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Shine and shine, Chicago.

It's 6 .30. Time to wake up and smell the concrete.

It's sweater weather.

What have you done?

What if you knew, beyond a

doubt, what was going to happen tomorrow?

What would you do?

There is no easy answer for a guy who gets tomorrow's news today.

I don't believe this.

I mean, look at this. I wish I could.

Here.

That's one of the bigger pieces.

Oh, my. Yeah, oh, my.

Now, what are you going to do?

I'm going to cancel my subscription. Oh, Gary, come on. I don't know what I'm

going to do. How am I supposed to know what to do? All right, all right, all

right. No need to bark.

How am I going to know what to do today when the paper's turned into a big

jigsaw puzzle?

Well, put it back together.

You know, I've always hated jigsaw puzzles.

I wish I could help.

Yeah, I wish you could help, too. I'm going to have to have someone to help.

going to have to have someone to help.

Henry?

Yeah?

Can I borrow him for a moment?

Why?

Nothing, just something I got to do. Something special.

Cool. Wait, the bath leaves in ten minutes. Ten minutes, sure. Ten minutes.

ten minutes, I can explain. Ten minutes.

Boy, what a mess.

Yeah, thanks, Henry.

How are you going to stop what's going to happen if you don't know what's going

to happen?

Well, that's why you're here, to try to help put Humpty Dumpty back together

again. Okay, start with the edges first.

The edges?

Yeah, the border.

Once you get that, you film the rest.

It's fun.

It's fun.

You're slow.

Yeah, well, I'm a little out of practice.

You stay out of this, you understand?

Did you really do this, boy? Look, why don't we just concentrate on the paper

right now, okay?

You know, my mom's really good at puzzles. I can go... No, no, no, no.

You can't tell your mom.

Why not?

Because she doesn't know about the paper and she's not gonna know about the

paper. Why not?

Yeah, Gary, why not? You know and I know and Marissa knows. Yeah, and that's one

person too many, Henry.

Now, why don't we just find more edges here, huh?

What are you laughing at?

Nothing.

Take... Tax bill approved.

Nothing to worry about there.

Uh -oh. Hi.

Look at this.

What is it?

Piece of paper. It says shooting.

Oh, no. Where?

Well, I don't know. It's just one piece of paper.

That's all we've got.

Come on, Henry. Let's go.

What are you doing?

Gary's cat ripped up his newspaper, so we're putting it back together.

Couldn't you have just bought another paper?

Cheap. Cheap.

It's an environmental thing.

Yeah. Save the paper, spare the tree.

I'll have what he said.

the party. They're putting together Gary's papers they're planning, I guess.

cool. Can I help?

No, no, no, no.

Patrick, why don't you go help Erica set up the bar?

Please. You need to catch a bus.

Okay. Well, good luck.

Good luck. Have a nice day, Henry. Bye.

You too.

Mom, wake up.

This is going to be a very long day, isn't it?

I found another one. And?

Not good.

It's straight in Preparatory High School.

Shooting takes place at a high school?

Yeah, and somebody's going to be in critical condition over at Chicago

But it doesn't say who or why?

No. Well, school must be starting soon. I think you better get over there, Gary.

Yeah.

Yeah, and I'll take the paper with me, and I can put it together along the way.

Here.

There were 25 students from Susan Meyer's class.

What about Susan Meyer's class?

Excuse me.

Help me out, would you?

Susan Myers classes? Miss Myers? Miss Myers, yeah. Yeah, uh, sure. See those

doors? Just go through there, go to the bottom of the steps. When you hit the

bottom of the steps, take a right, go to the end of the hall, and look for room

134. 134, 134, 134. Thanks, 134. No problem.

134, 134.

134, 134, 134, 134.

119, 132.

132, 134.

Sanatorium, bye.

Oh, that's fine.

Oh, uh, excuse me. Oh, okay. Can you two tell me where Miss Myers' class is?

Do you think you could get out of my way?

Any.

310 is on the third floor. Oh, thank you very much.

Oh, excuse me.

Can you tell me what was Miss Meyer's class? Oh, you're the sub? Thank God.

They told me your car broke down, that you couldn't make it. No, no, no. I'm

Yvonne Saunders. I'm the principal here. I thought I was going to have to teach

all your classes myself.

But no, Professor Saunders... I brought all Mrs. Meyer's classwork with me. And

let's see, you're going to have homeroom now, first period grammar and

composition, third period junior English, and sixth period AP literature,

to ask you.

You are familiar with the Brothers Paramount stuff, aren't you?

Oh, yeah, we're like family.

Shall we?

Morning, everyone.

Mrs. Myers is called in sick today, so you'll be having a substitute.

This is

Mr.

Hobson. Please show him the same respect you would show Mrs. Myers.

I'll see you later.

Mr. Hobson, like she said, and I have no idea what I'm doing here.

Of course, I know what I'm doing here. I'm going to do what anyone else would

under these circumstances, which would be... Yes?

Weren't you going to take roles?

That's what Mrs. Myers says.

Well, thank you, Mr... Vanuki.

Arnetta Vanuki.

Vanuki, yes.

And I suppose when Miss Myers would take roll, she would, uh... Use the

attendance book.

The attendance book.

Spiral notebook.

Yeah, this is the attendance book, of course.

Okay, uh... Have you ever done this before?

Yeah, well, of course I've done this. You think they'd have someone come in

with no experience to teach your class?

You should see some of our teachers.

Well, I'm not one of them. I'm, uh...

All right, roll call.

Hey,

pal, you want to stand up?

Who? Are you talking to me, sir?

Yeah, no, I'm talking to the wall behind you.

You want me to stand up, sir?

You get an A for comprehension. Stand up, please.

What's your name?

Schwarzenegger.

Schwarzenegger.

Listen, you want to tell me your name, or would you like to go down and talk to

Principal, uh... Saunders.

Yeah, Principal Saunders, huh?

Rick Williams.

Mr. Williams, if you do that again, I'm going to toss you out in the courtyard

in that pointy little head of yours. You understand that?

Really? Well, correct me if I'm mistaken, sir, but I think that if you

the school board would see to it that you never taught again.

Well, you're wrong, and I will correct you, because I really don't care that

much about teaching. Now, why don't you sit down?

You guys want to break it up for me here?

It wasn't to you, Mr.

Substitute.

Well, it would just be nice if you could share the air in here with the rest of

us.

All right, now roll call, huh?

Aren't you going to go with the rest of the herd?

I'm in your first class.

I'd be happy to walk you there.

Yeah, first class. You would know where that is. You're in that first class.

I would, uh... Yep, let's go to first class.

Eddie. What's with you today?

I've got a class.

So? We don't want to be late.

Hey, listen.

About Saturday night, I was thinking we'd hang at my cousin's place.

Folks are going out of town.

Oh, I don't know.

Come on.

Well, my family might have plans or something.

Your family?

T .D., I gotta go. See you later.

What are you looking at? Nothing.

Hey, Mr. Becker, good morning. That's a really nice shirt you're wearing. Did

your wife pick it out for you?

Enough of your insolence, Williams.

Insolence, sir?

You don't fool me.

Not for a second.

I don't believe you.

Come on, man. Becker's a joke.

Yeah, Becker is seriously deranged. Right.

So? So you keep pushing his buttons, one of these days he's going to explode.

That's what I'm hoping for. Wait till you see what I have planned for Jim

I don't want to know.

Come on, Jason.

You've got to have more fun in your life.

Hey, you want to move in on Megan? You better know a good doctor. Man, Eddie's

going to kill you. That guy is psycho when it comes to her. I'm not moving in

Megan. But you'd like to.

She deserves better, that's all. Meaning you. Meaning what business is it of

yours anyway?

Hey, I care, buddy.

Yeah, right.

What's that, your lunch?

Oh, I've got a big appetite.

Listen, can I ask you a question, Miss Manuki?

Um, Arnetta.

Arnetta, you don't have a gun problem at the school by chance, do you? A gun

problem? No, why?

Just a special interest of mine, an anti -violent.

You mean like ready to spank Ricky Williams?

No, no, no, I admit that that was not a very good idea.

It was great. Nobody ever talks to Ricky that way.

His family's real rich.

He gets away with everything.

So you wouldn't by chance know of anybody who might want to choose

You're creeping me out, Mr. Hobson.

Sorry.

Um, here we are.

What are we studying today?

Oh, we're diagramming sentences.

Diagramming sentences.

Something wrong?

Nothing. I'm always just a whiz kid at those sentence diagrammings.

Why don't you go ahead?

So the adverbial phrase goes over

here, which still leaves us with a bit of a dangling participle or something or

other over here.

All right, so the proposition that all men are created equal.

Well, it's actually the direct object on the receiving end of dedicated, which

is right here. So we pull it over here, sort of like a guard pulling on an end

around. Any questions?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Gary, Gary, Gary, slow down.

Yeah, well, Marissa, I got fooled right now, but I don't know for how much

longer. Next period, I'm teaching Shakespeare.

Wait, you're teaching Shakespeare?

Yeah, well, don't laugh. It's not funny.

I don't know why someone's going to get shot. I don't know who, what, when, why,

where, how.

Mr. Hobson's teaching Shakespeare?

Patrick, how long have you been there?

Oh, I was just bringing in some ice.

That's Patrick?

I'm afraid so.

Yeah, well, put him on.

Um, he wants to talk to you.

Me? Mm -hmm.

Hey, Mr. Hobson. Wow, you're a teacher, too?

Yeah, well, it's something I used to do before McGinty's. Yeah, they keep you on

the list, sort of like a pinch hitter. Oh, yeah, real renaissance, man.

teach you Shakespeare, he mixed his drinks.

Listen, Patrick, didn't you want to tell me you used to be an education major?

Oh, yeah, absolutely. It was right after I tried archaeology and right before I

went into pre -law. Oh, no, was it the other way around?

Yeah, well, listen, Patrick, I need you to do me a very big favor.

Oh, yeah, sure. Name it, Mr. Hobson.

I need you to teach one of these English classes for me.

I'm in kind of a jam right now, and you need to come over to Triton Preparatory

High School. Can you do that for me? Are you serious? You want me to teach your

classes? Yes, Patrick, I'm serious.

Uh, well, I mean, I don't know, Mr. Hobson. Truth is, is that I only got two

credits in education before I switched majors.

Patrick, did you go to high school?

No, six years.

Well, then you're overqualified.

All right, you got a deal, Mr. Hobson.

Good, good, good. Then meet me in room 204 as soon as you can.

Okay, I'm on it.

Bye.

I'm gonna be a teacher.

God help us.

It's just that we're supposed to read Hamlet here, and so we're going to have

general discussion.

So what do you think?

Anyone?

Yes. Are you married?

No, I'm not married.

Hamlet, let's just have questions or comments, just a discussion here.

Yes.

Why not?

Why not what?

Why aren't you married?

Well, I'm just not married.

Let's talk about Hamlet here.

Would someone like to start now?

Well, look, I'm just not. I mean, I was married, but it sort of fell apart. My

wife, she called it quits and threw everything out a window at me. So to sum

up, I'm not married. I might get married again sometime, but I'm not now. So I

don't know. Are you satisfied?

I was just going to say someone's at the door.

Yeah, that's...

Everybody, this is the new teacher.

His name is Patrick Quinn. He's a wonderful teacher. He's going to help

learn everything you need to know about Hamlet.

Mr. Thompson, I've never read Hamlet.

Any suggestions?

Yeah.

Don't let them know that. You see the kid in the third aisle with the striped

shirt on? Whatever you do, do not call on her.

And good luck and thanks.

Yeah.

This might have art projects in it. That damn kid.

You mean this damn kid, Mr. Becker? I wouldn't believe what he did this time.

threatened me with bodily harm, Principal Saunders. He put itching

everyone's jock straps. I got a gym full of kids scratching like nobody's

business. I don't know why he accuses me, Principal Saunders. He has

no proof.

Who else would have done it? All right, that's quite enough, Mr. Becker. Look,

Yvonne. I said enough.

Ricky, go rejoin your gym class.

Yes, ma 'am. Thank you, ma 'am.

Now you're out of here. kill that kid.

Mark, we've had this discussion before.

You simply cannot lose control like that.

Chasing students down hallways?

Oh, I get it.

It's my fault that Ricky Williams is a spoiled brat.

It's my fault that we got a parent body here that abdicates responsibility for

their kids. It's my fault we got a bleeding heart administration.

I'll see you in my office six period. Understood?

Aye, aye, sir.

You new here?

Do as you substitute.

Welcome to the asylum, pal.

Mr. Hobson.

Don't you have a class or something?

A class?

Well, yes, I do, but... But what?

Well, but I have a student teacher who I happen to be monitoring.

Wait a minute. You let a student teacher take over and you didn't inform me?

Yes.

We're going to go check it out.

Let's go.

You know what? You've got a lot of nerve, mister. A lot of nerve.

Hamlet. Hamlet.

Okay, I'll fix your bummer.

Tell you what.

Pretend I'm someone who's never read Hamlet before. Let's just pretend.

Okay, who here thinks they can tell me the story of Hamlet, but tell me quick

enough that I'm not going to get bored?

You there. Yes, you in the shirt. What is your name?

Larry. Okay, Larry, you've got 30 seconds. Go.

Okay, well, there's these people out in the middle of nowhere, like in this

castle, and they keep getting killed. And Hamlet can't decide what to do about

all these people getting killed, so he does nothing.

And what happens?

He gets killed.

Whoa.

Hasta la vista, Hamlet.

Okay, Larry.

Thank you. That was a very good summary.

So, let's review.

Dangerous situation.

High body count. Indecisive hero.

It's just a whole horrible situation.

Does this remind you of anything that maybe you've seen recently?

Am I the only one here who's seen the movie Anaconda?

I saw that.

Yeah, well, it's the same thing as Hamlet, only instead of getting killed

castles, they're getting killed on a boat going up the Amazon by

a giant snake.

Principal Saunders, the truth is that I heard a rumor that there might be a

shooting at this place. What? A shooting here at Triton?

Who told you that?

I overheard some people talking. What, some students or something? I can't be

100 % sure of that. Make sense, mister.

I'm trying, believe me. Look, this is a good school with respectable families.

Well, still, guns are very common these days. We do not have a gun problem at

Triton. Now, let's look in on your student teacher, okay, Mr. Hobson? I

your sake he knows what the hell he's doing. He doesn't become a hero until he

decides to stay and fight.

That's what makes him a hero. Ah, but he's not a hero until he makes his

decision? That's what I'm saying. No, he's a hero from the start.

Patrick Quinn, he's full of surprises.

My boat's with the chick.

Let's go.

Like Ice Cube.

Okay, Larry, yes, oh, that is very interesting.

So what you're saying is that Ice Cube is really the hero. Yeah, him and

Jennifer Lopez.

But they're the ones who end up killing the snake after John Voight's dead.

Yeah, right. It's not like any of them ever killed a snake before. And it's a

big snake. Ah, yeah, sure. It was an anaconda.

Anaconda. Anaconda, yes.

Okay, I think I got the movie sorted out, but I still don't know what this

to do with Hamlet.

Haven't you been paying attention?

Shot rang out at 3 .15.

3 .15, that's too hard.

There must be dozens of Ricks at the high school. How do you know which one

is? Yeah, well, I think I got a pretty good idea, Marissa.

Oh, why's that?

Because I think I know someone who'd like to shoot him.

I'd kill that kid.

Matter of fact, I've thought about it myself, actually.

What?

Nothing, nothing. What I mean to say is there's a teacher around here and he

looks like he could snap any minute.

Are you sure?

Well, no, I'm not sure, but I should be if I could put a few more pieces of

paper together.

Then what are you talking to me for?

Well, I... I don't know why...

The bag.

Oh, I left the bag. The bag. I gotta go.

The bag.

Bye.

Bye.

Hey, uh, uh, pal.

You, you, um, by chance seen a brown paper bag about yea so high? It's got

newspaper strips in it. It's a... Hey, Mr. Hoffman. Yeah? Yeah.

Uh, it was... You like my sculpture?

Yes, that's very nice.

That's my paper you've got.

What? Is there a problem?

Well, no.

Well, I know how art departments, they're always in need of supplies. So I

brought in some newspaper strips.

Very thoughtful of you. Oh, yes.

Boy, I really love that, Arnetta.

Thank you.

Oh, yes. I go loony when it comes to papier -mâché, and I would really love

for my collection.

Your collection? Oh, yes. Everyone needs a hobby, don't they? What do you say?

Are you serious?

She needs to enter this in the art show.

Oh, right. I'm sorry. When it's over, if you'll excuse me, I have a class to

teach. But, uh, you see, um... I call it anxiety attack number three.

Yeah, and how appropriate that that would be that you call it that.

Yes.

Okay, all right. What can we take with us from Anaconda? You can't run from a

snake. Yes, yes.

I think Larry nailed it. You cannot run from the snake. No, the snake is always

faster than you are. You've got to turn and you've got to face that snake.

So when you're in the jungle out there, watch out for giant snakes.

All right, that's it, man.

I know it sounds silly, but what he was saying actually made sense to me. What,

the giant snake?

Well, not that exactly, but you know what I mean, the facing thing? Yeah, I

guess I do.

Hey, Jason.

Yeah?

Trying to move it on my turf?

No. Hey, stay away from her. No.

What? Leave him alone.

You shut up. What did you say? I said, hey, hey, hey, what is going on over

here?

Nothing. You all right, Jason?

Take a hike, mister.

Take a hike?

Stop it, Eddie.

Everything all right, Mr. Quinn?

Oh, yes. I think everything is under control here.

Very well.

Let's go, people. Two minutes to the next bell.

Come on, let's go, man. Are you okay?

What do you care? Let's go.

Hey, hey.

Maybe she doesn't want to go.

Look, who asked you?

I've got a talk with Miss Clark in my office.

Want me to talk about that essay that you wrote?

I'll catch up with you at seven, okay?

Okay?

Thanks.

I'm sorry.

man, it wasn't my fault, all right? Becker totally flipped out. He was like

Freddy Krueger or something. I got an idea. Listen, why don't you take the

afternoon off and just lay low and I'll cover for you. You will?

Oh, yeah, sure. I mean, this Becker guy, it's obvious he's got it out for you,

right?

Yeah, uh -huh, right.

You almost had me there.

Huh? A teacher telling me to play hooky?

You'll have me up for suspension the minute I take a step off the campus.

No, I'm not gonna do that. Look, man, what do you think, I'm stupid?

I'm out of here.

At least, yes, I do.

I think you're stupid. I think you're one of the stupidest kids I ever met.

want to know why I think you're stupid? I think you're stupid because you're

really smart.

I mean, look, you got a lot going on upstairs, but you end up making a joke

of everything.

Listen, I got news for you. Your family may be rich and everything, but you're

going to get out of school one day and the joke is going to be on you, pal.

You don't know anything about me.

You're not even a regular teacher.

You're a substitute.

Oh, and that means I don't know anything?

Look, I've known guys like you all my life. The rich kid.

The rich kid who gets out of college, he's going to take over daddy's

I understand all that.

You think I want to take over a bunch of car dealerships? I don't have a choice.

You what?

Forget it.

No, no, no. I don't want to forget it. Look, man, just leave me alone, okay?

listen, just talk to me. Get away from me!

What are you doing?

55 minutes.

Mr. Becker, I'm busy.

Look, I said... It's the rookie.

Want some advice?

Get out now.

Well, listen, I was just... What are you doing?

Isn't it obvious? She suspended me.

Principal Saunders? Six years on the job and she suspends me all because of one

lousy kid.

You mean Rick?

She doesn't care. I got an ex -wife to support. She doesn't care. I took this

high school to the semifinals in basketball two years in a row. No.

Money talks and gym teachers walk.

If I see that kid again, I'll... You'll what?

You don't want to know.

His family's all screwed up, but he hates his dad for running out, and his

a mess, and I'm the only one that he can talk to. He needs me.

Well, yeah, but do you need him?

What do you mean?

Well, I mean, Eddie's problems are Eddie's problems, you know? You're a

friend to listen to him, support him, but you've got to look out for yourself,

too, you know?

Well, I mean, I've dated him since eighth grade. I've never gone out with

anybody else.

Yeah? So that means you've got to...

Date him for the rest of your life?

No.

But it's easier to go with the flow.

I'm not facing the snake, am I?

What? What you were saying in class.

Anaconda Hamlet. Oh, yes.

Yes, absolutely.

You think I should break up with him?

Well, it's not what I think that's important. It's what you think.

You know, I mean, you're a high school junior, Megan. You've got a whole world

ahead of you.

You know, I've known you for less than a day, and already I can see that you're

capable of great things.

Yeah? Yeah.

But it starts here.

You know, you've got to believe in yourself. You've got to do what's right

you, even if it means disappointing other people sometimes.

Like when I told my dad, you know, that I wasn't going to drive a ham's beer

truck like him.

I mean, I've never seen him get so mad in his life.

But he got over it, you know?

Okay?

Thanks, Mr. Quinn.

You're welcome.

You know something? I'm glad I'm out of here.

I really am.

I don't want to be part of it anymore. The whole lousy system.

Take it.

Raise their kids until they blame us.

Still, I'd like to teach that kid a lesson.

Something to remember me by. Something this whole school can remember me by.

Hey, not funny!

Please, don't lock it.

Hey, come on! Let me out!

Let me out!

Let me out of here!

See, you wanted to talk.

Talk.

Eddie... What, you want to apologize?

Apologize? Yeah, for showing me up a little while ago.

No, I don't want to apologize.

I want to talk about it.

What? I think that it's time for a little break.

A break?

What are you talking about?

From each other.

I was talking to that new student teacher, Mr. Quint. What are you talking

that loser for?

He's not a loser, Eddie.

Yeah, he is.

You think that all my friends are losers, don't you?

They are.

No, they're not.

Where are you going, Eddie? I'm talking to you. I'll see you after school. No,

you won't.

And you won't see me tomorrow either.

I don't like being with you anymore, Eddie.

Megan, what's the matter with you?

What's the matter with you?

You treat me like a piece of property.

You don't let me have any friends.

I should have said this before, but I'm saying it now.

We're breaking up, buddy, okay?

No. No, that's not okay.

Look, it's that teacher, isn't it? No. He put you up to this.

Yes, he did. Look, we're not breaking up, okay?

No, we're not breaking up.

We're not breaking up!

I'm going home.

and I gotta go.

What is that?

Since you liked it so much and you're only here for one day, I thought I could

always do another sculpture, but it's not finished or anything. I didn't get

paint it. Thank you very much.

Oh, Mr. Hobson!

Here.

What's that?

My home phone number.

I thought maybe you could tutor me sometime.

Or maybe we could just talk?

Well, that would be... Well, well, that would... Well!

312. That's three minutes.

That's three.

Three minutes.

Three. You understand? That's three minutes.

Patrick Quinn?

Didn't he, Jim? No, he hasn't. What's that? I'll explain later. Hey, have you

seen Mr.

Quinn? Mr. Quinn? Yeah, he's playing basketball in the small gym. In the

gym? Where's the small gym? Is that near Becker's office? No, no, no. It's on

the other side of the school. See, you take these steps right here and go down.

When you hit the bottom... Hey, Jason, I don't have time for joking around here.

Someone's going to be shot. Do you understand me?

Where's Patrick? He's in the small gym. Well, come on. Show me. Run.

Don't breathe.

It was nothing.

Mr. Becker, are you all right?

After ranting and raving in the dark for a few minutes, I practiced some Indian

breathing techniques my first wife taught me, and something strange

Something strange happened?

I found myself at peace.

I actually had time to think, free of distractions.

Oh. I never really wanted to be a gym teacher.

I wanted to be a botanist.

You wanted to be a botanist?

Oh, good. That means that you probably didn't want to use that gun to shoot

Williams, did you?

Gun? What gun?

The gun that's in that drawer there.

You mean my starter pistol?

Starter pistol?

Rick Williams no longer matters to me. I've let go of my anger.

I'm pursuing a higher consciousness.

Yeah, too.

Well,

I'll, uh... Good luck, Mr. Becker.

Wade, close the door, will you?

My pleasure.

Mr. Hobbson.

Hey.

Hey, Rick.

Hey, I was thinking about what you said before. You think I should tell my dad I

don't want to take over the business?

Well, I don't know. That depends how you feel, I suppose.

But he's counting on it. He's always saying that.

Well, you're a pretty smart kid. I think you'll figure out a way to make him

understand. What if I can't?

Well, that I don't know.

What kind of an answer is that?

You're a teacher.

Yeah, well, I'm a substitute teacher, if you recall.

Listen, I've got a... Look, you know, I've got a feeling everything's going to

work out all right.

You take care of yourself.

Hey, thanks. Yeah.

Don't tell me you wanted to say goodbye.

Actually, good riddance.

Huh? I ran your name through the state computer.

You don't have a teaching credential, Mr. Hobson.

You don't? Well, it's kind of a hobby.

And you, Mr. Quinn, you're still eight units shy of graduating college.

You are?

I've been meaning to get to that.

Were it not for your help today, I'd have you both reported.

As it is, I could be in very serious trouble if word ever gets out that I let

the two of you in here.

So will you both do me a favor, please?

Yeah, name it.

Get lost.

Yes, okay, we're on it.

And another favor. Take this with you.

Whatever it is.

Bye. Bye.

Thank you.

She likes me.

You think so?

You know, I could really get used to this teaching.

You could, huh? Yeah, if it wasn't for all the reading, I'd pretty much have it

down. All the reading?

Yeah, but you know, there's a lot of movies now. Shakespeare's covered, you

know? It is. Yeah, Macbeth. Same thing as I know what you did last summer. Oh,

it's not.

Oh, yeah, same thing. Macbeth kills this guy and it's haunted by his ghost. Some

kids run over a guy on a highway and he keeps creeping out of the ocean with an

ice hook. I mean, it's the same exact thing.

You know what? You're giving me a headache.

Oh, Tempest?

Ernest goes to camp. No, it's this. Stop already.

There's that other one at Zorro.

Where there's a kid and there's a girl and there's Romeo and Juliet!

More tomorrow at midday.

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