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Mother of pork, don't freakaxe.

Hey, Brad!

Yo! Move the bucket!

You need to move that bucket!

Move the bucket!

Hey, Gare!

Hey, buddy!

Chuck! What are you doing here? I had some time off, so I thought I'd come to

Chicago and spend some time with my best bud.

No, no, no. What are you doing here, right here, right now?

Oh, well, Marissa told me that you were at Harry Carey's. I love this place.

Thought we could have a beer, you know, have some fun.

I'm not here to have fun right now. I know. You're never here to have fun.

That's why I'm here.

Hey!

What are you doing?

You're not supposed to be up here. Get off the ladder.

Yeah, I'll get off the ladder, but first you gotta move that bucket from the

edge. Someone's gonna get hurt.

You mean like Kelly Barnhart, mother of four from Keokuk?

She's in Chicago for her second honeymoon?

What? Move the bucket!

All right, all right, but you two gotta get down!

Yeah, yeah, fine, fine.

Mission accomplished. Check.

Hey, what do you say we raise a glass to old Harry?

Whatever you do, don't let go!

Hold on, Gare!

I get tomorrow's news.

The death.

I'm out there saving people's lives.

That's what I do, you see.

Yeah, I didn't know you had a tattoo.

Whoa, look at that.

I don't have a tattoo.

Well, that's not what it looks like here, Mr. Hobson.

I don't care what it looks like there, Patrick. I don't have a tattoo. It's a

shadow or something.

Looks like a big lollipop.

Where is it?

Well, let's just say that he would have been able to sit down after he got it.

I don't have a tattoo. It's a shadow.

Of a lollipop?

Oh, right.

Yeah, I got a lot to do, and you're not paying me to stand around and stare at

your lollipop.

What are you laughing at? Nothing.

We wouldn't even be sitting here talking about this if someone had pantsed me in

front of all of Chicago to see.

Hey, now, it was an accident.

An accident. You know, everything's an accident with you. Always an accident.

When you come around, it's an accident. What are you doing here, anyway?

Nothing. Gare, how many times do I have to tell you? I just came to spend some

time with my friends.

Oh, your friends. He didn't come around to get a jump on the stock market, maybe

get some sports scores, did you?

Gare, Gare, Gare.

It's the new me.

The new you. Yeah, I've heard that before, too. When you produce a hit

television series like Bikini Squad, it gives you license to practically print

your own money. That thing doesn't interest me.

Wait a minute.

Oh, now I get that. Look, look, look.

Cubs rookie pitcher pitches a no -hitter. Picky, picky, picky.

You're not kidding. Of course. Why would I kid about a thing like that?

What's the big deal?

Marissa, we're talking about a no -hitter.

Yeah? No.

It's like hitting a hole -in -one in golf. It's like scoring 50 points in a

basketball game. It doesn't happen every day.

Right, and if you're one of those people lucky enough to be in the crowd, the

day one of those no -hitters happens, it's a memory and a moment that you'll

never forget for the rest of your life.

Tell you what, Gare, I'm going to go get us some tickets. Make up for that de

-pantsing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Wait a second.

What?

I got a worst problem.

Worst than what?

No, worse than nothing. A worst problem. I'll explain later.

Mr. Bratcher?

Mr. Bratcher?

Excuse me.

Greg Bratcher?

Nobody here is Greg Bratcher?

Hey,

buddy. Hey.

All right, now listen.

I got John Lurie, okay? One, two, three.

You saved my life.

Wow.

I was really starting to panic there. Thank God you were there.

Listen, man, if there's anything I can do for you... Yeah, next time, why don't

you choose slower?

Gotcha.

You want some?

No. No.

No.

We're gonna take bratwurst off of the menu.

Why? I just don't want to see any bratwurst for a long time.

Hey, Gary!

Oh, excuse me.

Read him and weep.

Two field box seats right behind home plate.

Unbelievable.

Where'd you get them?

What's that matter?

The point is you've cleared your schedule and you and I are going to

Field to see a rookie pitcher pitch a no -hitter his first professional game.

Yeah, that's absolutely right.

Yes, good job. Thank you.

Chuck.

What?

What have you done?

What do you mean, what have I done?

The story's gone.

What do you mean, it's gone?

Oh, no, where's my new letter?

It's got your fingerprints all over it. I mean it, I swear. What did you do this

morning? Nothing. Where'd you get the tickets?

What's that got to do with anything? Something changed the paper this

It wasn't me. Holly did save Gavin Bratwurst this morning. And that leaves

Now, where'd you get those tickets?

Doesn't the paper say where he hurt himself?

Details are sketchy regarding the exact nature of the accident that left Mendoza

with a torn Achilles tendon.

Ouch. Hub management say they will issue a more complete statement tomorrow.

Ah, don't look at me like that. If, and it is a very big if.

By some strange reason, I did have something to do with that. You know that

would be completely unintentional. I would never do anything to make the

lose the ball. You.

Me.

Don't give me that. What did I tell you before?

To leave, so I left.

And if I ever saw you again, I was... He made me come back.

What'd you do this time? He double parked in the taxi zone. Nobody could

I was there for a minute.

A minute? 90 seconds, Max.

Cops show and bust my chops for impeding traffic. Meanwhile, this guy is shaking

down the shoeshine guy for Cubs tickets. Wait a minute. Who's shaking down who?

That shoeshine guy is the biggest thief in Chicago.

Well, management didn't have to know about his little ticket scalping

but they do now, and they blame me.

Well, they should.

Ticket scalping is illegal.

You should be ashamed of yourself and that stupid hat. Come on, let's find

Mendoza. Pedro Mendoza?

You know him?

The new Cubs rookie?

I should hope I do. He's staying here. He's supposed to pitch today.

Wanted a cab, but he couldn't get one because this moron here was blocking

traffic. Decided to hoop it. Said he was going to take the L.

What? What's wrong with public transportation?

Come on!

Oh,

yeah, I see what you mean.

You all right?

Yeah, thanks.

Nothing torn or twisted?

No, I don't think so.

So you all right to start today?

Yeah, how'd you know?

Big Cubbies fan.

Pedro Mendoza, right? Yeah. All right, what are you doing up here?

Some idiot blocked the traffic and burned the hotel, and I couldn't get a

Some people have absolutely no consideration.

No, it's a wonder you weren't hurt.

Got to protect that pitching arm.

Oh, good arm.

So, come on, we'll take a cab. No, no, no, I tried, but they wouldn't stop.

Follow me.

Yeah, follow him. We got to get you to the ballpark, give you some time to warm

up.

Pedro?

Chuck, that's my boy.

Thanks, guys. If there's anything I can do... Actually, would it be all right if

we hopped a ride with you to Wrigley? Sure, get in. I've got to go see someone

first. What? Who?

Ramon Archuleta.

Who? Ramon Archuleta. Mother Hubbard, remember?

No, what are you talking about? Ramon, would you excuse us for a minute? Come

on.

Ramon Archuleta. Mother Hubbard's at the barn. If I don't get there, he's going

to be shot.

Oh.

Okay. Well, I'll tell you what. Why don't you meet us in the seats, and I'll

with him.

Okay, it's a great day. Let's play two. You know who said that?

Mr. Cub, Ernie Banks. Let's go.

Looking good, kid. Looking good. What's going on?

Cubs lose.

Chuck!

You didn't by chance see a little, uh, short, uh, funny -looking guy with a

tall, good -looking guy, did you? Huh?

Hey!

Whoa.

John!

Yeah?

I thought you were in a hurry.

Where's Pedro? Hey, he went inside of your gum.

To get gum? Yeah, in there.

Hey,

keep the meter running.

You didn't see a tall guy walk in here by chance, did you?

Like that?

Yeah. Went off the side.

What? What have

you done?

Nothing, I swear.

I was just giving him some financial advice, that's all. Why? What is the

problem?

Cubs lose, rookie pitcher missing.

Oh, no, we got to go find him.

There's no time. What do you mean no time? We're talking about a no -hitter

here.

A man dies in a shooting at bar.

Police are still gathering evidence about the late -morning brawl that left

Dominican restaurant owner Ramon Archuleta dead at the scene.

Police are searching for two men who were with Archuleta at the time of the

shooting.

Yeah? I just want you to know, I'm there for you if you need it.

Now, come on.

You have no idea the tension I defuse every day on the set of Bikini Squad.

You can't believe these actresses. One of them doesn't like her trailer. The

other one doesn't like her portable gym.

One of them has me take out the cantaloupe inside of her fruit salad.

Oh, and you know those cell phones? They wear these like spaceship. Come on, get

in.

It's all there, gentlemen. I'm not going to short anybody.

No, don't make me lose count.

Satisfied.

There's a problem.

What problem?

Mr. Escobar was happy to loan you the money, but you missed the payment.

Right. Three weeks ago, and I made it up.

I paid the full amount and the interest.

Interest changed when you missed the last payment.

What? That's the problem. Wait a minute. You need double what's in here.

Double?

That's impossible.

Mr. Escobar ain't gonna like to hear that.

But after all, here's generosity.

Generosity? Slow down, Ramon.

Of course there is an alternative.

What?

Mr. Escobar will forget the debt for a partnership in the restaurant.

55th split.

Forget it.

I worked hard to build my place. I finally got it making a profit.

That's why Mr.

Escobar is willing to help you out of this problem. No, there is no problem.

Ecuador is the problem.

I trusted him because he's Dominican.

He said he was a friend, but he's no friend.

He's just a thief.

Hey, nobody told you to borrow his money. I paid it back.

Not quick enough.

He can't do this to me.

You did it to yourself, amigo.

Why don't we talk about this now, huh?

Amon?

For the record, I would just like to point out that this is not my fault.

What were you doing at that bar anyway?

Yeah, and why did you ditch me with that cab?

I got out of the cab because you told me my brother was in trouble.

Your brother?

You mean the guy at the bar?

Ramon Archuleta is my brother.

How could he be your brother? Your name is Mendoza.

My mom remarried after her first husband died.

Ramon's my big brother.

So how'd you know he was in trouble?

Oh, uh, well, Gary's a bar owner. He hears things, you know.

How come you didn't say something?

We take care of things ourselves.

Ramon was always bailing me out when I was a kid.

If he's in trouble now, I want to help.

You don't know what kind of trouble he might be in, do you?

I really don't know.

He owns a restaurant, and he's always sending money out to the rest of the

family to help out.

I wish I knew what's wrong.

Yeah, that'd be nice to know, wouldn't it?

Small wrinkle with Archuleta.

What? He wouldn't take the deal.

He had some muscle back in his plate.

Muscle? Archuleta?

Strictly amateur hour. He thinks he got off.

So he needs to be corrected.

Just bruises, nothing broken.

The restaurant is what's important to him.

Tortured.

Why would I want to share a burnt -out restaurant?

Small grease fire.

Just enough to show how vulnerable he is.

Gotcha.

I gotta get out of here.

You're telling me.

Hey, Joe Friday, over here.

We get our phone calls or what?

You'll get a phone call when you're processed. So sit down, shut up, and

get to you when we get to you.

Well, that's fine with me, but good luck telling that to the Chicago Cubs.

What about the Cubs?

Well, nothing.

Nothing other than the fact that you got today's starting pitcher locked up in

here. Nice try.

The Cubs are starting some rookie they called up from Des Moines.

That's right, Pedro Mendoza.

Hello.

You check it out, Sherlock.

You got Pedro Mendoza?

Yeah? Yep. And if we don't get to Wrigley Field pronto, you are going to

responsible for throwing off the Cubs' entire starting rotation.

I can hear the reporters now, huh? Tell us, Sergeant, do you realize you're

holding the Cubs' starting pitcher? Do you mean to tell us you couldn't release

him on his own recognizance, even though the whole Cubs organization was behind

him? Witnesses say he didn't even participate in the bar fight, but that

just visiting his brother. Very ugly.

Nasty.

Is that true?

You know how much trouble I could get into?

You know what, Sergeant?

Sometimes in the great scheme of life, a man has just got to stand up and show

the world what he's made of. And what's more important, bending the rules or

costing the Cubs a ballgame?

If you're a true Chicagoan, Sergeant, there's not even a choice either.

Thanks, guys.

All right, good. Now all we got to do is get you a cab and take you to Wrigley

Field. I can't go. What are you talking about? My brother's in trouble, Charlie.

But you got a game to pitch.

How many comes first?

Agreed, but when it comes to the Cubbies, aren't we all one big happy

Chuck, forget about it. What are you talking about? Why don't we grab a cab

go see Pedro's brother?

No, you're talking... What do you mean, Pedro's brother? He's got a bitch.

Taxi! His brother's gonna die.

Again?

Restaurant owner dies in a blaze.

Come on, we gotta hurry.

You're telling me the national anthem starts in three hours.

Hey,

stop!

I'll take care of this.

Thanks, Pat. Come on.

Allow me.

You know

what

I was thinking?

Maybe someday Pedro will bring Sammy Sosa here.

I would love to meet Sammy Sosa.

What makes you think Sammy Sosa will want to meet a skinny little chiquita

you, huh?

Lupita. Hey.

¿Qué pasa aquí? Aren't you supposed to be pitching?

Yeah, we're all coming down.

Not that I know what's going on.

What do you mean?

What I mean? I saw you at the bar, Ramón.

What kind of trouble are you in?

I don't know what you're talking about. I'm not in any kind of trouble. It was

just a little disagreement.

Aren't you going to introduce me to your friends?

Aren't you the guys from the bar?

Oh, you don't know each other?

Didn't you say you know Ramon?

No, no, no. What I said was that... What did I say exactly?

What you said, dear, was that you knew Ramon's restaurant.

Because you were a foreigner yourself, you wanted to check out the Dominican

flavor for McGinty's. Yeah, McGinty's.

Oh, well, make yourselves at home.

Gracias.

Lupita, a pitcher of iced tea for everyone, please.

Oh, yeah, why don't I help you with the iced tea?

I'm going to help him help her.

Well, no, no.

My mom, please, please.

Are you going to tell me what's up?

Nothing's up.

Keep her out of here.

Ah, Lupita.

That's a beautiful name.

Listen, do you do any modeling?

Modeling?

Don't you worry about me and Manito, okay?

I produce a little television show out on the coast.

Maybe you've heard of it. It's called Bikini Squad.

No. No?

Actually, I'm negotiating the foreign syndication right next week.

So anyway, I design a lot of the bikinis on the show. I work with a Brazilian

woman.

Rio. I don't know if you've been there or not. They're beautiful bathing suits

there. And, you know, Lupita and I would, uh, Gary?

Gary! Call 911!

Oh my God, Ramon!

Grab that fire extinguisher, please.

I don't know. Some oil caught on fire.

What did you do?

What did I do? I didn't do anything. I came in for some iced tea.

Lupita, were you cooking?

No, nothing. Nothing was on.

So how did it start?

It is a little strange.

But the important thing is everybody's okay, right?

Yeah, yeah.

So we got to get this guy going because he's got a ball game to pitch. Right.

Okay. Ramon says he just got in an argument about sports.

Football fans, you know how they are.

Okay, fine, fine. That's good. But whatever we do, we got to get him to the

now or they're going to scratch him from the starting lineup. Okay. Are you sure

everything is all right? Yeah, I'm fine. Pedro, I'm the big brother here, okay?

You let me worry about things like always. Right now, you better get going

because if you miss your first fight, you're going to have to answer to me.

Comprende? Go ahead.

Headline, headline, headline.

Yeah, yeah, it's right.

My no -hitter? Yes!

It's a good thing I was here to supervise the fight. Come on.

Just whipping.

Hey, he doesn't need luck, huh?

Not with that slider I taught him.

You make sure and tell Tommy Sosa where he can always get good Dominican food,

okay?

Thanks, guys.

Thanks again.

Hey, listen, is it all right if we hop a lift with you? Sure.

I don't know how far we've gotten without you, okay?

It's good somebody appreciates me. Come on, let's go.

Yeah.

Yeah. What? I got a problem at a paint shop where your compressor's gone.

I'll catch you later. The seats. All right, don't lose that ticket.

Adios, amiga.

All right,

to Wrigley Field and step on it.

What's going on?

Oh, it's my cousin, Pedro Mendoza.

He's a pitcher with the Chicago Cubs.

Mendoza? Never heard of him.

He's a rookie. Just got called up.

Really?

He's Ramon's brother?

Fire was above, but there's something else.

What?

Ramon's got a brother.

Pitcher for the Cubs.

He's just here and supposed to pitch to you.

Really?

I wonder if he'll make it.

Mr.

Craven!

Mr. Craven? Yeah, one second. I got a little technical glitch here, but this

ought to take care of it.

Ah! Oh, man!

That's smart!

Hey, Mr. Craven, I think that compressor is going to blow.

No, no, her march just works in her mind. I just need to find the right

Hey, hand me that crescent wrench right there.

Yeah.

A professional?

No, I don't think so. I just have to tighten this gasket here, then we're

in business.

Well, what if you're wrong?

What if it's not the gasket?

What if it's the intake valve?

Intake? The intake valve?

Yeah.

You know, you may be right.

Maybe you should call somebody now.

Yeah, right. Hey, do me a favor. Put your finger right there.

Then you can call a professional. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Right there.

You hear that?

Intake valve. You were right.

Whoa, whoa, Mr.

Hobson. Patrick, not a word.

Well, look at yourself.

Patrick. What's the matter?

Nothing's the matter.

I just had a little problem with a paint compressor. That's all. Everything's

fine. That is a really good look for you, Mr. Hobson.

Patrick, I'm covered in paint. What are you talking about?

I thought I saw latex.

It's the Mummenschants. Look. You know the Mummenschants? The mime troupe? They

painted their bodies. They do the box.

They were very popular in the late 80s among mime fans.

Stop that.

Come on, everybody loves Mime.

What's he doing?

I'm walking, see?

Walking, walking, stopping.

Walking, walking.

You know what? Some days I really envy you.

No, I'm running. I'm running.

Now this feeling's coming down.

Push it off.

See, Mime just cheers everybody up.

Where's my Jeep?

In the shop. You asked me to take it in today, remember?

Oh, I didn't. Oh, yeah, I guess that's... Well, where's the van?

Jimmy's making a pickup. Why?

Oh, I gotta go somewhere. I gotta go fast.

Do you want me to call a taxi? No, I don't have time for a taxi.

Do you want to use my bike, Mr. Hobson?

No, I... Does your bike run?

Uh, more or less.

All right, I'll use your bike.

All right.

Wear a helmet.

She leaks oil.

Who? Teresa.

Huh? I'm on my bike.

Watch

your

bike!

I don't believe this.

Come on, we got a ball game to go to.

We've gone six blocks in 40 minutes.

You know, Chuck, I was thinking.

If my brother went into that bar to have a beer, how did Gary know he was in

trouble?

Gary.

Gary knows these things.

Something had to be wrong.

We don't know that for sure.

That fire.

What if it wasn't an accident?

Of course it was an accident. How else could it have happened?

I don't know. Ramon is always looking out for everyone else.

He was the one who told me how to play baseball.

If he's in trouble, he's not going to tell anybody, especially his little

brother.

Look, let's not worry about Ramon right now, okay? What we have to worry about

is getting to that ballpark.

You know, we're going to get out of here.

What are you doing? Look, Wrigley Field is only about a half a mile from here.

Here, thanks a lot for nothing, pal.

Let's go.

Come on, let's go.

We need to loosen up anyway.

It's over here.

Oh, man.

I'm so ashamed.

It's my first day in the major leagues.

What a beautiful day. I never dreamed it was going to be like this. Okay, Gus,

later. Come on, we got to find the player's entrance. I think it's this

Excuse us, fellas.

Gus!

You're in for this call, man. Hey, wait a minute. You guys can't do this now.

Stop him.

Let's go. Go where?

Ramon, what's going on?

Hermanito.

Mr. Mendoza, congratulations on making the major leagues.

Don't listen to him.

Who are you? Watch your mouth when you're talking to Mr. Escobar. It's

I'm in business with your brother. He's lying.

Anybody who wants to talk business with Pedro, they gotta talk to me first.

Should I care who you are?

I'm the family advisor.

This guy was at the bar earlier.

And the restaurant.

You want me to kill him?

Not yet.

Not yet?

What do you mean, not yet?

Now, Ramon, I'll renew my offer.

51 % of the business or this promising young pitcher is going to start his

career with a broken arm.

What? You can't do that.

Go ahead. Kill him.

Let's go. Wait, I...

Come on, give me that.

Sure.

Doesn't spark.

Hey!

You're the guy from the Broadway stand! You saved my life! Hey, this is the guy!

Hey!

Hey, listen, do me a favor, will you?

Yeah. Your phone. Dial 911.

Hey, you tell the police to go to Douglas Park. Why? What's going on at

park? There's got to be a fight. A friend of mine is going to get shot.

All right. Hurry up. All right, I'm on it.

Hey, it was just a negotiating position, fellas. There's no need for gunplay.

We can work this out.

Leave him alone or go out.

I'll do it. All right, come on. Bring him back.

Let's go.

You don't need to do business with this scum.

I already did.

I borrowed money from him. Why?

I would have let you anything you needed. I got a little behind, that's

I could have made it up on my own except for this thief here.

He preys on the neighborhood like a bloodsucker.

I'm wounded.

But I need a decision. Back off, will you?

Hey, I give the orders here.

Don't hurt him.

I'll do what you want.

You can have the restaurant.

No, no, Ramon. You can have my money. Hey, hey, that's a bad idea, Pedro,

Because once he gets his claws in you, he's never going to stop.

I'm getting tired of this.

Kill him.

No!

Gary! Now what?

What took you so long?

Kill him.

Oh, no!

The police are happy to get their hands on a quad?

Yeah. They've been trying for a while, but never had a solid case until now.

Yeah, well, thanks to the Sammy Sosa fan club.

I may never wash my chest again.

You sure I can't find something else? A ball, a program?

No way, man. Let's go.

We got a game to get to.

We're even.

At least till the next bratwurst.

Yeah, yeah.

Eat, blow, and digest, my friend.

Uh -huh.

I gotta go, too.

Uh, yeah.

No kidding.

Come on.

I never really thanked you for all you've done for me.

But, um, I'm grown up now.

Any more problems, we'll face them together.

You understand?

Aw.

Hey, is he still, um... Yeah.

I understand somebody needs a police escort to Wrigley right away.

Uh, that would be these two.

You're going to stand around here all day. You're going to get in there and

pitch a ball game.

Dedicating this one to you, bro.

Gary.

Gary, thanks.

Take care.

Pedro, it's going to be a good game.

Hi, Chuck.

Thanks for the financial advice.

I'll be in touch.

You got my cell phone number, right?

What? Financial advice.

I knew you were up to something.

I wasn't, I swear. I didn't even think about it until you brought it up just

now.

You're never going to change, are you?

Look, just because I'm a kinder and gentler Chuck Fishman does not mean that

going to let an opportunity that can benefit both parties slip by.

Yeah, well, I mean, why would I want to do that, Jay?

Life's about opportunity and taking advantage of it. You've got to grab that

bull by the horn. Take what's rightfully yours.

You're unbelievable.

What? You need to lighten up, pal.

You know what? Why don't you just come right out and admit it, huh?

Admit what?

Admit what? You're Chuck Fishman. Come on, kid.

You're Chuck Fishman. You'll always be Chuck Fishman. You always have been,

Chuck. You're not going to change.

All right, fine, Gary. If it makes you happy, I admit it.

Thank you very much. You're welcome. Good. Good. All right.

Now, since I practically risked my life, and it's taken us all day to get here,

can we please just go in and relax and enjoy the game? Relax and enjoy the

Sure. Good.

It is nice, huh?

Some best buds.

Kicking back at a ball game.

Hot dogs.

Beer. What more could you want?

Peanuts. Peanuts. You gotta have peanuts. Peanuts. Dogs, studs, and

Let's just get in there before anything else happens, huh?

What a rotten break, huh, son?

We came all this way for something.

I'm sorry, pal. I didn't know it was a sellout.

It's late. Who could have guessed?

It's okay. We'll see another day. Yeah, I'll get another day off. I promise.

I swear we'll come back with a full day off.

We'll get here early. We'll watch batting practice, have a couple of hot

It'll be fun.

Next year.

Yeah, next year.

Winter will go fast.

Here, give me your ticket.

Hmm? Give me your ticket.

Adam, Adam, love.

Even a ring.

You know what?

I got a couple extra tickets for today's game.

Really?

Yeah, if you'd like them.

Oh.

Sure, they're box seats right behind home plate.

How much?

Couple hundred?

Actually, I got him for nothing. You can have him for nothing.

Are you serious?

Sure.

Tell you what, go in there and have a good time.

Thanks, man.

I really appreciate it. Yeah, mister, thanks.

Okay, my pleasure.

And who knows, you might even see a no -hitter.

Thanks again.

Yeah, sure. I don't believe it. I know.

I really don't believe it.

You, Chuck Fishman, just gave up two tickets to a no -hitter, Cub Tister.

Maybe you have changed.

But I've been telling you.

McGarrett, I want you to do me a favor.

If I ever do anything like that again, I want you to tackle me and hold me down.

Until I've come to my senses.

There's something I will do for you. I guarantee it. I gotta get my head

checked. I've been telling you that for years.

I thought we would do something good.

Early edition continues tomorrow at midday. The next share the blossoming

romance between a young farmer and the daughter of the town's most intimidating

man. Patrick Bergen and the Oscar -winning Brenda Fricker star in an

filmed across the Irish countryside.

Durango, next.