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Good morning, Miss Clark. How are you today?

Somebody woke up on the right side of the bed. That's right, that's right.

That's because somebody has the day off.

What?

For once in my life, I have absolutely nothing to do.

Except stop an old lady from getting run over, but that hardly counts, does it?

Well, I'm sure it does to her.

I'm thinking about going to the wine place for some basketball. I'm going to

see some movies. Hey, Gary, have you talked to Patrick lately?

No, and I don't intend to. It's my day off. Well, I... Gary?

Oh, hey, Mr. Houston, what a coincidence. Not now, Patrick.

Can I talk to you a sec? Well, really, I'm late.

It's kind of important.

That's cool. I can dig it.

Shall we?

Oh, it's so nice to meet such a polite young man. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I

think that maybe we should all cross later.

Why? You just turned green.

Yes, I know that, son.

You never know what could happen. For example, this nice young lady's dog

stop in the middle of the street, which would cause her to be in the path of an

oncoming car, huh? Oh, my.

Look, mister, this is my community service project, so butt out. We're

Hey, hey.

No, you're not. You're staying. We're going.

No, you're not. You're staying.

Mr. Hopson.

Get it, lady.

You should have moved faster. I lost you a couple times back. Patrick, I don't

have time.

Well, kids, stay away, stay away.

Nice going, mister.

My dad's a lawyer, and if I don't give my school community a service award

because of this, we're going to, too.

So, that thing I want to talk to you about, I'm guessing now isn't really a

time.

I get smalls, mister.

I'm out there saving people's lives.

That's what I do, you see.

May I?

Oh, Marissa, I'm just getting dressed.

Oh, I promise I won't look.

That's very funny.

Come on in. Have a seat.

Listen, Gary, I know you're upset with Patrick.

I'm not upset.

Oh, Gary.

Well, I was upset, but now I've got the rest of the day off and I'm not upset

and I'm over it.

Good. Now you can talk to him.

Yeah, now I can... What?

Well, Gary, you need to talk to him.

Why do I have to talk to him?

You know, every time I talk to that kid, I feel like I just came back from

another planet.

We don't speak the same language. Do you know the other day I told him to get

more lager? You know what he got? He gets more ale. I told him not to get

karaoke machine. What does he do? He gets the karaoke machine.

I tell him stop, he hears go. I get it.

Well, then why on the only day off the paper has he ever given me what I want

talk to Patrick?

Because he's leaving.

He's what?

Today's his last day.

Why? Where's he going?

I think he should be the one to tell you that.

He's leaving?

Really?

Well, he's known about it for a long time, but he just couldn't bring himself

tell you.

Why not?

Because he thought you'd be devastated.

That I'd be devastated?

Now don't go making any cracks.

I wasn't going to make any cracks.

Patrick's a very sweet guy, Gary. And he's very popular with the customers.

I know, I know.

No, he may be a little eccentric.

But he adores you. He thinks of you as a big brother.

Look, don't blame me. I didn't encourage him.

Look, I got a chance to see a movie today. I'm going to check the times.

Stay off the furniture.

Oh, no.

What?

This story, mechanic crushed by lift.

Oh, no.

Patrick. Now, Gary.

This story wouldn't be here if he hadn't have screwed up.

Look, it's just a crushed mechanic.

What? What I mean is, can't you uncrush the mechanic and then have the rest of

the day off?

Think of it this way.

After today, no more Patrick.

No more Patrick after today.

Yeah, I guess I could handle that.

So you'll let Patrick tell you he's leaving?

Mm -hmm.

And you'll act surprised?

Mm -hmm.

Good.

He's got a big heart, Gary.

Don't break it.

So long, old friend.

Well,

I guess this is it, Chief.

Don't let anybody down.

Little joke.

I think I'm going to miss you most of all, partner.

Patrick.

What are you doing?

Uh, Mr. Hobson. I was, you know, just saying some goodbyes.

Goodbyes? Uh, yeah.

Uh, first of all, I want to apologize for this morning. Oh, no, no, no. I

I totally didn't sense that sixth sense thing of yours acting up, right? I mean,

I totally missed it. I should have, you know, sensed the aura, felt the vibes or

something. Well, Patrick, it's... No, all right, shut up. You're in the way. I

got to go. Get behind the bar. Don't you have somewhere to be? Well, Patrick,

no. What I was going to say was that I'm not mad.

I mean, it's perfectly fine.

You know, it's, uh...

What were you going to say about the goodbyes?

Oh, right.

Go on.

Right.

Mr. Hopson, it has been my privilege. No, my honor to

work here at McGinty's to be a part of this. You know, I mean, a bar that

both. food and and and then also play sports on the tv mostly except for when

you know you want to watch your news programs which is totally cool but it's

great concept it's awesome

i'm

i'm leaving mr hobson tomorrow oh well it's not that you know i don't like it

here because i do i love everything about this place you're definitely

I can't change my plans now. It's too late.

I don't know what we're going to do without you.

I know. I know.

I mean, you're as much a part of McGinty's as the swizzle sticks.

Now, come on. Don't make this any harder than it is, Mr. Hopson.

It's just that, um, you know where I'm going. It's kind of a long story. Well,

you know... Whoa.

I've got to... I've got to go right now. Okay.

Go ahead.

Oh, uh, Patrick, you did order those extra tenderloins, didn't you?

Tenderloins? I thought you said T -bones.

No big deal.

Patrick? Right here.

How'd it go?

Oh, he did not take that well at all.

Hey.

Excuse me.

Hey, you can't be here. Employees only.

Yeah, I realize that, but...

Well, the lift you've got there, you see, it's got a history of mechanical

failure. Mr. Hobson?

Both of you, out!

Just a sec. What are you doing here? I think I know you well enough to know

you're hurting, Mr. Hobson.

Patrick, we already said our goodbyes. But you've been dealt a very big blow,

and I just don't think that you should be left alone right now.

Ladies, let's take it outside.

Hang on a second, will you?

Hey, listen, Patrick, I'm about to get very upset here. That's okay to get

upset, Mr. Hobson. Go ahead, let loose, you know, because when best friends

separate, it's usually more traumatic for the one being left behind.

Best friends.

Yeah.

You need a shoulder?

I got two of them.

Right here.

I mean, this one's a trick one because of an old baseball injury.

Gets sore in the cold.

Yeah, Patrick, listen, would you do me a favor if I asked you? Oh, yes,

anything, Mr. Hobson.

Would you take ten steps backwards very slowly, and when you get there, just

stand perfectly still. Could you do that? I can.

One. Okay, Doris, how's it going to be? You're going to walk out of here, or am

I going to throw you off? Listen, I'm just trying to tell you that... Did

ever tell you that you're a very good -looking man?

That's it.

Now listen, Hal, go into that money rack.

I would.

That would have been me.

That's all I was trying to tell you. The lift, there was no good.

Eight. So?

Nine.

Get out of the way!

Hey,

look out!

Hey!

Double oops.

The day may be half over, but the rest of it still belongs to me.

I don't believe it.

A fire at a warehouse?

I'm going to kill that kid. Gary, you can't blame this on Patrick.

Oh, no? Why not?

This wouldn't have happened if he hadn't launched Apollo 16 into the lamppost.

Gary, how can a body shop accident be responsible for a fire at a warehouse?

You want to know? I'll tell you.

This kid, he's got a talent for creating disaster.

All right, calm down.

Just read me the story.

You want to hear the story?

Five party goers suffered severe burns last night and dozens of other young

revelers were treated for smoke inhalation when a fire broke out at a

rave party at a derelict warehouse.

Fire department officials have yet to confirm the cause of the blaze, but

illegal wiring is suspected and the la -la -la -la -la -la.

What's a rave party?

It's a rave, you know, where kids, they dance and there's DJs and hip -hops

and...

techno music. It's a rave party. I don't know.

Are we talking rave?

There he is. You know, I am totally plugged into the raves team, Mr. H. If

need any introductions or anything, you know, like, there's any way that I could

make up for what happened at the garage?

There isn't, Patrick.

Gary.

You almost had me there, Mr. H. I almost had him there, Marissa.

Goodbye. Mr. Hobson, if I could say something.

It's kind of a farewell gift to me. You know, what would make me really happy is

if, you know, you would just slow down a little bit. Enjoy your life a little

bit more.

Would that make you happy?

Totally.

Tell you what, Patrick.

I'm going to make you this solemn promise.

That after today, I'm going to enjoy life a whole lot more.

There you go.

What a guy.

Isn't he?

You know, I had no idea that he was into raves. We could have gone out and had

some fun together.

What was that about a warehouse?

Oh, you know, Gary. He always gets those feelings.

Oh, yeah, the six cents thing. About a...

rave party at a warehouse probably nothing hmm you know what i know that

it's tonight maybe maybe i could talk to someone i wouldn't do that patrick i

mean considering the kind of day it's been i think it would be best to just

gary handle it yeah but i i mean i i know people and i really well i really

to do something for him you want to do something wash the windows

Patrick Quinn.

What's the hat?

Hey, Nicky. Come on in.

Warm your muck like snakes to the fire. You're fitting a stroke out on me.

Thanks.

Agua? Definitely.

Lovely, flat, northern hemisphere or southern? Anything.

You know, I ran all the way over here.

Hey, when are you leaving town?

Manana. Hey, I gotta get those PlayStation cheat codes from you before

split.

Totally. Listen, Nicky, did you hear about a rave tonight? A Halloween thing

a warehouse?

Do I know something about a rave? Uh, dude, I'm Nicky the Nose.

Nicky knows everything. You think they call me Nicky the Nose because there's a

cute little button on my face?

I know the party.

I know who's going to be there. I know the playlist.

Oh, cool.

What, is that why you ran all the way over? You want an invite?

No, I want you to cancel it.

What? Well, there's something really bad gonna happen at the warehouse tonight.

What do you mean, something bad?

I don't know.

Dude, makes sense here. Something bad was gonna go down. I know about it.

knows everything. You think they call me Nicky the Nose? Because you got this

cute little button?

Uh, no. Uh, it's... It's not a hard information kind of thing. It's more of

of a... six cents thing, you know?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoa. Dude.

Sixth sense?

You're telling me you're seeing dead people.

No, no, no, not that kind of sixth sense thing. No, no, not like the movie. It's

more like... Soul Warrior.

You know? Yeah.

Like when you're pinned down and you got, you know, dragons coming at you.

you're on the 15th level land of the Romek. But, you know, you've never been

the 15th level land of the Romek. And you don't know how you're going to find

that extra health pack with the magic potion that you need so badly. But you

can, you know, feel it out there.

And you just, you got this feeling, you know?

You know that feeling, Nicky?

Totally. Well, that is the feeling that I'm having about the party tonight.

This Halloween, I mean, I just can't 86 this whole thing.

How about moving it? How's that?

Can you do that? Can you move it?

Marissa? Hey, Gary.

Patrick, I don't believe it. You're doing the windows.

Yeah, better late than never.

So, how'd it go?

Yeah, it was a little bit tricky, but I got the police to board the place

without faulty wiring, so the rave is no more. Oh, my goodness.

So, Mr. Hobson, bet that head of yours is pretty cleared up now, huh?

What?

Big, dense thing telling you everything's hunky -dory.

What's he talking about?

Patrick, you didn't... Didn't what?

Well, Miss Clark, she told me not to, but I had to do something to make up for

this morning. So, that warehouse problem you were talking about?

I took care of it.

You did what?

Yeah, I moved it. Well, not me. My friend Nicky knows. He did.

Patrick,

what did you do?

I just moved it. I thought that that... No, Patrick, that's one thing you don't

do. You don't think. I don't believe this. You know what you've done? Gary,

that's enough.

Do you have any idea what you've done of all the...

I fired that kid a long time ago.

Club fired, kill 16.

How am I supposed to take it?

Where's the paper?

Down the stairs.

Did you see my paper over here?

The paper's gone. What? The paper. I left the paper out on the bar, and then

it's gone. Someone took the paper. Okay, slow down, Gary. Listen, I saw the

headline. It said club fire kills 16, but I don't know where and I don't know

when. Did you check the trash? I checked the trash. I looked around all over the

place. I even climbed around in the dumpster. Okay, okay. It's not okay. 16

people are going to die.

Let's go back.

You put the paper on the bar. Then what?

I put the paper on the bar, and then, well, I...

I hit the ladder, and the water fell, and then Patrick got mad at him, and

when I went upstairs, I left the paper. That was 15 minutes ago, Max.

Okay, so somewhere between 15 minutes ago and now... Someone took the paper.

Wait a minute.

I'm going upstairs now.

I'm sorry, Patrick.

I think I'll go first, Paki.

I'll use this.

Patrick?

I'll, um, stop back by and say my goodbyes.

Patrick has it.

Huh? I think he took the paper to help pack.

How do you... Are you sure?

Pretty sure.

Great.

Hey, who's Patrick Quinnspot? I got the last of the Mohicans right here. He's

still inside?

Affirmative.

Patrick, open up! Mr. Hobson?

Oh, thank God. I wanted to apologize, but I thought you never wanted to see me

again.

Patrick, I've been trying to call you for the last 20 minutes.

My phone's disconnected.

Wow, this is so nice.

Do you want to move the place? I mean, it looked a lot better when there was

furniture. Look, you took my paper. You took my paper from the bar.

That was yours?

Yes, that was my paper, and I need that paper. I need that very badly.

Well, I can buy you another one. I'll buy you a dozen. No, I can't use another

paper. I need that paper.

You see, I wrote a very important phone number on that paper.

Oh.

Hmm.

I must have packed it.

Well... Sorry, Cyrus.

And it ain't no thing but a chicken wing, bro. You want to check it out,

Check it out.

Those are all your boxes?

Yeah, I had a hard time deciding what to leave behind.

Fine.

Got one more, Mr. Hopson.

No,

huh?

No.

That's got to be one important phone number. Listen, are you sure this is all

the boxes you packed?

No.

No, you're not sure? No, there's more.

No, there's more. One more.

Well, where is it?

Overnight shipping.

Yeah, it gets there the next day.

Look, I got that part of it, but why would you only ship one package? Well, I

had a few things that I didn't want to be without, and besides, there's not a

lot of luggage room on my motorcycle.

On your motorcycle?

Yeah, I'm riding it out to Oregon tomorrow. Why are you going to Oregon?

know what? Don't worry about it. We'll talk about it later.

Yes?

My friend shipped a package on accident, and we need to find it before it

leaves. When was it picked up?

About an hour ago.

Oh, well, that shouldn't be a problem. Our next truck doesn't leave for another

20 minutes.

May I have your tracer number, please?

Tracer number?

It's on the receipt.

Ah, the receipt.

You have the receipt, don't you?

No, but I know where it is. I packed it.

He packed it.

I can't do anything without the tracer number.

Why would you pack the receipt?

I didn't want to lose it. It's a small package, about yay big, brown cardboard,

purple tape.

I'm sorry.

I'm afraid you don't understand. You see, this is a matter of life and death.

really, really needs his phone number.

Phone number?

Well, you see, it's more than just a phone number.

People's lives are at stake here.

Is there any way that we could go back and look for it ourselves?

Absolutely not.

Authorized personnel only.

Oh.

Well, then couldn't you have someone go back there for us, please, and check it

out themselves?

I'm sorry.

Once the package enters the security zone, we absolutely guarantee its

protection until delivery.

That's our solemn promise to you, the customer. Hey, get back here!

I'm right behind you, Mr. H.

Hey, these packages look like yours, Patrick.

To tell you the truth, they kind of all look like mine. That's great.

That's great.

Give me your box. I'm trying. Hey, you can't hold her. Get out.

Go,

go, go, go, go, go.

Mr. Hobson, where are you? Mr.

Hobson, you're all right.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm just fine.

Other than the fact that I don't have my paper and that we're being chased by

fellows with guns. Yeah.

Well, you should look on the bright side, Mr. H.

And what would the bright side be, Patrick?

Well, I don't believe it.

It's my baggage.

Oh, just a minute.

What are you doing?

You've got a flashlight?

Hang on.

You've got two flashlights. Back up.

Excuse me. I understand.

You need to read the paper.

It's for that phone number you want?

Yeah, that.

of the deadliest fires in Chicago history last night. It was erupted about

and creating havoc among party colors.

Firefighters spent five hours continuing the blaze. It claimed 16 lives and

demolished half a city block on the west side near Cicero.

Officials have yet to determine the cause of the blaze, which one witness

describes as an explosion.

You okay, Mr. H?

You've been kind of mumbling, you know. Two hours.

I got two hours.

Two hours to what?

You gotta stop the truck, Patrick. I gotta get out of here. You know, we're

probably just going to the airport. I shouldn't take that long. Well, unless

we're going over on the wreck, and then, well, it should be sometime tomorrow,

but definitely before noon. Thanks, Patrick.

It's so important that you have to overnight express it to yourself in

Oh, nothing.

Just a few things I don't like to be without.

Let me see. No.

Come on.

Come on. Come on.

That's a silly putty egg.

You know, you can bounce it, put it on comics, stretch out the faces.

Crack me up.

Yo -Yo 2000 championships. I'm in training.

Good luck.

I just, you know... Yeah.

I never really had a big brother, you know, Mr. Hobson, but if I did, I'd want

to be just like you, you know. But then I guess in that case, I wouldn't be

calling him Mr.

I'd call him something like Bill, you know, if that was his name.

Yeah. Or Frank.

I can't say so often.

Very good big brother.

No, get out.

No.

All big brothers, you know, they know what to do. They have the coolest

and they're great athletes, and they push you around, let you know that

getting out of line.

You did that part real well, Mr. Hobson.

Yeah, maybe too well.

No, no.

I mean, how else would I know that you cared about me?

Hey, you know, you never told me why you're going to Oregon.

You'll laugh.

No, I won't. Come on.

I'm going to be a kindergarten teacher.

It's silly, huh?

No, it's not silly.

It's just that I, you know, I look at you, Mr. Hopson, and how you're

always helping people.

I think to myself, well, how am I going to help people?

I mean, I don't have a sixth sense or anything.

I mean, all I got is a teaching degree, and, you know, I really love kids.

So I email my resume all over the country, and I got this job in Bend,

I mean, it's not much, but... What are you talking about, not much? That's

fantastic.

I mean, I couldn't do anything like that.

Hey, I couldn't teach.

I don't have the patience, but you, you're great with kids.

Kids love you. You love kids.

You're going to make a hell of a teacher, Patrick.

You really think so?

Yeah, I do.

about the costume thing.

Patrick, we've got to get into that party, understand?

Got you covered.

Patrick Quinn, my man.

You got a ticket?

Cool.

Password. But what I really want to do is direct.

Bingo. But now I got a problem.

Where's your costume?

What, you can't tell what we are?

I'm Ozzie Nelson, and this is my son, Ricky.

Hey, Ricky.

Mom tells me you've written a new song.

That's right, Dad.

Why don't you sing it for us, son?

Swell.

Hello, Mary Lou.

Goodbye, heart.

Sweet Mary Lou.

man. Get out of here.

Check it out, Mr. Huffman.

This is great.

All right, listen, Patrick, thank you very much for your help. You

stay here. I got.

causing a tornado.

Get over there, dude.

I can't.

Why not?

Wild card.

How's that?

Excuse me, will you? Look.

Yeah, but I don't have time right now, okay?

And he plays cards again. I love that.

Will you excuse me a second, please?

Patrick Quinn, that dude on the move. Hey, Tyrus, my man, what's happening?

much, man, since I packed up your crib, but I had to bring the truck here.

The truck you had to bring in here? Why?

Larry's supposed to give me a ride in his Jeep, but it got, like, totaled

at this body shop. I met some lame -o, let it get away, and it's taking it off

the flatbed. That bad boy done wrapped itself around the lamppost and stomped

it.

Chaos theory.

On Monday, a bumblebee flutters its wings in Tokyo, causing a tornado in

Friday.

Chaos theory.

This is it.

Oh, wild card. Bumblebee.

Oh, my God.

What am I going to do? Oh, my God.

Sir,

give me your keys.

What? Give me your keys now.

Hey, I'm telling you, they're not going to tell, man.

Yeah.

Patrick! Patrick!

Mr. Hopson? Uh, listen, before you start yelling at me... I know you told me

about being the wild card and everything, but then I heard Flair's

thought that maybe it was me causing the truck to be in the alley because of

what I did with the Jeep. And if I moved the truck from the alley, there would

be no fire.

Patrick, you did a good job. You stopped the fire.

I did? Cool.

Now listen to me. This truck is about to explode.

Bomber when?

Now. We got to get out, Patrick. We got to jump. You understand?

You open your door and you count to three. And on three, you jump. One, two,

three.

Call that one.

Patrick, you're the... You're alive.

You're the... What happened?

Oh, my truck.

It's only material things, right?

Mostly your material things, man.

I'm sorry.

It's okay. It's a sign.

Yeah.

A sign?

Definitely.

I'm staying.

Oh, no.

Oh, yes.

You need me more than ever.

No, no, no. The kids, the kindergartners, they need you. But you

No, no, I don't. Come on.

Admit it.

You're not staying. You want to know why you're not staying? Because as of right

now, you're fired.

What? You heard me. You're fired. You don't have a job anymore, and you're

to be better off for it.

You can't fool me, Mr.

Hobson. No, Patrick, I'm not fooling you. You're fired.

And you know what? You're going to thank me for it one day. I'll see you

tomorrow at McGinty's.

No, Patrick, you're not listening to me. I thought that maybe we could bring

back the karaoke machine, you know? Oh, I got it. I've got some drink specials

that I want to run by you. Patrick, read my lips. You're fired. And I thought

that maybe we could make Wednesday night ladies' night, you know, because 12

Wednesdays are pretty much slow. Listen, Patrick, you don't even have a place to

stay. Is that an invitation?

No, it's not an invitation. That is so cool of you, Mr. Hopson. Thank you.

All right.

Now we got something.

Patrick, no, we don't have anything. Now listen to me. No, we have something.

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