, baby, hold me.

Hold Daddy like you used to. Yeah.

Hug me, baby, please.

Yeah.

The boat had--

The boat? Had money in it.

The money? Yeah? The money.

This is Lisa, baby. It's Lisa.

The money. On the boat. It was on the wa--

On the wa-- On the water.

On the water. With the money. And the name--

And the name? Oh, Lisa.

And the name? The name of--

Yeah?

The name? Oh, baby.

A kiss. Gimme a kiss.

Give Daddy one, one kiss for the name.

Come on. One kiss.

One kiss? For the name. For the boat.

One? Yeah.

Please. One little--

You'd have blown me, man. Oh, you--

I knew you were faking it!

You been in jail too long. Oh, come on!

I don't want you sleeping behind me. Gimme a break!

I don't want you-- I knew you were faking it!

You don't know nothin'. You'd have kissed me.

Oh, come on! That's disturbing shit to know about.

I wouldn't have kissed you. Sleep over there.

Did this, uh, loving brother happen to tell you how much money he stole?

Ah! He said millions.

Millions and millions.

Move! That way. Come on.

My brother was, uh, supposed to move Loomis's drug money...

to a safer bank.

He stole it instead and put it on a boat.

I was gonna meet him, but I got arrested, as usual.

But I know where the boat is...

and we're gonna need a plane to get there.

Hey, what is that fuckin' thing, man?

You hear that thing in every single Tarzan movie.

Is it big? Does it bite? Should we be running from that shit?

We got him, Armor. I see him.

We're movin' in. Right.

Oh, man, I wouldn't do that.

You got caneru in there.

Can-a-what? Caneru!

Spiny little fish that like to swim up your penis.

Man, don't play with me, boy. Your mother's a caneru.

It's true. I knew a guy who lost his entire penis from one.

It was horrible. Look! Look! See?

- Caneru! - Oh, man! Those are trout!

I'm not going. I'm not going. Be my guest.

Let's find another way around the water. Come on.

Damn! Come on! Move! Move!

Don't kill 'em, you morons!

Go! Go!

Wrong way! Noooo!

Crazy gringos. They jumped off a cliff.

Any sign of the bodies?

No, boss. I'm sorry. They got away.

Hey, man, yo! There any caneru in this thi

Hold it! Hold it! Hold on. Wait. I think we lost them.

Yeah. Move!

Where's my gun? I lost it.

You lost my pearl-handled 9 millimeter, huh?

Yeah, I lost the gun. You lost my gun?

I lost the gun! What are you talking about "move" for?

I can't believe you're talking about a gun. We could have died!

What a team! Think positive! Positive?

That's my gun you just positively lost!

Fool, where you from? Just keep goin'. I can't believe you.

Don't push me! I'm pushin' you! Man, you're talking about "move."

You could at least apologize! I apologize, okay? I apologize.

Damn, Bennett, you bathe with that thing?

I lost my rubber duck. Who's that?

Uh, he's-- he's cool.

Okay.

I think I know why you look so familiar.

Is your name Dani Servigo? I knew your brother.

Oh, yeah? Good. Good guy too.

Hey, she liked my brother. That's good. Runs in the family. Real nice.

You're in trouble. They got your face plastered all over this town.

Oh, really? That's great. I'm famous. No, that's not good, stupid.

You're jealous. You're jealous. No, I'm not jealous.

I'm not jealous, okay? Is it Loomis? You're jealous.

It's a guy named Armor O'Malley.

Works for Loomis. Do you know him? Yeah, I know him.

Bad news? Yeah, real bad news.

This is the good news. Everybody's getting out of the country,

and I'm having a closeout sale.

I got AK-47s, M-16s. I got Colt Super .38s, infrared scopes.

I got Uzis, machetes, and as many hollow-point bullets as you can get your hands on.

What about plastique? Where's the plastique?

In the drawer over there on the left. 300 a pound, American dollars only.

Uh, you have any .45s with, uh, laser sighting?

Laser sighting? You wimp!

Laser sighting? That's for fools that can't even aim!

What are you talking about? What are you doing?

You can't aim! What are you doing?

If you go 12-gauge pump, you stick with the German, punk!

Where'd you learn to speak English, man?

I prefer the Remington. Oh, really? You don't know guns.

Ejects better, and you know what else? It never jams.

The name of the boat, now. Tell me where the boat is, or I'll pop a cap in your ass.

Hey, hey, gentlemen, let's calm down.

I'll even throw in the Kevlar flak vests. Lifetime guarantee.

We'll take them.

I don't need this.

I'm sorry about this. Banks are all closed. We're short right now.

We don't have time to rob one. Can you strip?

Strip? Dani, come here, please.

Come here. Come here. Why?

That's not in the playbook. Well, it should be.

No, it's not. What's the combination to the safe, Bennett?

It's open. There's only $800.

That's gonna do fine as a contribution. Please turn around.

Get the rope. Get the rope. Dani, get the rope.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's it. Put your hands behind your back.

I'm sorry. We have to tie you up. Right there.

If you guys tie me up, you better mean it.

Oh, we're gonna need more rope.

Tie her hands, man. Tie her hands. Oh. Sorry.

Hey, my car's down.

I need a lift. Yeah, sure. Wipe your feet.

Heard anything from Cole yet? No.

I wonder if he's found the boat.

What boat?

You know, Servigo's brother's boat. The one he saw loaded.

Must be a lot of money on that boat, huh?

Lot of money in this business, Rance.

Lot of money.

A lot of pain.

You know, there's been a lot of leaks coming out of the office lately.

I don't mean the rain, ya know. Ha. Leaks.

Well, I don't know what you mean. I'm just askin' how Cole's doin'.

What do you want, a medical report?

Who you workin' for, Rance?

What are you talking about? I work for you. Jesus!

Want me to say it a little bit louder?

Who are you working for?

I don't-- I'm not-- I'm not feeling too good.

Who am I working for?

I'm working for me!

Me!

What do you have? Stupid!

Jesus! You're stupid!

Are you crazy? What are we doing back in town?

You talk more shit than a radio. Will you shut up!

We're gonna find a plane and someone to fly it, okay?

Orale! Slow up, pinche gabacho.

You're cool, ese. But your bitch gotta stay with me.

Ah, come on, man. We're a team.

Say hello to the bad man Coming from a bad land

Push up and take your last stand

Because my Smith & Wesson teaches people a valuable lesson

That I'm not N-N-not the one you should be testin'

A loner and a drifter The wrong one to rift-a

Because I might just lift ya

To throw down In a showdown none can

Huh Not against the gunman

Gun 'em down, gun 'em down Gun 'em down Huh?

Gun 'em down, Gun 'em down, gun 'em down Uh, say what?

Gun 'em down Gun 'em down Gun 'em down

Man, I thought we was goin' to Atlanta.

You made these reservations. You said we was going to Atlanta!

What you willing to pay, man?

I ain't got a lot of money. I got 800 bucks.

That's enough. Come on.

Who made these travel arrangements? You did.

Manuel made these travel arrangements. I thought we were going to Atlanta.

Why do everybody around here got a damn gun?

Yo, yo, this is your man here? Right here, man.

He don't look like much, but you'll be pleased with him.

Is your name Izzy? Izzy, can you fly?

- What happened with your hairs, bro? - Don't worry about that.

What's up with your hair? Don't worry about his Afro.

I can fly. I'm doin' a pretty good job right now.

- Izzy, do you have a plane? - Yes, I have a plane.

Okay. Where's your plane? My plane?

My plane is none of your fucking business!

I'm out. I thought you said he was all right.

Come on, man. Come on, man.

Come on. He been drinkin' a little too much.

Yeah, all right. Serioso. Sit down.

Let's talk business. All right, babe.

Gun 'em down Gun 'em down Gun 'em down

Like I told your man, I got 800 American dollars--

Oh, no, I ain't the one--

No, that's it. I'm out. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Easy! Hold up, man. Give him a minute.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Sit down. I'll make it nice. I'll fix you up.

Leave this guy alone. Cool out. Easy, big fella.

Ooh, nice blanket. Nice blanket.

The haircut makes the blanket.

I need my beer. Let's do this business.

Don't send me off with a super hero that look like Whoopi.

Are you gonna do the job or not?

Yeah. Yeah, I'll do it.

Nice choice.

You got any wheels? Yeah, I got this thing over there.

Where you guys goin' so fast? Don't run.

Ya know, you stay for a while. We'll-- We'll have some beers.

Have some beers and sing some songs.

Hello, Dani. Name's Armor. Hi.

Been looking for you. Oh, yeah?

You know something?

You look an awful lot like your brother.

I mean, uh, the way he used to look.

God, I miss him.

Sometimes I wish I hadn't killed him.

Ah, but that's livin' in the past.

By the way, let me offer you my deepest condolences.

Cole Parker, ladies and gentlemen.

From the mean streets of New York City.

One of the toughest men Special Forces ever saw.

Now on loan to the Drug--

Enforcement Administration. Exactly.

But not a cop. No, no, no. Not a cop.

Why is that, Cole? Why is it you never became a cop?

I know your daddy was a cop, right?

Oh, but then he got killed. Is that it?

That mess with you, huh? That screw you up inside?

Did that disillusion you, so that now you think you're gonna take on...

all the big, bad drug dealers in the world all by yourself?

So, I'm lookin' for a boat-- my boat--

and I believe between the two of you boys...

there's a lot of information that I need.

Who is it, Armor? What are you talking about?

He's got a plant inside the D.E.A., don't you, Armor?

Aw, come on, guy! Get him outta my sight!

Back in the trucks, boys. Let's have a little party.

Carl's brother.

He's dead.

How do you know?

He fell off a cliff.

Do you think-- Do you think he could have told someone?

Could there be someone else who knows where the boat is?

Nah. Took it to his grave.

Just like his brother.

Great cigar.

Don't worry, Loomis.

You'll make another fortune.

You know, Armor, you can tell a lot about a man...

from the way that he... cleans his nails.

Yours are very dirty.

Now, we're going to find that boat.

Even if it kills you.

So, you be a good boy.

I'll call you when I need you. Go on, now. Leave me.

My long-haired friend tells me Armor's lying.

Kill them all.

How the hell are ya?

Hey! You know what I like to do in the morning?

I like to dunk my doughnuts into my coffee!

How 'bout you?

Let's try this again. Where is the boat? I don't know!

I swear, I don't know! Why don't you ask--

Stop! Stop! I'll tell you!

I'm sorry! I can't hear ya! Could you speak up a little bit?

It's in Puerto Vallarta! Puerto Vallarta, I swear!

Ya know somethin'? I believe ya.

Let's go!

Kill them. Kill them all.

Por aqui! Vamos ahora!

Que chingadas!

Hey, boss, it's Loomis's men! We're under attack!

La ventana! Arriba!

Hey-yah!

Hey, boss, looks like we got some bodies down there.

What the fuck?

Take it down! I wanna talk to Java!

You're fuckin' cryin' about a guy who sold us out to fuckin' Loomis!

How do I know you're not workin' for him too?

Your boyfriend was a piece of shit!

Scumbag! He was a fuckin' traitor!

What are you lookin' at?

Unbelievable! Let's get outta here!

Shit!

Oh. Whew!

Hey! Seen my jump?

Yeah. Ah. Pretty good, huh?

Ah. Yeah, that was cool. Let me help you up here.

Aaah! What's the matter?

Nothing. I think I broke a rib.

Let me see.

Aaah! Are you crazy?

You didn't break a rib. If you did, you'd have screamed louder.

You told him where that boat is, didn't you? I didn't tell them anything!

That's bullshit, man! If you didn't, they'd have been back for your ass.

Don't get smart, okay? You still don't know. Heh-heh-heh-heh.

Come on. We're gonna go get us a plane. Come on. Move!

A plane? Yeah, that's right. A plane.

I'm not sure about this flying stuff.

Keep walkin' and stop talkin'! Don't point the gun at me!

Go, go, go! Don't touch me!

Don't point the gun at me!

I'm seriously wounded.

Kept thinkin' of this Can't you see you missed

The rhyme from the microphone soloist

So you sit by the radio Hand on the dial so

As you hear it You pump up the volume

Dance with the speaker Till you hear it blow

Then plug in the headphones Get set and go

- It's a four-letter word - Oh, sweetness!

Good golly, Miss Molly! I must be the luckiest cat in the world.

I'm the alley cat. I'm the baddest cat--

Hey! Izzy! Who the hell are you?

Don't worry about it. Hey, Whoopi! What's happenin'?

Meet some friends of mine. We're going.

What's happenin'? We got someplace to go.

No, fellas, wait. Hey, baby--

Mr. Loomis, we have visitor. It's all right.

Well, I'm flattered... that you'd come to me to beg for your life.

That's funny.

Is that one for me? 'Cause it's not quite big enough.

Look at yourself, Loomis.

You're crippled. You're dying.

And now, you're broke.

How you gonna pay these men?

You gonna sell your house? Hold an auction or something?

Huh? Really, I'm curious.

I'm offering them a percentage.

Besides, unlike you, they have honor.

You have nothing.

That money's mine. What money, Loomis?

I don't see any money. Do you have it on ya?

Do you want to fuck with me?

Yeah.

Let's fuck!

The world's a democracy now. Let's ask your men.

Let's let them decide.

Ten percent of 400 million dollars.

Who do you think is more likely to find that money, Loomis? You?

Or me? You crippled piece of shit!

Kill him, Manolo.

Kill him, Manolo. Kill him.

Go on. Do it! Kill him!

I'm in the market for a good man with no morals. What do you say?

Kill him!

Kill him!

What-- No! No!

Fuckin' pathetic!

Come on, come on! Armor?

- Faster, faster! - You learned everything from me!

One last lesson!

Look at me! Look at me!

You're looking at yourself!

Oh, God!

Our Father which art in heaven, hallowed be Thy Name.

Thy kingdom come--

Thy king-- Thy kingdom come-- Oh, shit!

Thy kingdom-- Thy will be done--

Let's get the fuck outta here.

We're goin' to Puerto Vallarta.

Hey, one of you tough guys. Bring me a map of wherever the hell we're headed.

I'm flyin' blind back here. I can't do this.

Yo, man, I'll do it. Don't sweat it. Just tell me where we're goin'.

I'll do it. I'll do it!

Topside? Yeah, right there.

Hey, don't be messin' up my shit, man!

Ma-- Me-- Mex--

Mex-- Mex-a--

Dani?

You can't read, can you?

So I can't read! I can't read! So what?

Lots of famous people can't read!

Where we goin', man? Now let me guess.

We're going, uh, La Boca Grande. Uh, Tatarga.

Uh, Boca Raton? Uh, Patunga?

Puerto Vallarta.

Puerto Vallarta? Mexico?

I love Mexico!

Hey, yo, Izzy, question of the day.

Shoot. Say we have some friends in a Bell Jet helicopter,

and they left an hour, hour and a half before us? Who's gonna get there first?

They will.

If Armor and his men are there, it's gonna be rough.

He's gonna be there. I guarantee it.

Then we'll have to kill them all.

Or as many as we can before they pop us.

- Or we kill each other. - Either way.

Oh, I wish my brother was here.

When it comes down to killing bad people,

he was good at that.

That's not to say he wasn't a good guy inside, you know.

But it was his life.

Oh, my God, he was the greatest.

I've been thinking about your brother, man.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah. Now you're the only one in the world...

that knew where his boat was gonna be, right?

His only loose end.

I don't think he came back to save you.

I think he came back to blow you away.

I got nothing.

Hey, maybe I'm wrong.

What about you? What about your father?

Aw, my Pops was cool. He raised me up.

He was a good cop.

Maybe too good.

He got onto something and someone on the inside, someone from the force had him done.

So, Chief Chavez, you know, the cat from the D.E.A.?

He's kinda watched my back ever since.

The way I look at it, you got nothing.

I mean, no family. And I got nothing.

So, together, we got nothing.

The greatest kind of team.

Yeah, right.

You know, when I was six years old and I moved out of Atlanta,

my daddy used to put on my Uncle Billy's James Brown wig...

and run through the streets of downtown Atlanta.

One day I took it and I ran out there butt-naked,

runnin' around with my daddy's James Brown wig on.

It was the funni-- Hey, hey, hey! Come on! I just wanna share too!

What's the matter with that? I can't share too?

Don't point no pistols at me in my plane.

I'll crash this son of a gun and everybody will be outta here.

It's time to get on up. This is your captain speaking.

You're flying aboard the I-Z-Z-Y.

Now, if you'll look to the right of the aircraft,

you'll see the beautiful city of Puerto Vallarta, which means one thing:

Our ride is just about up. Time for you cats to bail.

- What do you mean, "bail"? How? - Good question, dirtball.

You've done this before? Yes, I've done this before! You go first!

You take the bag! No! You keep the bag! Come on!

I go first and keep the bag? Yes!

Count for me! One, two,

three!

Is nothing here, boss. Ahh.

Come on! What's the matter with you?

What's the matter? I'm carryin' the damn guns, man!

Oh, I'll take the bag.

Now that we're here, you take the bag.

Listen, you might not have it in you to kill me,

but you might try and run away. Right?

What you talking about, man?

My leg! Come on. Don't take it like that!

I shot you in the leg. Big deal.

- Give me my gun! - That's a bad idea. Let's go.

Gimme my damn gun, Dani!

Don't slow us down, will ya?

We're still partners, right? Gimme my damn gun, man!

You shot me in my leg, man.

There's tendons in your leg. Arteries in your leg.

I played ball. Don't be such a pussy.

Stupid, ignorant Eurotrash.

Hey, wait, whoa. We need a balcony view.

Back off. Back off.

What are you doing? You want a view, I'll get you a view.

This is my wallet. You took my wallet. Yeah, I know.

That's my credit card. I know.

Hurry up.

Hello?

What is this place? Time-share. Don't worry. Here, give me the scope.

So?

You see it?

Did you see the boat? Did you see the name?

Come on, man, it's fair. I told you everything I know.

Bionic bitch.

Damn.

You gotta tell me. Do you see the boat?

Let's get out of here. Come on.

You saw it? I saw it.

Hey.

Hey! Nobody's moving an inch!

I want the name now! Come on, man, it's not fair!

What happens if you die? I've got nothing! I want the name now!

Killer. The what?

The name of the boat is the Killer.

The Killer?

The Killer. You sure?

Oh, shit.

You shot me! You shot me in the leg!

That is very dangerous! Shut up.

So the Killer, huh? Yeah? Yeah.

You sure? Yeah, I'm sure.

You're not lying?

No, man, I ain't lyin'.

Good!

If you are lying, I'm really going to regret that.

The Killer.

- Hello. - Hey! How ya doin'?

Hey, hey! Watch the shirt, okay?

Jump out of a helicopter? What are you made out of, fuckin' rubber?

No. It hurt like hell.

I'm gonna go now--

Where's Cole? I killed him.

Left him on the beach. Why?

You're lying, aren't you?

Where's the boat?

Did he tell you the name of the boat? Fuck you!

No, that's my job. Kill him, okay?

Sink him when you're done. I'm sick of this fucking bullshit!

They wouldn't be here if the money isn't here. I can't fuck you,

but sooner or later you're fucked.

They'll be all over the place in five minutes! What are we waitin' for?

Take him.

He told me the name! Listen, I'll tell ya!

He told me the name! Find Cole. He's gotta be somewhere in the hotel.

What, am I supposed to kill him too?

Get the name of the boat. Then kill him.

There's a lot of killing going on and not enough looking for the money.

I'm starting to get worried. We made a deal. What about my cut?

Shut the fuck up and find Cole.

All right. All right.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

- Bishop here. - Bishop, it's Cole.

- I'm gonna need some backup. Let me speak to the chief. - I got some bad news.

Chavez is dead. What you talkin' about?

We, uh, found his body by the road.

Someone got to Loomis, all right? He's dead.

You just gotta go home. Get out of here, man. Just-- Just--

It's over with, man.

Cole?

The Killer! It's called the Killer!

The boat!

Are you deaf?

Cole!

Cole!

Cole! Son of a bitch! Am I glad to see you!

You're okay. Been looking all over for you.

You were right all along. We tailed Armor here.

We're ready to grab the boat, only we don't know the name.

Everyone's downstairs. Who's "we"?

E-Everybody. Rhodes, Bishop.

The chief has got us posted all over the marina.

We need the name of the boat! The chief and Bishop are here?

I'm sorry, man.

The chief's dead.

They got him.

The chief is here, or the chief is dead?

Just give me the name of the boat!

Let's make a deal! Come on!

400 million dollars!

That's a lot of money!

Put him down on his knees.

You like to use your mouth, don't you?

Hold his mouth.

Okay, now.

Blow me.

I gotta tell you, I don't swallow.

Come on! Quit messin' around!

Hey, how are you? Oh, man, thank you!

Thank you, man. Thank you. Thank you.

She was gonna kill me. You saved me. Why?

Anybody kills you, it's gonna be me.

I'm just using your ignorant ass as a decoy anyway. Oh, come on, man.

You wanna hit me? Hit me.

You feel better now? I feel a lot better now.

Good. Listen, I'm gonna need a gun.

You know? A small gun.

A small machine gun.

Please. Come on, man.

Come on.

Come on. Please?

You can trust me.

Oh, thank you, man. You go that way, I'll go this way.

You kill half, I'll kill half, we'll meet at the boat.

You go that way, I go that way, and we're gonna avoid killing anybody.

Your ass is gonna be in front of me!

Whatever you say! I am your friend! In front of me!

This is the boat?

Hey!

We're rich!

Is this the boat? Yeah, this is the boat. The El Matador.

??El Matador? You said the Killer!

- It is the Killer, in Spanish. - Oh, you lied to me.

No, I just forgot to translate. Yeah.

He got away. God!

Son of a bitch! Shit!

Stay with her! They gotta be here somewhere! Andale!

- Dani, grab one of them flak vests and put that on. - Okay.

Okay, now, Dani, when I tell you, man,

I want you to press the ignition button. You got me?

Ignition?

Ignition. Yeah.

Shit.

He can't read.

I tell you what you do.

Hold up that first finger. Tell me what you see. A finger.

No, it looks like an "I."

See, that's--

That's the first letter in "ignition."

Why don't you just go ahead and press whatever you see that looks like an "I."

Ig-- Ig--

Ign-- Ign-- Ig-- Ign-- Ig--

Hey, I can read! I can read!

"Ign-- Ign--" Yeah! Forget it! Yeah!

Press the ignition button, man.

I got it!

Shoot the mooring lines. Go. Go ahead and shoot the mooring lines.

Dani, you okay? Yeah!

Come on, come on! Let's go!

Jesus Christ, I'm workin' with fuckin' morons! Start the boat!

Hey!

Get up there!

Where are they? They're upstairs.

Okay, let's spread out. I want these guys dead. Andale! Let's go.

Almost killed your ass, man.

See if they're out there. Why me?

I swam with the bag, I jumped out the plane first. See if they're out there!

All right, they're out there. No kidding!

Easy, buddy.

I got him. Yeah, I got him. You got him?

How do you know? You didn't even look. I think I got him.

I got him.

Just cover me, man. Cover you?

Cover you?

Oh, fuck!

Oh, shit. Shit!

What's wrong with this woman?

All right.

Pop goes the weasel, my friend.

Hi.

Hope I didn't hurt your feelings the other night...

when I said that stuff about your dad.

That's how I am, though. Always say how I feel. My therapist taught me that.

Let it out, you know. Leads to high cholesterol if you don't.

That's why I always say how I feel.

You dumb motherfucker.

Know how I feel right now?

Like a member of the Los Angeles Police Department.

Come here, motherfucker!

Dani!

Oh, no. Time's up.

Dani! Dani!

Dani, get off the boat!

Dani!

- Cole! - Get off the boat!

Why?

- Get off the boat! - Why?

Holy shit!

Cole!

Cole!

You die on me, what am I gonna do?

What about me?

You okay?

- Yeah, I'm fine. - Gonna make it?

Of course I'm gonna make it. I'm fine.

I don't think so.

Cole!

Cole!

Cole!

Oh, my God! Cole!

Come on! Please!

I don't care about the money! I don't care about the money!

Cole!

Oh, please!

Please make him come back!

Do something! Please! Hey!

Hey!

You came back to save me, right? You son of a bitch!

What? I'm gonna kill you!

If anyone's gonna kill you, it's gonna be me!

Hey, man, relax, will you? Relax? Relax?

Fuck me.

Holy shit!

You could've killed me! I told you to get off the boat!

I thought you'd be worried about the money! The money! The money!

What would you have done with your half?

I'd start a fund for kids on the street, you know.

Chavez would've liked that.

What about you, Dani? You believe in charity?

Of course I believe in charity. Yeah, right.

I would've helped a girl and some nuns. Sure.

It's the truth.

What are you doing?

Come on, man. I thought we were gonna grab some brunch. Shut up!

You son of a bitch!

You son of a bitch! Oh, we're rich! Keep it down! Shh!

We made it! We fooled them all! What a team!

Oh, my God! Boxes and boxes! Ohh! Shh!

What are you doing?

We're partners.

You wouldn't, would you?

Stab an old friend in the back?

Put it back. Put it back. Put it back?

Put it back? Yeah, 'cause you know what? This here's my money.

It's my money. It's my money! No.

Wait a minute. Our money. Our money.

Put it back! Most of it is mine!

For the trip!

Hey! Where we going?

Going back down to South America. Why?

You got that money to give to that girl and them nuns. Aw, come on!

I was gonna Fed-Ex it! Come on!

Love and happiness

Wait a minute Something's going on

Someone's on the phone Who

3:00 in the morning, yeah

Talkin' 'bout

How she can make it right

Mmm, happiness is when

Tell 'em how it is.

You really feel good about somebody

Ain't nothin' wrong

Being in love with someone, yeah

Tell me how I'm gonna sing it, now

Love and happiness Love and happiness

Love and happiness Love and happiness

Take it off

Ooh, talkin' 'bout the power of love

Ahh, the power of love

Talk-talk-talkin' about

Love and happiness Love and happiness

Love and happiness

Love and happiness Oh, yeah

Be good to me Go ahead, Daddy.

I'll be good to you

We'll be together Yeah

We'll see each other

Walk away with victory Yeah

Ohh, baby Yeah, darlin'

Ohh, love, love Love and happiness

Love and happiness Ohh

Love and happiness Love and happiness

One more time, love

Love and happiness Love and happiness

Take it off

Yeah

Get a little

Head home

Talkin' 'bout the power

Said I wanna move one time, whoo

That's the power of love

Happiness is when

You really feel good about somebody

Ain't nothin' wrong

Being in love with someone

Talk-talk-talkin' about it

Love and happiness Love and happiness

Love and happiness

Whoa, thought it was a nightmare

Lord, it was so true

They told me don't go walkin' slow

The devil's on the loose

Better run through the jungle

Whoa, don't look back to see

Thought I heard a rumblin'

Callin' to my name

Two hundred men and guns a-loaded

Satan and Christ they came

Better run through the jungle

Whoa, don't look back to see